I mash myself.

>>7236920
I eat this guy.

>>7236920
>>7236923
I like where this is going

Prepare to mash the CEO in a highly ritualized manner, as a way of demonstrating our power, as well as giving the other potatos and vegetables a taste of what's to come when our potato conquest of the world comes to fruition.

>>7236939
Prepare some butter as well. No one likes mashed potatos without butter!

>>7236939
>Fruition
Dohohoho

>>7236920
Roll 1d100 for class change.

>>7236939
Roll 1d100 for event 'Kali's Sacrifice'.

assimilate the mother and son

>>7236972

Glad somebody got that

We broke out of hell once.

WHAT MAKES YOU STARCHY BASTARDS THINK WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN.

rolled 96 = 96

roll

rolled 21 = 21

now roll for kalis sacrifice

>>7237051

You have transformed, your potato form flattening and altering into a mushy paste, your roots remain as they are. You may now move your roots through your body, and change shape to fit into small spaces.

>>7237058

You reach for a meat tenderizer and smash his skull in, he is no longer under your control, since he's fucking dead.

The scoutato/Emma has met with Brian next door, he seems pretty happy. She awaits further instructions, until she gets them she will assume 'normal neighbor girl' mode.

I missed PotatoQuest II
Whatever happened to the renegade potatoe?

P.S - I'm back and ready to roll as terribly as I did the other day.

make her check where everything is

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7222287/
potatoquest 2

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7222642/
Angry CEO 2. Delicious crossover with Potato Quest 2

Also, is CEO dead for good now, or is he gonna break out of hell (again)?

that doesnt matter at this moment right now we need to plan what to do next

>>7237165

He is dead again.

It only makes sense to give him another shot...

>>7237135
She and Brian have moved to the backyard to play soccer.

Roll 3d12, awareness check.

rolled 3, 12, 7 = 22

>>7237195
ROLLAN

>>7237210

In the backyard you see a swingset, and two turned over toy bins to serve as goals. A chainlink fence with a small door on it serves to let you and Brian know your limits.

It's a pretty typical backyard.

>>7237237
Did we actually turn 2 carrots into super-sharp-extra-hard spikes?

Wait for an opening and infect him?

>>7237270

In the past two days your quest has gone on, you've forgotten about your command to weaponize the carrots. Look into the bag you see that the long potato has put effort into sharpening two of them, every shaving made to whittle them down elicited a cry of carrot ecstasy.

Faggots.

>>7237297

Roll 3d20 for sneak attack.

Roll 1d200 for dominance.

rolled 11, 3, 4 = 18

rollan for sneak attack

rolled 36 = 36

rolling for dominance

>>7237338
... Man that roll failed

>>7237318
rollan for sneak attack

rollan for sneak

>>7237333
>>7237338

Brian freaks out as the scoutato rips off of Emma's back, she is stunned for a moment but then begins to approach Brian. He kicks the scoutato, sending it into one of the goals.

He doesn't yet seem aware that Emma is still under out control.

The scoutato lives, but is in bad shape.

fuuuuuuck, forgot how to do the /tg/ roll thing, can some good gentleman remind me of what to put in the email field?

>>7237384
have emma freak out, clinging to brian, let him lead us inside

dice+1d100
or whatever

>>7237400

1d30, bluff check.

rolled 8 = 8

>>7237412
rolling for bluff check

rolled 20 = 20

>>7237412
rollan

>>7237422

He feels you are acting strangely, seeing a small monstrosity leap off of your back has unnerved him, but he still wants to trust you.

1d80, for final attempt at bluffing.

rolled 44 = 44

>>7237452
alright.

i hope that worked

>>7237452

He flips the fuck out and begins to run into his house, in his haste he has left the door open but is still distrusting of Emma.

try to lie our way into making him trust us

Well, it should be harder for CEO to get at us for now, at least. He's in Tartarus.

REMOVE HIS EYEBALLS WITH OUT HUMANPOTATOE MIGHT

>>7237518
The scoutato latches back onto Emma, the two go into the house as though nothing is amiss, she tells Brian's mother that they're playing a game, like tag but she is a monster. She bought it. You find the bathroom door locked, with whimpering coming from inside.

