>>17907053
>What do?

Upgrade our own room. That way we might invite other robot masters over.

Otherwise let's do Spark Man.

Check out our room.

And do Metal Man, as he is probably easy and his weapon is BITCHIN'.

You head over to your personal quarters to upgrade/customize it, and are surprised by a note on the door.

>Blade Woman,
>Quick Man informed us that you were responsible for the incredible design of his customized winning vehicle.
>We were hoping you would consent to an exclusive interview regarding its creation
>-Regards, the Battle & Chase News Crew

Hell yeah, interview!

>>17907300
Let's schedule the interview and then go shopping. You said we get some kind of robo-salary.

You schedule the interview, it will now be available on the speed dial at your convenience.

You enter you personal quarters and find it rather... sparse. This is because you haven't done any customizing yet!

At the top level of customization is your two-tone palette, currently it is set at the default, brown and grey. You can change these to anything you want.

At the middle level of customization are your necessities, which would be your bed, an Intellectual hobby, and a Creative hobby. Currently, they are interchangeable as they are set on Computer and Bookshelf respectively. Your hobbies can be changed to anything that fits the bill as Intellectual or Creative.

At the bottom level are your trinkets. Little pieces of customization or decoration that add to whatever look you're going for. You currently have none selected. You can choose to display any item you can feasibly have kept throughout your quest. Examples include:
>Photography equipment
>Suit of armor
>Blueprints for Quick Man's new car

As an aside to all of this, every piece of customization can be further modified by an Aspect. You can only assign one Aspect to each component, but you can use it as many times as you'd like. Your currently available Aspects are:
>Wisdom
>Charm
>Class
>MORRIGAN
>JEDAH

For more information, please consult the included instruction book.

Color Scheme: Green and Yellow
Apply Class to Bookshelf
Apply Charm to Computer
Display Suit of Armor

Wondering now if we could have shown our sweetass suit of armor to Blade Man to get into his pants easier. Moot point now!

>>17907605
>>17907675
Plainly, we need a MORRIGAN styled bed.

You try basing the palette off of your own, switching the PC out for a more Charming Mac, Classing up that bookshelf a bit with some regal designs, and displaying your suit of armor.

It's alright, but you recall that the computer and bookshelf aren't set in stone, and can be switched for anything intellectual or creative. Just a reminder.

>>17908030
I think the MORRIGAN beed is a bit too much, see what happens when you apply JEDAH to it.

Replace BOOKSHELF with ARTISTIC NUDE POSTER.

You swap out the MORRIGAN Aspect with a JEDAH one, which makes your bed much less sexually inviting, and more functional, with an accommodating headboard.

You also switch the bookshelf for a Classy artistic nude poster.

>>17908358
WISDOM bed.

Decoratin' complete! Let's go get our clang on.

You try applying Wisdom to the bed.

It's alright.

I like the Morrigan bed more. Go big or go home.

How much time do we got before the interview?

You can do the interview at your leisure, you scheduled it after all.

It has been added to the speed dial as a special event.

>>17908682
Splash Women

Since I suggested Airman last night, I can't seem to get that song out of my head...

Doo..

I can't defeat Airman...GODDAMNIT!

Interview! Set boobies to STUN.

Yeah, Splash Woman will work.

You leave your room as it is and head over to Splash Woman.

You find her still at the karaoke bar, I mean, you did just see her in there like an hour ago.

>>17909001
Oh god, that faggot is still singing. Btw, is there a test we can run on him to see if he gave us that stalker virus?

>>17909001
Go say hi to her

Walk over and sit next to her with a pair of drinks.

What song is Shade Man singing?

>>17909143
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGrFKnPAbs8

You take a few drinks over to Splash Woman's table, and try to strike up a conversation.

She seems rather enraptured by Shade Man's singing, you take a listen yourself.

>Despair, the end of the world
>I hear the rising phoenix in my dreams
>And the virgin child made her wish upon a star
>That night her mother talks no more

Man, this song sounds like it was written by some kind of weird reverse weeaboo.

>>17909051

There may be ways to test if someone is carrying a Stalker, but the only method of success that has worked so far is to change powers in front of them, as Stalker carriers seem to be the only ones to notice.

