rolled 24 = 24

FUCKING METAL, MAN

Chitinous/metallic alloyed structure

rolled 53 = 53

organic

rolled 93 = 93

>>9577109
Forgot my roll.

rolled 70 = 70

organic

rolled 93 = 93

Made of Cosmic energy.

rolled 100 = 100

Organic

>>9577109
This creature is made of an alloy resembling a metallic coral.
>Now, how does it subsist?
-Eats another metals
-Heat feeds it.
-It doesn't need to sustain itself, but asimilates more chitinmetal to repair itself.
>Another idea.

rolled 73 = 73

>>9577216
Eats other metals!

rolled 84 = 84

>>9577216

Needs to rape to sustain it's self.

rolled 35 = 35

>>9577216
Subsists by draining DNA from living hosts, incorporating that into it's own genetic makeup.

rolled 57 = 57

EATS RADIATION

I hope this becomes what spore should have been like

rolled 70 = 70

>>9577216
On the souls of children

>Needs to rape to sustain it's self.

>rolled 84 = 84

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU

rolled 94 = 94

>>9577216
it feeds on heat

its first in 3 boys. It feeds on RAEP!

I for one would like to vito that in favour of the next highest roll of the 3, that being other metals for sustenance.

>>9577242
Lovely chitinous ball of rape.

rolled 85 = 85

>>9577243
ROLLING FOR THIS

>>9577305

inb4 klik klik

rolled 59 = 59

>>9577280
Damnit

It feeds on HATE

rolled 98 = 98

rolling for rape

rolled 27 = 27

>>9577332
it feeds on your jealousy

>>9577242
>>9577337
The dice have spoken.

>>9577242
Well, this gets interesting, this creature is now a metallic, chitinous succubus/incubus, we need to set the details of this.

>What does it rape?
-Humanoid beings.
-It's own kin.
-MINDS
-Suggest something else, but keep in mind no actual rape will be depicted in the drawfaggotry.

is... OP gone?

>>9577337
>rolled 98 = 98
>rape again

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

rolled 60 = 60

>>9577350

Humanoid beings disguised as a lawn.

rolled 28 = 28

>>9577350
Minds

>>9577337
I believe rape has it. We have either made an unspeakably horrible monster, or a fairly normal character from a japanese cartoon.

rolled 4 = 4

Organic.

rolled 35 = 35

>>9577350
MIIIINDS.

rolled 26 = 26

>>9577350
Please god Minds.

Minds

rolled 27 = 27

>>9577350
Minds.

rolled 52 = 52

>>9577350
minds minds minds

rolled 65 = 65

>>9577350

MINDS.

>>9577350
MINDS

rolled 1 = 1

>>9577350

Japanese schoolgirls.

rolled 46 = 46

Childhoods

rolled 8 = 8

it rapes confidence

that feeling of strage fright when you WERE all ballsy? That was this creature munching on you

>>9577363
GOD DAMNIT

Does overwhelming support of an idea trump rolls? I think minds wins if it does.

I'm trying to decide if our mind-raping metallic monster is worse or better than a flesh-raping metallic monster.

>>9577386
Shit. I guess I don't know how to dice. /newfag

>>9577389

Well, at least we know what it DOESN'T rape.

>>9577363

your doing this on purpose aren't you? Goddamn...

rolled 1 = 1

It rapes rapists, like a kind of rape-vengeance.

rolled 51 = 51

>>9577350
Minds. I'll just go with minds.

>>9577407

dice 1d100

rolled 43 = 43

>>9577350
minds

Looks like we're going with minds.

>>9577414
Aww, natural 1.

rolled 81 = 81

>>9577414
>>9577389
>>9577391

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Anyway, minds.

rolled 31 = 31

>>9577350
Mindflayers. With it's mind.

>>9577430

Best of the top 3 rolls, bro. We're a metallic rape lawn.

rolled 54 = 54

>>9577350
this
>>9577441

It mindrapes mindflayers. Illithids fear it.

>>9577446

Minds got an 81.

