Sir, you have inspired writefaggotry. I shall commence thusly.

We'd been dating for a month now. I was still surprised. Made me realize how most of my previous dates had been about getting into a vagina. This time, though, we'd just burn hours talking about everything our minds settled on.

You have to be open-minded to date a lamia in the first place, after all.

Today we met at a coffee shop, twelve sharp. Not Starbucks, even though one was only a ten minute drive from my apartment - Maureen liked the cozier, littler cafes run by smiling women with a few lines on their faces, the kind with an interior that looked like a wood cabin, or at least, someone trying to imitate one. Wanted to support the local efforts, she claimed. Pretentious bullshit, but she was my girl so I let it slide. She didn't bitch when I played World of Warcraft while chatting with her on Skype, so it was fair, I thought.

>>13155463

Today she had a problem with moving around.

"You don't get what it's like to slither," she said, leaning on the table with her elbows. A table near the window like she told me to get. "You have to drag your whole body everywhere. It's like making a scene everywhere I go. At least that fish guy at the counter doesn't take up an entire room whenever he's moving from point A to point B."

"I don't have a problem with you slithering," I said.

"Most of the time I don't either, but you know me. I keep to myself. It's bad enough I get stares." Absentmindedly, she ran a hand down her scaly side. "It's just that...sometimes it feels like this world wasn't built for me. You know?"

I rested my hand over her other hand lying on the table. Her skin was always cold - guess that was the reptile part of her acting up. But it was the thought I cared about. "I kind of do, believe it or not. Humans can feel left out even though we're all basically the same. Then again...most of us don't have to deal with what you have to go through."

>>13155616
>>13155463
thanks mate.

>>13155616

"I just think something's wrong when I have to wait for my coworker to keep the door open for me when I get to work," Maureen said, picking up her cappuccino. "And I really hate bumming rides from you just to get there. You know I'd drive there myself, but I don't have any feet, they don't have any cars for people with snake legs." She took a slurp that was too noisy for my tastes. "I hate riding in the back of the truck. It's too cold."

Maureen was doing a fantastic job making me feel like an asshole. "I'm sorry. If I had known we'd be hooking up, I would've bought a normal car."

She sighed. "No, don't apologize. It's not your fault. I need to quit whining and just deal with it." Her gaze trailed to the window. Outside, cars streaked down the road like bullets of shiny color. "This is my home now. I just...have to make do with what I've got."

TM you kick ass.

This... might make for a decent quest, actually.

In any case, I beg you for moar.

>>13155749

I squeezed her hand. "Hey...I know it sucks. But you'll make it. And you got me now. If you're stuck here, at least I'm gonna do everything I can to make it suck less. All right?"

Maureen smiled. "Thanks. I shouldn't be complaining when I've got someone like you."

"Hey, come on. In this world, you're expected to complain a little bit. That's just how it works."

"Okay," she said. Her hand escaped mine and she poked me square in a soft part of my chest. "I'll start complaining about your dirty underwear."

I chuckled. "Hey, I wash those."

"When it's most convienent for you, you mean."

She had a point, but I inexplicably decided to concede the issue. We both smiled and tipped our cups against each other, our hands meeting again while we sat there and listened to the light, local jazz.

at first i was going to say that the POV character is a bit of a dick, but then i realized this isnt the MGU boards where 'OMG my waifu is so pure and perfect and everything she does is wonderful!'

bleh.

keep up the good writing, OP

Bumping for interest and in hopes of more.

>>13155888

Nice triples, dude. As for me, I try to keep my characters flawed however I can despite my limited writefaggotry skills.

Good writing, writefag.

Only problem is-- they do actually make modify cars for people without legs. One of my friends has partial paralysis in both legs and so her car has the brake/acceleration on the left side of the steering wheel.

>>13155936
Somehow I'm picturing something akin to a plane throttle.
And that's a badass mental image.

>>13155936

...oh. Welp, shows what I know!

TM that was good! Do you have anything longer written? A page on suptg or 1d4chan?

>>13155991

I did an archived thread about the battered husband of an abusive paladin fighting back. It's called "Reverse Chivalry - Writefaggotry", I think. It had tons of silly Final Fantasy Dissidia references!

>>13155787

I am intrigued! Explain your quest idea.

>>13155787

I believe, don't quote me on this, but I believe there was a quest about a lamia working for pizza delivery, inspired off an image. Short-lived but interesting.


>>13156073

Hey, you did that writestory about the reverse chivalry right?

You said you couldn't finish because of lack of info though.

This was adorable and I need moar.

>>13156105

Yeah, I said I'd write a sequel once I learned more about the paladin's order. It left on a cliffhanger where the paladin may or may not accept her husband's choice.

I also did the recent Jibjabber "fapfic", too.

>OPs pic
>modern lamia

fucking stolen

Play a lamia in Shadownrun (altered of course), acquire victory.

>>13156115

Well what did you want to know.