>>17909328

>>17909328
Shout outs to Dr. Peace.
I wish i didn't killed him

We already did Shade Man, but if Splash Woman wants to jump his bones, we could always do a threesome.

>>17909328
Her helmet... Is that a wisdom upgrade?

Let's ask her to invite Shade Man to our table after he's done singing.

You suggest that they invite Shade Man over to their table once he's done, and they rope him into a three-way.

Of course you're very subtle and classy about it, and Splash Woman says she's game if you can get him to agree.

Switch to WILD COIL like a boss.

>>17909670
Guess we should wait until he finishes his song, unless we plan on barging on stage and singing with him.

You switch to Wild Coil and tell Splash Woman you can be very convincing.

She just gives you a thumbs up.

Is it something you can dance to? Maybe we can go up there with splash and do back up dancing for him. Way to break the ice at least.

>>17909882
Not really, it's more of a crooning tune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y35Q7xXmTUQ

>>17909919
Well shit, just go up and ask him to finish, then. Ans isn't shade man the one we suspect of being infected with stalker? I wonder if Morrigan can do something about that.

>>17909982
We can't just go up and interrupt his song! That's a no class move and it'll make us stand out.

>>17909982
>ask
I mean wait for him to finish, derp.

You wait for him to finish him up, and wave him over.

As he is a possible Stalker carrier, you ask MORRIGAN for advice. A recommendation is made, if he is carrying a Stalker it may be best to switch to your primary weapon as he would recognize that you have switched since the last time you met and a Stalker carrier could recognize that. This would let him know you have a Stalker without you knowing if he has one, putting you at a disadvantage.

OH GOD NOW SHE TELLS YOU AND HE'S COMING THIS WAY WILD COIL OR YOUR STANDARD BLADE WHICH ONE WHICH ONE AAAAA

>>17910079
Primary weapon, and then switch to Wild Coil later if we're going to have to play sexy mind games with him or if he's not being cooperative.

>>17910092
Safest bet.

You switch back to your default weapon and play it cooool.

Shade Man pulls up a seat.

>"Good evening ladies, I trust you enjoyed the performance?"

>>17910240
Butter him up, say that it was wonderful, just the kind of performance we expect from him.

Say us and Splashy were just talking about how nice his singing voice is.

General complementaries and what not.

The night goes on.

You compliment Shade Man's abilities, he's flattered but says it's just something he does in his spare time, it's not like he actually puts effort into it or anything.

FUCK THAT says Splash Woman, halfway into her fifth drink by your count. She says he should fuckin', be on the radio or T.V. or some shit. Fuck.

>>17910448
Oh, this is going down hill fast for Splash Woman

>>17910460
But good for us. Even if we don't get a chance to suss out Shade Man, it'll be easy to do our thing.

>>17910079
Wait, didn't we switch powers in front of him when we were at his place?

Like, I'm pretty sure we switched to Junk Man right there.

SAY. We should mention Quick Man's car and how he was part of the "inspiration" for it. Maybe see if he was watching that race.

You point out to MORRIGAN that he already saw you switch powers.

WELP, whatever, guess you're possibly at an unnecessary disadvantage, or nothing. oh well

>>17910448
Fuck that. Just keep ordering drinks for Splash Woman until she's beastly drunk. Then we can escort her home, claiming we just don't want to embarass herself in front of that guy.

Then we fuck her. Without Shade Man.

>>17910548
I don't want to do that to her... of course achieving the threesome can infect her and that isn't cool either. And of course failure isn't an option. So how about we switch back to coil, inquire him about infections, get him to admit too much, and get splash woman pissed at him and fall into our arms?

>>17910623
Not this.

Also, since he would have seen us switch, but we DEFINITELY infected him since we've got his part, maybe he isn't a stalker after all.

Or MAYBE he's got weird ulterior motives. Like us!

>>17910607

Welp

Also
>>17910630

>>17910656
jesus christ how horrifying

>>17910607
>porky_minch_in_drag.jpg

Switch to Wild Coil, we haven't got anything to lose.

You stick with your current weapon and try to get Splash Woman blackout drunk.

