Underpants of Protection from Alligator:
You are immune to Alligator bites.

Ear ring of Charming:
Charm Person 1/day.

Ear ring of bodyswap:
If one ring is worn by a humanoid, and another ring is worn by another humanoid, their minds are switched into eachother's body's whilst the ear rings are worn.

Bag of smoking:
This bag constantly creates smoke. The Smoke is hot and will rise, but is not hot enough to start a fire. The inside is blackened with soot, and anything above it is coloured with black. The Smoke can change from black to white, and the effects change from black to white.

Magic Musical Box:
stuck on a three second loop due to damage from long ago.

Claws of the Sailor:
A glossy trinket, maybe three inches across and shaped like a crabs claw, its only known use is that any rope or thread pulled taut between its pincers is cleanly and instantly cut.

A small compact.

It tells you to put on more make-up

Mr Marmalade's Marble Set:
A set of marbles that change color based on the average temperature of ALL the marbles in the set, a single one in the fire will make them all a bit redder, where as all but one in the fire makes them all glow.

Silver Mirror of Seconds:
A hand mirror that shows a perfect reflection, of exactly six seconds ago.

Ironlaces:
Four foot long bootlaces that are heavy as iron cord, and refuse to break no matter what stress or blade is applied to them.

Ring of Buoyancy: 
Permanent floating effect. Does not let you walk on water, just stops the ring from sinking below the water level.

Chest of Trickery:
This chest is gives any material put inside the chest the malleability of gold. It does not change the the material into gold, and does not change it's colour. The effect lasts for as long as the material has been inside the chest (slowly wears off).

The White Skin of Desalination:
A skin that can be filled with sea water. Any water inside the skin is instantly desalinated. The salt is absorbed by the inside of the skin, and then adsorbed to the outside of the skin. This is what gives it the 'white' look, because it is always covered in salt.

Bottle of breaking.
It will always break.

Book of Emptiness.
No matter what you write in here. It will always disappear.

Inspired by the OP pic: The Travelling Garden Terrarium
A glass flask containing a miniature picturesque landscape appropriate to the area around it. Once per day, a command word can be spoken to enter the terrarium and be reduced to its scale. Another command may be spoken to remove oneself from the garden.

A quill of memory. You can use the quill to write down anything exactly as you remember it and the writing only exists for you.

OPs pic would make a great bong...

The Cursed Eyes of the Owl.

When you wear them, you can't see owls.

If you manage to uncurse them, you can then see nothing but owls.

Silly Hat of Infinite Hats.

Looking like a very queer hat, but if you put your hand in it, you pull out another hat which is also a Silly Hat of Infinite Hats.

Pic related, it's what the hat would look like.

>>13238145
Oh, NEVER give a player an infinate amount of ANYTHING, because they WILL use it to fuck over your campaign

>>13238145
i would like to purchase that hat, sir.

>>13238145

>>13238165
Now what could one do with a fuckton of silly hats? If it were rocks or something I'd understand, but its useless and ugly clothing instead.

>>13238203
well first they'll try to sell them.

>>13238203

You, sir, are clearly not a real fa/tg/uy.

>>13238203
EVERYONE DROWNS IN HATS

Although it's not as horrific as the chicken apocalypse a Commoner can create

Prankster's Preserves:
A jar of seemingly innocuous strawberry jam. Eat it, however, and it and anything else you eat for 12 hours will taste like toilet disinfectant.

Tankard of Almost Perfect: Any alcoholic drink poured into this tankard will become almost perfect: Exactly the right consistency, alcohol content, smell, colour and taste. But even a sip of it will cause worse hang over than anything non-magical could cause.

>>13238203
sell it as fuel for heating (assuming its flamable) just toss it in the fireplace

This is now a hat thread.

POST UR HATS!

>>13238203
Glasses of Eagaleye
When worn, your eyes turn into eagals

Ring Of Invisibility
When worn, the ring becomes invisible.

Rod Of Immobility
The rod won't move. If dropped or left unrestrained, it will follow the speed and rotation of the planet.

>>13238203

Climbing infinite heights with your portable hatmountain.

>>13238203
Cut them to pieces and sew them to other clothes. Dye if necessary.

Make a big pile of them. Set on fire.

Make a really big pile of them. Use it to deliver your troops over the wall.

An alarm clock that sends anyone who hears it go off to sleep.

A ring that causes the wearer to always forget to wear underwear.

A straw that allows a person to breathe any gas or drink any liquid without any ill effects, so long as it is through the straw.

A symbol that, if drawn on a piece of paper, will cause any photocopyer or scanner that tries to scan it to permanently break.

A business card that, when given to a person, causes them to forget everything about the one who gave it to them.

A key that can permanently lock any door. When it is turned in the lock, it magically causes the door to be replaced with more wall.

...learn the seemingly useless spell "Transform Hat(s)"...

A watch that ticks in time with the carriers heartbeat.

>A straw that allows a person to breathe any gas or drink any liquid without any ill effects, so long as it is through the straw.
>A business card that, when given to a person, causes them to forget everything about the one who gave it to them.
these seem a little exploitable...

A mirror which always shows the present, no matter what it's reflecting.

A sheathe which once a sword is put into it, the sword will begin to rust (or otherwise decay, depending on material), and the sword cannot be unsheathed until completely destroyed (circumvents abilities which negate rust).

A device which has numbered keys on it, the numbered keys also share some letters and some have other strange symbols. Pressing the keys makes slight tones and causes the numbers to pop up on a display.

A book of infinite pages, each of which promises something more exciting on the next page and never delivering.

A clock that always shows a different time every time you look at it, the time is never correct.

A hat mimic.

A small construct creature that resembles a hat. It waddles around using its brim for movement, but goes inert when placed on ones head.

>>13238095
Got this idea from Rice Boy?

>>13238286
>A business card that, when given to a person, causes them to forget everything about the one who gave it to them.

