You are an evil sorcerer, gifted in the arts of pyrokinesis and necromancy , worshiper of Fthuhinihathl The Immortal , most of your time is spent devising overly complex and intricate schemes to take over the world only to be foiled again and again by some random hero popping out from a middle of nowhere , but today you feel something is going to be different as an unseen force takes control.What do you do?
>>19461549Do something that we haven't tried before, flaming skeleton minions. It can't fail!
>>19461590You conjure a flaming skeletal minion, it is obvious that things are getting hot in here but you do not perceive this plan as intricate as you always make them. What now?
>>19461632Ok, find somewhere that needs to get taken over, start with a small town or hamlet, preferably one that is afraid of both skeletons and fire.
>>19461632give it a flaming weapon, preferably a flaming spine.
teach ur flaming skeletal minion pyrokinesis and necromancy so u can make it take over the worldwhile you take the day off
>>19461632>but you do not perceive this plan as intricate as you always make them.Alright, alright. I see what you're getting at here.I summon ANOTHER flaming skeleton!
>>19461632Find a dirt poor settlement, then have your flaming skeletons build a better settlement next to it, diverting trade away from the already powerty-ridden village and splitting families as they begin moving to yours, where you put them to work with very poor safety regulations.
give flaming skeletal minion that sword we have ling around
>>19461682The best thing about this plan, it's technically legal, assuming we can lobby for it with more flaming skeletons or we do it somewhere where the agencies that pay attention to this don't pay much attention to.
WaitGuysGuysguysI remembered something.We all have skeletons... Inside of us!Let's summon that!
Train your flaming skelton in diplomacy, surely we haven't tried talking our way into global rulership
>>19461632what gender is the skeleton? is it single?
>>19461710And think about it this way: if it's OUT skeleton, it's probably super-loyal, too. We probably get bonuses or some shit.
Hide your flaming skeleton in a hero's closet, and then when they go to sleep make it pop out and scare them.
Can we also summon exoskeletons? What if we summon skeletons wearing exoskeletons?
Trains skeleton in arts of disguise and seduction, make them make the hero fall in love with them, then at the wedding pull of the mask: skeleton the whole time!!!!
>>19461655You equip your Skeletal Minion#1 with a Flaming BoneIt now became Flaming Skeleton Swordsman>>19461657You raise another skeleton and teach it pyromancy , you cannot teach it necromancy because you can only teach one magic type per brainless skeleton, perhaps as you get more meaty minions with actual brains you will be able to teach them more magic schoolsit now became Flaming Skeleton Pyromancer>>19461647With your newly formed gang of griveous ghouls you assault a nearby village and...It was a major success! The poor townsfolk of Genericfarmvillageville stood no chance against your bone flaming monstrosities as fire and death consumed it , +1 destroyed village count.
1: Take pictures of skeleton2: Open internet3: Navigate to boards.4chan.org/x/4: Start thread with picture of flaming skeleton, alongside the text "O NOEZ /X/ THE SKELLINGTANS IS ON FIR D:"5: Giggle
>>19461790Give those flaming skeletons congratulatory non-flaming high-fives. You need to give skeletons proper encouragement for them to improve. And honestly, they're just swell guys and they destroyed that town beautifully.
See that hut over there?Burn it down.
>>19461790Raise the dead. Turn the farming village into a Necropolis like "TotallynotacopyfromHeroes2to6"
>>19461790Use the bodies to craft more flaming skeletal minions and cooked flesh golems. Also round up all the living in the town and find out if we can obtain useful minions from this place.
Take all the dead villagers, And put them into a pile. Then, Using the bodies, The destroyed remains of the houses, And whatever else you can find, Create a giant hulking undead monster.
Turn the dead villagers into an army of flaming zombies, and apoint any/all flaming skeletons as generals.
>>19461868I second this.
>>19461868And teach the hulk pyromancyand give him a flaming super long spine as a weapon
>>19461928Why teach it just pyromancy? That thing is going to have like, 15 brains when we are done with it. Teach it necromancy and how to cook as well.
>>19461928And wait, Why just a long spine?Why not a giant club made out of entire skeletons and the tortured souls of the dead?