This has mixed results, as she just continues to drunkenly stroke Shade Man's ego, and he seems to be enjoying it.

>>17910727
Wild Coil up in this bitch! Put the pressure on him to put the pressure on her, and who cares if she gets infected! WE'RE trying to infect her too fer god's sake.

Excuse yourself, drag splash woman along to the rest room and take her there. presto.

>>17910818
She's not gonna let us drag her away as long as he's there. She clearly has an inescapable craving for his sparkly robot goods!

>>17910727
She can't hold her liquor, but she won't spill it either. Annoying.

>>17910623
I still want to do this, but can't think of a way to pull it off.

>>17910727
Continue to complement him, comment that you all should spend some quality time together sometime

You switch to Wild Coil and just sort of go along with it.

You join Splash Woman in heaping praise on Shade Man's singing ability.

He continues the humble routine, but seems a little more sincere about it.

"So you can tell she's got like this enormous crush on you right?"

>>17910985
>splash woman
>feet

well that explains a lot

>>17911006
This works

>"So you can tell she's got like this enormous crush on you right?"
>"No, you think?"

>>17911053
That's our chance. Drag her to the rest room right now and do it.

>>17911053
Engage threesome!

>>17911053
> Not sure if sarcastic

"What so you're just using her to pepper you ego? That's real classy Vlad."

Right now we have the best possible opening to get to the bottom of this virus business. Time for smooth interrogations

>>17911053
He's hardly touched his drink...

>>17911098
He doesn't drink... Vine.

Or vhatever the shit is in that glass.

You comment on how he's barely touched his drink.

He says he doesn't drink... oil.

You can't believe he used such a cliche vampire line.

>>17911181
CALLED IT

>>17911181
the look on splash woman's face.

>>17911181
Ask if he saw Quick Man's race.

>>17911181
"That line... sucked"

>>17911195
>>17911196
rhymemind

You tell him that line sucked, HAAAA.

You also ask him if he saw that race Quick Man won.

He says he heard about it, apparently some weird shit went down. He doesn't actually follow racing so he's not sure about the details.

>>17911232
I think splash woman is currently 404.

>>17911232
Yeah he won because I built him a badass ride. I based the body on your weapon, and it turned out being full of terrible viruses. Does hid he not know or not care about everything he's been picking up and spreading with his sleeping around?

>>17911238
We'll refresh her soon enough.

>>17911232
To get Shademan away from the table for a moment, lets finish our drinks and ask him to get them some more.

Since Splashie is all for the threesome, we should signal to her to start making the move. Maybe get her to do some kissing to arouse Shademan....and maybe she'll like it.

...

Never thought I'd be involved in something like this..

>>17911232
Tell him about how we built the car, using him as part of the inspiration, and how it flipped. Use SLY INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES.

Also, poke Splash Woman. I guess it figures that she drinks like a fish.

>Splash Woman

Cloudflare_error.jpg

Ask if we should move the party to our place.

>>17911281
>>17911238
Considering where she's been for the previous panels I think it is rather some kind of sensory overload.

You give Splash Woman are cautionary pokeshove and get all interrogatory with Shade Man.

You tell him how you designed a car inspired by him, and it got all spooky and viral. What's up with that?

He asks how being inspiration would have anything to do with him directly, unless you somehow got ahold of his actual data.

WAIT SHIT

>>17911338
We were in a fix with Quick Man since we blew up his car (long story) so we needed data. We got it from Cut Man who we knew as a fellow enthusiast of sharp things and who pulled some strings with Wily and who is a TRUE BRO.

>>17911338
Goddammit guys.

Play it off that "I think you remember our performance test earlier, I used the results from that."

>>17911338
Are you implying something Shade Man?

>Oh you know us, we're all creepy like that. Bagging data for our man shrines... it's sorta our thing.

Blink to his weapon.
"Hmm?"

You say you got his data during that 'performance test' you had earlier, you then switch to his weapon for some reason.

>>17911436
Don't give me that look. You know Wily much longer than I do, and I even I can notice he's starting to get desperate.

>Don't give me that look. You know Wily much longer than I do, and I even I can notice he's starting to get desperate.

He asks you what the hell you're talking about.

