Look, if you want to take your own life, shoot yourself in the forehead with a pistol.

I think I vomited a little

ohlookitsthisgoddamnedthreadagain.jpg

fuck you /tg/

fuck you

Avast, me hearties!

Fuck yea more recipes!

>>8481009
Your heartie's going to explode if you eat that.

>>8481040

That is why you do not eat it, but rather set it on fire.

Why doesn't this count as gore?

You people are terrible cooks.

did someone say FOOD?

>>8481131
OH GOD ITS ANIMOOTED

>>8481067
It certain counts as rape of decent cooking...or something leavemethefuckalonethesemothercuntingthreadspissmeoffgoddamnit

>>8481048
No, no, we do that to the people who cook and eat things like that.

>>8481131
That had the makings of a decent taco you motherfucking prick.

>>8481155
you like?

>>8481177
It was good until they added the pizza.

>>8481177
ok then, have something more to your liking.

>>8481131
Thumb made me think of this.

>>8481215
nice.

>>8481213
ALWAYS

>>8481213
So instead of killing your self with fat you'll do it with sugar instead?

Diabetes isn't fun, chief.

>>8481213
That's actually a pretty cool effect.

>>8481261
uh, yeah it is.

>>8481279

>>8481261
PROTIP: You cannot get diabeetus from eating too much sugar.

>>8481328
nice.

who wants some burgers?

Jesus Fuck, these pictures make me shudder.

This seems crazy related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-_FO9p8Xdg

>>8481428
how about some cake?

how about some pie?

>>8481323
>>8481279
Shame that those pancakes were so badly ruined. It's like seeing a hot 18 year old with bolt on tits.

>>8481328
Generally speaking, more sugar/carbs/fat = more fat = more chance of diabeetus. Or is this wrong in some way that i was unaware of?

>>8481213

That is actually the only appetizing thing in this thread.

this next one is a series!

>>8481444
>>8481390
>>8481497

I just threw up a little.

>>8481540
part two!

>>8481548
part the third!

>>8481546
I'm very happy that the last thing i ate was an orange.

>>8481131
Oh god.

>>8481568
orange you glad I have more of these?

>>8481546
I actually made one of those once (you know, for science) and the taste is not too bad. Sweet meat is actually pretty tasty. I give it 4 out of 5 plugged arteries.

>>8481598
no, really, I have more.

>>8481213
I will try and make this thing tomorrow it actually looks apetizing unlike all of these other heart failures in the making, now does this guy just make this crap or does he eat it to? I want to see this guy trying to eat that pizza burger

>>8481598
Man, I do this with cheeseburgers every time I get a Dairy Queen Sweet Deal!

>>8481621
here, have an appetizing one.

>>8481644

I get the idea, but still...

did someone say burgers?

sadly, this one only has a single patty.

>>8481644
a bacon topped long john? not as inventive as to what i think might be a Jello mix cake

>>8481621
Can you explain how to make the layering effect? I'm also interested in making a pretty cake.

>>8481682
oh, look! a sequel!

>>8481644
Look. You either have a chocolate pasty, or some sort of pork product. YOU DO NOT HAVE BOTH AT THE SAME GODDAMN TIME FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

>>8480973
I ate this and felt like my veins were filled with sludge for a week.

I wouldn't recommend it.

>>8481713

Agreed.
Pork is good. Chocolate is good. Pork and chocolate, not good.

Jesus, this shit is DISGUSTING. What the hell is wrong with you?

>>8481713
thats what YOU think!

>>8481742
You have not had the proper chili chocolate pork mix have you?

>>8481510
What? No interest in Golden Neckbeard cake? >>8480939

i want to make these

>>8481749
Wrong? If this is wrong I don't want to be right.

>>8481749
Meatbread is /tg/'s oldest troll. Guys like me respond to these threads because they are like trainwrecks, we cannot help but look...and post.

>>8481751
So good!

>>8481754

Thankfully, no.