I had a dream that there were zombies everywhere and one broke into my house. I reached for my sword but I left it in another room. I reached for my shotgun, but it was in another room. I reached for my WASR, and shot the zombie. Shot went right through it, no damage. Exhausted the entire magazine. So I rushed the zombie, intent on bashing it in the face. While bashing it, suddenly my WASR transformed into an AR15, and pig disgusting synthetic stock began warping. I finally curbstomped its head, and tossed away the AR. I look to my left, and my father is there, sitting in an armchair. He says, "See...shoulda used a Remington."

And then I woke up. The end.

>theologie dommulf

>>13156142

What the order was like, their views on men, how they would consider the husband's recent actions against his paladin wife, what they might try to do to get him to back down...things like that.

>>13156169

Did you want me to answer those questions for you, or wait till the official thread?

>>13156178

You're the guy who did the other threads? Hmmm...I should wait for the official thread to make it extra awesome.

>>13156190

Oky doky then, next week-ish it is then.

Between this and the Silent Sister thread, this is just the Night of Awesome Writefaggotry.

I'm getting some ideas for more writefaggotry but I'm also open to ideas.

I had a dream that I was a red spy on CP_Well, in the blue base on the third story of that little foyer area between their second and first points, and I look down from there and I see a loli Cultist-chan looking up at me. Jumping down casually the scenery turns suddenly to night time on the side of a major highway, while she suddenly turns into a cat, begins walking away, turns around to hiss at me and then bolts off. I begin chasing after her, before a black bear cub runs out of some near by brush and I think "Oh shit, a bear!", before leaping over it as it goes by, before it turns around and I cannot remember anything else.

I don't even fucking like Cultist. Or bears.

>>13155963
I can verify this. My dad couldn't move his legs for 8 years, and he got hand-controls for his truck.
Still, it would require EXTENSIVE modifications to make a car capable of holding a Lamia. The safety features alone would make the car... how COULD you buckle up a snake-person?
>>13156125
Want some more?
>>13156105
This picture?

>>13156284

Yes.

Went on for about 2 threads I think?

>>13156284

This is awesome. I officially dub Maureen to be a pizza delivery girl now.

>>13156301
I barely remember.
>>13156267
You mention the Lamia being stuck in the world, how did that come about?

>>13156329

I...don't know :V It's just some random background I came up with. Upon further thought, it would take a LONG time for a lamia to enter our world, adapt our ways and language, and even longer for her and other creatures to be more socially accepted.

>>13156356
Not THAT long. I'd say 10 or 15 years max. In modern day.

>>13156368
Maybe for FULL integration. But by then we'd have cars and shit for EVERYONE.
>>13156356
5 years. After 5 years we would still consider then weird, some people probably wouldn't have seen any mystic creatures in that time, but we'd let them work and crap. Would probably still be modifying things for them.

>>13156368
>implying people now are not prejudice or hateful

Oh ho ho

>>13156284
Remove seats and bolt a couple of big rollbars inside for the lamia to hang onto with its tail.

I'd imagine that a Lamia-adjusted car wouldn't have a driver's seat proper- more of a bucket area to curl up in. Rather than regular seatbelts, there would be two loops that you place the body between and crossing each other in an X-pattern, then buckling on either side of the bucket. Acceleration/brakes/etc. are the easiest- just use the adjustments we make for paraplegics nowadays. A lamiacar would have to be larger- no compacts for them.

Ranting at this point, bouncing ideas off of myself. Love thinking up pointless shit like this.

>>13156356
/tg/ had a modern mythic creatures setting going a while back.

Basically when we first split the atom with the original nuclear test back during WWII, it broke the barrier between our world and theirs. The war ended as people were forced to adjust to having orcs, elves, lamias, centaurs, etc showing up in their respective countries.

They adjusted, and campaigned for civil rights along with Martin Luther King Jr and company in the 60s and 70s, dwarves had beard-mohawks in the 80s punk scene, and so on and so forth.

Fast forward to the present, and we have Lamia pizza delivery girls.

Since snakes don't have any external genitalia, is there any point to Lamias wearing any kind of below-the-waist covering? Since they don't have legs, are skirts fashionable for lamias of both genders? Perhaps in addition to traditional jewelery, bands around the lower waist are popular. Half-bands of a sort so they don't get ruined when slithering.

>>13156390
Of course there'll be people like that. But in MODERN day times another sentient will be, for the MOST part, accepted after a while.

More writefaggotry!

***

"A guy threw a pizza back in her face today," Maureen's friend Jane told me when I went to pick her up. "Called her a freak who didn't need to be touching his food."

I hated how she was just chewing her damn gum like this wasn't something to be concerned about. "What? When the hell did this happen?"

"Around noon." At least Jane had the sense to chew quietly. Though, the way her face and nose scrunched, I wouldn't be surprised if she was secretly half-pig. "Don't tell her I told you, though. She'll try to constrict me again."

"...she constricted you BEFORE?"

"Don't tell her I told you that, either. She gets pretty pissy about it."

On my list of things I would have lined up and shot, these things have to be second only to spider-people. Because fuck spiders.

rolled 6755 = 6755

>>13156527
You don't like spiders and snakes?

Turn the Page, as done by Metallica, just came on.
I'm now thinking of a Lamia Trucker, manually.

