You're dazzled by how amazing you are for 2 rounds.

Limited wish

causes the caster to get charmed towards the original target, rather than the desired effect.

Alter self.

>>9307419

Wish backfires horribly; either "evil genie" type effect or simple reversal of effect.

flaming sphere.

>>9307419
You're not allowed to use the letter "a" in your wish.

Fireball

>>9307452

Your testicles are now on fire

Baleful Polymorph

>>9307462
>>9307452
The fire engulfs friend and foe alike.

Rope Trick

>>9307462

firetriangle. operates as a fireball but spins in a random direction for a random distance before detonating.

color spray.

>>9307462
Your fingers spark and end up igniting your own (cloth item)

Magic Missle

>>9307478

rope explodes into dizzying spaghetti strands, covering area not unlike a web spell (minus sticky effects).

Detect magic.

>>9307496

You detect that someone has just cast detect magic

Irresistible Dance

>>9307490

misses to the worst possible degree (hits a friend, passerby..)
it is a MISSile.

create water.

>>9307429
All your alterations are outlandish; it would be impossible for you to blend in with anyone.

Ta's Hideous Laughter

>>9307490
Uhm...does magic missile even fail?

Otherwise, you happen to think about someone else for a split second and hit them instead.

Mordenkainen's Magical Mansion

>>9307508

You dance uncontrollably until your head is tapped twice.

true strike.

>>9307519
You get a dilapidated hovel instead.

Bigby's Crushing Fist

>>9307496

Your entire body glows neon blue for the rest of the day

Acid Breath

>>9307519

you teleport into an astral outhouse.

Ethereal jaunt.

>>9307519

Teleports you to a tin-roofed shack in a city you've never heard of.

Spider Climb.

>>9307552

You can only breathe acid... it still deals damage to you

Disintegrate

>>9307552

refreshing rose breath.

chain lightning.

samefag

>>9307539

You blurt out a hurtfull (but true) remark about someone in the party

Control weather

>>9307567

restores anything it hits to perfect construction.

fly.

>>9307552

Wrong kind of acid: you and everyone in the area of effect are dazed & confused for the next 2d6 hours.

Summon Familliar.

>>9307566

walls climb you.

invisibility.

>>9307598

summons another party member's mom (an unfamiliar, if you will).

disrupt undead.

http://www.seankreynolds.com/rpgfiles/prestige/wildgreatersurgetable_open.html
http://www.mikem.net/alveon/fmsurges.htm
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/files/WildMagicTables.rtf

>>9307552
Acid breath comes out the other end.

>>9307599

your body creates a frequency that alerts everyone within a mile of your exact whereabouts and surface thoughts. lasts for the duration of the spell.

chain lightning.

>>9307599

Everything you are wearing becomes invisible.

Dimension Door

>>9307599

Your robes turn invisible

Grease

>>9307599

Everything else turns invisible, including the planet you're standing on: to all appearances, you are floating in space.

Time Stop.

>>9307637

door leads directly behind you (now you're thinking with portals).

blur

>>9307642
>>9307637

Naked mage mind

>>9307648

Your watch suddenly stops working.

Haste

>>9307648

you freeze in place until your middle name is spoken.

....prestidigitation?

>>9307642

Geese. Summons 1d100 waterfowl.

Speak With Animals.

>>9307669

Works normally.

Chain Lightning.

>>9307675

You can now speak with animals... you can no longer understand human speech.

Permanency

>>9307667
A herd of wild mongooses rushes through the encounter area unatrually fast.

Veil.

>>9307692

All chains within 100' of caster now weigh 25% of their normal weight.

Meteor Swarm.

>>9307705

the universe crumbles away. good one, mr.chaos mage.

>>9307705
It wears off without notice.

Bigby's Crushing Hand

>>9307692
A little thunder cloud appears above your head and starts to rain, then more appear on other creatures heads in the nearby vicinity.

Song of Discord.

Everyone calls him by the name "masked man", regardless of what his name is.

ray of enfeeblement.

>>9307675

Only able to speak in growls, barks and tweets for the duration of the spell. Has no effect on what the mage hears.
Tasha's hideous laughter

>>9307753
Loli giggles.

Miracle

>>9307692
4000 pebbles fall from the sky relatively harmlessly

Otiluke's Resilient Sphere

>>9307729

Your hand implodes

Symbol of pain

>>9307765
A white horse appears out of no where.

Searing Ray

>>9307729

A sequined glove appears at caster's feet. If worn, it gives +2 Dex, +2 Cha, and maximum ranks in Perform (Dance) for duration of spell.

Detect Lie.

>>9307738
Unable to speak normally until duration expires, can only sing showtunes.

