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    29 KB Some (hopefully) OC for /tg/ Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:32 No.12577592  
    Good morning, /tg/. Got a fun story for you, broken up into parts. let's begin, shall we?

    DM: Ok, so you guys have your characters finished and named?
    Player: Yeah, but I hope you don't mind, we gave these guys some kinda silly names.
    DM: Hey man, it's a silly campaign. Go ahead.
    Player. Ok, well, Who's the Fighter, What's the Rogue, I Don't Know's the Cleric...
    DM: Well that's what I want to find out, the names of the characters.
    Player: I'm telling you, Who's the Fighter, What's the Rogue, I Don't Know's the Cleric...
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:32 No.12577596
    DM: Look, you got your characters named, right?
    Player: Yeah.
    DM: Ok, so Who's the Fighter?
    Player: Yes.
    DM: No, the character's name.
    P: Who.
    DM: The Fighter.
    P: Who.
    DM: The one with Two-Weapon Fighting!
    P: Who!
    DM: The one with the bonus feats!
    P: Who!
    DM: THE FUCKING FIGHTER!!
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:33 No.12577600
    P: Who is the fighter!
    DM: What are you asking me for?
    P: I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.
    DM: Then go ahead.
    P: Who.
    DM: THE FIGHTER!
    P: Who is the fighter!
    DM: That's what I wanna know!
    P: That's it.
    DM: That's who?
    P: Yes!
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:34 No.12577605
    DM: *facepalm* Look, one of the characters is a Fighter, right?
    P: Yes.
    DM: Then who is the Fighter?
    P: Exactly.
    DM: All I want to know is what is the name of the Fighter!
    P: Whoa dude, What's the Rogue.
    DM: I'm not asking who's the Rogue!
    P: Who's the Fighter.
    DM: ONE CLASS AT A TIME! .... Just tell me, what is the name of the Fighter?
    P: What's the Rogue.
    DM: I'm not asking who's the Rogue!
    P: Who's the Fighter.
    DM: I don't know!
    P: He's the cleric, we're not talking about him yet.
    DM: Whoa, whoa, how the hell did I get to the Cleric?
    P: You mentioned his name.
    >> Anonymous 10/26/10(Tue)11:34 No.12577608
    Abbot and Costello fucking suck.
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:35 No.12577609
    DM: If I mentioned the Cleric's name, who did I say was the Cleric?
    P: No, who's the fighter.
    DM: STAY AWAY FROM THE FIGHTER!!
    P: Calm down, man.
    DM: Ok...what is the name of the Cleric?
    P: What is the name of the Rogue.
    DM: I'm not asking who's the Rogue!
    P: Who's the Fighter.
    DM: I don't know!
    P: He's the Cleric.
    >> Baron Sicarius !!ELQiAA2dAMd 10/26/10(Tue)11:35 No.12577613
    >>12577608
    Abbot and Costello were pretty funny. Who's On First was one of their worst skits, though.
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:36 No.12577620
    DM: There I go, back to the Cleric...
    P: Well I'm just telling you the names.
    DM: ok, so there's a figher in the group, right?
    P: Yes.
    DM: If I'm gonna give XP to the fighter, who gets it?
    P: Every point of it.
    DM: ........
    P: Well why not? I'm sure he earned it.
    DM: Who did?
    P: Yes.
    DM: ........
    >> Anonymous 10/26/10(Tue)11:36 No.12577621
    >>12577608
    You have no taste
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:37 No.12577633
    P: And it's gonna be written on his character sheet.
    DM: Whose (Who's) character sheet?
    P: Yup.
    DM: Ok. All I want to know is WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIGHTER!!
    P: What's the Rogue.
    DM: I'm not asking who's the Rogue!
    P: Who's the Fighter.
    DM: I don't know!
    Both: Cleric!
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:38 No.12577641
    DM: Ok, forget about the Fighter. Anyone else in the group?
    P: Yeah, we have a Wizard.
    DM: Of course you have a Wizard. The Wizard's name?
    P: Why.
    DM: I dunno, I just thought I'd ask you!
    P: Well I just thought I'd tell you.
    DM: Then tell me who's the Wizard.
    P: Who's the Figh--
    DM: I SAID STAY AWAY FROM THE FUCKING FIGHTER!!
    P: Easy man, easy.
    DM: Just tell me what is the name of the Wizard.
    P: What is the name of the Rogue!
    DM: I'm not asking who's the Rogue!
    P: Who's the Fighter!
    DM: I don't know!
    Both: Cleric!
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:39 No.12577647
    DM: Just tell me the name of the Wizard.
    P: Why.
    DM: BECAUSE!
    P: Oh he's the Ranger.
    DM: ........
    P: I'm just telling you the names.
    DM: ...Ok, one more time. What is the name of the Fighter!
    P: What's the Rogue.
    DM: Don't start with me on that. What is the name of the FIGHTER.
    P: What is the Rogue!
    DM: I can't even get past the Fighter...Ok, who's the Rogue?
    P: Who's the Fighter.
    DM: WHAT CLASS DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT?!
    >> Anonymous 10/26/10(Tue)11:39 No.12577648
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    Sorry OP, but this isn't even remotely as funny as you think it is.
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:40 No.12577652
    P: We can talk about any class.
    DM: Ok, you got a...I dunno, a Barbarian?
    P: Yes, we have a Barbarian.
    DM: The Barbarian's name?
    P: Tomorrow.
    DM: ...You don't want to tell me today?
    P: I'm telling you now!
    DM: Then tell me!
    P: Tomorrow.
    DM: THE SESSION IS TODAY!!
    P: I know it is!
    DM: Then tell me the Barbarian's name!
    P: Tomorrow!
    DM: Ok, what time?
    P: WHat time what?
    DM: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's the Barbarian?
    P: Look, Who is not the Barbarian--
    DM: I'LL BREAK YOUR ARM IF YOU SAY WHO'S THE FIGHTER!! ....What's the Barbarian's name?
    P: What's the Rogue.
    DM: I don't know!
    Both: Cleric!
    >> Anonymous 10/26/10(Tue)11:40 No.12577657
    >>12577648
    Ignore this guy. I think it's fucking hilarious. He's trolling that DM hard.
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:41 No.12577666
    >>12577648
    Not aiming for funny, more like aiming for clever. There's a video of a Shakespeare version of Who's on First that's not that funny, but it's pretty clever.


