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show 'em

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Writefags are encouraged

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extras

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Oh, look. It's the next BroQuest. I can't wait to see what sort of god-awful monstrosity this gets turned into.

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>>19440763
>Picking Gwen and Bastion over Rori and Boneslava
>Does not understand friend tiers at all

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>>19440853
Rori is overrated

Bumping for time

>>19440848
>ALL THESE CHANGES ARE OFFENSIVE TO MY AUTISM BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>19440801
Going with Clanker and Belz Buz, neither have a real drawback

>Implying you'd take anyone other than murray and doldorf.

>>19440853
>Doesn't understand useless tier

Murray and Mr. Bones.

I have Mr. Bones tell Murray of my eternal love and gratitude for him.

>>19441385
>doesn't understand Waifu tier
Only non-cawkblocking is Rori

>>19441415
Pick a useful waifu.

>>19441434
only useful ones are calymure, who is engaged and may not like penis, and cantelo, who is a deerdog thing

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>>19441434
>useful waifu.
Pic related

>>19441481
Pick Coily or Lilium. There are other options. Or have fun with your regular girl corpse.

>>19441510
Coily is going to melt your face with a kiss
Lillium is blue-balling
I could protect Rori
LEARN TO READ NIGGER

>Pick Bones and Gwendolyn
>Gwendolyn gets captured
>Launch rescue mission as the charming hero with Bones at you side
>Bust into evil doers camp
>Can't pick up Gwendolyn or will be turn into diamond
>Make Bones carry her
>She gets pissed and start screaming and cursing
>Bones apologies repeatedly while trying to remember Gwendolyn's name as I fight our way out of the camp

>>19441530
I can read. Good luck being held down and killed with her on your team.

So if Buzz is a worker drone for a queen, is it possible to get more buzz to work for you?
Like taking over the hive or something?

Doldorf And Narwolf for me...Wizard powers and gotta go fast is too overpowered

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>>19441536
>Brilliant plan
Have a cat boy for that one (/tg/'s currency)

>>19441490
Cantello and cantello alone dude
It says she would do ANY task
It's go time

>>19441587
If I could I would take Bablamon as well and have him make bad puns while I fought off attackers

>>19441480
>implying The Zangan isn't the best waiful, or most useful.

>>19441480
>implying The Zangan isn't the best waifu, or most useful.

>Partners: Gwen and Calymure
>refuse to let Calymure fight
>defend the girls by getting my ass kicked repeatedly until Calymure gets in
>tell Gwen to touch my arms
>I am the Bone of my Sword
>after battles Calymure heals me
>hopefully learn enough magic ability to heal within a year
>Heartbreaking farewell to Calymure
>I have no regrets

>>19441587
When did we switch from the elf?

Double post extraordinaire

>>19441693
In the glorious reign King Harold the Neckbeard
When he was userpted the quest threads took over but we kept his coinage

>>19441689
damn 4chan posting errors

I'll take Calymure and Bablamon, then go ADVENTURE. Hopefully we'll find a scroll of remove curse or something before the end of the year.

>>19441731
Care to explain game plan/reasoning?

>>19441783
1. Have Womba Womba fight shit
2. Have Bones do everything else I need to survive
3. Have mobile camp for supreme adventure
4. Accidentally die by tripping off a cliff or something else stupid

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OP chose the best tsundere in the game

>>19441754
>adventuring with a lesbian
Look mang if I wanted a minority in my group I would at least get a nigger pack-mule that could double as a monster decoy

>No heart and Gwen
I would waste my 1up just to rape Gwen and be turned into dimond
I am the picture of Neutral Evil

>>19441846
I feel like you're mad but not too mad.

>>19441835
>MY DICK IS ALREADY DIAMONDS

>>19441907
Hey
Fuck you, that is a very read and very serious medical condition

Was reading through the last HFTAF thread, and thought it would be amusing to brainstorm up a boardgame for actually playing within the universe. Players select a somewhat generic class, their hella funtime friends, then alternate setting actions for their team while trying not to starve or go mad. Combination of D6 and cards. Here's what I came up with-
http://www.mediafire.com/?yy3p93aq9mz330y

This sound the slightest bit entertaining or possibly fun? And why wouldn't anyone choose spiderbro for one of their friends?

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>Name: Urist Cranklever
>Partners: Bismark and Bastion
>Rival: EVERYTHING

>>19441907
if you remain diamonds for four or more years please consult a doctor immediately

Bastion is so under rated
He loves cuddles and gives free food
WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

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Picked randomly using number generator, too good to pass up.

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This took me way too long to do.
... I thought it'd be cute if my Khorne-Worshipping (but not aligned) Chaos Space Marine had a daughteru.

>>19442457
>he has a wife
Ok I lol'd
MORE

>>19443097
This reminds me somewhat of the "Son of a Woodsmen"

>>19443097

Not sure if biological daughter due to warp craziness, or adopted daughter is cuter.

But still, spess marines with kids is hella cute even if they worship the dark gods.

>>19441968
That actually sounds like a really fun party game.

I like the idea of having a deck of cards to draw from for events and stuff. I can see it being hilarious as a one-shot session where nobody takes role-playing entirely seriously.

Gwen and Murray. I'll teach Gwen martial arts or something so she can defend herself (read: us) with her diamond powers. In case of emergency I'll have Gwen whack me over the head with a club to knock me unconscious so Murray can come save us. Also I assume that the King of Diamonds' immortality will immunize me to Gwen's diamond-shenanigans.

I just hope he doesn't get too upset when he learns that his daughter has turned gay for her new immortal servant.

>>19441879
>rape child of an eldritch horror

>nothing could go wrong

I'd go with Claymure and Bones. I don't care if Claymure isn't into me. I just want to break the curse on her. Bones is always a must.

>People thinking Calymure is a girl

Belder and Omeobrain. Have Belder scout ahead and relay information through our telepathy network. I won't ever be in danger, and I can easily team up with people who chose battle-oriented friends and act as the ultimate support party.

>>19447082
>implying she isn't adorably androgynous

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I think I spent too much time on it.

>>19447668
>Beholder
>Belder
Didn't even catch that until I said it out loud.

>>19446573
Bitch you will NOT ruin nor lesbifi MY wafiu
GTFO before you get dimondfied

>>19447082
Her name's in pink and she's wearing a dress.

Finally. Fucking 4chan crapped out on me.
There need to me a lot less options. I can't pick from this fuck huge roster.

Something I think that should be added in regarding Paul. If he isn't one of your buddies you need to pay for his services, if you try to take his shit by force he'll eventually pack up and leave the island when you leave his presence. You can't ever find out his method of leaving the island, even if you have someone watching him all day. If you kill him his supplies will vanish.

