http://www.4shared.com/document/qMsF3w9M/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_00.html
Also, as a small treat I'll be uploading my Dragon Magazine collection. I have from #1 to 335 and the annuals, best of and all that. Requests accepted!

Wait, who is David the Gnome? I knew /d/, THAT GUY, and the 2 cats were down there, but where did the gnome come from.

>>13522526
The information about why David the Gnome is on the sub sub basement is hidden somewhere. Find it and get a NAT20!


http://www.4shared.com/document/KAx__x14/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_00.html
http://www.4shared.com/document/vqxO5NF3/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_00.html
http://www.4shared.com/document/erzNmup8/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_00.html
More links, more links

The cave is cold, and runic inscriptions cover the walls. You hear disturbing echoes of laugther and... the cry of kittens...

>>13522614
Oh, so he was one of /d/'s 3 targets, along with THAT GUY and the kittens? Seriously, that is the best I could find.

>>13522651
>"This is damn weird boss. I don't recall indoor sky existed. Also, that damn purple is everywhere."


http://www.4shared.com/document/-tM8-QKO/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_00.html
http://www.4shared.com/document/pBqZAvIp/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_00.html
http://www.4shared.com/document/YPUS1Oqg/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_00.html

>>13522737
You are right, but not right enough. Think outside the box anon.

>>13522763
He was the one getting pegged by /d/ when we phoned her?

>>13522776
You are still in the box.

http://www.4shared.com/document/BDJ9750x/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_00.html

>>13522788
Maybe, but she sure wasn't. ~badum tish

Seriously, does he own the property the store is built on? Oh nevermind that shit, we need to save some kittens and seduce /x/tan.

>>13522822
>Don't be silly, the owner is your friendly pimp landlord.

>The screams! can't you hear the screams! HOpEless screams! It's like the last time! Arghhhhh!

The clients wonder what's going on with her.

This doesn't look well.

Come her down through the power of song, /fa/.

cunt punch it always works

>>13522986
>I shall sing you the song of my people!

Roll for the perform skill of /fa/! He has a tough DC to beat!

>>13522924
Bard song to calm her! Bard song to calm her!

>>13523028
Only first result counts btw

>>13523028
Thar!

rolled 20 = 20

>>13523044
Ah captcha eat my dice

rolled 9 = 9

>>13523047
*Ate
Also moyherfuckink nat 20!

>>13523047
I think he got it

>>13523047
You lucky bastard.

rolled 13 = 13

>>13523057
sorry I'm drunk

gah! just when I was going to bed...
ahh, well... I'll just leave this here I guess...

>board-tans
No, fuck you

rolled 4, 7, 3, 3, 5 = 22

It was... beautiful. Like a choir of angels soothing your worries away... /x/ calms and her pain dissapears n a blissful song...

>I-I did that?

A seductress voice echoes...
>Sure you did darling... I want to hear... more...


[UPDATED MY JOURNAL]

/x/ relationship with /fa/ goes up (first d10)
/fa/ relationship with /tg/ goes up (second d10)
/d/ relationship with /fa/ goes up (third d10)
?? relationship with /fa/ goes up (fourth d10)
?? relationship with /fa/ goes down (fifth d10)

rolled 2, 8, 2, 3, 6 = 21

>>13523075
You got your NAT20 gentlemen.

rolled 3 = 3

>>13523105
>>13523105
Where did that voice come from? /d/?

rolled 9 = 9

>>13523105
>Look journal

>>13523130
>But you were late to the party! You missed the birth of Little David, Davey and Davvy! And all the fun we had with those three cats! Their hopeless screams made me SO hard...

>>13523130
Yeah, I don't think we have ever looked at that journal.

rolled 17 = 17

>>13523245
Hi! /d/.. wait.. what are you doing?

>>13523130

rolled 5 = 5

>>13523304
What is /d/ up to?

>>13523364
>>13523280
>I think I have just become mother... or father, considering the seed was mine... Anyway! aren't they cute? They look so much like their late father David...

>>13523380
>Maybe this is the kind of change my life needed! Sex as reproduction! Who knew it could be so fullfiling! Maybe I should try to reproduce more often!

damn! I forgot my links! More Dargon Magazine issues!


http://www.4shared.com/document/Ms1Th-WA/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_00.html
http://www.4shared.com/document/aYyx6wRN/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_01.html
http://www.4shared.com/document/P4Pj52xN/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_01.html
http://www.4shared.com/document/H05TD6qG/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_01.html

>>13523421
Well, that's horrific.

>>13523529
>By the way, do you want to see the happy mothers of my three children? There they are!

In a dark corner, crying, drown in hopelessness, lie three kittens, their bodies are teared apart but they still live...

>>13523616
Oh god, mercy killing time

>>13523648
>No, please!
/x/ runs to the kittens crying.

>The poor things! There must be something we can do! Maybe in my spellbook...

>>13523687
I endorse this plan wholeheartedly.

