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>>8846746 this

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>>8846723

This

>>8846723

ALPHA LEGION IT IS.

AS YOU STAND ABOARD YOUR STRIKE CRUISER, "MALORIS' FURY", SURVEYING THE PLANET BELOW, YOU CAN SENSE A PRESENCE ENTER YOUR INNER SANCTUM.

"My lord," Fal says, bowing from the waist up, "You have a visitor." Fal was one of your childhood friends, and is now one of your most senior veterans, the Captain of the First Company, known as the Fire Striders. Stepping aside, you can see a figure, only slightly taller than the average marine, enter. Alpharius, Primarch of the Alpha Legion, strides into the room, nodding at Fal.

How funny would it be if we accidentally got paired with Thousand Sons? We're the null marines. Drive em fucking nuts.

>>8846837
Alpha legion. Shit- check to make sure that our legion hasn't been replaced with alpha legion troops in disguise. Better also make sure we are not alpharius in disguise.

Greet him nicely, and perhaps crack a joke about how much of a dick Robute is.

What's a null?

ASK HIM WHY HE HAS SO FEW VICTORIES COMPARED TO EVERYONE ELSE

>>8846907
A pariah, psychic blank, soulless abomination who makes ordinary people's skin crawl to be around, etc.

We can learn some wicked ambush tactics from Alpharius. Listen to his plans. They'll be interesting oh ho.

Be chill with him, and say you can use this time to get ta know him better, being as you haven't spent much time with him.

Also check that you aren't Alpharius.

>>8846929
So wait, how are we a null?

>>8846837
So, little brother, how does it feel to know that you'll never measure up to the GLORIOUS VICTORIES OF THE ULTRAMARI--

...Just kidding, 'sup?

Ask him if he's ashamed that he is not an Ultramarine.

Give him the traditional 'Respec' knuks' greeting of our people.

attack him to check his readiness to defend against surprises

>>8846903

He grins thinly as he strides up to join you looking out at the planet below. Having only been recovered relatively recently, Alpharius is still getting the hang of being in charge of a Legion of tens of thousands of men.

"Well, brother," He begins, not taking his eyes off of the planet below, "We seem to have run into a bit of a... Problem on the planet's surface. The enemy is dug in deep, and none of my Legion's Marines have been able to infiltrate behind their lines. This is an unusually cunning foe, and I'm beginning to suspect that their cunning isn't entirely natural."

We're both young legions, discovered relatively late in the crusade. We should get along swimmingly.

"Greetings . . . brother."

>>8846837
>only slightly taller than the average marine, enter.

Wait, what? Was Alpharius a shorty?

>>8846987
AIR DROP RIGHT ON FUCKING TOP OF ENEMY POSITIONS

>>8846987
good thing we're both cunning bastards then. So what details do we have about the foe?

>>8846987
I'LL FUCK THEM UP FROM THE FRONT AND THEN YOU SNEAK IN FROM BEHIND AND FUCK THEM UP SOME MORE

>>8847002

Both Alpharius and Omegon were pretty diminutive for Primarchs, yeah.

>>8846949

Emps and Chaos Gods are silly.

>>8847002
As much as it pains me to think about Legion, iirc A+O's first company captain was taller than them.

so yes.

>>8846987

What do you think gives them their unnatural cunning, brother?

>>8846987

'Do you think it's an Artifical intelligence? I doubt any alien would aid these people.'

>>8847013

"They are very advanced technologically, employing stealth remarkably well, with very efficient killing blows and weapons with an incredible rate of fire. However, we have reason to believe that they're using warp-based technology."

As we have learned from the Horus Heresy books, it is customary to just drop the fuck on the planet, with no gameplan at all, scream FER DE EMPRAH and mosh every fucker in sight. However, we should probably not be doing that.

"What do we know about the enemy and the planet, brother? And what do you mean, unnatural? Because if they're fucking Psykers..." *grin*

>>8847059
Clearly the solution is nulls in drop pods. Everywhere.

>>8847030
Huh. Anyway
>>8846837
Greet him in a manner appropriate for Primarchs and Brothers under the Emperor.

Brofist.

>>8847059

How exactly does this warp-technology work, brother?

drop drop pods everywhere

>>8847059
Any there any areas we can cut off from their main defenses and take? This could get us some useful intel as well as starting to damage enemy forces

>>8847059

If it is warp based, it must surely be generated by something large, something we can send a strike-team to.

>>8847089

Alpharius rubs his chin, apparently thinking. "Well, keep in mind that, at the moment, this is all just conjecture, but several of their ordnance weapons have displayed capabilities that they shouldn't be able to - Unnatural aim, tracking capability, that sort of thing. Additionally, it would go a long way towards explaining how they manage to anticipate our every move."

