my body is ready

>>19517724
Fuck yes, today is a good day.

>type out a massive section
>captcha fucks me over
>backspace
>text is all gone

holy shit that has never happened before, fuck

>>19517926
Fuck. Everything.

>>19517926
Woo Generation A!
>>19517724
Fucking windows.

>>19517926
Always, I mean always keep it in a notepad before you post it.

"I'm not... I don't even.... Yes?" You shake your head and don't stop.

You don't really know WHAT just happened. One minute you were drooling over the prospect of just how much money you were about to rake in. The next, the fight was a draw and you realized you'd won nil. In fact, you'd actually had to spend some money to get things moving... Which means you actually lost money. YOU. Lost money.

"Fuck..." You whisper under your breath.

"Yeah uh..." Bill's mouth continues to move, his brow furrows, and finally he just sits down on a large worn rock, "You mind filling me in on exactly what's going on here?"

Tomoe shifts uncomfortably, her ears nearly flat against her hair as she rubs the pommel of her sword in worry. "Well you see, in my culture... What you did out in the jungle... My family is old fashioned, so you basically made me unsuited to be married off. Meaning if you don't take responsibility, my family will probably try to kill you..."

"Oh." Bill nods and laughs, "Ok that makes total sense now. This is a joke, right? Erik set all of this up?"

"They're so cute together..." Essa says quietly behind her hand, just barely loud enough for you to hear.

"Oi oi! I didn't do anything like that!" You interject.

"He had nothing to do with it." Tomoe clears your name for you.

[ ] Let them have their misunderstanding fun and go to Karin's place to decypher runes.

[ ] MAXIMUM TROLLING

[ ] Get drunk on vodka with Ivan and lament over not winning untold fortunes

[X] Get drunk on vodka with Ivan and lament over not winning untold fortunes

>>19518075
[ ] Let them have their misunderstanding fun and go to Karin's place to decypher runes.
Well we do like living, and the crazy vision could help us.
[x] MAXIMUM TROLLING
How the fuck do you expect us to not pick this?!

>>19518075
[X] Let them have their misunderstanding fun and go to Karin's place to decypher runes.

Before we go though. Well, you two need someone to officiate the wedding, technically I am ordained and can perform them, don't ask how that happened, and I always wanted to see you get married Bill. Given that I have under a month left, we're doing it tomorrow.

>>19518075
>[ ] Get drunk on vodka with Ivan and lament over not winning untold fortunes

>>19518117
>not pick trolling
Pretty easily, probably.

We're not passing the chance to troll.

>>19518075
[x] MAXIMUM TROLLING
brrbrrhuehuehue?

>>19518075
Drunken laments are best laments

[ ] Let them have their misunderstanding fun and go to Karin's place to decypher runes.

maximum trolling definetly

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Ha ha! Time for Generation A!

>>19518075
[X] Let them have their misunderstanding fun and go to Karin's place to decypher runes.

After we help them set the date

>>19518246
>'dat ass
>notice breasts
>not pico

Oh well.

Fuck yeah

"I DIDN'T have anything to do with it, but I sure as shit am going to now." You add, seeing the events transpire in your head gloriously. This is going to be fun, too much fun to let this opportunity slide.

"Bill, you're a great guy, but you don't exactly know how to throw a shindig. If we left the bachelors party up to you, we'd all end up getting drunk in a dive bar instead of getting tits slapped against our faces... In Vegas."

Bill opens his mouth to protest, but you don't relent on your assault.

"You heard the woman, you try to duck and run out of this one and you'll be fighting off assassins the rest of your life, instead of just rival swordsmen and horny skanks. I probably don't have long on this earth, buddy, so if you're going to go and screw around with a foxgirl and settle down... I'm going to make sure you do it RIGHT."

"But I..."

"Vegas." You interrupt.

"There..."

"Ve-gas!"

"God damn it, Erik, let me finish! While I can sympathize with your position, Tomoe, I gotta say I'm not exactly thrilled to get shoehorned into marriage." Bill picks his hat back up and shoves it over his horns.

"That's fine... I wouldn't exactly expect you to. All I... All I really need is for you to play along, at least for a little while, so my parent's think everything is alright and settled." The kitsune sheathes her sword, still looking crestfallen.

"Would you give me a second with him, hun?" Essa cuts in with a wide smile, pulling Bill aside and covering both of their heads with one of her wings.

"If you make her cry, if you screw this up... I'll cut you." The werebat informs Bill, with an eery smile that never leaves her face even as she pulls off her wing.

>>19518317
How do werebats cut anything?
Why am I missing?

>>19518379
Knife, teeth, claws, you know. Like regular women.

>>19518317
Worry.

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With apologies to Papa-N for semi-hijack, but I'm uploading pics from my folders and need more people to request stuff.
>>19518263

Lurvs your quests Papa-N!

>>19518317
Do they.... do they know each other?

"I uh... Yeah I suppose I can do that for you, at least. Wait, how the hell would your parents even know about this?!" The incubus reacts, whipping around to look at Tomoe.

The kitsune reaches up and her fingers softly flick a small bell toward the top of her hair, "Trust me, they know..."

"Great!" You clap your hands together loudly, "Well that settles it. I crack the case and don't die, and we do Vegas baby."

"...What is it I need to do, exactly?" You hear Bill ask, but you're already on your way out of this situation, you got what you wanted. While you don't exactly need an excuse to go to Vegas, one of the few old-world cities still inhabited, a reason for going always makes things more fun.

You think about heading inside with Ivan, getting sloshed on his better vodka, but don't. You flipped a coin and decided it would be better to go check up on Karin and see what she may have found, if she's found anything. You hope she's found something.

Ivan glances over to see you hop into a truck through the open window and shakes his head with a small chuckle before glancing down at the werebat standing so close she's nearly touching him.

"What did you say to Bill, anyways?" He asks with genuine interest.

"No-thing~<3" Essa beams innocently.

>>19518317

DO YOU HEAR THE HUE TOO? Hey Papa. Glad to see I made another one of your threads. I believe it's time for the Generation A version of The Hangover. I can't begin to express how excited I am for that.


Also, I figured out how to carbonate Rum and IT IS A GOOD PAIN

Like fist of angry drunken god, you smash the last tree out of your path using the massive steel brush guard and emerge into the clearing where you can see Jimbo's place not too far away. True, you could have just taken the roads instead of deforesting a path off of an old trail, but that would be boring, and fuck roads you do what you want.

