>>18941058
INB4 PANZER

Inb4 Panzer

>>18941058

WE LIVE!

NOW SCRAMBLE!

>>18941058
>nice tush

Give Robin the smack

also: SHE DOESN'T KNOW OH THANK GOD HAVE SWEET SEX WITH HER POST SORTIE

Is Panzer even here? I've noticed a disturbing lack of shitposting.

>>18941058
Yes

Trolling

Let's go with that.

>>18941058
Infinite relief.

Now. We bury our past and get on with the day, assured that all it will take is a bribe and Lynette will never tell. Miyafuji knows better already, and Cupcake...well. There's ways of dealing with talky sluts.

Oh yes.

>nice tush
smack her

>>18941058
O______0

whelp, time to become a monk or whatever it was we promised to get out of this mess

>BULLET STATUS: DODGED

>Report to hangar?
>Do something else first?

>>18941058
Oh, we just dodged a HUGE FUCKING BULLET. Consider this a warning: DON'T THINK WITH YOUR DICKS. THE COMMANDER MAY CHOP IT OFF IF YOU DO.

>>18941058
>You just HAD to put your Wiener in the Schnitzel, didn't you?
I'm crying, planefag.

>>18941058
wut...?

I guess get to the plane...I don't even know anymore.

>>18941058
> orgasmic amounts of fun
You have no idea

>>18941058
>Is trolling Generals the MOST fun you can have on this base?
Nope, that'd be Cupcake.

Also, we were only at 430 posts in the last thread. Why the early change?

>>18941058
Okay, new plan.

We sortie. We deal with this bullshit that the fucking Martians are pulling on us.

And then when we get back, we fuck the red out of Minna's eyes.

>>18941108
REPORT TO HANGAR

GOING IN FOR GUNZ TIME

Hangar. Time to fly.

>>18941058
We take this to the grave, gentlemen.

>>18941108
TO HANGER, we are asshole, but we are asshole PILOT.

>>18941108
REPORT TO HANGER

>>18941108
>Report to hangar?
Roll with it. Also, the OP's anachronisms hurt me.

>>18941108

Repeating my vote:
>>18941090

WE FLY!

>>18941058
God dammit Robin

Smack Robin, then proceed to hangar

>>18941058
So Robin's a lesbian?

Reznap erofeb ni.

>"... nice tush," Robin leers
No. Bad Robin.

Can Sanya come with us on the sortie? Or does she still need her sleep?

>>18941108
Round up the crew and report to the hanger.

>>18941108
Hangar.

>>18941058
>orgasmic amounts

See? everything is ok.

>>18941108
Hanger.

>>18941109
>DON'T THINK WITH YOUR DICKS
Pilot. Besides, it got us laid a hell of a lot quicker than holding back did.

>>18941108
Report to Hanger

Upon completing Mission, reenact final scene from "An Officer and a Gentleman".

>>18941158
How lewd.

>>18941150
Smack little sister in the head. That's OUR nice tush.

>>18941058

HAHA

She has no idea how right she is.


DOhohohoho.

WE SURVIVED
NOW TO THE HANGER

Pilot

>>18941158
>tail holding
Sir need I remind you this board is SFW?

>On way to hangar, ask Minna for damage report from attack

>>18941158
Jesus Christ man.
This board has more taste than that.

>>18941147
No, she just wants her bro to have the best goods

>>18941147
Better than her hooking up than Sean.

So.

No more sexing Witches, then. So GLAD. God, can you imagine the penalty for getting a Witch pregnant in wartime?

>>18941108

Is... is robin gonna sortie with us?

>>18941058
>You just HAD to put your Wiener in the Schnitzel
Yes. Yes we did.

>"... nice tush," Robin leers, poking you in the side.
Guess we know which way Robin swings now.

>>18941108
>Report to hangar!

>>18941196
Marriage?

So is Cupcakeski joining the sortie? We need to keep tabs on hers. We can't let her outdo us in the air, or we might have to get payback on the ground.

>minnafags glad to have gotten away with infidelity and ready to bury the secret forever

poor taste.
poor hearts.

>>18941202
A fate worse than death itself

Now that Minna's Empathy is confirmed we need to follow through with the "think dirty thoughts" while she is talking to the witches or some shit.

Hangar. Now.

>>18941210
>bury the secret forever
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>18941197
Find out.

>>18941058
"Robin, Wing-Commander Wilcke is a respected and esteemed officer of this company, and I already called dibs on banging her ass like a drum. Go find your own."

>>18941210
>implying it's going to stay secret.

This quest is being run by Planefag.

I mean, come on buddy. Get your head out of your ass.

>>18941210
>imploring it won't come up later
It's like you forgot that planefag's diet consists entirely of tears

>>18941210
Yeah? What else is new?

>>18941215
She could still be bluffing. I don't think Sanya was within ear shot when she said it.

>>18941236
He confirmed last thread that cupcakes wasn't telling, and that we weren't telling.

all we have to do is brib lynette

>>18941210
>"fidelity" with casual sex
>laughingpilots.jpg

>>18941175
The scene in question:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNfyhvlVLx0

It's been a while since we last saw our floatation devices, we must rectify this after we kill some aliens

in durring panzer etc etc
>>18941101
I knew you cared~

>>18941058
>"... nice tush," Robin leers
You're welcome to it, kid. Good fucking luck.

>>18941257
second.
Check on Yeagertits and Yergerdick

>>18941108
to the hangar. maybe later we can take minna up on her offer...and barricade the goddamn door this time

"robin, dem asstitties are mine. I heard zucchini was single though

>>18941210
The Minnafags would want us to have some big heart to heart talk with her and make everything all better.

