Paid in plunder to sack the fabled City of Gold, Endman sought to breach the city gates alongside a crew of mercenaries.

For a brave and honorable Futuron, there is no higher calling!

While the city's riches were promised to any man who could seize them, all present had their sight on one treasure beyond compare: the Diamond of Amia, a stone with which one man could buy a planet!

Rumors held the diamond lay hidden inside the city, though none might say where!

Though he fought bravely, even mighty Endman was unable to conquer the City of Gold!

Enslaved by Imperials and the planet's cruel governor, he soon found himself fighting for his life as a slave in the arena!

With the help of Antipolus, the feral M-Tron, Endman escaped the arena and swore revenge on the governor...

INTERMISSION

Godspeed, Endman

...but not before catching sight of the Diamond of Amia, borne by the governor's beautiful daughter!

Now Endman finds himself loosed of his chains, on a back street in the lower quarters!

With him he carries a wicked flail and an electrostaff which can bring even a Futuron to his knees!

While only a pair of common folk gather at the water fountain, the street beyond bustles with noise!

The Imperials may have lost your trail for now, but hidden dangers loom at every turn!

What will you do, Endman of Futuron?

How do I roll dice again?

rolled 1 = 1

>>13697282
>How do I roll dice again?

Put

dice 1d12

or

noko dice 1d12

in the email field.

rolled 4 = 4

>>13697311
Thank you

>>13697256
I say we avoid high traffic areas.
Don't want the imperials knowing where we are after all. And the best element is the element of surprise.

Meanwhile, on the other end of the planet...

>>13697334
No one has yet discovered you, but if you stay here you are bound to be seen!

rolled 2 = 2

>>13697401
Those two citezens, knock them out and steal their clothes.
...M-Tron can wear the dress.

>>13697417
doh!

>>13697417

"Thief! Robber! I'll teach you!"

The old woman is surprisingly spry, and knocks you sprawling to the ground!

What will you do, Endman?

rolled 5 = 5

>>13697453
Hit them both with the electrostaff and then take their clothes AND THEN stuff them both in that barrel back there.
Antipolus still has to wear the dress.

>>13697486
aw man

>>13697486

You can barely manage to ward off her cane with your electrostaff!

Antipolus, meanwhile, has the other man cornered!

What will you do, Endman?

rolled 11 = 11

tackle the bitch!

rolled 3 = 3

>>13697560
Antipolus will knock out the asshole he's fighting and dunk him into the fountain.

rolled 8 = 8

>>13697601
OH COME ON
GAFIDGNAERKLGA

GIVE INTO RAGE AND THROW THE MOTHER FUCKERS INTO SPACE

>>13697577

*BRZAP*!

sage for fucking cancer

FUCK YEAH LEGO QUEST!

I waited all week for this

>>13697681


RAPE TIME

Slightly unrelated, but have you guys seen Lego Universe? Shit is amazing.

>pic related, about to flying stab/ruin a stromlings week.

"Well done, Futuron. You've bought us some time."

"Now what shall we do with them, eh?"

The captive man pleads for his life!

What will you do, Endman?

rolled 3 = 3

>>13697707
Diplomacy check

Apologize and ask for their clothes

rolled 8 = 8

>>13697707
UPPERCUT HIS PUNK ASS AND TAKE HIS STUFF

rolled 9 = 9

>>13697721
Well fuck that then

>>13697707
Knock him unconscious

>>13697707

GIVE THEM BOTH A RED SMILE, NO WITNESSES

>>13697721

"Surely you'd not rob an old woman of her clothes!"

>>13697230
Think of all the fancy hats we could buy with that!

>>13697726

THWACK!

>>13697728

*BRZAP*

"We shall not make it very far bearing those weapons, Futuron," Antipolus cautions you.

Indeed! While any free man may carry a sword, the flail is a weapon of the arena, and the electrostaff may be carried only by Imperial soldiers!

What will you do, Endman of Futuron?

rolled 11, 9 = 20

>>13697842
Conceal the electro staff up his anus

Failing that, up the dress, roling for both respectively

>>13697842

first drag those bodies outta sight and then stash the weapons somewhere where we can find them later

>>13697862
"his" being Antipolus of course

rolled 4 = 4

>>13697842
hide the bodies

As good a place as any... the barrel looks to be unused.

rolled 3 = 3

>>13697954

Oi!