>>9577363
>>9577363
>>9577363
>>9577363
>>9577363
>>9577363
>>9577363


>rolled 60 = 60

>>9577350

>Humanoid beings disguised as a lawn.

Only the first 3 are counted. Stop rolling after that. If one is TRULY stupid it might be vito'd but it takes the OP to do it.

>>9577363
So, we got created a Mimic rapist!
This creature disguises itself as lawn, but beneath that lawn it's a metallic creature willing to rape you.

So, how does this creature move?
-It floats
-It walks
-It flies
-Other

rolled 14 = 14

>>9577460
Fuck you! MINDS I SAY!

MINDS!

rolled 39 = 39

>>9577469

Burrowing.

>>9577469
whoops forgot my imaeg

rolled 66 = 66

Via osmosis.

rolled 53 = 53

>>9577469
through the internet

rolled 8 = 8

Tunnelling.

rolled 41 = 41

>>9577469
Burrows, obviously.

rolled 28 = 28

Flies

rolled 1 = 1

>>9577469
It moves under the earth, burrowing to it's destinations.

>>9577469
Other- it is where you imagine it.

rolled 65 = 65

>>9577469
float

rolled 95 = 95

Burrows. Tunneling.

rolled 71 = 71

>>9577469
Its parasitic. It moves within the host, from birth to adolescence, then consumes the host and mimics the lawn under it,

>>9577484
Woo osmosis...
We're a fluid now?

>>9577484

Osmosis is the movement of water (and specifically water) across a membrane. You're thinking of diffusion.

This is quickly becoming random tripfrag creates a race, drawfaggotry edition.

>rolled 66 = 66

>Via osmosis.

>>9577484

This is getting very complicated very quickly...

>>9577519

Sorry bro, I've been having good dice rolls all night. Just got home from Rogue Trader.

>>9577519
More like trolling tripfag.

>>9577518

Maybe our creature is actually really, really small? Oh! It can be dissolved in water, but is disguised as a lawn... somehow...

help?

man, the Id bee's of light were so awesome. Now we have the metal rape ball. Lawns everywhere quiver at its name.

rolled 7 = 7

>>9577529

you could choose less shitty ideas

lookin good op

I actually already had the necrodermis rape lawn idea in mind, it's just now coming into fruitation.

I vote that all further input from Zeph is ignored.

>>9577553
I thought osmosis was interesting, I'm just wondering how it will work. The rape I liked less until the mind option came up, which unfortunately lost.

>>9577576
It's a sign from internet god

I'd like the mimic idea if we weren't limited to lawns.

>>9577541

it is in fact a construct designed for storing energy of various types. This particular one is designed to devour the natural energies in places and things. Notably hillocks, rolling hills, and grassy mounds. It then uses said energy, taken slowly over time, to split in two, violently jettisoning the twin via psycho postive energy osmosis.

rolled 64 = 64

>>9577578
Second.

>>9577582
I guess it could be a microscopic sentient mineral. And it lives insides plants or something?

rolled 9 = 9

Race is half human, half bread

>>9577600
That's interesting, and it infects the plant, eventually causing it to change into a form which is more rape-capable. Presumably it involves gross application of ears.

alternatively a race of nano mineral based creatures who were created by the jackass wizard Zeph to spite his neighbors flowing creativity garden, one he had never been to duplicate or match.

Thus sprinkle a few ounces of the black powder over an area of a few acres or hectares, and within a year nothing but dust and ash will remain as the life force is RAPED out of all green things.

>>9577600
How does it rape humans though?

>>9577619
Wow.

You guys forget the creature rapes HUMANOIDS disguises as a lawn. When people go to take a rest on our lawn, it will lure it into a false sense of comfort and security then RAPE.

>>9577655
see
>>9577636

>>9577636
You thinking what I'm thinking?

Suddenly "Stay Off Grass" signs seem a lot more pertinent.

