1.) This build is only viable at level 22 for a starting character, due to the nature of magic item parcels and wish lists, or level 19 for a character in an ongoing campaign. This means that the build shall seldom see actual play.
2.) As is the case for many other cold damage-focused builds, the unique strengths of this character are completely null and void against monsters possessing of cold resistance or variable resistance.
3.) The Delbanian Vambraces require you to land a critical hit (fortunately, you have a handful of close attacks at your disposal, and your melee attacks score critical hits on a roll of a natural 19 or 20 thanks to the Bludgeon Mastery heroic feat) or reduce an enemy to 0 hit points with your Frost Craghammer +4. Before then, you are nothing more than a conventional, if optimized and stalwart, Earthstrength warden who can double as a strikerthrough the Crippling Crush and Crushing Guardian heroic feats.

In any case, do enjoy the level 22 build snapshot below. Commentary is provided at the bottom such that the decisions made during the development of the build can be showcased.

Level: 22
Race: Warforged, Eberron Player's Guide, pages 32-33
Class: Warden, Player's Handbook 2, pages 152-154
Guardian Might: Earthstrength, Player's Handbook 2, page 153
Paragon Path: Breach Warden, Dragon Magazine #383, Class Acts: Wardens of the Breach
Epic Destiny: Demigod, Player's Handbook, pages 174-175

Ability Scores:
Level 1: Strength 16+2, Constitution 16+2, Dexterity 10, Intelligence 12, Wisdom 12, Charisma 8
Level 4: Strength 17+2, Constitution 17+2, Dexterity 10, Intelligence 12, Wisdom 12, Charisma 8
Level 8: Strength 18+2, Constitution 18+2, Dexterity 10, Intelligence 12, Wisdom 12, Charisma 8
Level 11: Strength 19+2, Constitution 19+2, Dexterity 11, Intelligence 13, Wisdom 13, Charisma 9
Level 14: Strength 20+2, Constitution 20+2, Dexterity 11, Intelligence 13, Wisdom 13, Charisma 9
Level 18: Strength 21+2, Constitution 21+2, Dexterity 11, Intelligence 13, Wisdom 13, Charisma 9
Level 21: Strength 22+2+2, Constitution 22+2+2, Dexterity 12, Intelligence 14, Wisdom 14, Charisma 10

Feats:
Level 1: Crippling Crush, Primal Power, page 136
Level 2: Weapon Expertise (Hammers), Player's Handbook 2, page 190
Level 4: Weapon Proficiency (Craghammer), Player's Handbook, page 201
Level 6: Weapon Focus (Hammers), Player's Handbook, page 201
Level 8: Sudden Roots, Player's Handbook 2, page 189
Level 10: Toughness, Player's Handbook, page 201
Level 11: Lasting Frost, Player's Handbook, page 203
Level 11 (replaces Toughness): Wintertouched, Player's Handbook, page 201
Level 12: Hammer Rhythm, Player's Handbook, page 203
Level 14: Armor Specialization (Hide), Player's Handbook, page 202
Level 16: Paragon Defenses, Player's Handbook 2, page 191
Level 18: Toughness, Player's Handbook, page 201
Level 20: Crushing Guardian, Dragon Magazine #379, page 44
Level 21: Bludgeon Mastery, Player's Handbook, page 206
Level 21 (replaces Toughness): Epic Reflexes, Player's Handbook 2, page 194
Level 22: Epic Will, Player's Handbook 2, page 194
Level 22 (replaces Paragon Defenses): Robust Defenses, Player's Handbook 2, page 194

At-Will Attack Powers:
Level 1: Thorn Strike, Player's Handbook 2, page 154
Level 1: Weight of Earth, Player's Handbook 2, page 154