Have you already captured some of their technology and set the Magoi on it? Otherwise that's the first we should do.

>>8847130

Future psychic powers? I'll null bomb them.

>>8847130

No infiltrating, no long-range shoot out...very grim. A typical landing will not suffice either. Perhaps a diversionary force need be deployed?

What if we're fighting a planet similar to modern earth and the stuff Alpharius is talking about is just high-quality smart bombs and gunships?

>>8847186

THEN WE SHALL SMITE THEM!

The powers of our Desert Wolf null marines are still to be established. Perhaps we can project some kind of null field over areas, disabling psychic and warp based equipment.

"We will cast our web like the Spider, Alpharius. Your men will be the Spider, mine shall be the Web.

If my men concentrate their power in small groups, they can direct the Null field to the enemy's positions. My training has seen to that. We can only sustain it for a short amount of time, a few minutes, and we will need concentration. That is when your men will strike. This way, we should be able to test your hypothesis with the Warp based weapons. I'm sure your intelligence on enemy positions is flawless and will give us the perfect place to strike."

>>8847181

Alpharius raises an eyebrow at you. "What, use some of your spider cavalry to strike fear into their hearts?"

We should coordinate with Alpharius and set up an ambush of these technoheretics.

>>8847227
>>8847229
Null Field Mind!

>>8847231

I will strike a diversion, use it to gather intel.

>>8847285

Sounds good. But also, where'd be a good place to land it?

The astropaths on our ships must hate us.

>>8847316

We oft give them the Emperor's Holy swirly's.

"Oh, and my men drove one of your Navigators insane by accident. Sorry for that, she just...Psykers, y'know..."

>>8847231

WE SHALL LAND ON THEIR ORDANCE BATTERIES. IF THEY ARE WARP-POWERED, THEIR WORKINGS SHALL FUCKETH UP!

>>8847316
And Magnus keeps making these really flimsy excuses not to show up at family functions we're invited to.

>>8847229

Just a head's up, not ALL your men are Nulls, just an unusually high percentage of them. And what are you going to call your Nulls, anyway? Psykers become Librarians, and Nulls become...?

>>8847285

Alpharius pulls a map out of a compartment in his power armor, and hands it to you. It appears to be a map of the planet's capital. "We suspect that whatever is powering their warp weaponry is beneath the city. They have anti-aircraft weaponry, so a direct descent into the city proper is incredibly risky. On the other hand, their defenses around the city's perimeter are formidable."

>>8847368
Dunno for now.
Later our nulls can be Chaplains, as their powers don't interfer with the Emprah's might (I hope)

>>8847368
Why not pop the city from orbit, then clean up the rest of the planet?

Do spiders tunnel? If so, do cybernetic super spiders tunnel well enough to undermine (dohoho) their fortifications?

>>8847368

They will expect a decent into the city itself if we're coming in from orbit. Better to crack at one focal point and draw the rest of the perimeter defences to it, allowing for you to infiltrate gaps better.

>>8847414
We want it.

Nulls become Silencers (for they silence the warp, you see)

>>8847368
Daemonshields.

>>8847433
We want the world as a whole, but a clean strike on the capital shouldn't do too much lasting environmental damage, and if their defenses are powered there then it will be easy to take the world afterwards

>>8847436
I like it!

>>8847441
No, that'd be confusing. Are they daemon shields, or do they shield from daemons? "Guardians" are simpler.

>>8847368

Call our nulls "Venoms."

>>8847453
Good reasons, Ask Alpharius why we can't simply wipe the offending capitol off of their maps?

>>8847468
Anyway, this is pre-Heresy, Emps is still officially pretending daemons don't exist.

I like Silencers.

If their weaponry is warp-based, could we try and get in close with our null units to take them down?

>>8847453
>>8847414

Alpharius shakes his head in frustration. "We've launched a few heavy weapons from orbit to see what would happen, but they all detonate just before coming within range of the city. We're not sure whether it's some advanced form of technology or sorcery, but no matter what we toss at them, the weapons don't make it to the target. In addition, the Adeptus Mechanicus is making it quite clear that they want a look at these people's technology."

>>8847508

Well then, go for >>8847424's plan then.

>>8847508
How about
>>8847115
Look for an isolated area that we can take(Maybe drop some decoys to distract the enemy while we do so). then we can study their tech and have some prisoners to interrogate

>>8847524

Also, do spider's dig?

>>8847563
There are spiders that dig.