>>9577655

hrm, change

"nothing but dust and ash will remain as the life force is RAPED out of all green things"

to

"and all things of height, and flesh are broken down into nutrients, which is converted into beautiful flowing fronds of grass, and turf. Of such beauty as to make an elf cry"

>>9577619
>>9577658
Wow is right, he should be wearing a condom unless he wants to give her a yeast infection.

>>9577708
10/10. glorious

The question is, If we feed via RAPE, how do we reproduce?

>>9577479
Ok, bear with me, this is going to get WEIRD soon. They are chitinous, so usually they won't have a way to become absorbed trough osmosis...

BUT, they can liquify, T-1000 style. Those creatures are actually microscopic metal particles, that travel in the strata of soil.

As >>9577636 suggested, they actually infect the plant, so they can infect a whole forest...

...were they wait, looking for humanoids to rape.

So, moving on! We established that whenever there is soil and grass, they'll live, so enviroment is out of question. Next question is

Are they sentinent?
-VERY sentinent, we are talking precursor level sentinent.
-Human level sentinence
-Intelligent beast sentinence
-Other

>>9577708

and 9 months later 3 muffins pop out to the sound of an irritating ding.

rolled 4 = 4

>>9577720

Super sentient

rolled 73 = 73

>>9577720
HIVE MIND

rolled 99 = 99

-VERY sentinent, we are talking precursor level sentinent.

>>9577720
Human-level, with a twinge of alien knowledge. Altered perceptions on time and such.

rolled 51 = 51

local omiscient. individual minds, but with knowledge of all that passes through or around their domain.

rolled 63 = 63

>>9577720
very sentient

>>9577735

Well then.

>>9577735
damn, was hoping for my hive mind

>>9577757
yes you did

rolled 35 = 35

>>9577720
Other- They use their current victims as sources of intellect. One which has infected a large area and acquired many victims may be capable of tremendous mental feats, while one with no victims is non-sentient.

dat sentient ball of liquid metal rape

Dicks....Everywhere....

rolled 33 = 33

>>9577769

voting to vito the other vote for THIS

>>9577719
We reproduce with lasers

>>9577769
better ideas take longer to type blarg.

Uh, it's sentient, not sentinent.

rolled 7 = 7

yeah that happens. sucks though. when everyone spams silly ones they get in first.

rolled 81 = 81

>>9577720
Animal sentience.

>>9577735
Woo we've made the smartest metal rape forest in the universe!

>>9577787
>Metal forest raping women and shooting lasers

...My god

this is starting to sound like a dr who monster.

rolled 86 = 86

>>9577784

Voting that you go eat a dick

>>9577792
>i'm a huge faggot
cool story bro

rolled 47 = 47

>>9577808

voting to vote

Hivemind is the best answer

rolled 37 = 37

REPRODUCTION WITH IRON DEPOSITS IN HUMAN PROTEINS!

Possibly by mutating proteins.

>>9577809

Go be ignorant on your own time.

>>9577735
Ok /tg/ those are the tallest, smartest and horniest forests mankind has ever found.

They can infect a whole forest and control it with supernatural intelligence. Barbed wire grow across the trees, like veins of savia, and metallic pollen fills the air on those cursed forests. They need to rape humanoid beings to sustain themsleves so they need to attract them to their Forest of Rape

But, how they do it?
-They are super intelligent, they have manipulated civilization to accept this raping forests as part of life, maybe as a religion or rite of passage.

-They have mastered illusions using their "metallic alloy nature", dryads, maybe?

-I'm out of ideas, suggest something else.

rolled 31 = 31

>>9577880
Lasers

rolled 58 = 58

>>9577880

Religious rites

rolled 34 = 34

>>9577880

Pheramones

rolled 34 = 34

>>9577878
>>9577809
>>9577808

gents should just enjoy the thread and stop cussing at each other. No reason for it. Lets all make this hell beast from beyond the stars, MAGICAL!

rolled 43 = 43

>>9577880
It lures women in with the promises of eternal life.