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>>19447740
>Implying Gwendolyn isn't already a lesbian
>Implying she isn't the "beautiful princess" in Calymure's description

>Friends
Fordee
Ark Meteo

>Rival
Gwendolyn
--
>Day 1
I am doomed. After being stranded in this strange land by forces unknown, I have encountered my "Hella Funtime Adventure Friends", who consist of an insane zombie hobo and a giant pile of floating limbs. Attempts to communicate have gone poorly, the zobo keeps mumbling about "Restarting my poppyseed horse". I've had more success with the other one, she can at least understand me, but refuses to actually speak. May try written communication tomorrow. I do not foresee myself surviving for four years.
--
>Day 10
Note to self: Do not eat anything provided by Ark Meteo. Stomach still hurts and my tongue has committed suicide. Will not encourage Fordee to replicate this.
--
>Day 366
Got a surprising answer from Ark Meteo when I asked what good he was. Apparently for every year I survive, he can answer one question perfectly clearly to whoever asks. After confirming I had used up my question (he answered "Borscht" so I'm assuming I have), I beat my head against a rock until Fordee stopped me. Next year, I'm asking where we can find a safe place to live.
>Day 799
Hell yeah, we finally got rid of Gwendolyn! I ran distraction while Fordee snuck behind and finally grabbed the stuck-up bitch. Boy, you should have heard her scream! Anyway, she tried doing her bullshit diamond hand thing, but Fordee beat her to the punch. We've got a nice diamond statue now, though I'm gonna have to avoid hi-fiving Fordee for a couple days. May trade the statue to Mamon for those cool glow-in-the-dark vampire teeth, but haven't decided

>>19449182
>Day 1112
God damn it. GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMN IT! I should have known it wasn't safe. Everybody's been talking about the King of Diamonds and how he's been tearing up the island looking for his daughter. Guess Gwen found a way to fuck us from beyond the grave. It happened when Fordee and I went out foraging, we'd decided to move our camp to a safer location and we needed more food for the trip. All of a sudden, this giant blue motherfucker comes tearing through the trees, screaming about his daughter and how he's gonna eat us. We tried running, but we couldn't lose him. I ended up tripping over a tree root and twisting my ankle. I told Fordee I was a goner and to run for it, try to get away while he was busy with me. She just gave me that blank stare of hers and then rocketed off, heading straight for the King. I don't know what happened next, one minute Fordee's pounding on the King's face while he keeps taking huge bites out of her, the next both of them are engulfed in this huge black sphere, leaving behind nothing but a crater. Ark Meteo hasn't said anything since I got back. I don't understand how losing someone who never talked makes everything seem so quiet.
--
>Day 1113
I made her a headstone today. It's a bit weird and uneven-looking, but I think she'd appreciate it.
--
>Day 1114
I asked Ark Meteo why she did it. It was probably a stupid use of a question, but I don't care, I need to know. He just looked at me and said, "You were her friend."

>>19448644
1- Shes evil so I really doubt that one
2- I could easliy slay Clay in a non-fair fight

>>19449397
So you can't be a lesbian and evil? The hell? I'm not saying Gwen is a lesbian, I'd be happy both ways, but saying that she can't be a lesbian because she's evil makes no fucking sense. You alignment does not affect your sexuality. Also would you really need to fight Caly? Just wait a year and she'll die from the curse. If it's an unfair fight tipped in your favor then you can beat just about anything unless the opponent has some serious hax or skill.

>Biff Beastly + Gwendolyn
Best compadres

>>19449457
No but I do not see it liekly that Clay, a good hero, would date and evil princess

>>19449457
Lesbians and transgender people are always good and perfect. Only cisgender hetero people can be evil. I know because I am a MtF trans freedom fighter.

>>19449501
Oh. Now I see what you're getting at. Yeah that makes sense. I'm pretty sure it would have been stated in her profile that she was going to marry Gwen if that really was the case.

You guys really know how to take a fun concept and then add an unnecessarily complex level of bullshit that ruins fun.

Seriously, fuck you. This was gonna be fun until "NUUU WE KNEAD 2 EXPLOAR DERE BACKSTROYS FIRST".

>>19449521
Please save us from the horrors of the straight white man oh noble transgender hero/ine!

>>19447893
I originally thought she was a boy but I looked closer and saw that and her long ponytail.

>>19448644
Didn't think there was enough content to start a folder for this.

>>19449182
>>19449204
I really enjoyed reading this. Made me smile, thanks anon!

>>19449574
>Not using your imagination
>On a game created to use your imagination with
>On a board about playing games using your imagination

I don't really see the problem?

so are there any rules for this besides pic two friends and a bag of stuff and live for 4 years on an island?

Speaking of Calymure, would Cantelo's sacrifice be able to cure Claymure? Because if that's the case I know who my rival is going to be.

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>>19449204
>"You were her friend."

>>19449784
Nope. This is full on imagination. A game would be baller though.

>>19449810
>>19449784

See
>>19441968
This anon created some rules for a board/card game that sounds reasonably enjoyable.

I don't know if it would be worth e-mailing the original creator and asking for a rulesheet or something. Should I?

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so would coily's saliva react differently when mixed with certain chemicals, say someone else's saliva?

>>19449784
Nope. It's designed for you to do whatever the fuck you want I guess. You could come up with a system if you want. I'm sure people would use it.>>19449937

>>19449950
Ignore that link at the end but in response to this
>>19449937
I think her saliva would probably dissolve anything else. I feel like this game needs certain things like special plants for that idea though.

>>19449937
I wouldn't recommend it. You could lose your mouth. Or you dick. Just stick with Rori if you want to do the love making. She is the safest option.

>>19449996
>Choose Lilium
>Team up with female (humans) trapped on the island
>Use Lilium's daily to make them DTF

Lilium is the only option that can get you laid. But even then, that is a really petty thing to focus on when you're on a magical island surrounded by fantastical creatures other people could only dream about being friends with.

>>19450058
Lilium herself will leave you blue balled though. Touching her no nos will not be pleasant considering the consequences. [spoiler]That's why you get Fordee to copy her power and make her fuck you and then forgot about it after the fact.[/spoiler]

>>19449996
>Just stick with Rori if you want to do the love making
>Not the Zangan

>>19450139
Ya you have fun with that

>>19450111
>Implying Lilium is human or that her ability would work in the event of a mirror-match

>>19450160
If you've read the description you know I will.

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Posting a writefag's story from another thread because it made me laugh.

Partner 1: Calymure
Partner 2: Kenny

Calymure would teach me the various finer points of being a hero (fighting, survival skills, etc) and protect me for the first year. After finding Kenny and having him join us we would travel around with no specific base having adventures, fighting bad guys and helping people. Classic fun. This would hopefully provide Kenny and I with enough training and resources to set out on a quest to bring Calymure back after the first year ends.

Rival would be Doldorf... because it seems like beating him would be a possible avenue for bringing back Calymure.

>>19450111
>Implying I couldn't win Lillum over to LET me touch her (with my penis)

>>19450371
>Implying you could even get it up with all that missing blood

>>19450396
>Implying I couldn't have a robotic penis

Knowing Lilium's mouth is all over me every night is enough.

>>19449684
Yeah, but then it says that Claymure is engaged to a princess. Sure, maybe a lesbian, but it seems odd to me somehow. Claymure seems like a dude name to me.

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Literally an hour in MS Paint

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rolled 10, 20, 35 = 65

So, as I understand it, you roll 3d52, the first two are your friends and the third your rival?

>>19450457
it's calymure, not claymure
caly is much more feminine than clay

>>19441731
>>19442457
>>19443097
>>19447668
>>19450473

OP here, starting to feel bad with my crudely drawn cottage. I think it's time to invade another camp. BASTION MY SPARROW DINNER AND SHELL NECKLACE! WE ATTACK AT DUSK!

rolled 42, 42, 18 = 102

>>19450493
then rolling

rolled 28, 51, 46 = 125

dice

>>19450515
me and two calymures against rori? or does caly get an extra year/i find the cure

>>19450473

>brings 30kg of drugs and bullshits any other equipment needs by being a power ranger

I'm ok with this

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Alright lets see i 4chan is more cooperative today .Rolled randomly regretted immediately

rolled 19, 28 = 47

Rolling for second friend and rival. My first friend is Bones. Because he seems pretty cool.

