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Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:02 No.8129867

you stand frozen

immobile

trapped in a block of ice by forces unknown

obvious exits are
>North
>South
>East
>West

or at least they would be if you weren't frozen

what do you do?
>_

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:04 No.8129899 Masturbate

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:04 No.8129902 Die?

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:05 No.8129908 >>8129902 >>8129899 Pop!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:05 No.8129909 OH FUCK NO. PUNCH EVERYTHING.

>>	JUST KIDDING, IT'S HURRY QUEST 3-COLD WAR HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:05 No.8129912 File1266386724.png-(14 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-02.png) wait a minute YOU'RE IN A FUCKING HURRY YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE FROZEN WHAT DO YOU DO

>>	monotreeme 02/17/10(Wed)01:05 No.8129913 focus my thoughts on increasing the temperature of the unholy fire that fuels my every action then wait for the ice to melt

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:06 No.8129923 HURRY THE FUCK UP! START RUNNING!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:06 No.8129932 WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE"RE ON THE MOON ON THE MOON AND IN A HURRY, DAMN BRO I GATHER UP ALL MY STRENGTH AND PROPEL MYSELF TO WHEREVER I NEED TO BE

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:06 No.8129934 >>8129912 FLASH THAW

>>	monotreeme 02/17/10(Wed)01:06 No.8129935 >>8129923 WITH YOUR HANDS TILL THE ICE ALL MELTS...

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:06 No.8129937 HOLY CRAP GRAB THAT STICK THING WITH AN N ON IT AN USE IT TO POLEVAULT IN THE DIRECTION YOU NEED TO GO!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:07 No.8129941 File1266386821.png-(210 KB, 1569x1017, RudyMann.png) WHY ARE WE NOT PUNCHING YET?

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:07 No.8129946 >>8129912 FUCK WHERE DID EVERYONE GO? FIND THAT SHIT OUT!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:07 No.8129948 I GOT TO HURRY! FAPPIN LIKE MAD MY FIST A BLUR! MY FACE FULL OF SWEAT! I MUST FAP AND FAP I WILL!

>>	CommissarMega !!PJ/ldME8XhR 02/17/10(Wed)01:07 No.8129956 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT! PLACES TO BE BITCHES TO FUCK! There are no bitches on the moon. I leap the fuck off the moon and re-enter the earths atmosphere.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:08 No.8129957 WE ARE IN ANTARTICA! FIND A PENGUIN! SURF IT INTO THE SUN!

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:08 No.8129958 File1266386892.png-(16 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-03.png) YOUR FRANTIC RUNNING HAS MELTED THE ICE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:08 No.8129971 >>8129958 Somewhere with Hedron Crabs. or not. FUCK!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:09 No.8129982 NORTH POLE?! SHIT! WE HAVE PLACES TO BE! QUICK, FLASH MELT THE ICE AROUND YOU AND USE THE SUDDENLY EXPANDING STEAM TO PROPEL YOURSELF! GO GO GO!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:10 No.8129992 >>8129958 the moon

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:10 No.8129995 >>8129958 THAT JOLLY WELL LOOKS LIKE THE NORTH POLE, CHAPS. PERHAPS EVEN THE NORTH POLE OF THE MOON.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:10 No.8129996 >>8129958 FUCK FUCK FUCK... ARE WE ON ONE OF SATURNS MOONS?

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:10 No.8129999 File1266387021.png-(11 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-04.png) 'NORTH POLE'? BULLSHIT YOU'RE OUTTA HERE

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:10 No.8130005 WE'RE AT THE OLYMPICS, AND WERE IN A RACE! GET MOVING! THE LOUGE AWAITS!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:11 No.8130006 >>8129999 ITS POLEVAULTIN' TIME!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:11 No.8130014 >>8130005 FUCK, AVOID POLES THEM POLES MAN THEM POLES!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:12 No.8130034 >>8129999 USE OUR OWN BODILY ELECTRICAL CURRENTS TO CREATE A DYNAMO EFFECT, AMPLIFYING THE EARTH'S MAGNETIC FIELD.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:12 No.8130040 JIZZ ON THE NORTH POLE SIGN!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:13 No.8130045 File1266387189.gif-(1.91 MB, 530x251, I have no soul.gif)

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:13 No.8130046 >>8129999 FUCK, WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? THE FUCKING ROALD AMUNDSEN OF THE FUCKING NORTH. FUCK THAT NOISE! LETS BOOK!