I could break campaigns in half with this.

>>13238317
the first is terrifying. the second, adorable.

>>13238309

>A business card that, when given to a person, causes them to forget everything about the one who gave it to them.

Well now, that's just inefficient advertising.

A bowling pin that can't be moved until it's tipped over.

>>13238361
How can it fall over if it can't be moved?

>>13238373

>>13238377

A hat that constantly whispers in the wearers ear. The whispers contain all sorts of mostly useless information related to whatever the wearer is currently thinking("The dragon owning the lair is 300 years old. At that age most red dragons have between 5 and 10 thousand scales. There is always at least two entrances to the lair, one of which can usually only be accessed via flying. Both are guarded. The dragons breath is capable of melting any non-enchanted metal. Her name is Afernagiezu and she has killed 104 adventurers to date...). Makes the wearer slightly distracted and only able to communicate with weird accent that makes him difficult to understand.

>>13238373
The way that it worked in our game was that hitting it from the side or what have you didn't move it at all. If you purposefully tipped it from the top, it would.

We'd use it to block doors.

>>13238395
I would absolutely love a hat that gives me random information about what i'm thinking about. instant decipher script, for example. or i'll learn where the paper was produced, so i can reverse-track people

Pauldrons of Bouyancy:

A pair of wooden pauldrons that, when worn, will allow the user to float for half an hour per day.

I remember a number of threads like this, pity the computer I had them saved on had to be put down. Anyhow:

Blue Bag of Tricks: Produces only fish

Bargain Ioun Stone: Floats in an irregular orbit, occasionally impacts the caster in the head while performing magic.

Scroll of Stone to Cake- cake starts fresh but turns stale within 1d4 hours.

Sack of infinite gold- Infinite supply of gold coins can be felt, but cannot be removed from the bag, attempting to melt them destroys the bag as well.

I would love to play a character who's main ability is his massive collection low-powered magic items.

Like a magic Batman.

>>13238432
that last one is quite possibly the most annoying thing for my PC's i've ever heard of.

you have my respect as i steal the hell out of it.

These but as items

>>13238465

>Chicken Infested

This isn't a flaw, this is a god damn cosmic power of world-shattering dimensions!

Ultimate Belt of Badass Conjuration

Conjures forth a epiclevel Donkey with the Chaotic Evil alignment. It's actions depends on the alignment of the belt-user:
Lawful Good: the donkey charges the user. Initiative time!
any other Lawful or Good alignments: The donkey stares evilly at the user wainting for a wrong move and a reason to attack.
True Neutral: Charm (DC:35), Bluff (DC: 45) or Handle Animal (DC:30) to calm or ditract teh donkey ong enough for it to wander off. A failed check means that it charges!
Chaotic neutral: Bluff or charm (all DC 55) to get the dokey to join the party for one (1) hour. after teh hour is up the donkey dissappears in a cloud of dust and sparks.
Chaotic Evil. The donkey automaticly joins the party. It will stay for a entire day or until any partymember does something that it perciesves as Lawful or Good in nature.

did i just kill the thread with my previous post?

Wishful Ringing

A magical ring with 8 gems set into it, A large perfect diamond in the middle. The ring is perceived by others as a knot of rope tied around your finger, making it impossible to sell. Once per day the ring grants you a wish, even if you made no conscious effort to ask it for one. The wish is never the one you directly ask for, and is always something minor such as "I really wish I had some food right now." As each wish is made, one of the rings turns to powder, and the middle gem darkens. Once all gems save the middle gem are used, the user is punched in the crotch by an invisible force for 1d12+6 nonlethal damage. Then, all his wishes are reversed in the most dickish manner possible. Once the character has witnessed this, an image of a young mage with a scraggly goatee appears, and shouts "April Fools day bro! Totally punked you." Before disappearing.

>>13238644
No offense, but I think these ideas are better if there's less detail given. The vagueness gives them a bit of mystery.

Cloak of deceit
Makes the user clinically depressed while worn but unable to stop smiling.
The character does not realise the cloak causes this.

Really Deep Pockets.

The character wakes up one day with his normal garb fit with a brand new, well-stitched pocket in an easily reachable area where there was no pocket before. Whenever the character sticks his hand into the pocket without looking at what's inside, he finds a random object of very low value that could conceivably fit in a hand, or the pocket. Once this has happened 10 times, the character finds a Dire Bear in his pocket. The character does not need to remove the Dire Bear from the pocket, and it will not disappear if left in the pocket.

Ring of Holding.

The character finds a Gold Ring with an inscription in some unreadable tongue. If he tries to insert anything but a finger into it, he finds that there is a warm pocket approximately 1 foot deep into the ring. This does not affect the ring itself, or it's wearability.

2 hours after first using the ring the character discovers that he was just reading the ring upside down. The inscription reads "Don't Use This"

Scroll of Dislike

An ornate Scroll in a golden casing, decorated with images of a Wizard Party. The scroll is a detailed account of the readers best friend/favorite party member other than himself engaging in various unsavory acts towards the reader. Examples include

"Karle dipped Franques hand into a pool of acid whilst he was sleeping, to see if the legend of warm liquid making Paladins piss themselves was true. He stole gold from Franques coin purse to pay for a Cleric to heal the damage."

And so forth

>>13238702
my players would try and tame the bear to tow their crap around, or feed it alcohol til it died then fillet it and grill it, then proceed to rotate the garment amongst the party for an infinite supply of bears...

I really do hate my players...

>>13239107

I was a were-bear, and i obliged to pull the cart.

>mfw reading that post

I'm way too nice for my own good.

Ring of stilled hands.

You will not itch while wearing it.

For some reason like 3/4 of the stuff in this thread makes me want to try to effectively use it.

A mirror that only reflects it's own surface.

>goblet of infinite bees


you can cry now

The Lazy Genie's Lamp:

Rubbing this lamp will summon a powerful genie that will perform a single task for the one who summoned it. Granted of course the task is simple and can be accomplished with what is currently in line of sight and nothing the genie has to move weighs more than 50 pounds.

