Masturbate furiously.

Haven't seen this in a very long time.

Good times.

Pick an Alignment please.

GOOD

GOOD!

>>15089791
moralfags can fuck off, evil in this bitch

>>15089791
Evil, it'll keep my armpits ventilated, and i REALLY don't feel like clutching my own ass all the time

Neutral. Extremes are dangerous.

>>15089791
NEUTRAL

Güd

>>15089791
Good.

EEEVIIL.

Majority wins. We are going with good.
Please pick a beginning class, and one skill.

good

Stripper.

Sexiness skill.

>>15089849
Chef.

Cheese grating.

>>15089849

Fighter. Cooking.

Moritat Assassin
Dodge!

>>15089849
ANTI-PALADIN

Sexiness Skill.

Paladin with the skill of doing evil things subconsciously or by accident.

Anti-Paladin.  

>>15089865
That is not a real class, it's actually a subclass.
>>15089866
This also is a subclass.

VAMPIRE
BLUFF

I am not a vampire guys...

Paladin
of LOVE

Woah, fancy seeing you here, Mandingo!
Good luck on your quest, I can guarantee to /tg/ that it'll be filled with d'awww.

Anti-Paladin with Sexiness skill!    

>>15089849
Florist class, skill in making explosives

ANTI-PALADIN

ALIGNED WITH KHORNE

>>15089885
And just to be clear Love is the skill!

>>15089849
inquistioner

>>15089849
Inquisitor
craft horrific mental image

>>15089921
>>15089910
>inquistioner
>neko

Bard. Sexiness skill!

>>15089849
Mandingo! You are missed over on TGChan!

Dancer/Illusions

ANTI-PALADIN

Bard!!! Mandingo was a bard ffs!

We are a bard who plays a violin.

Anti-Paladin.    

Class
>Anti-Paladin
Skills
Default: Sexiness skill
Learned: Love
Aligned with: Khorne

>>15089968
>Aligned with: Khorne

>>15089968
HOW DOES ONE BE GOOD KHORNATE ANTI-PALADIN OF LOVE?

So she kills with the power of love?!

>>15089968
HE DOES NOT CARE FROM WHERE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT DOES!

Oh lord...

>>15089968
>Aligned with: Khorne
Menstruation all day everyday. Khorne care not where the blood flow.

>>15089968
Let us venture forth and slay evil.

...Then take their skulls, because... they are evil and.... we totally are not....

OK LETS GO AND GET ON WITH OUR CRAZY AGGRESSIVE LOVE WARMONGERING

>>15089991
Oh God, What the fuck man.

And so we go forth. To right wrongs and smite the good. With the power of love of course.

Nah dudes nah, it'll be by giving poor guys massive anime nosebleeds.

But before we set out, we should stop by the town.
Visit:
>Inn
>Shop
>Pub
> Town Message Board/Forum
>Temple

>>15090039
But.. you are also good! Do we beat down good, in the name of evil, using the power of love, for the greater good?

I'm confus @_@

NO MATTER FIND A STUCK UP GOODY GOODY WHO NEEDS A HOT LOVE INJECTION

>>15090056
Shop.
Let's buy a two handed dragon dildo for slaying the other guys.

>>15090056
Temple. To pray we don't fuck up.

TO THE PUB

>>15090056
Lets go to the pub and see if we can pick up chicks.

Temple, then we take the priest to the pub

Shop

Shop, we need equipment.

>>15090056
TEMPLE. OFFER SKULL FOR KHORNE.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODWBLARUSSRAIOWHDOWO.

>>15090056

>Other: Brothel

Lets see if we can make some money.

>>15090056
Town message board. Find some evil to smite!

Pub.

To ye olde weapon shope! With haste!

>>15090084
no we smite good, because it needs it sometimes

Pub.

>>15090098
But isn't she suppose to be good aligned?

>>15090056
Pub

>>15090107
We smite those that are good but have forgotten the power of love!

So we bang them.

>>15090107
Tough love in the name of khorne. engage good in the name of honorable combat to determine who is of greater martial prowress and to better the weaker, Of course enemy skulls and blood are great tokens of appreciation to khorne and any blood spilt is sacred no matter what small amount, as it is honorable to put your flesh on the line in a battle.

y'know these drawings seem really familiar

Like Kevin Bolk drew these or something...

And so our first stop is to the local shop. Maybe, we can find something like a bag, or a new weapon better then the new broad sword that we are now carrying.

Bag of holding that turns out to be a bag of devouring!