Encounter Attack Powers:
Level 1: Tremor Slam, Dragon Magazine #383, Class Acts: Wardens of the Breach
Level 3: Rough Strike, Primal Power, page 195
Level 7: Guardian's Pounce, Primal Power, page 97
Level 11: Venting Breach Breach, Dragon Magazine #383, Class Acts: Wardens of the Breach
Level 13 (replaces Tremor Slam): Creeper's Grasp, Player's Handbook 2, page 160
Level 17 (replaces Rough Strike): Eager Vine Strike, Player's Handbook 2, page 161

Daily Attack Powers:
Level 1: Form of Winter's Herald, Player's Handbook 2, page 156
Level 5: Form of Mountain's Thunder, Primal Power, page 94
Level 9: Form of the Vengeful Storm, Dragon Magazine #383, Class Acts: Wardens of the Breach
Level 15 (replaces Form of Mountain's Thunder): Form of the Rowan Sentinel, Player's Handbook 2, page 161
Level 19: N/A
Level 20: Form of the Living Breach, Dragon Magazine #383, Class Acts: Wardens of the Breach

Utility Powers:
Level 2: Erupting Font, Primal Power, page 94
Level 6: Guided Shot, Dragon Magazine #379, page 13
Level 10: Earthstride, Player's Handbook 2, page 159
Level 12: Recall the BreachBreach, Dragon Magazine #383, Class Acts: Wardens of the Breach
Level 16: Primal Leap, Player's Handbook 2, page 161
Level 22: Strength from Death, Primal Power, page 103

Equipment:
Main Hand (Attached Component): Frost Craghammer +4 (Level 18, 85,000 gp), Player's Handbook, page 234
Main Shard: Siberys Shard of Merciless Cold +3 (Level 13, 17,000 gp), Eberron Player's Guide, page 112
Off-Hand (Attached Component): Heavy Shield (Level 0, Free)
Armor (Attached Component): Summoned Stalkerhide +5 (Level 21, Free), Adventurer's Vault, page 53
Neck (Embedded Component): Amulet of Physical Resolve +5 (Level 22, Free), Adventurer's Vault, page 148
Hands (Embedded Component): Gloves of Ice +2 (Level 11, 9,000 gp), Adventurer's Vault 2, page 59
Arms (Embedded Component): Delbanian Vambraces (Level 23, Free), Adventurer's Vault 2, page 125
Feet (Embedded Component): Heroic-Tier Boots of Quickness (Level 8, 3,400 gp), Adventurer's Vault, page 126
Head (Embedded Component): Heroic-Tier Circlet of Indomitability (Level 8, 3,400 gp), Adventurer's Vault, page 139
Waist (Embedded Component): Belt of Mountain Endurance (Level 18, 85,000 gp), Dragon Magazine #365, page 60
Wondrous: Backlash Tattoo (Level 9, 4,200 gp), Adventurer's Vault 2, page 83
Wondrous: Salve of Power (Level 10, 5,000 gp), Adventurer's Vault, page 176
Wondrous: Salve of Power (Level 10, 5,000 gp), Adventurer's Vault, page 176
Wondrous: Salve of Power (Level 10, 5,000 gp), Adventurer's Vault, page 176
Grandmaster Training: Davros Elden's Defensive Step, Dungeon Master's Guide 2, page 145
Loose Change: 400 gp

Miscellany:
Initiative: +12 (11 half level + 1 Dexterity modifier)
Size: Medium
Speed: 6 squares
Vision: Normal
Passive Insight: 23 (10 base + 11 half level + 2 Wisdom modifier)
Passive Perception: 28 (10 base + 11 half level + 2 Wisdom modifier + 5 training)
Trained Skills: Athletics, Endurance (+2 racial), Nature, Perception
Languages: Common

Hit Points:
Hit Points: 190 (164 warden + 26 Constitution score)
Bloodied: 95
Healing Surge Value: 55 (47 base + 8 Strength modifier [Belt of Mountain Endurance])
Healing Surges per Day: 17 (9 warden + 8 Constitution modifier)
Special (Backlash Tattoo): The first time you're bloodied during an encounter, you can make a basic attack as an immediate reaction.

