Alone among all the beasts, I fight as I have fought all my life, my thoughts my only companion!

I didn't vote for him

What is this that lies along my hunting-trail? Again I find an animal slain and left to rot, with nary a piece eaten!

Strange smells are in the air, and the beasts are restless and uneasy...

>>12942185
Well I did. He seems like a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.

Lets go hunt some panthers Tratot, I want a new jacket.

Tratot, gather the young! Those who must pass the rite. Hunt for a great beast, that they may enter manhood.

Something has come to the jungle and defied the laws of the hunt and the kill. Animals must be slain according to the rites, not left behind like dung!

rolled 10401 = 10401

>Lego Quest
>In the Jungle
> :D

No longer will I wait as this unseen threat creeps about!


What will you do, Tratot?


>>12942200
Alone among the beasts, there are no others like you in all the jungle, and the jungle is vast. Never have you found an end to it, save the rocky spires that lie scattered about the verdant landscape.

>>12942233
Judge the nature of the kill.

How was the beast slain? And by what?

Bellow out your challenge. Someone has defiled the sanctity of this jungle, the very laws upon which all life has silently agreed.

You will hunt this wretched heretic. Your jungle demands it.

I bellow out a roar of anger, as hot blood flows through me and into my hand that grips my sacred hunting-spear!

>>12942247
>Judge the nature of the kill.
>How was the beast slain? And by what?

Please roll a d12 and link to this post!

To roll, put
noko dice 1d12
in the email field.

rolled 11 = 11

>>12942281

Whooo Rollan

rolled 4 = 4

>>12942281

rolled 21195 = 21195

>>12942303

Back to my regularly schedualed 1d40000, as my luck will never last that long.

>>12942303

My hunter's hands gently prod at its flesh, and its strange mysteries are revealed to me. The beast's underbelly is charred, as if it were held over coals.

Something else as well- a piece of the tree has been knocked away... knocked, or perhaps burned as well...

Something in the trail ahead...


What will you do, Tratot?

>>12942404
poke it with your spear! who knows what evil that artifact contains!

>>12942313
see
>>12940000

rolled 4 = 4

Quick, eat it before someone else does!

>>12942447
you are funny man, you are welcome in Putin's ice palace.

>>12942420

...

rolled 2 = 2

>>12942420
forgot my roll, sorry.

Goddammit, this is the best thread ever.

Hmm...

It rolls over like a dead insect. Whatever evil it carried seems to have left.

What will you do, Tratot?

rolled 1 = 1

>>12942515
fashion the artifact into a totem. that way, its magic will be at your command!

rolled 4 = 4

>>12942515
Further jungle investigation is required. Tratot should use his worldly jungle intuition to look for clues such as footprints or unnaturally scattered flora. He must keep his wits about him, though. There may be trouble afoot.

It looks like Tratot just carries this "don't give a fuckness" wherever he goes.

>>12942528

Yaaaah!


What will you do, Tratot?

rolled 9 = 9

>>12942594
Don't do it, Tratot!

rolled 1 = 1

>>12942606
Use it to hunt animals! Make fire to cook food!

rolled 11 = 11

>>12942606


Drop the damned thing and run around flailing my arms. Surely that will solve something.

rolled 12 = 12

>>12942606
now armed with totem and spear, you are ready to hunt the evil that has invaded your home! better look for more artifacts, too.

>>12942630

What now???

rolled 8 = 8

>>12942643
Well I'll be damned, there's not beating that roll, but in case I do...

>>12942606
Tratot experiments with his new toy n animals, plants, whatever he feels like.

rolled 7 = 7

>>12942668
stop, drop, roll. Recognize the evil that the machine hath wrought, think of some way and some where to destroy it.

rolled 3 = 3

>>12942668
Search the ground for tracks and hunt for great beasts!

rolled 10 = 10

>>12942668

Put the fire out by rubbing your back against that nearby tree!

>>12942643

I drop to the carpet below my feet and smother the flames!

rolled 8 = 8

>>12942721
Realize the power of this device. Very carefully attach it to the end of your spear.

>>12942648
The wicked thing seems to have tired of breathing fire, or perhaps I have finally tamed it.