>>8481713
>>8481742
I'm pretty sure that pork with chocolate is a traditional French recipe.

have a sandvich!

ITT: culinary debate between faggots and people who enjoy fun and adventure

>>8481803

Oh my god. It's full of sausage...

trying to cut back on your weight? have a BLT!

>>8481782
love that shit

salty

>>8481751
I like how that package has sugarfree on it. Like that actually matters worth a good goddamn.

>>8481782
Oh god I love that shit.

>>8481775
looks easily duable, think it is a boiled egg wrapped in summer sausage deepfried

>pork and chocolate not good together

Clearly you have never had Pig Lickers before. A staple in state fairs across America.

here on /trapguys/, we all love sausage! right?

>>8481775
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Scotch+Egg/

>>8481807
Funny, i didn't know faggots actually meant people who have actual functioning tastebuds.

>>8481824
Jesus, you people can't even get one of the simpler sandwiches right.

>>8481828
I love how much of a faggot trollbait you are, gives great hope for /tg/. Can't you play along?

>>8481775
Are you going to use ostrich eggs? No? Why are you on /tg/?

>>8481864
Why would i play along with this thread exactly? This stuff sucks, and people who eat it are fucking retards.

>>8481876

Now I may be wrong, but I thought ostrich eggs were somewhat untasty.

>>8481887
just for you. <3

>>8481887

>I HATE FUN AND DISGUISE IT WITH THE PRETENSE OF "JUST HAVING GOOD TASTE"

>>8481856
obvious troll is obvious

>>8481897
According to the blog I ripped that picture from, it tastes pretty much like a normal egg.

>>8481887
>me no play along, me be troll bait urrrrhurhurhurhur

>Traditional games
>Can't roleplay

Please get the fuck out of here.

A lot of this would probably be tasty, if it wasn't done so incredibly over-the-top.

>>8481913

Wow, that's actually pretty clever.

this thread has gone far too long without the original.

the woven bacon actually looks pretty damn immaculate

>>8481955
A nice Shiraz goes great with meatbread.

meatloaf, /tg/ style!

>>8481944

But being over the top is part of the fun!

Plus, a lot of people look at these dishes and think OMG INSTANT DEATH, but they miss the fact that these are all party foods, meant to be shared among a bunch of people. My family made a Bacon Explosion as an appetizer last Thanksgiving, and you know what? Split that loaf among 12 people and it's a totally reasonable amount of meat and spices for anyone.

>>8481978
Is that marbled liquid stuff cheese or egg?

>>8481920
So pretending to eat these things is fun now? You have one hell of a weird definition of fun.

>>8481913
That's actually not that bad as far as i can tell. A small serving of that would be not much different from regular spaghetti. I'm more of a fan of various shell pastas though. Thanks all the same!

>>8481938
See above, faggot.

>>8481999
cheese.

>>8482001
>See above, faggot

U MAD?

this is really just kind of sad

>>8482054
You're just jealous.

>>8482001
Disregard this i suck cocks!

Do you have the recipe for the rainbow cake?

>>8482070
I too desire the forbidden knowledge of the rainbow cake

>>8482064
How in the fuck would anyone be jealous of this exactly?

>>8482065
How very droll. I am shellshocked by your astounding wit and cleverness good sir.

>>8482070
First result on google.

>>8482001
>HURR HURR I DON LIKE I COMPLAIN I BUTTHURT DURR HURR HURR

>>8482070
http://www.omnomicon.com/rainbowcake
knock yourself out.

>>8482101
Ooooo

Green text!

>>8482100 derp a derp thanks gonna be an awesome birthday tommorow

weird didnt mean to make it green text

>>8482070
>>8482081

I'm not certain, but I'm pretty sure that the way you make the rainbow cake is by splitting the batter into several bowls and coloring each one seperately. Then, you pour in your first color, pop it in the freezer and wait until it's solid-ish, then pour in your second color. Repeat until you have a full cake, then bake it normally.