Tires sending a wave of pebbles that bounce off rusted car and aircraft parts, you slam to a halt just a few feet from the imposing Minotaur who doesn't even look up from his welding job. "Yo." He greets you.

"Just here for some erotic asphyxiation play while your daughter still has that tail. Upstairs, I presume?"

>>19518514
>>19518514
carbonated rum? I am intrigued.

>>19518517
I'm amazed he hasn't already ripped us apart. Probably he's just waiting

>>19518514
>carbonated rum
What sorcery is this?

Tossing a quick wave to Amber as you enter, you don't bother slowing down and take the stairs two at a time, sprinting past her even as she watches you with a smile and a "My my... To be young again..."

You can see the faint blue glow emanating from underneath your girlfriend's door, which means she's working. That leaves you with very few options.

"Lets elope to Vegas!" You shout as you boot open the door, and you're pretty sure you heard a bunch of pots go clattering to the floor downstairs.

"What?!" Karin hisses, clamping a hand over your mouth, "What are you even talking about?!"

"Bill got married." You mumble through her hand.

"I'm sorry, WHAT?!" She releases her grip and you repeat yourself.

"To Tomoe." You add.

Karin removes her glasses to rub her eyes as you fill her in on exactly what just happened. She has a few questions, but mostly she just shakes her head and sighs. You leave the part about the gambling out.

>>19518554

Yes, as a project to do in my very little spare time while I struggle with life and waiting for the new edition of Warhammer 40k to drop I decided to jury rig myself a carbonation apparatus using some jars, valves, and vacuum seals. Only use it on water and juice at first, but I tried it with Rum on a whim today and it actually worked to my surprise. Requires extra carbonation and you have to be careful or you'll ruin the rum, but if you get it right it turns out amazing.

>>19518616
Wot 'as scionce dun?

I'm pretty damn intrigued now

>>19518616
I'm not even an alcahol drinker and this stirs my tastebuds.

>>19518636
>>19518616
Willing to share schematics?

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Fluffyness...

"...And that's why we're going to Vegas." You conclude proudly.

"As much as I sincerely doubt your motives, I can't deny you probably did the right thing. Maybe." The half Echidna sighs again before placing her glasses back on and turning to a large monitor on the floor in front of her.

You give it a look yourself, but can't make heads or fluffytails of exactly what you're looking AT. Bizarre rows of runes, numbers and math formulas and all the kinds of shit you hated in school.

"What exactly am I looking at, here?"

"My translation suite, at least it should be. The Frost language was like any other, it changed a lot over time. Those ruins we found could have been from a different time period, could have had a different dialect... It's been significantly more difficult than simply plugging the runes in."

She continues to talk, but you find yourself more or less unable to focus on her words. Mostly because they remind you of senior year calculus, which you HATED, but also because she's wearing a tanktop and you can see the sweat dripping down into her cleavage inside her hot bedroom.

"...So the answer would be what, Erik?"

"Twelve?"

"I asked you what color my walls were..."

"I plead the fifth."

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>>19518808

>>19518636
>>19518684
>>19518770

I can probably draw something up as far as schematics go. It's not very hard really.

1. Get tank of carbon, screw into valve.
2. Attach valve to pipe leading to another valve with a vacuum seal.
3. Fill glass jug 3/4s full of rum (You can't do a full jug, you need to leave space for the alcohol to breathe).
4. Screw jug into valve and pressurize.
5. Open up the valves from the carbon to the jug (You want the carbon tank to be above the water, so the alcohol is constantly put under pressure by the carbonation and doesn't bubble out)
6. Carbonate in short bursts (Open and close valve) so as not to spoil the flavor of the rum or cause over pressurization
7. After about a 10-15 short bursts, you now possess carbonated rum. Enjoy!

Taking a seat next to her, you look at the bizarre array of electronics strewn out in front of you. You're not exactly a tech-guy so you don't know what is what or how any of it works, but that's what you have Karin for.

"So you're saying you can't translate them?"

"What? I never said that! Have a bit more faith in me, won't you? I've already got a quarter of the tablets translated." She points toward the panel of monitors on one of her walls and you get up to give them a look. Sure enough, you find what has got to be translated Frost text. A lot of stuff about history, nobles demanding things, nobles subsequently being found drowned in flooded chambers...

"The important stuff is over here. I've been trying to nail down a probable location for that giant mountain on the map you were talking about in your... Vision... And it's been difficult." Karin sighs and stretches her arms over her head before falling back to rest against the cool blue carpet.

"Well what did you find?"

"Some text alluding to a holy site, another mountain, a massive one. It seems the ancient Frosts had an affinity for the mountains. I'm sure at least parts of what I found are myth and such, like the giant ice bird or the death maze, but I've been more focused on a location than anything else." She sits back up and turns yet another flat screen panel so you can see it.

"By cross checking the descriptions and information worth anything, against what few aerial and satellite photos of unexplored places... I came up with this." Her finger rests against a section of map dotted with mountains.

"But that's..."

"Inside the deadlands." She finishes with a solemn nod.

>>19518616
>>19518894
There are also commercial appliances that will do this.

Crazy Euros came up with it and it never caught on anywhere else.

Does this mean that I can get my vodka carbonated without diluting it with soft drinks?

You're a gentleman and a scholar.

>>19518966

Indeed it does. It's pretty fantastic, i've tried it on Rum, Vodka, and Tequila so far. Doesn't work well at ALL with beer.

>>19518953

And as my dear anon above stated, yes you can get cheap machines that do it, though I've tried them with alcohol and unless you buy a HQ one, the result is often lack luster as they're built to work with water.

>>19518937
God Damn Narbles

>>19519006
Is it strange that that whole new world song from Aladdin is going through my head at the thought of this?

>>19518937
That's what you get for firing nukes at your neighbors. This shit comes to bite you right back in the ass. Ah well, time to go fuck up radioactive/magical supermutants, and SAVE OUR ASSES.

>>19518937
So we get the choice of magical ice cancer or plain old cancer? God damnit.

>>19518894
Damn it, now I'm regretting spending all my fun money on a new AC unit and more .308 ammo

"You're sure that's the place?"

"Not really something I can be sure of, but it's the best I've got so far. Thankfully it lies close to the rim instead of the center, but it's still the deadlands..."

"So it's basically unreachable..." You groan, collapsing against the floor and resting your head on a section of scaly tail.

"Not entirely true." Karin shakes her head as the end of her tail twitches uncomfortably, only making you shift around a bit, "With the right equipment, we could explore it long enough to maybe find whatever is there and still have time to get out."