Defenses:
AC: 41 (10 base + 11 half level + 5 enhancement + 8 Constitution modifier + 1 Armor Specialization + 4 stalkerhide + 2 heavy shield)
Fortitude: 38 (10 base + 11 half level + 5 enhancement + 8 Constitution modifier + 2 feats + 1 stalkerhide + 1 class)
Reflex: 37 (10 base + 11 half level + 5 enhancement + 2 Intelligence modifier + 6 feats + 1 Boots of Quickness + 2 heavy shield)
Will: 37 (10 base + 11 half level + 5 enhancement + 2 Intelligence modifier + 6 feats + 1 Circlet of Indomitability + 1 racial + 1 class)
Special (Davros Elden's Defensive Step): When you shift, you gain a +1 item bonus to AC until the end of your next turn.
Special (Amulet of Physical Resolve +5): You gain a +2 item bonus to saving throws against effects with the poison keyword and effects that render you weakened, slowed, or immobilized.
Special (Warforged Resilience): You have a +2 racial bonus to saving throws against ongoing damage. Also, when you make a death saving throw, you can take the better of your die roll or 10.
Special (Font of Life): At the start of your turn, you can make a saving throw against one effect that a save can end. On a save, the effect immediately ends, preventing it from affecting you on your current turn. If you save against being stunned or dazed, you can act normally on your turn. If you save against ongoing damage, you avoid taking the damage. If you fail the saving throw, you still make a saving throw against the effect at the end of your turn.

Attacks:
Attack Bonus: +27 (11 half level + 4 enhancement + 8 Strength modifier + 2 Weapon Expertise + 2 proficiency)
Damage Bonus (Non-Slowing/Immobilizing): +20 (4 enhancement + 8 Strength modifier + 3 Weapon Focus + 3 Siberys Shard of Merciless Cold + 2 Gloves of Ice)
Damage Bonus (Slowing/Immobilizing): +28 (4 enhancement + 8 Strength modifier + 3 Weapon Focus + 3 Siberys Shard of Merciless Cold + 2 Gloves of Ice + 8 Constitution modifier [Crippling Crush])
Damage per [W]: 1d10, Brutal 2 (Frost Craghammer +4)
Extra Critical Damage: +4d6 cold (Frost Craghammer +4)
Special (Bludgeon Mastery): When you make a melee weapon attack with a hammer, mace, or staff, you can score a critical hit on a natural roll of 19 or 20.
Special (Elemental Breach): After each of your extended rests, choose a damage type from the following: acid, cold, fire, lightning, or thunder. The choice remains until you take your next extended rest, at which point you can choose the same damage type or replace it with another. Whenever you take damage of the type that you chose or you score a critical hit using a warden attack power, each enemy marked by you takes damage of the chosen type equal to your Constitution modifier (+8).
Special (Crushing Guardian): You gain a +4 bonus to damage rolls with hammer or mace weapon attacks while in guardian form.
Special (Lasting Frost): Any target you hit with a power that has the cold keyword gains vulnerable 5 cold until the end of your next turn.
Special (Wintertouched): When attacking a creature that is vulnerable to cold, you gain combat advantage when you use a power that has the cold keyword.

Marking:
Marking (Nature's Wrath): Once during each of your turns, you can mark each adjacent enemy as a free action. This mark lasts until the end of your next turn.
Immediate Interrupt (Warden's Fury): When an enemy marked by you makes an attack that does not include you as a target, you can use Warden's Fury against it as an immediate interrupt.
Immediate Reaction (Warden's Grasp): When an enemy marked by you that is within 5 squares of you makes an attack that does not include you as a target, you can use Warden's Grasp against it as an immediate reaction.
Opportunity Attack (Sudden Roots): Whenever you hit an enemy with an opportunity attack, that enemy is slowed until the end of its turn.
Second Wind (Earthstrength): When you use your second wind, you gain an additional bonus to AC equal to your Constitution modifier. This bonus lasts until the end of your next turn.
Second Wind (Elemental Wind): Whenever you use your second wind, until the end of your next turn, each enemy adjacent to you gains vulnerability to the damage type you chose for your Elemental Breach class feature equal to your Constitution modifier (+8).
Action Point (Breaching Action): When you spend an action point to make an attack and this attack hits, each enemy you have marked takes damage equal to your Constitution modifier (+8) of a type matching the type you chose for your Elemental Breach class feature.