>>8847563

Alpharius shrugs. "With all the things you've been able to augment those warbeasts of yours to do? I'd be surprised if there weren't a tunneling apparatus lying in the cargo hold somewhere just waiting to be hooked up to something."

Guys, where's the rush? Let's look at supply lines and the like we can cut off, maybe other areas we could take.

Then again, I don't think Alpharius enjoys sieges. Damn surgeon's touch.

>>8847508
If they don't have any ground-penetrating radar or sonar, we could perhaps tunnel under their fortifications?
Perferably we would test this using Silencers, since they won't be able to find them via warp-signature.

>>8847563
Do we have a cyborg spider tunneling squad? Because if we don't we should get right on that.

>>8847602
Only a handful of course, and I'm sure if they do collapse the test tunnel that we'll be able to recover the marines anyway.

>>8847593

Indeed we do! So I shall strike one sector with one, and as defences rush to us, we shall strike combined with the other, to get to the TRUE heart of it all!

>>8847602

If we did that, then it'd have to be an elite team of them, including us. 5, maybe 6.

>>8847651
Let's do it!

>>8847620

Your brother puts a hand on your shoulder as you examine the map. "Whatever plan you concoct, there's going to be an added layer of difficulty implementing it. If my theory is correct, and they are using some sort of sorcery to anticipate our movements, then we're going to need a way to nullify that. Thankfully, I already have a plan for that." He says, grinning.

>>8847672

Do tell, o cunning brother.

>>8847662

Sounds fine, but Alphie will need something to do as well. I doubt he'd be happy surrounded by 6 nulls...any more than he currently is, I mean.

>>8847700
We can't bring Alpharius unless we're capable of covering his warp signature. As a Primarch his will be extra-large.

A few ideas for Null names:

Gatekeeper
Purifier
Phalanx

Although Phalanx should be the name for Null teams that work in concert to actually create a field.

>>8847719
The only one which comes close to denoting what Nulls do is Purifier, and at this stage in history the warp hasn't gained a reputation of needing purifying like it does later.
Silencer works

>>8847738
That works

>>8847685

"Well, if they are using warp sorcery to scry on us, then perhaps if a Null is present, the scrying will be blocked, denying them knowledge of our planning - Hence why I'm sharing this with you right now. However, outside of the area of a Null's influence, in all likelihood their scrying methods return to full strength. This means that not a word of whatever plan is hatched can be uttered outside of the influence of a Null... If I'm correct, which I believe I am."

Silencers is definitely the name of our elite null troops.

>>8847716

Well, he has his own plans anyway, I guess.

>>8847759

Hmm. So battlefield silence, eh?

>>8847776

He sighs, nodding. "Unless the Astartes relaying the orders are Nulls, then yes, I would recommend it."

>>8847759
Combining our forces, each team will have one null to prevent the enemy from scrying us.

>>8847759
That's fine, just divide up our nulls and match everyone in command of troops with a null. If we don't have enough nulls, merge squads to larger sizes (fuck you Gulliman)

>>8847759
WHich means that once Alpharius leaves our presence he can leak false information to our enimies!Perfect!

Wait. We arnt Alpharius (I think), so does that mean.....
WE'RE OMEGON?

>>8847794

Alright. Well then it wouldn't do to have a huge battleforce. We'll send a small elite team of Nulls down, along with me. Try and dig at the power source.

>>8847813

Genius!

Use non-Nulls to sow misinformation!

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>>8847813
This.

If we have Alhparius leak false info to the enemies, it would result in massive JUST AS PLANNED.

>>8847844

So we have Alpharius making up a completely difference hugescale battleplan, and them reading all of this move their troops appropriately to counter, leaving a spot for us to land and dig in underdetected, allowing us to get to the powersource.

>>8847844
Plan on a few heavy strikes to draw the enemy forces to those areas, then hit the less defended areas.

>>8847844
>>8847833
>>8847813

Alpharius' grin widens. "That's what I was thinking. When you have your plan decided upon, let me know, and let me know what sort of attack you would like the enemy to anticipate." With that, he pats you on the back, and leaves the room, Fal reentering as the Primarch makes his egress.

Fal! Fal! Get the other nulls in here, you fucker! We've a battle to plan!

>>8847941

Fal bows, grinning. "Yes lord, I'll muster the Silencers right away - How many of us do you require?"

>>8847960
Everyone. You'll be shielding both legions from psyker spies.

Let's work on getting some tunneling equipment. Dig under the city and strike at the juicy heart of all this warp heresy

>>8847960

Eeeeee.....9, making a ten-man unit including me. Oh, but don't bring Hestampus, he's an annoying cunt and he'll dibs the best spider.