The lenses of hindsight.

If anyone wearing these glasses performs an action with negative results while wearing these glasses, they will hear an insulting voice in their head, reprimanding them for not thinking things through.

Inverse beer goggles:

Anyone who dons these goggles will appear entirely grotesque to anyone but himself. For all social interaction other than intimidation, treat the associated skill or attribute as being equal to 0.

Altar of Geegaw:

Any intelligent being approaching the altar will be magically compelled to leave its least valuable possession behind. To resist the compulsion, the creature affected must pass a DC 17 Will Save.

When first found, the altar will contain up to 1 GP worth of items.

Ace up the Sleeve:

No matter what happens, this ace of spades playing card will always find its way back to its owners sleeve.

Shuffling the Ace into a deck of cards eliminates any ownership of the card, the new owner being the next person to draw it.

Ring of Paranoia:

This cursed ring will cause anyone wearing it to feel as though anyone could be out to get them. They suffer a -2 to diplomacy checks and must pass a DC 10 Will save in order to fall asleep when traveling in a group.

Scepter of Intimidate Guard

This is an ornate wooden scepter with a small label attached to its shaft. The label states that any authority struck in the groin by it will automatically be intimidated by the one who did the striking.

This is a lie.

Scroll of Perplexing

Reading the scroll will cause all who hear it to be compelled to find the answer to a rather simple question that they have suddenly forgot the answer to. Everyone within earshot takes a -2 penalty to concentration checks and an additional -1 per hour until they find the answer.

>>Bag of smoking:
>>This bag constantly creates smoke. The Smoke is hot and will rise, but is not hot enough to start a fire. The inside is blackened with soot, and anything above it is coloured with black. The Smoke can change from black to white, and the effects change from black to white.

Hot air baloon timez?

>>Silver Mirror of Seconds:
>>A hand mirror that shows a perfect reflection, of exactly six seconds ago.

Line up 1000's of them see into the distant past!

http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/box/index.html?level=1
thank me later

Nonlethal Sword

This weapon, otherwise identical to a normal sword, cannot be used to kill. Any damage it causes that would normally kill the target is automatically and instantly healed, to the extent that the target remains alive, but only barely.

>>13243257

How would that work on undead or dead people?

Stick of Attraction

An ordinary wooden stick that displays magnetic properties. No one knows how it works and for all they know, it could be a miracle.

>>13243308
i think it would do double damage to undead, because the sword wounds, it just heals right afterward. so it would do the normal wound damage, then it would do the healing damage to undead.

>>13243257

incredibly useful torture tool.

>>13243212

Useful for infiltrating locations - give it to key security personelle and watch them be distracted by it.

>>13243124

it can be given as a gift to a target - who you can then convince they need a bodyguard...

>>13242524

give it to someone who works with a lot of plants; they'll thank you.

>>13243387
Phrase this differently: perhaps this only deals non-lethal damage?it's magic so the knife 'knows' to cut only so deep to wound before hitting anything vital?

>>13243436
The ring would make them think you're out to get them though. They'd probably think the bodyguard was only a way to get close to them when they're vulnerable.

>>13243495

then one could get the rogue in the party to steal it the evening before you negotiate with someone, and use the ensuing emotional contrast (the relative feeling of safety from not wearing it) to "get in the door" in terms of getting hired as bodyguards. there are also implications for seduction here.

Hood of Miracles

The wearer is unable to comprehend basic natural phenomena. However, they gain the ability to rhyme, and are able to paint interesting monochrome patterns on their face without the aid of a mirror.

>>13243531
Stealing a ring someone is wearing would seem awfully hard.

>>13243495
Have a disguised party member/(rogue/beguiler?) give him the ring posing as an aunt/relative/what have you. During this time, set up an inside man to befriend the mark. (Charm person + a Diplomancer?)

Convince the mark to buy the bodyguard services of inside man. When hired, carefully remind the mark to take the ring off when sleeping. Use a code word so he gets unconsciously conditioned to inside man saying this. Keep up the con for as long as possible (or until the GM has a funny way to try and mix shit up), get N GP/day per party member on protection detail.

PROFIT! Complete Scoundrel, eat your heart out!

>>13243545
I suppose sleeping charm or something would make that easy though.

Ioun Stone of Summon Ioun Stone

Once per day, the owner of the stone may summon an additional stone. The summoned stone is ordinary and does not grant any powers itself.

>>13238315
>A book of infinite pages, each of which promises something more exciting on the next page and never delivering

>>13243609
Baha. I actually like that series though.

>>13243601
>get immortal character
>summon a stone every day for aeons
>have a character with an orbiting planet

>>13243629
Who needs a Genesis spell when you can make your own worlds, in due time.

LOL for Warforged trying this!

Arsenal Sheath

This is an empty leather sheath. 90% of the time, when the wearer reaches toward it, they will find a weapon appropriate to their current situation, but generally of sub-par quality.

10% of the time, they will find a poisoned duck.

It can be used three times per day.

>>13238315
>book of infinite pages
Put explosive runes on as many pages as conceivably possible, throw at BBEG, bathe in blood/assorted BBEG bits

>>13243601
Speaking of ioun stones... does anyone know what sort of weight they can carry if any? What happens if you stick something to an ioun stone?

>>13244231

Like...fuzzy dice?

DONT YOU DIE ON ME.

>>13244717
Quickly! Someone come up with something!
Er...

Deceptive Hippo
A small bronze statue of a hippopotamus, no larger than a man's fist, that weighs as much as a real hippo.

Ring of Repel Dungeon

The wearer of this item will find it impossible to enter a dungeon. If the ring is put on inside a dungeon, the wearer will be violently ejected from it along the shortest possible path.

>>13244999
An "Abandon Dungeon" item?
Pack some healing items just in case, and you've got a decent last resort.