In order for this to work, you may have to mix Jello into the batter, I just don't know for sure.

called it on the jello mix

>>8482054

Well, you make me kinda sad, since all the fun and romance seems to have died from your heart.

Inb4 the snappy comeback about my entire heart dying really soon, it's just too obvious.

I, the primary poster of food pics, have run dry. anyone care to take up the mantle?

>>8482114
>Extremely butthurt ultrafaggot fatass, pretending he is healthy, just so he can be a special snowflake on top of the icing that is /tg/

Any other things missing besides bacon ice cream in this thread?

>>8482219
POST IT FOR FUCKS SAKE DAMMIT!

exiled from
>>>/ck/
eh boys?

>>8482114
Why are you even on /tg/

You dont even belong here faggot

>>8482198
I'd rather have fun and romance with a hooker then any of this crap.

>>8482214
It's not about being healthy. It's about not being a disgusting glutton.

IF YOU WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT HEALTH THEN GO HERE

>>>/fit/

Otherwise SHUT THE FUCK UP and let people be their own judge for what they put in their own bodies.

>>8482357
>not about being healthy is about being a faggot who wants to tell other people what and how to eat

Cool story tyrant

the Luther burger.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_burger

>>8482445
So, Bacon-Beef burger with deep-fried cheese and chocolate.

I'll say it again, you people are disgusting and gross.

>>8482519
you missed a vital point.

the bun is a crispy kreme donut.

>>8482547
Oh yes, i forgot the bonus disgusting pig points for the sugary cream. Thanks for reminding me.

>>8482570
you're just jealous.

>>8482519
Also, there is no chocolate in this.

>>8482519
Who are you to judge

>>8482602
that is true. it needs chocolate.

>>8482570
>BAWWW, MOMMY WON'T LET ME NEAR THE OVEN, LET ALONE COOK ANYTHING FOR MYSELF.

Go fuck yourself you whinny little cunt. Go to /ck/ if you want to piss and moan about what people want to cook.

No.

You see, i have normal tastes, that means i'll have a chocolate doughnut at breakfast and sandwich or salad for lunch, and then a few Burgers for dinner.

I do not eat all of these things at once because i am not a disgusting hog wearing a human disguise.

>>8482778
Please stop denigrating homosexuals by comparing us to PointMan

>>8482705
Oh noes, i am wounded to the quick! D:

>>8482778
You should at least have tried some sort fancy scheme or trick to get my tripcode. You know, like you did with LogicNinja.

>>8482778
your anger far outstrips your ability to impersonate tripfags, "massive faggot"

>>8482832
>>8482778
samefag, I think. I must admit it was clever.

My heart hurts just looking at this "food". If I ever contract a lethal disease, I'll make sure to try some of this.

HAY GUIEZ, ANYONE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY SAGEFAGGING? ANYONE???? D:

>>8482928
Well, you obviously care. You wouldn't be bothering with this silly crap if you didn't. Or perhaps you think you'll get a rise out of me due to your childish, idiotic antics. What you don't realize is that the food in this thread has trolled me far better then you ever will.

>>8482832
>>8482706
>>8482570
>>8482519

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls. Also, donought-burgers. This is a good thread.

>>8482969
Humans don't let humans tripfag. Drop it or die.

>>8482969
Why are you still here PointMan, do us all a favor and leave /tg/ FOREVER. Everyone hates you.

>>8483011
As a matter of fact, yes i am mad. This thread is a waste of perfectly good food. It did give me a pitiful impersonator to laugh at though, so it wasn't all bad.

>>8482969

>>8483064

>>8483069

Pointman is a dick, but Pointman impersonator is a 'tard.

Fuck yeah this thread.
>>8482303
How do I make this? It look awesome.

OH YES /TG/, ABUSE ME MORE. HATE ME!

