WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-It's Mio, she was heading out of Slanesh' Secrets with a purple bag, next to another one from InterDimensional Fashions."Hi Mio!" you call out to her, "doing some shopping?"She frantically tries to hide the bags behind her back, but she knows you've seen them already."Y-yeah.""So.. Whatcha get?" Erica asks her as she tries to look inside the bags."N-nothing. Just socks.""reeeally?" Erica's hand quickly dives into the purple bag and pulls out a lacy black... thing."These don't look like socks." she grins."G-give it back!" she tries to grapple the girl for it.As the two of them run around vying for that piece of fabric, Mio, in an uncharacteristic moment of clumsiness, trips on her feet.The bags go up in the air, their contents scattering in the midday sun.Something black and lacy lands on your head.As you pull it off to reveal a particularly lacy brassiere, you see Mio kneeling on the ground, tears [?] welling in her eyes.WAT DO?
Delicious mad in 3 2 1.
Timestop, repack the shopping bags, act like nothing happened.
>>19474945Yes.
>>19474945This.
everyone's in the SWQ thread, aren't they.
>>19475016Quite likely.
Rumor is, Ted is getting an upgrade. This true?
>>19474945Pretty much this.
>>19475027If he accepts, yes.
>>19475027... Dino armor.Saw spurs, tail blae, monicle LASERAnd Ursula might want to make him fly
>>19475044>Monocle laserAll is forgiven. For now
>>19474918Timestop and pack her stuff up? Then tell her she'd look good in it?>>19475096Welcome back.
>>19475117refrain from commenting on the garb. she's in tears man, way outside her comfort zone. it's best if we act like nothing happened here. and spank erica later.
You stop time. Thankfully, the amount you used in the simulation does not effect the seconds you have here in the real.You pick everything up, fold them and place them in the bags Mio dropped.This done, you release your hold on time.Helping Mio up and handing her back the bags, you give Erica a knock on the head."Are you okay?" you ask her."Yeah. I just tripped." She says, quickly wiping her eyes."So are you headed back?""Yes. There's some paperwork waiting for me.""Why don't you port back to the Bureau with us? You could shave some minutes walking back that way."She nods, and grabs your arm."I have to hold on tight right?" she asks, a playful grin now back on her face."Yeah." you say as you and the girls jump back home.
>>19474918Timestop, back in bag. No need to cause a scene.
Mio's going to need a hug later.
You are Sakamoto Mio, the Hero of JapanAnd you don't get embarrassed that easily.You are crass, open and proud.A samurai that can not be faulted.Yet back there, you were almost in tears.
>>19475190>>19475215Ayup.
I can't deal with the world tonight. G'night, MSQ
>>19475258Night>Gen. A Quest>SWQ>MSQThe fated night has arrived.
--------------------------------------Back home, in the resort.After putting away your purchases, you and the girls prepare to head back to class.As you were about to jump back out though, a small tug on your sleeve stops you.It's Yuki, and it seems like she has soemthing she wants to say."Yes, what is it?" you ask the quiet girl."I... I was wondering If I could ask Ted and Jakob to help move some of my things... My books...""Of course you can. But we can do that after classes right? And then I'll also help out.""B-but... There's still that teaparty right? I don't want to be too much trouble.""Oh, right. Well, the guys could grab some of your stuff right now while we're away and move them in."Mio, who was a few meters away, picked up the words "move in".."Did I just hear what I think I did?" she asks as she walks over, "Yuki, you'll be moving in with this guy?""Err... Y-yes." the quiet girl asks her."Just what is going on dear wife?" She asks you.[ ]Orders from the top[ ]It's not like that[ ]I... nope.
>>19475327[X]OTHER"She asked the other girls nicely, and they said yes."
>>19475327[x]Orders from the top[x]It's not like that"The Director of the Bureau wants Yuki to experience life more, so she ordered her to be moved to our residence."There's really nothing to hide.
>>19475327>Orders from the topTry to at least seem professional.
>>19475327"I'm Yuki's guardian now, so having her live here makes things easier."
>>19475370You know, I'm going for this.It's technically true.
>>19475370That may force her into motion.Now we should really do something about the whole "future us can just walk right on into our home" thing.
"Orders from the top. The Director assigned me as her guardian and had her relocated here. She's moving into one of the spare rooms." you tell the pirate witch"Oh? And so it was an order from your superiors huh?""Indeed. But it's not like we mind it, Yuki is a nice girl and the girls welcomed her into the family.""You know... Technically, I outrank you..." She says with an evil evil grin on her face.[ ]NOPE[ ]yes, and?
>>19475559[X]yes, and?Superiorest, actually.
>>19475559[X] Not here you don't
>>19475559"Yes, but you aren't my CO. It would take you some careful maneuvering for me to be under you in the chain of command."Say it while looking her right in the eye.
>>19475559[x]NOPE"Even I can see where this is going, Mio. Talk it out with the other girls first. They live here too, you know, and its their call as well."
>>19475559"I was never in the Japanese military."
>>19475610She's talking about Bureau "ranks" if that even applies.Supporting >>19475599
>>19475599I like this one quite a bit.
[x] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
>>19475599+1>>19475258later udz.