Using the dead bodies and parts of hut debris you create Debris Flaming Skeleton Golem , luckily enough it already fancied itself a weapon from a nearby plank, also you have revived the rest of the nearby dead townsfolk into more flaming skeletons, your influence has grown by 6 You have also promoted the original skeleton swordsman and skeleton pyromancer into General Flaming Skeleton Swordsman by giving him a swag new helmet and sword you had lying around , and General Flaming Skeleton Pyromancer... you just rolled his hood up, hoods are the peak of fashion in middle ages after all.Commanding your fiendish new army you round up all the survivors, seemingly only one survived, oh whats this? Well Fthuhinihathl strike you down and suck your brains through a straw! Its a captured Hero!What will you do to this blasted splinter in your arse?
>>19462032I don't think we have the stuff for that yet.
>>19462038interrogate him. WHAT DOES HE KNOW?also, can we undead-ify him? His skills as a Hero would make him a useful lieutenant
>>19462038See if he's willing to become a fallen hero, and become our right-hand man. As much as these skeletons are cool guys, they're not the best conversationalists.
kill him and revive him as a Death Knight
>>19462038Make hero into skeletal weapon, some sort of large spiked bladed club.Also the hulk has two heads, Does that mean we can teach it both pyromancy and necromancy? If yes do teach it both.
>>19462038Convert him! and if he isn't convert him add him to our hulk! and if that doesn't work make a fine robe from his skin. Bitches love the robes
>>19462038Okay, Why don't we turn him into an undead minion as well? But not like the skeletons, No, He will still be the hero inside, But he will be forced to follow our every command.Better yet? Turn him into an undead dog thing. The big bad hero, Reduced to nothing but an animal, Forced to commit horrible things to the people he once called friends. Nothing more then a servant to his arch enemy.
>>19462087that's pretty evil, but do you mean a literal dog thing? because that seems like a waste of a potentially more intelligent minion
>>19462076yes remove part of his brain if necessary to convert him
>>19462076ADD HIM TO THE HULK!
>>19462076
>>19462115I was thinking more of a human twisted into the shape of a dog and forced to act like a dog.
==> Take hero's armor. Put on General Skeleton Swordsman.Make a big show of how General Flaming Hero Defeats you and return to your lair.As the neighbors return to rebuild Generic Farmville, have them toast and celebrate the Hero of Generic Farmville. Sure, the whole town got slaughtered, and stuff, but he stopped the bad guy, right? That's what heroes do. . .tl;dr Use Skeleton General to infiltrate Heroes ranks, and provide intelligence to you.
>>19462163If we convert him we could send him in then have him kill his fellow companionsThen add their bodies to the hulk.ALL SHALL BE JOINED WITH THE HULK
>>19462139that's...pretty dark
After we convert hero lets go to an orc tribe. We need to stay under the radar.
>>19462235I'm also the guy that came up with the hulk. You know, Sometimes I think I might be a little too evil.
>>19462272Such a thing doesn't exist!
As you are about to introduce yourself the hero begins spewing his incoherent blabbering of a hero speech and some form of warning about an order of the "White Stag" of some sorts that are heroes determined of eradicating all evil? EH sounds like bullshit to you.You gallantly give this trash a chance to serve among your ranks of undead as your right hand man......but the fool chose the wrong answer.Diplomacy has its limits and yours is limited by mind scrambling psychic magic, you wipe the sods blood off your face and begin frying his axons.The Hero is under your command, unfortunately he's a rather crappy hero only in his beginner days as he has no weapons , armor nor any abilities
Interrogation first. Ask open ended questions just to see what he says. Then make him into an undead. The hound-form thing seems fine.
>>19462272well keep up the good (bad) work!Personally, I have an idea involving a mobile skelecopter carrier for air support, but I think I'll save that for later.
Ok let's ruin the name of this white stag shit, command him to raid villages with the white stag emblem, and have him hire mercs to help. MUAHAHAHAHAHa
>>19462352I still say we turn him into a dog.At least he will be of some use then.
>>19462352Teach him to be a better warrior first, also give him a weapon.
actually yes lets make him into a flaming hound. Muahahahahaha
>>19462352Give him antlers.