I CAN TAKE ANYTHING YOU SHOVE UP THERE. DICE, LAND RAIDERS, BOOSTER BOXES, ELDAR CRAFTWORLDS, THE EYE OF TERROR. I HAVE SHOVED AND WILL SHOVE ANYTHING UP MY MASSIVE, GAPING ASS.

>>8483170
goatse, is that you?

>>8483170
>ELDAR CRAFTWORLDS
...How?

>>8483064
>admitting he is mad

QUICKLY EVERYONE, POST AS MUCH 'U MAD' PICTURES AS YOU CAN

i made some meatbread sunday.


consisted of biscuit dough for a crust, ground beef, onions, bacon, ham, pepperonis, few hot dogs, and chedder cheese on the inside, and more biscuit dough on the top.

BEST FOOD EVER it was fucking delicious

>>8483170
Better that you clog the thread with this stuff then more pictures of fa/tg/uy's culinary "talents" wind up on here.

>>8483219
OH PLEASE DO SO I BEG OF YOU MY FRIEND!

>>8483219

Less faggotry, more food

>>8483306
Really? Sound awesome.

>>8483369Bread and wine

I approve good sir, and so does jesus.

>>8481213

>>8483369
>RAND
>REPEATEDLY

>>8483306
fuck you, now I'm really hungry. goddammit.

>>8483376
dude, i ate that thing in like five minutes flat. took two cans of biscuit dough though. next time i will use three because it wasn't completely covered.

>>8483410
Oh i can't cook all that well either. But i know not to make things like this. Which frankly makes me smarter then all the faggots who actually like to eat the crap that has been displayed in this thread so far.

>>8483418

My first college roommate was obsessed with Rand, to the point of buying all her books.

All I did was play Bioshock.

He was odd.

>>8483369
Christ White Zinfindel? Arbor Mist? I threw up a little in my mouth. Stuff's terrible.

semi-related

>>8483449
So... you can't cook... Yet you're bitching about what other people decide to cook for themselves? AND you're impressed by anons drinking cheap wine and eating sliced bread in front of a computer?

GEE, I GUESS YOU HAVE THESE GUYS BEAT LOL.

Jut by reading this thread my arteries have strengthened to the point where they can stop bullets. I thank you, /tg/.

>>8483507
Actually, i am saying that people who eat things like the stuff in this thread are disgusting. It's not a matter of superiority---well actually, it is. But it shouldn't be. You faggots should know better then to eat this god awful shit.

You don't. So i come in this thread to laugh at you stupid fuckers.

>>8483441
That was quick...

>>8483527
It's just too bad they no longer allow blood flow.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

I swear to god half of this thread looks like the insides of nurgle.

HUNGRY

>>8483550
My Opinion > Your Opinion

>>8483632
It's not so much my opinion as it is every sensible persons opinion versus the opinions of disgusting idiots who do not understand that their is more to food then fat grease lard cheese chocolate candy and sugar.

>>8483631

Zerg rush the Protoss!

They require moar pielons.

>>8483559
lucky timing

>>8483679

>Posting about common sense
>Thinks he is majority of the world
>Posting about disgusting shit
>Posting on 4chan

AH MY BRAIN IT HURTS... THE STUPIDITY IS INFILTRATING MY BRAIN AGSHADGSSHDSGDHSAJGSDHDGJDG...

...

Hello, all you pig disgusting, American, lard loving, capitalistic pigdogs, I am enjoying my HEALTHY meal composing of 1. Rabbit shit and 2. My own SUPERIOR sperm, as it contains superior nutrients. I must be serious because 4chan is serious business. Go choke on PIGDOG cock you filthy americans!

>>8483962
You are seriously defending the crap that has been posted in this thread. What's more, you think that i am not an american for some reason.

You = retard.

Me = very smart person with a gigantic penis.

>>8483631
HUNGARY

>>8484062
BULGARIA

>>8483679
There's also more to punctuation then periods and capitalization. Not that your single core processor of a brain can handle grade school English and being a massive egotistical fuck.