>>13156527

Spider-people/driders would be shot on sight. I oddly don't have a problem with Lamias.

>>13156527
Fuck you man, my uncle's a spider.

>>13156545

Wears a cap with a silhouetted posing babe, and spits tobacco.

>>13156527
Dude, I hate spiders too, but you don't kill sentient creatures just because they scare you... Ok, MOST people in First World Countries don't.

>>13156562
And wears plaid, and can beat anyone in an arm wrestling competition... AND IS A CHICK! AHAHAHA!

>>13156545

If Lamias have that part of snake biology where they only need to eat like once every other week, they'd be fucking awesome truckers. Endurance kings.

>>13156578

Also has patches of grease on them.

"Breaker breaker, this is Oil Snake, over. No sign of Smokey."

>>13156578
>cowboybebop.jpg

>>13156453
not to mention a full-length dress would be fuckall long, likely uncomfortable, and easily damaged from the constant wear from the ground.


and personally i prefer to think of how they'd exist anatomically, then move onto altered housing, furniture, transportation, etc.

>>13156584
>>13156594
>>13156578
>>13156562
Oh god I wish I could drawfag.

>>13156409
I;m thinking more along the lines of a few rollercoaster-style harness restraints that are anchored to the chassis.

>>13156504
...Lamia quest-

>>13156595
I WAS thinking of that episode a little, yeah.

>>13156559

>>13156504

After I took Maureen back to the apartment, I cooked dinner - a medium rare ribeye in one pan and a seared ribeye in the other. She liked raw meat but, thankfully, she was trying new ways to eat that didn't involve killing a deer and eating it right there in the woods. Until I met her, I thought I was the biggest fan of whipped cream on the entire planet, but you'd give Maureen a few tubs of Cool Whip and she was the happiest girl you'd ever see.

Maureen sat curled up in front of the patio door, hands folded, warming herself in the sunlight. I also had the heater on - sun wouldn't help her much in a cold apartment. It was just a habit, she claimed - in the cold months back in her world, she'd normally just find a warm rock and rest on it and shut her body down. But this was Chicago. Slowing down wasn't an option anymore.

"How was work?" I ventured.

"It was okay," she said. She didn't turn her head to look at me but she didn't sound like something was on her mind. "All the houses I went to today had more than one dog. That usually doesn't happen."

Might as well bring it out into the open. "Something else happened today, didn't it?"

Maureen whirled around. "Who told you?"

"Jane."

"I knew she wouldn't be able to keep her mouth shut."

>lamia thread on /tg/ again
fuck yes
also wouldn't like 98% of human furniture not work for lamia's? a 500 - 600 pound or more lamia would fucking destroy office furniture

>>13156596
Yeah, dresses are probably only a 3/4 thing; the "bottom" part is bare of fabric.

Anatomy? Hell if I know. I'm guessing the snake half is mostly muscle, to provide locomotion and keep the human half upright when needed. Maybe a large digestive system, like a snake's; all slow-working and shit.

>>13156646
Beanbag chairs. Those carpeted cat-tower things.

>>13156646
They wouldn't need chairs and beds wouldn't be hard to modify/build to suit. Assuming they wanted beds and not an easier to get into pile/indentation of mattresses.

>>13156409

"Foxtaur Racing" comes to mind. and that's terrible.

>>13156646
Suppose it depends on the exact shape of the lamia, but I imagine most of the time most of the tail's on the ground so it's not like the whole weight is on the furniture.

>>13156651
Wait... I have something for this... There we go!

>>13156672

Oh god, I remember that thread. It was hilarious until someone tried to roleplay a facepalm-worthy 'sympathetic' foxtaur.

>>13156686
Given the size of their livers and overall body mass, they could easily drink the most fearsome of scotsmen under the table.

>>13156596

I'd imagine that they evolved from the ancestors of snakes, losing their hindlimbs but keeping their forelimbs. They eventually began to prey on humans, developing a front of the body that looks like a human above the torso, hiding in the bushes, then constricting the bastard when they got close. They developed speech capabilities and human-level intelligence just around when humans did. Their existence was part of the reason for the domestication of dogs- dogs could immediately smell the difference between a lamia hiding their lower body in a bush pretending to be hurt, and an actual injured human.

Anatomically, their lungs and heart are at the bottom of the human part of the body- where our intestines are. All the digestive shit and those other organs are in the snake part. They're reptiles, so they're cold-blooded.

In modern days they've stopped the whole "eating humans" thing, and instead go for monkeys, dogs, or goats. Like pythons, they have a slow metabolism, not needing to eat anywhere from a week to months between meals. Yes their jaws detach. It's considered very rude for a lamia to eat in public.

>>13156686
The fact that you have that saved...

>>13156686

THere's no point for them to have gigantic stomach like a snake because they aren't able to stretch mouths or necks to swallow gigantic things like snakes do. Aren't lamias supposed to have their genitalia around where humans have theirs anyways

public transit in major cities would be a fucking nightmare for lamias
hell for humans it sucks but imagine trying to pack into a subway with like 50 other people when you have a 8+ foot long tail dragging behind you.