Brian is hiding from you.

1d80, panicked bluff check.

rolled 16 = 16

PLEASE LET THIS WORK

rolled 76 = 76

>>7237543

>>7237561
>>7237564
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>7237561
>>7237564

Oh, you fucker.

>>7237561
He doesn't buy it, he insists you're an alien.

Ha.

Haha.

Hmm.

JUST AS PLANNED

>>7237575
Can the scoutatoe change class to mashed potatoe to get in under the doorframe and possess Brian?

>>7237575
go along with it. scare the shit out of him. why not.

WHAT KIND OF POTATO AM I?

if he wont open the door we will force him out, grab a lighter and anything flammable laying around and smoke his ass out and as he comes out in the disorder sneak attack!

Tell him to stop being a wuss and play alien with you.

take down and posses the mother

>>7237586

He could, though you may wish to consider the effects of that.

The mashed potato class is a lot more versatile as an escape artist and stealth agent, but no matter how powerful his mobility roots they have to be able to support his mushy form, making him a great deal weaker and easier to defeat. You may change any potato's class once a day.

You may by rolling 1d100.

>>7237591

2d50 for nightmare check.

rolled 30 = 30

>>7237614
Rolling for class change.

>>7237614
go down stairs and tell the mother that brian had a psychotic break

>>7237650
He doesn't change classes unfortunately.

>>7237599
As a little girl and a potato, you have no idea where to get a lighter.

>>7237609
She was in her bedroom, watching House.

Sneak attack with the scout or bluff first?

rolled 44, 4 = 48

NIGHTmares

>>7237665
bluff with>>7237656

>>7237672

You begin describing horrible things your potato monster is going to do, they're not very detailed or personal, in fact a few are ripped straight from Friday the 13th. Regardless, he is scared right out of his fucking mind and won't stop crying.

>>7237676
At this point, it's not a bluff. As soon as she walks past you the scoutato detaches and latches onto her back.

Roll 1d104 for dominance.

rolled 25 = 25

roll for domination

rolled 30 = 30

>>7237692
fffffff

ok, thats it, I will never roll again as my rolls are spectacularly horrible

>>7237695
A stalemate, both the scoutato and Mrs. McClellan are about evenly matched in willpower.

Either roll a 1d50 'all or nothing' event which could jeopardize your control over her, or make a 2d10 control check with every command you give her.

The choice is yours.

rolled 56 = 56

>>7237708
>>7237695
FUCK

rolled 1 = 1

>>7237722
1d50
FOR SPUD AND STARCH WE WILL DIE

rolled 38 = 38

for it all

>>7237710
You will never roll as bad as >>7237737

>>7237737

I have no idea how you guys keep your dice rolls out of the e-mail field, but you're gonna have to start making them visible for your roll to be legal. Else I'm going to assume you're rolling 1d1s to fuck it up.

>>7237745
You assert control, the host is yours. She currently needs to scoutato to connect to the hivemind.

>>7237757

Hang on... we can't tell what they've put into the rollers. They might be closet angry men thoughts going dice+1d1

>>7237760
have emma go downstairs to deal with anybody who comes in asking questions, have the mother comfort brian, make sure that he does not see scoutpotato

>>7237779
just jealous of my failure rolls

>>7237781

Emma sits at the table and goes into 'neighbor girl' mode, and begins drawing very poor depictions of Batman villains.

The scoutato hides in the small of her back while she tells him that Emma went home.

Roll 2d4, motherly bluff check.

rolled 3, 4 = 7

>>7237799

>>7237802
Mothers are the best fucking liars in the world.

rolled 1, 2 = 3

gogo bluff

>>7237815
ignore

Angry Quest here.

You potatos better get ready for the rouxination we're gonna visitater upon your fucking asses once we break out.

MY ROLLS SUCK

>>7237837
>rouxination
>visitater
dohoho

>>7237837

You lack spore makers. You are irrelevant.

we need to immolate the CEO's body

>>7237802

Your bluff succeeds, he opens the door and embraces her in a hug.

And then feels the potato.