Besides, if you're so great, what the fuck are you doing on /tg/, let alone 4chan? And don't try to pull the whole "I AM SUPERIOR SO I COME TO HERE TO LAUGH AT YOU", because if that is honestly the case... Well you're a sad, lonely son of a bitch who probably has less friends in real life than Chris-chan.

HAY GUIEZ, I TOTALLY AM SMARTER THAN U AND I HAVE A BIGGER PENIS. I WON'T PROVE IT OR EVEN GIVE YOU A REALISTIC SIZE BUT ITS TRUE, BELIEVE ME!

>>8484087
Awww insults again, aren't you just so precious! :>)

My main reason for still being in this thread is to help it along the merry path to autosage.

Also, i hate the food you faggots like and i am sick and tired of these godawful threads.

>>8484054
>Internet toughguy failing hard to defend his ego.

HAHA, OH WOW!

PointMan = butthurt or brilliantly successful counter troll?

>>8484133
Too fucking bad? What are you going to do when you see someone eating food you don't like, or listening to music you don't like in real life? Are you going to piss and moan too? Did mommy and daddy spoil their little baby too much? I'm pretty sure they're not going to give a shit, much like here.

Sorry, you don't like it, hide the thread and get on with whatever sad excuse you have for a life.

>>8484189
>>8484133

>>8484189
A fair bit of both honestly.

>>8484196
This isn't real life, and i have no reason to spare your tender feelings you disgusting fuck. So you can kiss my arrogant ass.

>>8484189

>PointMan = butthurt pretending to be brilliantly successful counter troll?

Fix'd for what is going to happen.

Also PointMan is just a faggot who thinks he is the main man of /tg/, honestly he can't change shit.

>"Durr I am sick of all this D&D shit, stop it faggots. LOL I am so witty and cool and you are just a giant faggot who doesn't have my views on society thus are a stupid ignorant pig"

>>8484232
Oh, I was wrong. He already posted that he is butthurt pretending to countertroll. How fucking bland and generic, can't you just admit your massive asspain?

>>8484241
What? What the fuck does D&D have to do with all of this?

>>8484232
CRIKEY! Watch as he retaliates with anger compared to a somewhat well structured post. This signifies that the creature is getting frustrated at its own shortcomings in the thread. This sort of post implies that he's something of importance, though in actuality, its really a clever disguise. What will happen next? Tune in and find out!

>>8484263
It is an example you moron. God you really are that stupid aren't you?

>>8484279
Actually, i'm very clever. This thread is no longer about disgusting food, is it?

>>8484294
No you're not.

Pic related. Looks disgustingly awesome. Must try.

>>8484306
Dude, shut up, you are just making PointMan look better. Leave this to us.

>>8484412
I already look better you imbecilic little peon. Why? Because i don't eat the "food" in this thread, that's why.

>>8484432
Yes comrade! He is a capitalist pigdog, a stupid american swine. Let us eat the most nutritious food out there! Animal droppings, because I believe it is healthy, because american pigdogs don't eat it. Stupid american pigdogs, trying to fool us on nutrition.

>>8484432
And anyone here gives two shits why? Go to /b/, I'm sure they're in dire need of your "intelligence".

Pic related to thread. Smothered in chipolte mayo, deep fried, and comes with said mayo for dipping. Looks good.

>>8484536
If by good you actually mean: "disgusting, gross, and not something people with taste eat" then you are correct, and i am happy we agree on something.

>>8484336
What's in there?

Urrgh. I am a gigantic lardass and enthusiastic consumer of greasy meat byproducts, and this thread still turns my stomach.

>>8484571
Death to the american pigdogs!

>>8484605
>>8484571
Samefaging is cool bro.

>>8484577
Double bacon cheeseburger from what I know. Sure as hell sounds good.

>>8484605
Oh, hey there, PointMan!

Oh god, /tg/, look how this cute tripfag is trying to shit up a thread.
Now, you know what this tripfag is good for, and what's his opinion worth.