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:13 No.8130049 File1266387213.png-(16 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-05.png) YOU BEGIN MELTING THE NORTH POLE THE NORTH POLE OF EARTH IT'S JUST DARK BECAUSE YOU ATE THE SUN

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:14 No.8130054 JUMP OUT THE WINDOW

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:14 No.8130059 >>8130049 FUCK THIS MELTING, EAT THE WORLD!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:14 No.8130061 >>8130049 FIND A FUCKING NARWHAL AND USE IT AS TRANSPORTATION

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:15 No.8130078 HOW DID WE END UP ON THE NORTH POLE? WE WERE WRITING ON NORTH AMERICA WITH OUR SPEED DOUBLES LAST I SAW! WE NEED TO HURRY UP AND GET THINGS DONE!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:16 No.8130079 >>8130061 USE THE NORTH POLE AS A BRIDLE.

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:16 No.8130084 File1266387397.png-(12 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-06.png) REALITY CAN EAT A DICK WINDOW IT IS

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:17 No.8130089 >>8130079 AND SANTA'S HAT AS A SADDLE

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:17 No.8130095 >>8130084 FUCK WE NEED SOME BITCHS AND BASTARDS TO CATCH OUR FALL. FUCK.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:17 No.8130097 >>8130084 BALLS! WHATS ON THE OTHER SIDE?!?!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:18 No.8130112 Look... theres only one thing you're in a hurry for... you've got a job to do. Fuck /all/ the bitches.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:18 No.8130120 >>8130112 SIR, WE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! THE ONLY OTHER THING WE FUCK IS PLANETS!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:19 No.8130127 LOUD NOISES

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:19 No.8130128 File1266387544.png-(16 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-07.png) YOU CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING YOU I T I S A G O O D P A I N

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:19 No.8130139 >>8130128 HURRY THE FUCK UP! WE GOTTA FIND TZEENCH!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:20 No.8130145 QUICK! JUMP THROUGH ANOTHER WINDOW!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:20 No.8130154 >>8130139 SINCE YOU SPELLED HIM WRONG, IT'S SLAANESH TIME.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:20 No.8130158 >>8130128 FUCK THE WARP WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT BULLSHIT NOW. WELL COME BACK AND PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF IT LATER. GTFO, WE GOT BITCHES TO FUCK!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:21 No.8130172 >>8130158 there are bitches in the Warp. demonic bitches.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:21 No.8130176 >>8130154 JIZZ ON THE CHAOS GODS FACE'S! YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:21 No.8130177 SHITFUCK WE'RE LATE FOR DINNER WITH EMPEROR BOWIE

>>	Tzeentch 02/17/10(Wed)01:21 No.8130182 What?

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:22 No.8130193 File1266387736.png-(11 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-08.png) YOU EMERGE ON THE OTHER SIDE YOU SEE YOURSELF EATING THE SUN WHAT WHAT IS THIS FUCK

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:22 No.8130199 >>8130172 HELLZ YEAH! SLAANESH HAS GOTTA HAVE SOME BITCHES! ALSO, DOOMRIDER'S GOTTA BE AROUND SOMEWHERE, WE NEED HIS MOTORCYCLE AND HIS COCAINE TO GO LUDICROUSLY FAST!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:22 No.8130201 EAT THE SUN AGAIN! GIVE YOURSELF A HIGH FIVE!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:23 No.8130215 >>8130193 OH BALLS. PIME TARADOX! ONLY ONE SOLUTION...PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:24 No.8130229 >>8130193 JIZZ ON YOURSELF! IT SHALL BE GLORIOUS!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:24 No.8130235 >>8130193 have sex with our self. NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:25 No.8130245 >>8130215 YEP, PUNCH YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE FACE

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:26 No.8130265 WARN OURSELVES NOT TO JUMP THROUGH THE WINDOW CREATE DOUBLE PARADOX

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:27 No.8130283 YOU TRY TO GRAB YE FLASK!