All of this, for a high-functioning autistic child with wings?

Item Powers:
Summoned Stalkerhide +5 (At-Will): Minor Action. You banish this armor to a secure extradimensional location. At any point in the future, unless you are wearing armor, you can use another minor action to recall the armor. The armor appears on you as though you had donned it normally.
Frost Weapon (At-Will ✦ Cold): All damage dealt by this weapon is cold damage. Another free action returns the damage to normal.
Delbanian Vambraces (At-Will ✦ Cold, Illusion): Free Action. Trigger: You score a critical hit using a cold power or reduce an enemy to 0 hit points using a cold power. Effect: You become invisible until the end of your next turn. Sustain Free: The invisibility persists, but each time you sustain it, you take 5 cold damage that can't be reduced or prevented in any way.
Davros Elden's Defensive Step (Encounter): Minor Action. Shift 2 squares.
Belt of Mountain Endurance (Daily): Free Action. You can trigger this power when you spend an action point. You gain a +2 bonus to all defenses until the end of your next turn.
Frost Craghammer +4 (Daily ✦ Cold): Free Action. Use this power when you hit with the weapon. The target takes an extra 2d8 cold damage and is slowed until the end of your next turn.
Salve of Power ×3 (Daily): When a Salve of Power is applied to a creature, the target can expend one healing surge to regain the use of one daily power of 5th level or lower (instead of regaining hit points). If the target has no healing surges remaining, it cannot benefit from the salve.

Commentary:

>Race: Warforged, Eberron Player's Guide, pages 32-33
Counting a certain quasi-official race from page 96 of the Dungeon Magazine #169, there exist five Strength/Constitution races at the time of this writing: the orc, the minotaur, the wogen, the goliath, and the warforged. The orc comes with a terrible racial encounter power due to it being limited to a standard action, a charge-restricted racial feature, and no skill bonuses. The minotaur is similarly burdened with a standard action racial encounter power (that also happens to be inaccurate because of its lack of built-in Expertise), a charge-restricted racial feature, and a second racial feature that triggers only when you are knocked into the negatives. The wogen is a mechanically solid race overall, especially with its +1 racial bonus to Will, though not being able to speak Common is an issue, and it is not an RPGA-legal race. The goliath is the second most optimal Strength/Constitution race available, as it is likewise graced with a +1 bonus to Will and a valuable racial encounter power. The warforged, however, is an over-the-top race, with lovely out-of-combat benefits (no need to eat, sleep, or breathe, four-hour extended rests with full awareness, attached and embedded components), a +2 racial bonus to saving throws against ongoing damage (quite synergistic with the warden's Font of Life class feature), immunity to failing most death saving throws, +1 Will, and an even more effective (due to being unfailingly reactive rather than proactive) racial encounter power that also comes with a saving throw against ongoing damage. As this build is fairly feat-intensive, racial feats cannot be given any berth; therefore, the warforged race is chosen.

>Guardian Might: Earthstrength, Player's Handbook 2, page 153
I ultimately consider the second wind-contingent AC boost that the Earthstrength class feature offers to be superior to the Stormheart's sliding and slowing upon a second wind.

>Level 1: Strength 16+2, Constitution 16+2, Dexterity 10, Intelligence 12, Wisdom 12, Charisma 8
Strength is the primary ability score for any warden, as it drives the class's attack rolls and damage rolls. Constitution follows as the secondary score for an Earthstrength or Stormheart warden, determining hit points, healing surges, power rider effects, and the extra damage from the Crippling Crush heroic feat. A 12 is allocated into both Intelligence and Wisdom for the sake of Reflex and Will, though they can be switched out for a 12 in Dexterity and/or Charisma instead to suit your tastes for out-of-combat capabilities and flavor concept.