>>19475559Is she coming onto us?>yes, and...And why do I have the sinking feeling that another one has joined the harem. I think we might be at some sort of swag event horizon soon.
>>19475717Winter have you not been paying any attention, like, at ALL to the past months threads?Mio wants us. BAD. she stopped drinking.
>>19475717For the last month i've considered her and yuki in it.Plus this has been happening pretty much since she got here.>>19475559[x]yes and?
>>19475717She's been actively pursuing us, HARD, for months now out-of-game. She quit drinking, she's all over us, the only reason she's not already in the family officially is that she's trying to seduce us instead of the other way around because she has control issues. Actually go read the archives, man. You clearly aren't up to date with this quest.
rolled 72 = 72>>19474918WEAR THE PANTIESWEAR ALL OF THEMALL THE TIMEEVERYWHERE
>>19475744>Reading past threads.I said I haven't really been following it. Also, Mio isn't drinking? What, are we Sybil to her Vimes? Shit man, I missed a lotta shit. Gimme a quick summery.
>>19475559"Yes, but you aren't my CO. It would take you some careful maneuvering for me to be under you in the chain of command.""Ohohoho... If i wanted you "under me" you know I can be anything but careful.."Yuki, who has been watching your exchange tilts her head, the blatant innuendo going straight over her."We should get going, the break is almost over." Hina tells you as she interrupts this scene."ah yes." you take your familiars out and ask them to start moving some of Yuki's things.The girl also sends Shamisen with them.------------------------------------------------------------
>>19475815Erica led us in Melmo candy trolling, and pretended Hayate was Mio's kid from the future. The idea was appealing to her, so she stopped drinking to keep from fucking it up.We have also received permission from the rest of the family to actively pursue her, partly for trolling, partly to realize she doesn't have to be the one wearing the metaphorical pants.
You are Sakamoto Mio, the Hero of Japan.And that was interesting.Normally, he would have pacinked, tried to find a way out.But now he's resisting, fighting back.It seems he has truly found his balls.
>>19475815Short version:Mio thought we proposed marriage to her, we had a three-way makeout with Mio and Yuki, Mio teamed up with Softness to bag us, and Mio never actually filed Perrine's discharge papers.As always, the short version only raises more questions.
>>19475876And +1 for the swag pile. Anyone gotta list?>>19475872Alright. I was talking more in general though.
>>19475876And now it's time for her to find our balls....seriously, get on your knees and open your mouth.
>>19475906Where did you leave off? That might make things easier.
>>19475876
>>19475906Current:EricaUrsulaNanohaHinaPerrineIncoming:YukiMioKeimaDistant Orbit:Basically every girl not currently dating someone out.That's actually been the list for quite some time now. For even longer before that, the list was exactly the same, but with Perrine on the Incoming list.
>>19475932and Miki, on incoming.
>>19475926Shit. I don't really remember. Nanoha's party I think.
>>19475906Remember how Mio always referred to us as her husband, jokingly?It's become less of a joke. It's been gradual, but the real turning points were the aforementioned Melmo trolling and the aforementioned makeout session, which was the result of us singing a duet with Freddy Mercury at our housewarming party.
>>19475958Eh, I'm not so sure on that one. Something about her gives me the vibe that she doesn't intend to commit to the family. She just wants to have some fun. I will give you 'near but stable orbit,' though.
>>19475966Which of Nanoha's parties? Birthday party? Going away party? The picnic?
I hope that all of you are aware that this "quest" has single-handedly made the grognards and trolls unite to destroy all quest threads and drive them into " their own board." I hope you assholes are happy with what you've done. my eternal hate, GM of a proper quest thread.
>>19475876>fucks with our girls>gets shut the fuck down>thinks it will apply to anything elseSilly pirate witch, that's not how Hayate works.
>>19476020Birthday.
>>19475966if you mean her birthday party, with the karaoke machine and the Swagtron race, you've got a lot of catching up to do. if you stick to reading just LG's posts it shouldn't take ya too long to catch up.and I frankly can't be assed tonight to come up with a decent summary of all that's happened since then.
>>19476041Love you too!
>>19476046Go read the archives. That's a ridiculous amount of stuff to summarize for you.
>>19476041Sup Ego.
>>19476056Fuck me with a cactus. There goes my six hours of sleep.
Class that afternoon was not exactly what you expected it to be.From the dude's words earlier, you were expecting something big, something tiring.You weren't expecting this...------------------------------------The room has been changed to something akin to a kitchen combined with a studio.on either side of the stage, under the blazing lights, stood two complete areas for cooking.In the middle, a raised platform where the dude could walk around.It's a cook-off.And right now, you and Sousuke were facing off."SEEECLET INGLEDIENT EEEEEEEES... MANGO!" the dude announces from his platform in a subtly racist accent.Your class, those that were done and those still waiting their turn, bursts into applause.**ROLL FOR COOKING**
>>19475966Wow dude, you missed tonnes thenIn short the whole Mio and Yuki thing has been explained in thread already, we accidentally swagged the idols except Io because we played for them and got two very good rolls, Perrine turned up and after lots of tears explained everything and joined the family. Mike got excited about becoming a grandpa and then after being coerced into trying a slide we made for our housewarming party buried us up to our neck in the sand with a sheet of psychic paper which caused Mio to think we proposed to her. We got melmo candies and went trolling people including her and Trude before that which lead to some issues. We got shot by Ryuu and nearly died. Shirou ate a whole bunch of snow berries which are the main ingredient of melmo candies and now turns into Ilya whenever he eats too much sugar and saber turns into NyaberI think that is a rough outline of what happenedOh and we have a date with Mio so we can try and sort out her whole predatory thing with us
rolled 40 = 40>>19476104MANGO PIE!
rolled 12 = 12>>19476104This shouldn't even be a contest. Now watch as I roll horribly.