>>19450276
That's funny as hell. Is there more?

rolled 49, 18, 47 = 114

rolllan

Crimseleno and Gwen.

Or just bring total body cybernetics and suddenly, no more flesh

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>>19450726
No sadly, after this couple of posts the writefag excused himself for the night while promising to return tomorrow after work but he never did.

My guess is that Dennis' and Pico's constant bickering finally got to him and he hanged himself to a palm tree using a DS adapter cord.
He shall be missed

>>19450797
>Friends:
Clanker
Dusty Gus
>Rival
Bastion
Alright thats not that bad

rolled 11, 47, 46 = 104

>>19450493
Oh Boy, I'm going insane aren't I? I assume Bismark is not actually existent, and my rival is my own mind. I'm not the sort who'd end up losing Rolf to the cruelty clause, but I have to hope Gwendolyn is incapable of banishing him through her own cruelty. I do hate warm temperatures, so I'll end up doing my best to appease the fickle princess just so she stays around to act as air conditioning. Might try to get her to play games with me and Rolf, and, if necessary, horribly throw matches in her favor. With that in mind, I'd need to pick some multiplayer games, but I'd probably wait to see what she'd like before getting Rolf to summon them. End game "winning" immortality and being forced into Gwen's service isn't too appealing, but if it happens, it happens. I'm not going to get her killed to avoid it.

It's good that I get a noncombat rival to match my hilariously noncombat friends.

Well, rolling again.

rolled 48, 31, 18 = 97

Sure, let's hit it

rolled 43, 19, 4 = 66

Lets give this a shot.

>>19450887
Hooboy. friends: lilium, jeansman, rival:rori. this oughta be interesting.

rolled 51, 51, 46 = 148

>>19450870
Friends:
Coily, Bastion
Rival:
Omeo Brain

I just have to hope Omeo can't establish a psyhic link without getting blood first. If such is the case, I just have to keep him from getting any to start with. Easier said than done, I guess. My "friend" Coily is as likely to gank me as my rival, so I'll have to do something to convince her that I don't smell that nice and there are plenty of better things to lick. Maybe Bastion will bring something I can use to distract her... but not likely for four years. I see myself losing a body part before she learns self control, which would be all sorts of trouble if Omeo can get the blood from it to commence the mind raping.

Still rolling.

rolled 8, 37, 38 = 83

>>19450947
>rolled 51, 51, 46 = 148
No, I outright refuse this. Why do I keep getting mind-based rivals, anyway?

rolled 15, 32, 26 = 73

alright

rolled 15, 29, 2 = 46

>>19450972
Friends:
Murray
Paul

Rival:
Gupi

Well, that's a pretty shit rival. I suppose I can just let him die by himself, but the option exists to throw him in some noodles and chow down. My more visible friend, Paul, disputes the existence of magic, and my other friend only appears while I'm sleeping. Is there no version of this game where I don't just end up a crazy person? Gotta see what Paul can do with the Mystery meat, I guess.

>>19451012

hey guys
hey
hey guys
what if Paul
what if
what if Paul IS the mystery meat?

rolled 29, 11, 35 = 75

If you roll d56, you can include the extra friends

>>19451066
it'd be d55

rolled 21, 13, 47 = 81

>>19451012
Friends:
Audrey
Crimseleno

Rival:
Mildred

Well, hmm. There's actually a bit of flavor potential here. Luckily Audrey won't be causing any jealousy issues with Crimseleno, and can provide food and healing. Crimseleno might be more willing to help fight our rival without requiring too much bribery, considering her identity. The magic immunity will be very helpful, since getting close myself might result in an exploded head. I wonder if something can be done to restore Crimseleno if we defeat Mildred. I also wonder if it would be really worth it, since we'd be pretty lacking in firepower afterwards.

>>19451040
Laughed harder than I should have.

rolled 16, 15, 49 = 80

I'll give this a shot. No rerolls, finish the image, no take backs. Lets do this.

rolled 48, 6, 14 = 68

>>19451092
Friends:
No-Heart
Kazoo

Rival:
Bastion

Bastion? Seriously? I don't even have to do anything, except accepting the loss of whatever trinkets I can find, I guess. No-Heart is nice, I guess, but incredibly useless unless I find myself between Lazarus and Dragunov. Might save one of the cakes for when the King of Diamonds appears. Luckily, I have a winter birthday so it should still be decently fresh on his arrival. I'm not a fan of hugs, but I'm not likely to do anything evil, so Kazoo should be fine.

>>19451165
>Not a fan of hugs
No anon, YOU are the evil.

rolled 23, 10, 28 = 61

I already made >>19450473 but I'll roll for fun

rolled 21, 30, 23 = 74

Error! No text entered.

rolled 38, 7, 52 = 97

>>19451165
Friends
Lilium
Hellrider

Rival
Mortimer

I have terrible rivals. Really. I can't really do anything about Hellrider, he seems like he's better suited for a rival. Lilium made me have to google "butterfly kisses", and I'm not sure how much that would actually raise my morale. I'm not really capable of doing anything to stop Lilium, so I'll probably meet my end at her hands from bloodloss.

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Is it too late to join?

>>19451193

Friends: Rolf & Belz Buzz

Looks like videos games, taking turns pretending to be the girl and eating whatever Belz brings back for us. Could bee worse.

Rival: Carron

Just avoid the beach at night and we will be fine.

>>19451234
I'm going to need the story on how you got that zombie proof fortress.

rolled 4, 21, 32 = 57

Let's see that I get this time

rolled 19, 17, 1 = 37

>>19451228
Friends
Gupi
Womba Womba

Rival
Ark Meteo

So I get to look forward to mild headaches for the next four years. Wonderful. Seems I can still take advantage of his yearly question, since it doesn't matter who asks. DoubleDoubleU can't really do much to stop Ark Meteo, as far as I'm aware, and will refuse to do much else it seems. Sorry about eating you a few games ago, Gupi, no hard feelings?

>>19451154
Allies
>16, 15
Audry, Grimsby

Rival
>49
Lilium

M'kay. Audry will provide a constant, if insubstantial and random, source of fruit. No scurvy for me then. Grimsby can easily build the house and anything else needed, as well as explain anything necessary about the game. Not really sure what mechanics I'm misunderstanding though... Food will be a problem, specially with Grimsby, so constant hunting/fishing. Thankfully though, Audry doesn't eat due to being a plant, but because of Grimsby I have to feed three people anyway.

Lilium poses a problem though. Everyone can easily be my enemy because of her, so she'll be throwing crap loads of people at me boosted by her kiss. Each day, another ass hole trying to wreck me. Vehemently need to avoid her, or else she'll tell me to walk off a cliff or something.

rolled 43, 42, 29 = 114

>>19451271

Hella Friends: Mr. Pepper and No-Heart

I guess I will survive the Reckoning if I don't die adventuring before then. Looks like me and Mr. Pepper will run a nice safe Protection Racket instead.