>Level 1: Crippling Crush, Primal Power, page 136
This feat causes the damage you deal with slowing and immobilizing powers (which, for this build, would be the Weight of Earth at-will power; the Creeper's Grasp and Eager Vine Strike encounter powers; and the Form of Winter's Herald daily power's close burst 1 weapon attack) to skyrocket to the point where this feat is an nearly an automatic pick for Strength/Constitution wardens and desperately requires errata. At level 1, such a warden's Constitution modifier is likely to be +4, translating to an additional 4 damage, and come level 21, the Demigod epic destiny would improve that Constitution modifier to a staggering +8.

>Level 8: Sudden Roots, Player's Handbook 2, page 189
I consider this to be a helpful feat for a warden, but not a particularly necessary one. I feel that the penalty to attack rolls from marking, the threat of an opportunity attack, and the possibility of being on the receiving end of either a weapon-versus-Fortitude Warden's Fury or a no-attack-roll-required Warden's Grasp is enough incentive for an enemy to not break off from a square adjacent to you and proceed to attack you rather than your allies. That said, this feat can halt enemies who do so anyway, as well as foes who attempt to move past you in cramped, enclosed areas.

>Level 11: Lasting Frost, Player's Handbook, page 203
>Level 11 (replaces Toughness): Wintertouched, Player's Handbook, page 201
I am normally not fond of spending two feats simply to get the infamous "Frostcheese" combination going, though since this build must wield a Frost Craghammer +4 to trigger the at-will power of the Delbanian Vambraces anyway, you might as well snag for yourself a reliable (against all monsters save for those bearing cold resistance or variable resistance) source of combat advantage and +5 damage. Note that the Elemental Breach feature can trigger this vulnerability.

>Level 12: Hammer Rhythm, Player's Handbook, page 203
Though this is restricted to only your melee attacks that do not have a Miss line (for this build, the Thorn Strike and Weight of Earth at-will powers; the Guardian's Pounce, Creeper's Grasp, and Eager Vine Strike encounter powers; and the Form of the Vengeful Storm daily power), it does ramp up your damage output considerably. Again, your Constitution modifier comes into play for determining its damage, but this time, on a miss.

>Level 20: Crushing Guardian, Dragon Magazine #379, page 44
>Wondrous: Salve of Power (Level 10, 5,000 gp), Adventurer's Vault, page 176
>Wondrous: Salve of Power (Level 10, 5,000 gp), Adventurer's Vault, page 176
>Wondrous: Salve of Power (Level 10, 5,000 gp), Adventurer's Vault, page 176
With your three Salves of Power, you can remain in a guardian form for up to six combat encounters a day, and during these battles, you receive a +4 bonus to damage rolls with your weapon attacks. This is effectively a second Weapon Focus for you, which does wonders for your static damage bonuses.

>Level 21: Bludgeon Mastery, Player's Handbook, page 206
I would usually consider this to be a low-priority feat at the epic tier due to it affecting only melee attacks (for this build, that would be the same attacks that the Hammer Rhythm paragon feat covers, plus the Form of the Rowan Sentinel daily power), but this particular gimmick build could use the feat to potentially trigger the at-will power of the Delbanian Vambraces more reliably.

>Level 1: Thorn Strike, Player's Handbook 2, page 154
>Level 1: Weight of Earth, Player's Handbook 2, page 154
Crippling Crush taken into consideration, the latter power deals 2[W] + Strength modifier + Constitution modifier damage at the epic tier and also slows the target. This is your mainstay at-will. Thorn Strike, on the other hand, is for use in uncommon scenarios wherein you are unable to move and you have an enemy exactly 2 squares away from you.

>Level 7: Guardian's Pounce, Primal Power, page 97
Though this power is a mere 1[W] + Strength modifier attack that is not compatible with Crippling Crush, it nonetheless generates out-of-turn damage for you and can potentially spare an ally from an enemy's attacks. The beauty of this power is that it can be used even before your first turn has rolled around and that it does not demand the enemy to be one that you have marked.