She holds onto him, as the scoutato makes another attempt.

1d100 for domination.

rolled 30 = 30

>>7237857

HAVE YOU NO SOUL?
NO COMPASSION?
NO EMPATHY?

rolled 67 = 67

herp

rolled 72 = 72

my rolls still suck

>>7237863
This kid has a will of steel.

... THE ONE TIME I GET A GOOD ROLL

>>7237878

ye invisi-rollers do not count.

>>7237874
GLORY TO THE COMPLEX CARBOHYDRATES!

>>7237866
FIGHT
FIGHT THE POWER BRIAN!

>>7237863
>>7237871

Seriously, it might just be angry CEO fags messing with the rolls.

No matter how good or bad the rolls are, I'm no longer taking any hidden dice rolls.

>>7237874

It succeeds, the scoutato latches onto the boy on the back of the neck. His mother falls limp to the ground, her will no longer her own but also now severed from the hivemind.

>>7237900
Have Emma and Brian transport the Mother's corpse to our original pantry. There we can plant starch and seeds in her and she shall birth the next wave of our potatoe-brethren.

Then get on turning some carrots into weapons.

P.S - Did we or did we not absorb the rice hivemind? 'Cause they were bros.

rolled 61 = 61

>>7237900
have the kids drag the mother back to wherever we left the CEOs body, reassemble our forces, pray that noone starts a sweet mother breaking out of coma heaven quest

>>7237900
Fans of Angry CEO: If you don't cut the shit, I'm putting the brakes on Angry CEO and having the gods unmake him.

It will be unpleasant.

We don't need to mess with the potatoheads; we'll beat them all on our fucking lonesome.

>>7237900

Search Mother's brain for knowledge of the vegetables in the house. There will be food here. We must convert and spread the glorious empire.

>>7237923
>>7237935

She's actually not dead, just comatose due to having no will being exerted upon her.

We can make an anti-life check to connect her to the hivemind psychically, or we could latch another potato onto her.

Or yeah just stash the comatose body.

We have no idea where the CEO's original body is however, his second body was left on the couch.

We've already sharpened two, have four of them currently devoted to hosting sporetatoes. Two more await function in the bag.

The rice is a separate entity, having its own hivemind but still remaining loyal to us.

rolled 66 = 66

>>7237958
search the house for our brethren

>>7237900
Her will not her own, but severed from the hivemind? ....so shes dead.

>>7237958
The carrots can still be weaponised, we're just not thinking about it enough.

Anyway, as >>7237955 said, psy-rape her brain for vegetable knowledge and then drag her back to our domain where she can be put to work.

>>7237978
Coma.

>>7237972
You search the pantry and fridge for other potential comerades, you find six more carrots, five more potatoes, a bag of rice and a loaf of bread.

where are we? country? suburban? urban?

>>7237991
any oranges? i fucking love oranges.

>>7237984

We also need knowledge of the neighbors. Mother will know more than either of the girl or the boy. We especially need knowledge of gardeners, authority figures and the presence of vegetable gardens in the area.

Also, knowledge of how to drive a car. If our tubers can grow legs and eyes, we can flee in a vehicle in extremis.

Hey, did we all forget about the teenager?

PotatOP, what time of year is this happening? Gauging the effectiveness of a current CEO plan.

>>7237996
>>7238007

The scoutato detaches from Brian, he falls limp. It latches back onto his mother who stands back up who shares her knowledge with you.

Her husband is an FBI agent and their only son is Brian. It's a suburban area in a small neighborhood, with a park placed in the center.

You acquire seven oranges.

>>7238061
ffffffffffffffff

I sense a link with Hobo Quest

>>7238059

According to the mother, it is August 20th. The year is irrelevant, we'll just say 'this year'.

>>7238068

No crossover planned yet. Must investigate further.

For those who care, my brother's in stable condition. Hoboquest will continue tomorrow.

>>7238090
That's a relief. Hope he's feeling better!

should we go to more houses gain more resources then set up ambushes?

>>7238137

I think I should bring this to an end now.

4chan is screwing up, and the posts have slowed.

POTATO TOMORROW

Aww