OH GOD, HIS VOICE!

shi shi shaw
sko

>>14999425
What are you trying to say?

>>14999433
Man Iunno bout dem dang ol anonymous, man, dey jus you know man do whatever, never know who they are, you know, dang old goatse man, pervs man, gbt/r/, yanno...

Le bump.

>>14999444
Lol, thanks. /r/ is completely useless.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pathfinder+ultimate+magic+torrent
also
>>>/r/

Dale you giblet head, the SRD is good enough. Everybody already read this in your voice once and if you keep asking for the PDF I'm gonna kick your ass!

>>14999460


FFFFFFFFFFFF

>>14999457
Cool story, bro. /r/ is utter shit unless it's porn.

Oh my god...
Stay classy /tg/. Stay classy.

Jesus christ, I just had this shit READ to me in their voices. I need to lay down.

Hey guys? Hey, hey guys? Why don't we play something different for once? Sounds crazy, I know, but this guy on the internet suggested a game. Really realistic, he said, great rules. He called it...FATAL, I think. Yeah, FATAL.

>>14999468
Way to be a useless faggot. The third link on google is legit.

>>14999477
FATAL, you say?

>>14999480
>implying coming to /tg/ to request it isn't legit and you're not just a trolling fucknugget

>>14999491
Or you could just check google and have it in 30 seconds, instead of the 15 minutes you've spent in this thread.

http://www.demonoid.me/files/details/2638690/6323985/

I literally just stumbled across this on the top torrents of demonoid. enjoy.

>>14999499
It's the third link on google. Stop hand feeding these people.

>>14999487
Uh huh, yeah, he says it's historically correct and everything, a real break from D&D and a lot more advanced. I, uh, haven't looked in the rule book yet, cuz the guy in the book store just laughed at me when I asked for it, dunno why he did that, really. But I downloaded it off the 'internet' and I'll be reading it tonight! Gonna be great!

I go away for just a little bit to make dinner and I've got king of the hill and trolls up in my thread?

>>14999513
Oh aye, we got 'nuff o' these here voices in here already. No need t'add that thar Aku to the mix.

>>14999531
GOD DAMN YOU

>>14999531
>>14999513
Oh godfuckingdamnit.

>>14999531
FOOOOOURCHAAAAAN! WE COME TO DESTROY THESE VOICES AND THEN, THE WORLD! STOP READING THINGS IN CHARACTER'S VOICES AND GO TO BED! YOU HAVE THING TO DO TOMOOOOROOOW!

Crikey!

DIS IS LEETLE BEBBY FRED. BACK IN RUSSIA WE HAVE GUD THREADS FOR REAL MEN. GO OFF AND CRY LEETLE BAYBEEEZ!

This thread is stupid.

Good News everybody! From now on you'll be reading this post my voice. Oh my yes.

...what's that Mr Freeman? You have something to say too?

>>14999599
Call yerself a Comedian. Aint even funny.
Stupid thread, you make /tg/ look bad!

>>14999604

>>14999599
Why the hell are you even posting here, you crook? I thought you had the decency to die. And the rest of you people on this godforsaken board...you're all worthless...you're all scum.

Cave Johnson here. Now, you're gonna wanna hold on to your hats for this one, unless you keep your wallet up there in which case, take it off!

I've had more investors come to me with problems hearing my voice than any other issue. Beats me as why anyone's complaining, I think I sound great! What else to they want, non-cancerous gobstoppers? Buncha pansies!

Anyway, me and the eggheads' have whipped up a little gadget that cancels out all sound within a 25 foot radius. No birdsong, no babies crying, no goddamn federal agents whining at you to be more careful with astronauts! Great if you wanna pretend to be deaf, y'know mess with people. Hell, you can make THEM think they're deaf! Great party trick, and you won't even hear the sobbing!

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

>>14999610
WHASSAT?

SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE!

>>14999604
YES!!!

So, eh, what's going on in this thread, doc? Oh. Oooooooooooooh....Yeah, I shoulda taken dat left toin at Albuquerque. Dis isn't where I wuz supposed to be at all...

I don't even know what's going on in this thread.

This thread...intrigues me. I think that...it is unique among other threads of its kind. Other threads...aren't full of weird voices. They are...one voice. Many people...but with one voice. Here...people may enjoy their nostalgia. It is...a good thread.

Well how about that...

>>14999660
Damn it, Jim, if you ask me, and you haven't, I think this is a terrible thread! A bunch of no-talent anons think they're smart because they can put up a picture with text!

>>14999711
Doctor, your anger over a thread on an anonymous imageboard is nonproductive and illogical. They clearly are paying no attention to your assertions, and you cannot force them to. Therefore, complaining is entirely useless and unlikely to produce the desired result. Simply hide or ignore the thread if it is not to your taste.

>>14999739
I concur.