>>13697862 Electro staff hidden in Antipolus's anus NOW

"They'll not work their way free of those bonds for several hours, Futuron!" Antipolus boasts.

"What shall we do, then?"

rolled 12 = 12

>>13697974
We search for fancy hats! That will allow us access to the governor!

>>13697994
>12
Fancy hats fall from the sky!

Oh snaps, Legoquest!

>>13697994

"On side, dogs!"

quest threads are cancer. sage

"Make way, make way!"

The slave-drawn carriage rattles over the cobbles as it slows for the crowd!

One of them looks in your direction...

rolled 10 = 10

>>13698107
BINGO!

Incite the crowd to riot

*CRACK*

"Eyes forward, slave!"

What will you do, Endman?"

sage the cancer thread.

These threads are whats killed the post quality on /tg/. Sage

rolled 10 = 10

>>13698131

You heard the man
>>13698120

>>13698144
Moot disagrees, take it up with him

>>13698120

Stirred to action by your impassioned cries for humane treatment of all men, the citizens raise their own voices in protest!

The Imperial soldier standing guard at the rear of the carriage leaps down and hurries to the commotion, burner and sword in hand!

rolled 8 = 8

As he rushes alongside the carriage, a breeze sends the drape fluttering open, revealing a shadowy figure inside!

What will you do, Endman?

rolled 10 = 10

>>13698232
>THAT HAT!

Grab my weapons and ATTACK!!!

You ready a charge and slash the soldier across the face, sending him reeling back!

And with a little help from Antipolus...

...you finish the job!

rolled 10 = 10

"On side, all of you!" the coachman shouts angrily, snapping his long cruel whip in the air!

What will you do, Endman?

rolled 5 = 5

>>13698354
Catch whip, and pull him off the coach

rolled 9 = 9

>>13698354
Go for the burner and use it to take out the dude with the whip.

rolled 3 = 3

Grab the burner. Waste the slave driver. Blast away the slave's chains. TAKE THE MAN INSIDE THE CARRIAGE'S FANCY HAT.

rolled 5 = 5

>>13698366

*CRACK*

>>13698414
Oh shit, who wins ties?

rolled 12 = 12

>>13698454
I DO!

GRAB THAT SHIT!

>>13698493
>12
This should be good

rolled 10 = 10

Again the whip descends on you!

And then...

*BRZAP!*

"Futuron!"

"The man in the carriage! He has escaped!"

 
What will you do, Endman?

rolled 9, 2 = 11

>>13698567
SON OF A BITCH!

Ask the slaves and the crowd if they saw him run

rolling for both respectively

>>13698579

"Now you've gotten us all in trouble, Futuron!"

"Words are one thing, but the Imperials won't stand for this! No one in the neighborhood will be safe!"

"Er, excuse me, sir?"

"You might do to look around the corner you came out from..."

rolled 8 = 8

>>13698645
Shoot their chains so that they're free and then chase after that sumbitch.

>>13698645
merci beaucoup

rolled 9, 10 = 19

>>13698645
Thanks pal

MOUNT THE CARRIAGE AND GIVE CHASE!

second roll to convince the villagers to push the carriage for additional speed

*CRUNCH!*

What will you do, Endman of Futuron?

rolled 9 = 9

>>13698811
Disguise ourselves as Imperial officer and ride the carriage to the governor's palace!

By the way, lurkers:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

All prior episodes of Lego Quest are here.

rolled 2 = 2

>>13698811
GRAB OUR STASHED WEAPONS FUCKING CHRIST DON'T FORGET THEM!

Arm the slaves!

>>13698825
so do this

"What will we do with these men, Futuron?"

 
Roll a d12 and link to this post, please...

rolled 2 = 2

>>13698904
Throw them to the angry mob

rolled 12 = 12

>>13698904
Toss them in a sewer

rolled 10 = 10

>>13698904
Place them together in a compromising situation!

Such that, when they are discovered, no one will want to talk with them anyway!

rolled 11 = 11

>>13698904
Chain them to the carriage and use them to pull after making sure they cannot speak by zapping thir mouths with the electro staff

>>13698904
DAT HAT

>>13698919

"You've brought ruin on us all, Futuron! When the whitehats or the soldiers find this mess, we'll all be shot!"