Rivals: Bablamon

LOL He can barely move. easy mode unless he can convince someone to put up with his humour to travel with him to fight me.

rolled 25, 33, 37 = 95

>>19451273
Friends
Kenny
Dusty Gus

Rival
Binky

I can only imagine Binky is my rival because of something stupid Kenny did before joining my camp. Kenny seems a decent fighter, but shit at everything else. Dusty Gus just seems like shit. I'll just have to see how that whole Binky-Kenny situation resolves itself, since I don't really care who ends up killing the other there.

>>19451319

That last roll is such I stupid combo I don't wanna play anymore :'(

rolled 38, 31, 11 = 80

>>19451331
Friends
Narwolf
Doldorf

Rival
Paul

I guess Paul counts as my rival only because I intend to claim Doldorf's wizard powers? I guess that's fine. I just ride the Narwolf around and try to keep out of trouble, maybe occasionally make raids on the noodle stand for food (I mean, if he's already my rival). I can't say four years with Doldorf is ideal, but an end-game of wizards powers certainly is. I don't know, maybe he'll get good enough at the bagpipes or I'll get good enough at ignoring them. Wizard powers are probably useful enough to justify his annoyances, even before I can claim them myself.

>>19451254
Magical haze blew through he area, and dropped off a few things. The zombie proof fortress was one of them. (PC about to drink, pushover GM gives him cool base as appeasement to continue game)

>>19451396
>Rival Coily

Ahh screw it, I'm done here. Nowhere is safe.

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if i can escape a werewolf that can always smell me for 3 years, i should be golden for the last year

if not, cyanide pill

I wrote like three pages introducing lilium and rori and then lost interest when it came time to introduce jeansman too. should I post it anyway?

>>19451806
yes

>>19451640
alright, I lost it when I saw the camp

>>19450939
My head was pounding, my whole body ached, and I couldn't even seem to muster up the energy to peel my eyelids open. What did I do last night? I remember getting out of work, going to the bar...
I felt a sharp pain in my neck, groaned, and slapped at the offending area weakly. Suddenly, I heard a feminine voice coo in something I couldn't distinguish between surprise and arousal. "Ooh, he's awake," she said.
From the other side of me, I heard a sigh.
Slowly, I forced my eyes open, and was shocked by three things. First, I apparently passed out outside, because the sun had just barely come up over the horizon, starting to snuff out the light of the twinkling stars above. Second and third were the two women on either side of me, who knelt beside my resting place and watched me with differing degrees of interest. To the left was some sort of party girl in a tiny dress and a devil costume, who gave me a smile that was too wide-eyed and innocent to be genuine. To the right, A cute girl, a bit younger than me, with short hair and a tank top looked down at me with what looked like resignation.
"I'm glad you're up! You were asleep for a long time. I'm Lilium," said the devil girl, breathily.
"He would have woken up sooner if you weren't sucking all his blood while he was out!" responded the girl on the right.
"Wha...whaat?" was my well-articulated response.
Lilium shot the girl on the right a dirty look. "That's Rori," Lilium continued, still giving the impression with her tone of someone who was told to act sexy but wasn't quite sure how it was supposed to work. "You hate her, darling."

>>19451914 (cont)
It took me a moment to realize she was talking to me. "I...I do? I asked, my throat feeling cracked and dry. I swallowed and sat up, my head spinning. Just what did I do last night? Lilium was introducing herself to me as if we'd never met, but was calling me darling, and I was afraid I had done something to offend Rori. "No, no that's not right. I don't hate you. Uh, if I said something like that, I apologize..."
Rori looked away and took a deep breath. It was hard to tell in the pre-dawn light, but she seemed to be blushing. "Pick three games, you...you big butt," she said.
"Three games?" I asked, still trying to get the world to stop spinning.
"He's not the brightest player, is he?" asked Lilium.
"It's always hard for a new player to get their bearings," Rori responded.
I scratched an itch on my neck and came back with blood on my fingers. "Did...did you really suck my blood?"
Lilium sighed. "You have been chosen, brave player-" she began.
"Dan," I responded, "but..."
She nodded, and continued, sounding very much like a prerecorded menu for a phone sex line. "You have been chosen, brave Dan, for four years of Hella Funtime Adventures. On this remote island, many strange and unique characters make their home. Two of them have been designated your friends, and one has been designated your enemy. All have unique skills that could help you survive or cut your life short."
I rubbed my stinging neck with one hand and my aching forehead with the other. "But did you really suck my blood?"

>>19451925 (cont)
Lilium nodded. "My power is to trade your blood for the ability to control...humans. Rori's is to produce two handheld, self-powered video game consoles and three games of your choice, and to play them with you." She glares at Rori again. "Don't worry though, this vile fiend will return to her world if you treat her cruelly."
"So...So pick, you uhm, dumb guy," Rori continued.
My head was not getting any better and this was apparently not going to stop, so I decided at that moment that playing along was probably preferable to the alternative. "Uh. Pokemon. White and black and uh...soul silver? We can trade and battle and stuff."
Rori was definitely blushing at this point. She shot me a small smile, but said, "like I would ever trade with you. You butt."
"Is that part of your power too," I asked, my head clearing a little. "You hafta insult me or something?"

>>19451952 (cont)
"No, darling," Lilium responded, putting her hand to my cheek and forcing my head to face her. "That's because she's your enemy. Remember? I'm your friend. That's how you rolled. Don't worry though, dear, I can make her go away."
"Wait, what? No don't do-" I started to say, but by the time I turned back around to face Rori, her eyes were glossed over and dead-looking. She rose swayingly to her feet, dropped a gameboy in my lap, and wandered off into the woods. I tried to climb to my feet to snap her out of it, but got dizzy and fell back down. The amount of blood Lilium evidently drank was distressing. "Ugh," I intoned. "If she was my enemy, who's my other friend? you said I have two."
"Say 'Jeansman' three times," she responded.
>summon jeansman
>accidentally the whole lilium
>come to later naked in briar patch
>befriend Rori
>Obligated to be enemies
>get close anyway
>Pogeymins on wifi
>Lilium doesn't like it
>mind-controls me into being cruel to her
>never see rori again
>tragic times

My head spun when I sat up from my sleeping bag and the dizziness pushed me back down on my back. The bright noontime sun shone through that hole at the top of my tent. I groaned. Waking late in wasn't supposed to feel this bad.

<Sorry,> said Lilium through Omeo's telepathic link. <But you know I need it.>

I sent the equivalent of a sigh through the link. <Don't worry,> I said. <I think I can take a few more nights. We just need to find someone else for you and Omeo feed on.>

<Lucky day,> said Omeo. <This one scouted. Humans nearby. Camp of three. Will be easy. Are distracted with "vidya".>

After I ate my iron-rich liver 'n' beans breakfast, we sneaked to the other camp and stalked their thoughts while they played. It only took an hour for us to come up with a plan.

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(Cut out the diary and camp because I'm writing the diary here and don't feel like drawing the camp)

>Journal: Day 1
So after all my day-dreaming of waking up in a strange land far away from home, it really isn't turning out like I imagined. Big surprise, right? First thing I never thought of was how unnerving it can be to wake up in a place you didn't go to sleep. And not like I had been drinking the night before and didn't remember where I ended up crashing. I definitely remember going to sleep in MY bed. But here I am, in a strange land that I have NO idea where it is in relation to, well, anywhere. I'm on an island, but that's about it when it comes to what I know about this place.