>>13156696
not to mention

>two hearts

Jesus christ these lamias would be invincible

>>13156705
It works a lot better if you don't try to explain it through natural evolution and instead just say it was some sort of wizard.

>>13156705

That or they were created by a god to mock and confuse humans.

different guy

>>13156651
there's also the whole cold-blooded meets warm-blooded thing, sceletal/muscular structures (particularly where the two halves meet), and the more racy aspects--like gentalia location (would it be on the snake part of the body, or where the human part meets the snake part? since this changes depending on who's drawing/writing about it)...

>>13156646
So if 600 punds is normal for Lamia, how heavy would a fat one be?

>>13156717
FUCKING Wizards!

>>13156715
The benefits of redundant organs.

>>13156717

I just had a final for a biology class. I have homology on the brain.

>>13156705
Or maybe they're from a future alternate dimension of Earth where some crazy transhumans engineered themselves to be half-snake.

>>13156686
This weirds me out for some reason.

>>13156713
They don't eat their meals all in one gulp but in lots of tiny chunks. Lamia meals are like banquets, each and every meal.

Then again, they really eat only every few days. Maybe a snack here and there.

Disco Elf was here, stay Groovy my Lamia Sisters!

>>13156714
Special lamia car on the train.

>>13156731

They are usually portrayed as entirely cold-blooded even in their human section. It appears human, but it really is a snake with an odd shape and skeletal structure.

>>13156686
>the size of that liver
Jesus Christ, lamias would drink everyone under the table ever

>>13156748
I hear ya, bro. Invertebrate Zoology final tomorrow...I'll have Echinoderms dancing about in my dreams

>>13156731
where the human part meets the snake part >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit > somewhere on the snake part of the body

even more true for centaurs

>>13156626

"She told me not to tell you that she told me," I said. "But technically I didn't tell you, you figured it out, so...I guess you shouldn't take it out on her. And don't tell her I said anything, either."

Maureen sighed and rose. Her body uncoiled, and when it hit my carpet, it shifted back and forth, pushing her upper body up until she was about eye-level. "Okay. Here's what happened." She slid across the floor and leaned her arms on the counter. "I go up the stairs and ring the doorbell. The family who lives there opens the door, and when the father sees me, he just flips. He comes up and starts yelling about how freaks like me shouldn't be walking around on his driveway and touching his food. I told him I was sorry, but he said that if he knew they would be sending someone like me over, they wouldn't have bothered to get pizza."

"He sounds like a flaming jackass." I used the pause to flip the steaks.

"Well, yeah," Maureen said. "But I still had to give him the pizza. I tried to do that, but he just pushed it away and slammed the door, so I left it on the step."

"So you gave an asshole free pizza for being an asshole, basically," I said.

"Well, what was I supposed to do?" Maureen asked. "He looked like he was going to call the cops or get a shotgun. I'll take it out of my check. It's not worth dying over."

"What'd your boss say?"

>>13156686

Well, let me ask the obvious then;

Where the hell is the vagina?

>>13156761
Going back to the days of 'Separate but Equal' are we?

>>13156686

It needs bigger lungs. Lamias have a lot of muscle to fuel. Snakes have lungs that go to half their length, I'd imagine lamias would have the same.

>>13156796
Cloaca. EVERYTHING comes out of the same hole.

>>13156801
Not really. There are Women Only trains in Japan. It's because there are so many train Molesters. I imagine something similar would be implemented for Lamia. And a larger train car for people like Minotaur and such.

>>13156801
>>13156823
Yeah, I see it as kind of having ramps on buildings for handicapped people.

Nobody's forcing them to use them, but it's easier than trying to go up the stairs in a wheelchair.

>>13156839
>but it's easier than trying to go up the stairs in a wheelchair.
Which is NOT FUN by the way.

>>13156801
I'd say it is more like handicapped parking spaces: monsterous humanoids are free to try to use the normal accomodations, but a few special spots are set up for their convenience.

>>13156794
Come on, TM, you're killing me here.
Slower than Dragonquest.
I still love you though.

>>13156686

There are so many things wrong with that internal anatomy that it makes my Biology Major brain hurt looking at it.

>>13156861
MAGIC BITCHES! I AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT! YOU LUCKY TO EVEN GET THAT!

>>13156717
the only problem with that is that in a modern setting introdicing magic--however minor--opens up a can of worms that few people want to deal with.

>>13156794

"He was angry, but he said it's happened before and that I shouldn't worry about it, so I'm not."

I pointed at her with my spatula. "You should. You didn't do anything to that guy and he treated you like shit. I fucking hate people like that. Humans aren't alone on this planet anymore, so get the fuck over it already."

Maureen sighed. "Come on. You know it's not worth bursting blood vessels over."

"Mmmm." I focused back on the browning steaks.

Maureen slithered back across the room. "Besides...you told me that's just how humans are. You fear and hate things you don't understand. It's annoying but that's just how it is."

"We need to cut it out."

"But since you won't, I'll just learn to live with it." Maureen twisted around. "And not all humans are bad. There's you, after all."