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Endman...

rolled 10 = 10

>>13698957
OBEY MY FANCY HAT PEONS!

rolled 5 = 5

>>13698957
REVOLUTION!

>>13698922

Well, that was easy.

>>13698990
LOL! It's LegoQuest 9 all over again!

Mollified, the crowd of men begins to disperse, when one of the slaves catches your eye! In the fray, the slaves have yolked themselves in chains once more!

"We will aid you in your bid against the Governor, Futuron!"

"The Duke was traveling to the governor's palace for a ball to be held this very night!"

"To the governor's palace!"

LOADING NEW SCENE

(also eating a sandwich)

So we've gone from fighting in an arena as slaves to infiltrating a classy ball in... ten minutes in-game?

Awesome.

Over 9,000 hours in MS paint

Stay Classy Lego Quest

>>13699154

Oh my lord that is so amazing.

You better believe it's saved.

>>13699119
Long load times? Must be a bioware game

>>13699166
I tried, but I couldn't figure out how to do outlined letters, would have been better

>>13699186
Long loads on a bioware game?

Must be shitty computer

>>13699194
Oh ho ho fanboy, you have fallen into my trap. Make a saving throw.

rolled 2 = 2

>>13699204

>>13699225
god damn intermissions

"The slaves speak the truth, Futuron!"

"The governor's palace is crawling with Imperials! Shall we skulk our way to the diamond, or masquerade as Imperials ourselves?

>>13699328
We'll infiltrate in style.

What will it be, Endman?

Will you choose stealth or chicanery?

>>13699190
>I tried, but I couldn't figure out how to do outlined letters, would have been better

If you give me the .png without the text I can make outlined letters!

rolled 7 = 7

>>13699339
NEITHER!

RAM THE FRONT DOOR!

>>13699335
>>13699364

Waiting for consensus.

>orange laitente
No, it's orange *transparent chainsaw*, captcha.

rolled 2 = 2

>>13699364
Hells yeah, For Adventure! For Futuron!

rolled 3 = 3

>>13699394
This will not end well...

Maybe there are some more Futurons inside. Although I doubt anyone would invite these people to a classy ball.

rolled 8 = 8

>>13699358

rolled 6 = 6

>>13699364
>Sneak or disguise?
>RAM THE FUCKER
I love legoquest

"Hyaa!"

Antipolus cracks his whip, driving the slaves forward towards the huge doors!

Suddenly, disaster strikes! The slave-yolk, cut and rebound, snaps loose, sending the slave tumbling to the grass!

rolled 11 = 11

>>13699498
I wonder what is in the chest on the top?

rolled 1 = 1

>>13699507
search dat chest, save dem slaves

>>13699507
AW FUCK

rolled 1 = 1

>>13699509
>>13699516
Try to not crash first.

The other slave panics and runs forward to get out of the carriage's path, but tethered to the trace, finds that he cannot!

Roll a d12 for whatever you or Antipolus do, Endman!

rolled 1 = 1

>>13699537
pop a wheelie

rolled 7 = 7

fuckin 2 1's in a row

rolled 1 = 1

>>13699537
RIDE ON TWO WHEELS BABY

FOR THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!

rolled 8, 12 = 20

>>13699537
We must tilt the carriage over, this will cause it to slide on it's side into the mansion, taking out the guards at the door, and give us easy access to that treasure up top.

Antipolus can cut the other slave free and make sure they get out of the danger zone.

rolled 3 = 3

>>13699546
>>13699555
EJECT EJECT!!!!!!!!!!!

rolled 2 = 2

>Three ones in a row

We'll end up in the arena again (or worse) won't we?

Rolling to save our behinds.

>>13699546
>>13699555
Shit.

rolled 11 = 11

I'll leave now. Good luck cleaning up this mess guys.

>>13699577
fuck your 11

Pop a wheelie mixed with a left wheels coast

In other words, move on the back left wheel only.

>>13699546

rolled 9 = 9

>>13699691
MOVE!

"Yaaah!"

>>13699691
Awwwwww...

