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12/11/11(Sun)23:16 No.17184385All right, I've managed to piece together exactly what I drank last night, by consulting a friend of mine, whom I started the evening with.
>We began around 8:00, after finishing some studying, by polishing off a 12-pack of hard cider >Two bottles of imitation Champagne was located and consumed >At this point, we went to a small party a friend was throwing. An unknown quantity of shitty beer in cups was consumed; apparently, seven games of beer pong were won in a row by us, including a shut-out. >We proceeded to take shots for a short period of time; numbers vary based on witnesses >We were finally kicked out after I seized control of the DJ station, began scratching over some Propellerheads, and freestyled about how someone named Sarah was a bitch >Upon arriving back to our apartment, vodka was consumed in unknown quantities; there is an empty bottle of Icelandic vodka in my freezer, with a two-dollar bill in it. >More cider bottles are emptied, three broken pencils are found in the bathroom, along with the aborted sculpture of Crab Nicholson
This is what happened last night, as I have pieced it together today. I'm not sure how I'm alive, if I'm still drunk, or if this is a hallucination. |