You think about that for a few minutes. Sure the deadlands are pretty much inaccessible and completely hostile to life in general, but that isn't to say no one has ever been there. They just usually don't end up coming back. In fact, they barely ever come back.

[ ] Leave Karin to her work while you see if your dad found any MRI equipment

[ ] Go talk to Rick about what you might need to survive in the deadlands

[ ] Annoy Karin until she almost gives up trying to work while you read through the translated tablets

>>19518937
Deadlands. An area where nobody goes. Original monster girls?

[ ] Go talk to Rick about what you might need to survive in the deadlands

We've got a reason to live, and the vision of a dead race guiding us. We got this.

>>19519079
>[X] Annoy Karin until she almost gives up trying to work while you read through the translated tablets

Spend more time with the waifu

>>19519079
Do this
[ ] Annoy Karin until she almost gives up trying to work while you read through the translated tablets
Then this
[ ] Go talk to Rick about what you might need to survive in the deadlands

>>19519079

First [x] Leave Karin to her work while you see if your dad found any MRI equipment.

Then we should [x] Go talk to Rick about what you might need to survive in the deadlands.

>>19519079
[ ] Go talk to Rick about what you might need to survive in the deadlands.

>>19519079
[X] Leave Karin to her work while you see if your dad found any MRI equipment

>>19519079
[X] Annoy Karin until she almost gives up trying to work while you read through the translated tablets

Tell her all the juicy details of the affairs of old-world frost nobles.

[x] "Oh look, this is why my race is better then your race." We Pol now while looking trough te tables.

>>19519045
I actually jumped up and shouted SCCIIEENNCEEE so loud I woke the dog and scared the neighbors when I figured it out so no judgement.

>>19519079

Was actually not that expensive to build Papa, I had some copper piping and valves lying around from helping my uncle fix his plumbing and a big glass jug as part of my terrarium projects. Alls I needed to do was pick up carbon and I got that from a science store in the city of SD proper. But you can get carbon online for like.. Nothing.

>>19519147
Might have to scrounge around and see if I have anything that would work

tie between Karin and Rick

rollbreaker?

>>19519195
Karen.

>>19519195
Karin.

Why the hell did they delete my thread...

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>>19519202
>Karen
>e

oh boy I need to sleep since too much LeMans yesterday and exam tomorrow, but I have a feeling it's not going to happen. Also Karin.

>>19519232
I'm making no apologies.

>>19518894

Photos, my good man!

I'm the type of engineer that needs to visualise.

>>19519232
Why does this picture seem so familiar?

"Well god damn shit and fuck, deadlands is just my luck." You push yourself off the ground and start over toward the wall of monitors.

You filter through a lot of them, completely uninteresting kinds of stuff. You really don't care about ancient bards and how the harvest such and such a year was. That's the kind of information left to historians and boring people.

Instead, you search for anything interesting to you.

"Hah! Get this, Karin, apparently some prince partied so hard that they lit fire to the mountain and burned basically the entire thing inside and out. After that they accused the elves nearby of trickery and went on a years long campaign against them." You chortle at the descriptions.

"Erik I..."

"No wait, this one is better! Apparently it was totally normal to use your ice powers while making with the skin rodeo. See you can take the ice and..."

"Erik..."

"Then after that, you can..."

"Erik!"

"Which means when you ejaculate, it goes down the slide and..."

"ERIK!!!" Karin's tail wraps around your feet and trips you up, causing you to nearly faceplant before it starts pulling you toward her.

The half Echidna half Minitaur, arms folded, glowers.

"While you seem to be having fun, might I remind you we're here to try to get some work done? The faster we find this stuff out, the longer we have to come up with any kind of plan." She explains.

"...You mean the splooge luge isn't what I'm supposed to be researching?"

>>19519363
Heh... splooge luge

"No!" She gives you a bit of a shake, which makes you realize her tail is pretty much as powerful as your mother's is. Maybe all the running around and danger has made her get a bit better with it after all. Just a bit.

"But mooooommmmm...."

"Find something USEFUL, or at least stay quiet so I can work." She pushes you back toward the wall before releasing you.

Relenting, you leave her to her work and start reading anything that could help you this time. The way the text is written out is translated, but it is decidedly rough. Like reading something translated from old Chinese into old English, it's hard to chew through.

The Frosts were not exactly a... Welcoming bunch. It seems as though they were always at war, usually with more than one faction and often times with themselves. Times were different back then, apparently, because it seemed like this was the case for more or less every race. Hence the mountain strongholds, imposing fortresses nearly impregnable by even the most disciplined army, not that they didn't try.

They were a spiritual bunch, but not in a modern sense. They held a pantheon of gods in reverence only so long as those gods did not let them down. God of war lets you lose a battle? He can sit on the bench for a while while his prayer and offerings are given to a different god. The only instance of this you don't find is what you can only describe as the god of partying, who it seems never let anyone down with anything worse than a bad hangover.

You're about to go back to finding things to torment Karin with when you spot it, toward the bottom of a rather long translation about the blatant disregard for elven logging laws.

A description of the Ice-core. They didn't know what it was back then, but they knew it killed young men off. Sometimes a lot of young men. They'd get slow, sluggish, start wasting away. Eventually they would pass, but the ice wouldn't relent until they were frozen entirely, encased in a solid block.

>>19519523
>encased in a solid block
So a permanent ice block? You could make a refrigirator out of him if we don't make it.

Goddammit Papa, I have exams tomorrow, y u no allow me sleep?

>>19519523
>so long as those gods did not let them down
Where have I heard this? Oh! When god gives you lemons you find a new god.

It killed off villages, towns, armies even. The right gods were shunned for allowing it to happen, and even the shamans were incapable of coming up with any kind of cure. Things appeared hopeless.

Until a young warrior set about on a quest to find the cure or die trying, pledging himself that even on the fear of... Arachne rape? That he wouldn't give in.

So he'd set off, sword in hand, to the far reaches of an unknown world. The young man had braved a terrible sea beast, skirted an army of harpies bent on destroying him, and a period of time contending with something only described as Suyettar. Eventually, though, he had found what he sought. He'd returned with a magical sword capable of curing the disease itself, as well as a wife that for some reason, the rest of the Frosts didn't entirely approve of.

So there it was, that was the cure.

You wonder, though, if that was the same man from your vision.

"Find anything yet? You're awfully quiet for you." Karin glances up from her work.