>>19476079a cursory glance of the archive tells me that reading from nanoha's party to the end of the infinicon mission would make a decent chunk of reading, and then you would know about Naru.
rolled 39 = 39>>19476104>Iron Chef>fantastic chef>food and dinnerware-based majaik>telepathically linked to Kraus, who has a massive, encyclopaedic library of everything foodTHIS IS HAYATE'S KIND OF EVENT!
rolled 55 = 55>>19476104I haven't been able to sleep yet, so, I roll!
rolled 27 = 27>>19476104>YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH IRON CHEF!Get out the Ice cream maker!
>>19475958Don't forget the twins Ami and MamiThey have mentioned wanting to be our girlfriends, we just haven't had as much to do with them. They did get jealous of Miki for spending the night in our bed
rolled 45 = 45>>19476104Pretty pathetic if we fail this...>>19476120Except we're rolling like chumps.
rolled 71 = 71>>19476104Lets show these plebians the sheer meaning of butler. We got this, no need for kraus
rolled 11 = 11this will really be sad if we fail.
rolled 5 = 5>>19476140>>19476135>>19476123>>19476111>>19476120>>19476115THESE SHIT ROLLS WILL NOT STAND!
rolled 88 = 88>Playing a butler, with food- and cutlery-based magic powers>Iron Chef contest>nobody rolls higher than 55Fukkin' Dicegods, man.
>>19476156God I love your dice lookout
>>19476159I think that's good enough
>>19476110Nyaber?And is Ilya just as murderous as she was in the VN?And god damn, gather swag pile is getting huge.
>>19476120Our only problems are that we are not used to good ingredients. Unless we have another odd job from our childhood.
rolled 24 = 24>>19476104Hit the ice cream maker for some mango ice cream for desert.Ham steaks with mango instead of pineapple.Mango - mixed fruit kebabs, grilledHopefully, this works
rolled 22 = 22Because of the announcer's heavy accent, you misinterpret "mango" a tropical fruit, with "man goo" which you assume can only mean one thing, and blush lightly. Now everyone will see your frilly underwear...
>>19476176Lion saberThe cute Chibi saber in a lion costumeAnd Ilya isn't murderous, she is clingy and diabetic coma inducingly sweet
rolled 21 = 21>>19476104Its time to Kick it up a notch with our famous Bacon-Wrapped Pork with Spicy Mango-Basil Relish
>>19476176Illya is more Prisma Illya, adorable little sister mode.Nyaber is Saber Lion, pic related
can someone please advice-hayate LG's most recent tweet?>Roll to see if your butthurt. And if so, how much.
>>19476208Not the>lookout calls rolls shit... Rolls a 5?
>>19476204>bacon wrapped porkOh god my arteries are clogging just at the though of that
>>19476197Oh thank fucking god. Ilya scares the shit out of me. It's the eyes and the smile when she gets serious. Fucking nightmare fuel.
>>19476176for what it's worth, we actually resisted LG's last attempt to put the twin idols in a tractor beam.
>>19476250Just read. Go. Go read the archives.
rolled 40 = 40>>19476242Why waste a good roll on bad ones? Seems more fitting that it's an especially low number, given context.>>19476195I'm alright with this and rolling for it.
>>19476250magos if you saw we got ted his cyber upgrade kit.
>>19476242we already have a picture for that.
>>19476176We're actually trying out damnedest to get Keima, Yuki, and Mio in smoothly, and then try to stop the family from expanding except by procreation.
>>19476254Did we? I thought we didn't as much resist as we're busyEither way twins for the twin throne
>>19476271Yeah we are avoiding swagging any new targetsThose already affected will probably be locked in and that's it
Oh and since everyone else forgot we hatted a full human construct in the infinicon mission which we seemed to be swagging and just about broke down when we failed miserably to sustain her outside the sim and we have befriended about half the new basic class already.This would not be an issue but the new basic class only has three guys in it
>>19476267I did see. About time. It convinced me to return sober.
>>19476337>soberWell, if you have to return at all, at least there's that. You're even worse when you've been drinking.
While we're talking about our swag and harem in abstracts, I might as well say this.I'm terrified of field combat. For no reason other than the fact that you KNOW we're going to end up swagging another half a dozen girls.
>All those bad rolls.Oh well. 'Bout time we ran into something we didn't completely kick ass at. With all that's gone on it seems we're dangerously close to turning into a SUE.
>>19476366Not if we can help it. I'm in the camp of 'bring in Mio, Keima, and Yuki and be done with it.'
>>19476354I love you too. Asshole.
