>> |
12/13/09(Sun)13:23 No.7117874Asphalt: official court summoner and leader of the group. Has the ability to meld into concrete and reemerge anywhere, and has elemental control over concrete. This guy is a nightmare to fight in urban environments. Orwellian overtones, he's always watching.
Madame Fanserve: this voluptuous young woman becomes stronger, faster, and more dexterous the less she wears. Second in command of the superhero troupe.
Captain Retcon: birth name Marty Stu. Once per day, Captain Retcon can retcon his entire backstory, powers, contacts, etc. The PC's are the only ones who notice the inconsistency.
Steam Man: like Ironman, but with a steampunk armorsuit. Constantly makes Mr. Freeze style puns about steam ("now you've gotten me REAL steamed up, villain!") and then laughs maniacally as the enraged PC's try in vain to penetrate his armor to beat the shit out of him for it.
The Grouch: Oscar Osmond became a superhero when, at eight years old, some neighborhood bullies threw him in a dumpster. He can teleport from trash can to trash can, make dust devils of litter, etc. The Grouch is disillusioned with the good guys, so the PC's may be able to win him over to their side. |