Btw Goblin, how canon is this quest going to be? Are we actually changing history, or operating strictly withing the wiped from the records bit?
Of course you may not wish to share that as it could spoil the plot.

>>8847972

He frowns. "I do not think that you'll be able to fit five hundred of us in your quarters, my lord. Where would you have me tell them to assemble?"

>>8847998

Uh... Without spoiling anything, I'm endeavoring to make it as canon as possible. Your role during the heresy is going to be interesting, especially considering that it's more in your hands then mine.

>>8848019
We'll gather in the deployment bay.

I can't wait to see what chaos comes up with to try and tempt a null.

I say you should all do this to the Capital City of the planet.

Saves a mint in resupply fees and puts the population in order right quick.

>>8848019

The airlock.

>>8848043

"Yes lord." He replies, bowing and exiting the room to assemble the SIlencers. Fire Strider walks over to you from out of the shadows, clicking his mandibles together agreeably.

>>8848085
Very unproductive, but I lol'd.

>>8848095
pet firestrider and ask him how he feels about digging

>>8848159

He chitters happily as you pet him, his mechanical leg tapping on the floor.

Hug Firestrider

>>8848187
"We've come a long way, haven't we my old friend?

"Come, let us meet the others in the deployment bay."

>>8848206

As you and Fire Strider exit the room and head to the docking bay, you can't help but think back to the days following the Emperor's arrival. The tribe's fierce farewell, your childhood friends' accompanying you to become Astartes themselves... And, after almost twenty years of absence from the planet, the fateful message that Maloris was on his deathbed, and wished to see you one last time.

>>8848260
I REMEMBER THE FUCK OUT OF THAT LAST TIME.

ECHOING VOICES FADING AND ALL.

>>8848260
AND?!?

>>8848260
FATHER, YOU SHALL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

MANLY TEARS

Do we regard the Emprah as our father since unlike most of the primarchs we actually had a pretty cool childhood?
Or is he our best pal/mentor/what have you.

>>8848289
>>8848293

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>>8848341
I'd go with the second option.

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>>8848363

The boy, looking up and seeing who it was that had come to visit, prostrated himself before you. After quickly dismissing him, you sat at your adoptive father's side, holding his frail hand within one of your massive palms. "Rachnus... Rachnus, is that you?" He wheezed weakly. His skin was an unhealthy gray color, and you could see sores on his skin.

>>8848439

AND WE PUNCHED HIM.

>>8848439
Father.....

>>8848439
"I'm here, pops." Take his hand.

>>8848439
>>8848497

You could see a smile crack upon his face, as his eyes, now no more than white orbs, peered at you blindly. "Rachnus... I can still remember the day you came to me... So small, but already so fierce... They tell me that your children bear the same colors on their armor as the Shan on your chest..." He coughed violently, and you could see some blood mixed in with the spittle.

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>>8848538
Avoid crying

>>8848538
"I've missed you so much....."

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>>8848538
"Yes, they are fine warriors and wear them proudly. I can never thank you enough for the life you gave me... pops..."

Roll to avoid crying

>>8848560
Manly Tears are okay.

>>8848538
"So that our plaet, my home, may always be remembered."

roll 1 vs cry
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Manly tears.

>>8848590
>>8848585
>>8848583
>>8848560

His old, withered hand comes up to your face, stroking your cheek gently. "When you left, I examined the omens, my son. You will accomplish great things in your long life - But darkness lies ahead of you. I could not see past it, but I knew that as it approached, your path would become more difficult. Stay strong, my son - there will come a time when you will have to make a choice more painful than you can imagine. Here..." Painfully, he brings his hand to his throat, and pulls off a thin cord, which has a single, small human finger bone hanging from it. "I want you to have this... It is all that remains of my first son, Tulmak. May his spirit watch over you in the dark times ahead."

>>8848681
Take it.

"Pops... Father... I will treasure this always. You will never be forgotten...

I love you."

>>8848703
FAGGOT

>>8848709

CHERISH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT MOMENT

This will probably be the time when the picture blurs to an image of us holding the bone in front of our face, then putting it back under the armor, hanging on a master crafted neclace +2.

>>8848703
THIS

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>>8848709
WHAT?
THAT MAN RAISED THE FUCK OUT OF US.
OF COURSE WE LOVE HIM.
WITHOUT HIM, WE WOULD NOT BE THE FUCKAWESOME FIST OF HUMANITY THAT WE ARE.
NOT ONLY DO WE LOVE HIM, WE WILL KISS HIS FOREHEAD.