Telekinesis.

>>9307740
You go flaccid for 1d4 days.

Cone of Cold

>>9307740


A very thin man named Ray stumbles through the battlefield

Trap the soul

>>9307775

See BoEF, Power Word: Orgasm.

Reincarnation.

>>9307782
You KNOW everything everyone says is a lie, including everything you say.

Wall of Iron

>>9307789

You go flaccid for 1d4 days.

Polymorph

>>9307806
Your subject is permadead

>>9307806
You reincarnate as a peasant, you have chickens, and taste good.

Wall of Force.

>>9307815

Your dick grows twice its normal size and turns green

Wall of Force

>>9307793
Ghostbusters show up and beat you up for hedging in on their monopoly.

Light.

>>9307809
Conjures a waffle iron.

Silent Image.

>>9307849
Your Tongue glows

>>9307827
>>9307844
You conjure a wall of allowance.

Orb of Acid.

>>9307858
You conjure a very loud and annoying image that berates everyone in a 30 foot radius.

Rary's Telepathic Bond

>>9307873

Your nuts are made of LSD

Weird

>>9307827

At random, any time you're indoors, you hear the voice of Alec Guiness or Ewan McGregor telling you to "Trust your feelings".

Suggestion.

>>9307782
You divine the direction of the nearest soap.

Silent Image

>>9307889

You can hear everything that anyone who's named Rary thinks for 1d6 hours

Shrink Item

>>9307873

The acid it makes doesn't burn. Everyone in a 20 foot radius (including yourself) has to make a fortitude save or suffer an illusion effect and basically rambles incoherently for 5 minuets.

Dominate Person

>>9307903

>>9307922

Target is now wearing leather armor and is armed with a whip.

Blade Barrier.

>>9307922
lol I like that

The person follows you around but doesn't do anything you tell them to do, being annoying asking you why you keep ordering them to do stuff and is a general burdern on you forcing you to feed and house them. The spell lasts it's full duration.

Detect Poison.

>>9307952
You're surrounded by butch black men with katana's and nice shades.

Create Undead

>>9307957

Every time there's an even mildly dangerous substance in the vicinity (which might include some of the wizards spell components or even simple oils or potions) it makes the most annoying wailing noise imaginable.

>>9307974

The party member nearest you is killed, then resurrected as a zombie


Scrying

>>9307993
You only see yourself.

>>9307993

You see SO FAR that you take a glimpse into the far realm.

Make a SAN check.

Iron Body.

>>9307905
You conjure up a piece of paper with a tiny, crudely drawn picture of yourself.

Color Spray

>>9308005
Forgot my spell; Planar Binding.

>>9308005

>>9308015
Across the world people find them selves stuck to the ground unable to walk. This effect lasts for 1 minute.

Dimension Door.

>>9308008

An Iron Maiden (closed) is conjured around you


Ray of Stupidity

>>9308049
A man named ray walks across the battlefield, in the middle of a battle.

Summon monster IX

>>9308013

Spell fails. However, on a wall somewhere within 5 miles of the caster, rainbow-colored graffitti in some obscure language appears. If translated, the graffitti will be an insulting, but annoyingly accurate description of the caster's sexual prowess, fetishes etc.

Reverse Gravity.

>>9308047

You summon a door to another dimension. The door is locked.

Red Tide

>>9308095
PMS for 1d4 days

Summon Nature's Ally.

>>9308087

Everyone on the planet shoots into space


Persistent Image

>>9308087

Caster becomes the center of gravity for the duration of the spell, causing anything/one to "fall" towards him.

Greater Mage Hand

>>9308061

A muppet ("plush golem") appears, wearing a football jersey with the numeral "9" on it.

CR1, probably too busy eating cookies or counting things to be of much help.

No one's done Fireball yet?

>>9308128
The casters hand becomes extremely fragile and withered like an old mage's for 1d6 days.

>>9308128

Two Bigby's-Hand type spell effects appear and applaud the caster.

Insect Plague.

>>9308087
The next time a situation requires a somber mood, you will giggle uncontrollably, and vice versa.

Melf's Acid Arrow.

>>9308156

The mage contracts West Nile


Leomund's tiny hut

>>9308156

BEEEEEEEEES!!

Chill Touch

>>9308104

A hippie Druid named Allison offers you a hit from her pipe. Everyone withing 20' of the caster is at -2 Int for the duration of the spell. Anyone who actually takes a hit is -4 Int, but +2 Cha

Mirror Image.

>>9308204

All the motor skills of the mage are reversed. Up is down, left is right, forward is back.


Holy Mount

>>9308169

A giant glass dome, two miles in diameter, appears centered on the caster. It is permanent, and made of transparent mithril.