>>18941257
So is our new thing going to be fucking every other witch in secret, and not tell Minna about it?
imokwiththis.jpg

>>18941058

Planefag!

We need to make sure that a certain pair of girls remain quiet about what happened in a certain kitchen, otherwise it will all blow up in our faces. Then, to the hanger.

>>18941252
And Miyafuji. Though those two already like us, so shouldn't be hard.

>>18941259
DON'T GIVE KOTTERS ANYMORE INCENTIVE!

>>18941230
this

>>18941252
Lie-nette was to busy swatting off Mee-a-foo-gee to notice we actually DID fuck, far as she knows we just frenched and then she got groped.

>>18941058
Uh, I have a question about.. Martian tech, I mean I had a terrible idea for a Marsian fighter.

Using the MIRACLES OF MARS SCIENCE, it manages to make a Carnot Engine nearly possible, collecting the difference between high and low energy points, and turning this energy into microwaves to assault targets continuously.

The fact that it looks like a Vampire squid is purely for high speed variable wing locomotion and to collect energy, I swear!

>>18941288
Hey fuck you, I'm trying to keep from getting a hateclub like Panzer.

Alright, guys. This one... This one was closer than any pilot should ever get to death.

We must ensure Krupinski's mouth remains shut on our "encounter".

> Captcha: witnesses piloati

Wise words.

>>18941264
The door was barricaded last time until we opened it.

run past Minna and lightly elbow her saying "Well, we haven't finished our... conversation from before. I think that'd be better than even trolling Churchill"

>>18941285
mi a foo gee won't tell, because we know her secret titty viewing spot and we've kept quiet about other stuff like that. lynette we might have to bribe or protect the other girls from her sister or something

>>18941108
Report to the fucking hangar.

It's finally time to get more kills and show-up that arrogant Johnny Reb of a hotshot fighter pilot Yeager.

Wait, does she know anything now? We may have been a little panicky there and given it away.

>>18941298
Well I know one way to stop a mouth...

Cripes, Minnafags are out in full force tonight.

lynette is a loose end in all of this. We can report to the hangers but we have to throw ourselves at her mercy.

>>18941108
Hangar.

>>18941323
cake?

>>18941058
>GO TO HANGAR

>BUST NUTS IN MINNA PRE-SORTIE

THAT is my choice, planefag. I encourage everyone else to support it.

>>18941309
I think saving Yoshika for her payed her back. But bribe, just to be safe.

>>18941267
You want them to meet?

You'll be the death of us.

>>18941297
I didn't know tankslut had a fanclub, let alone a hateclub

>>18941284
Considering that slap we heard, I think MC banging Krupinski is the last of their worries.

>>18941323
there's a problem with your snide insinuation...

>teeth

>>18941318
nah, she always knew, she's just messing whit us. Turns out she's just after casual too but was too bloody Prussian to pursuit.

that or the Mallory incident will be out perfect alibi

>>18941343
I'm still convinced that was Miyafuji slapping Lynne's ass or vice-versa.

>>18941342
Fanclub I don't know about, but he seems to have a group of haters following where he goes.

Screw it, let's just announce it over the loudspeaker. After the sortie, invite Cupcakeski to a rematch, and have Sean and Ian charge for admission.

>>18941383
Mrhm Touche. But I feed on hate like planefag feeds on tears

>>18941387
3/10

>>18941360
Or she really mad, but dosen't want to discuss this in public.

>>18941267
Suckeennee is 12 bro, not fair game EVEN in the 40s.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, GUYS.

Doing the nasty with Krupinski is part of our ongoing SWAGBATTLE. It is clear neither can best each other on the ground (or kitchen table, as the case may be) so there is only one other option.

The air.

WE MUST GET MORE KILLS THAN CUPCAKESKI OR WE WILL LOSE THE DUEL.

>>18941428
HEAR, HEAR!

AND MAKE SURE ROBIN STAYS ALIVE DURING THE SORTIE

>>18941428
This
We need to kill more aliums

>>18941428
Time to Gnome it up then?

>>18941402
the only thing I hate is that you don't pad your posts enough and thus end up every quest thread way too early

>>18941439
Oh man.

What if Planefag went Grimdark and started killing characters?

>>18941267
this could actually be a funny conversation
>>18941428
we do have to show her who's boss round these parts

>>18941428
You know, that's actually fair. Recounting our victories in the hangar? A tie. Sex? A tie. Afterglow smoking? A tie. We need to score more kills.

The hangar is in utter chaos.

Men with tools and rags are rushing around like mad. Still others strain in teams of four or five to push planes out of the castle and into the small tarmac area to prep for take-off. Ordinance teams bustle about with bombs on carts, grunting with effort as they lift the weapons to their underwing shackles. Here and there, crew chiefs try to direct the chaos.

Sean spots you, and shoves his way through the crush with his customary brusqueness. "Hey!"

"What the fuck is going on!?" you ask him.

"What isn't? Orders just came through from Patton for immediate air support in East Anglia."

You look about the room. "Air-cover or close-support?"

"Any and all. His exact words," Sean tells you. "Everybody else is exhausted, I guess they've been holding back the 501st and the carrier's complement for an oh-shit moment like this."

"Where's Ian?" you ask, looking around. Sean grunts, and points out a man hovering near your Widow, helping two men lift a 500-pound bomb onto the inner-wing hard-point.

"Why the hell is he wearing his oxygen mask and helmet?"

Sean makes a "crazy" twirl with one finger by his ear, shrugging.