"Just the story of the first dude to find a cure. Apparently he'd had to complete a series of challenges for an underground race of... Beardfaces? Who then forged him a sword out of the rays of the sun itself that could cure the disease..." You relay as you scan through some of the lines again, "What the hell is a Suyettar?"

"A magical sword? I don't mean to bring you down, Erik, but you do realize how far flung this is, right? And I have no idea what that is."

It's true, even you know it. Going on a vision that wants you to stab yourself in the chest with a sword that is supposedly made out of sunbeams? That isn't exactly common medical procedure.

>>19519651
Your girlfriend is a minotauress/echidna, I don't think 'Medical Science' factors too much into it.

>>19519651
Dwarves? We are SO doing this now.
Curses and Magic seem to exist why is it so far fetched?

>>19519693
A LITERAL Apocalypse occured. Science don't got shit at this point.

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>>19519651
Interesting. Suyettar seems to be a sort of malevolent Finnish water spirit.

Well promise made, promise kept. I finished the new sketch thing I said earlier

Here's Ivan and Essa during one of heir "dinners".

>Sorry if Ivan looks odd. I havent drawn Russians before

>>19519755
Always good to see your work!

But then again, common medical procedure for an Ice-core right now is just to accept the inevitable fate. Not exactly high on your list of to-do, dying. Medical knowledge is also mostly what the humans left behind, and doesn't exactly know how to cure Centaur hoofrot or in your case, a fatal genetic disease.

"It may seem crazy, but I like this kind of crazy. If I'm going to die, I'd rather be "that motherfucker who stabbed himself with an ancient sword" than just another Frost taken by the ice." Your left hand unconsciously rubs at the center of your chest as you talk.

Karin sighs, loudly, but nods. "You're not always the most sane, or reasonable, but I think you're right this time. If medicine can't help, then this is our best option."

You watch as she stretches again before slithering off into the bathroom, closing the door and turning on the fan. Must not want you listening in, not that you'd planned on that, or anything.

>>19519755
I'd say you did a damn fine job and he is incredibly Russian. The entire picture is also damn cute. It really is always great to see your work. I was planning an Ivan/Essa part so that would make a great pic for it, if you don't mind.

For a while you content yourself with reading more of the tablets. They aren't all dull, boring accounts of grain storage. More than one are entirely about the adventures of some tough old Frost battling his way through the kingdoms or taking to sea in an excursion for plunder and wealth. Some of them seem downright brutal, like Hivar the Berg, who slew an entire bustling city of Dullahan when their chief tried to secretly sabotage Hivar's ships.

Others, like Runi the Crow, seemed downright brolike. Runi having been famous for basically partying his way across the world on an adventure to more or less bed himself one or two of every species and to out-drink the hardest drinker in each kingdom. The written account of his story perks your interest, especially the section where he'd beat a king at a game you can only describe as ancient quarters, before informing the king he'd totally plowed the princess. Runi had barely managed to escape the Naga kingdom and the entire thing had almost turned into a war.

>>19519792

Turn off the lights of the toilet.

>>19519826
This.

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>>19519755
I approve of your choice of batgirl

>>19519651
>pledging himself that even on the fear of... Arachne rape? That he wouldn't give in.

didn't someone mention something along these lines during an early thread?

> braved a terrible sea beast

...like an aircraft carrier?

You're about to try to find a story that can trump that of Runi (though you doubt one exists), when Karin interrupts you as she yells through the bathroom door. Though at the same time, it seems as though she's trying to stay quiet.

"H-hey Erik? Are you still out there?"

"Err... Yeah?" You walk closer to the door so you can hear her better, and an evil thought crosses your mind. You flip off the light.

"Ah?! Turn that back on!" Karin yells, and you hear something hit the bathroom door.

"Make me."

"Damn it Erik, now is a really... It's a bad time, alright! So turn it on!"

Figuring it's gone on long enough, you flip the light back on and are about to walk back to the wall of monitors when Karin stops you again.

"Now... Ummm.... Can you by any chance maybe grab my mom?"

You open your mouth, realize you don't know how to reply to that in this situation, close it, but then say the only thing you can come up with.

"What? Did you fall in?" You tease, about to continue when Karin stops that though abruptly and opens up a whole new train station in their place.

"No! I... I changed and now, well... When I change over, my legs don't really work for a while and now that I'm back to legs and not a tail... This skirt doesn't fit and the p-pan... Underwear doesn't uh... Work."

[ ] Go get Amber, let her handle this

[ ] Extortion

[ ] Help her yourself

>>19519966
[X] Go get Amber, let her handle this

>>19519966
[ ] Help her yourself

>>19519966
Go get Amber, let her handle this.

[ ] Go get Amber, let her handle this

WE GENTLEMAN NOW

>>19519966
[x] Help her yourself.

We are the classy gentlemans.

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>>19519966

[x] Help her yourself

Turn off most of the lights, otherwise she'll be too embarrassed.

[ ] Go get Amber, let her handle this
If were going to Elope in Vegas we cant risk pissing her off now.

>>19519966
turn off lights, help her, do not oggle

>>19519962
Or rhaal'man

>>19519966
[X] Go get Amber, let her handle this

>>19519820
Thanks Papa-N. You're always welcome to use it

>>19519918
Hehe, Schizanthus was one of my favorite monster girl doujins.

>>19519966
Try to be civil and offer to help her.
Which will be shot down most likely. Then
>[ ] Go get Amber, let her handle this

>>19520003
>>19520016
I'll support these

>>19519966
[x] Help her yourself
But I don't know if we should be Erik or classy about this

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>>19520022
I want more of that delicious batgirl, she is too damn cute

>chili mac MRE
>jalapeno and cheese
>cornbread
>tropical skittles
>cranberries (meh)

Do we need a rollbreaker? Tied 6-6

>>19520058
scruffyseconds.jpeg

OSHI- a papa-n quest. and Amateur Drawfag came back? did he ever finish any of that heretical love drawings?

>>19520066
Nope, I vote for going to get Amber.

Help her yourself.

If we survive, knowing how to handle the inconvenient aspects of her transformations will help.

>>19519966

Help her ourselves.

But don't tease her, she has a complex over this.

fuck the chili&mac, cheese tortellini is the god-tier MRE.

[x] Help her yourself.
In (b)4 the HUE.

>>19520066
I think this is an amber moment

>>19520113
I think I disagree. This is an "Erik actually being useful without being a dick" moment.