>>19476354He is actually very good when he is sober so back off on it
>>19476366Field training, that is.I apologize, I haven't been getting much sleep for the past week or so. Fucking with my brain. For another example, I just typed "brian" above and would not have caught it if not for the squiggly red line.
>>19476382We have had some pretty bad failures and this is one thing we are supposed to be good at
>>19476382You still are. Being bad at one inconsequential thing is very SUE.You guys are terrible. Landing Gear is terrible for enabling you.
>>19476382But cooking is something we're SUPPOSED to be good at.
>>19476413Ego why not just put your trip on and be done with it?We all know it is you
>>19476413If your going to complain at least make it constructive.
>>19476269Oh here, let me make you one that doesn't suck.
>>19476391I'll back off on it, but not because I think he's very good when he's sober. He's not. I dislike his ideas, find him obnoxious, and wish he hadn't come back to the quest. Me going on and on about it like he does about his whiny pissant issues, ruining entire discussion sections won't help the situation any.Regardless, if he's going to be here, I'm at least glad he'll be tolerably sober instead of the intolerable state he's in when he's been drinking.
>>19476413and yet you persist in giving a fuck about it, when not caring would make you such a better person.
>>19476429Nah, I think his f/sn quests are dumb too.
>>19476446You dislike The Dude as an advanced trainer? You do know that was my idea, right?
>>19476438that last part is hardly called for. I wanted nothing to do with Naru, and I wasn't rolling when we had a chance to save her.
>>19476494I can certainly think of characters I'd prefer.Way to go tooting your own obnoxious aspie horn, by the way.
It wasn't much a of a challenge.True, thinking up an entree was hard, but Lime, Lamb and Mango Salad solved that.Sousuke, sliced green mangoes and served them with salt.For the main dish, you put together a Beef, Mango and Spring onion stirfry.Sousuke roasted a whole mango over a chunk of c4 and served it with some MREs.For dessert, you created a silky mango gelato served in the hollowed out skin of the fruit.Sousuke on his side, placed a whole mango on a plate and served it as-is.It was an easy decision and you came out the winner.This done, you take a seat in the crowd and watch those that came after you.[who do you want to see?]
>family-building events>suddenly Iron ChefI don't even know anymore. Coherent plot where?
>>19476494Yes. I would have rather seen him in a dozen roles other than trainer, and a dozen people other than him in the trainer role. I don't like your ideas.
>>19476526Potato fuhrerI want to see what abominations she makesAnd Shirou he is always amusing
>>19476526Erica and Hina.
>>19476526amazoness and sakura
>>19476519Fair enough. Look, I'm not in the mood for a pissing match right now, so can you drop it?
>>19476526Erica, Kenji, and Amazoness.
>>19476526In no particular order of preferenceNegiKenjiAmazonessLillyCopycat Ken
>>19476526Shirou, to be honest. Being such a good cook in his home canon, this may very well be a potential opportunity to give his character some depth.
>>19476527We were going back after lunch breakNot the hardest to follow>>19476494To be honest I would of preferred a different character for advanced training as well but the dude is fun. I was thinking he could be a specialized trainer
>>19476526Wow, Sousuke. Just wow.Erica, Keima, Shirou/Illya, Gai and/or Hina.
>>19476526Shirou, and Gai.
>>19476565That was actually not the original person happy you were fucking sober at least. That was someone else. I actually am leaving it dropped.
>>19476592seconded.
rolled 69 = 69>>19476526A cleverly disguised bear, though no one else seems to notice but you.Oh, he's good.
>>19476605>responding to tripfags in the first place>not just filtering themDude seriously learn to 4chan.
> be on here and 420chan> make a post it picks a name for me> its Toshiro Kandagawa Google search first result iron chef lol wut
>>19476623Hey, some tripfriends are fantastic, like Lookout, and Udz in this thread, or MR. RAGE and Omega on the board in general. It's just blithering arrogant morons like Arch-Magos and Crix that earn the bad name that all tripfriends end up receiving.
is there a particular reason we call Amazoness 'Amazoness'?isn't it implied in being an amazon that one is already female? not trying to be an autist about this, just wondering was there something to this originally or was it just the name she had and we never questioned it.
>>19476653In her canon, she used it because she was Japanese and didn't know any better. That's all.
>>19476653It was her name, I think. Part of the problems with her translation software.Maybe we should ask her for her name and her Device's name, now that they've fixed the translation package.
>>19476649Look, I know I can be a shit poster, but I am no where near as bad as Crix. I at least try to contribute when I can.
>>19476667Wait, is she actually FROM something? I thought she was probably the only original character in our quest that isn't a device.
>>19476687That's true, you aren't as bad as Crix. Like I said, when you're sober, you're tolerable, even. I dislike you, but I don't block you where I filter Crix. I still count you in the bad half, but you're more towards the middle overall than one end in particular.I sincerely apologize for implying you're anywhere near as bad as the human trash that is Crix. You're not.
>>19476689she is not from anything specific, I think.it's as >>19476672 says, bad translator software. we should ask her about her name next time we have the chance.