>>18941452
SHHHHHHHH

>>18941463
>mask
To avoid identification, Sean, you dumb fuck!

Well that's the clearest invitation I've ever seen.

Let's get out there, kill some aliums, then come back and ask Minna what's to do for fun around here.

Presto.

>>18941428
>WE MUST GET MORE KILLS THAN CUPCAKESKI OR WE WILL LOSE THE DUEL.
HAHAHA!
Considering the date, Krupinski probably already has over 100 kills. 50 minimum.

And dreadnoughts still only count as 1!

>>18941463
>Ask Minna WTF is going on.
>Beat everyone into the air and get to the strike zone first, see what the hell is going on first-hand.
>See if we can't take-off with a Few Good Gnomes, for better co-ordination.

>>18941463
inb4 bombs or rockets

>>18941452

he hasn't thrown anything at us we couldn't 3rd option our way out of yet.
weve hemorrhaged a little brain power but this is probably still one of the densest concentrations of milfags, high tier trolls, and reference books 4chan can muster.

we got this.

>>18941463
It's Ian

Check who's striker-ing up. if it's our sis, make damn sure our crew knows

>>18941482
All of the above

>>18941482
FEW GOOD GNOMES

>>18941472
What do you think would have happened if we had ignored that witch in the water and still tried to get that alium kill?

That's right, death has ALWAYS been a possible action in SWQ. We once risked losing the ADORABLE COSSACK.

>>18941482
>See if we can't take-off with a Few Good Gnomes, for better co-ordination.
We need to do this carefully. Patton must be desperate if he didn't prioritize one force over another.

>>18941482
Ask Minna WTF is going on

>>18941483
one each, plus extra fuel.

>>18941482

>Ask Minna wtf

also

>GNOMES 2: THE GNOMENING!

>>18941463
TOO THE SKIES!

>>18941482
>See if we can't take-off with a Few Good Gnomes, for better co-ordination.

>>18941482
>Beat everyone into the air and get to the strike zone first, see what the hell is going on first-hand.

Get in the air with our Bros, we can get more of a sitrep in the air and from observation once there.

>>18941482
GNOMES! ASSEMBLE!
Coordination Kills the Krupinski.

>>18941500
>We once risked losing the ADORABLE COSSACK
I'm not okay with this even in retrospect.

>>18941186
>>18941191
I'm sorry, I'll keep everything family friendly.

>>18941482
>Beat everyone into the air and get to the strike zone first, see what the hell is going on first-hand.
Pilot. Waiting sucks.

>>18941482
GNOME GNOMES GNOMES

>>18941492
if our sis is sortie-ing, MC's gonna be a nervous wreck at the end of this flight
>>18941482
ask minna, then GNOMES, TO ME!

>>18941482
Minna will know what's up.

Ask Minna WTF is going on

UND ZEN

GNOMES 2.0 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

>>18941482
We need instructions!

>>18941463
Wait, what is in East Angila? Fields of crops and cows? Is england that desperate for food?

>>18941493

TRYING TO TAKE FUEL AND ROCKETS WILL RESULT IN MIDAIR EXPLOSIONS

THEN I'LL MAKE A NEW QUEST WHERE THE MC IS A TOASTER ON A MISSION TO MURDER THE VACCUM CLEANER FOR HOMOPHOBIA

>>18941482
>Ask Minna WTF is going on.

She's the commander, giving mission briefs is what commanders are supposed to do. She probably has all of the relevant info anyways.

>>18941482

Our orders are to get into the air and shoot down every bogey we see, what the heck is there to ask about?

Lets get up in the air before someone rockets the runway, or heaven forbid, shoot something down before us.

>>18941478
In paper, yes. Any one with PILOT SOUL knows different. And if any witch has PILOT SOUL here, it's Krupinski.

>>18941482
Ask Minna WTF is going on.
She's the Wing Commander, have her coordinate. We're just here to execute her plans and kill some Martians.

>>18941482
>Ask Minna WTF is going on.
"Orders, Ma'am?"

>>18941538
>A NEW QUEST WHERE THE MC IS A TOASTER ON A MISSION

I choose both fuel and rockets.

Don't pause.

>>18941538
FUEL AND ROCKETS

>>18941538
Rockets and fuel it is.
Inb4 radiofags start waifuing.

>>18941562
DIAF

>>18941482
>See if we can't take-off with a Few Good Gnomes, for better co-ordination.
And Kathy.

She's been our best wing-witch.

>>18941538
>I'LL MAKE A NEW QUEST WHERE THE MC IS A TOASTER

Resurrected by Tesla and placed in a new toaster body? I dig.

>>18941538
>no drop pods
what the hell, I thought we had enough room for drop Pods.
Also, tech question, is it ok or no, Planefag?

>>18941537
that's the martian stronghold, what we do now will shape future Noop threads.

>>18941591
I'm counting on MC to do just that. Then it's toaster time.

>>18941594
Resurrected by Tesla and placed in a loli body.

>>18941478
Kills in this battle.

Although if we start counting kills with Cupcakeski, people will wanna know why we're being so competitive with her.

We can say that we're building up to challenge Erica, ms. Ace of Aces.

Anyways: Say REAL LOUDLY, "Ian, why are you wearing that mask?!"

Maybe Wilma will hear it and run over just in time to see him fly off with us. How frustrating would that be?

>>18941463
>Minna
Orders and all that.

>>18941482
Use gnome powers to sabatoge any American strikers. Our first priority is to keep Robin grounded. Then we go bail out Patton and make him our bitch.

>>18941538
>>18941594
So... the brave little toaster was made by Tesla?

>>18941598

wait

what

>>18941609
A robot loli.