>>13523687
We should let /x/ do her thing. While she messes with forces beyond our mortal keen, we should pump /d/ for information on where THAT GUY is.

>>13523730
>>13523705
>The lowly endowed fellow? Oh when he saw me... he wanted SO BAD to join the fun... I granted him his desire... see this little bony fellow? It's his child...

>Right now he is resting... with the other two cats...

derp, forgot my trip, also. More links!

http://www.4shared.com/document/WvmmSDiu/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_01.html
http://www.4shared.com/document/6aBbkXLl/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_01.html
http://www.4shared.com/document/dSB9oXKm/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_01.html
http://www.4shared.com/document/sEGfr2wD/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_01.html
http://www.4shared.com/document/KCwmJJ4X/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_01.html
http://www.4shared.com/document/Nx9K7O-h/Accessory_-_Dragon_Magazine_01.html

> three kitten bodies
> 2 cats, one THAT GUY
So, in order to appease /x/, we have to let her heal a THAT GUY? Fine, whatever.

Also, we should ask /d/ if she has seen anything else.

>>13523845
/x/ doesn't know that. To her, it's just a cat.

>Well, David's corpse is down there. He said something about being the last of his kind or something... anyway the poor thing is dead now. How sad.

>Aside from that, this place it's empty. I like it. Actually... I'd like to rent it, if you don't mind...

>Loot the gnome's corpse!
>Rent out sub sub sub basement to a single mother!
>???
>Capitalism, HO!

Earlier this week, /tg/ and /sp/ formed an alliance over our mutual hatred of /soc/, so I say we phone them over and have them get in on this.
They've been wanting to play Blood Bowl with us.

>>13524131
>How nice of you! of much are you charging?

By the way /tg/. Quest is going kinda slow in replies, you ok with that? Or shall we resume another time?

>>13524235
Just ended reading the thread. I like it.

>>13524269
(Whatever we pay + 20%, we won't even have to sell anything to make a profit)

>>13524340

That's not fair to a single mother.

20% + 15% of her porno vid earnings.

Just a few rules
1. NO SLANEESH [cultists]

WHERE DOES I FIND MORE ORE TO UPGRADE MY WATERING CAN?

>>13524235
>BRO WASSUP, IM HERE PARTYING!! FRIDAY NIGHT!! HEY BRO, GOT MORE CURLING HOES FOR THE PARTY?
>>13524426

>>13524340
>Whatever we pay
You realize you have never checked your contract. You ask /x/ to hand it to you.

>>13524426
Mining in the cave, then you take the ore and the tool to the blacksmith (the one who lives near the orchard) and wait three days.
I'm completely serious about it.

>>13524426
FUCK DUDE DOES THIS SHIT HAVE TO BE SHINY ALL THE FUCKING TIME BRO?

>>13524390
We should have in the contract that she can only have four tenants in the rental property --herself and her three "children". Also, the rent should be 500gold--as that seems to be the currency of this world-- a month, but tell her we'd be willing that down to 100gp if she promises not to rape us and anyone with the /tg/ Badge of Not Being Raped by /d/*.

*10gp a badge, only available to employees of our store and members of our newsletter.

>>13524472
Bro! I've got something better! I've got a game that combines the best of football with the best of an Oakland Raiders party AT THE SAME TIME! You can even have female curlers as your cheerleaders, bro!

>>13524494
Upgrade to Orichalcum! No more shiny bulshit! Bitches dig the steel blue look!

>/x/ gives you the contract, let's read...

>>13524580
We aren't renting the property. We are renting the ground below the property. And if he has a problem, he can take it up with /k/'s free head shot, or /d/.

> Feed me Seymour!
>Yes /d/, but stop calling me Seymour.

>>13524568
>FUCK YEAH DUDE, CAN WE CRASH YOUR PLACE?

>>13524617
"Come on over, man! The faster we teach people to play Blood Bowl, the faster we can get a league going here! That's right, the name of the game is BLOOD BOWL!"

Before he comes over, make preparations to mold female curler cheerleader models. I have a feeling they will sell well.

>>13524666
/tg/ interrupted:
>preparations to mold female curler cheerleader models
-No materials on stock.
-Untrained skill.
[UPDATED MY JOURNAL]

>>13524692
Fuck, that isn't good. Check the journal then, and use pictures printed on cardstock and the like for /sp/'s cheerleaders.

>>13524666
>FUCK YEAH GUYS, YOU HEARD THAT, WE ARE GOING TO CRASH THE FUCKIN' PARTY OF A BRO! EVERYONE!! LET'S GO TO THAT EFFFFELGEES OR WHATEVER IS CALLEEEED

>name soroped
give them a break captcha, they are wasted.

>>13524759

>>13524773
Greet them. Tell them there is $10 cover charge, and send all of /sp/'s bros into the basement. Tell them there is beer and nachos and curling girls.

Then act surprised when /d/ rapes them and/or the /sp/ bros beat the living hell out of the gang of neckbeards we've seemed to have left down there, larping.

