>"Gentlemen! I, Dr. Wily, have created a robot master that will finally let me conquer the world! BY HAVING SEX WITH EVERY ROBOT EVER BUILT!"

>"So I have to seduce and then fuck every boss in classic Megaman history?"
>"WHAT!? NO THAT'S INSANE! Just the numbered entries. It helps the virus gather data. ...somehow."

>"37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."
>"In a row?"

Fuck yeah! You came back.

>"Six Machine is a DJ, keeps his true identity secret. Mmkay, that's cool I guess."

>"So if I fuck them, I gain their powers. This is ridiculous."

>"Shadow Man disappeared working for King, it's bad news, don't do it."

>"So I work for King now, negotiator or something."

>"You aren't the only one with a stupid virus, there are others, and they will try to kill you. ...for some reason. You have to find them and kill them first! ...except me, I'm cool."

>Man, I'm sleepy and I've been getting up at 8 every morning for some strange reason. I should go to sleep no-
>Lady Robot Master Quest returns.
>Sleepisfortheweak

>"I AM TOTALLY NOT COOL! BLADE WOMAN, YOU ARE THE LOSER!"

>"You obviously don't know what's at stake here."

>"We can't keep track of all these powers, why the fuck are there so many."
>"DON'T BOTHER, I WILL, JUST BE LIKE 'I USE FIRE POWER' AND I'LL PICK ONE FROM HER HUGE FUCKING ARSENAL."

>>18899130
Can we lez it out with Morrigan in cyberspace?

We need to work on our genetalia karma.

AND NOW, SEASON 2 OF LADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST!

WHAT/WHO WILL YOU DO?

>>18899166
King's Quest. We'll die like, every 5 minutes.

You briefly consider cybersex on your way to whatever you have to do for King.

King says he just needs to make a deal with another 'rogue' Robot Master, some borders, finances, gang politics. Routine stuff. He wants a negotiator on his side to help pull the discussion in his favor.

He is surprised by your lack of formal attire, and presents a very classy suit, not a command or anything, just an option to consider.

>>18899351
Fuck yeah, but ditch the black shirt. We're not some Italian mobster from the 80s.

You put the suit on, but decide against the black shirt.

>>18899510
No clue, but I'd guess not like that.

Negotiations begin, Protoman states his demands pretty bluntly.

He's willing to provide King with Light teleportation codes, stuff to get right in Light labs. In exchange, he'd like the same courtesy. He'd like King to give him the Wily teleportation codes, in addition to the formula Wily uses to compose the Yellow Devil.

King believes that's pretty steep, and could MAYBE provide one...

>>18899635
Quick which weapon is Protoman's weakness?
>All of them
Oh,...

>>18899635
Use this chance to adopt the Baroness-iest Russian accent you can muster and cheat Protoman out of the deal using CHARM.

You try to cheat Protoman out of the deal, by offering something else perhaps...

He asks what you could POSSIBLY have to offer.

>>18899987
Make your breasts grow and shrink suggestively.

You demonstrate your incredible breast control that you got in part... 9 I want to say?

In the process you destroy your suit, and King asks if you know how expensive that was.

>>18900307
>>18900307
Damn, I guess nobody's particularly impressed?

You're not sure if that actually impressed anyone, Protoman is sort of hard to read...

>>18900545
Re-attempt the previous procedure, but with ass cheeks instead.

You consider expanding your ass, but then you remember that you can't do that!

>>18902230
It's okay to try new things

>>18902230
Offer to buy him a beer. Robots run on beer, right? If not, just rape and escape.

SO MANY REFERENCES.
I CAN'T TAKE IT

You offer to buy Protoman a beer, and he says that's very unprofessional of you. Maybe some other time.

King seems absolutely blown away by how shitty of a negotiator you are.

>>18902464

Time to srs the fuck up.

Get back to the offer at hand. You can't just give him both the codes *and* the formula, but having the former might get him the latter.

Hell, maybe you can offer the location of the formula for something on the side. Sweeten the deal a bit.

>>18899635
...This would be a great time for me to post Devil Man but sadly, my computer went kablooey.

You offer just the teleportation codes, an even trade. You might be willing to give the LOCATION of the formula in exchange for maybe a little something extra.

Protoman is intrigued, but isn't sure if he has anything you may want.

>>18903705
He can show us how long that nuclear energy source can run.

Mrrrrooooow.

Blues has a nuclear power source right? I remeber reading that..

>>18903705

Make it an even trade- he's been in Light's place before. He knows the layout. We don't need anything that'll hurt the old man, just the location of his main computer or any backdoor we could use to gain access.

You offer an even trade, and with your heightened CHARM and CLASS, the deal is struck!

>MISSION COMPLETE!

You also ask about how long Protoman's nuclear power supply can run for, hint hint.

Protoman points that it almost killed him, and caused some drama and turmoil at Light Labs and the faulty design of it is what drove him to have such deep paranoia and distrust.

So you know, thanks for bringing that up.

King tells you you can go ahead and leave now.

DONE FOR THE NIGHT

Sorry y'all, but I update as fast as I can and you guys don't always give me the most to work with...

>>18904135
>Go to /tg/
>See Blade Woman quest is back
>Scream with excitement
>Scroll down to bottom
>It's over for the night
>mfw

>>18904135
I blame myself, for being too stunned that you were back to actually get a coherent suggestion together. And finding it fairly late.