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:27 No.8130285 File1266388036.png-(15 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-09.png) YOU HIGH FIVE YOURSELF WHY WHY DO YOU DO THIS WAIT NOW YOU REMEMBER YOU REMEMBER THIS HAPPENING SO YOU DID IT TO PREVENT A PARADOX YES YOU HAD TO

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:28 No.8130309 >>8130285 HIGH FIVES ARE NOT PUNCHES YOU RAILROADING JERKOFF! PUNCH THE MOTHERFUCKING SUN.

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:29 No.8130317 File1266388174.png-(19 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-10.png) YOU DECIDE TO PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF UNFORTUNATELY SO DO YOU YATATATATATATATA

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:30 No.8130321 >>8130317 ZA WARUDO!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:30 No.8130335 WAIT WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING YOURSELF! QUICKLY! FUSE TO BECOME THE ULTIMATE EMBODIMENT OF SPEED!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:31 No.8130341 >>8130193 FIGHT YOURSELF

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:33 No.8130368 File1266388396.png-(20 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-11.png) TOKI WA TAMARE

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:35 No.8130404 File1266388548.png-(15 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-12.png) FU SION HA!

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:37 No.8130431 File1266388666.png-(12 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-13.png) YOU HAVE BECOME A MASTER OF SPIRAL ENERGY AND HURRYING YOU CAN FEEL THE UNIVERSE AROUND YOU MOVING AT A MONUMENTALLY SLOW RATE AT LEAST IN COMPARISON

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:38 No.8130445 QUICK! YOU HAVE PLACES TO BE! GOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:39 No.8130452 Fuck that. Kick the universe up to speed.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:40 No.8130464 FUCK! YOU ARE SO AWESOME AND FAST. FUCK IT! MAKE YOUR OWN UNIVERSE WERE YOU ARE ALREADY THERE! THEN YOU DON'T NEED TO HURRY

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:40 No.8130471 >>8130431 REMEMBER NOTHING CAN GO FASTER THAN LIGHT adviceEinstein.jpg THEN DO IT

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:41 No.8130481 File1266388903.png-(9 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-14.png) YOU ARE AT YOUR HOUSE THERE IS NO NEED TO CREATE ANYTHING YOU ARE ALREADY WHEREVER YOU WANT TO BE YOU ARE AT YOUR HOUSE THE UNIVERSE CAN STAY AT ITS SPEED YOU SHALL STAY AT YOURS

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:42 No.8130490 >>8130431 HURRY UP AND WAIT OVERCOME THE INHERENT PARADOX TO INVERT OUR POWER UPON ITSELF AND RUPTURE ALL OF SPACE INTO A SINGULARITY WHERE TIME IS BROKEN AND EXISTENCE IS A NIGHTMARE WITHOUT BEGINNING OR END

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:42 No.8130494 >>8130481 WHAT BULLSHIT WE GOT PLACES TO BE, AND OUR HOUSE IS JUST ONE PLACE

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:42 No.8130495 >>8130481 THAT ISN'T YOUR HOUSE IT IS A GIANT WEARING A RICE HAT

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:42 No.8130499 >>8130481 AND MASTURBATE

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:43 No.8130501 File1266388986.jpg-(103 KB, 651x516, OH GOD.jpg) >This Entire concept spanning the threads it has been on. MORE SIR! MORE! FIGHT A CLONE OF THE FLASH AND YOUR BABY! OUT PACE LIGHTNING! OUT PACE LIGHT! HURRY THE FUCK UP!