Ahead lies the domain of the jungle's fiercest creatures, and yet it is the one place I have not trod since this evil came to my home.

If the desecrator of animals is still here, it must be in the realm of the Sharger!

What will you do, Tratot? Charge forth to the realm of the Sharger, or fashion a plan with your feral cunning?

>>12942746
FERAL CUNNING, ALL THE WAY!

rolled 4 = 4

>>12942746
Fashion a plan. Taming this device is not enough, we must learn to control it.

rolled 1 = 1

>>12942746

Plans are for pansies, charge his front door and proclaim your presence to the heavens!

I burn the flying lizard's body to release its soul, and lay its heart and the strange artifact out before me. For a moment I sit silently, contemplating what my task requires.

Against a foe that can draw forth fire, my spear may not be enough...

LEGO QUEST IS BEST QUEST

What will you do, Tratot?

rolled 8 = 8

>>12942868
suck your own dick

rolled 12 = 12

>>12942868

If a spear cannot hold back the waves of flame, then there is only one solution.

We must find the biggest rock in the land, and find a way to flatten this "Sharger" with it.

>Main Hakan
>Get invited to a lobby
>Two people, one Dan, one Makoto
FUCK YEAH LOW TIER ALL THE WAY

rolled 3856 = 3856

>>12942891

I... I think I love you.

>>12942891
The Sharger is a fierce and wily beast, and would leap free of any falling rock!

The biggest rock in the land, however...

From its peak, I can see for days in all directions.

rolled 10 = 10

>>12942949
>mount brave
fuck yeah.

Restless and eager to begin, I set off.


Where will you go, Tratot? Search out the desecrator without pause, or head for Mount Brave to see what can be seen?

rolled 4 = 4

>>12943020
Climb Mt Brave, light a fire for the gods
meditate until dawn

I leave my spear and the artifact behind and leap from crag to crag, pulling my way to the top of Mount Brave!

The desecrator is not the only one who can conjure up fire! I set a blaze atop the highest point and wait out the night...

...but no visions come to me.

At dawn I descend the mountain and resume my prowl for the unseen enemy.

Roll a d12, please!

rolled 12 = 12

>>12943217

May the spirits of huntiness guide my die rolls

rolled 173 = 173

>>12943251

That. Is cool.

>Bliftes TRAINING

Yep. We need some Bliftes TRAINING. Intense.

>>12943251

>>12943345
LOOK OUT, THAT SCHOOLBUS WITH EYES IS GOING TO RUN YOU OVER

rolled 8 = 8

>>12943345
Spinning backflip, spearing it through the eyes with our spear

rolled 3 = 3

>>12943355

OH LORDY, PREPARE FOR A BEATDOWN

A Sharger!

Half-shark, half-tiger, it seeks to make me its breakfast!


What will you do, Tratot?

rolled 17314 = 17314

>>12943355

for some reason I hear it bellowing 'GAAAAAARP! GAAAARP!' as it charges.

rolled 5 = 5

>>12943366
tame it.
ride it.
love it.

rolled 5 = 5

>>12943396

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Tratot!

rolled 8 = 8

>>12943471
>>12943471
Tame it.

rolled 3 = 3

>>12943471

Restrain its jaw with the spear.

rolled 11 = 11

>>12943502

I grasp it by the back of its neck and haul myself atop it! Still the beast thrashes under me, trying to shake me loose!

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Tratot!

rolled 5 = 5

>>12943561
love it

>pleasebeat11pleasebeat11pleasebeat11pleasebeat11pleasebeat11pleasebeat11pleasebeat11pleasebeat11
pleasebeat11pleasebeat11pleasebeat11

rolled 3 = 3

>>12943561
Smack it behind the ears and calm it with soothing words.

>>12943578

Without warning its terrible pincer-tail seizes me and digs its spines into my chest!

rolled 2 = 2

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Tratot!

rolled 1 = 1

>>12943652

We roll and land in a fighting crouch, and ready ourselves for another flying leap

>>12943652
Cast vine whip to pull yourself to that tree before you hit the ground.

rolled 12 = 12

>>12943652

Triple backflip, land on feet. The beast will not be able to resist your grace

rolled 4 = 4

>>12943699
All these dice how do I roll them.

rolled 2 = 2

>>12943696

My face burns with its hot breath as daggerlike teeth scrape at me!