>>9577895
That's a cool idea anon

>>9577835
And other metals present in the body like Zinc

>>9577880

FFS. I make one unrelated post and OP goes ahead and just posts. Gosh darnit.

rolled 82 = 82

>>9577880
They are able to migrate by growing patches of grass as roads to other forests, and can also use the grass as a springboard to attack from.

rolled 12 = 12

>>9577880
The alloys they're made of are nearly priceless for their utility.

>>9577924
FUCK'S SAKE WHY COULDN'T I HAVE POSTED FASTER

HAVE YOU ACCEPTED THE LORD RAPE FOREST INTO YOUR HEART?

>>9577937
>HAVE YOU ACCEPTED THE LORD RAPE FOREST INTO YOUR VAGINA?

Fixed that for you

we're organic nanomachines. We can be in every orifice and organ at the same time.

>>9577957
>Accept
>rape
Does not compute

>>9577965
It'sGonHappen.jpg

>>9577895
The religions in this world tells women to go to the raping forests often, as an offering to nature. Then, metal rape on the druid virgins!

Those forests feed on the pheromones and fluids that human women produce during sex.

But how these forest reproduce? How they create more metallic-rape particles?
From now on, HIGHER OF 5 ROLLS WINS
-The metallic spores use the human fluids as a mean to multiply.
-They impregnate humans but instead of babies we get embryos that eventually devolve into more rape-dust
-Suggest something else.

rolled 72 = 72

They impregante women with litters of xenomorphs, the next stage of the lifecycle

>>9577937
I can see us being some sort of tourest attraction

"And to the right you'll see our lord Rape Forest"

rolled 73 = 73

Once enough rape is accumulated it launches a ball of rape bots high into the sky to infect other planets. They go into hybernation once they hit space and can live forever.

rolled 44 = 44

>>9578009

Infects the victim and grows like a cancer, eventually turning the whole human into another creature.

rolled 65 = 65

>>9578009
Cell division

rolled 87 = 87

>>9578009
LASERS

?

rolled 90 = 90

it doesn't

rolled 77 = 77

they shoot lasers at distant land marks and carve these little fellows out of the materials they hit.

>>9578038

rolled 59 = 59

>>9578009
parasites eventually eat out the host

>>9577965
The forest is a way for girls to come into their maturity. Their passage through the rape forest means they have become a women. However, the forest doesn't just sustain itself off of rape, but the fear that comes with it. Therefore the girls are told terrible terrible stories of the forest and forced into the woods at age 13 full of fear from the stories they have heard growing up.

>>9578038

looks like they reproduce by laser

rolled 9 = 9

>>9578054

dammit Zeph, I know thats you even without the tripfagginess

>>9578038

but.... but.... how?

>>9578073
nope. I'm 9577787...I just happened to be very very lucky

>>9578038

ACCEPT LORD RAPE FOREST INTO YOUR HEART/VAGINA AND BEAR THE OFFSPRING INTO THE WORLD WITH THE POWER OF RAVE LIGHTS.

>>9578073

Sorry dude, I've lost the last two rolls. I didn't vote for lasers. I was pheromones and cancerous infection.

Also, trip is off for remainder

>>9578106
>Disco vaginas

This is the greatest thing ever

>>9578135

imokaywiththis.jpg

The Great Old Ones ain't got shit on this.

>>9578106
FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST RELIGION EVER

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

So....who wants to play delta green? We're going to be heading into a forest...

Oh god I choked on my smoothie you bastards.

>>9578106
I laughed so hard that I went blind for a moment. It was terrifying/hilarious.

>>9578077
see
>>9578050

rolled 96 = 96

Awww I was thinking eggs. They could be reveared holy object for the month before the hatch into more gray goo.

>>9578245
HA, no critical hit for you!

I think the OP has died

Oh god, what are we going to name it?

>>9578277

No, he's just drawfaggin'. Takes time.

>>9577965
Not all religious rites are pleasant, nor their participants willing to do them.

>>9578038
Every hundred years, the faithful witness The Night of Lights. Only the fairest of maidens are allowed to see this miracle and the honor of being "touched" in their souls by the Holy Forest.