>>19462398This
You made your way to the local Orc Tribe, they are not exactly pleased seeing you as one of your recent plans involving them has failed miserably , leaving them taking heavy losses
We waste our time, we need to raid a orc village, heroes don't care about them, and it is a chance to grow our numbers and get some leader types. Also bitches love green robes.
>>19462432Tell them they will be supplying you with weapons and soldiers, and they may choose to do it in life or in death.
Their bodies are large enough to be sufficient for the tank. The bigger he grows, the closer to dominating everything.
>>19462432Well, Looks like we don't have time for hound hero right now.HULK SMASH!
Its simple OP. Just become Drew.
>>19462432Give them antlers.
>>19462432You see it's all a miss understanding.... what we had wrong last time is that we were usin undead, not flaming undead. So shall we give it another go?PS if this doesn't work slaughter them and make an orc hulk, and an ork robe
Now we need to find a princess to abduct. Then when we abduct her, we secretly brainwash her and teach her Dark Magic, so that when someone comes to save her she'll backstab them.
This is the best fucking quest ever. Flames and bones for everyone!
Do we have an evil laugh?
Also after this we should make our way to those pesky Gnolls, they will make a good addition and they usualy have magic stuffs.
Kill the orks. Kill them all.Skin them, Make robs out of them. Equip ork skin robes.Infuse the hulk with the dead body of the orcs, And upgrade his plank with their bones.Turn hero into hound hero.
The Orcs would probably be more inclined to cooperate if you were the one in charge of the tribe. Time for new hotblooded management.
>>19462530Seconded becuase bitches love robes
>>19462542Oh and turn the babies into helmets
Foolishly assaulting the entire Orc Tribe , you manage to pick off a few watchmen Orcs before entire horde begins pouring out, they start cutting through your skeletons one by one...Hero falls instantly to a well placed Heavy Bowgun bolt to the face , -1 minionThe chances of your victory are extremely slim as that Undead Hulk of yours cant parry the Orc's attacks foreverWhat do you DO?
Everyone knows that necromancy just works better with things made out of body parts.Also: Just strip the orcs flesh from its bones and give it to hulk, And make flaming orc skeletons. Except for one, Which you will use to upgrade hulk's spiked bat and/or make a big skeleton club.
>>19462628we may have jumped the gun there. I vote retreat. Unless we can re-raise the killed undead and any orks we kill.Oh, and use your pyromancy to cook a couple
WERE A SORCERER RIGHT? WHY NOT USE ENLARGE PERSON ON HULK?!
Firebomb the orc half of the battleline, raise the dead orcs to our side, for Fthuhinihathl's sake we have magic
>>19462628grab what you can and flee. cover your escape with fire lots of fire.
>>19462628OHSHI-Don't panic! Just climb up ontop of hulk and ride him THE FUCK AWAY.Be sure to drag those ork bodies with you though, new robe.
>>19462648>>19462660We will no longer have magic if we are chopped up by orcs.Retreat. Fighting retreat, so there will be lots of corpses for us to come back and raise later, but retreat.
Raise the dead orcs as an Orc super hulk, watch it kill MORE orcs, then when it dies, raise them into a BIGGER super hulk. Repeat step 2 until victorious.
>>19462660We must use our magic wisely to cary us through the day! also if we have a fear spell, a firebomb followed by fear could be used to great effect against these brutes
>>19462675This, burn path around hulk, mount hulk. Mount hulk facing rearward so we can continue burning orcs as we ride away.
Reanimate the dead, set fire to the tribe area, then escape on our hulk in all the confusion until the orcs stop chasing.
Cowards, it is this cowardice that has seen the end to all our plans up until now. I'm tired of running away. I say we wreck their shit make an undead super orlk. Then fuse that with normal hulk. and make a huge thing. Besides bitches hate cowardice
As you attempt to resurrect the corpses of the fallen orks to power up your undead titan a stomp and roll can be heard with a bit of "fuagh?""UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"oh yeah thats what you meant,wait what?!(Undead Golem has been slain)OH FTHUNIHIHATHL CURSE YOU, its Beefstank Slamjunk! The Warchief of the Orc Tribe, and he carries his two signature hammers, one that completely blocks magic and the other one that freezes things on hit , disgusting combo."UMIE, U'S GOT DA LAST WERDS BEFUR I SEND U To YEE GODZ?"What are your last words?