Unless something weird happens, like it drags you by your ring-finger or accelerates you out so fast your bones turn to paste. Or both.

Spear of Holding

The tip of this spear is not a blade, but a skeletal hand that will grasp anything it strikes.

>>13244999
"Uh, guys, the cleric's dead and the paladin is inca-why are you putting on that ring?"

>>13245087
Followed by a wet splattering sound as the rogue impacts the wall.

The Clipboard
Any paper clipped to this clipboard will remain perfectly in place relative to the board, no matter how much you may try to remove it. The paper may still be damaged and any scraps not clipped down will act as normal.

>>13245122
That's what I thought. Would you be lifted up & magically carried out, as if by BULL STRONG invisible servants? Or would you be ripped through layers of wood & stone until you're dead?

Either way is useful.

Humanoid Big Bad has everyone almost dead? Limp towards your fallen party mumbling something about "the ring, the blessed ring, if I can only don it, it will save us make my magic strong..."

Big bad fells you, take ring, puts it on thinking he'll get +X on his caster level.

Suddenly, villain-shaped hole in the ceiling and chunky salsa rule is in effect.

>>13245077
1. Cut spear shaft
2. Attach rope
3. Enjoy grappling hook

Arrow of Alpha Strike

Anything struck by this arrow will immediately attack its current target (or a random target if there is none) with all available weapons. A spellcaster struck by this arrow will use all of their magic as well, if possible.

>>13245222
That first step is unnecessary.

Sandglass of Time Acceleration

When activated, the sand in this item will flow extremely quickly.

>>13245421
Trick a stupid NPC into doing some involving task.

use this as the timepiece.

Gollect your winnings, easy-like!

The infinite silly hats would be an awesome item!

Make a mound to climb a cliff; create a landing pad to jump onto; use the hats to fuel a fire; cut and tie the hats into a rope or similarly useful item; use a mound of hats to survive cold weather; mark a trail followed with silly hats...

If I had a character with this item I'd be guilty of always finding a solution to the problem with an infinite number of hats...

On another note what happens when the ironlaces meet the Claws of the Sailor? (both at the top)

>>13245910
The fabric of reality is ripped in twain...

Ioun Kidney Stone: Functions exactly as an Ioun Stone, but must be passed through the urinary tract before each use

>>13246355
But that would be FATAL

The Sphere of Wonder.
a crystal ball that presents a view of the ball as seen from three feet from the back of the holder's head. In other words. if you look in the ball you see the other side of your head at that angle. Useful for cutting one's hair I suppose...

Ion Cannon Stone

Physically identical to a standard Ioun Stone, but capable of emitting a beam that disables advanced machinery and some types of shielding (for 1d6 hours), and induces a light tingling in biological targets. Effect can be used once per day.

Sphere of World View
Gazing into this crystal ball will grant views of landscapes as though looking through a spy glass on a hill, none of which are of any practical use or discernible as a specific location.

>>13246924

IOU Stone


Physically identical to an Ioun Stone, but in reverse. Minus one stone, basically.

rolled 20 = 20

Low Tops of Boogy.

Automatically succeed all Disco rolls.

If used in place of a Perform(Dance), all who witness it become hostile toward you.

Hat Full of Sky
This hat is full of air and nothing else can be put in it.

Dinner Plate of Distinction:
When food is put onto this plate, it separates into the food parts that make it up. Putting spaghetti on it, for instance, gives you a heap of noodles, a pool of tomato sauce, a pile of chopped onions, a pile of mushrooms and so forth. Turning the plate upside down recombines the ingredients. This item can prove particularly useful if somebody puts mustard and sweet relish on your hot dog (bleh!).

>>13247452
Or poison. "Hey, that little pool of green stuff shouldn't be there."

rolled 17 = 17

Dinner Plate of Derision

Makes all who eat off the plate as critical of the food as they can possibly be.

Regardless of the quality of food presented.

Surrender Monkey
This awakened animal is immortal and will never perform any action that does not lead to or facilitate its capture. Once caged, it will be amiable to its guards and be a well behaved captive.

Ghost Watermelon

Its flesh is identical to that of a regular watermelon in flavour, texture, and nutritional value. However, its rind can partially bend light around it. The effect of seeing both the watermelon and whatever is behind it makes it appear to be semi-transparent. They are highly prized for this characteristic.

Decanter of Water
At the start of every day this decanter will be full of tepid water.

The Wafting Bandanna-
A bandanna, when worn makes the hair of the wearer waft about as if the wearer was outside on a windy day.

Great for posing!

Ring of Infinities
Wearing this ring causes the wearer to perceive the vastness of creation. Too much is taken in to really get any detail, though.

Ring of Greatest Wish
Allows the wearer to make the greatest wish in the world once a day. This wish is for a ham sandwich.

Gingerbread golem.

They're awesome.

Post of bumping
Sends a thread back to page 0 with each use.

Potion of Greater Lesbianism.

>>13238068
>>13238073
These sound too good for me to believe you made them up on the spot. I can be wrong. Good job.

Average Joe's Bracelet- Transforms the wearer into a lvl 1 Commoner for 1d4 hours. All skills and feats are affected. Can be used once per day. Activated by a small inscription on the bracelet (The Nobody's Nobody). Bracelet may not be removed while transformed.

Ulrics Universal Polish- a small jar full of a compound that can bring any surface or material to a mirror finish. Treat the resulting finish like Teflon.

The Half-Skeleton Key- This key cannot open any locks. It can however lock most open tumble locks.

Cloak of Crotchety Old Peasant- This raggedy cloak is endowed with the spirit of a cranky old man who will take over a humanoid wearer when worn. Will not take over evil or other already crotchety people (Will save of 17)

>>13253611
>Ulrics Universal Polish
So now we can polish a turd?

>>13253635

You don't need magic for that but yeah, go nuts.

