...

I don't know, but all I do know is I want the fucking writefags on this STAT.

they already are their called salamanders

>all space marines

Oh no you di-in't!

what if the adeptus mechanicus was?

>from /v/ and /co/
Why do you always come to us with these questions?

But anyways; space marines would be a lot less effective in combat, but xenos wouldn't want to fight them anyways due to how they drag out the fight, and Chaos would avoid them due to how they can be louder than the most amped up Noise Marine.

Due to the way the Geneseed works, this means in this universe the Emperor was a sassy black woman instead of a serious middle-eastern man.

imokaywiththis.jpg

>>16055498
Guardsmen would take care of their equipment a lot better.

We're not as good at this as /co/ was.

>>>/v/107853725

>MMMMM-MMMMM. HONEY, YOU DID NOT JUST SUGGEST THAT I TURN TO KHORNE. NIGGA WHAT KINDA NAME IS KHORNE ANYWAYS? BUTTER FOR THE BUTTER GOD, COBS FOR THE COB THRONE? PUH-LEEZE. THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN I NEED IN MY LIFE, AND HE'S GOT A THRONE MADE OF SOLID GOLD. AIN'T NOBODY PULLING DOWN DOUGH LIKE HIM, BABY. I SHOLD EXTERMINATUS YO ASS FOR EVEN SUGGESTIN' I CHEAT ON HIM, HONEY.

>>16055522
such is their fear of Magos Sheniqua Luella Bates Washington Jones

>>16055488

>ORKS, NOW DON'T YOU GET ME STARTED ON NO ORK PROBLEM, GUARDSMEN BOYS. I CAN'T GO CLEANING YO PLANET EVERYTIME A BUNCH OF PUNKASS ORKS SPILL ALL OVER IT. I AINT YO DAMN MAID. NOW YOU GO DOWN THERE AND YOU GO SHOW THOSE GREEN HONKEYS WHO CALLS THE SHOTS AROUND HERE

>>16055544

>>16055575
this one is called Lucretia
>>16055498
there's also the character from Boone quest, but she's one of those animu characters in blackface

Sistahs of Battle?

Tyler Perry's Diary of a Mad Black Space Marine

>>16055596
Order of the Ebony Chalice?

>>16055600
>In the grim darkness of the 41st century, there is only Madea

>>16055544
>WHAT KINDA NAME IS KHORNE ANYWAYS? BUTTER FOR THE BUTTER GOD, COBS FOR THE COB THRONE?
SO. MUCH. WIN!

>>16055600

"Sistas of Battle"

OH NO YOU DIDUNT JUST ACCUSEE ME OH STEALIN, BITCH, YOU THE SKANK ROUND HERE, THIS WAS A GIFT, FROM MY BABY-DADDY, SO DON'T YOU GO DISRESPECTING HIM, HE HAVE A JOB, WHAT YOU'RE BROKE ASS NIGGA GOT? WELFARE?

>>16055682
WDD? WHITE DWARF DEX? DON'T YOU TRY AND PLAY ME, I DON'T NEED NO MAN.

>>16055713
>>16055578
>>16055544

Oh god I can't stop laughing.

>>16055600
Tyler Perry presents Tyler Perry in Tyler Perry's Diary of a Black Space Marine as portrayed by Tyler Perry

BATTLE SISTER LATISHA, READY YOUR BOLTER

>>16055519
MMMMMmmm mMMMMM, Oh NO YOU DID'UNT Horusisha! You best Apologise to Sanguinisha, Or IMMA gonna have to show you the back'o my hand, Or my name isn't the Emperor of All Mankindesha, MMMMM mMMMMM *snap* *snap*

"SISTERS! READY YO BOLTERS AND TAKE OF YO EARRINGS! THOSE ORKS JUST LOOTED THE WRONG BITCHES WEAVE!"

>>16055713
This one is better

This is why I sometimes love /tg/

I'M BLACK AND I'M BEAUTIFUL! I DON'T NEED NO INQUISTOR TELLIN' ME I AIN'T! AM I GONNA HAVE TO GO UPSIDE YO HEAD?! YOU BEST BE INQUISITATIN SOMEWHERE ELSE, BITCH! SHENIQUA ANGELOS, HOLD MY PURITY SEALS, IT ABOUT TO GET HER-A-SEE ALL UP IN THIS BIZ-NITCH!

Needs olbigationary Black Sistah of Battle trio.

One sassy fat chick, one cocktease and one ill-tempered midget.

Constantly, I mean CONSTANTLY fight with one another.

Space Marine 1: ...so this Ultramarine bitch come up to me, thinking she all bad and shit juss cuz she got her sum terminatuh armor

Space Marine 2: Oh hell no whad you do girl?

1: I was all like nuh uh bitch you do not come up to me like that thinking you bad you do not know me im from the block i will rip the damn weave right out yo head if you try to mess with this black woman

2: Aw shit you go girl if it was me i woulda knocked the taste out that bitch mouth

1: Yeah I know this bitch think she got class juss cuz....(Space Marine 1 interrupted by battle sistah)...Aw hell nah who you think you iz you dont see me on the vox talkin to my girl? You need to back up right now, you do not interrupt this sistah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ
>Watch Video
>Random Name is your next DW character

>>16055888
their fighting is part of how the entire group fights.

basically, it's so intense, it kills other people.

>>16055899
Courtney.

>>16055888
>Who YOU calling a Crack WHORE you FAT BITCH,
>YEAH well at least I Ain't No SQUAT HO
>AWH NAH YOU DIDUNT, I AINT NO SQUAT, YOU THE SQUAT, SQUAT AAAND FAT, AND YOU JUST A SKINNY BITCH

And they were the most blessed of all the emperors daughters

Terra Fried Kroot

with Lumpy Gravy (tm). Endorsed by many, loved by more.

>>16055899
Obamanqua... Just... Just that.

Sista of Battle: OOOOhhh gurl, you hear about dat punk-ass Abbadon?

2nd Sista: Yeah gurl, I heard 'bout him. He think's he so great, leadin' cruz-sades 'gainst Cadia.

Sista of Battle: Now don't tell La-Shawnda, but if was in charge, I woulda dropped his ass faster then a brother drops his pants.

2nd Sista: Yeah gurl, I woulda "abandoned" him forever ago.

Sista of Battle: Ya, dat's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

>YFW Vulkan was a sassy black women the whole time.

This thread requires archiving, so other black sisters may draw power and courage from it.

>>16055522
>>16055533
>>16055544
>55522
>55533
>55544
THE GODS OF PROBABILITY LOOK UPON THIS THREAD AND SMILE.

emperor was a turk from anatolia

dealwithit

>>16056032
Done

>>16055498

already been done

>>16056126

Except Anatolia wasn't conquered by the Turks yet when the Emperor was born.

Then @u@.

>>16055960

I take your sbahj image and raise you one.