Even after getting pissed off, I couldn't hold back a smile. "You sure you want to include me among the good stuff humanity has to offer?"

every time i scroll past this thread, i think the picture is a girl kneeling hip-deep in a giant poo

: /

>>13156851
I'm writing as fast as I can without making it shit :V

>>13156872
Oh, I dig that picture. Cut down the boobs and make the hair brown and curly, and that's Maureen right there.

>>13156867

I'm fine with "Its magic I don't have to explain shit"

But if you're going to actually try and explain shit, at least do some goddamn research first, or consult someone that has at least a vauge idea of what they're doing

>>13156861
Well, why don't you give us your more accurate version of what a Lamia or Naga would look like?

>>13156897
I have a PhD in Snakology and the proposed anatomy makes sense to me. Go back to school kiddo.

>>13156877
Naga pizza delivery?
Where did I put that pic? I know I've seen it before

>>13156920
>Snakology

thefuckamIreading.jpg

I believe the term you are looking for is herpetology

>>13156796

It is usually covered by the anal scale. It is almost at the end of the snake.

>>13156872
Simple. The magic was a long time ago, but it went away when the elves left for the Grey Havens.

>>13156924
that one?
>>13156284

>>13156924
see >>13156284

Are we discussing the internal anatomy of hypothetical creatures?

Because it looks to me like we are discussing the internal anatomy of hypothetical creatures.

Next up, dragons. Fucking breath weapons, how do they work?

>>13156956
On a principal similar to that of a bombardier beetle?

>>13156877

"That steak you're making smells good," Maureen said. "That's a start."

"Better to start somewhere, I guess."

She chuckled. "Well, since you're busy with that, how about I pick a good movie for us to watch?" She curled down, bending over the woven box I kept the DVDs in under my TV. "I need something funny tonight."

I pressed the meat against the grill. Juices oozed out with a great-sounding hiss. "The Big Lebowski."

"Done. See, that's another thing humans have that I like. A sense of humor."

"You need one to live in this crazy world."

Maureen popped the DVD from its case with a click. "Good thing I've got you to help me out, then."

Good thing I've got someone to help out, I thought to myself. I pinned her steak down with a fork, cut it open with a brisk slice of a knife, peeled it back.

Perfect. Just what I wanted.

***

And that's the end of that little story, just to clarify.

>>13156811

Eh, the only difference from a human vagina is that they'd be shitting out of it too; and that doesn't seem to put us off anuses anyway.

I'm just thinking about the position there; I mean, at the end of the tail seems like...it seems impersonal for a love-making hole. You know what I mean?

http://www.filestube.com/148c7798e71254a603ea/go.html

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/179967/1d0718188d/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/92663/49da4fa38e/

About as close as you're gonna get.

>>13156963
>principal
I, for one, welcome our chitinous educational administrators.

>>13156956
Open mouth, breath fire? Seems pretty simple.

>>13156979
Snakes are pretty flexible. Don't see why they couldn't move their tail to accommodate something more face to face.

>>13156979
Most animals don't take it personal.
You'd have to MAKE it personal. Besides, she still has a mouth and boobs, right?

>>13156979

>Impersonal

You'd think that, but you forget that they've basically got to writhe around you just to get the holes matched up right.

>>13156982
is that translated?

>>13156999
>Breathe air
>Spit fire
>Hate that comic

>>13156982
>About as close as you're gonna get.

don't.

just, don't.

you might encourage someone to custom order a naga fleshlight from bad dragon.

I also had a strange dream last night.

I dreamed that I was extorted/press-ganged into the service of COINTELPRO or some devious government agency. Essentially they "made" me act as an expendable observer/spy to snoop on "anti-American elements" (aka normal people fed up with a government turning increasingly fascist). If I told anyone about who I was or tried to flee, they would have executed my family.

Now that I think about it, the dream was really similar to They Live.

:| SHIT'S WEIRD YO.

>>13156983
Minotaur lawyer here... JUSTICE IS COMPLETE!

>>13156977
thank you writefag

>>13157007
yes

>>13156983
Oh god....bombardier beetle principal...caught in between classes without a hall pass and sprayed with a caustic chemical as punishment.

Only employed in inner city schools.

>>13155463
>>13155616
>>13155749
>>13155884
>>13156504
>>13156626
>>13156794
>>13156877
>>13156977
I love it.

It may be of some interest that there is allegedly someone in /a/ making a monstergirl equivalent to Katawa Shoujo (the cripple-girl dating sim for those who don't know).

>>13156979
>Impersonal
Look up mating balls.

>>13157015
And my edited picture shows up in this thread! It is good to be Titanium Man tonight. Any other ideas for lamia writefaggotry, anons?