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:43 No.8130503 >>8130490 TIME CANNOT BE PARADOXED NOT IN THIS UNIVERSE A CHRONOSPIRIT WALKS IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU SHOULD HAVE

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:43 No.8130506 CRUSH HOUSE WITH A HUG

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:43 No.8130507 what the fuck are you waiting for? go inside and bone your girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:44 No.8130518 >>8130481 HOUSE IS IN OUR WAY! RUN RIGHT THROUGH IT!

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:46 No.8130540 File1266389161.png-(13 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-15.png) YOU CANNOT CAUSE A PARADOX NOT IN THIS UNIVERSE A CHRONOSPIRIT DOES ALL THE THINGS YOU ORIGINALLY DID LOOK AT THAT TO THINK YOU USED TO BE THAT SLOW

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:49 No.8130594 >>8130540 PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK THEN GO HOLY GOD OH BALLS, AND FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THE HURRY AND FUCKING RUN AROUND THE WORLD.

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:49 No.8130597 File1266389378.png-(10 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-16.png) HA, AND THAT'S WHEN YOU FELL ASLEEP DUE TO THAT DART IN YOUR NECK WAIT WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:50 No.8130609 >>8130540 Tell chronospirit to... HURRY THE FUCK UP! PICK IT UP AND TAKE IT WHERE IT NEEDS TO GO IF NECCESSSARY!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:50 No.8130617 >>8130597 Why did you punch yourself in the dick? YOU SHOULD BE PUNCHING THE DART IN THE DICK AND EVERYTHING IN THE DICK, UNTIL YOU ONLY HAVE A DICK. BLARGAHAGHAGAHGAHAGHAGHAGAHG.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:50 No.8130623 WHO THE FUCK SHOT YOU WITH A DART?! GO PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:52 No.8130640 >>8130623 THEN MASTURBATE

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:52 No.8130642 >>8130623 >>8130617 DICKMIND. HOLY FUCK DICKS, YOU MUST PUNCH THEM, PUNCH THEM IN THE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK. DICKPUNCH FUCKING PUNCH THE DICK, THIS IS DICKPUNCH QUEST FROM NOW ON.

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:52 No.8130646 File1266389555.png-(10 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-17.png) WHAT WHAT WHO IS A CYBORG THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:53 No.8130672 >>8130646 HIS BOW IS HUGE, THAT MEANS HE HAS A HUGE DICK, PUNCH AND KICK.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:54 No.8130675 PUNCH THE CYBORG IN THE DICK!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:54 No.8130677 beat the shit out of that fuck!!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:54 No.8130681 CYBORG DICK IS GONNA GET PUNCHED, SO HARD.

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:55 No.8130684 File1266389701.png-(11 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-18.png) SAME MOMENT SUPER-SPEED HE'S ALREADY PUNCHED IN THE DICK

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:55 No.8130694 Start peeing my way to freedom.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:56 No.8130715 >>8130684 HARDER FASTER, DICKPUNCH TO INFINITY, YOU FAGGOT, LESS TIME DICKPUNCHING IS MORE TIME BALL HANDLING, MOVE YOUR FISTS BACK AND FORTH OR SUFFER THE WRATH OF HOMOSEXUALITY FOR 1d10000 DAMAGE.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:57 No.8130730 >>8130684 MORE, MORE DICKPUNCHING, WE MUST APPEASE THE DICKGOD.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:58 No.8130735 >>8130684 WHAT? TRY KICKING, TRY A DICK KICK.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:59 No.8130747 >>8130730 DICKS FOR THE PUNCH GOD WAIT PUNCHES FOR THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:59 No.8130749 >>8130735 >dick kick This... This is... THIS IS BLASPHEMY, YOU MUST PUNCH, PUNCH, PUNCH.