It's not all bad news though. I appeared here with some supplies. Not nearly enough to live here (where ever here IS) comfortably, but I'm sure they'll make my visit easier. I'm also not alone. When I woke up, I found that I had been 'assigned' (by who? no idea) a 'Hella Friend'. He says his name is Bones, which makes sense, because that's all he seems to be. A literal bag of bones. He's quite friendly though and has been willing to do what I tell him. Don't really have many orders for him, since I'm still disoriented, but he's still helpful.

>>19452291
"Hey!" I said out loud as Lilium entered the gamers' clearing. Omeo stayed in the woods, hidden.

The gamers took a few seconds to react.

<Saving their games,> explained Omeo. My palm twitched and I fought the urge to slap my forehead.

Finally, the gamers dropped their consoles and armed themselves with sharpened stakes. "What do you want?" asked the one named Rolf.

"My friend and I would like to trade," I said. "She eats blood, you see, and I'm kinda running out."

They gripped their improvised weapons tighter and Omeo relayed their fear to me. But amidst the fear, the one named Rori thought it was romantic.

"Look," I said, "It won't kill you. Your body resupplies itself with blood anyway. Whatever you get out of this trade is free."

As gamers, they crunched the numbers and admitted it was a good deal. Perfect. I laughed my best evil laugh into the telepathic link.

>>19452400
With Omeo reading their minds, it was easy to reach a trading impasse. After minutes of arguing, they were frustrated and wanted nothing more than to return to their gaming.

"What if we played a game for this stuff?" suggested Lilium according to plan. "If we win, I get one days worth of blood from you guys. If you win, you get some of our food.

"What?" I said in mock surprise.

"Well, you told me that you were gamer," she said. "Shouldn't you be good at this stuff if you've played that much?"

"You're on!" said Rolf, thinking that this was the perfect moment to seize.

Rori and Anon argued between themselves, but eventually came to the same conclusion. Best of five, winner take all.

>>19452392
>Journal: Day 2
Found a decent enough place to set up camp last night and started to get a bit settled in. I've always fantasized about living outside society, but I'm already missing the amenities I once had. That feeling of general safety for one. I haven't seen anything really dangerous so far, but Bones has let me know that there will be dangers on the island. Some of my tools might be useful for defense, but since I have a skeleton buddy, I have a feeling they won't be of much use against certain dangers.

I've mainly been asking Bones all he knows about this island and my situation and so far it doesn't look too bright. He seems to have memory problems or something, because he was unsure about certain details. Like why I only had one Friend. Apparently, we (there are other people here?) are supposed to have a couple friends (2? 3? not sure) and a rival. I only seem to have one. Bones says some may be invisible or don't appear all the time, but he can't remember which ones. So I MIGHT be screwed over before the four years begin. Yeah, I'm supposed to survive here for four years, which some big, bad things happening at certain times. Bones, not surprisingly, doesn't remember what those things are or when they happen, just that they will do so at set times. I'm also supposed to have a rival as well, but maybe I'm lucky didn't get one due to a possibly missing friend. I'm not going to count on it though.

>>19452502
>Journal: Day 3
Will try to keep these entries shorter. I don't want to run out of paper.

Mainly went around scouting the area. Thankfully, there are possible food sources, but they aren't as easy as opening the fridge to put together a sandwich. Bones is pretty much worthless when it comes to advice, but he'll help me do pretty much anything. So I'm not totally doomed.

>Journal: Day 7
First week I've been here and it's not really getting too much easier. No sign of any other Friends or a rival. I have seen signs of other people and animals, but haven't bumped into any yet. Don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Pretty tired most of the time and feeling worn out. Hopefully my body will get used to this life as time goes on.

>Journal: Day 11
Finally met someone while out getting food. He had some snake chick and a large cyclops with him. Thankfully he was friendly and willing to trade some food with me. He seemed to have been more prepared or something than me, because he was able to hunt with his bow. Don't know what kind of meat he gave me, but it's nice to eat something other than whatever plants I can find and not get sick from. Definitely with that water bottle.

>>19452412
It was too easy. With Omeo reading their minds, we knew all the right moves. The hard part was looking like we were about to lose every now and then.

After the victory, we merged our camp and Lilium alternated feeding on the three gamers for a week. Omeo kept himself hidden, but Lilium and I joined him every morning as we foraged for more supplies and patrolled the area.

By the end of the week, the gamers didn't want us to leave. Since we shared some of our supplies for them and actually did physical labor, they didn't mind the blood tax at all. We could have merged into one giant supercamp.

But after reading their minds, we decided that we had to move on. It was dangerous to for Omeo sleep alone every night and an awkward confrontation regarding his telepathic snooping could undo the goodwill we earned.

One day later, as we were setting up a new camp, I asked Omeo the same question I had after every Hella Funtime Adventure. <Does Lilium think I'm virtuous yet?>

This time, his answer was different. <Yes.>

End.

(Fuck yeah, mind control)

>>19452629
>Journal: Day 12
I'm not feeling that good. Must have been that meat I had. I definitely need to prepare my food better from now on. I can't do much though and I have no idea how to preserve food at all. I'll need to figure that out if I want to survive. I sent Bones out to get food for me today. I'll just try and take it easy, hopefully get better.
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Bones hasn't come back yet and it's dark. I'm starting to get really anxious. If something happened to him and I'm coming down with something serious, this might be it for me. I'd like to think I can accept my death calmly, but I don't want to die like this. I need to settle down though, otherwise my anxiety will just make my condition worse.

>Journal: Day 13
Bones is dead. Destroyed. Moved on. Gone. Whatever. I went out looking for him, sickness be damned. I found his body after searching for a bit, crumpled up on the ground. He must have been attacked while he was getting me food. I only knew him for about two weeks, but I miss him. A lot. I'm really starting to lose hope right now.
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Oh thank whatever gods rule this damned island, Bones is back. I brought his body back to my camp, figuring I'd bury him nearby. Before I got around to doing it though, he suddenly resurrected or reanimated I guess. I was so happy to see that clanky bastard moving again. Apparently he isn't easy to permanently kill. That could be very useful, but after today I'd rather not send him to his death again and again. It just wouldn't feel right.

Damn, two weeks in and I'm worrying over a bag of bones.

>>19452392
>>19452502
>>19452629
>>19452868
keep going. 008's stranded in fantasy had over 300 journal entries

What if Rori is only interested in being friends? You're plans are foiled.

>>19451952
You made Rori a tsundere. Why make your life harder?

>>19455288
>Hella Funtime Adventure Friends
>FRIENDS

rolled 28, 24, 30 = 82

I'll give it a shot. What could possibly go wrong?

>>19453201
I can only hope to be as good as 008's story. And I doubt I'll make it all the way to 300 journal entries.

>Journal: Day 22
I can't believe it, but there's a fucking noodle shop on the beach. What the hell is a noodle shop doing on this island? I decided to range a bit farther yesterday and headed off to the beach. I was hoping to look for... something useful. The delta of a river, a boat, more people, I don't know. Never expected a noodle shop though.

The guy who runs it is called Paul. Apparently he's another Hella Friend that someone has. I try not to think about what if I had two Friends. Bones has been great company so far. It's so much easier for me with him around. Anyway, I was able to pay/barter for a meal with some of the wild food I had with me. It's nice to have a meal like that again. Makes me miss microwaved leftovers even.