You will never slowly transform into a male naga and make tons of babies with a sexy lamia ;_;

>>13157007

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/70245/dea47adb7b/

>>13156956
The trachea (4) connects the larynx to the lungs. It is the dragon’s conduit for respiration and also for its breath weapon.
A dragon’s vast lungs (5) fill much of its chest cavity. The lung structure resembles that of an avian, which can extract oxygen both on inhalation and exhalation. In addition to being the organs for respiration, a dragon’s breath weapon is generated in its lungs from secretions produced by the draconis fundamentum (see below).
The draconis fundamentum (7) is a gland possessed only by true dragons. Attached to the heart, it is the centre of elemental activity inside the dragon’s body. All blood flowing from the heart passes through this organ before going to the body. The draconis fundamentum charges the lungs with power for a dragon’s breath weapon and also plays a major role in the dragon’s highly efficient metabolism, which converts
the vast majority of whatever the creature consumes into usable energy. Blood vessels,nerves, and ducts run directly from the draconis fundamentum to the dragon’s flight muscles, charging them with enormous energy, and also to the lungs and the gizzard. A dragon digests its food through a combination of powerful muscular action and elemental force.The interior of the gizzard(8) is lined with bony plates that grind up chunks of food, and the entire organ is charged with the same elemental energy that the dragon uses for its breath weapon.

Human vagina in front is definitely best option.

>>13156448
Wait, this started happening around the end of WW2? My God, I have this hilarious image of a doomed Elven scout party wandering into the Battle of Berlin...

>>13157006

Is it wrong for me to want some MaleNagaXFemaleHumanorsimilar sexy times?

Also, Naga stole my pants

>>13157043
Surely the best is to have a human vagina in front and a snake's cloaca in back?

>>13157039
That's not an avian lung. Avian lungs have air sacs that capture air to ensure constant airflow in a single direction, such that no oxygen-poor air can remain in the lungs or mix with fresh, fully-oxygenated air. That there's just a regular lung.

>>13157070

.... oh god. the males of the speices

NAGA STOLE MY BIKE!
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?

Awesome stuff, Titanium Man. Gotta love it when focus is put on actual lives instead of lolporn.

>>13157025
What's all this?

>>13157077

Have two penises, by the way.

>>13157070
Maybe to poop from, but otherwise it's redundant. and gross.

>>13157088
Or rather one humanoid penis and two snake hemipenii.

>>13157088

... exactly...

>>13157025
Never heard about that. Sure it's not another failed /tg/ project or something out of /d/? /a/ never discusses monstergirls

>>13157073

One can forgive the artists of Wizards of the Coast over not knowing how bird lungs work. Just assume that dragons' lungs are really something different from those of both mammals and birds, but somehow or another does the air-channelling thing.

>>13157088
Hemipenes, not true penises. A penis has a fully-enclosed urethra. Hemipenes are not fully-enclosed, instead having a seminal groove down which semen flows.

Also, they don't look very nice, but if you can get over the whole snake thing then you can probably get over the snake genitalia thing just as easily.

>>13157083
I've always enjoyed seeing this kind of conflict where humans interact and try to live alongside monstorous creatures. It's always been interesting to watch and write about.

>>13157103
only ever comes up during the KS threads. def. /a/ though

>>13157114
WRITE A BOOK WRITE A BOOK WRITE A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK!

>>13157120
...still not ringing *any* bells. Unless it's in the KS writefag threads? I never read those.

>>13157114
I prefer a forbidden romance-type deal, personally.

Of course, with monster-girls it's usually less of a Montagues and Capulets thing and more of a "dude, that's gross" thing.

>>13157134
They also flare up on the KS forums, too. I do know that the fanbase recently invented a cyclops and a tentacle-girl.

>Haumble flakes

>>13157127

Eh, it's not my bag. I only write stuff for fun and when I'm inspired. Fragmenting it helps, too - I don't have the patience to sit down and do a whole novel. Roleplaying and doing this kind of writefaggotry gets those creative jollies out.

>>13157134

Eh, it's a miracle that KS got off the ground, reading about people proposing ideas for "the next KS" when the original is still struggling to be fully realized makes me shake my head.

>>13157134
You pretty much have to be there when the guy posts about it, which is not overly frequently.

>>13157151
Don't know about the rest of the fanbase, this project is literally one guy from /a/.

>>13157151
Wait, so that's what those are from? Saw them on the shimmie but stopped reading the comments/forum a while ago.

Anyways, sorry for derail. Have lamia.

>>13157160
I find your lack of faith disturbing. I'm sure they'll move on to all sorts of misfit girls, eventually.

>>13157144

That's also good as well. I've always liked the romances where a guy falls in love with a monstorous kind of girl. Were-creature, straight up hybrids like lamias, what have you. I like seeing how they make it work.

>>13157167
You are now aware that her mouth is on her cloaca.

http://humoncomics.com/

Check out love and tentacles.

>>13157177
The canine is a werewolf.

>>13157177

Oh, so you're a furry.

>>13157177
So there's still some interest out there, then...

>>13157188
What, you've never scratched your ass and sniffed it? She's just doing the same.

>>13157211

I knew I should've included an "I'm not a furry" disclaimer :V "Oh, no, this is /tg/, they won't take it to that level! It'll be perfectly okay."

>>13157211
sounds more like xenophile.

>>13157217
You don't scratch things with your long, flexible forked tongue.

>>13157221

Maybe YOU don't.

>>13157234
I guess you could argue she's scratching some kind of itch.

>>13157221
You wouldn't. I would.