>>17911436
say we'd love to get another look at his data, and we know someone who'd love to join us (point at splash woman)

>>17911507
Haven't you seen Corn Man?

Switch back to the Wild Coil! SWITCH BACK TO THE WILD COIL!

You switch back to the Wild Coil and suggest you, Splash Woman, and he do have another maintenance session.

He asks if it'd be such a good idea taking advantage of Splash Woman like this, she seems... really out of it.

>>17911622
Agree with him. We should take Splash Woman to our room, let her sleep it off, make her breakfast the next morning and then have symmetrical dockings with her in the show.

>>17911655
>show
shower

>>17911622
"Yeah, she's really out of it, I'll take her back and see that she gets into bed."

Then put her in our bed.

Then drunk sexytimes (forcefully if need be)

>>17911655
This. Suggest his place.

>>17911686
this, but without the forceful drunk sexytimes

>>17911708
No need to get Shade Man involved, he's a creep anyway.

You decide to just take Splash Woman back to your place just in case.

Shade Man raises a glass in your honor.

>>17911822
Do we know anything that might help against her robo-hangover?

You leave Splash Woman on your bed.

I wonder where you're going to sleep.

HMMMMM

>>17911862
Isn't the bed big enough for two?

With her, obviously.

>>17911862
Also on the Bed.

Also, use WISDOM to see if there's something we can do against hangovers.

>>17911862
What form would make the biggest bed possible? Guts man was big and nice, lets try that.

Tonight on Lady Robot Master Quest:

Blade Woman is painfully schizophrenic in her actions.

>>17911862
Shade man powers and bed then lets get a rockin

>>17911910
That will only give us a virus ridden mattress.

You lie down next to Splash Woman and see if you can come with a good hangover cure.

Hmmmm.... nope.

You also consider just fucking her now and getting it over with, or waiting until the morning to properly seduce her.

>>17911928
Wait until morning. To do otherwise would be weird.

>>17911928

Be a gentlewoman, wait until morning.

>>17911928
Why choose? Now and seduce her in the morning!

>>17911892
You're now aware that Wily has loaded /tg/ as some sort of CPU-motherboard-rams-operating system for her.

What did you expect? Really?

slow night

>THE NEXT MORNING

You're trying to find a reliable hangover cure when you hear Splash Woman waking up behind you.

>>17912105

Ask her how she's feeling.

"Sup."

You ask her how she's feeling.

She's says she feels about the same as every morning.

>"Did we... do something last night?"

>>17912206
NOT YET WE AREN'T

>>17912206
Nope, you got drunk as hell, I brought you here, and you passed out taking almost my whole bed to your self.

>>17912206
"No. To be honest, I'm surprised you could even walk after all that booze."

Offer her breakfast.

>>17912240
Duuuuuude. We need new installments of Smith and Robotnik Quest.

>"No. To be honest, I'm surprised you could even walk after all that booze. You were barely functioning, it seemed like a really dangerous state to be in."

For her, that was Tuesday.

>>17912310
"So you party hard every night?"

>>17912310
Ask her if she wants to get breakfast.

>>17912310

That...seems really bad. We really, really don't want to mess her up even more; let her take the lead and offer her breakfast and friendship.

Maybe offer to help her with Shademan? We've got his data, afterall.

You ask her if she parties every night, and ask if she wants breakfast.

She answers both questions by producing a warm bottle of Jack and saying "THIS is my breakfast."

>>17912363

Ask her if she wants actual food to accompany it.

Also this:
>>17912360

>>17912310
Show her how to make pancakes with jack Daniels sauce.

Drunk on breakfast with the added bonus of pancakes

>>17912262
Yeeeah, about that, there's not yet a lull in work so those two will be postponed until there is some time.
And man writing the final paper is hard stuff man. I think I got a serious brain drain coupled with procrastination here.
But fear not, citizen! For when I do find some time, I shall return with RHI Quest pt 3.

>>17912363
She really needs a hug. And >>17912360

You give her a platonic hug and offer to help her out with Shade Man.

She says that's sweet of you, but really not necessary. She's really got no problem banging a guy once she's got her sights on him.

>>17912476

Still, friends do this sort of thing for each other.