>>14999739
In Soviet Russia, thread hides you!

OH YE GODS MAKE IT STOP

Th-this isn't the Old Superheroes forum!

>>14999798
Stop, namefag? No, I don't think we will. It'd be much more interesting to see how this all plays out, wouldn't you say?

AAAAHA HA HA Yes... I Lold at this FOOLISH thred.

Why...he-llo, fooooourchan, it is...nice...to meet you. I ha-ve HEard many won-der-FUL THings A-boutyou fr-om myyyyyy....emp-lo-yerz...thEY...thInk yOu haVE po-TEN-tial...I thINK thEY are...wro-ONG....

Dees is moost excitining! Hewpfawlly deeh-deeh wihl not inteherrupt my study of dees threed.

This thread has achieved consensus. Imitation of dialogue styles of fictional characters, in the hope that they will hear the voices of said characters, is the topic. We will now attempt to engage in the thread topic, and accept consensus.

>>14999829
HIYA DEXTER! WATCHA UP TO, LITTLE BROTHER? OOOH, IT'S A WEBSITE! WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON-EWWWWWW, THAT IS GROSS! I'M TELLING MOM YOU WERE LOOKING AT GROSS STUFF!

>>14999862
Yeeesss, dat's right leetle sistah, ah have disckovered de pronography!

>>14999829
>>14999862
Hey kids, what are you looking at? Oh, the Internet, huh? Let your ol' dad see wh-

...

Boy, ah say BOY, this thread has been DE-railed! It's gone, ah say it's gone off in a different direction than lil' 'ol OP meant it to. The course has changed, boy, it's not what OP thought it'd end up as. You gettin' this, boy? You're starin' like, ah say you're STARIN' like you lost your last marble at a ball-bearin' fac-toh-ree. (That's a joke, son!)

>>14999872
That isn't mine, dad, it's Dexter's! He was looking at gross stuff, and I said that I was telling mom, and he said I couldn't tell mom, but I said uh-huh I could, and he said he wouldn't let me and I said 'you and what army', and then you walked in, and DEXTER WAS LOOKING AT PORN, DADDY!

>>14999829
>>14999862
>>14999869
>>14999872
>>14999887

>>14999869
I lold harder than I should have

Ahahaha! Now we see my nemesis DEXTER's downfall! Ahahahahaha!

>>14999869
This just made my morning.

>>14999829
>>14999862
>>14999869
>>14999872
>>14999887
Somebody screencap this shit.

You have made me proud. Now that's out of the way, how about we have you meet some of your old friend, deadly neurotoxin?

Also, you're fat.

Dad, I'm in Space.
I'm proud of you, son.
Dad, are you Space?
Yes, now we can be a family again.

Gee, isn't this board great? I can't believe how insightful you all are! How about we go about and cheer for you because you're so GREAT! You are better than me in every single way and I'm not just saying that because I have to!

>>14999901
Uh, yeah. Now that's out of the way, mind pulling that big lever over there? Yeah, the one with the red sign on it. Don't worry, nothing bad will happen. Obviously they told me that because, uhm, hey, look at that!

Caw CAW!

Is that a bird? Look, there's a bird behind you! Lovely plumage, look, it's lifting a talon. Quick, go outside and look at the bird and just leave me here, close to the lever. Lever here's gonna be here tomorrow and the bird's going to be gone any minute. Look, it's fluttering its wings, hurry!

rolled 15842 = 15842

>>15003108


Wellll, thats not very nice, is it?

I love you, /tg/

You're all reading these in the voices of the related pictures because of my superior Mind Taking!
BweeeooOOOoooop

Seriously though, I wouldn't be asking if I felt like torrenting was an option, but it's not.

So, no one will take a couple minutes to up it to Rapidshare?

>>15003452
UGH, Seriousthly, guy! Sthop trying to like, talk about things! People are too, like, busy reading this in my sexah, supah-fine voice anywaaayss.

You are now aware you tried making up a voice to read this in my voice.

I love you all!

>>15003233
You have gained a little weight, haven't you? You know, let me make it up to you. Come over to that door over there and I'll give you a surprise. And this time with real confetti, the good stuff. I was almost ashamed to let it go.

>>15003517
Gained weight? Gained weight? The cheek of it! I'll have you know I'm the very model of superior Gallifreyan physiology! And this style of coat is fashionable in three different galaxies!

>>15003469

>>15003599
That's interesting. Are you sure you don't want to go to your birthday party? We have that special cake you ordered, and a surprise. I don't want to spoil it of course, but there's some good cake. If you don't come everyone will be disappointed and you won't get to see the good confetti.

>>15003619

Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

I love you all!>>15003624

DEESPENSER!!!

>>15003619
Hmmm? Oh. Pay it no mind, Susan, it's just a human calculating machine. Primitive, but cunning enough, hmmm? Come along, Chesterfield! Susan! We must be off!

HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>15003639

FUCKING CAZADORSSSSS!!!

Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds~

>>15003682
The funny thing is that it was technically a mountaintop in the original myth.

Ahh this thread. With all it's voices and their accumulated copyrights, yes?

The great Kamina demand to kno what hell is going in this thread!

>>15003763
Stuff. And a fez. I have a fez again. Look at the fez. Fez. Fezzzzz. Fezzes are cool!

>Fezzes are cool!

Second.

Oh, wonderful. Now he's never going to take it back off. You can't wear a fez everywhere, Doctor!

Rory, back me up here. Rory?

>>15003823
Have a Fez, pond

>>15003882
DOCTOR!!!

>>15003823
Actually, I kind of like it.

...

Oh right, yeah Amy sure.

>>14999604
...

THIS THREAD WILL BE EX-TER-MIN-ATED!

Bumping for poor, derailed OP.

Enough! This quasi-ventriloquy is pointless! Now, Lords Anon have provided OP with the location of the Ultimate Magic PDF We will now crush this thread with one swift stroke.

Well, I was under the impression that OP had what he needed. So sorry if that isn't the case, but you know there's only so much we can do. Of course, we're always open to negotiations, yes?

>>15005791
Sorry, sir! I can't hear you in this helmet!

Now what about the Rival Guide?

This just might be the greatest thread.....IN THE WOOOORLD

Screw you meatbags! I'm gonna start my own voice thread! With blackjack...and hookers!

You know what? Forget the voice thread!

I'll give it to you for a quarter OP

>>15006377

Ehhhh, whatchya doin' there Squig?

This thread is solid fucking gold. Somebody archive this shit for posterity.

>>15006403

>>15006403
Don't. Really, just...just don't. Believe me, you don't want to do that.

You know, I don't ask for much. When I go on /tg/, I'd like to see a 40K thread or two, or some guy working on his D&D campaign, some custom Magic cards. MAYBE a single quest, provided it's good.

Instead, what do I see? a bunch of Dumbasses in a voice thread, THREE quest threads, AND YET ANOTHER RAPTURE TROLL.

>>15006533
Dat's what I say! All dese anons are messin' with me quota! I oughta be out reapin' but I can't leave me computer! Curse you /tg/!

/r Ogre yelling NERDS!

>>15006533
You know, I was gonna post some kind of snarky response, but then I sat back and realized that I am in complete and total agreement with you.
Word up, bro.

>>15006620
And the great thing is, you all just read that in his voice, regardless of the fact that it's not at all something he would say.
Gotcha good, /tg/.

>>15006403
>>15006419
>>15006464
Thread archived on suptg.
You can thank >>15006464 for posting a faggot picture.

>>15006533
/tg/ isn't your place to ask for anything.

" I is LOVED YOU'S /TG! "
" You's Is NEVER! change "

Space
This thread is guilty! Guilty! Guilty, of not being in SPACE!

>>15003823
Quick, what's going on in this thread!?

Oh, why, hello there, little lady. Out having yourself a little adventure in one of these voice threads?

Lets take a moment if you will. To examine what an astonishing thing a thread is.
It's series of nought 's and one's stored electronically. on a spinning disc far from where you now are. beamed across great spans then projected as a bunch of blue box's filled with funny dark squiggles.
But one glance at it and you're inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years.
Across the millennia, an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you.
Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs.
threads can break the shackles of time. And are proof that humans are capable of working magic.

You now realize you just had to find a voice epic enough to suit me.

>>15006943
Heard every fucking word.

>>15009007
PARKER! Who the hell is this ugly bastard, and what is he doing in my thread? I want that information yesterday, dammit, and you better have some good photos to go with it! And where the hell is that blood pressure medication?! YOU THERE! INTERN! Yes, you! I need a drink. Neat, strong, and fresh, and I need it an hour ago. PARKER! Why are you still here?!

Dost thou dare begin a thread like this without consulting the son of Odin Allfather?

Hey there /tg/! Such an interesting thread; any chance we can participate?

Don't worry man, I've saved this page.
No, I mean I've saved it.
Control + S.
Did it just now.

Please assume the position.

I LOVE YOU, /TG/

So whachu gonna do when you git back home?
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.....
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Tha's nice , but I betyer gonna STOP reading things in other people's voices now aincha?
...
I thought so. Now see here, *we* don't like it when people just*Stop* reading things in other people's voices-- Why, they can pretend it never happened! So hows about we give you somethin' you CAN'T pretend off?

Hahahaha, the day you came to /tg/ with nought but a request thread was the day you made your biggest mistake. This thread is proof of that, HAIL BISON.

>>15010873
Bison, I will stop you

>>15006695
That wasn't supposed to happen.

Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never read a post in the voice of its picture!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hah

Boo
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