>>13253611
The Half-Skeleton Key (variant) - This is the loop half of a skeleton key.
The Half-Skeleton Key (variant) - This is the tooth part of a skeleton key.
Neither part fits the other. Cannot be attached to key parts that are not magical skeleton key parts.

The Final MacGuffin- a small engraved stone that will magically transport the final piece of a set of anything to you if you have every other piece. One-time use.

Hourstone.
A stone that changes colors every three hours as the day progresses. Experienced users can determine exact hours and minutes from the subtle differences in the colors as they slowly transition from one to the next.

Skunk Bottle
A small black bottle with a simple stopper. Once opened it will emanate a horrible smell which will fill the room it's in within seconds. In open spaces it will project a cloud of stench in a 50 yard radius around it.
The bottle never empties and all it seems to contain is this never-ending nauseating smell.

Jade Toad
A small jade sculpture of a toad which seems rather useless save for any monetary value it might posses.
It will however animate and croak briefly whenever any amphibious creatures are near it, including sentient ones like Bullywugs and Griplies.

>>13238432
I think the blue bag of tricks might be one of my favorite items ever.

>>13251127
Not just last night, I ran a one-shot dungeon featuring those.

Holy crap. I'm considering making a pdf with all these formatted into a list.

>>13254151
please do? and share?
could do a text file but I don't know how/don't have the software to make pdfs.

>>13254151
DO IT

Sonic Lockpick

This handy little item can turn any screw or bolt from a distance. It does not affect locks.

>>13254207
>>13254151
Working on it now. I'll do my best to make it seem like a D&D supplement and bookmark it and such.
There are a few items with effects and no names, so once I have a comprehensive list of those, I'll post it so we can decide what to call everything.

>>13254285
OHMYGODYES

>>13254292
<3

Rod of Soften Earth

When anchored firmly in the ground, this item will immediately cause the surface to assume the consistency of mud within a radius of 4d6 feet and to a depth of 1d6 feet.

Ok, so, items in need of names include:
A mirror that only reflects it's own surface.
>Narcissist Mirror?
A bowling pin that can't be moved until it's tipped over.
>Immovable Pin?
A hat that constantly whispers in the wearers ear. The whispers contain all sorts of mostly useless information related to whatever the wearer is currently thinking("The dragon owning the lair is 300 years old. At that age most red dragons have between 5 and 10 thousand scales. There is always at least two entrances to the lair, one of which can usually only be accessed via flying. Both are guarded. The dragons breath is capable of melting any non-enchanted metal. Her name is Afernagiezu and she has killed 104 adventurers to date...). Makes the wearer slightly distracted and only able to communicate with weird accent that makes him difficult to understand.
>I vote Hat of Philbin, or The Cap of Citation Needed.
An alarm clock that sends anyone who hears it go off to sleep. 
>Bizarrolarm Clock? [grasping at straws here]

A ring that causes the wearer to always forget to wear underwear. 

(Cont.)
A straw that allows a person to breathe any gas or drink any liquid without any ill effects, so long as it is through the straw. 

A symbol that, if drawn on a piece of paper, will cause any photocopyer or scanner that tries to scan it to permanently break. 
>Like a copyright symbol. DOOHOHOHO. Ohh me. Yeah, I'll stop...
A business card that, when given to a person, causes them to forget everything about the one who gave it to them. 

A key that can permanently lock any door. When it is turned in the lock, it magically causes the door to be replaced with more wall.

A mirror which always shows the present, no matter what it's reflecting.

A sheathe which once a sword is put into it, the sword will begin to rust (or otherwise decay, depending on material), and the sword cannot be unsheathed until completely destroyed (circumvents abilities which negate rust).

A device which has numbered keys on it, the numbered keys also share some letters and some have other strange symbols. Pressing the keys makes slight tones and causes the numbers to pop up on a display.

A book of infinite pages, each of which promises something more exciting on the next page and never delivering.

A clock that always shows a different time every time you look at it, the time is never correct.

And A small compact.
It tells you to put on more make-up

Armor of the Antagonized Glow
When equipped its emits a light visible for miles around, but only to things which intend to harm you

>>13254504
Narcissistic mirror maybe? I was the one who posted that one.

>>13254586
Alright. Sounds good.

>>13254504
Hat of Trivia

Tranquilizer Clock

>>13254509
>A ring that causes the wearer to always forget to wear underwear.
Ring of Unpleasant Dreams

>A straw that allows a person to breathe any gas or drink any liquid without any ill effects, so long as it is through the straw.
Unlimited Filter Tube

>A symbol that, if drawn on a piece of paper, will cause any photocopyer or scanner that tries to scan it to permanently break.
Sign of Prevent Duplication

>A business card that, when given to a person, causes them to forget everything about the one who gave it to them.
Never Saw Me

>A key that can permanently lock any door. When it is turned in the lock, it magically causes the door to be replaced with more wall.
Mason Key

>A mirror which always shows the present, no matter what it's reflecting.
Time-Anchored Silver Sheen

>A sheathe which once a sword is put into it, the sword will begin to rust (or otherwise decay, depending on material), and the sword cannot be unsheathed until completely destroyed (circumvents abilities which negate rust).
Weapon-Eater Sheath

>A device which has numbered keys on it, the numbered keys also share some letters and some have other strange symbols. Pressing the keys makes slight tones and causes the numbers to pop up on a display.
Useless Wizard Junk

>A book of infinite pages, each of which promises something more exciting on the next page and never delivering.
Book of Anticipation

>A clock that always shows a different time every time you look at it, the time is never correct.
Liar's Timepiece

>And A small compact. It tells you to put on more make-up
Urging Compact

One pdf of mystical oddities...

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SAMW06KS

I am so very tempted to copy The Shivering Isles and have a shop in my campaign that collects /sells things like the ones on this list...

>>13254828
Wow. I was still working on reformatting the page style from the Magic Item Compendium and alphabetizing the items...
Guess somebody beat me to it?