>>15090140
use sexiness, entice shopkeep.

The shop is ran by a troll who doesn't take his eyes off of us. But we don't care as we have just found SOMETHING amazing.

>>15090148
Seconded. Ask for "special deals" there may be some special magical thingamajig you can grab!

>>15090107
We are the hero [OP Universe] deserves. But not the one it needs right now. And so they'll hunt us. Because we can take it. Because were not their hero.We're a silent guardian. A watchful protector. An Anti-Paladin.

A destroyer of foes. It's 20 gold pieces but look how shiny it is....I wish we had money, we should fix that some how.

>>15090157
THE TROLL HAS A PIG NOSE

>>15090171
Use love skill, sexiness skill is lame.

The Troll is EVil, Smite him for 20 Gold

to the pub for quests for money!

>>15090171
see
>>15090083

>>15090171
Pay the troll with your sexiness

STEAL IT! It is for the purpose of vanquishing foes, and therefore is good.

>>15090171
Sell something
Like sell him a black eye with your fist

Seduce the troll, smite his mind with your tits

>>15090171
Attempt some form of magic. You do have class levels, right?

Hopefully this will go better than last time, yes OP?

>>15090171
Show him what you learned in Endrian's harem! That'll down the price.

>>15090260
Bracing.

"Mr.shopkeep, I don't have 20 gold pieces...but If you will accept a trade instead..."

>>15090278
inb4 lame ass deal offering an item and not what we expect

>>15090278
attempt to show your boobs, then eat his head in your demon form

"I'd like to trade my swortd and my love for this fine weapon."
With great giddy embarrassment, The sword is flung at the shop keep, his blood a disgusting candy red color, goes all over, it's like he's got 32 gallons of blood or something.

>>15090278
Shopkeeper willie only accepts gold an' apples. Ye' best me havin' some mighty fine apples.

>>15090302
I WANTED BOOBS
DARN THEE

>>15090302
>Mfw

>>15090302

Are you... drunk?

I'm kinda ok with it if you are. Really.

>>15090302

>>15090302
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>15090302

>>15090302
>>15090326
Total current bloodcount: 32 gallons

>>15090302
Well, at least Khorne is happy

Strange kind of 'Good.'

Good to see you again, btw.

GOOD SHALL BE SMOTE AND EVIL SLAYED
JERKS SHALL BE RAPED AND NICE ONES LAID

Mandingo? Doing a new quest?! Yes!

"Is that a yes...?"
After a minute or two of silence, you take the shopkeep lying dead in a pile of blood with a sword sticking out of his head as a yes.

And thus the dragon headed "wand of pleasure" was added to your inventory taking up your own slot.

Where to next:
>Inn
>Pub
> Town Message Board/Forum
>Temple

Well now that he is dead, let us liberate all of the shiny possessions from his tyrannical grasp.

And then on to the pub.

This character looks familiar to me...

>>15090370
Pub, let's grab a female and try out that wand of pleasure.

GO TO TEMPLE, FIND PRIESTESS, APPLY WAND OF PLEASURE

To the Temple! Um. Temple aligned with whom?

Pub. We need to a chance to use our sexiness skill on potential hot chicks

>>15090383
>>15090377
Why not one after the other?

TO THE PUB!

Go to the temple, murder paladins.

>>15090400
If we find paladins we should make them fall instead... I'm sure we can get creative there

We are a Good-aligned Anti-Paladin of Khorne. We need to go to the Temple to get Healings. On our brain.

>taking up your own slot

Oh u.

We reach the pub, located by the Town message boad/forum.
But we ignore the potential jobs and go inside.

>>15090460
ALE AND WENCHES

>The pub is very low lite inside, which makes makes no difference to see in , so you can make out where the bar is, and that there are a few people and things scattered around. As well as lovely ladies just hanging about the wall.

>>15090460

We are wearing a yamaka? Are most anti-paladins jewish?

>>15090477
To the wall of wenches!

>>15090477
Is that a catgirl in the top right corner?
Use sexiness and wand of pleasure on her.

There's something i don't get...
we are good but we are an anti paladin... so are we trying to make this world better by defeating other good people?
Our philosophy is a bit weird.

To our pockets. How much disposable capital do we have?

Mack on the ladies, see if they have any "problems" we can "help" them with.

Go after the ladies!

>>15090493
did not notice that. If true, SECONDED

oh, please, not lesbic sex. At least let's grow a cock or something.

Lesbian sex all the way.

Just work in "Ohoho why not whore ourselves?" and you'll be good. Or something.