Plus we still have our gnome powers.

Get orders from minna, confirm robin participating or not

>>18941626
ROBOT LOLI QUEST

>>18941538
I'd read it.

>>18941538
>THEN I'LL MAKE A NEW QUEST WHERE THE MC IS A TOASTER ON A MISSION TO MURDER THE VACCUM CLEANER FOR HOMOPHOBIA

Fuel and rockets it is!

Right I'm voting for Cupcake to be the new Waifu. We can do the competition based sexytimes which lead into hardcore dirty raunchy normal loving sex in the missionary position and romantic declarations of love.

>>18941632
then acquire gnomes

>>18941609
my pop-tarts are toasting on their own!!!


Tesla-onesama!!~<3

*sproing*

>>18941644
WAAAAAAH

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ON THE GROUND


*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

>>18941058
Fuel and Rockets it is then

>>18941642
>normal loving sex in the missionary position


Freak

>>18941642
>romantic declarations of love
At which point Shortcakeski laughs in our face and declares herself the winner of swag off.

>>18941642
>normal loving sex in the missionary position

>>18941642
Fuck that. She's a quick bang, nothing more.

>>18941657
damnit you beat me to it

>>18941644
>Ah! W-wait! That's a European socket, th-theres no way it will fit!

>>18941642
I thought we had sex with her to avoid this sort of thing.

>>18941642
I promised myself, never to post a Spiderman image EVER AGAIN. But this post deserves one. You sick perverted bastard.

Posting best witch in SWQ thread

>>18941707
Dem cupcakes

>>18941698
>>18941644
>>18941634
>>18941626
i knew i saved this picture for some reason

>normal loving sex in the missionary position

>>18941720
If she was the best then she would have won.

>>18941667
You know what's sick and wrong? This.

>>18941642
Hear hear!

>>18941706
You thought we had sex with her to avoid having sex with her? Besides, we've not yet discovered the nature of her head fuckery, so she's drama free until we do.

>>18941730
Is that the fat MC from Accel World? I think I just threw up a little bit.

>>18941727

>>18941706
nah we had sex with her because of these jugs
>>18941707
and because we wanted to play chicken both whit her and whit Samolothomosexhualer

What is a Waifu?

>>18941724
More like poundcakes.

>>18941729
Well we did liplock her earlier, so it's a point of comparison with Cupcake. We'll need a bit more data to fully compare the two, though. Best get on that.

>>18941758
possibly quartcakes

>>18941727
Might be the only time this image is appropriate.

>>18941754
a miserable little pile of secretions

AHAHAH TIME FOR MEDIAFIRE LINKS

http://www.mediafire.com/?dl5jo68valn5t

>>18941754
A miserable little pile of cupcakes.

>>18941745
the moment MC starts having feelings for cupcake is the moment we lose the swag war. it cannot happen (ESPECIALLY before/if she develops feelings for us)

>>18941745
The nature of her head fuckery is the fact that she doesn't want a boyfriend, she want a fuck buddie. And a fuck buddie is not your waifu.

>>18941720

go be menshevik somewere else.

>>18941782
>Oh God Not Mah Ballz.zip

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN

FUCK IT

>>18941789
I'm not saying we have/express feelings for her. We just go find her and fuck her in a closet whenever we're angry, and she does the same. Maybe something develops (, maybe it doesn't. Let's find out.

gimme, like, ten minutes guys

This was made on Erica's birthday.

I hope they make one for all the witches.

>>18941796
>implying we want a waifu

>>18941824
Lemme guess. The Neighbor's horse got out again.

>>18941827
They why the hell are you voting for her to be your waifu?

>>18941817
>We just go find her and fuck her in a closet whenever we're angry
A good idea, but one flaw. I know we're a 20 year old pilot, but I don't think even we could keep up that sort of pace.

>>18941824
Waiting warmly as always.

>>18941810
>why would you even fuck it

SOMEONE needs proper punctuation

>>18941824
We're not going anywhere.

>>18941817
Do you WANT Minna to castrate us?

>>18941810
abandon thread time!

>>18941789

We wont develop feelings for her, we'll compete for who has the deepest feelings at any given moment. A glorious action wherein all revelations have to be played off so cool they could freeze, every revelation is no big deal but always going one step further. It is a good thing Britain doesn't have shotgun weddings.

>>18941824
I can wait forever planefag~

>>18941849
or we'd just get transferred. diego garciaquest here we come!

>>18941842
Not to be a waifu, just a fuckbuddy. Lord knows we could use the chance to blow off steam. Her too, probably. War is hell, etc.

>>18941854
Let's not.

We had our sex competition and it was a draw. If we go back asking for more then we lose.

We did her, now we're done.

>penalty for sexing a witch and getting her pregnant

NEXT TIME ON LEAVENWORTH PRISON SHOWERS QUEST

>>18941849
She couldn't bring herself to harm us. She sees us as Kurt 2.0

>>18941824
NO

>>18941824
Aye aye captain

>>18941886
you mean " next time on ballbusting general"

>>18941882
Oh no you don't. Now it's just a matter of trying to act as sexy as possible around the other.

>>18941881
>implying that Minna doesn't need the same thing

>>18941882

YOU.

DID.

NOT.

GO.

THERE.

WE WILL GO BACK THERE AND WE WILL WIN, WE DONT LOSE.

I wonder where's Sakamoto right now. It's been weeks since her last appearance.

>>18941886
Oh dear god not Leavenworth. Or worse: PORTSMOUTH. THERE ARE MARINES THERE!

>>18941911
Recovering from the hot Irish dicking she got.