>>13157221
Speak for yourself.

>>13157217
You take the ability to smell for granted.

>>13157239

HOLY SHIT

BOTH HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD

TAIL ON THE MOUSE

DO Y-

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

JUST

SERIOUSLY

THAT WOULD REVOLUTIONIZE OFFICE PRODUCTIVITY

MIND = BLOWN

>>13157239

Man, a tail would be useful as fuck.

I wish ours hadn't evolved off.

>>13157220
Furry is a subset of xenophilia, technically.

However, the healthiest attitude of gentlemen who court ladies of a monstrous variety, be they snake-women or lycanthropes or squishy tentacle-things or oversized cockroaches, would have to be "haters gonna hate."

Because lovers gonna love :3

It warms my heart to know I have inspired such discussion. I should do writefag threads more often.

>>13157278
What about our prehensile feet? You can't forget the handfeet. Think of what man could do with an extra pair of hands and a tail.

Damn dirty apes. Keeping their utility evolutions while us humans lose all that shit in exchange for loss of some fuckin' jaw support muscles, enabling a bigger brain. WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE BOTH?

>>13156672
Cross-species spec-ops units would be so cool. Especially monstergirls.

Also, obligatory Sgt. Foley.

>>13157281
That's nice, furfag.
gb2tgchan

>>13157299

getting dangerously furry there :3

but its true. if we had 4 hands - we wouldn't run as fast - but imagine typing on two keyboards at once!!! (but you still only have one mind to coordinate it all...)

and honestly - i like being able to lie on my back: a tail would only get in the way

>>13157301
>female
>black ops
>excruciatingly slow, cold-blooded black ops
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>13157239
This is assuming that the tail will be able to move the mouse around and click easily, which is probably cannot.

If you really want to keep your hands on your keyboard, just invent a mouse that goes on the floor and could be used by your feet. Hell, then we could have 2 mice to click on shit, while we continued to type. Human cubicle worker > lamia cubicle worker

>>13157299

Yeah, but you can't walk/run as well on hands, so there's a detriment there.

Although I guess that wouldn't matter to your modern office-monkey.

Snuggling a lamia would be so :3
We could yiff all night long :3
I'd keep her blood warm ;)

This thread just... you people... I, I don't know man, I don't know anymore.

Ah, well. But live and let live. It's a big board. Have a lamia, just don't get too carried away with it.

>>13157301

>>13157318

POWER ARMOR

CONSISTING ENTIRELY OF HEATING UNITS

>>13157301
>Cross-species spec-ops units

>>13157301

we had a thread a while ago about demons and stuff appearing on earth - and cohabitation and stuff

mentioned a lot about mixed species combat units in military use

>>13157336

>>13157296
THAT YOU SHOULD.

also, changing subject slightly on monster girls:

slimes, how do they work?
hard mode: without magic to explain it.
nightmare mode: backing up theories with source info.

there was a dean koontz (dammit i cant remember how to spell that) book that involved a giant ancient blob thing eating/taking over an entire town before the main characters came and ruined it...

>>13157301
Just play Eclipse Phase and encourage exotic morph choices.

>Slitheroid+Synthetic Mask=Lamia/Naga/Snakeman

>>13157319
Human tongue + touchpad. You've got more than enough fine muscle control there. You can talk and type at the same time, you can coordinate typing and tongue-mouse.

>>13157328


She could. You couldn't.

She'd also probably crush you to death. Seriously. Snakes are horrendously strong for their sizes.


Question, what is THIS? Lamia? Half-dragon-snake? What?

>>13157239

ah sweet, a bg pic I haven't seen before.

>>13157353
Nanotech, that's how. A slime is a nanoswarm that's holding a mass of liquid together and uses it as a means to process materials to be used by the nanobots.

>>13157358

Remember, dragons can breed with anything.

mildly relevant

OHGODPLEASEDON'TBANME

>>13157353

Well, okay, TECHNICALLY it's not my thread, so I gotta thank the anon who gave me the inspiration to go ahead and do this.

Trying to come up with one more idea before I get to bed.

>>13157358
what that is

it looks weeaboo

>>13157358

Its a half dragon/half lamia

>>13157328
Right, abandoning thread.

>>13157353
>slimes

No idea, but have some S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Just don't tell her you saw this pic.

>>13157338
I saw a piece of drawfaggotry of a lamia wearing power armor... Does anyone have it?

>>13157382

>>13157371

Part 1 would have been more relevant and less likely to get you banned

>>13157378

No anon, you are the weeaboos.

And then Anonymous was posting on yotsuba channel.

>>13157394

>>13157396
Oh, shit, did I post the second one? I don't have anything labeled, gotta sort through mountains of goddamn thumbnails.

>>13157394
Never heard of that, but here's this!

>>13157386

do you have any of the other stuff that Daruis posted in that thread?

>>13157386
SLIME PIRATES!

This thread makes me feel like I'm back in Old /tg/!
For the most part I'm OK with this.

>>13157371
>6 hours later
>6 fucking hours
>3 broken ribs

>my face

>>13157394

So this is what being useful feels like.