We worship Fthuhinihathl lets see what the gets us exactly but showing these orcs who our god is firsthand.
>>19462740do we have any kind of teleportation spell?>>19462730 cowardice be damned, we just need to get away, and live to kill another day
Expeditious retreat
>>19462740"Well, I seem to have made a grave mistake. Hey, You lot wouldn't happen to want a couple skeleton minions would you? You can use them to toughen up your enemys for the bigest fight of them all, Or you can pratice smashing things by smashing them! Come on, What do ya say? Please don't kill me."
Tell them that all their shoes are untied and then sprint away.
Cast eagles splendorDiplomacyGood you killed those terrible undead. They were just rampaging around. Now I wonder who caused such terrible undead? You should go hunt them down. What I'm going to do is go find the power of necromany and stuff and make sure this never happens again. With that turn swiftly around and start walking away.
Make your last words the castings of either an ivisibility spell, or a teleportation spell; and use it to get away, far away. We need more minions to finish this battle.
Wait a second....HULK! NOOOOOOOOOOO!We hardly knew him...*Sniff* Good night, Sweet prince....
Appeal to his honor and/or pride. Challenge him to a duel, one on one, honorable combat.But you don't have a weapon? The fight must be fair! Bare hands, no weapons. Make him put down his hammers (or if he wants, loan you one... the anti-magic hammer.)Once he is no longer wielding his anti-magic hammer, control his mind. Then playact a long and interesting battle in which he "defeats" you, but really you're okay (obviously) but now he'll remain the chieftan of the orc tribe but UNDER YOUR COMMAND.
>>19462822YESH,This guy...this guy
>>19462822This, do this.
>>19462822Screw my idea, This guy is going places.
>>19462822EVIL
>>19462822You are now part of the evil leuge of evil people that I just made you.
You try to reason with the Orcs explaining that it was all just a simple understanding and a showcase of quality training skeletons you were about to provide for their tribe,Critical Speech check failure.As you feel the cold soil touching your cheek as your life force slowly drains out of your body, the darkness creeps in...You cant believe it...All those years you have been fighting the do gooders...Plotting all those plans..Only to die like this...
>>19462913we wanted the duel though...
>>19462913That's not what we wanted to do anymore. :C
>>19462913>Losing>In a quest threadWhat. WHAT. I don't even know.
>>19462913OH FUCK NO.YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING NECROMANCER.DEATH IS A JOKE TO YOU.TURN YOURSELF INTO A FUCKING LICH, AND ACTIVATE RAGE MODE, AND MURDER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE BASTARD ORCS.THE POWER OF EVIL COMPELS YOU!
>>19462946YEAH BITCHES HATE DEATHBUT BITCHES LOVE LICHES
>>19462946It was all a part of the plan from the beginning!
You feel a sudden splash at your face, you feel as you just woke up from a dream? Are you alive? No...This does not feel like living..It doesn't like you are on Earth either..You feel as if you are familiar with this plane..but why.... a familiar energy is present here..
>>19463003look like*
>>19463003not quite lichdom, but if were playing dnd ima use detect magic/ alignment
>>19463003Oh Fthunihihathl, we're in the Far Plane or something equally horrible. Guess we better suck up to his large and betentacled greatness in hopes of getting sent back to the world of the living.
>>19463003Get up, and use a basic fireball spell to see if your magics work on this plane.
>>19463003Oh, Great. We died.So much for the lich thing.Right, Stand up, Have some purple water, And find out where we are.
Use a time reversal spell, and go back and do the duel thing we all wanted. (Mad at you OP)
>>19463024DO NOT EAT OR DRINK THINGS IN THE UNDERWORLD
>>19463068But it looks like kool-aid!