>>18941907
Sure, but she's no fun, and full of drama.

>>18941891
>She sees us as Kurt 2.0
Are you sure about that? And it's not that she finally got over Kurt and does actually see MC as a person separate from Kurt?
Because apart from how we fling ourselves into the line of fire, and that we can sing, we're nothing like Kurt.

>>18941923
>she's no fun
She told Patton to fuck off so she could fuck us into unconsciousness.

>>18941923
full of drama can't be argued, but
>everything we can't do on the floor, lest it hurt your spine
i think it'd be quite fun

>>18941908
Going back there IS losing. To win, we have to make her come to us. That means ignoring her until she gets curious/anxious enough for round two.

>>18941921

>sean
>betraying our sisters heart

did somebody say snaproll? because i think i heard snaproll.

>>18941882
maul leave your morals at the door

>>18941946
>Sean going after our sister

OH FUCK NO.

LET HIM HAVE SAKAMOTO.

HE IS NOT GETTING ROBIN

>>18941943
So be as swaggy and sexually enticing a pilot as possible?

>>18941946
What now? We don't want no potato farmer on our sister and we never did.

He does get snap rolls though.

>>18941937
into palsy, remember "anything we cant do on the floor least I break your back"?

>>18941946
hah, if our sister fell for sean, there's basically no way for him to win. snaprolls for days

>>18941940
This.

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

After this sortie, we're going to give Minna some therapy. With our dick.

"Tell me about your father."

"mfffphg"

>>18941959
>snaprolls for days

>AFTER WE SET OUT FOR MARS

"Hey sean, did you know that, due to the lack of gravity in space, I can snap roll for days on end?

>>18941964
Dohohoho

>>18941964
>>18941976
i am okay with both of these things

>>18941937
>>18941964
There's a line between "fun" and "yandere," and she's so far past it she can't even see the damn thing.

>>18941954
>>18941956
>>18941959

we snaprolled him for having the audacity for going after our sister, of course thats only right and proper. fuckig horndog.

but now suddenly our sister isnt good enough for him?? stuck up prick. that calls for snaprolls obviously.

>>18941989
>There's a line between "fun" and "yandere,"
Pfft, maybe for you.

>>18941964
>>18941964

...and when I get that feeling, I need sexual healing!!

Picking Minna's red hair out of the crowd, you violently shove your way over to her Striker Stand. Technicians are hovering around her Strikers, running through pre-flight checks, and Minna herself is bending over a workbench nearby, examining a new weapon along with Chuck and Shirley.

"Hey, Minna," you tell her. "Um, reporting?"

"Aww, see, they can be trained!" Minna says, elbowing Shirley.

"God pilot!" Shirley says. "Want a treat?"

You stare at her tits.

Shirley recoils with feigned horror, turning to Chuck.

"You had that one coming," he says, face impassive.

"Hmph! Some brother," Shirley says.

"So what the hell is going on?" you ask.

"The 101st German Panzer bogged down on the attack in East Anglia," Minna tells you. "Got stuck in against entrenched infantry with anti-tank weapons. There's so little room to maneuver on that front... Patton was attacking on their southern flank, but the Martian counter-attack ran right into his. I guess they had a hell of a slug-fest. Anyways, the 101st is surrounded on three sides. If they don't get some pressure taken off fast, it might develop into a pocket right quick."

"So they're playing their ace-in-the-hole," you say.

"Aces," Chuck says. "Aces in the hole."

"One Ace to a hole, buddy," you mutter.

>>18941989
>fun
>yandere
>implying they are mutually exclusive

"hey minna, I think that martian ace is coming on to me!

>>18942012
DP!

>>18942012
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CHUCK IS SUCH A BRO INDEED

>>18942012
>101st
PAAAAAANNZEEEEEER, what did you do???

>>18942012
"Ah, but there are several aces up a sleeve, Yankee!"

>>18942001
Poor, poor Ian.
We need a flowchart for him where every course of action ends in snaprolls.
>>18942012
"So, about that not scrambling my sister ever."

>>18942012
Time to bail out the Kents.
With the REAL 101st I hope...

>>18942012
So we're saving Panzer's quest? Neat.

>>18942045
>>18942031
WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE

>>18942012
>101st
OH FUCK SON

>>18942012
and suddenly the two storylines collide

>"so...uh...about robin..."

>>18942012
>"Aww, see, they can be trained!" Minna says
Yeah, I guess finally having sex with a German witch straightened me out a little. You were good there, Minna. Oh wait...

>>18942045
Panzers 101st
Not the Eagles

>>18942049
Oh boy here we go, now to speed up my quest so I am on par...

>>18942051
Dear Jesus/planefag,

Please make this happen

Love,
Arch-Magos Winter.

>Planefag does a quest
>Panzer does a quest the next day to keep up

GOD DAM YOU TWO I HAVE FINALS COMING UP FFFFFFFFF

DAMNIT SNAKE YOU CAN'T DO THAT

YOU'LL CAUSE A TIME PARADOX

>>18942075
no, you're continuously falling short of even lasting an hour, you literary premature ejaculator

>>18942091
Panzer can't write though, you can just ignore that one.

>>18942012
"I should make flight assignments... hmm." Minna says, rubbing her head.

"Witches to fighters, y'think?" Chuck suggests, and Minna nods.

"Pretty much. We can't sling much in ordinance, really. Though we do have this, now." Minna pats the funny weapon on the table.

You crane your neck, examining it. "What in the fuck is a pie-tat?"