>>13524848
so we are going back up, I assume? have you decide how much you will charge to /d/?

>>13524815
>>13524773
Alright then, lets ask our party who knows how to make minis.

And give them forewarning of the coming horde, and reassure them that I got this.

>>13524870
We also need a strict "no eldritch abominations during business hours" coupled with a "no abducting customers never to be seen alive again" clause. can't have the cops come looking for random assorted peasantry.

>>13524877
/x/ seems.. very focused on whatever she is doing.
/fa/ doesn't have any idea. Neither /k/ does.

As for the LARPers... roll 1d20 and find out!

rolled 5 = 5

>>13524962
Alrighty then.

>>13524896
>>13524511
And a clause stating that our Landlord< here for known as "/d/'s plaything"> is exempt from all protections laid out in the contract. Also note that the pimp is really kinky and when he says "no", he really means "yes"; when he says "yes", he is really saying "do it till I bleed."

The contract can not be renegotiated till /d/'s plaything dies or is otherwise unable to perform his duties as a landlord/pimp.

Which offer will you present to /d/?
>12,000g plus 10% of your website earnings.
or
>100g but keep the kinky sex down in office hours.

Also, no kidnappings and no summonings and only you and your THREE children can live here.

>captcha: polite start
It's nice to see you playing too captcha.

>>13524985
>Well... there is this otaku girl... she has a friend who gets her resin cast figurines... The guy is a loner, rages at everything and hates pretty much every single video game in existence. But he might get you something.

>>13525040
Keep that in mind, but the guy is probably just a middle man. Hold off on casting our own miniatures for now; it'd probably just bring GW legal down on us anyway.

>>13525008
12kg. Also, we're installed a large security door for emergencies.

>>13525084
Actually, sounds like /v/
>otaku girlfriend
>hates video games
Ya, I bet it is /v/.

>>13525177
Oh fuck me, we are not about to rely on /v/ for stock in our store.

>>13525130
12,000g
>WHAT???? That's even more expensive than renting a place for a business! How you DARE! Have you forgotten how much you begged me to lose your virginity in high school!? You forgot you owe me one???

[UPDATED MY JOURNAL]
Quick /tg/, roll diplomacy! the DC is fucking high!

rolled 19 = 19

>>13525231
Chill, /d/. The benefit you get with us is complete anonymity in the eyes of the law. Nobody knows you are here, and the 12,000 helps keep it that way.

>>13525250
This die roll with: "Just kidding. No, I'll offer the space for $500. However, if you agree to some extra terms, you can have it for $100."

>>13525250
Anonimity? I might... use that. Still, 12,000 is way more than I do with the website. Can we have it cut down to 5,000g the first months? I need to setup a new business then and I need it to prepare myself...

>>13525281
Fine by us. Part of said anonymity is keeping our nose out of your business; we didn't know that your profit margins were lower than the first quoted price.

Oh, but one caveat. Whatever you do in your business, don't involve our customers in it without a written contract between you and them. That's all we ask.

>>13525322
>Don't worry. I don't plan to deal with people from this country anyway. If you excuse me, I have to breastfed my children...

[UPDATED MY JOURNAL]
/fa/ gains 2 ranks in perform(sing)
/tg/ gains 1 skill point.
/d/ relationship goes up by 1d10
/x/ is still in trance.

rolled 2 = 2

>>13525384
Well, lets look at the journal.

Roll is for /d/ relationship.

rolled 2 = 2

>>13525384
What are some skills we can sink that point into?

>>13525384
As a friend, we should ask why David and THAT GUY are cats

>>13525384
Uhh, is /x/ ok?

>>13525445
She is healing the raped cats/raising Cthulu. No biggie.

>>13525442
All the standard DnD skills. You can put modern skills in craft and perform.

>>13525550
forgot my trip, also:
http://www.4shared.com/dir/AMlyUCKk/dragon_magazine.html

I'll be uploading the issues of Dragon magazine here.

>>13525550
So, /d/ has been going around polymorphing things into cats and then raping them. So, if two of the cats are David the Gnome and THAT GUY, then who was cat?

>>13525581
oh... god... mootles?

>>13525581
>>13525442
But David is not a cat... his corpse is there, I just grabbed his weels...

>>13525641
Weels?

>>13526132
wheels, sorry

>>13526156
Just to make sure I understand everthing:
-/d/ raped three cats
-one of the cats IS a polymorphed THAT GUY
-another was being used by David the Gnome to ride around
-/d/ is now a mother to three nameless horrors from the ancient world and is plotting some sort of acension
-and we are charging her $5000 dollars rent, but no damage deposit because she is a friend.

>>13526221
pretty much. More info here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13495863/

Landlord, I think it is time we close up shop and send this to the archives.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13522387/

And it is done.

>>13526869
It seems, next session monday? Earlier would be a good idea.

>>13527060
forgot my trip again. Again, uploading my dragon magazine collection here:

http://www.4shared.com/dir/AMlyUCKk/dragon_magazine.html

I think everything should be up by the next session