Only one chance to avoid being eaten alive!

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Tratot!

>ONES AND TWOS AND TWELVES

I love this game, even if it is slow as hell.

rolled 10 = 10

>>12943739

Stand up and hold its mouth open. Strike a pose.

rolled 1 = 1

>>12943739
Noooo, Tratot!

rolled 1 = 1

>>12943696

Dammit.

rolled 8 = 8

>>12943767

No beast may devour Tratot! With a mighty shove, I force its jaws apart and knock it to its back!

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Tratot!

rolled 34275 = 34275

>>12943767

YES.

>ones everywhere

>>12943817
HEADBUTT!

>>12943860
Roll a d12, please!

Put
noko dice 1d12
in the email field to roll.

>>12943817

Grab its tongue, pull it out, and let the jaws snap shut. It'll be dead in minutes from blood loss.

>>12943873

Forgot to roll

>>12943877
Heh.

rolled 2 = 2

>>12943877

CAPTCHAAAAAA!

rolled 3 = 3

Pull a Soloman Grundy, and snap them jaws the wrong way 'round.

rolled 1 = 1

>>12943884

...

rolled 3 = 3

>>12943925
Well, shit. Kick like a motherfucker, If successful, drop a snide one-liner.

rolled 1 = 1

>>12943925

Again the creature succumbs to my fighting skill, and I find myself atop it once more!

Roll a d12 to hopefully end this ridiculously drawn-out fight, Tratot!

rolled 9 = 9

>>12943934
Really? Really, dice?
Fuck you too.

>twenty-two demam

rolled 6 = 6

>>12943940

Pluck the beasts eyeball from its socket.

rolled 6 = 6

Rip its tail off.
Have badass weapon/trophy.
Profit.

rolled 12 = 12

>>12943949

The beast squeezes its eyes shut as I tear at them, then it lies still beneath my grasp, panting and exhausted.

What will you do, Tratot?

rolled 11 = 11

>>12943991
Is taming an option?
I want a ride.

>ONES AND TWELVES

>>12944003
The beast is still wary of me... climbing atop it would enrage it once more.

rolled 9 = 9

>>12944063
Whisper sweet nothings to it while exuding manly charm.

...but it HAS accepted me as its superior, as all animals of the jungle must be taught.

While I have tarried with the sharger, the unseen enemy continues to slip about, bringing unsanctified death to the jungle!


What will you do, Tratot?

>>12944081
Make a saddle to ride on the beast.

rolled 6 = 6

>>12944124
Or, if he's still being surly after the manly charm, at least see if it will follow us.

>>12944136

The beast bellows once as I turn, though whether it is one of camaraderie or territory I cannot tell. It leaves me as I walk forward, still no closer to finding the evil that has come to haunt the jungle.

What will you do, Tratot?


>Protip: if you want to try crafting something, hit me up.

Almost thinking this might be a good place to end it for the night.

Perhaps we can finish this up tomorrow night, when more people are around and I can get shit up more quickly.

rolled 10 = 10

>>12944199
Might be a good idea.
You please as always, sir.

>>12944217

Thanks for playing! I feel bad about how slow(er than normal) it was. Holidays are the only time I have to run LQ nowadays ><

Tonight's thread is archived here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

I'll be around for a while if anyone would like to discuss Lego-related topics.

This makes me want to run my own cept Alien themed, but I have to wait until december. DX

>>12944420

Sweet.

One piece of advice: Sticky-tack is your best friend. It makes getting that one pose juuuuust right.

Just stopping in to say that you make me nostolgia hard for my old Lego Mania magazines. They had comics just like this. GODDAMN DAD WHY DID YOU THROW THEM AWAY.

Ah well. C'est la vie, eh? Keep doing what you do, Lego dude.

>>12944462
Well, anon, if you'd like to read a Lego Quest comic, After the Brick is collected in .cbr format:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8HUD23L5

And that's it for me for the night. I can't promise anything, but I'd like to try and run some more tomorrow night, hopefully a little earlier.

Daytime still-on-the-board-bump for any Legonauts who missed last night's thread.