Intelligence dumpstat is go!

>Level 17 (replaces Rough Strike): Eager Vine Strike, Player's Handbook 2, page 161
Not only does this power trigger the damage from the Crippling Crush heroic feat, but it also softens up the target's AC and Reflex on a hit. At level 21, imposing a -8 penalty to AC and Reflex is an indubitably devastating, action point nova-enabling rider effect.

>Level 1: Form of Winter's Herald, Player's Handbook 2, page 156
The value of this distinct daily attack power is well-known, especially as it is compatible with Salves of Power. However, this build allows you to trap enemies adjacent to you, an invisible defender who constantly inflicts cold damage upon them, which is downright cruel.

>Level 9: Form of the Vengeful Storm, Dragon Magazine #383, Class Acts: Wardens of the Breach
Fly 4 (hover), insubstantial, and the sliding of adjacent allies and enemies. Though this exceedingly effective power is unfortunately capable of halving the damage that you receive from the Delbanian Bracers, it does improve your mobility, survivability, and battlefield control potential by an overwhelming degree.

>Level 15 (replaces Form of Mountain's Thunder): Form of the Rowan Sentinel, Player's Handbook 2, page 161
The Elemental Breach feature inflicts its damage upon each enemy marked by you, and this power happens to mark each enemy within 3 squares of you at the start of each of their turns, thereby enabling you to enswathe an even larger number of enemies in cold damage.

>Level 2: Erupting Font, Primal Power, page 94
Succeeding on a saving throw from your Font of Life class feature can allow you to mark each enemy in close burst 5 using this encounter utility power, thereby subjecting more enemies to the cold damage from your Elemental Breach feature.

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>Level 10: Earthstride, Player's Handbook 2, page 159
>Level 16: Primal Leap, Player's Handbook 2, page 161
At level 21, with a +8 for both your Strength modifier and your Constitution modifier, the former power enables you to teleport 8 squares as a move action, and the latter lets you jump 14 squares as a move action. Also taking into account the invisibility granted to you by the Delbanian Bracers, your battlefield mobility is nothing to be scoffed at.

>Main Hand (Attached Component): Frost Craghammer +4 (Level 18, 85,000 gp), Player's Handbook, page 234
>Main Shard: Siberys Shard of Merciless Cold +3 (Level 13, 17,000 gp), Eberron Player's Guide, page 112
>Hands (Embedded Component): Gloves of Ice +2 (Level 11, 9,000 gp), Adventurer's Vault 2, page 59
As mentioned above, a Frost Craghammer +4 is required for fulfilling the trigger of the Delbanian Vambraces. Though this build cannot afford Iron Armbands of Power due to the Vambraces already occupying the slot, the a Siberys Shard of Merciless Cold +3 and Gloves of Ice +2 can make up for this lack of an item bonus to damage rolls. An interesting quirk to note is that the daily power of the Frost Weapon can trigger your Crippling Crush damage on an attack that would normally be incompatible with it, such as a melee basic attack, a Warden's Fury, or a Guardian's Pounce.

>Neck (Embedded Component): Amulet of Physical Resolve +5 (Level 22, Free), Adventurer's Vault, page 148
Poison, slowing, immobilizing, and weakening attacks are of less threat to you with this amulet, which aids your Font of Life in washing away these deleterious ongoing effects.

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>Feet (Embedded Component): Heroic-Tier Boots of Quickness (Level 8, 3,400 gp), Adventurer's Vault, page 126
>Head (Embedded Component): Heroic-Tier Circlet of Indomitability (Level 8, 3,400 gp), Adventurer's Vault, page 139
>Grandmaster Training: Davros Elden's Defensive Step, Dungeon Master's Guide 2, page 145
The first two items slightly shore up your two weak non-AC defenses, Reflex and Will. The invisibility from the Delbanian Bracers and the Earthstride and Primal Leap encounter utility powers render shifting that much less tactically advantageous, but the +1 item bonus to AC for shifting that Davros Elden's Defensive Step bestows upon you is better than nothing, given that all of your other equipment slots are occupied. Then again, shifting 2 squares and gaining a +1 item bonus to AC as a minor action each encounter does have its uses.