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)01:59 No.8130752 File1266389964.png-(16 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-19.png) SOMETHING'S WRONG YOU FEEL SLOWER AND HE SEEMS A LOT FASTER YOU'RE NOT BACK TO NORMAL HUMAN SPEED, BUT YOU'RE NOT QUITE GODLY EITHER

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)01:59 No.8130755 >>8130747 PUNCHES FOR THE DICK QUEEN

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:00 No.8130769 >>8130747 DICKPAIN FOR THE DICKGOD. BRUISED COCK FOR COCK THRONE.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:01 No.8130774 >>8130752 PUNCH THE PHOTONS IN FRONT OF HIM TO MAKE HIM GO SLOWER BECAUSE HE CAN NEVER GO FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT UNLIKE YOU

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:01 No.8130776 >>8130769 >*FOR THE COCK THRONE.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:02 No.8130787 GO FASTER UNTIL YOU SEE BLUE SHIFT.

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)02:02 No.8130790 File1266390158.png-(17 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-20.png) YOU BOTH BEGIN PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER EVERYTHING BLURS EXCEPT THAT WHICH CAN KEEP UP WITH YOU AND ALL THAT IS IS THAT GUY

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:03 No.8130801 >>8130790 PUNCH THE DICKS, THERE IS DICKS EVERYWHERE.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:03 No.8130805 HURRY THE FUCK UP!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:05 No.8130824 PISS ON HIM WHILE PUNCHING HIM. THE PISS WILL SHORT-CIRCUIT THE FAGGOTY COMPUTER PARTS.

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)02:06 No.8130830 File1266390367.png-(10 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-21.png) this approach is not working TRY SOMETHING ELSE

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:07 No.8130845 >>8130805 TOO SLOW OP, TOO SLOW.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:07 No.8130846 REDIRECT THE STREAM

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:08 No.8130857 >>8130830 ANOTHER DICKPUNCH. DICKPUNCH UNTIL WE DIE, SUPPORT THE PUNCH WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT, AS LONG AS YOU APPEASE THE DICKGOD, YOUR PUNCH WILL BE FOREVER BLESSED TO BRUISE.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:08 No.8130858 >>8130830 MAKE AN APPLE PIE FROM SCRATCH PROTIP: TO DO SO YOU MUST FIRST INVENT THE UNIVERSE

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)02:08 No.8130863 File1266390532.png-(13 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-22.png) you pee on him SOMETHING IS HAPPENING bzzzzrrrt

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:08 No.8130867 >>8130830 WARP SPEED NO LUDICROUS SPEENIS

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:09 No.8130875 >>8130863 FINISH IT WITH A DICKPUNCH AND WE ARE GOOD TO GO.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:09 No.8130877 >>8130830 WHY AREN'T WE VOMITING ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER THIS SHIT IS TAKING TOO LONG TO FUCK AROUND PUKING WITHOUT WEAPONIZING THAT SHIT

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:10 No.8130880 >>8130830 WE WERE PUNCHING THE WRONG PLACE, HE'S A CYBORG, THATS LIKE A DWARF, HE KEEPS HIS DICK BEHIND HIS BEARD. PUNCH THERE!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:10 No.8130881 >>8130863 FUCK YES CONTINUE URINATING AS HARD AS WE CAN.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:12 No.8130896 >>8130880 HIS DICK IS HIS BEARD. PUNCH HIS DICKBEARD PUNCH IT TO HELL.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:12 No.8130897 FOCUS BARF TURRET ON HIM AS WELL DO NOT CROSS THE STREAMS

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)02:12 No.8130902 File1266390754.png-(14 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-23.png) KERFUCKABOOM HIS ARM EXPLODED, AND IT WAS HOLDING ALL OF YOUR FAST YOU BEGIN TO PULL IT BACK INTO YOURSELF

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:13 No.8130912 >>8130902 NOW DICK PUNCH TILL HIS DICK ATOMS ARE SMASHED DICK PUNCH TO INFINITY.