I vote helping her ourselves, with at least a *touch* of class

>>19519966
If
>[ ] Help her yourself
does not involve being an ass about it, do it. Otherwise, get her mom.

Though I'm sure I'm too late.

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>>19520073
No unfortunately. I only managed to finish some bits. IRL bullshit reared its ugly head and proceeded to fuck up my mojo.

This is probably one of the last for HLQ, but Im not sure.

>>19520137
Well the approach might get shot down, but at the very least the effort needs to be exerted. At least that what my female friend/contract girlfriend said.

>>19520190

>contract girlfriend

whut.

>>19520214
Crazy shit, man. Crazy shit.

[ ] Go get Amber, let her handle this
Nothin like a good nap and some cola champagne to get you ready for some huehuehue

>>19520214
>>19520235

Its complicated.
And its not really a contract, I think, maybe a deal? I mean we shaked(read: forced to shake) hands to validate it.
Shit was weird friend, shit was weird.

Help her. We can get girls out of their pants easy enough, so what's the worst that could happen doing the reverse?

>>19519755
Whoa, I'm liking what I'm seeing drawfriend, keep up the good work!

>>19520318
>what's the worst that could happen
DON'T... say that...

>>19520090
That one is good too. I really should stop buying these, but right now idgaf and they are easy to make so....

You think about going and grabbing Amber, let her handle this like she likely has countless times. At the same time, how can you call yourself her boyfriend if you can't help her in a situation like this.

Now you just have to calm down Jack frost before he gets you into a world of shit and think about how to do this the RIGHT way, instead of your way. Calming your mind, you try to calm your... Issue. So you think about spidergirls... Which doesn't help. Nor does thinking about jetbikes. Finally you settle on math, which seems to work for now.

Think this through... Think this through...

You flip off the lights until the dim glow from the monitors is all that illuminates the room, and even some of these you shut off. Finally, significantly dark enough (you hope), you grab the door handle.

"E-Erik? What are you...?"

"Helping you out and not being ME about it, which is a rare thing so it's up to you on how it goes and if it happens again." You tell her, eyes to the floor as you walk in, which means you spot her smooth legs and notice she's still seated... Math, do the maths! If A+B=C then C= oh if you just look up a little more you'll be able to see those plump thighs unimpeded... That isn't the right answer, maybe, is it B? Why are her painted toenails suddenly so interesting? How did that even happen, did she just do that?

"B-but! But I'll.... You'll....!!!"

Careful to keep your eyes averted and your hands away from the less proper places, you reach down and scoop your left arm under her knees and put your right arm around her back. She splutters and protests, but doesn't lash out, even when you actually do pick her up.

"...Why couldn't you just grab my mom..." Karin whines as you carry her out to the bedroom, watching the ceiling now which makes you walk slowly to avoid crushing any equipment. You're TOO aware that her hips are just a thin shirt away from touching you, amongst other things.

Finally you make it to the bed and set her down, turning away and making sure even in the dim light she can tell you aren't trying to sneak a peek. For a long moment, neither of you say anything.

"Well since you went this far... C-c-c-can you grab me out some... Um... You know?"

Mustering up as much tact as you can, you walk over toward the dresser with the underwear drawer. Thankfully she doesn't question as to WHY you know which drawer that is. Opening it up isn't exactly an unfamiliar sight...

"Uhh... What kind? Thong, boyshorts, got some with lace in here... Is this a g-string?"

"T-that.... I... Just pick one..." Karin lowers her head to hide in her hands.

[ ] Be nice

[ ] Be funny

[ ] Be naughty

[ ] Be evil

>>19520424
[X] Be funny

I think being funny is the most suitable thing to do at the moment to help her get over this.

>>19520424

[x] Be nice

Funny, we are in nice-guy mode.

>>19520424
Oh, I think we earned this
[x] Be naughty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpmX4qG1kQg

[X] be naughty
That means boyshots. That shit is sexy with a girl's bottom filling it.

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[ ] Be naughty
Hostaurus/Enchinda in a thong? I think so!

>>19520424
[x] Be naughty
Sexy undies for the hue.

>>19520485
G-string rather, thats even better

[ ] Be naughty
but at the same time act like were still being legit about this.

[x] Be naughty

>>19520424
>[ ] Be nice
but
>[ ] Be naughty
Lets be sort of civil here. she needs assistance, so we shall give it to her. But she needs to be reminded that she's a girl, and that we know and acknowledge that she is a girl. Plus hue

>>19520470
/tg/-white knights (sometimes)

>>19520482
splats? those can get pretty sexy

>>19520525
No, actual guy's underwear. the wide kind. they're sexy as all hell. leave a lot to the imagination, while they feel soo good to stick your hands into from below...

I cant ever resist that.

Anyway Im out now, exams tomorrow and all that.
Hope to read about sexy antics in the archive...
Thanks for being awesome, Papa.

Be funny, but do it by "accidentally" picking something sexy.

Claim to have been "picking them out with my eyes averted, too."

Even as your brain tries to reason through this, he knows the battle was lost before he ever even stood a chance. So instead he admits defeat, but it is a bloodless one and in his terms of surrender, he more or less just becomes allied with sex drive and friends.

She said pick one, didn't she? As in any one? That would mean she doesn't really care, wouldn't it? In fact, maybe she just wants to see what you pick. You could go for the thong or g-string, but those would be too obvious. The standard panties would just be completely against your character while the lace would just be out of place entirely. No, there's only one right answer here, and you knew it as soon as you opened the drawer up.

Those pink boyshorts... They call to something primal, something a part of your very being. Despite what the name might imply, they were truly meant to be on a girl. Some ravenous god of sex drugs and rock&roll came up with them one day, and decided they were simply too glorious to keep for himself. He'd named them boyshorts, not because they were in fact meant for boys, but because of the hidden power they poses in each thread. The power of unfathomable allure.

Also you've always had a bit of an affinity for them on girls with... Assets...

Be nice.

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Besides, they'll seem safe enough. Karin probably won't even be able to guess you have a hidden motive in picking them, she won't even...

"H-how long are you going to stare at them! Geeze!"

"Oh uh... Sorry."

You turn toward her and lock your s-foils in attack position to start your trench run. The short ten steps there feels like a mile every time you put a foot down, and you wonder if she can hear your heart as loudly as you can.

"I'll ah... I can help you get them on..."

"J-just don't look! Don't uhm... Don't touch... Ahhhh this is too embarrassing!"