There were other people there as well, with their Friends tagging along. Seems a good a spot as any to gather, since we all were happy to get some easy food. There are all sorts of Friends on this island. Everything from vicious looking beasts to floating pink balls. I talked with some and we mostly just discussed our time on the island so far. Most of it I could relate to: Waking up suddenly on the Island, figuring out what your Friends are capable of, adjusting to this place, finding food, getting sick off some of the food. A couple people say they've had run ins with a hostile 'player' who was looking to take whatever they had. I'm guessing it's the same one who attacked Bones about a week ago. Some of us talked about teaming up to survive, but it would be hard for us to support a group right now. Perhaps later when we've all figured out a way to survive.
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(Cont)

>>19456580
Set up camp with some of the others near the noodle shop. Not everyone who was here earlier stayed, mainly because they couldn't keep buying food from Paul. But those of us who are still here decided to camp the night together. There are six other guys and two girl players, though the Friends are varied. One was some grumpy princess looking chick whose exasperated player told us to just ignore. Another one was the pink puffball I mentioned it earlier. It shat out marshmellows for everyone. Yeah.

It seems like working together might be really beneficial for everyone. We'd need to find a stable food supply and a good location, but with all of us and our friends working together, we could possibly make it through the four years.
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Just saw something really weird. We were all gathered around a fire enjoying the company of other people when we saw this dim light out on the beach. It looked like the faint glow of something, definitely not a strong light source. One of the guys said he'd seen it before. Apparently it's some floating jellyfish thing. At that Bones spoke up to me suddenly. That's my rival apparently. It's name is Carrion or Carron. It seems harmless enough, but reminds me too much of a will o' wisp. I'm not going anywhere near it if it might have it out for me. Nobody else was curious enough to check it out closer and so we just ignored it for the rest of the night.

The beach seems less safe for me now.

>>19456580
>>19456774
People reading at all? Or interested for that matter. I'll keep going if anyone is.

I'll also adopt a name and trip for this thread.

>>19456892
I am

rolled 10, 41, 16 = 67

Woo hoo, dice fun time!

>>19456892
I'm enjoying it. Hellfuntime Friends makes for interesting writefaggotry.

>>19456372
>Friends: Pico, Carron
>Rival: Skizzo Bros

I have no idea where I am or how I got here. The last thing I remember is- well, I'm not quite sure what the last thing I remember is. Must have had a wild night of partying. Maybe I got drugged? A prank? I can't even begin to rake my mind for an answer.

I woke up with sand in my mouth, face-down on a beach I've never seen before. If I wasn't so baffled as to how I got here I might appreciate the beauty of it. The shoreline extends as far as I can see into the horizon, and strange plants I've never seen before dot the landscape.
For whatever reason, a large knapsack seems to have washed up on the shore beside me.

The panic hadn't set in yet. Okay, whatever- I'd just call somebody and find out what happened. I calmy reached into my pocket and pulled out my cellphone. I'm not sure what kind of message I intended to relay- but it didn't matter. No reception.

After dejectedly pocketing my cellphone, I examined the contents of the discarded bag. Why the hell not? It contained the notebook which I am currently writing in, a canteen, a compass, and a book with the word "RULES" embossed on the cover.

I also met a giant potato that won't stop following me and never shuts up.

>>19457083
Apparently, this creature had been waiting for me for quite some time. Apparently her(?) name is Pico. It seems to be a chubby, flightless bird of some kind with disturbingly human facial features. It can speak, but I really wish it wouldn't. It reponds to some of my questions, but mostly it just makes senseless noise for what I assume is the hell of it.

Pico is convinced that we are in fact, best friends.

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I've been here for two days, and Pico still won't stop following me. I hadn't eaten anything since I came to this strange island, so in my desperation I decided to venture into the jungle in search of something edible- my pudgy partner in tow.

After being subject to trekking through thorny plants and harrassed by tropical insects, I found an enourmous fruit tree. Took about half an hour to finally climb and pick a bunch of the fruits- but to my dismay they were underripe and hard as rocks. Pico was hooting the entire time.

The levity of my situation began to sink in for the first time since arriving here. My stomach felt like it was eating itself. "I don't suppose you have anything to eat, do you?" I skeptically asked my irritating companion. Pico immediately barfed up a pile of fried chicken wings and resumed hooting and dancing.

They were delicious. I'm not questioning it.

>>19456774
>Journal: Day 23
Packed up my stuff today and will move out from the beach. I can't afford to pay for Paul's noodles for much longer and there isn't any close supply of food. I'm also worried about my rival. It seemed pretty far off, but I know how these things work. Each night it's closer and closer until I'm following it out of my tent one night in a daze to sleep with it beneath the waves. So I bid farewell to my new friends and their Friends. Hopefully we can meet up here again once we are more settled into the island.
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Met someone on the way back to where my old camp was. He looked worse than anyone I'd seen so far. He only had one friend with him as well(!), but it turns out he just had one that doesn't appear during the day. Unfortunately he was attacked during the day by some large lizard thing. I haven't encountered anything of the sort and I hope I don't. Sounds like a nasty predator. I let him know where to find the noodle shop since it looked like he could use a place to rest. He thanked me profusely and handed me a fruit in thanks. Said his one Friend (who he was carrying, some kind of plant person) grows them for him. Had a twinge of jealousy, but I can't stay mad at Bones. He may not be able to grow fruit from his body, but he still gets food for me without much trouble. Six of one, half a dozen of another.

>>19457187
>Journal: Day 30
Been here a month apparently. Feels longer than that. Like a lifetime etc. etc. Cliches aside, my old life does seem so long ago. Just sitting here with bones, looking up at the sky and hoping it will rain sometime soon. My water bottles are all empty and one of the containers of peanut butter is practically done. Food isn't that much of a problem yet (although I could use more protein in my diet), but water is. I need to find a source of water rather than relying on rainfall. Otherwise I'll die of thirst long before any nasty critters get me.
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Rain is coming! I'm no weather expert, but I've seen rain clouds enough to know when we'll get nature's showers. Which reminds me that I should probably use the rain for just that. I'll set up my bottles to collect water then wait for the rain to come so I can clean myself off. Modesty seems a little quaint on place like this, but it's something I guess I cling to. Getting clean after a month trumps modesty though, this time at least.

>>19457464
>Journal: Day 31
It didn't rain that much where I was at. Damn it. I sat naked in my tent, waiting for the rain to start really coming down so I could clean myself off some, but it just drizzled for a while then cleared up. So I'm just as dirty as I was before and feel silly for sitting ass-naked next to a skeleton for an hour. At least I got some fresh water out of it, so I won't get too thirsty for the next couple days. Will still have to conserve what I have though.
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I met that hunter fellow again later on in the day. We traded some of our food again. I asked him what was he gave me last time and he said it was some native pig or boar. No wonder eating that raw messed me up. Thankfully it doesn't seem to be exactly like pork because from what little I know, raw pig will make you seriously sick. I'm making sure to cook what I have now rather than just scarfing it down.

I told the hunter about the noodle shop in thanks for trading food with me fairly so far. He said he'd check it out, but by the looks of it, he doing quite well for himself. He said he'd check it out and I let him know other people like us seem to gather there. If people actually start banding together, I'm sure he'd be a valuable person to have with us. Really seems to know his stuff.