Yeah but can she remember it?

>>17912476
Why all the drinking then? Life around here can't be that bad.

>>17912476
Prequel?

>>17912519
One of the better MSPA adventures set before oblivion starring a drunken slutty khajiit trying and failing at everything

>>17912575
Ah, okay. Thanks.

You ask her if she can remember any of the guys she's slept with, and ask why she drowns her sorrows like this.

Splash Woman takes offense to your sympathy, and shoves you away. She isn't 'escaping' from anything, she drinks because it's AWESOME.

>>17912662
Use WISDOM to find a way to help her.

>>17912662
Don't let her out of the room until you've solved her emotional problems and gave her another tour of your bed.

You try to use your Wisdom to come up with a solution, but sadly alcoholism is a very serious issue, and has a wide gambit of possible solutions. They all start with the same step though, and that's admitting you have a problem.

>>17912780
I think the tour of our bed is the most important thing right now. Leave sorting her issues out until we have fulfilled our programming

Try using shade mans powers and see if we get a response

You both sit down on your bed and talk for a little while, you try switching to the Noise Crush to see if it helps.

It does not.

>>17912793

If we manage to help her out, it's a morale bonus to us, plus we have an ally in the case of troublesome situations. We don't really have any friends, and that's not even counting the danger of other Stalkers.

>Splashwo Man
I was wondering when that would happen.

>>17912984
So, what do you usually do when you're not busy partying?

You ask her what she does when she's not partying.

>"Nursing a hangover, or sleeping."

Oh.

>>17913091
Take that bottle away from her and replace it with our lips.

>>17913128
"S-stupid Splash Woman, it's not like I care for you. Or anything."

>>17913091
"You ever sleep with a girl before?"

Wait until she's stone drunk again and just have our way with her and get it over with.

Also where the hell did she get that bottle of Old Fortran

You quickly take away the bottle of Jack and pull her into a kiss.

Oh gross tastes like embittered depression.

...and salt-water.

>>17913225
>Oh gross tastes like embittered depression....and salt-water.
Bah. For the love of fuck, put some CHARM into it.
Also, you know what works good for Embittered depression, AND salt water?
Bloody marys.
Bloody marys for everyone!
Make one with CLASS.

>>17913225
Now, please tell me what's bothing you, okay~?

She says she's not going to fucking tell what her problem is, it's some ridiculous bullshit that you don't want to get involved in.

You also remove a bottlecap from your mouth.

>>17913341
Fiiine. Does she want to 'forget about it' for an hour with us? :)

>>17913341

"I want to help, and if it's bothering you, then it's not redic."

Why are we even getting involved in her problems anyway?

Back off a little bit, it's obvious she wants to deal with it herself. If she wanted help, she'd have looked for it already.

Change the subject. "If you say so... So, uh, if we did do something last night, would you have had a problem with it?"

Hopefully we can derail the invitable train wreck back onto the tracks of getting some.

>>17913420
This, this, a thousand times this

>>17913420
And don't forget to turn that charm on.

This is a waste of time.
Rape her immediately.

You ask about her policy regarding lesbiantics.

She says you already gave her a taste, it'd be rude not to give her the full course.

rolled 30 = 30

>>17913538
Commence sexing.

Dice roll not used in quest. Just felt like rolling a dice for no reason.

>>17913564
Wait. Important question.
Does Splashwo man have legs or tail?

>>17913538
She's Hooked on Sapphonics.

>>17913583
Hooray!
So now we can use the water trident, right?

Laser Trident! Ha ha awesome!

Also all Robot Masters have whatever appendages are needed for basic human functions, they all have arms and unless they levitate somehow they have legs.

So yes, Splash Woman has legs.

ALRIGHT SO,

what's next on the agenda?

>>17913615
But that contradicts the facts. We did, as you recall, just get some tail.

>>17913585
Right, lemme pull up the weakness chart.
Needle Man: Lasers, Needles.
Ring man: Pharaoh shot. Presumably weak to Old Shit.
Metal Man: Metal blades, Boomerangs.
Yamato Man: Thrown axes
Hornet Man: Fire
Air man: Leaf shield. Also takes a decent amount of damage from the regular buster.
Spark man: Electric shots, Thrown blades.
Easy to have sex with, as he has electric sparks for hands, and cannot masturbate.