1d20 for success
>because this will totally go well

rolled 2 = 2

>>19520668
Oh gods this will not end well.

rolled 9 = 9

>>19520668
LUCK BE A LADY TONIGHT

rolled 19 = 19

>>19520668
>because this will totally go well
Yeah. sure it will. What could possibly go wrong?

rolled 13 = 13

>>19520668
Critical fumble!

rolled 6 = 6

>>19520683
Egads my horrible luck strikes again!

rolled 2 = 2

Oh shit im glad I stayed awake for just a second more. Praise the Empror for stubborn apps that dont want to close.

I'm sure my exams will go well tomorrow with that image in mind... pink boyshorts... <3

Please roll 1 please roll 1 please roll 1

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>>19520650
Herein lies a depiction of said god of awesomeness, and his reaction to said boyshorts.

>>19520699
Seriously, dice hate me.

>>19520683
I suggest we keep this roll

rolled 12 = 12

>>19520690
Wow RNG sure does love irony and sarcasm

rolled 19 = 19

>>19520702
I imagine that's how the frost's god of partying would react as well

rolled 9 = 9

Welp.

>>19520683
>>19520690
>>19520700
>>19520731
>all that 1 away from critical victory or failure

rolled 18 = 18

>>19520727
>>19520731
I believe the god of partying/awesomeness approves of us as well

rolled 4 = 4

>>19520746
What do you expect Papa? when we want HUE we no get HUE, when we don't want it? Massive amounts.

rolled 17 = 17

To hue and beyond!

I'm not going to roll. Instead I'm going to forfeit it and ask for HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE. Is that okay?

In truth, you didn't think it would be quite so difficult to do this without looking or touching any skin above the knee. But oh just how wrong you were...

When you found out that everything below her waist is numb at the moment, you almost lost your sense of purpose and devolved into the lecherous monster lurking inside of you.

Helping Karin to the edge of the bed, you put her legs together for her as she holds her skirt down in her lap with one hand and covers her eyes with the other. You look down at the boyshorts in your hand and swallow almost audibly. Though you don't want to let them go, set them free, you know you have to so they can live as boyshorts are meant to be, free of captivity.

You have to get close to her feet to get them through the correct holes, even have to take them in your hand to guide them through. The sensation is alien, completely different from the direction you're usually taking, and almost more than you can handle. And you haven't even gotten to the really good parts yet.

The pink fabric slides up her skin easily, not difficult to get over her calves or knees. But then you find out that it is much... Tighter, around her thighs. And the fabric starts to get bunched up since you're having to struggle against the bed so inevitably and completely out of your power, you do end up brushing against that tender skin. Biting your lip now all you can do to avoid wrecking this for yourself.

rolled 7 = 7

Rolling for a critical something.

Karin has grabbed quite forcefully onto your shoulders and has her eyes clamped shut as you keep going, up and up and up... She uses her arms to lift herself enough to allow you to slide them up and over her plentiful hips until finally you rest them into place.

You nearly back away before Karin slumps over into you, her chin resting on your left shoulder and her arms limply around your back. You can feel her breath on your neck, hot and fast and that does nothing to make this any easier on you.

"Uhh... You alright?"

"Just... Just let me stay like this. For a little longer..." Karin replies as her eyes close.

>>19520914
This is fine too I guess.

And wait, is Erik getting off on DRESSING his girlfriend? Huh.

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>>19520942

>>19520942
And after we spent so much effort getting those shorts on it's time for them to come off, right?

Although, after her mother overheard our Vegas quip I'm willing to bet the parental units are watching this over CCTV...


Waitaminute, how late is it? I thought that she only transformed when she was asleep?

>>19521049
it just happens randomly

After indeed letting her lay like that for a minute or so, your foot falls asleep and you have to move. Grabbing her around the middle, you stand her up which isn't hard. She may have actually lost a bit of weight, though she's never exactly been heavy and you're pretty strong from squatz&oatz and using creatine the strongest steroid known to mankind.

You figure you'll help her down to the floor so she can keep working or at least do something to make this less awkward then you had originally anticipated it to be.

Instead, she does the exact opposite.

"You... Enjoyed that, didn't you?"

"I err... Yeah." You admit. There's really no way around that one, so at least being frank might have been the best option.

"Planned that all out in your head before it happened?"

"...Possibly..."

Karin laughs even as you lower her down to the floor, but her arms stay around you so you just kind of sit back and wait, not knowing where this is heading. Probably somewhere dangerous, could be, you bet she has some kind of death ray stashed in this room.

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>>19521099
>you bet she has some kind of death ray stashed in this room.
Totally worth it

"Which means you can plan something out, it just has to be perverted."

Your death ray alarm is sounding at full tilt now, cap'n. Hell, you don't even know where she stashed it. Could even be automated, what angle is it going to get you from? Pop out of the floor? A closet? Attached to a spiderbot lurking in the ceiling, waiting to descend on a thread of madness and erase you from existence for your lewd ways?

"Well I um..."

Karin sighs, arms leaving you to stretch above her head before she lays back on the carpet, looking up at you. Relief floods through you when you realize she doesn't look angry, but trepidation rebuilds when you remember she's a girl so she doesn't have to look how she feels.

"So you're not mad, then?"

"Mad? I almost was, but I didn't realize you could have some tact when you needed to, which got rid of that. I think I'm more impressed, really. Mostly, though, I'm just glad to be back to my normal self again."

"You are never normal. Besides, I really don't mind your snake tail when you have it. At the end of the day, it's still YOU so something like that doesn't really matter. Ah listen to me, getting all sappy and shit. Grow some spider legs, I want to know what it is that they eat."

Karin rolls her eyes and shakes her head, "Would you kiss me already you idiot?"

>>19521135
Now now, she's putting a lot of effort into keeping us alive. She won't kill us for something like wanting to perv over her shapely, firm legs. Subjecting us to this session's HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE is likely though.

>>19521177

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs

This song applies.

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>>19521177
Goan

rolled 3 = 3

>>19521177
>"Would you kiss me already you idiot?"

And Fade To Black

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>>19521204
Your feces, intercourse it

>>19521177

Yes. Yessss.

I'm actually pretty glad we dodged a HUEHUE bullet there.

>>19521204
>Fade to black
Huehuehue: because Jimbo is standing behind you.

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"I-it's not like I want to! Or anything!"

"That's MY line..." She says as you lower yourself down and get to work.