I have to post this from a thread waaaay back:

A hidden magical scepter somewhere:

Every time they use it, it opens into an alternate present where the mirror images of the party stand on the other side and look at them quizically for a moment, activate their own device and cause the rift to close.
Each time they do this, the mirror party has some random thing on them, like cowboy hats, or mustaches (or no mustache if a party member has one).

>>13254930
Mine's not that involved I just cleaned it up a bit and put it all in a list format.

He He Drone-on-and-omicon...

>>13254966
Well, it works. I'm still in the preliminary stages. I'll still finish it up. It's good practice, if nothing else.

Wow I think I killed it...

Scroll of Raise Thread:
Perform a bump as a move action.

>>13255061
Would anyone prefer me to organize by type of item? Or is alphabetically ok?

I think alphabetically would be ok.

Marbles of Madness
A small bag of colourful glass marbles. If a marble were thrown at an intelligent being and it hit, it would induce a state of madness for 24 hours, DC 17 will save. The marble that was thrown must be found and placed back in the bag or the wielder permanently loses some of his sanity.

Bookmark of Tedious Uncertainty:
A bookmark which when placed between pages and then closed within a book, upon reopening the book to the bookmark, is now open to a page 3d10 pages away from the original page number, a coin flip determines whether you add(heads) or subtract(tails) the result of the 2d8 roll from the original page number.

>>13255509
Good lord, that's far too useful.

>>13255509
>_> Sorry.
this is way too useful. I don't know what I was even thinking.

Powder of Disappointment
When sprinkled on food or drink, it causes the food/drink to appear by all nonmagical means as the viewer's favorite food. However anyone who tastes the food finds it tastes like their least favorite food.

Ring of Prevent Defenestration - it protects the wearer from being thrown out of window

Smaller Disc of Nothing - immaterial disc that can float in any given direction though it can't affect anything - it will pas through the walls and so on and so on

Bag of Kittens - every 1d10 months it produces one adorable kitten

Sign of Captcha - it prevents any undead from entering the room

Sword Mimic

A metal-scaled snake that, when immobile, looks and feels exactly like a sword, but goes limp the moment one tries to attack or parry with it.

Huh, I archived this thread on sup/tg/ because it contains something useful for once, yet some asshat downvotes it.
Quest threads always get 20 votes from circle jerkers, but stuff like this falls by the wayside. I swear I've once seen a guy post a complete rpg module he made and someone still downvoted that.

Oh well at least we have the pdfs.

Newer version of the PDF

>>13255748
Oops forgot the link...

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=89OBNOAM

>>13255762
I'm a third done with my first page. ಠ_ಠ
You, sir, are far more efficient than I am.

Went digging through stuff I've saved from /tg/ in the past, and came across this one...

Scroll of Purple

When used, tints everything in a 20-ft radius a lovely shade of fuschia.
Can be made by attempting to scribe a scroll of Darkness while heavily inebriated.

>>13255804
It's just because I'm hardly doing any real formatting...

I love and hate that people keep adding to this at the same time...

>>13255824
Yeah. I'm probably gonna call it quits. It doesn't NEED to be pretty. Most of the time I throw stuff into Fireworks on a template I have made and get it done in 2 minutes, but holy crap, Illustrator, man. I'm leveling my graphic design skill to Journeyman, for sure.

>>13255918
And of course, when I upload, it turns out it saved wrong.

>>13255612
>>13255612
>Ring of Prevent Defenestration

How about:
Ring of Defenestration - If the wearer ever loses his balance or is otherwise moved against his will when within 20 ft of a window, he must make a DC 15 Reflex save or be hurled out the window. Tripping, slipping, being shoved, or doing anything that would require a Balance check will trigger this effect. Jumping, levitating, or otherwise not touching the ground will also result in defenestration.
On the plus side, it does give a +10 bonus to Escape Artist and Jump checks made to pass through a window.

>>13255932
>>13255918

Wow, no wonder it's taking you a while. You are going all out with this...

Bag of Holding Type 0
This bag can contain slightly more than its actual volume.

Bag of Sifting
Cannot contain any powder or liquid, regardless of other containers. Any powder or liquid put into the bag will fall out the bottom of the bag and leave their original container empty.

Rod of Rod
Points to the nearest guy named Rod when the command words 'Hey, Rod' are spoken.

Mary's Blood
Made from virgin's blood, a single drop will turn up to a bottle of vodka or gin into a bloody Mary.

Stan's Stand
Made by the great wizard Stan, this cane stand can hold up to 30 canes/staffs/rods/wands/etc and allow the user to pull out exactly the one he wants. Only works while fixed to a mundane horizontal surface, moving the stand will cause all items within to spill out.

Stan's Last Stand (Unique)
As with other Stan's Stands but can hold up to 100.

Martha's Steward
A ring that gives the effect of a continual Unseen Servant to the wearer.

Betty's Crock Pot
Halves cooking times of anything cooked within it.

I was about to keep going but the next pun would have been Harrison Fjord and that would just be unacceptable.

>>13255968
Word, Excel, and Illustrator. Was going to use Acrobat 9 for bookmarks after I was done with the actual design.
Gonna take a break. Maybe I'll get this up by tomorrow.

>>13255987
Rod of Rod
I lol'd

I-yawn Stone

Functions as an Ioun stone, but has a minor hex on it: every other round, the user must make a DC 23 Will save or yawn until their next turn.

Box of "Infinite" Pebbles

This small, cedar box is full of pebbles, each fairly smooth and about a centimeter across. Attempting to pour the pebbles out of the box will work, but only a finite amount will actually fall out (1d4 thousand). After that, the pebbles that were removed from the box earliest are transported back to the bottom of the box, where they will presumably pour back out again. If the box's lid is shut, all pebbles removed from the box are returned to the box exactly as they were when they were taken out, regardless of where they were or what happened to them.