>>8484649
Cool. Gotta try cooking that.

"Ham, scrambled eggs and onions over a bed of homefries topped with sausage gravy, bacon, cheddar and Jack cheese!"

Godamn I could wake up to that in the morning.

>>8484649
You know, the one time i tried that i fucked it up. I left my name and tripcode on. I never tried that again. What's funny is that nobody ever called me on it.

Also, either bacon or burger, not both. This has been a message from those members of the U.S populace that still posses functioning brains. Thank you and good night!

I wish to try OP pic. It's okay to have stuff like this once in a while, it's not like you're stuffing yourself with MEAT MEAT MEAT every fucking day. The butthurt and trolling in this thread hurts so much.

>>8484791
Oh noes i made a typo. That means it's okay to eat this shit. HUURR DURRR

>>8484688
I now have a list of thing I need to cook.

Damn you /tg/. Damn you.

>>8484720
GEE, THANKS OH GREAT AMERIKANER DICTATOR, HOW CAN WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ENLIGHTENING AND ILLUSTRIOUS POSTS THAT HAD NO EXAMPLES OF MEALS WE SHOULD EAT INSTEAD. GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE.

Now for something we care about: "Bacon horn stuffed with 20 hot italian sausages, 1 pound of scrapple, 4 pork chops, 1 black pudding sausage and 1 white pudding sausage, pepperoni and salami." Godamn, that would be awesome for a party.

>>8484791
Of course he joke comrade! He was just showing how stupid americans are. Obviously no americans possess brains, they are puppets to pigdog capitalist leaders.

>>8484826
That would fit for a sport party or something.
>>8484828
Hahaha I lol'd.

>>8482445
>Mulligan's, a suburban bar in Decatur, Georgia, serves the Luther Burger in addition to their "hamdog", a hotdog which is wrapped in a beef patty and deep-fried.

>>8484853
Thank you, comrade! It is great to laugh at americans, no?

>>8484846
It's called being tired.
Also, insulting me when you still refuse to accept the simple fact that this garbage you call food is absolutely terrible makes you quite pathetic.

>>8484824
Welcome to the club man.

Another favorite of mine that I'd make out of my parents leftovers. Just bake a couple of good potatoes(Larger the better), bake them like normal. Grab some chili, some bacon bits, sour cream, chives, cheese, and whatever else you really like in there, and mix in said chili. Not a special recipe, but it makes a good meal out of extra food you have.

>>8484876
Indeed, Comrade!

>>8484877
You do not eat? Food is essential, ESSENTIAL to humans, though you wouldn't know or need food after all piles of shit don't eat do they?

>>8484877
Isn't it past your bedtime little boy? Don't want to be late for school.

"1/2 pound beef patty, muenster cheese, 7 pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and a housemade honey hickory BBQ sauce on a kaiser roll." They had me at muenster cheese. That shake would wash it down nicely too.

>>8484941
That's... DELICIOUS

>>8484902
Oh i eat. I just don't eat the garbage displayed in this thread. Sorry you couldn't catch my obvious sarcasm without quotation marks though. I'll need to remember to be more clear in the future to avoid confusing "special" individuals such as yourself.

I am an American, and I disapprove of the asshole in this thread.

>>8484876
>>8484895
Blowout soon, comrades!

>>8484982
I am also American, and i disapprove of all the terrible "food" in this thread.

If we keep posting, and he doesn't go to bed... Maybe his mom will ground the little bastard.

"Three balls of vanilla ice cream atop a 4 inch thick chocolate brownie, covered in hot fudge sauce, whipped cream and topped with a cherry." Fuck yes do want so badly.

>>8485004
>>8484993
Seriously? You're too obvious of a samefag. Try harder next time.

>>8484720
Bacon hamburgers are too extreme for you? Up until now I thought you were just some health food fag, but now I'm convinced of 100% troll.

>>8484989
Oh really, Comrade? When?
>>8485004
It should be obvious by now that we don't care.
>>8485038
Would make a nice dessert.