>>19463018You finally remember the name of this place, The Far Plane, the plane of existence where Fthuhinihathl The Immortal resides.You wonder what that old creeper would want from you as you begin making your way towards his altar On your way you take a sip of so called purple water only to find out it tastes like melted pigeon guano with ice, horrible choice and now you are pretty bummed out because your mouth still has aftertaste of that horrible mixture.
>>19463122Alright guys, We made big progress, The purple water does NOT taste like grape kool-aid!Good job everyone!Continue to shrine.
March up to Fthuhinihathl's palace and tell him you want one more chance with that whole orc thing. Tell him if you die a second time to those orcs you'll be his thrall forever and eternity.Then do the duel thing.
>>19463122Realize that the sky is actually Fthuhinihathl
>>19463122I say a waiting game, were not going to him, he is coming to us. This will give us an upper-hand in the inevitable negotiation
Bump
>>19463181it does not seem like a good idea to keep a god waiting, especially when it's an apparently evil god and we're in his realm
Fine, fine we will go see him.
So, What is our first order of buisness when we get back to the mortal world?I say the first thing we should do is make hulk junior, And get a loyal hell hound.
>>19463122Well, might as well say hello to..YOUR REAL FATHER!dun dun dunnn~!
>>19463388I say we find an acient battle ground and construct one massive hulk from all the bodies their
We need to invest in longer range magic.When we can attack from so far away that the orcs are the size of ants, then we're good.
>>No.19463388I say we learn a disarming spell.It's hard to kill someone with a hammer if it keeps getting knocked out of your hand.
>>19463441>>19463437>>19463417Actually we should rase ancient dead wizards to follow our lead. Those orcs won't be able to stop the grand skelton wizards of the dark flame
>>19463478Actually a good idea.We'll have a whole dark council of undead archwizards beneath us with wizards beneath them and undead warriors beneath them.
As you approach the altar you hear a voice "AAAAAAAHHHHHH, ThE LitTlE PaWn HaS FiiNally MeT its END?AND By tHe HAnds Of an ORC NO LeSS, QuIeT SaDD REALLY"You march up to Fthuhinihathl's altar and tell him you want one more chance with that whole orc thing. Tell him if you die a second time to those orcs you'll be his thrall forever and eternity."Oh BuT do NOT WOrrY My lIittle PaWN, i WILL ReTuRn YOU to yOur Little lIITTLE pLaNe of EXISTENCE, wIth One lITTLE AdJustMENT , yOu WILL hARDLY nOTIce , TruST ME ""NoWWW, gOOd aS nEW"As Fthuhinihathl's avatar transforms into gigantic hand and pokes you in the eye you feel a tremendous force overwhelming and binding itself to your spirit, you may fear this will have some grieve consequences later to your overall sanity but it doesn't matter as long as you can return to the land of the living.You wake up precisely at the moment you blacked out , you feel cold but your body somehow withstands it , you rise up and challenge the Ork chief to the on one duel and request one of his hammers as a weapon of choice.During the fight you exploit Orc chiefs vulnerability to magic and use your new found abilities to cast mind control magic more stealthily , erasing any suspicion from the viewers.Orc Chief is now under your command.Orc Tribe is now under your command. Gained Hammer of Diminishing Magic .
>>194634781 of each magic school preferred.
>>19463478>>19463510We are necromancer we must recruit.
>>19463534WITH THEMED HOODED ROBES!
>>19463522We command the orc village to bring out all of it's dead, and all of the undead corpses and place them into a pile (including hulks) We create new and improved hulk. BUT NOW IN HELL HOUND FORM
>>19463522Get the orc tribe on breeding like rabbits, even baby orcs turn into good super hulks. Second order of business, research ancient dead wizards, one of each school of magic, we need to develop our council.Also, find a tailor, we need matching robes, with different coloured hoods for each school.
GOOD GOING TEAM!Now, Lets get to work on make a new skeleton horde.
>>19463575DON'T FORGET THAT STAFFS!
>>19463575second after my first suggestion. We need to remake our forces first
>>19463575We must also find a large underground lair, it is best to remain undetected for now, until we assault the world. The further we can progress un-noticed the better.
>>19463616Dwarf Mine anyone
>>19463633Find its crypt first, undead dwarves make great slave labour.