>>17913621
Your own face is on that chart.

Indulge in some self lovings.

>>17913640
See
>>17913615

They all have hands.

>>17913640
We've got access to Leaf shield, Gemini Laser and Quick boomerang already.
Plug man's sparks should work on Spark man.
Blade man's weapons are thrown blades. Might work on Yamato man.

No Fire to speak of, nor anyone we can defeat at the moment has any fire. How to defeat Hornet man?

And I'll be buggered if I know what the hell Pharaoh shot is made of.

>>17913715
Wait. I know.
Ring man should be weak to Sonic weaponry (Shade man).
It makes sense.

Still no idea what to do with Hornet man.anyone have any ideas?

>>17913621
Air Man, Please.

Airman would be easiest, he's depressed because he only has the power to push others away.

Air man

Hard mode engaged

Air man

Hard mode engaged

You find Air Man near the beach, about to go surfing apparently.

>>17913934

Watch him surf.

You sit down at the beach and watch Air Man surf.

He's pretty good.

>>17913934
>>17914069
Yo Airdude! There room on that wave for two?

Greet Airman, and see if we are any good at surfing.

>>17914069

Cheer him on, look interested.

You cheer him on from the beach.

You're not sure how well he can hear you from in there.

>>17914223
Well, get surfin'.
What do you mean we can't surf, we have Pump man's weapon.
Go surfing!

Alright, oh... okay, okay... okay... we got this.

SPLOORMPHKRSHK

If you only you had skills.

Yeah too bad we don't have Skill to back it up. Maybe we can get Air man to teach us a few things, I'm sure plenty of porns work out that way.

Also I often forget what weapons we have, let alone who has which.

>>17914381
I know I ain't keepin' track.

>>17913585
is the latest list of powers you have, good luck figuring out which weapons are which.

>>17914418
No, that's a list of whose powers we have. Bah whatever, I'll need to reread the quest and pay attention to the weapon gets this time.

>>17914366
Well we have Pump Man's skills at manipulating water. Failing that, we could ask Air Man for some pointers on how not to be bad at surfing.

Air Man helps you get back to shore, you ask him for some tips.

He can't really say much, it just sort of comes naturally to him. But he does say that you'd probably have an easier time if you weren't wearing heavy heat absorbing body armor.

Just sayin'.

>>17914579
*Shrug*
Ask what else Air Man does for fun. We're looking for some fun things to try since we got a bit bored of bar hopping.

Ok say he;s asking us to strip. Lets do so, being sexually suggestive about it and implying he meant it that way. And be sure to do all the charming before we take off the boob plate.

>>17914579
now I can't stop imagining air man without his armor

>>17914621
Tease him about the stripping thing but don't do it unless he agrees to gives us a lesson. Also equip pump mans weapon.

>>17914599
>>17914621
Do both. Strip AND ask him for fun.

>>17914671
"So stripping would make me surf better? I'm game, but why don't you strip too?"

You start stripping down, and ask Air Man why he doesn't take his armor off.

He explains that he can't, Function type model.

All Robot Masters come in three variants, Humanoid, Function, and Hybrid.

Humanoid models are a human shaped shell with unique parts loaded into or attached to the outside of the body.

Function models are built with their intention in mind first, so they don't have a mass-produced shell underneath. They tend to be more specialized, and are sort of stuck with what they look like.

Hybrid models are the more specialized Humanoid models, where unique hardware has to be attached to a mass-produced Humanoid shell.

In the game he was weak against leaf shield so why not shift to that? We won't surf as well but we should get more out of the flirting.

>>17914791
Use the shield to make a controlled surfboard?

>>17914781
Only thing that sucks about stripping is losing our boosts. At least we don't have skill to lose. Tit modification works without boobplate yea?

You change into this bikini you somehow have, but loose your boosts.

Yes, this includes the dial-a-boob.

You switch to the Leaf Shield, and try to make it into a surfboard.

This does not work.

>>17914880
Heh do a gag boobsplosion when we take off our chest piece

>>17914939
Water shield, then. Ask him if he likes the resulting bikini design more than the last one.