I like how PointMan thinks that we actually eat these things and that this thread is serious. Naive? Oh yes indeed.

This thread makes my mouth water. Fuck you, /tg/.

"A base of cornflakes, butter, sugar and melted Mars Bars covered with melted Cadbury Milk Chocolate and baked."

>>8485085
No, he really is that stupid. He is also butthurt. When he gets told off he pretends he is a troll, a common failure of a strategy.

>>8485122
Some of us yes, some no. It's all the spice of life. I made a scaled down version of the pizza burger a while back and it was awesome. Some things like the Lutherburger is just wut.

Not sure if want: "Bacon-wrapped Totino’s Pizza Rolls."

>>8485196
If it doesn't taste like grease is pouring out, and actually taste good, I would eat it, no matter how bad it looks.

>>8485089
Now.

>>8484993
That one is actually not that bad. Seem like a fairly high-class hamburger to me.

>>8485150
Holy shit! That looks, so good.

"Poutine (fries, cheese & brown gravy) cooked inside a calzone and deep fried." Want. Do fucking want.

>>8485220
MEDVEDEV HELP ME
>>8485122
Don't ruin it for him. I want to see more of his comments.
>>8485150
Almost Perfect for a Valentine gift.
>>8485196
Are there anything inside those Bacon?

>>8485150
Oh god, DO WANT

>>8485196
Luther burgers are actually quite tasty. I made one once, and the sweetness is actually a nice touch. I would not want to eat them regularly, though.

>>8485220
Putin+hair=RASputin

hair=ras in russian?

>>8485279
No, it's "volosy"

>>8485122
Oh some of you do, i am sure of that. For this reason, you are pitiful and pathetic in ways that the average person on this site is not.

>>8485261
Pizza rolls. If you don't know what they are, they're pretty much like little rectangles filled with pizza sauce like sauce, peperoni, and cheese. Good stuff man. http://www.pillsbury.com/products/pizza/frozen/Totinos-Pizza-Rolls-Snacks.htm

Here's a good winter treat. "Chicken, tomato sauce, butter and cream cheese served inside of a baked potato."

>>8485335
Thanks!

>>8485220
Holy fuck... MIND=BLOWN.

Ignore the troll/attention whore/whatever. This is more important: Bacon & Chicken Narwhal

>>8485330
>you are pitiful and pathetic in ways that the average person on this site is not.
>4chan
>more pitiful than a user of /b/

Get back to your den of randumb, faggot.

Bacon-wrapped hot dog topped with a pork sausage cheese dip and diced jalepenos

>>8485471
Look like a normal hotdog with topping.

>>8485472
>Posted 12 minutes from this post.
>Last post bitching about food was 33 minutes from this post.
>Hourly reminder.

You must be new to the concept of time.

Behold! THE MEAT BABY

>>8485471
Someone does not know traditional food.

>>8485522
Holy Mary Mother of God.

I see everyone has been browsing thisiswhyyourefat.com

Very nice, very nice indeed.

>>8485519
I wasn't actually keeping track of the time. I was just being a prick to people who think this terrible garbage has any place on /tg/.

/tg/ does not mean meatbread.

>>8485524
>kaesspaetzle
>Traditional food

Sorry, I'm not German. Nice try though PointMan, A for effort, 0/10 for effect.

>>8485522
Holy fuck. Got anymore pictures?

Is it weird that all of this food just reminds me how badly I want to get laid.

>>8485587
Sadly, no.

>>8485585
And every once in a while, /tg/ needs a break. :P

>>8485522
M-MEAT BATMAN!

>>8485585
....you must have very bland gaming groups if you've never had a Gamer Potluck.

>>8485565
It's relevant to the thread, so why not?

Corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese and Russian dressing encased in bread crumbs battered and deep fried.

>>8485648
>>8485648

I now have an erection. Let us have tea party cupcakes to celebrate.