>>19463633Problem with dwarven mines is that they are occupied. I don't want to return to the far plane so soon. Though a dwarven hulk would be cool
>>19463633As long as it's suitably imposing. Moria or bust. I hear undead workers can make pretty good speed with the whole never eating drinking or sleeping thing.
I'm curious about is where the ork Chieftain got these hammers.Either the orks have a enchanter working for them, who we need to mind control post-haste, or there is a wizard tomb somewhere nearby.
Or another suggestion we use our new orc tribe to raid other orc tribes having them join us, or join our undead army. I could really go for some orc killing
So, Here is the plan as I see it;First, We get the orcs to pile up all their dead.Then, We use the dead to create a small horde of skeletons, Hulks, And at least one hell hound.Then, We create an evil coucle of evil wizards, Each one with a different colored robe.
>>19463678In good time, we must not spread too far or we will not be strong enough to fight the forces the hero mentioned.
>>19463692You forgot finding the underground hidden lair, to grow our power in secret. We don't want to draw too much attention to ourselves.
>>19463692Then we conquer the Dwarfs
>>19463692This plan I second
>>19463709We already have a base.
This plan is beginning to sound much more preferably intricate, hoorah!
oh and if we can get an orc skin robe that would be nice. We need something in the bitches department
Create spy network
>>19463746Oh! What if the robes are not just different colors, But each one is made from the skin of a different creature!
>>19463746The skeletons are the only bones we'll be raising anytime soon.
>>19463774Aaaaah yeah, now we're talkin!
>>19463774I like the way you think.
>>19463774But we still need themed pimp canes/Staves
>>19463844we will get to that but first the hulk
>>19461549Oh. We'll just use the bones of the creatures we kill for the robes.
Let's extricate ourselves from this, then review a map of our surroundings.
so when do we get to kill all the orcs stealthily? you know... to make them undead and stuffs...
Op you still here?
>>19463897im having problem with my drawing tool, it seems to spazz out on me for no reason
>>19463522Has anyone mentioned how good some of the stickart for this quest looks?
>>19463912Good point, I love it. Simply smashing. Main reason I joined this thread, cause i thought the art was fun.
>>19463912No. But now that you mention it, This is the best damn stick art I have ever seen.
>>19463912I'll mention it.I like it.
Just a reminder, The longer the OP takes to post again,The better the post that actually shows up will be.
>>19463972See>>19463909The longer it takes for OP to post, the longer he's been spending wrestling with hardware issues.
>>19463972And more time we have to scheme.
>>19463988Ah, Did not notice that! Thank you for pointing it out for me.
What I'm thinking is that as soon as we get this consul we select one hulk to be hulk general and have the consul and ourselves, cast a collective enlarge on teh hulk, and then cast permancy on it
>>19463991Only so much scheming we can do. We know we want a cabal if undead mages, we know we want a stylish cloak, we know we want more skeletons.
You order the orks to gather their dead in a big circle and with that pile of meat you conjure Necro TItan.With the remains of the other bodies you recreate the lost flaming skeletons as Flaming Ork SkeletonsOh and you also kill a random dog and set it on fire because of your sudden cravings for Hellhounds.
>>19464023Fuck hulks, we need an undead dragon to fly around on.
We should create a spy network so we can keep tabs on any potential enemies.
I think we need to address one of our weaknesses before it becomes a problem.Water + flaming skeletons = bad I vote LIGHTNING SKELETONS
>>19464044Doggy~!I will call you Dogmeat, The destroy.
We shall name the dog Dewey. No buts. Next buisness our undead council must be obtained and fast. and get some orc traders to go in towns and buy dead bodies from the towns morgues. Bring them to our tribe so when we come back we may start our army
>>19464044Excellent. This has been a good day. Let's retire to our base with our new minions to view our map table, where we can ascertain the locations of potentially valuable corpses as well as decide which other areas we should take over in what order.Also perhaps formalize the orc tribe's vassalization.
Alright, Gang, Lets head back to base, We should make a few renovations, And make room for the evil councle of undead wizards.
THE HERO where is his body? We should do something special with it.
>>19464065Or learn ice magic and create frost skeletons.