>>8848750
>>8848703

And, with that, he dies quietly. You pay your respects at his burial, and then descend the mountain, taking the thunderhawk back into orbit with a heavy heart, his words forever engraved in your mind.

---

BACK TO THE PRESENT.

You are standing in front of the doors to the docking bay, knowing that inside, soldiers created from your own geneseed and culled from the world you left behind long ago await you, their father, their commander... Their Primarch.

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>>8848777
While I agree with your sentiment thoroughly, kissing his head isn't much like us, as we're much more the hugging type.

we should invite the astropaths down to the docking bay to troll them.

>>8848805
"ALRIGHT YOU BUNCH OF CHUCKLEFUCKS, HERE'S THE PLAN! YOU'RE GONNA TELL OUR BRETHREN THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE ATTACKING HEAD ON.

BUT WHAT'S REALLY GONNA HAPPEN STAYS AMONGST US, GOT IT? WE'RE GONNA TUNNEL OUR WAY UNDER THAT CITY AND FUCK UP THEIR SHIT SO BAD THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO SHOOT A DAMNED THING."

>>8848834

>Implying they don't have it bad enough ferrying your Null-Primarch ass around from world to world

>>8848805
head inside and lay down the plan. Rousing speeches are nice but these are fearless Astartes, and as such have up most confidence in their Primarch.

>>8848865
Good point, well at least they'll enjoy the battle with all the nulls off of the ship.

>>8848872
>>8848862

The men cheer, shouting the chapter's warcry in response.

What is your chapter's warcry, anyway?

>>8848901
I actually figured we were more the sneaky type, and as such wouldn't have one. But it would be fun to have the Silencers screaming a lot.

>>8848901
WWRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>8848901
"Fuck yeah!"

>>8848901
BAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>8848946

I didn't realize your chapter was nothing but Eversors.

>>8848946
But only when appropriate. Cant run around screaming all the time, after all.

>>8848959
we can't all be eversors since null eversors is unfair.

>>8848959
Only give the battle cry when stealth is not neccesary.

>chapter was nothing but Eversors
...
FUCK YES
MAKE IT SO

>>8848983

World Eaters beat you to the punch, I believe.

I mean, you know, minus the explosions.

I can't think of anything, but seriously, let's not have wryyyy and bawooo.

"SURPRISE, FUCKERS!" when we ambush the enemy and tear their shit up.

Into the storms of the desert,
into the fires of war.

COME TO A CONSENSUS ALREADY SO THE QUEST CAN CONTINUE, YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS

>>8849057

This.

>>8849057
that works

FAITH FOR THE FAITH GOD
PSYKERS FOR THE PSYKER THRONE

COLD AS THE NIGHT SANDS

...

SOMETHING SOMETHING I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

>>8849060
This is more like a motto than a war cry.

If anything, our chapter consists of Culexus Assassins. Comparably easy to mistake them for Eversors from afar though.

>>8849057
>>8849081

Double this.

>>8848834
>>8848865
We must have the best fucking astropaths in the Imperium. If we gave them to another chapter, they'd be able to take them straight from one end of the known galaxy to the other and end up exactly where they wanted to go.

>>8849057
SUPRISE, COCKFAGS
>FTFY

>>8849057
>>8849069
>>8849081

"SURPRISE, FUCKERS!" It is then.

The men begin boarding the THunderhawks, preparing for the rough ride to the planet's surface. As you stand and watch them board, Fal approaches, bowing. "My lord, Alpharius awaits you in your Thunderhawk."

>>8849139
TO THE THUNDERHAWK

LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD... so to speak.

Now we're a legion of sneaky super mega death christs.

>>8849181

Fal follows you to your ship, the ramp closing behind the two of you as you enter. Alpharius is already sitting in one of the seats along the wall, strapped in and ready to fly. "Well Rachnus, I assume you have your plan set in motion."

Where did everybody go?

>>8849383
Dunno

Anyways...

"Yes, my friend. We're good to go."

>>8849422

Your brother grins. "Have you decided on what the ruse is to be, then?"

Probably asleep, I've got class in the morning. Care to archive and continue tomorrow?

wait, i thought we were going to make a great deal of noise about a front attack and then stealth it through some spider tunnels... wasnt the the ruse already?

>>8849433
>>8849479
Yeah, it's not really fair to the others if a couple of us take over.

>>8849502
>>8849479

Fair enough, I'll archive it and we can continue on the morrow.

>>8849383
It's one in the morning.Class and work is early, chief. Archive and we can carry on later.

>>8849526
Right-o.

Later, all.