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!!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)02:47 No.17692855>>17692851
>Bits of my poop are splattering all over the Gamestop customers gathered around me, none of them seem to even care
>Some of the women even start to rub it into their faces and chests as they dance along with me
>Start doing a helicopter spin on my head
>The poo splatters the game racks, the walls, the floor around me; every surface in the room is quickly being painted by my foamy mess
>I’m nearing 25 rotations, well past my record
>Some of the electrical appliances start to fizzle and smoke as diarrhea seeps into their circuitry
>I finally attempt a freeze move, but the centrifugal force of my spin combined with the slippery surface of shit below me instead cause me to jettison horizontally
>Homies scatter like leaves before me as I rocket towards the exit on my belly, like some kind of twisted shitty Slip-n-Slide
>At this point the cash register, lights and display machines of the shop are shooting sparks wildly and beginning to flame up
>As I burst through the glass doors, the Gamestop behind me erupts into a fireball, the force of the explosion launching me high into the air, and I strike a pose like a plucked chicken dinner as I sail into the atmosphere of the mall riding high upon the crest of my shit wave |