Meanwhile somewhere in extremely far far away locationWizard - " An evil necromancer has forged a pact with a powerful demonic entity, i am afraid we must act quickly to stop him before he gathers enough strength to pose an actual threat to the world"Knight - " It shall be done , round up the brothers, it is time for the witch hunt"
>>19464112We need thrones, ours being the most ornate, arranged in a half-circle over a scrying pool. Also some food would probably be a good idea, dying and coming back to life takes a lot out of you. OP: WHAT ARE THE SCHOOLS OF MAGIC WE KNOW ABOUT?
>>19464129METAGAMINGWhat we do is find a crypt and sleep this witch hunt off.
>>19464129Dun dun duuuuuun!
>>19461549Knight: Suddenly fall off cliff.
>>19464152We planned to excavate a Moria for ourself and to do some renovations so this works out. Now we need to find the locations of ancient dead wizards and steal their corpses in the dead of night.
>>19464144so far its Pyrokinesis, Necromancy and Mind Control with eldritch horrors revival now Cryokinesis
>>19464129We planned this men, continue the plan. Though the lair is now of more importance than the council. So switch the order.
>>19464174Night, but not the dead of it. Guards make delicious minions.
Ok well if this hunts going to go down, then operations need to be speeded up. We need an apprentice and fast. Let's go to the nearest magic college to get some recruits. that way we can delegnate task out to them. Though it is important that we don't tell any of these apprentices the location of our base in case they get captured.
>>19464199Bu we need to be stealthy. Or we could raise a necromancer skeleton general who can raise necromancer skeleton soldiers to wage a massive death war on all the living in the world as a distraction.
>>19464203Are you mad? That's not evil enough or sensible! We kidnap one and turn him/her to the dark side.
>>19464230http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome
necromancer skeletons is an interesting idea, kinda like a wight army. As long as enemy casualties exceed skeletons destroyed the army keeps growing.
>>19464167
Alright guys, Might as well call me Zork, The recapper of plans, Because I am going to recap some plans.The current plan is to go back to our base, And look over the map of the world in our map room. Don't have a map room? Make a map room, It'll double as the councle chamber. Second, We need to find a crypt of some kind, And raise as many minions as possible. Then, We need to find the corpses of long dead wizards, One for each type of magic, And convert them to the councle. We'll work on the robes and staves later.
>>19464272We must destroy him and all he holds dear.No one with that much swag can be allowed to live in our new world.
>>19464272Well I did not except that to work in any way shape or form!
>>19464275Fine
>>19464275Yup
>>19464272Knight: drop ring into mount doom, saving a shitload of time and effort On the other hand, this also mean my idea about the skeletal dragon isn't such a useless thing after all...
>>19464293Not now, Later
Gentlemen thats it for today.gotta get a shower,but some groceries and get some sleep.
>>19464323I like it! Hope I'm around for the next one.
>>19464323When is the next one going to be?
I hope this ends up on the archives.This deservse to be archived.It's just so good.
>>19464344tomorrow.
Who is archiving this.
Lets look back at all we have done, Shall we?We raised a decently sized skeleton horde,We destroyed a village,We invented the hulk, (Well, I invented the hulk.)We got killed. We went to the far plane,We get revived,We took over an ork tribe, We created MEGAHULK, THE EATER OF SOULS.We got a doggy!And we pissed off a couple of heros!Good job, Everyone. See you tomorrow.
we should feed all of our soldiers into the titanexcept the dogI like the dogwe could also merge bodies with the titanwe can pilot our beast directly
>>19464323>>19464360Ah, capital! It's great to see an image quest on /tg/ again, and this one seems to hint at a considerable expanse of enjoyment looming in the future. Things seem positive, in other words.
>>19464419Well, I would, But I am Zork, The skin grafter, And maybe even Zork, The recapper of plans, But I am not Zork, Archiver of threads.
I am not sure how archiving works, Will it not appear for a while? Or has no one tried to archive this thread yet?
>>19464491>>19464419>>19464541Alright, I've done it.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.htmlVote it up at your discretion.For future reference you just click the request interface button and fill in the fields.
>>19464541Your guess is as good as mine.
>>19464554BROFIST