You watch as Erica's turn comes up.She's up against Kenji.Thier key ingredient, suitably enough, was potatoes.Erica was like a tornado in her section, fire steam and smoke billowing everywhere.Kenji, surprisingly, was calm collected and methodical.For thier entrees, Erica had french fries coated in cheese.Kenji, an elegant plate of sauteed baby potatoes.Erica chose a mound of mashed potatoes for the main course, the middle hollowed out and filled with gravy like a volcano.Kenji did a conservative but great looking shepherd's pie.For dessert, Erica took what remained of her fries and dipped them in caramel.Kenji pulled off an amazing Potato Bread Pudding with Praline Crème Anglaise.Erica, admitting that she lost completely, devoured Kenji's dishes with gusto.
>>19476689Her picture is from something, but the character herself is an OC.
>>19476717Jesus Christ get a fucking room.
>>19476731Huh. I never would have pegged Kenji as an accomplished chef. We should collaborate sometime.
>>19476732Gai isn't actually from Kamen rider I thoughtHe is based on KR but isn't actually a character from it
>>19476731What happened to Kenji? Is he taking sanity pills?
>>19476739We did. It's called 'Mahou Shounen Quest.' You can stay and watch the makeup hatesex if you want. If not, feel free to leave.
>>19476731Alright and now let's get class over with and start on that tea party.
>>19476765Makeup sex is the best sexAnyone got the popcorn?
>>19476770Hey, I want to see some of the other students face off against each other.Especially Copycat Ken, and Amazoness.See if Ken tries to copy us, and how successful he is.
I just have to see what Shirou managed to put together.
>>19476792No, 'we just survived something that should have killed us' sex is the best sex, followed by hatesex, followed by makeup sex. Two out of three ain't bad.
>>19476811... Looking at that, "managed to put together" sounds a little off.But I still want to see. Cooking and Shirou go together almost as well as Swords and Shirou.
>>19476819Nah, sex WHILE fighting the thing that will kill you likely is the best sex. I don't think it has ever happened though.
Class ended with you having witnessed the culinary skills of your clsssmates.Some were decent cooks, some quite horrible.And then there were you, Kenji, Cherry and Lily, you four seemed to be leagues beyond most everyone else.----------------------------------------------------------------------Back at home, you first check out how the move of Yuki's stuff was going.Her room, one two doors down from yours, has now been filled with her books.THankfully, the large spacve allows it to be comfy and not downright claustrophobic as her previous one was.Since you planned on only materializing everything you needed for the party, with no real need for any preparations, you just sit back and wait for Perrinne and her guests to arrive.
>>19476846Makeup hate sex while fighting the things trying to kill you over an active volcanoSex so good the universe feels inadequate
>>19476846Nah, too distracting. Fucking a person you hate-but-trust the day after a fight you both regret atop the corpse of the owlbear that nearly killed you both. THAT. THAT is what you need.Hell, it's why I make sure that all of my fuck-buddies are frienemies.
>>19476846Nah, I'm sure somewhere, in some hentai, there was a plot device that required two characters to have sex in order to use their sex-fueled powers to fight some evil demon or something.
>>19476846Sex WITH the thing that's trying to kill you?Fucking succubi.
>>19476890Well mahou shoujo Ai had that to a degree for the finale
>>19476878I assume we've already got a nice place picked out, such as a balcony overlooking the beach.Any last minute preparations we should do?
... I forgot just who was on the guestlist.HALP.i remember hideyoshi, yuki, lily, ichika's girls...am I correct?
>>19476909And la blue girl had sex craft which was basically what it says on the tin
>>19476927The dolls, Hina and we decided that was enough
>>19476927ur a derAdd Shinku, Desu, Boku, and Hina.Though I was personally against Hina being there but whatever.
>I.. I forgot jsut who exactly was on the guest list. HALPUmm the IS girls Lily, that trap feller... Hideoshi?, umm Hina... was there more? We wanted it low key.
>>19476938Shinku too, not just Desu and Boku.
>>19476927Hideyoshi twins.Ichika's girls.Yuki.Hina.Lily.Shinku (along with Souseiseki and Suiseiseki).
>>19476927I think we derailed so hard LG was effected.
>>19476927And Hideyoshi's sister, I think, as well. Not entirely sure.
>>19476948That's why I said the dolls because we invited all three
>>19476949>>19476957Not sure about Hideyoshi's sister. She wasn't there when we invited him.
>>19477021We did ask him to bring his sister iirc
Soon enough, the guests started to arrive.First came Lily and Shinku accompanied by Hina and Suiseiseki.Soon after them came Perrinne leading the girls from her class [and Hideyoshi].Strangely enough, she also had the Major in tow.As the guests settled into the sitting room, You take Perrinne to the kitchen and ask her,"So. Are you ready for this?""No.. Not really, But I can try right?" "That's my girl. And about that maid's uniform..." You were about to say that you forgot to pick one up for her, the hectic day proving a bit too much."It's okay.. I have one ready." she tells you as she brings out her badge."I copied some subroutines off Erica..." she says as her clothes change.There she stood in an elegant maid's uniform, one that looked quite nice on her."By the way, why's Mio here?" you ask her."Well... We ran into her on the way back from class. When she heard the word party... I had to invite her.""Haha. Well she's more than welcome of course. Now, let's go serve our guests."You answer as you summon up your butler's uniform and teacarts all decked out.---------------------------------------------The gathering began without a hitch, introductions between the groups from your classes and her's going well.As the guests got comfortable and started talking amongst themselves, you allowed Perrinne to take a seat herself so she could join them as you continued service.As you catered to your guest's needs, a tap on your arm gets your attention.**ROLLEM**1-30 It's Desu31-60 It's Mio61-90 It's Cecilia90-100 Roller's choice*picking the 5th roll
rolled 99 = 99It's CeciliaLaura wants to talk but is too shy
rolled 32 = 32>>I don't remember anyone's names.>>Fuck.
rolled 97 = 97>>19477181It's Lilly.