*SPLOOSH!*

What will you do, Endman?

rolled 6 = 6

>>13699713
BY THE AUTHORITY OF MY HAT REMOVE ME FROM THIS WATER AT ONCE!

(you ever have one of those nights when NOTHING GOES RIGHT?)

First I SMASH the carriage to bits with my ham-hands. Then I try to position it going into the pond, and I just. Cannot. Get. It. RIGHT.

ARGH.

I hope people are still having fun. I'd like to wrap this episode up in the next 90 minutes.

rolled 8, 6 = 14

>>13699713
Grab the treasure, berate the guards for allowing the foliage for growing too much and causing the carage to crash, like a boss.

>>13699725

Better think of something else to say!

rolled 12 = 12

>>13699764
Pretend to be an intoxicated noble

On an unrelated note, i love Endman. No matter how much shit happens he is always smiling.

rolled 8 = 8

>>13699764
"Guard, I just saw your brother making out with your wife!"

>>13699778

>>13699778
You are the Forever Hero, my friend.

>>13699733

Chest in hand, you tell the whitehat what you think about his lack of courtesy and stride toward the doors as if you beling here!

>>13699814
LIKE A BOSS

"Er... The Duke... and guest?"

>>13699866
This is my loyal retainer, Perrywinkle

>>13699866
 

"Er, uh, very well. Go right on in, sir!"

 
Guile and cunning have seen you this far, Endman of Futuron! Will they be enough to see you through the den of Imperials you now find yourself in?

And what of the Diamond of Amia? Somewhere inside the palace lies the most valuable stone to have ever been drawn from this planet!

TUNE IN NEXT TIME...

TO...

ENDMAN...

...AND THE CITY OF GOLD!

>>13699920
WHEN IN NEXT ONE!?

I just realized that since the original image was a .png anyway I could just put an outline on that text.

>WHEN IN NEXT ONE!?

I'm thinking maybe tomorrow night, same time?

>>13699944
The newer one is better though

>>13699969
Oh, did not realize.

Fixed!

So... how are people fixed for tomorrow?

All past episodes can be viewed here:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest


I like talking about Legos, so anyone who's still awake is welcome to ask questions or give me advice!

Everybody disappeared...


>book Nonaters
Well, sure the book is evil, but no naters? I shudder to even think about that!

>>13700079

It's 4am!

Also, I miss Bennie

>>13700079
You asked for questions or advice.

>>13700008
>>13699882
Look at those pictures. There's no questions to ask or advice to give, you're perfect. Just keep supplying us with this blocky heroin and we're all golden.

>>13700079
Will we ever have an adventure with Spaceman and the gang again?

>>13700096
>Look at those pictures. There's no questions to ask or advice to give, you're perfect. Just keep supplying us with this blocky heroin and we're all golden.

Ahahahaha. Thank you for the kind words. I'll try to keep up the pace as best I can.


>>13700088
>It's 4am!
Point.

>Also, I miss Bennie
I wasn't going to mention this, but I've been thinking about making a travelogue (probably pdf or cbr) of all the canon locations, people, etc. in Spaceman's universe. Good idea or bad idea?

>>13700131
Sure, why not?

>>13700115
>Will we ever have an adventure with Spaceman and the gang again?

I've had an idea for Spaceman and crew since the night his quest ended.


And on a related note, some avid Legonauts made a TV Tropes page about Spaceman's adventures. I posted it a few days ago, but here it is again:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LegoQuest

>>13700177

Playful morning bump.

I'm hoping to start the next episode around 21:00 board time tonight (that's 9 pm Eastern time).

I might go to Toys r' Us today and see if they have any of the new minifigs. NEW NPCS? PERHAPS!

I also took a picture of something I've had waiting in the wings for months last night. It looks pretty badass, but I don't want to spoil the surprise by posting it...

rolled 4 = 4

Wow, you just seem to get better and better at building (I really liked the carriage) and taking pictures. Keep up the good work!

>>13703460

Ha ha, thanks anon!

As much as I'd like to take credit for the carriage, I cribbed it from this model (made by Piglet on Brickshelf). I would have liked to have made an official Lego-model carriage using official instructions, but I couldn't find any that weren't open-roofed.

And now I am out the door to Toys "R" Us to see what can be seen. When I get back, Futuron travelogue, naptime, then LEGO QUEST!