The women who survive the ordeal are hailed as Saints, and they have the duty to travel to other forests to spread the Word.

Those women actually carry the magic radiation that might create more metallic particles,
>but how they are going to do it?
-They preach on other towns, doing "miracles" due to radiated magic. When they die and are buried, a new forest is born.
-They choose a forest and in a ritual, they release the energy, transforming all metal in rape-metal.
-Other.

This is like Mirrodin meets FATAL

and lo, as the almighty rape forest BORE ME UP, even as it penetrated my vajayjay, I felt his almighty energy build with in me. Lo, I could even see my village from up here, above the tree tops, suspended on my god's phallus, and as if a miracle, he came inside me.

Not like johnny in the village, that brat,
but rather a warm, glowing feeling, an- hey I can see my uterus from here... what do I behold in front of my eyes?

pewpewpewpewpew

oh lord have you indeed blessed me to bear your offspring?

pewpewpewpewpewpew

verily it must be busy in ther-

pewpewpewpewpewpew

OH LORD, WHY IS MY VILLAGE ON FIRE? HAVE WE DISPLE-

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW

>>9578279
I think Metal Laser Rape Forest is fine.

I can picture it now, Rave HQ 24/7

rolled 75 = 75

>>9578302

Pop music videos

rolled 82 = 82

>>9578302
They explode after 3 months, and a huge radius around them becomes the offspring forest.

rolled 10 = 10

>>9578302

The God-Emperor of Mankind.

rolled 87 = 87

>>9578318

rolled 68 = 68

>>9578302
THE FIRST OPTION

rolled 37 = 37

>>9578302
More Rape

rolled 12 = 12

>>9578302

Maybe the women's bodies are turned INTO the goo and they become to new rape forest.

They don't die, but their minds are imprinted on the sentience of the new rape forest.

I thought the reproducing by absorbing host's metal was cool. Metal from the host's cells is slowly accrued until "droplets" form. These droplets then exit the host in a painful way, possibly just flying out of the body. The host will probably be dead due to lack of metal in their body, though.

rolled 32 = 32

>>9578302

When they die, a forest grows where they are burried

I am literally rolling on my floor, laughing.

Oh /tg/, never change.

>>9578328
oh god

rolled 16 = 16

>>9578337

woot, giant high flying laser vagina light show!

>>9578337
>>9578328
Whoever wins, we lose

Someone archive this.

rolled 26 = 26

>>9578337

woot, giant high flying laser vagina light show!

it was actually connected to

>>9578050

rolled 20 = 20

Their brain is slowly replaced by the growing ferro-coral. This then grows and begins to grow outwards, cracking open their skulls as their heads "bloom."

spent the last few minutes laughing uncontrollably..... I love you guys

ACCEPT LORD RAPE FOREST INTO YOUR HEART/VAGINA AND BEAR THE OFFSPRING INTO THE WORLD WITH THE POWER OF RAVE LIGHTS.

MOURN NOT THE BLESSED, FOR THEY HAVE BEEN GIVEN A SACRED TASK. RATHER, CELEBRATE THEM AS THEY SPREAD THE HOLY SEED ACROSS ALL THE LAND AND, IN THEIR DEATH, BECOME ONE WITH LORD RAPE FOREST.

>>9578318
DELTA GREEN

rolled 90 = 90

They cut off pieces of themselves and forcefeed it to dogs, which they then bury alive.

>>9578392
But we have no proof! I dont mind either really, one is awesome the other is hilarious

>>9578337
The text wasn't very specific, so I'll switch to:
>>9578328
The impregnated women have only 3 months to get to a fitting place. After that period, they will have a "transfiguration", ascending and becoming Holy Beings of Light (and shoot lasers from their vaginas)

They explode, creating a forest in a radius of miles.