    DM: Do you have a Druid?
    P: Yes, we have a Druid.
    DM: The Druid's name?
    P: Today.
    Dm: Today. Tomorrow's the Barbarian, Today's the Druid.
    P: Now you got it, man!
    DM: All I got are a couple of DAYS in the group!
    P: Well those are the names!
    DM: *sigh* Ok, let's do a small scenario. The group encounters several goblins, one of them obviously the leader. The Fighter has been THAT GUY all night, and I want to knock him down a peg or two. So, I use the Leader's initiative and send it after who?
    P: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
    DM: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:42 No.12577669
    DM: I send the Leader after who?
    P: Naturally.
    DM: ...after who?
    P: Naturally.
    DM: And who gets attacked?
    P: Naturally.
    DM: Ok! So I send the Leader after Naturally.
    P: No! You send it after Who!
    DM: Naturally!
    P: Now you've got it.
    DM: That's what I said!
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:43 No.12577673
    DM: I said I send the Leader after Naturally!
    P: No, you send it after the Fighter!
    DM: And who gets attacked?
    P: Naturally!
    DM: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!!
    P: You're not saying it right!
    DM: I'm saying that the Goblin leader goes up and attacks Naturally!
    P: No, the Leader attacks Who!
    DM: NATURALLY!!!....Who gets attacked?
    P: Naturally.
    DM: You ask me.
    P: Who gets attacked?
    DM: Naturally.
    P: Naturally.
    DM: SAME AS YOU! SAME! AS! YOU!!
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:44 No.12577676
    DM: The leader attacks who?
    P: Naturally.
    DM: HE BETTER!! So the leader attacks whoever the fighter is, the fighter takes down the Leader and then cleaves to the goblins attacking What, then I don't Know, then Tomorrow. A quadruple kill.
    P: Sure.
    DM: BUT THEN! A DRAGON comes out of the sky and sets its sights on Because! Why? I don't know, he's the Cleric, and I. DON'T. CARE!
    P: Wait what?
    DM: I SAID I DON'T CARE!
    P: Ohhhh, he's the Paladin!

    *scene of gratuitous violence*

    FIN

    And I'm done. Hope you enjoyed.
    >> Anonymous 10/26/10(Tue)11:45 No.12577681
    well, I enjoyed it OP.
    >> Anonymous 10/26/10(Tue)11:45 No.12577685
    Johnny Carson did a pretty good version of the old routine as Ronald Reagan.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ-cIrAqWcQ
    >> Anonymous 10/26/10(Tue)11:45 No.12577686
    >>12577676

    I did enjoy it, in a silly classical comedy manner.

    All haters don't have any taste in comedy whatsoever.
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:49 No.12577703
    >>12577685
    You wanna talk Johnny Carson, find the skit that he did with Jack Webb (creator and star of the classic Dragnet). THAT is fucking hilarious. He actually made Jack Webb smile.
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)11:51 No.12577711
    >>12577703
    here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpVjW30I-YU
    >> Anonymous 10/26/10(Tue)11:57 No.12577751
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    >>12577676
    >> Anonymous 10/26/10(Tue)12:09 No.12577836
    Not bad, OP.
    >> Anonymous 10/26/10(Tue)12:09 No.12577840
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBMsXcSTi4s
    >> Anonymous 10/26/10(Tue)12:18 No.12577905
    >>12577676

    DM: And I suppose you have a bizarre name for this group?
    P: We sure do!
    DM: What is the name of this group?
    P: No, What is-
    DM: Don't start. This group has a name, which is...?
    P: The Aristocrats!
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 10/26/10(Tue)12:23 No.12577936
    >>12577905
    Haaaaaa. I like you.
    >> Anonymous 10/26/10(Tue)13:26 No.12578505
    The best Who's on first thing I ever saw was a thing where one guy was trying to explain the routine to another guy with the help of an actual baseball team. Wish I remembered what it was.
    >> Anonymous 10/26/10(Tue)13:37 No.12578618
    Thank you, OP, you made me smile all over.
    >> Anonymous 10/26/10(Tue)15:19 No.12579546
    >>12577676
    I enjoyed this, OP.

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