>Waist (Embedded Component): Belt of Mountain Endurance (Level 18, 85,000 gp), Dragon Magazine #365, page 60
Adding your Strength modifier to your healing surge value translates into more effective hit points for you during each encounter and thus greater longevity in battle.

>Wondrous: Backlash Tattoo (Level 9, 4,200 gp), Adventurer's Vault 2, page 83
Some might claim that this item can interfere with your immediate reactions, but you are most likely to be bloodied by an enemy's attack enemy, and so you might as well inscribe this tattoo upon yourself for a free melee basic attack in most combat encounters.

That is all.

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>>7616886
about time.

Buh. And here comes the pornspam trolling...

Would there be any modifications for a dwarf version?

"W-Why do I...have to do this..." You cry softly, trying to gather information as to your current state. A very sad state, of course, you can't bear the sound of your blazer jacket hitting the floor. It hits it with an awful thud, a cold, blunt one that makes you wonder why you're even here. What you wouldn't do for a nice warm bath and carrot juice. But no, here you are, standing in front of your would-be master, facing a mirror, a body length mirror, at that, so you can see just entirely how bad your miserable expression is. Effecting your entire body. You get no responce though, except a gesture you can see in the mirror, the person behind you waving their finger about, telling you to keep going. This only makes you shed more tears, for the embarrassing pain you're going through.

You gently loosen your tie, trying not to both accidentally and purposefully strangle yourself. You want to live, but the extreme weight on your heart right now is so much to bear. The hot tears of anguish continue streaming down your face, streaking your cheeks and dirtying your once beautiful face. The droplets are soon hitting the floor, as your eyes have watered so much by now. Your tie slowly slips off your hand and onto the floor below, as you soon now work your way to your shirt, reluctantly. Button by tiny button you undo them, watching the gleeful expression of the perpetrator behind you in the mirror. You further undo your shirt, exposing the pink, carrot printed bra underneath. Your arms start shaking, not wanting to continue, but you must. You slide the shoulders of your shirt off your arms, and yet another, soft, yet sickening thud is made on the freezing floor below you.

You shakenly and very reluctantly reach for your backside when you see the menace behind you gesturing downward, something you were afraid of, personally. You take a gulp, finding that your mouth is dry and exhausted, and carry your hands down your bare stomach and to your pleaded skirt. You move one of the flaps and start unzipping it slowly, every notch in the steel that the zipper has to go through making an undeniably painful sound to you. The skirt loosens and the draft you feel more or less feels like the chilly grasp of death. Your breathing and panting has more or less become erratic and disfigurable, your fear reaching new heights. You lightly gasp in terror as you notice that your skirt has fallen off your hips, and now rests laying flat around your ankles.

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You look in the mirror and see the antoganist gesturing to unhook your bra. You try and keep yourself from whimpering, because that would only be showing more weakness, something you don't need to be doing. Not at this point, knowing that even an ounce more of it, and you could be staring at a fate worse then death, worse then even this. You feel yourself practically choking on the dehydration in your mouth and throat, hindering your ability to cry more. Your eyes are stained with tears and experiencing the utmost pain. Stinging, throbbing, blurry...but you must press forever. For if you disobeyed right now, the consenquences would be very severe. So onwards, your hands go on, behind your back and not so steadily unhooking your bra. The moment it loosens, your chest expands slightly, and you can only stare at it in horror in the mirror. You then relunctantly slide the straps off your shoulders and it finally comes off. You're now staring at your busting bare breasts in the mirror, shaking from both fear and the cold. The cold is more readily apparent on your nipples, which are sticking out like sore thumbs, and you honestly wish they hadn't been.