>>17915022
Man. Fuck surfing. We're just here to seduce him.

So, Airman. Maybe you can show me how to stand on the surfboard?

It'd help if you were on it with me

You switch to Water Shield and try to make surfboard out of it.

....you know it's water right?

You also ask him if he likes this bikini better than the last one.

He says it isn't doing you any favors.

>>17915044
Eh, ok. If we end up in the water then we can switch. This one has him blushing, at least. If we for some reason make an excuse to sunbathe it would work there too.

>>17915046
And we don't need to switch for this, either.

>>17915044
Aww, but what about the adventure of learning something new and possibly gaining a point of skill by practice instead of leveling?

>>17915077
No one said to make a board out of it! Ah whatever, back to leaves.

>>17915046
Do this.

Wait, are we reliant on our power to make our board? It would be nice to get a shorter list of things that would actually work if so. Otherwise stick with leaf shield.

Alternatively, cycle through our outfits and have him judge each one.

You switch back to the Leaf Shield, and ask Air Man to show you how to properly stand on the board.

The board which you have a default of, but you could IN THEORY make one using your powers, but I honestly can't give you a list of which ones can make a board because it's just based on my own retarded logic.

>>17915086
We gain points every 10 robot masters, not by doing things in the quest.

>>17915211
Equip Quick Boomerang, we'll VIBRATE ourselves a board.
Like the flash would.

Air Man helps you learn proper form, which I know nothing about so you get a wide shot.

Also it's every eight Robot Masters you hit a Milestone and can level up.

>>17915211
Let's make sure surfing doesn't even come up then. Ask lots of questions, be eager, and keep it going.

>>17915304
Let's just keep to his weak point, it should be downhill from here.

>>17915339
Keep up the flirty lessons for as long as possible. When done thank him for the lesson and offer to ride *his* waves. Because we need to wrap this shit up before it turns into a surfing minigame.

>>17915339
are we the only people on this beach? If so, mention it to Air Man.

>>17915402
Nice and private, no one would even notice if they had sex right then and there. Propose this hypothetical after the lessons.

You point out how odd it is that there's nobody else at the beach.

Air Man and a few of the other Robot Masters that control weather have a deal going, he tells you, when they want any place outside to be people-free they make the wheather bad, then clear it up once the forecast hits.

>>17915522
Tell him how nice it is that they have the whole beach to themselves, thank him for the lesson and then "ride his waves" as thanks.

>>17915522
So, why'd you want the beach all to yourself?

hint hint

You take advantage of the privacy.

>>17915439
Propose the hypothetical now

>>17915786
>>17915754

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg4FvOi-N18

Air Man wasn't so tough.

i forgot to draw the tornado

Alright! 16 hours later and IT KEEPS GOING.

AAAAAA ALRIGHT WHO NEXT

Yay blowjobs. So using the weakness helped things a lot, maybe the next point should go into Moe to help with that. Who else on this speed dial do we have the right powers for?

Metalman.

If we get his power the game might as well be over.

>>17915897
>Needle Man - Gemini Laser

That's all.

All other weaknesses are derived from rough approximations, but that's the only canon weakness you have access too right now.

>>17915930
But his heart is made of metal!

(Anyone who gets this gets +5 Megaman Points)

>>17915981
I do.

he's not a dentist

>>17915979
Good enough for me. Let's go get poked.

You find Metal Man in the middle of... something.

>>17916379
"What'cha doin?

>>17916379
Ask him what he's doing. Sound intrigued.

Ask what he's up to. Seems the basic weapon counts as effective against metal man, and his own weapon, so let's keep in normal form.

>>17916436
Why would she do that, and not join in?

>>17916436

>>17916511
Voyeurism?

You ask him what he's up to.

>"Oh! You surprised me, nothing. Well, something. Doesn't matter, can you do me a favor? I need to install a part but his torso keeps snapping shit, I was hoping you could either hold it open or jam this piece in, whichever you're more comfortable with."

>>17916598
Female robots from the future watching me masturbate from a higher vantage point, specifically. So yes, but not just.

>>17916506
Go strength mode and hold that shit open while he does the delicate operations.