Well, I think that settles reproduction. We are coming close to the end, so let's see the flavor things:

>Those beings, were they came from?
-outer space
-another plane
-the minds of horny teenagers.
-other

rolled 62 = 62

>>9578474
your mom

rolled 5 = 5

>>9578474

Lady Gaga.

rolled 13 = 13

>>9578474
Someone spilled a bowl of magic on a leaf and a piece of carbon.

rolled 6 = 6

Someone forgot to clean his aquarium.

rolled 22 = 22

>>9578474
They were crafted by a huve minded race of human size light bees that live in people's brains

rolled 50 = 50

>>9578474

They came from an inter dimensional being that accidentally interfaced with a prototype nanomachine.

rolled 26 = 26

>>9578474
Rape tentacles from outer space.

rolled 6 = 6

>>9578474
An experiment gone wrong

rolled 87 = 87

>>9578474

THE WARP.

rolled 35 = 35

the plane of horny teenagers. duh. They are the raw, wet dream stuff of millions of asian men, addicted to tentacle porn and misogynists this creature was created by their combined mental frustration.

rolled 55 = 55

vaginas, of course.

>>9578487
huh.

rolled 5 = 5

>>9578474

A science experiment forged by the greatest minds in all of Japan.

>>9578487
Are you fucking joking?

>>9578487
Well, this is awkward.

>>9578474
Thread is too fast for "highest of first three" extend that to like 10 or something.

>>9578487

rolled 9 = 9

>>9578474
MORDOR

rolled 57 = 57

>>9578474

From the void between times, they are the final evolution of the human race, a super sentient being of light who pass backwards through time to spread their seed.

rolled 20 = 20

>>9578487

CAN WE NOT VITO THAT? SERIOUSLY!

>>9578500

technically this one would be both. I say we combine them.

>>9578337
Since the post that this refers to seems to have been intended for the predecessor, as it contains no real information clarifying the laser reproduction, I suggest that >>9578328
is the proper winner.

However, >>9578337 should still be an accurate description of the act itself.

LORD RAPE FOREST LOVES ALL MANKIND. ONE DAY, ALL WILL JOIN HIM AS HE RETURNS TO YOUR MO...

OH FUCK THIS.

>>9578531
I think this 100% captures the two reactions /tg/ can have

rolled 98 = 98

>>9578531
*BEEEEP*
YOUR MOTHER

rolled 28 = 28

>>9578548

he did both. They rise up, shoot vagina's, explode, and the radius and the lasers constitute new forests.

>>9578580
THIS ONLY CONFIRMS IT.

I think this will be another case of combining

OP's mom had a brush with the 4th demention in an experiment with nanobots

rolled 83 = 83

GIANT DICKS

rolled 12 = 12

>>9578636

does the 4th dimension have bees?

>>9578501
An interdimensional being interfaced with a prototype nanomachine. The resulting blast destroyed the area in a radius of miles, creating the first monster. The TWEEST of this setting is that this a post-apocalyptic earth, thousands of years in the future, where the only forests are rapists, and the religion considers them holy.

>>9578487
This it's technically true, since they come from exploding laser vaginas. The only women who survive the Night of Lights... are MILFs... your mon among them.

>>9578636
well, sticking to the best two in the first five, you get sentient light bees from your mom's mind.

>>9578487
<-- the OP

Let's go with the Daggerfall solution. All the origins are correct.

rolled 87 = 87

>>9578636
His extremely horny mom, obviously.

To be honest I saw we do this again. This was a lot of fun.

>>9578674

Is that it, OP?

>>9578674
I hope you make more threads like this in the future

rolled 21 = 21

this thread is made of 50% awesome 50% win and 50% rape

that 150% motherfuckers.

>>9578730
>>9578740
Well, I gotta have some sleep, so I think we'll leave it at this.

Until the next thread, see you again /tg/
It's been fun.

>>9578758

200% if you count the rage

I'm not a drawfag, but I really want to make a thread like this sometime.

>>9578779
Use stick figures or long descriptions.

>>9578809
I'm thinking descriptions.

Archive this shit!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9577092/

>>9578890

Its current score is +2 after 2 votes.

>>9578890
>>9578950
And it was good

WAIT WHAT IS ITS NAME?

Yggdrasil, naturally

>>9579314
Exdeath