Permanent Illusion.

>>9308249

Mountain appears in front of caster--sadly, not close enough to crush his opponents.

At the top is a fully staffed temple of the caster's religion.

>>9308249

A small mountain erupts from the ground, growing to full height. A nimbus of white light surrounds the peak, where a set of golden gates glow softly.

Alarm

>>9308342


A loud noise erupts from nowhere and large white !'s appear over top of all enemies in the area.

>>9308342

Caster has insomnia for 1d4 days.

Ventriloquism

>>9308391
Anyone who wants to can use his body for 1d20 days.

Magic missile.

>>9308249
Angelic being appears behind you and attempts inappropriate things upon your person.

Faerie Fire

>>9308391

Caster appears to speak, in his/her voice, insulting anybody and everybody in sight. Caster cannot stop the voice or speak over it.

Shocking Grasp

>>9308425

Caster summons 1d6 faeries, which immediately burst into flames and fly around screaming until dead.

Animate Dead

>>9308432

Caster is goosed.

Summon Elemental.

>>9308452
Your target becomes a charming little cartoon.

Screen of Heat

>>9307753

You summon Tasha's Hideous Daughter instead.

Gate.

>>9308562

An aluminium screen door appears. If there is a wall nearby, it acts as a normal door; otherwise it just falls over. The temperature icreases by 20 deg F., and humidity rises to about 80%.

On the other side of the door is a lawn chair and a card table with a pitcher of iced tea on it.

Petrification.

>>9308615

Other end is in downtown Cleveland.

>>9308687
Grr.

Bull's Strength.

>>9308696

Summons a breeding bull behind caster, bull proceeds to give caster his "strength".

Burning Hands.

>>9308696
The caster grows a pair of horns, which he cannot use to attack, but the weight gives him a -2 to attacks and spot checks.

Tenser's floating disk

>>9308546

Caster opens a breach to the appropriate elemental plane for the spell duration. An elemental may or may not choose to pass through.

Hero's Feast

>>9308796
The Caster's hands burst into flame, burning any gloves he's wearing. His touch deals 1d6 to anything he touches. The spell lasts for 1/2 caster level hours.

>>9308930
Oops, forgot my spell.

Statue

>>9308805
A nearby hero (possibly the caster) is lain upon a table and presented although he were a meal.

>>9308939

A childhood friend of the caster appears and says: Statue? It IS you, David! I haven't seen you for quite a long time, now!

Now let's try: Finger of Death.

>>9309925

Skeletal hand flips you the bird.

Cantrip.

>>9309979
Er prestidigitation, that's the spell I meant.

>>9309990
You gain the abilities described in the spell, but the effect of the spell ends when you are part way through utilizing them, with hilarious results.

Unseen Servant.

>>9310109
>Unseen Servant
Random Spectral Undead creature is summoned.

Nahal's Reckless Dweomer.

>>9310144

Anybody within range of the spell, caster included, must act impulsively and without forethought for the duration. Readying actions, delaying actions, refocusing, and forfeiting actions are disallowed.

Know Alignment

>>9310144

Nononono. When Unseen Servant goes wrong, it summons Unseen Baldrick

>>9310611
The caster immediately knows if the beams and boards of any given building are plumb straight.

Dispel Magic

>>9310638

All the residual magic in the area clings to you like you were some magic residue magnet. YOU ARE NOW GLOWING. TROG/ZIN IS NOT AMUSED.

Implosion.

>>9310660
Target abruptly expands as per enlarge.

Mind Rape

>>9310109

Nay, Unseen Servant calls forth a butler of such perfect visibility, he draws the attention of everybody within 120 ft

>>9310660

Target's body compresses itself down, making them rake thin. Suffer a -2 to Con and Str.

>>9310697

Sexually perverted illithid appears and begins to have consensual sex in the missionary position with your brain.

meteor storm.

>>9310980

Spell conjures falling chunks of meat instead, damage is halved and counts as nonlethal.

Girallon's Blessing

>>9311162
A priest appears before you, and Brother Girallon blesses you before vanishing once more.

Leomund's Tiny Hut.

>>9311402
Leomund's Tiny Hut appears before you. Except it's not a Tiny Hut, but a Tiny Hutt. Or if you don't want a Hutt, just a Tiny Hut will do. Like the size of your hand.

Secret Chest.

>>9311416

After casting the spell, a feeling in your brain tells you that a there is a super secret treasure, but apparently, the treasure is so super secret, that you can't find out where it is.

Wail of the Banshee

>>9311480
Banshee moves up and slaps you, save vs. Will or command she goes back to kitchen.

>>9315144
Oh right

Greater Ruin