Just hold it open.

>>17916640
Only do that if we need it. Might be overkill.

You opt to just hold it open, I mean, Metal Man already made the incision so it should be pretty easy.

>SPLORTCH

oh god this isnt a robot

>>17916791

Oh my god! Is that Joe?

>"HEEEYAH"

>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

>>17916791
"OH GOD WHAT" Resist the urge to shoot it.

>>17916985

DON'T LET HIM NEAR ANY BOXES OF SCRAPS!

>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
>"And if it starts acting up on you, c'mon back okay?! Heheh, okay, now what can I do for you?"

>>17917067

Tell him his name is metalman and he ain't a dentist.

>>17917067
Demand explanations as to what the hell and why didn't he give a warning.

> he's not a dentist

> turns out to be a doctor instead

I can't help but feel slightly responsible for this.

is wily using cyborgs now or something? ask him whats was up with the blood and other gorss organic bits.

You ask Metal Man what the hell that was all about.

He explains he pulls in a little money on the side by performing insane surgeries on rich people. He figures since Humanoid Robot Masters are based on real humans anyway, it's mostly a matter of finding the parallels and making sure everything fits together.

>>17917382

Telling he is crazy, but that you like that.

>>17917382
But why was he *screaming*?

You ask him why the patient was screaming.

Metal Man tells you he hasn't quite got the hang of human anesthetic yet.

>>17917581
Uh huh. Tell him he'd probably get much better business if he could keep patients from experiencing excruciating pain. Human hospitals should know how to do that and have the stuff for it.

...God the situation is completely unsexy now. Give him the advice and then change the subject to anything else.

>>17917698

Unsexy? My boy, I know people who, at the sight of some guy torn open and screaming his cyber-butt off would not be able to contain their boners. Even in 40K the pants that could hold them back have not been made yet.

Ask for a checkup? Or does that not make sense with self diagnostics. I don't know if he can help with that stalker or anything. Maybe ask Morrigan if he could be useful with that.

You tell he'd probably get more business if he can keep his patients out of excruciating pain. He said he was working on it.

You try to change the subject, but it's hard to come up with something when you're covered in blood.

>>17917940
Guess we have to take our torso chassis off to rid ourselves of the blood

>>17917940
The way I see it he owes you for you three times over, for you helping, he not warning you and getting covered in blood. Demand he take you out somewhere as compensation.

>>17917986
Take off everything that got messy, if that's everything we have then oh well. He can help us clean it up, too.

>>17918045
Don't say to take us out, just that we owe him. We can pull out the repayment method later.

>>17917940
crank up your tits to maximum

Switch to Quick Boomerang to make it go down smooth

You take off your bloodied chestplate and braces, and check with MORRIGAN to see if having Metal Man do a diagnostic scan is a bad idea.

Apparently MORRIGAN can partition herself in your memories or backup data and he can scan everything else, might not be a bad idea.

>>17918151
> maximum
are you sure you want to do that? I mean, I've seen some shit over in /d/...

>>17918240
Sounds good. If it matters, do more to make it locked than to look hidden. Less suspicious that way.

>>17918373

Oh come on, those are fictional.

I'm thinking there's a limit on these.

>>17918407
First thing we did was set it to maximum. Her chest took up the entire viewing area. Besides we can't do it now without our boobplate.

>>17918373
Do it to it


>>17918240
And exactly the point we're NOT cranking the boobs to max.
This isn't /d/. Let's keep it that way.

You ask him if he could go ahead and run a diagnostic scan on you.

For helping him out just now? Hey, it's the least he could do.

>"KEEYAH!"

>>17918801
WE ARE NOW

DULLAHAN WOMAN

Metal Man hooks your central processor to his scanning equipment.

...and three malicious entities detected.

Well, that's no good.

bumping with unrelated but not really

>>>/co/34228996

aw yis storytime on /co/

>>17918905
Goddamnit, MORRIGAN. Be better.

PART 10: >>17919006

Also
>>17918930
Thanks man, you may recognize me that held /co/ at gunpoint for scans of issue 9 by storytiming When the Wind Blows a few days ago. Glad it didn't come to that again.

>>17912786
>gambit
gamut