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)02:14 No.8130925 File1266390871.png-(15 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-24.png) YOU ARE BACK UP TO YOUR ULTIMATE SPEED AND POWER TIME FOR INFINITE DICK PUNCH

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:14 No.8130927 >>8130902 ABSORB THE PARTS OF HIS BROKEN ARM AND BECOME PART CYBORG!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:15 No.8130933 >>8130902 OKAY REMEMBER WHEN THE FLASH BEAT UP THAT BALD NERD WHO GOT FUSED WITH THAT ROBOT BY RUNNING AROUND THE PLANET AND PUNCHING THE NERDBOT EVERY TIME HE RAN PAST? FUCKING DO THAT.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:15 No.8130941 >>8130925 YES, YES, YESSSSSSSSS! YOUR TURN FOR THE DICK PUNCH HAS APPEASED THE DICK GODS, MAY YOU HAVE 1000 UNPUNCHED ERECTIONS FOR YOUR SACRIFICE.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:16 No.8130952 >>8130925 QUICK PUNCH YOUR OWN DICK

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)02:17 No.8130959 File1266391048.png-(17 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-25.png)

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:18 No.8130977 >>8130959 NOW START SUCKING HIM OFF.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:19 No.8130984 >>8130977 Oh god what?

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:19 No.8130988 >>8130977 WITH A FLOWBEE.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:20 No.8130998 I can't tell: was this thread hijacked, or not? ALSO SUCK HIM OFF

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:20 No.8131001 File1266391243.jpg-(24 KB, 229x433, superpimp.jpg) >obvious exits are >North >South >East >West >or at least they would be if you weren't frozen THEN GO UP, MOTHERFUCKER

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)02:20 No.8131002 File1266391246.png-(13 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-26.png) IT IS NOW IMPOSSIBLE TO SUCK HIS DICK AS IT HAS EXPLODED

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:21 No.8131019 >>8131002 SUCK OFF HIS BEARD FOR NUTRITION.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:21 No.8131020 >>8131002 that's quitters talk. suck him off anyway.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:21 No.8131021 >>8131002 EAT HIM AND CONSUME HIS POWER

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:22 No.8131026 >>8131002 CHUG SOME SODA THEN SOAK THE CYBORG DWARF'S BEARD WITH PISS.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:22 No.8131031 GO FASTER!!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:23 No.8131044 SUCK HIS EXPLODED DICK NOW

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)02:25 No.8131074 File1266391523.png-(11 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-27.png) HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE PISS IN HIS BEARD "I was actually a homeless bum before all this, the smell of urine doesn't eve-" SORRY DON'T CARE TALKING TOO SLOW

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:26 No.8131089 >>8131074 FUCKING SUCK OFF HIS BEARD AND HIS BEARDPISS NUTRITION. I HEARD IT GIVES YOU THE POWER TO FUCK BITCHES.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:26 No.8131090 >>8131074 WHY DOES HE HAVE AN AWESOME BEARD AND YOU DON'T? GROW ONE RIGHT NOW!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:28 No.8131114 >>8131074 CLIMB ONTO HIS HEAD AND RUN IN PLACE UNTIL HE CATCHES FIRE.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:29 No.8131127 >>8131090 NO GROW TWO BEARS

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:30 No.8131135 >>8131127 GROW BEARS INSTEAD OF BEARDS

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:30 No.8131141 >>8131135 YES! BRILLIANT!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:30 No.8131142 >>8131127 GROW BITCHES, ACCUMULATE WEALTH.

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)02:31 No.8131146 File1266391876.png-(16 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-28.png) YOU BEGIN SUCKING YOUR URINE OUT OF HIS BEARD AND USING THE BEARD POWER TO GROW YOUR OWN BEARD IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY ON /d/

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:31 No.8131148 GROW BEARS OUT OF YOUR ARMS JUMP IN HIS HEAD AND JUMP TO HIGHER PLATFORM

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:31 No.8131153 >>8131146 I see no shitting dicknipples or egg laying. this isn't like /d/ at all!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:32 No.8131158 >>8131146 YOU ALSO GET BITCHES. LOTS OF BITCHES.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:33 No.8131166 >>8131146 RIP LAVA FROM THE GROUND AND FUSE IT WITH YOUR BEAR BEARDS! MAGMA BEARD BEARS!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:33 No.8131168 WHY ARE WE NOT PUNCHING YET?