The Box
A small box with a button, that, when pressed, targets any human being (or maybe other races as well) and kills him or her in the most painfully way. There is no way to control who will be targeted, and there is no way to prevent the agony and subsequent death.

>>13256111
Possibly even more potential abuses than the hat of infinite hats.

ioun household items

>>13238073
>The White Skin of Desalination
FUCK YES, I AM A PIRATE
>Silver Mirror of Seconds
Is there such a thing as a combat light spell? Either that or we'll have to invent laser.
Which would be easy with two of these mirrors... hmmm...
>>13238095
>Another command may be spoken to remove oneself from the garden
And grow back to normal size? If not, it's the perfect trap.
>>13238227
>Buy cheap wine
>Invite BBEG to discuss truce
>Lots of bluff and diplomacy
>Invite BBEG to truce party
>Only drink low alc cider or colored water all night
>Coup de Grace

>>13256322
Oh, I know.

>>13256250
This is where the Ranger who dresses like a Cleric and acts like a Rogue jumps forward and presses the button as many times as he can before the Paladin stops him.

Ring of Dubious Invisibility

The wearer of this ring disappears from their own view and believes themselves to be invisible but otherwise remains fully visible to all onlookers.

Chinese Finger Ring

Once you put this ring on it won't come off without an application of [i]remove curse[/i]. It has no other effects.

Hammer of Hammering

Any creature struck with this hammer must pass a DC15 Fort save or become instantly intoxicated.

Toothbrush of Infinite Lather

When dipped in water this toothbrush produces a beautiful thick bead of ultra whitening minty toothpaste along its bristles.

>>13238315
>A book of infinite pages, each of which promises something more exciting on the next page and never delivering.

MY GOD, IT'S LIKE /tg/ ALL OVER AGAIN!

Seasons of the Gourmet

This small spice pouch when applied to a cooked food item makes that item supernaturally delicious. It confers a +4 bonus to Craft (cooking) and Profession (chef) and can be used 20 times before it is used up.

>>13256791
Laughed more than expected.

Goggles of Far Sight

When a command word is spoken these goggles leap the wearer's vision forward one mile. They don't amplify vision, they place the source of your vision one mile ahead. So you could speak the command word then turn around and be looking at yourself one mile behind where your vision is centered.

Ring of Dandruff Removal

You won't get dandruff while you wear this ring.

>>13256823
GODSEND.

>>13256803
I try.

>>13256900
That's really more like every single board on 4chan though.

>>13256809
>>13256792
These two aren't seemingly useless at all.

>>13256909
This is true.
But hey, we're on /tg/
ROLLWITHTHEPUNCHES AND WHATNOT.

Speaking of
>One Inch Punching Bag.
A punching bag that will always move exactly one inch when struck with any amount of force. No more, no less.

>>13256809
I take it there would be a word to put your vision back where it should be, or else this would be really annoying.

>>13256950
It would appear you have found the seemingly useless component to them.

>>13256942
open a "test your strength" stall, charge 1GP to try and if they can move the punchbag 2" then they win 10GP

>>13256942
+
>>13256111
=
Fast travel
Just dump the rocks on the bag and it'll go flying. (Quick stops, though)

>>13256988
oh god. lightening speed punching bag.

>>13256988
*patpatpatpatpat
*stop
"Hey, ah, the punching bag stopped."
"Oh, sorry, my arm got tired"
*patpatpatpatpatpat...

Off into the sunset.

>>13256988
BRILLIANT IDEA, CHAP.
I suggest we market it as a vibrator.

>>13256988
would you be able to control the direction of the stones impact or would it move kinda at random?

>>13257031
IMO you'd pour the stones into guttering, which would then slide down and hit the punchbag.

AND I JUST REALISED PEBBLE POWERED WATERWHEEL

>>13257101
You just NOW realized that?

I figured /tg/ would figure that out as soon as they got done reading it, if not sooner.

>>13257101
Waterwheel of hats.

>>13257440

Robin Hood
A hood covered in robin feathers, allows the wearer to perfectly imitate a robin's call. Variants exist for other birds as well.

Chicken of the Yolked Egg
Eggs laid by this chicken, when cracked over a broken wagon yolk, will return it full repair.

iOun Stone
White in appearance, the iOun Stone has a fruit logo emblazoned upon it. The iOun Stone can take the effects of any other iOun Stone but can only change effect once every 2d4 days.
Editor's note: The cost of this stone is rather high, even for its function.

Ever-Living Fifth
Whatever alcohol is contained in this bottle, there will always be one more shot left as long as the last shot was drunk without being spilled.

Fairy Bottle
Any tiny or smaller humanoid put in this bottle will survive indefinitely within it.

Flask Of Humidity
Any liquid placed into the flask immediatly turns into a humid mist that makes your clothes stick to you and makes you feel like you need a cool wash.

Bag Of The Doppleganger
Whenever you look inside the bag, you see yourself, looking out at you. If you try to remove yourself, you simply switch place with the other you.

Anti-Burglary Keyring
Any key placed on this keyring will vanish, until you are at least 100 feet/yards/whatever lock that the key opens, at which point it will reappear. If you move back within the radius of the lock, it will vanish again.

Crown Of Godhood
The wearer of the crown becomes a God. However, he/she becomes god of a diimension that they have no way of contacting. After a few days, regardless of wether or not they are wearing the crown, they will start to hear prayers in their head. If he answers the prayers, the player will always be "correct". This effect cannot be stopped and will continue until the wearer hears several million prayers a day.

Sword Of Anger
The bearer find something about the sword offensive. It just makes him madder and madder. He doesn't know what it is.

Mouse Statue Of Telepathy
A small bronze mouse. It doesn't appear to do anything, however, the owner has a strong compulsion to feed it cheese.

Glasses Of Identification
When worn, the bearer will see horizontal green bars above everyones head. When they are injured, the bar will shrink and turn red, when it dissappears they will be dead.

Wand Of The Unknown
When you attack a target with this, nothing happens...to them.