You let your experience take over, leading her along for her lack of it. She doesn't even complain when you bite her lip a bit, though when you do slightly TOO hard, her fingernails on your back make it known. Though that doesn't stop you, not now, not perched over that blonde hair and those white horns and those big inviting eyes you've known forever now.

"Ah..." Karin protests softly when you place a hand over her shirt and give one of her rather impressive milk tanks a squeeze. They aren't the largest you've encountered, but they're close, and they are still incredibly firm for such size.

Slowly you bring your other hand up her thigh, brushing against her skirt until you find your way underneath it. Finally coming to rest on the puffyness hidden under those boyshorts that you have every intention to now remove.

"E-Erik... Not with my parents home... Not with them awake..."

"Relax, it'll be..."

You spot movement out of the top of your eye, just barely. Looking up, you finally see what it is and wish upon wishes that you hadn't.

Karin's mother, Amber, is sitting there on her tail coils, nodding slowly as she watches.

>>19521335
>nodding slowly as she watches.

o-kaay...

>>19521335

"...hi mum."

>>19521335
Can't tell if HUE or not.

>>19521335
Pul a page out of no'op and nudge the door closed

>>19521335
>dat nod
So... does this mean she approves?

>>19521335
But is it an encouraging nod?

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>>19521335
Oh I see this going well.

>>19521335
"Ma'am, this is precisely what it looks like."

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>>19521335
ABORT! ABORT!
ESCAPE THROUGH THE WINDOW!

If she wants to watch Eric love her daughter tenderly she's more than welcome to. Just a little warning next time.

>>19521335
"Could you close the door?"

>>19521401
I support this, we are the best love makers!

"AMBER WHAT THE FUCK!?" You mouth in shock, not realizing the sudden movement also made your hand move slightly, which causes Karin to squirm beneath you and even let out a small gasp. Just perfect...

The Echidna mother sees you've stopped, and that she's spotted. Apparently only one of those facts matters to her.

"Why are you stopping? Do it!" She mouths back with apparent frustration.

"What?! No!"

"Keep going! Come on! Put. It. In!" She continues, making an O out of one hand and ramming it with her forefinger of the other one.

"AMBER!"

"I've been expecting this for the last few years, just do it already!" The Echidna's eyes fly open in shock and her hands clamp over her mouth, "Oh dear..."

Karin is so frozen in place you wonder for a moment if you accidentally your whole Frost powers, until her head slowly starts to tilt back, her eyes falling to the door.

"M-Mom?!?!"

"Um... This isn't how it appears, hun..."

"That was supposed to be my line!" You protest.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Karin's scream is so loud you actually wince in pain.

>>19521439
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

Karin's mom is awesome

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>>19521439
>Put. It. In!

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>>19521439

Someone's wishing for grand kids, badly.

Nice to finally see a Generation A thread while it's running. Love your quests, Papa-N.

Also, sorta related (cos flufy tails are always related):
http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/touch-fluffy-tail

Now we just wait for the Minatour to come up too.

Well....
Amber can help to raise her grand child when we are dead.

>>19521517
Don't be negative. We'll find the magic sword that glows and stab ourselves to cure our Ice core.

Or not, and we'll die a horrible death.

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>>19521439

>>19521439
Amber - broest Echidna mom ever

>>19521517
We have to get there first

Wait. Was she watching the whole dressing scene as well?

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>>19521439

So not HUEHUEHUE then. I is glad.

>>19521554
>>19521540

I am slightly more worried what Bull dad will think.

He would probably approve, possibly record it so he can prove it to everyone he bet with that this will happen.

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>>19521540
We'll find the magic sword, get cured AND THEN die a horrible death.
Probably eaten by a spidergirl.

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>>19521558
Very close.

I fixed it.

"I feel... So violated..." Karin says slowly through a thousand yard stare as you place a cup of coffee in her hands, having to rearrange the blanket around her to do so.

"Hey now, there are things worse that could have happened. Imagine if we were already halfway..."

"Stop. Talking." The Minotaurus says into the coffee cup, though she makes no effort to drink out of it.

"I probably wouldn't have done it inside so your face could have been covered in..."

"ERIK!"

"I'll shut up now."

"My my, I was just going to see how things were going. You didn't have to stop for an old snake like me." Amber chimes excitedly as she comes back into the room, left hand against her beaming face.

"Mother...." Karin growls low and dangerous, the sheer anger making an aura of darkness above her.

"Well it's not like he wasn't trying his best! Honestly! You should have snatched him up the moment he started putting your panties on for you!" The Echidna MILF barks back, hands on her scaly hips, "I almost thought I was going to have to come in and just jam it in for you!"

>>19521616
I'd like to be think we'd be killed by catgirls, because then it could FINALLY be catgirls.

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>>19521637

I love Amber

>>19521637

Roll eyes at her. We should probably make some attempt at looking afronted in front of Karin.

Alternatively, subtly high five her at the soonest opportunity.

>>19521640
But... It's never cat girls, is it...

>>19521637
This is a sub-optimal outcome for everyone involved. The only way to make things better is to NTR Jimbo in front of his daughter. Maybe that'll make Karen regret freaking out over her mom playing peeping tom.

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>>19521637
>"I almost thought I was going to have to come in and just jam it in for you!"

>>19521637
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

FIND JIMBO AND TELL HIM THAT CHEBBY IS TERRIBLE AND FERD BLOWS AND YOUR HONDA WILL SMOKE HIS MUSTANG BECAUSE YOU HAVE A STAGE THREE TARBO AND A FOLGER'S CAN EXHAUST

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>>19521678
>Alternatively, subtly high five her at the soonest opportunity.
Although she didn't mean it at all, she just cockblocked us there.

>>19521637
Maybe we should find a less risky place next time.

Like the middle of a minefield.

>>19521724
All apart of her secret plan to seduce Erik herself.

Holy hell, I'm laughing so god damn hard! Brilliant job Papa! Simply brilliant!

>You didn't have to stop for an old snake like me.

Damn you Papa-N, I swear you are trying to kill me via laughter.

>>19521701
>HONDA WILL SMOKE HIS MUSTANG BECAUSE YOU HAVE A STAGE THREE TARBO AND A FOLGER'S CAN EXHAUST
MY FUCKING SIDES


Karin's head tilts back until it hits the wall and you barely manage to snatch the cup of coffee out of her hands before it spills everywhere.

"Oh." Amber blinks in surprise, "She fainted."

You sigh and set the mug aside.

"Now's your chance! J-j-jam it in!" Amber hisses excitedly, her hair going as crazy as her grin as she leans forward expectantly with a fist pump, "You can do it, Erik! Go for the gold! Make her teen pregnant!"