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)02:35 No.8131189 File1266392122.png-(13 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-29.png) JESUS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TAKES TO DRAW THE RIDICULOUS SHIT YOU COME UP WITH YOU DO IT ANYWAY THOUGH

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:36 No.8131211 BEAR HUGS WITH MAGMA BEAR BEARD

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:37 No.8131220 MAKE YOURSELF A CAPE FROM THE VERY FABRIC OF SPACETIME!

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)02:38 No.8131236 File1266392314.png-(18 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-30.png) YOU SUMMON A CURRENT OF MAGMA AND DRAW ITS POWER INTO YOUR BEAR-D

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:39 No.8131253 TEAR OUT THE HOBO'S SOUL AND MAKE IT INTO A SWORD!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:40 No.8131266 STOP DICKING AROUND WITH ALL THIS SHIT WE HAVE PLACES TO GO AND PEOPLE TO PUNCH IN THE DICK. RUN TO ALPHA CENTAURI RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)02:41 No.8131275 File1266392472.png-(10 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-31.png) you fall into some kind of coma you have been drugged how how did this wait the cyborg what did

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:41 No.8131288 >>8131275 NO THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:42 No.8131294 >>8131288 REWIND REALITY! WE ARE IN A HURRY!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:43 No.8131303 >>8131275 IT WAS THE BEARD-PISS GOD DAMNIT

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)02:43 No.8131304 File1266392604.png-(13 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-32.png) nyquil his beard was full of nyquil fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu you kind of have to slow down now

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:44 No.8131314 >>8131304 >you kind of have to slow down now LIKE HELL I DO! GO FASTER!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:44 No.8131319 GROW BEARDS ALL AROUND YOU. HIDE IN THEM TILL YOU RECOVER.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:44 No.8131322 >>8131275 GO INTO A DREAMLIKE STATE AND DREAM OF A YOU WHICH IS TWICE AS FAST. HES SO FAST HE BURSTS OUT YOUR SLEEPING HEAD.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:44 No.8131327 >>8131304 WE WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY MERE NYQUIL

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:44 No.8131333 >>8131304 FUCK THAT DRINK SO MUCH NYQUUIL THAT WE REACH ABSOLUTE ZERO SPEED, THUS SETTING US TO INFINITY SPEED

>>	HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)02:46 No.8131353 File1266392802.png-(43 KB, 651x516, HURRY3-33.png) your bear-ds recede into your chin, they can be summoned at will when the time is right right now though quest over you've have to slow down

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:47 No.8131360 >>8131333 REACH ABSOLUTE ZERO THE SPEED FORCE SOLIDIFIES FORGE IT INTO A WEAPON

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:47 No.8131365 BAD END

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:48 No.8131375 OP, i am dissapoint

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:48 No.8131387 WHY DID YOU FAGGOTS WANT TO SUCK A CYBORG HOBO DWARF'S BEARD DRY ESPECIALLY AFTER PISSING IN IT JESUS CHRIST.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:49 No.8131397 >>8131387 Because WE CAN

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)02:50 No.8131407 >>8131387 >implying it wouldn't have ended up the same way no matter what

HURRY QUEST 02/17/10(Wed)02:55 No.8131456
File1266393304.png-(11 KB, 651x516, hurry's gf.png)

i understand this one was not as good as the first two

but i wanted some structure, and with how incrementally powerful you were becoming i had to stop you somehow

i wanted you to talk to the cyborg, i also never planned on you going back in time and fusing with yourself. that was crazy

in the end i try to do these for two hours at a time, and this was taking too long, so i had to end it somehow

by the way, next time you probably won't be playing as the hurry quest guy, as i kind of want to see how you react to other situations given the fucked up nature of how his world seems to function

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)03:05 No.8131589 >>8131456 THERES OUR GIRLFREIND, WE HURRY THE FUCK UP AND FUCK HER!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/17/10(Wed)03:11 No.8131668 File1266394284.png-(12 KB, 651x516, 1266393304151.png) >>8131456 BEAR-D QUEST!

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