Then, it strikes you. The one gesture you were most afraid of. You were praying, hoping that they would let you go after that. Put then, they make a pulling down motion with one hand...and your heart is stricken with fear. Your eyes stare widened at the mirror for a while before you notice the figure behind you about to get up, you then quickly and hastily force your hands onto your hips, closing your eyes tightly, in case you weren't able to make it in time. After opening your eyes and looking back in the mirro, they appear to have relaxed back in their chair. You look down at your pink panties and your eyes well up in pain and sadness. You then close your eyes, knowing that defeat is but a short pull away.

Your very slowly slide the thin pair of undergarments down your hips, across your thighs and over your knees, knowing the fact that you have to bend down, exposing a very, very important part of you to this insane dealer, only makes it all the more painful. When the soft fabric is around your ankles, you slowly stand back up again, shivering, shaking, in a condition of complete fear, pain and sadness. Your heart is beating irregularly, your breathing has become erratic, your vision has become blurry, your sinuses have become clogged, the despair you're feeling is very real and very painful. You weakly lift one foot up to get it through your panties and do the same for the other. You're now standing, completely nude, in front of a mirror, displaying your full, bare figure to both yourself and your assailant.

It's at this point, your mind enters a state one could only describe...as lunacy.

>>7617491

Annnnd that's all, folks. Thanks for reading.

>>7617297

Replacing Weapon Proficiency (Craghammer) with Dwarven Weapon Training and Weapon Focus (Hammers) with Dwarven Durability would be advisable. Your attack bonus would be reduced by 1, your damage bonus would be reduced by 2, your speed would be reduced by 1, and you would lose out on the wonderful Warforged Resolve racial encounter power, but you would gain an additional two healing surges, your Constitution modifier (+8) added to your healing surge value for even greater resilience, resistance to forced movement and proning effects, and most importantly, the ability to use your second wind as a minor action. This effectively earns you an additional standard action each and every encounter.

Is this really Touhoufag? This is the first time I've seen him post tons of quasi-sexual Touhou images... jolly good show.

>>7617860
Skirting it for theme, I think.

> Warforged
> Champion of Protecting the Natural World
Well that's an awfully weird idea, seems rather unfeasab-
> Turns invisible freezes itself and every enemy nearby
WAT

Next thing you know we'll have spoony bards surfing on huge flying swod... oh, wait.

God damn, I love RAW ridiculousness.

>>7617860
The porn is from a troll. The Cirno pictures are from touhoufag.

>>7618074
I was meaning like Cirno being used as a living ice cube in a drink and shit

>>7618100
It's actually a pretty common trope for Cirno, kinda like how people like drawing dwarves drunk and rambunctious.

>>7618119
Didn't debate otherwise, just haven't seen Touhoufag post quasi-sexual imagery before.

>>7618143
> quasi-sexual
> girl in drink
> implying vore is your fetish

I'm not a big fan of To-ho, but I do love me some Cirno.

>>7618153
Nah, murder doesn't turn me on, but I do think its cute to pretend to eat a girl. I've noticed that in a LOT of tentacle pics, the monster often has the girl's leg or arm stuffed into one of its mouths.

>>7618153

Fuck you, vore is an awesome fetish.

>>7618059
> Warforged
> Champion of Protecting the Natural World
Nah, that's a pretty common theme. Things like warforged become fascinated with nature because they aren't natural, or deciding that as they were created to defend they'll defend the entire world nature and all, as there's no real difference between Joe Cannith and a squirrel, they're both living things.

>Joe Cannith

Brilliant!

This is my next warfoged char name.

>>7618059
the pic in ca warden is warforged warden

Stuff like this remind me that if I should design a game, it should be as rule-light as possible.

Fuck this math.

bump

It took me a while to read all this, but I really have to say that you've done a great job with this.

Your custom build format is overkill, but it's grown on me. It looks more professional and thought out than Character Builder dumps.

You're very thorough and insightful with how you put things together and give commentary on them.