"Amber..."

"Do it!" The Echidna replies Palpatine style.

"...As thrilled as I am to have you rooting for me, I don't really need you cheering along the sidelines. Moreover, I don't think your daughter could handle that, like, at all."

Amber sighs and backs off, closing her eyes and just nodding that she understands.

[ ] "I appreciate the... Concern. But I've got it handled."

[ ] "Thanks for the support, now never do it again."

[ ] "If you really need to see it, why not just rig up some cameras?"

>>19521724
Unintentionally being the key word here. I don't think we could have gotten a stronger signal of her approval of us boning her daughter.

I just got here, da bears oatz, creatine, its too much for me.

>>19521770
>[ ] "I appreciate the... Concern. But I've got it handled."
Though I must admit the cameras line is tempting.

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>>19521770
[X] "If you really need to see it, why not just rig up some cameras?"
HUEHUEHUE

>[x] "If you really need to see it, why not just rig up some cameras?"

You know we have no choice but to do this do you, Papa-N?

[x] "If you really need to see it, why not just rig up some cameras?"

[x] "I appreciate the... Concern. But I've got it handled."

[ ] "If you really need to see it, why not just rig up some cameras?"
BR?

>>19521770
Id vote for this
>[ ] "I appreciate the... Concern. But I've got it handled."

But the HUE
>[ ] "If you really need to see it, why not just rig up some cameras?"

>implying there arent already HD cams hidden all over the place

>>19521770
We may be able to convince her it was a dream.
[ ] "If you really need to see it, why not just rig up some cameras?"

[ ] "If you really need to see it, why not just rig up some cameras?"

Yup.

>>19521831

A mother got to make sure you are doing it right after all.

Can't have her thinking she can be pregnant from her mouth can we?

>>19521770
>[ ] "If you really need to see it, why not just rig up some cameras?"

Why not?
Great video to show the grand kids.

Reminds me of the Bromont thread where Roy takes the Dullahan chick to a movie and realizes it's probably the film where his yuki-onna girlfriend was conceived.

So CAMERAS ARE GO.

>>19521846
>Can't have her thinking she can be pregnant from her mouth can we?

For some reason I Alice' second mouth during that end in MSQ

>>19521880
HNNNG-! What did you just sa-, HNNNG!!!

"Besides, if you really need to watch, why not just rig up some hidden cameras or something? I'm sure there have got to be plenty around here you could use.... I mean, I guess if you feel the need to watch?"

Amber regards your offering for a moment, before nodding solemnly.

"I should do what's best for my daughter, make sure you aren't just trying to get her mouth or ass pregnant..."

"AMBER!"

"That said, it's not really something I want to see that badly. Really I just want it to happen already." She folds her arms and nods yet again.

"..."

"So I might rig up a few cameras, maybe. Just in case I see something I need to correct..."

"...You don't really want her getting preggers, do you?"

"Well..." Amber thinks for a few moments, "I think every mother kinda wants grandkids once their kids are old enough, but you're both still young... You don't have to knock her up right away, I suppose... But don't make me wait until I'm really old..."

"This entire conversation feels entirely wrong." You interrupt.

"IT IS ENTIRELY WRONG!" Karin yells.

[ ] "If you really need to see it, why not just rig up some cameras?"
Oh god my sides

>>19521880
Possibly one of the greatest BS moments of all time.

>>19521915
http://bizarreslimeart.tumblr.com/
Go read them, start with "Original Gangsta: Roy Rondo"
Might take you a few days to get through them all, but that won't matter, you won't be able to stop yourself.

>"IT IS ENTIRELY WRONG!" Karin yells.

We are golden.

Oh Papa-N I love your work.

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>>19521962
So OG:RR and then New Hotness?

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>>19521950
For a second I read that as "ass to mouth pregnant." I wut pretty hard.

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>>19521950

>>19521962
Pretty sure 19521915 was reacting to the memory of that chapter, because it is adorable. So adorable. Come to think of it, does Bromont ever come to /tg/? I want to to congratulate him on writing something so perfect.

>>19521994
OG is where Bromont developed the setting; it's very silly at the start but tends to serious later. Mostly. It's also a bit... rougher? For lack of a better word.

>Just in case I see something I need to correct..."

Can we have... an alternative time line where we do something wrong deliberately during sex so we can summon Amber?

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>>19522054
So the answer is "yes"?

"Out! Out! GET! OUT!" Karin hounds her mother, shoving her along through the doorframe.

"Ok I get it, geeze!" Amber relents, finally slithering through and stopping to pout, her hair cobras hissing from the disturbance.

Karin is just about to close the door when her mom cuts in again.

"I forgot to mention, Jimbo and I have to take a drive a few hours west to get some stuff to fix up his death blimp, so we won't be gone tonight. Would you mind staying overnight, Erik? It wouldn't be proper to leave a girl here all alone."

"WHAT?!" Karin snaps, "Proper? You two leave me here alone like, all the time! What are you talking about, "proper", that's bullshit!"

That shocks you slightly, Karin doesn't usually curse.

"Ah! Assaulting your poor old mother like that when she's just worried about your well being..." Amber says as she dramatically places her arm to her head as though really distressed.

"I don't mind spending the night..."

"See! It's for your own safety, Karin!" Amber pounces at the opportunity.

"Fine! Whatever! I don't even care at this point, just get out of my room!" Karin is now forcibly trying to close the door on her mother, which isn't working.

"Oh and Erik, here..." Amber reaches into a pocket and pulls out something small which she hands to you, "Be safe."

You take it without thinking it through, and you aren't exactly shocked when you open your hand and see the condom.

"...There's a staple through it..."

"Erik! You weren't supposed to tell HER that!" Amber jerks her head toward Karin as though her daughter was too far away to hear everything.

"OUUUUTTTTT!!!!!" Karin pulls back and slams full force into the door, finally closing it, before collapsing against the wood and sinking down to the floor.

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>>19521994
Yep.

>>19522054
He does come here, even did a FSN quest thread. He actually left his trip on in one of the earlier GenerationA threads and we all had a great time chatting with him.

Troll moms are truly the best moms.

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>"...There's a staple through it..."

>>19522054
He is summoned by monstergirls, but he doesn't usually keep his trip on.

He could already be posting in this thread. I know he has turned up to Generation A before and accidentily left his trip on.

Now you are trying to imagine what Amber is like during sex with the minatour.