>>13157353
a swarm of single cell organisms working in a hivemind structure, with intelligence that increases in proportion in accordance to the amount of "cells" in it (dumb when born, gains intelligence as it becomes larger)

the cells create and bind a certain liquid and can at later stages change the strength of the binding, allowing it to assume different shapes and of different density

>>13157425

is that slime pirate coming out from under the dress of a tentacle maid?

>>13157458
That does indeed appear to be the case.

>>13157458
Scandalous, I know.

>>13157424
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/tg/thread/13074695

This thread? I didn't stay up for the rest of it, sorry.

>>13157458
I think you mean "slime pirate throwing off her human maid disguise." Slime pirates be tricksy, you know.

>>13157425
>Fuck a Slime

>Get your dick digested off

>>13157457

So it's the basic bacteria, except the evolution occurs much faster.

>>13157474
>implying that she did not just ooze out of the tentacle girl's vagina

>>13157474
Look closer, that's not a human maid. There's tentacles coming out of her.

It's Slime pirates (There's an older and younger one) and Scylla maid.

>>13157343

>>13157543

spider armor... lol

nice

When June rolled around, I took Maureen to the beach. About thirty minutes out. At least now it was warm and she could have fun riding in the back of the truck instead of like in December when she was freezing her scales off. She'd been to the beach a few times before and it didn't hold her interest much, but she always wanted to spend time with me, so when I decided to get some surfing done, she borrowed half of a two-piece from Jane and saddled up.

I parked the truck in a lot near a waterfront restaurant, and helped Maureen out the back. "Can you swim?"

"Not that well," Maureen said. "I was just going to stay on shore anyway." She coiled down from the hot bed and slinked onto the pavement. "Ow." She wiggled the hand she laid on the truck to keep balance - the hot metal must've singed it.

"Sorry about that," I said. "I'll put a blanket back here before we leave."

We walked towards the shoreline. Maureen drew a path in the sand behind her as she slithered, shallow and curved. When I took her hand in mine, I noticed the yellow sash wrapped around her hips. "Why are you wearing that?"

"Wearing what?"

"The sash. You've got nothing to hide."

>>13157353
What's so unrealistic about that? There's a species of fungi called slime molds that are basically slimes until they turn into mushroom to release spores they make.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkVhLJLG7ug&feature=related

Slime molds have also been known to solve labyrinths!

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B6VN3-447D80W-1&_user=10&_cover
Date=11/30/2001&_rdoc=1&_fmt=high&_orig=search&_origin=search&_sort=d&_docan
chor=&view=c&_searchStrId=1579683596&_rerunOrigin=scholar.google&_acct=C000050221&am
p;_version=1&_urlVersion=0&_userid=10&md5=06355ef28974db415e91f5ad2ed0c165&searchtyp
e=a

Finally, fungi are genetically more like animals than plants, as seen on the wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fungus

"even though genetic studies have shown that fungi are more closely related to animals than to plants."

>tl;dr (but still kinda long)
>------
>- Slime molds can either act like a slime, or
> gather themselves up to become solid.
> - When they gather, they form structures with a
> function (spore dispersion). Similarly,
> eyes/mouth/hands seen in slime girls could
> merely be structures with a function.
> - Fungi are more like animals than plants.

WHY AREN'T I SLEEPING? I HAVE AN IMMUNOLOGY TEST TOMORROW, ARRGH!

>>13157523

>>13157425

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/304571/966d9f2e66/

All the stills from the game.

>>13157523
>>13157543
Man, like, seriously?

>>13157594

"It looks good on my hips," Maureen said.

"You don't have hips," I said.

"I do too!" She ran her hands over her waist and down the sash. "Look, what are these?"

"They're not hips," I said. "Not the kind of hips I'm thinking of. I just think it's weird you should be wearing that when you don't even have a complete two-piece on."

"Well, I think it fits everything else," Maureen said. And I guess the colors matched or something. "And I like how it looks on me. That's good enough."

I shrugged. "It's your clothing. Just don't call them hips. Call them your sides or something."

"Does it matter what they're called?. Hips, sides, waist, lower body, tail, rattle..."

I checked the end of her body. If she was a rattlesnake, I would've been a lot more careful around her. "You don't have a rattle."

Maureen shot me a squinted glare. "Shouldn't you be worrying about your perfect wave or something?"

/d/ here

soooo lamia dump is go?

>>13157679

SO MUCH YES!

>>13157679

This thread hasn't taken a vacation yet and I hate to deprive TM of his current thread. Maybe best to not do it or make another thread?

>>13157679
You're /d/? Impossible. I've seen /d/, and it ain't like that.

>>13157691
Allllllll-righ-righ-righ-righ-ety then

get rich or die tryin is the rise to fame of an orc bard

Well, 404 imminent now. Somebody archive this please?

>>13157721
Already been done.

>>13157679
Eh, this thread will probably be deleted anyway as soon as the mod finds it -- might as well make it worth it.

...And someone make sure to save TM's work before said inevitable deletion.

>>13157701
my monstergirls/lamia folder is over 7 gigs large

do not mistake me for the chaff of /d/