>>15090524

>>15090507
You've been /d/etected.

Also, pleasure stick the kitty!

are we going to turn this into an excuse to have something similar to human contact?

Approaching the wall, the two women seem to take notice of you right away.

>>15090603
Seduce the neko

>>15090603
MURDER THEM

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>15090603

So it WAS a catgirl!

It's on.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Sex up the one in the dress!

rolled 7 = 7

>>15090603
Can we have a perception test to make one of them out as a virgin?
Blood must flow!

"Good evening ladies, do you know about what's good in the world, and the power of love? As well as the righteous will of Khorne and the power of the blood?"

Your best pick up line, And ya know what, it's terrible....You should go out into the world and get some worldly knowledge so you can do it better.

Non-catgirl seems curious. Catgirl is filled with disdain. I vote Non-catgirl.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD   

>>15090628

I know, i know!

Let's cut ourselves to show the girls how the real perfection flows inside of our bodies, let the blood flow so they can understand the real beauty of this existence

>>15090628
for the sake of taking the plot hook that other players are missing. GO OUTSIDE. READ JOB BOARD.

>>15090628
RAPE IS IMMINENT.
RAPE THE NEKO.

Recruit them! Add them to our party!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODasdsafdsagfsafsagsagdsagdsagds

>>15090659
Fuck yeah!
Soylent Green for Yuri! ..Uhm I mean, Yuri for the Blood God!

>>15090651

Seconded.

>>15090661
>>15090647
>>15090627
>>15090617
>>15090611
>>15090333
>>15090334
>>15090326
>>15090126
>>15090081
>>15089991
>>15089988

Can we renounce Khorn? Pease? This shit is growing tiresome. 40k is a load of piss.

>>15090651

Yeah, this.
I have enough sex in the real life to waste some nice adventure like that.

>>15090685
why did the 40kids have to ruin this thread...

2d20

rolled: 8 and 15

The one on the left, does not seem to be a virgin, but the cat girl however does and listens to your words with great sincerity. While the other girl seems to walk off seeing you as a wast of time.

You tell her about the joys of Khorne and blood, She seems rather okay with this. And thanks you for showing her a way of life she had never even considered.

>because /tg/ is a worksafe board and without spoilers, I can't actually give you the yuri portion in this thread. So we will be going towards plot. Sorry.

>>15090687

Are you the Chosen One?

>>15090700

THAAAAAAAAAANNNNKSSSSSSSS

>>15090700
Wtf man?

>>15090685
>>15090699
Majority wins.

I suggest suicide if you don't want to live in a world like this.

>>15090700
Lawl.

Well, we could take the catgirl to the Temple, for further instruction, or we could check out the Message Board. I vote Message Board, and maybe provide religious instruction to our new catgirl cultist on the way. possibly even field experience, if there are any interesting jobs.

>>15090700
take new bitch. go outside. read board.

>>15090700
>Implying Porn is moderated in /tg/
>Implying you shouldn't upload it to say imageshack and link it if you're paranoid

There are Currently four missions:

The first mission:
locate a missing cat, for a wealthy family. The cat is a rare breed with magical abilites. Believed to be kidnapped. Reward is 20 gold peices

Second mission:
The black knight seems to have been causing trouble for caravans carrying precious cargo, leaving only one survivor with each attack. And needs to be dealt with, and reward is 90 gold pieces.

Third Mission:
Slay the giant ogre who has been taking crops from the farming district.
Reward: a bag of holding, and a bunch of carrots.

fourth mission:
A nearby wizard needs ingredients to complete a rare spell. But he is impure and cannot collect them. He needs some one to collect a bit of fur of a fat unicorn.

>>15090787
Ogre needs to be killed

>>15090762
This

>>15090800

Second

>>15090787

NO! guys, think about it.
We should help the wizard, he could give us some good magic items or even enchance our combat with some spells. We should help him, there's no reward on the post so we should talk that with the man.

>>15090762
You need por so badly?
Sad, sad little man.

>>15090787
Slay the afro knight.

Also, I require some cat-girl yuri now.
use tinypic, don't use lame excuses! :(

>>15090787
My roll was granted and we got ourselves a catpanion, awright.

I would send the pure neko-girl to collect the Unicorn-fur. Meanwhile we enjoy the manyfold, yet monochrome blessings of Khorne and slay the racistically depicted Black Knight.

Step 1) Find Kitty Cat
Step 2) Recruit Kitty Cat
Step 3) Fight Crime