>>19457949
>Journal: Day 32
I feel like this island is toying with me. I was out getting more food as usual with Bones when storm clouds sweep in and rain starts coming down. I started off back towards my camp right away with Bones in tow, hoping to make the best of this sudden shower. Not before my clothes get decently wet though, which is pretty annoying. As soon as I got back, I stripped down and hung my clothes up on my tent the best I could. If they're already wet, might as well clean them too. Bones put what food we found in the tent to keep dry, I think that'll make sure it keeps longer, but I could be wrong. Not that I'll last long with the way I go through food here.

Anyway, I start making the most of the rain, setting up the bottles again and drinking all the water I can before going about cleaning myself. I couldn't really do much without any kind of soup, so I just kinda stood there rubbing dirt off myself.

Of COURSE that's when I bump into another person on this damned island. I don't know how long she was standing there watching, but I must have been a sight. Some scrawny guy naked in the rain, rubbing himself all over (and admittedly a little intimately at times) with a skeleton in a bag walking around helping him out with things. I don't think I've ever been that red in the face throughout my entire life. She just seemed amused by it, so I tried to play it off as best I could, which isn't nearly as well as I would have liked. She (like everyone else but me) had two Friends tagging along, some beholder like thing, which made me uncomfortable (well more uncomfortable) with it's staring, and an oddly colored werewolf or wolfman.

(Cont)

>>19457958
(cont)

We talked a bit, me still naked, her in a poncho (lucky). She had been doing about as well as any of us, which is to say generally scraping by. Her friends made it easy to hunt for meat, which she was happy to give some to me. I offered her some of the fruit and veggies I had, but she declined. So I let her know about the noodle shop and where to find it. She was interested in hearing that, as she apparently hadn't run into any other players but me. She did run into another one of those reptile things (or maybe it was the same one), but her Friends made it a lot easier to defend herself. Sounds like it spits acid and can regenerate wounds. Just great.

She eventually left, letting me know she'd leave me to continue what I was doing. She said she hoped we met again and gave me a wink as she went off. I damn well know what that wink could mean, but I honestly don't feel like I'm lucky enough for it to be that. Probably just her assuming I was in the middle of something more than cleaning off. She wouldn't be entirely wrong.

rolled 19, 52, 26 = 97

Postan postan postan

>>19451914
Perfect personality for Lilim.
I have a hard time imagining Rori being anything but chipper and friendly, though.

>>19457975
>>19457958
>>19457949
>>19457464
>>19457187
>>19456774
>>19456580
>>19452868
>>19452629
>>19452502
>>19452392
Fun read, keep it up!

>>19457975
>Journal: Day 43
It's been a while since I wrote in here. Over a week by the looks of it. Nothing interesting has really happened. I'm not sure if I should be thankful or not of that. I bumped into the hunter guy two more times as well as people coming or going to the noodle stand. Word is getting around slowly I guess. I traded with some of the others for food, since nobody is willing to give up their precious tools. I don't blame them.

Nearby food is getting more scarce. At least in terms of stuff I can get from plants. I still haven't tried to catch any of the wildlife, I'd doubt I'd know how. But me and anyone else in the area is starting to over-gather from this area. I'll probably need to move and find a better area. Which means going through potentially dangerous woodlands. I'm not looking forward toshit
shit shit shit
I heard something outside. I don't know what. I need to check it out. Shit it better not be that fucking lizard.

>>19458210
>Journal: Day 47
Okay. I can get back to writing. I think I lost them, but I can't be sure. That fucking bird is a nuisance to hide from.

right, I haven't explained what happened. It wasn't that lizard. It was another player. The same damn player I've heard about. He was the one that jumped Bones that one time. I'd make the fucker pay if I could, but it's too risky. So right now I'll try and avoid him.

I guess if anyone were to read this, I'd need to better explain myself. Let you know what happened. I doubt anyone will read this, it's probably just for my own comfort.

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>>19458656
(cont)

So right, I heard noises and went out to investigate, Bones right behind me. It was getting dark and I had my glasses off (stupid of me) so I couldn't see that well. But I ended up seeing it well enough. Fucking basilisk thing. I froze up as soon as I look into it's eyes. Those fucking eyes. I've heard about being frozen in fear, but that wasn't what happened. I was jumpy as hell and against anything else I would have done... something. Instead I felt like I couldn't move. Just, paralyzed in place. Looking back, it was exactly what they wanted me to do.

I was just standing there, ax useless in my hand against the hypnotic gaze as I hear something quickly moving up towards me. Bones, gods bless his bony soul, warned me to watch out (which I naturally couldn't do) and pushed me down, breaking the spell of the Eyes. I still felt stiff, but I could move, even if it was more effort than it should have been. The effect was wearing off fast though, which saved my life. I looked up at bones to see him take a club to the skull, knocking it clean off. The other player had some sort of makeshift club he brought along with him. I don't remember exactly what it was, it all happened so fast. I yelled out to Bones as I saw him crumple again from this guy (I'm fucking sure it was the same guy) and lashed out with my ax. It was a pretty clumsy blow, but he wasn't defending against me because I felt the blade hit him. Nothing serious, but it sounded like it hurt. I scrambled away from him and his fucking snake Friend and got to my feet. I also made sure not to look into the Eyes again, I wasn't going to die here.

(Cont)

>>19458832
(Cont)

Was hard, since the snake lunged at me, fangs bared and everything. I lashed out again and felt the ax bite flesh another time. The snake hissed angrily but backed off to its player, both of them now sporting wounds. I just stood there, adreneline pumping through me, not sure what to do. They made the first move and thankfully it was to beat a tactical retreat. I doubt I had seriously hurt them, but I guess they saw that I wasn't helpless and that caused them to back off. They would be back, I was sure of it. And that's when I started to become aware of that damned bird. During the couple blows that were struck all I heard was my blood pounding in my ears and the hiss of that snake thing. But now I could hear that bird just taunting me. Telling me I was dead, that they would finish me off, that my Friend was gone. I told it to fuck off, but it just laughed and flew off with it's player.

I wasn't going to stick around. I immediately packed up my camp, grabbed Bones' body and headed off into the night. I headed off across the fields to the noodle shop, hoping to find safety in numbers, but I never got there.

I slept under the stars and woke up to the sound of that bird again. He had found me and was yelling, giving away my position. Bones was still 'dead' so I had to carry him along with my stuff, but I couldn't see the other player. The wounds I gave him and his snake must be slowing him down. But he knew where I was and was probably coming to finish me off. Maybe just because I had humiliated him. I don't know and don't care. I just wanted to get away from him and his fucking Friends.

(Cont)

>>19458904
(cont)

So I was on the run the last few days. Bones reanimated again, and we grabbed what food we could. But the bird stopped following me. Or at least I haven't heard him. Which is good enough for me. Maybe the guy gave up, maybe I lost him. Either way I hope his wound gets infected and he dies horribly. Bones seems to hold no ill will towards the guy, but I don't know if he hasn't just forgotten him.

So if any of you find this Journal, watch out for this the fucker with a snake and bird. He's hostile and will probably try to off you.

I'm not going to write any more for this entry, I'm just going to rest and try to get my bearings. I want to be able to get back to the noodle stand if I need to.