"I imagine you'll find out," Minna says. "We don't have time for fancy planning - just form up in the air and try to stick with your wingman, that's the plan." She sighs, consulting a clipboard with agitation. "You're flying with your sister, naturally. You too, Chuck. I'll see if I can pair the Witches with pilots they don't want to kill, and vice-versa."

You get a few more specifics out of Minna, then sprint to your own plane, which is being hooked to an aircraft dolly as you arrive.

"What's she loaded with?" you ask the man hooking up the shackles to the nose-gear.

"Two Five-hundred pound general-purpose, impact-fused, ten HVAR rockets for extra boom," he tells you. "Seventy-five percent fuel load - you won't even be going around the block."

>Sound good?
>Alter loadout?

I guess it really IS the "Strike Witches Project" now.

2 separate quests, a gaggle of little writings at the end of each one, and one more quest in the works.

How does it feel to have started all this shit, Planefag?

>>18942108
MORE FUEL

>>18942108
Sounds good

get in air, rendezvous with sis, hand her camera, start making calendars

Too bad we missed Shirely's ship, it'd be nice mapping those mountains.

>>18942108
>You're flying with your sister, naturally.


so, this is the first chara you kill, aye?

>>18942108
Put some rockets in the fuel tank. I want my robo-toaster loli.

>>18942108
Time to get to killing then.
Pancakinski will not beat us today!

>>18942108
Sounds good; we're not going far and we need the extra ordnance for close air-support.

>>18942108
Needs more fuel.

>>18942108
loadout sounds fine. get in air, keep eyes glued to robin, kill more aliums than cupcake

and maybe snaproll sean for good measure

>>18942108
Sounds good to me

>>18942108
We're attacking enemy armor, right? Is two rockets enough?

Or is it a mixed attack so that we can blow up a pair of tanks and then rat-tat-tat the infantry?

Not a milfag, what's HVAR?

Is there a better loadout for ground attack? If not, let's roll with it.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK NOT GET ROBIN KILLED.

You guys remember when we sortied at night?

>>18942124
>my face when

>>18942108
Sounds good, let's get in the air and make sure our sister doesn't die. Or see anything horrible.

>>18942108
Nah, that looks pretty good. We're over friendly territory, so refueling won't be a problem.

>>18942108

MAX OUT fuel. Remember what happened last time?

>>18942108
Top it off and head the fuck out.

>>18942108
More fuel

>>18942164
2 quarter-ton bombs that go off on impact (that's 'quarter ton of explosives', not 'quarter ton total', iirc) plus 10 High-Velocity rockets.

>>18942108
They must be really desperate. She can't have had that much training.

>>18942164
High Velocity Aircraft Rocket

>>18942164
2 500 lb bombs
10 high velocity aircraft rockets

>>18942124
Heh.

2 quests, one from planefag and one from panzer, FIVE separate writefaggotries, no fewer than five drawfaggots at some point or another, a TvTropes Recommendation, and a dedicated IRC channel. Plus another quest coming down the pipe.

>>18942164

Nah, we have 2 500lb bombs, 10 HVAR rockets, aka these:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Velocity_Aircraft_Rocket

So antitank stuff. I don't know, is there a better load?

>>18942198
think it was mentioned that the 501st and the carrier air wings were basically all they had left that wasn't exhausted, so yea, they're kinda desperate

>>18942108

No time to mess around, we need to score kills!

>>18942108

>Fighter-Witch pairs.

48-512th must be having some success with that arrangement, that or it's a natural extension of flying witches and planes as a single unit.

>>18942209
Now if only any of those things except for the original quest or the one drawfag were good.

>>18942106
>>18942095
I feel the love

> a TvTropes Recommendation
When did we get this?

Do we outrank our sister? Can we theoretically order her to do what we say?

>>18942209
And the incest fapfic. Can't forget that gem.

>>18942209
A TvTropes recommendation? Really?

Wow. Now we can read something while waiting for the next update!

>>18942227
>dat uncanny valley
T&L isn't too bad, though. I just wish the fucker writing it would do more.

>>18942240
Fuck you I ain't writing shit

>>18942225
Witches and ace pilots/gnomes maybe.

Otherwise it was witch+buncha expendable chump escorts.

To be fair it was that way with some of the aces in the real war though.

>>18942225
it's all good since the guardians of malta

>>18942251
Dooooo Eeeeeeet

>>18942240
I don't think we have any command over witches. They have their own CoC.

We're just tagging along to provide additional firepower.

>>18942240
if we order her to stay on the ground, people who outrank us will overturn our order, so...probably not

>>18942227
Are you trying to contribute? No? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP. At least we TRY.

>>18942251
HAhahahahah
Get to it, faggot

>>18942234
>TvTropes
So, the pony-infested site that banned any "depraved" kind of work (including the book 'Lolita') is recommending Strike Witches Quest? I don't know for how long it will last on that site, since this story got naked underage girls everywhere.

Before the tech unhooks the aircraft dolly, you make sure he tows the heavy Widow past a fuel truck, which you use to hastily top off your tanks.

"Whu da fuh you doing tha fo?" Ian inquires.

You rip his oxygen mask free from his face. He slaps at it in a panic, trying to re-secure it.

"One more time?"

"Why the gas?"

"At low level, full throttle, we'll burn it off pretty fast anyways," you point out. "And I'd like to be prepared."

With all arrangements made, your crew hops into the fighter, and you take to your seat. Your ground crew didn't have time to replace the canopy, so a temporary plastic patch fills the hole left by the Martian tracer round from last night. The cold engines don't want to start - ground-crew didn't have time to pre-warm the oil. Finally, with much coughing and struggling, both powerplants come online and sputter at idle as they warm up. Nosing into the stream of aircraft lining up at the ramp, you get ready for take-off.