>>8485676
motherofgod.jpg

>>8485676

>>8485648
sounds like magic, tasty magic

>>8485676

Am I gonna have to hijack another fucking thread with cupcakes? That was too much work.

>>8485585
I made meatbread for D&D once.

I also made a creation of my own -- chicken, bacon, cream cheese, garlic, and caramelized onions in little crescent roll dough cups I cut out and baked in a mini cupcake pan. Bite size and convenient. And they were both big hits.

Neither one is healthy by any means, but it's not as if you're eating things like that on a regular basis.

Last post for tonight comrades(Would not eat even if life depended on it)! Goodnight and may your rolls always be natural 20s.

"Leftover turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, corn, cranberry sauce, mac & cheese, spinich balls, puerto rican rice, brussel sprouts, pearl onions, bacon, white castle hamburgers and ravioli inside a foot long bun."

Coconut and cherry flavoured cupcakes.

If only sperm tasted like this. The human race would be so fucking content. Awwwwwwwwwww yeah

>>8485794
Good Night comrade! (It's 11 AM here)

meatloaf cupcake with mashed potato frosting? Win?

Damn, I really want to try some of this food. If only I could make one bite's worth of everything.

People should try meatbread though. It's essentially identical to a russian dish called kulebyaka. And kulebyaka is damn good eats.

'White' cake with merengue frosting.

Mmm

>>8485856
My god.

Screw it, I'm making those instead the next time I make meatloaf.

lol o hay guise

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL IN EXISTENCE

Anyone else craving this?

I don't really get the rage in this thread. All eating stuff like this means is you run longer that night.

I had a donut burger once at a baseball stadium near where I live. It was interesting. The bun was a bit soft but overall the sweetness of it went really nicely with the bacon, and a burger with muenster on it is delicious no matter how you fuck with it.

You guys these are just unhealthy for you.

>>8485903
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU COOK
>>8485925
What's in it?

I lol at the person claiming to be so much better than everyone in this thread just sitting and waiting for someone to refer to him so he can get a little attention.

>>8485903
What the hell happened here? How can someone fuck up a pizza?

>>8485936
Don't mind the raeger. He's clearly on his period.

>>8485951
It's just a philly cheese steak, and right now I would rape a child for one.

Meatloaf CAKE.
You must eat it.

>>8485925

Eh. Pass. I hate bell peppers.
Now, if we made that jalapenos or serranos, then you might have an interesting sandwich.

>>8485999
I eat bell peppers with ranch dressing for pure deliciousness. :D

But I agree, jalapenos would make it about a thousand times more delicious.

Best. Cupcakes. Ever.

>>8486019

>>8485903
I laugh at this american pigdog. He don't use plate. Must only use american products...

>>8486088
.....lmao. You aren't the first to give me that look.

A friend of mine made this omelette du fromage with some pot a few weeks ago.

Then made waffles and then washed it down with a glass of whollllle milk.

Fuck this thread man. Because if you guys, I'm currently browning onions while I chop up jalapenos for my philly cheesesteak. Sadly, all I could find was skirt steak -- not hte right cut, but oh well...but I DO have cheese wiz.

This is going to be delicious (and I kept the seeds in the jalapenos, everything's better with some heat).

>>8486142
How the fuck are you chopping jalapenos while typing?
ARE YOU AN OCTOPUS? That's fuckin' scary.

Unffff. this food is making me ravenous.

>>8486166

Bah, you caught me in my deception. I actually stopped cutting to type that out.

These fucking onions are taking forever...BROWN GODDAMNIT.

>>8486191

Same. I'm making chili cheese dip because of this thread. Thank fuck I have fritos scoops.

>>8486199
Don't stir them so often, add some olive oil, cover them up. :D

God. I don't have the means to make a philly cheese steak right now, damnit! I envy you, good sir.

Well, thanks to this thread, I am now making chicken alfredo. THAT WASN'T EVEN IN THE GODDAMN THREAD.