>>19477181It's the mysterious blue-haired girl again, bleeding through from her dimension.
rolled 81 = 81>>19477181Doomrider
rolled 92 = 92>>19477181Everyone at the same time.
rolled 51 = 51>>19477181Keima.
rolled 37 = 37>>19477214Shit, dice.
rolled 88 = 88LilyShe wants to know why we haven't talked to her in so gddamned long
rolled 44 = 44>>19477221>>What in the hell.UNLEASH THE SWARM!
rolled 55 = 55>>19477181Let's see who it is.
>>19477221Timed that shit perfectly.
>>19477228>>19477221>>19477218>>19477212>>19477204>All these rolls for something unimportantDice gods are just taunting us now
>>19477221oh god what
>>19477221Well, looks like this is no small party, eh?
Fucking cloudflare.
Fucking cloudflare.Also, fuck you >>19477221What the fuck are we going to do now?This was supposed to be about getting Perrine to socialize, not becoming the center of attention again.
>>19477297It still can be but I think this will be a sit the fuck down and also speak to people result
>>19477306But this is a tea party, and we are a butler!To sit down and converse with the guests is unthinkable! The very impropriety of the idea, of a servant daring to sit with the guests.We are a butler, we serve tea, crumpets, scones, and watercress sandwiches.
rolled 33 = 33>>19477181DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
>>19477306>>19477297It's been a whole since we pulled out Jakob with a flourish so we can do that
>everyone>WHY.jpg>can't do that, settle for thisYou turn and meet the expectant gaze of three girls."Err... What can I do for you ladies?" you asked Laura, Cecilia and Charlotte"How do you do it?""Is it hard?""Who made the decision first?" came the three questions all at the same time."Huh.. what?" you ask as you were unable to take in all three at the same time."Hod do you do it?" Cecilia asks again "How do you handle so many girls in your life?"Hina's and Perrinne's eyebrows are raised at this.Laura and Charlotte lean in closer waiting for your answer."Yes, dear Hayate, Do tell us just how do you do it?" Mio asks from across the room.WAT SAY?
>>19477355I do my best to make sure that everyone is happy and support them to the best of my abilityThere is nothing else to it really
Oh good I've caught the thread still alive enough to post this. You have no idea how hard it was to get Keima's eyes done without looking completely shitty (now it just looks mostly shit). Quite a lot of fun to do it even if I am bad at arts.
>>19477355"Swag and a lot of luck."
>>19477355"Well, it started with the twins sharing me with each other. I don't imagine they've ever had trouble sharing anything in their life. When they also shared me with Nanoha, it just snowballed from there. I think it's the most wonderful thing in the world. I love my family with all my heart."
>>19477374Original for comparison.
>>19477355"I try to make sure I spend some time with everyone every day. I make sure no one gets left out. I make sure I spend some time alone with each girl, so they know how special they are to me."But most of all, I love them with all my heart."
>>19477355"I do my very best to ensure that everyone is happy, that I attend to everyone equally and without favoring one over any other."It's also made possible by my ladies willing to help work things out."But I think most important is a willingness, and a determination, to make such an arrangement work."
>>19477374>>19477382Bang-up job.
>>19477377Doubles for doubles about doubles has my vote.
>>19477355"By sharing myself as much as I am able and allowing them to determine the boundaries of our relationships. I am indescribably fortunate to have so many who care so much for me and be so willing to accommodate each other without jealousy. It is not something that would happen without them being who they are, and I owe them nearly all my happiness for that."Or something like that.
>>19477355"Uh, well...If I think about it, it started with Erica and Ursula. They already had a standing agreement of sharing everything, and were both attracted to me so we all figured why the hell not?After that, we three met Hina while visiting my dimension. She too was got caught by the riptide and eventually decided that she wanted in as well. By that point she was already friends with the twins, so they agreed.It basically just kept going like that. New girl gets trapped in the event horizon of my swag, we slowly get closer, and once they reach the point of no return they have a conversation with those already, uh, 'established' I guess would be the right word. I'm not ever privy to what they discuss, so you'd have to take it up with them if you're curious.As for me? I genuinely care and love for every one of my girlfriends. I lived for so long without any happiness in my own life, that I could never allow myself to deny someone if I knew I could provide happiness to them."
>>19477420Nice, except Nanoha was third, not Hina.
>>19477355Do the "It's simple, I have entirely too much swag." explanation.btw Landing Gear, I'm not sure if I missed an explanation but what were the details of that sim we just finished? I never really got why there were Weeping Angels around and stuff, would we have found out more if we had investigated in a different order?
>>19477420>I could never allow myself to deny someone if I knew I could provide happiness to them.We do have limits though. Frank.