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>>19458990
>Journal: Day 48
Drew a rough map of what I can tell of the area. Rough as sandpaper. But it's something. I'll be heading out to the noodle stand. Hopefully I don't get ambushed on the way.

>Journal: Day 49
Peanut butter nearly gone. Fuck.

>Journal: Day 50
Made it to the noodle stand. Looks like some people are making permanent camp here. Paul's player probably is, but maybe some others can survive here too. I'm just glad it's safer here. I think. I hope its safer here.

I saw some people that were here when I visited before. Among them was the girl I met under less than ideal circumstances. I gave her what I hope was a neutral 'Hey' and she gave me a friendly 'Hi' back. I didn't really strike up a conversation though and just excused myself to go get some noodles. That damn knowing smile she gave me... I'll never live down our meeting, will I?

>>19459500
>Peanut butter nearly gone. Fuck.
I don't know why but I chuckled.

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Id like to contribute this to the setting.

Imagine you are spending your day surviving as usual, its been what, one year? two? hard to tell. Anyway, you have a better grip on surviving now, and are accustomed to the more unusual aspects of the island.

.... like that one player that will randomly zoom by, fighting his rival at top speeds seemingly all across the island.

You wonder if he ever stops at all to sleep or eat.

>>19459500
>Journal: Day 51
Warned the others about the hostile player I fought a couple days ago. Some of the others looked really worried when they heard it, so I tried to calm them a bit by letting them know that I did hurt him, so he may not be as serious a threat. Still, I saw more than a few pairs of eyes glancing up into the sky to look for black birds circling overhead.

So my female 'friend' came up to me later on and asked me where my other Friend was. Told her the truth, I don't know or don't have one. She seemed surprised, saying how everyone else seemed to have two Friends with them. I agreed but I apparently only had one. She asked about my Rival, if I had one, that maybe I got lucky and didn't have one because I had only one Friend. Told her I was by no means that lucky. I had a rival and had actually seen it near here one night. She got a worried look on her face and glanced around but I let her know I've only seen it once and that it was from a distance. There was no need to worry. I wish I could actually believe that.

>>19460155
I've been tempted to put Hellrider in the Journal entries so far, but haven't thought up anything interesting yet so far. Possibly because I imagined him being a Friend of someone's rather than a Rival. But your idea is certainly interesting. Would be a Hella show.

>>19455365
>>19458156
I made Rori that way because she was my rival. It's hard to imagine her playing the rival role with anything but disappointed obligation.

>>19460279
>Journal: Day 52
Ugh. So I just woke up on the beach with a bunch of other people lying around out cold. Bones was sitting right next to me patiently, like usual, though he seemed a little relieved to see me waking up. I've been trying to remember what happened as well as ask around, so I'll put down what I've found out so far.

Apparently somebody's Friend can turn water into alcohol. I remember us all starting to drink and have a good time. Thing is, we were drinking strong alcohol and none of us had had any type of release like this for a long time. So we all probably drank too much. I know I'm nursing quite the headache right now. So are most everybody else.

I just starting hearing questions about someone missing. I'll have to listen in to find out what that's all about. I hope they just wandered off sometime during the night and collapsed near by.

(Cont)

>>19460590
(cont)

Shit. So apparently my rival dragged some poor SOB off during our party last night. Right out into the ocean. Or so Bones claims. And while he doesn't have the best memory, I can't imagine him lying. Pretty much everyone knows what happened now and some are unhappy with me. They're blaming me for his death. They're saying I should have done something or controlled my rival. Or that I shouldn't have been here. It's all a load of bullshit, but now I'm getting these unwelcome or scared looks from others right now.

I think it's time to leave the beach again.

Can you kill the King of Diamonds?

>>19440801
>On disc DLC
Why

>>19460806
because bioware

>>19460798
Even if you could, I'd feel bad turning Gwen into an orphan. On that note, besides the horns and the hair, how the heck are they even related?

>>19461029
Well they're demon monsters and you can't have female demon monsters who aren't attractive.
I'd be fine with it if KID was a jerk. I mean he goes four years without noticing his daughter is missing.

>>19461058
>Can't have female demon monsters that aren't attractive
There are like, ten on that chart.
Depending on how hot you think Mildred is.

>>19461084
She's a witch, not a demon monster. There are no unattractive women. The Zangan does not count.

>>19461124
Well BelzBuzz is female but I wouldn't really call it unattractive. She's just a bee.

>>19461160
Okay there's Crimseleno.

Okay. I'm going with Coily and Mr. Pepper as my friends.
Fordee is my rival.
I may do the chart later. I'll probably think up some story too.

>>19461195
Fordee is vaguely humanoid, and is pretty ugly too.
At least, about as humanoid as Coily.

How is Calymure a woman?
S/he looks like link.
Is it a joke based on the Zelda confusion?

>>19461420
But... I disagree.

>>19461446
That's probably right. Damn how did I not see that.
Look at the color her name is written in and also take note of her extremely long ponytail.
It could go either way really.

>>19461446
I have no idea why people think he is a lesbian.
All of the female characters are drawn with eyelashes, which Calymure doesn't have.
Somebody said his coat was a dress but that's stupid.

>>19461516
The lesbian thing is just people playing with their games.
Gwen does not have eyelashes.
Calymure has a very long ponytail. I think the purpose was to be androgynous. That sounds like some fun you could play around with in your game.

>>19461465
Wait.. is Boleslava a girl?
Isn't Boleslava a boy's name? I always thought of him as being male for some reason.

>>19461586
Apparently the word's gender is feminine.

>>19461586
It's a thing so it probably doesn't have a gender.

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>>19461540
Gwen has eyelashes in her full art.
Her sprite is really crude compared to the newer characters. I wish she'd get redrawn like most of the original characters were.

>>19461446
>>19461516
All the female characters seem to have their name in pink. All the male characters names are in blue. The Zangan's name is in black and has not gender (or is rather 'above it').

Since Calymure's name is in pink... yeah, I'd say she's probably a girl. There really isn't anything to support her princess is Gwen though.

>>19461586
Looks like Boleslava is female as well, but some of them it probably doesn't matter, like Balbamon, Pico, or Darkforz.

>>19461678
Oh I thought that was fanart.

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Pick Coily and Bablamon

Wait...

> Cute, quiet follower who does whatever you want, but is separated from you due to your shutting her down
> Talking, sarcastic sword that looks demonic

> mfw I'm Rance

Are you guys saving these stories?

>>19462598
I'll certainly be saving mine. And will also be posting more tomorrow. Granted the thread is still around.

>>19462598
threads been archived

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Am I too late to the party?

Is the crystalization effect only for Gwen's hands? Is any of her other skin effected by the crystalization effect? Can she turn the crystalization effect off?

Are all of Coily's fluids acidic? Is it just her mouth?

>>19462727
It's never too late.

>>19462727
Hopefully not. I'm not sure how much longer the thread will last.

I do like the little scene for your camp. Nice extra details.

>>19462751

Can't talk for Gwen, but my understanding of Coily is it's just her mouth, seeing it's her saliva that's corrosive.

Which is why she's on my team.

>>19462820
Me too. That and her digging prowess gives me a shelter immediately and with Mr. Pepper's fire survival will be a piece of cake.

>>19462858
What's that room from?

Coily is the sexiest.
Shame the original guy decided that any penis that touches coily automatically explodes.
Fucking errata. I guess you could just jack off on her face in the night though. Or use condoms.