>>18942274
Poorly

>>18942274
>we

>>18942274
Oh please. Yes, it's good that you're trying, but it's still poor quality. Don't get so buttmad about it, tripfag.

>>18942279
>left by the Martian tracer round from last night.

>>18942267
I meant more in the sense of "stop fucking around grandstanding and keep those damn fighters off my ass! Stay in fucking formation!"

>>18942279
Lazy piece of shit groundcrew

>>18942286
>>18942287
>>18942292

>>18942279
It begins.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_p4MEGchMU
diapason.mp3

>>18942279

Once we've got Ian all to ourselves, we need to see if we can weasel some SPLAININ out of him, by the way.

>>18942279
Lets go smash shit

Damn there really is a mention on tvtropes, planefag, you famous now.

>>18942279
time to go alium huntin'

>>18942279

>>18942227
Panzerhexen might be the worst god damn writer I have ever seen, but you are seriously comparing that faggot to planefag, cut him some slack. He *is* improving, but he is still a newbie, give em some time

>>18942311
>mfw wizard story is on there as well

but my stories are literally retarded I don't understand

It's time.

TIME FOR AMERICA

LET'S GET DANGEROUS

>>18942311
>>18942320
You guys forgot something.

>>18942320
You're implying we expect substance beyond flesh.

>>18942338
Wat.

>>18942320
You're shitting me. Where is it? I can't find it.

>>18942338
WHAT THE FUCK? AKINATOR GOD DAMN

>>18942277
>deceiver, dissembler, thy trousers are alight
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/Lolita?from=Main.Lolita

>>18942338
Jesus fuck he looks weird. Props on the akinator bit though, I guess.

>>18942338
AKINATOORRRRRR

>>18942338
This means more than one person tried that, which is pretty sad.

>>18942356
You realize anyone can add anything to Akinator, right?

>>18942364
Drawfag is kinda bad at faces. I like his other stuff though.

>>18942375
It's up to fifty searches.

>>18942387
Well I had to try it out after seeing that so I guess fifty-one now.

>God Tier
PF
>High Tier
Drawfag
>Mid Tier
The guy who mad Fap-Fics in the first 20 threads
>Low Tier
Panzer

>>18942360
>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/Lolita?from=Main.Lolita
Oh, they returned the page? At least they had the good sense for it. But still, they went on a rampage against anything considered "depraved" by their own standards.

>>18942375
oh god what is going on with helma

>>18942403
Ironically, Strike Witches proper was waved off the chopping block.

>>18942338
>Is your character known for loud, raucous behaviour?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanficRecs/Touhou

Very first entry under General.

Man, everybody loves you, planefag.

Funtimes: find other /tg/ works there! Maid quest, a shitton of 40K stuff...

>>18942320
You did one thing fantastically.

Now all your other works will get attention.

>>18942379
Yes. but it means Akinator learned more stuff.

With a full fuel and strike package aboard, you give the engines all they've got as you taxi onto what passes for a ramp and begin your take-off roll. With full flaps and throttle, the Widow manages to lumber airborne with some runway to spare - damn good thing, because running out means a nice long swim. Swinging around ponderously, you begin several minutes of loitering as you lazily make climbing circles, waiting for Robin to take off.

"Well, there goes that extra fuel," Sean complains.

"Relax, that's why we loaded it," you reply. "So we'll have plenty for fighting, after we burn off this surplus."

"What about him? Three O'Clock?" Ian wonders. Glancing out your canopy you spot Bader's Spitfire loitering nearby, pacing you.

"Him, not so much. Spitfire's an interceptor... he's got an hour of fuel, tops. Depending on altitude and such."

"And you burn it faster at low level," Sean mutters.

"Yeah," Ian says. "I was chatting with Wendeline the other day. She said Bf-109 pilots had about fifteen minutes over England before they hit bingo fuel."

"Well, there's big fucking wing for you," Sean gripes.

You watch the long procession of planes orbiting, awaiting a wing-Witch.

Big Wing, indeed. At least Minna had the foresight to let wing-pairs of aces and Witches sortie as they formed up.

>>18942399
>No Tier

Yesssss

>>18942403
What's a standard?

>>18942403
One mod went on a banning spree the moment they announced the new policy. Most of the stuff he deleted is back.

>>18942416
I unno, I don't have very many SW reaction images that are more than cutouts of Raisa from the Afrika thingie, and I feel like people will start to notice me if I use them to often.

>>18942417
But Strike Witches is a deep series for deep people.

>>18942428
BIG WIIIIIIIIIING

>>18942279
TIME TO FLY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89xI44bwVSM&feature=related

>>18942428
>bingo fuel
ERROR: UNDEFINED TERM, PLEASE SPECIFY

>>18942428
>soo, ian, why you scared of that lynette's big sis?

>>18942428
MAAALLLLLOORRRRYYYYY

>>18942428
>big wing

RON AGO IN A DISTANT RAND, I MARRORY, DOUCHEBAG HEAD OF THE RAF UNREASHED AND UNSPEABRY BAD TACTIC UPON THE RAND

>>18942455
No fuel left.

>>18942428
BIG WING FAGGOTS SON OF A FUCK

>>18942455
Amount of fuel necessary to return to base. Roughly 50%

>>18942440
>But Strike Witches a deep- OK, I can't say that with a straight face.
Fixed that for you.

>>18942455
Bingo Fuel is the point where you have exactly the amount of fuel you would need to get back to base.

Once you pass that... well...

>iirc

>>18942455
Enough fuel to get home, meaning time to head home.