>>19477390>>19477399Swapping to superior doubles.
We don't need to relate the history, that's not what they're asking.They want to know how we manage it day to day. How do we keep them all interested and happy?
>>19477420This nicely written chunk of text sums is up perfectlySeconded
>>19477420i don't think we need to give so many details out.going with >>19477387, emphasis on mutual agreement on everyone's part. also add that the policies about living arrangements are very loose, as Mike explained it to us, and it was simple to get everyone moved in.
>>19477420>>19477447These aren't answering Charlotte's question, though. She's asking how we keep it up and keep the entire house of cards from falling down, NOT how it started or why.
>>19477454Swag.
>>19477454By remaining interested in and happy with them. It's circular like that.
>>19477458>This nicely written chunk of text sums is up perfectlyYeah, it sums up history nicely, except it doesn't answer the question being asked. Congratulations on failing basic reading comprehension.
>>19477355It's because I love all of my girls, and I want them all to be happy.
"I do my very best to ensure that everyone is happy, that I attend to everyone equally and without favoring one over any other." you tell them"It's also made possible by my ladies willing to help work things out. But I think most important is a willingness, and a determination, to make such an arrangement work.""Is it hard? Can it not be difficult at times?" asks Charlotte."Well, to be honest no. But that's from my point of view of course. You must also need to ask the girls that." you tell her with a nod at Hina and Perrinne.They look at the two as if asking the question again."..." Hina considers the question thinking of what to say."He can be a little daft at times." and to this Perrinne nods. "But it's not that hard. I guess we just need to get along.""He makes it all worth it." Perrinne adds."And who made the decision first?" Laura, the other eye-patch wearer in the room asks."Well... The twins did. And it sort off snowballed from there. Now, I leave every decision in the girls' hands." you give Mio a look as you say the next line. "If anyone wanted to be with me, and didnt mind to share, then they'd have to go to the others first and get their approval.""So the girls decide who to take in?""More or less yeah.""I see..." this answer sends her into a deep train of thought.The gathering went on a bit more smoothly after that, with Perrinne doing her best to socialize with the others.As usual, she seemed closest to Hinagiku, but you can somewhat see her branch out and make some connections with the others in the room.You keep out of their way and discreetly continue service.TIME TO EAVESDROP LIKE A BUTLER.Who do you listen in on?
>>19477502EVERYONE.
rolled 40 = 40>>19477502Listen in on the three, I'm curious to see how they're digesting that information.
>>19477502Mentally nudge Kraus to see if he's busy 'entertaining' the dolls.
>>19477502the Stratos girls.
>>19477502Our curiosity has been piqued. Listen in on Charlotte; it sounded from their questions that they have a boy already in mind to spring this on.
>>19477502Stratos girls to see why they were asking about that.Hideyoshi.
Just have Kraus record everything and we can review it later.
>>19477553This man, he speaks wisdom.
>>19477553that's not how the butler does surveillance. pay attention.
>>19477592Any butler willing to spy on his guests would be canny enough to plant devices all over the place.Seriously: We should turn our house into a fucking deathtrap for unwelcome guests. Anybody not registered or given a guest pass has to run the gauntlet that is the entire goddamn building.
>>19477518http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk
Hey uh, just my two cents as a reader and fan of the quest.Started into this a good while back, and while I'm a fan of the "swag", especially as anime and the like is hyperirritatingly filled with sexless protagonists that never get the girl until maybe the very end, and then not usually, it seems that the combat has taken a backseat to the girls, and that's terrible, not because there's anything wrong with the harem angle, but because, honestly, the fighting was really good. We have a harem of powerful warriors, so why not put them to use? More group battles, longer training sessions, maybe some events outside the sims.If you want to see more of that, pipe up. Landing Gear seems like a person that listens to the fanbase, and I think we've swayed him towards the relationship stuff, when there needs to be a bit more of a balance, in my humble opinion.Polite sage for not contributing.
>>19477608This man, he keeps speaking wisdom!
HideyoshiSee if we can figure out how to tell him from his sister reliably
>>19477616More wisdom. Truly, we live in blessed times.
>>19477616That is a product of the training we are inOnce we hit field training and placement things will be a lot more built towards the combat and investigation side of thingsThe only thing is we are now going into the more in depth training where the big battles were just to get us to learn how to use our skills and work togetherTrust LG he is getting this sorted out already
>>19477616Sages are never polite unless nokoed and these concerned have already been raised by about half the fan base about a week ago. LG has already adjusted the pacing accordingly.
>>19477616>thought out contribution about quest direction>'polite sage for not contributing'nigga wut.
>>19477616There is actually no point in saging since there will be many replies even if you just have the sage and they will bump the thread anywayIn slower threads I can understand it but with the rate these keep up it is a useless gesture really
Is anyone else concerned about the thread description on suptg?>That's not good... Not good at all.
>>19477645Not particularlyLG puts random bits in that relate to his outlined plans for the thread and sometimes they are wildly off target
>manic Sousuke>+2 after 14 votesDelicious butthurt spammers
>>19477608It's more about being an effective butler than knowing what's going on in our house.I wouldn't be opposed to having surveillance devices in the house, but traps not as much. the familiars are more or less responsible for the security of the house, and we don't want something super elaborate set up that could hurt someone unintentionally, like when Miki got in by mistake.