Prototype Philosopher's Stone
Can turn any inorganic object into another prototype philosopher's stone.

Seeds Of Rapid Growth
When planted, a gigantic tree erupts from the ground, sapping all the nutrients it needs from the area around it. Once the tree reaches 150m in hight, it dies from lack of nutrients and falls over in a random direction.

The Mask of the Young Ages
Lets the wearer see everything he looks upon at all stages of existence. People look like children from one angle, and ancient and decayed from another. Objects gleam with newness and at the same time crumble to dust before your very eyes.

>>13257982
I want that mask.

>>13257982

I want those glasses, they'd be awesome. Do they come in a -4.5 prescription?

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13238061/

Mirror of Different Times: upon activating the mirror you see what was reflected from a random different time (past or present) when the mirror was activated.

Spyglass of Locked Time
The instant the spyglass was made is forever locked as the time it can see. The view moves appropriately as the spyglass is moved but all is a frozen instant.

Anti-Fire

This seemingly ordinary torch burns black. Its flame darkens the area around and casts "shadows" that lighten. The flame can spread to burnable objects just like true fire. However, if it comes into contact with normal fire, both will extinguish immediately in a burst of smoke.

Aside from these extraordinary properties, it behaves like a standard flame.

Band of Limit Feeling

The wearer of this silver band can experience no strong emotion. In general, they exist in a state of perpetual neutrality of mind, neither happy nor sad.

Endless Fountain Pen

Never runs out of ink.

Nuoi Stone

Identical to a normal Ioun Stone, except you orbit it, not the other way around.

I love these threads.

>A book of infinite pages, each of which promises something more exciting on the next page and never delivering.

Kinda like most camhore threads on 4chan

>>13259398
Would it be anything like this? I would read the shit out of that book.

rolled 63 = 63

bamp?

Bumperoonies

>>13259418
Oh shit man, Grover you card.
I nostalgia'd so hard.

Tightrope of Balance
This 30 feet long tightrope will span the deepest fall within 10d6 feet of it when activated. It can hold up a maximum of 180 pounds at any time. It conveys no bonuses to balance checks. Characters on the rope can only move and make balance checks.

Tablespoon of Precision
This tablespoon will hold exactly one tablespoon worth of whatever is scooped with it, no more, no less.

>>13259418
IT WAS GROVER ALL ALONG

>>13258551
Insta-powerless Paladin

Ring of Poverty
This ring is worth a fifth of its component cost if it's made out of copper, a tenth if made out of silver, a fiftieth if made out of gold and a hundredth if made out of platinum. At daybreak it consumes 1d20 pieces of coin made out of the same material as it, at nightfall it creates an equivalent number of coins of lesser value (copper coins become ounces of dirt).

Shield of the Sun
This shield can only hold a sheen in direct sunlight but does so wonderfully.

Lousy Lantern
This lantern provides bright light, except where the user is pointing it and looking. In which case it provides dim light.

Rampant Runners
Characters wearing these boots must run 1d4 additional rounds or suffer their unmodified movement speed times the number of rounds left to run in damage. DC18 Will save ends. DC18 Reflex save allows user to slide a number of squares equal to the number of rounds to run left. Running with these boots does not tire the character.

>>13258610
I lol'd hard picturing this.

Magnetic Ring.
This cursed ring only activates when worn on a finger. Once a character wears it, it instantly magnetizes and starts pulling the character at a speed of 15 feet per round towards the nearest metal object.
The character may attempt to pass a strength check at a -6 penalty to free himself from the metal object, or to resist being pulled towards it. As long as there is any metal object within a 150 feet radius the ring will be pulled towards it.

Scryglass
This item always comes in pairs and appears like a normal wooden spyglass with copper frames. When a character looks through the spyglass however, he will not see an enlarged view of things in front of him. Instead he will see exactly what the twin spyglass is looking at and vice versa.

>Running with these boots does not tire the character.
If it's a standard action to put boots on, then it's an awesome getaway item.

>>13264227
If the ring is worn by someone in a full set of regular plate amour... implosion?

And the scryglass?
Make a system of mirrors to enlarge the scryglass "output".
Magical CCTV.

>>13264240
As long as you can run faster than whatever is chasing you, sure. Should probably add some errata that clarifies that running with those boots on won't tire the user any more than walking for the same time at brisk pace.

>captain Notionlo
Ingenious, captcha!

Lotion of Comedic Notions
This lotion, when spread on the skin (not including scales or furry hides) of a sentient, sapient, living being, will communicate through unknown means (as by telepathy, but voiceless) ideas to the creature that seem to fit the situation.
Unfortunately, the ideas are rather lousy and will often call for skills the creature in question is rather untrained in.

Rope of untying: A rope that will stay tied until you let go of it, at which point it magically unties itself.

Staff of standing: A staff that, when placed upright, will balance that way until someone picks it up.

Ring of invisibility: When placed on the finger, the ring immediately becomes invisible.

Lens of truth: Allows you to detect whether or not someone who appears human is human. Green aura, they're human. Red aura, they're non-human and magically disguised as human. Every now and then, someone has a blue aura; the instructions don't mention this.

Ring of desire: When worn, this ring makes the user extremely desirable to women. As in they're ready to jump his bones. Unfortunately, the ring also makes it completely impossible to get an erection, and the desire stops the moment the ring is removed.

20 league boots: One step in these boots will send your foot 20 leagues ahead. The other foot will stay where it is. Ouch.

Gauntlet of Obscenities
(pair of two, only one is cursed)
Activates 1d4 days after first equipping
From every social interaction after activation the gauntlet forces the wearer to make the most obscene gestures imaginable to the creature being interacted with based on race/gender/circumstances.

>>13265465
>Ring of desire

Fortunately, lesbians avoid the drawback.

>>13265465
Ring of Desire + Running Boots
'Aggro' every woman in a village and lead them somewhere.