>>18942428
It would be nice if we could get Minna to replace Malory. Too bad it will never happen.

>>18942440
I agree

>>18942428
>"Yeah," Ian says. "I was chatting with Wendeline the other day.
Does that have anything to do with the Wilma thing?

>>18942481
Actually, we could put a retarded chimp in charge and he'd do a better job than Malleroy.

>>18942481
Forget about Minna. How about Luke? Always good to have a gnome in charge.

>>18942375
>awaiting a wing-Witch

kathyyyyyyy~

>>18942494
The press conferences would be so much more fun too.

>>18942468
But it left so many compelling questions. Like, why DID that neuroi keep going for their butts?

>>18942494
He would be able to fight all the aliums himself. A retarded human has 10x the strength of a normal man, and a chimp has 10x the strength of a man, so you do the math.

>>18942501
>Sir, what are your plans to reduce losses while maintaining effectiveness?

>>18942501
New plan: we divert Malory on the way to his next press confrence and repace him with a chimp.

>>18942428
man, I am not going to lie, I'm so used to the surface guys using big wings, but we have magical things called :electronic warfare: and :hacking: and :stealth: that allow us to cheat, what the hell were they thinking in the 40s, even then, the conventional airdales sucked.

>>18942527
We need to weaponize retarded chimps. Strap them to bombs and throw them on dreadnoughts.

>>18942520
Season 1 actually had a few interesting questions, like why did the Neuroi only attack after being provoked? But season 2 kinda shit on that.

>>18942534
They may be able to notice if they look close enough...

wait.. .I got it!

We steal his hat and put it on the chimp.

>>18942520
Because going for vagoo's is not family friendly.

>>18942534
And to keep him there, we spike his donuts with powerful laxatives.

Then, to end his career, we take pictures of him in compromising positions with the younger witches

>>18942548
>I_got_20_DEX_lets_do_this.jpg

>>18942483
>12+

>>18942545
Yeah they really shit on the whole "there's more to the neuroi than we think" thing with season two.

>>18942546
Lets do it. Lets do it!

>>18942555
somebody remembered my filename~

>>18942548
How do you think you get families?

>>18942576
But where are we going to find a chim at this time of night?

>>18942548
Best kraut, hands down.

After nearly fifteen minutes of orbiting, you see Robin climbing rapidly to join you. Her Striker is brand shiny-new, the green paint so fresh it still has a slight sheen in the mid-day sun.

"For the love of - you've got that fucking helmet on, still?"

"AYUP!" Robin says. "We're riding to Pattons rescue, it's all apropos and shit, you know?"

"I can see the family resemblance," Sean grunts.

You grit your teeth.

"Oh, gee, we can't snap-roll with bombs loaded, can we? So sorry," Sean says with casual insincerity.

"I will cut you," you grunt as Robin falls in on your wing. Strapped and ready, you set your heading for the front in East Anglia.

"I hear they're barely ten miles from Eastchurch," Robin says. "Isn't that where you were stationed?"

"Uhm," you confirm, thinking of the ratty old O-Club and "Paddy" the barkeeper whom you happily robbed. The thought of never trolling him again makes you sad.

>Robin, stay on my wing NO MATTER WHAT.
>Robin, engage targets of oppertunity, but if you're attacked, you run for it!
>Robin, focus on air targets while I pound the ground.

>>18942613
The zoo.

>>18942613
Mallory's office.

He has a team of them trained to hammer keyboards to inspire his strategies

>>18942613
Tesla.
He should have one. I mean, he's TESLA. And you can't call yourself a Mad Scientist without a chimp minion.

Have her do what's sensible, not what BIG BROTHER idiot wants.. ASk how much experience she has, say.

>>18942622
>Robin, stay on my wing NO MATTER WHAT.

Can't wait for SHARKPLANE to get finished.

>>18942311

I'll be convinced that SWQ and Planefag is *really* famous when it has it's own TVTropes page, and not just a mention in the Fanfic Reqs of Strike Witches.

>>hint-hint.jpg

Seriously, someone get on that shit.

>>18942622
>Robin, focus on air targets while I pound the ground.

its the logical division of force. if she gets in deep shell speak up.

>>18942622
>Robin, focus on air targets while I pound the ground.

While we want to keep her safe we have a job to do that trumps either of us. We will keep her safe but we need to balance that with doing what we're supposed to do.

>>18942622
Like hell she'd listen if we told her to bug out.
>Robin, focus on air targets while I pound the ground.

>>18942613
>>18942622
>Robin, stay on my wing NO MATTER WHAT.
We can't trust her to run, so we'll just have to take it easy for now.

>>18942622

Her inexperience will get her killed, have her stick on our wing.

>>18942622
>Robin, stay on my wing NO MATTER WHAT.

"Kid, I know you're a witch, but for the LOVE of god, do NOT go off and do something stupid. This is your first time into combat. I'm a veteran at this point, so if you are EVER going to listen to me, listen when we're in the air."

>>18942622
>Robin, stay on my wing NO MATTER WHAT.
>Robin, stay on my wing IF YOU CAN KEEP UP

>>18942622
Engage Oppertunity, and run for it if attacked.
Hit and run. BOUNCE BOUNCE MOTHER FUCKERS

>>18942622
>Robin, focus on air targets while I pound the ground.

She's a witch, yes? Let her do what witches do, while we do what we do.

>>18942622
>Oh, gee, we can't snap-roll with bombs loaded, can we? So sorry,
He does realize we're about to get rid of all those bombs, right?

>Robin, engage targets of oppertunity, but if you're attacked, you run for it!
If we tell her to stay on us at all times it might end badly.