>stratos girlsYour finely attuned ears pick out the conversation that Charlotte and Cecilia were having. The questions they have been asking has piqued your interest and now you want to find out just what they were going to use that information for."So could we make it work?""I... I can try. The problem would be those left back at the academy." Cecilia answers her."We.. We could try it out for now right? And maybe then tell them about it if it succeeds.""True, but the violent Chinese girl will hear no end of it.""If it comes to that I'm sure Ichika will be able to stop her... I hope.""There also the problem of Shinonome. She might be reluctant to agree.""Well then, if she is, we could just go on ahead without her right? But I'm sure Ichika's draw will be too much to resist."A nod is shared between the two.You think you just made Ichika's life a little more easier [or maybe a little more difficult].Curiously, the third girl is not with the other two, Laura, the German, has moved seats and is now right next to one of the most dangerous ones in the room.She's sitting next to Mio and their conversation is a little more daunting."So... He's your wife?""Indeed, and a fine wife he is.""I too have a wife.""Oh? And is he as dense as mine?""At times... But he can be amazing. Tell me major, How should I pursue our relationship further?"An evil grin presents itself on Mio's face, mischief in her eye."Ohohohoho... Laura, I have much to teach you."
>>19477608That's retarded.
>>19477656ExactlyWe can have surveillance and probably have kraus watch all of it but traps ( excluding ones that simply detain people and the hideyoshi kind ) are a big NOPE
>>19477664Shit now Mio has a protegeIchikagonnagetraped
NEXT TIME ON MSQ: Letter of MarqueNew thread at 2200 4chan time.>ending an hour early, stuff to do.Who wants Mad science or Manic Sousuke later?*taking votes of which to run.
rolled 14 = 14>>19477664Mentillate Ichicka, and warn him of what is to come. Perhaps arrange a meeting if we can't fit it all into a short conversation.We are a bro, we can't let him get blindsided like that.
>>19477686... I like both. Fuck.Mad Science Quest.I'm a Genius player, afterall.
>>19477686Manic Sousuke.I'm still waiting to see a battle raifu.
>>19477686>Who wants Mad science or Manic Sousuke later?Manic Sousuke if there's no way to persuade you to run Mahou Shounen.
>>19477686SousukeWe need to finish up the first arc of it so we can get more Attlee waifu's for his gun harem
>>19477686SCIENCE!! The answer is always more SCIENCE!
>>19477686SCIENCE of course
>>19477702How the fuck battle word filters to Attlee I will never understandI think the captcha's have fucked my phones dictionary beyond all reasln
>>19477686mad science.
Sousuke!Or Science!Or fuck I dunnoOn the one hand I want to see what happens to loli EdisonOn the other I want to try some more guns outAnd I don't have a third hand so I am all good for the time being
I think SousukeI am out of ideas for mad science right now
>>19477686I'd normally go for Manic Sousuke, but with the last Mad Scientist ending with us being lolified, I'm more curious as to where that one is going.
Sousuke.Needs more gun-dere.
>>19477686Hey LG, could you give a quick answer to the question in >>19477447>btw Landing Gear, I'm not sure if I missed an explanation but what were the details of that sim we just finished? I never really got why there were Weeping Angels around and stuff, would we have found out more if we had investigated in a different order?
excuse me gentlemenmaybe it would be possible for you to start your own forum for this quest outside of /tg/ ? there are many free forums on the internet that you and your players can congregate on so that this thread and its brethren do not continually fill up the front page? this way you can have your quest without trolls and haters continually asking mods to ban quest threads and we can have quality content on the front page again. my dearest thanks. polite sage for non-contribution.
>>19477743There is currently preciesly one quest thread on the front page.
>>19477743Sorry, we started on tg and we are hanging here. Quests have been pushed here from everywhere else and we all just have to deal with it
>>19477726Nah Edison was lolified we got girlified and now are tsundere for our tsundere assistant while we're in a girls body and may be testing the field theory of lesbodynamics while we have the chance
Speaking of mad Scientist Quest, is it me or are not all of its threads on suptg?
>>19477799I think you have to use foolz to find them all
>>19477743Seeing as how the quest would be significantly and detrimentally different by moving it to somewhere other than /tg/, we're gonna have to say no.That being said, I'd like to suggest that you yourself (and of course others who dislike this or other quest threads) use the /tg/ catalog.http://catalog.neet.tv/tg/Not only can you view the entirety of the /tg/ board at the same time, rather than the few quest threads that are continually bumped between pages 1 and 0, but filter the quest threads out entirely. In this way I believe you'll quickly come to the realization that in fact, quest threads are a very small percentage of /tg/. A vocal minority if you will.
>>19477906Yeah, I was here for Love Can Bloom and Samus is the Lost Primarch.As far as I'm concerned, this quest has had no real negative feedback.
>>19477743While certainly a different strategy than usual, you made three mistakes.First, there's no such thing as "quality content" on /tg/.Second, the front page isn't overloaded with quests. You should work on your timing.But worst of all, the mods don't ban quest threads. They just send them all here.
>>19477938Nigga don't I know it. I was there for Maid Quest and Frost Giantess Quest.
