>>19566127
[X]Show proper identification, state name and purpose.

Do this while staring right into his eyes. Thousand yard stare, complete monotone. Light up two cigarettes.

>[X]Show proper identification, state name and purpose.
Guy's annoying, but getting into fight with him now would mean you'll have to kill them all. They might still be useful for your mission.

Also - ask him why there are no guards at the entrance. WTF are these guys thinking? Early alert is crucial in dealing with intruders. At least when we are talking humans vs humans.

>>19566175

This, this, this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb092WwMMaU&feature=related

>>19566175

You look up at him, past the mirror-like surface of his obviously expensive shades, and manage to pin him with a glare that makes him stop in his tracks. Without breaking eye contact, you hand him a copy of Kyuubey's contract with the idol, Minase Iori - the document directly identifying you as her temporary personal bodyguard, your own smirking photo at the very top of the paper.

You give the armed gorilla the name that you remember, but just to play things safe, you add "Murderface" as an alias. At the same time, you nonchalantly stick two cigarettes between your lips and light them in the same sharp movement.

Despite the large No Smoking sign behind him, the guard looks over your papers carefully and nods, stepping slightly back. "Everything seems to be in order. My apologies, Miss Matsuda. As you can see, we're on high alert at the moment. We're taking the threat on Miss Minase's life very seriously."

Seriously, he says. A bum with a hard-on for idol pussy could have snuck in here.

[]Tell him about the lack of security in the lobby, and advise him politely on how it should be secured.
[]Push past him. You have an idol to visit and tie down to the bed, just so she doesn't get any bright ideas of sneaking away and getting herself killed. You don't talk to the help.

>>19566279
[X]Tell him about the lack of security in the lobby, and advise him politely on how it should be secured.

We may be crazy, amnesiac, violent, alcoholic, and a chainsmoker, but we're a professional. We inform him of every single hole in his security, in a polite monotone.

Then we see the idol.

>>19566279
>[X]Tell him about the lack of security in the lobby, and advise him politely on how it should be secured.
Well, your definition of "politely" might not exactly match what people usually use that word for, but that's their problem not your.

>>19566279
>[X]Tell him about the lack of security in the lobby, and advise him politely on how it should be secured.

Insult him a bit: "if you really were on 'high alert', you'd have already done this."

[X]Tell him about the lack of security in the lobby, and advise him politely on how it should be secured.

Or...at least what passes for "polite" for a jaded, chain-smoking, alcoholic magical girl.

>>19566279
[x]Tell him about the lack of security in the lobby, and advise him politely on how it should be secured.

All in the same disinterested monotone, casually mention how many security holes there are and how many of the guards are going to die because of it.

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>>19566344

You take a moment to savor the freshly-lit cigarettes before replying around them, all while giving the head gorilla the usual look you give future gunshot victims. You tell him, in no uncertain terms, that if they were taking it seriously, then they'd have locked up the place tighter than a virgin idol's second input hole. The rest of the armed suits visibly bristle at this comment, as do the one you're talking to, but to his credit, he doesn't automatically break your jaw like you were expecting him to.

"That was what we thought about when we got here, but that kind of security attracts attention, and no doubt those after Miss Minase would be looking out for such a hotel. We thought it would be better to simply focus our efforts here, right at the only entrance to the penthouse. If they try anything, we'll be there to stop them." The guard nods. "And Miss Minase can count on us for that."

Idiots. Where do they get these types from?

[]Insist on the security detail. Use force if you have to.
[]Merely shake your head, sigh, and ask to be let by to personally talk to Minase Iori.

>>19566429
[X] Insist on the security detail. Use force if you have to.

If we do use force only break a finger or something, first tell him that we have done more security than he ever will, if he wants to live and to keep his client safe he will listen to us. Start listing off ways you could easily get through his detail and methods of preventing that angle of attack.

>>19566429
>jimmiesrustlinggently.png
Nice.

>[X]Merely shake your head, sigh, and ask to be let by to personally talk to Minase Iori.

Screw trying to deal with this moron, we're not drunk enough for that. Just go find the idol-bitch and keep and eye on her for when the rapists inevitably evade these apes.

>>19566429
Insist on security detail. If ignored, give a resigned shrug and meet with the client.

>>19566429
[x]Insist on the security detail. Use force if you have to.
And they only secured the most obvious avenues of attack, and have completely ignored the windows and other floors where an attack could be staged from.
These otaku have shown that they are quite capable, far more than the pathetic excuse for security was that got that other idol raped.

>>19566436
>[X] Insist on the security detail. Use force if you have to.
>
>If we do use force only break a finger or something, first tell him that we have done more security than he ever will, if he wants to live and to keep his client safe he will listen to us. Start listing off ways you could easily get through his detail and methods of preventing that angle of attack.

the job needs to be done well, above all else
CAPTCHA: uesterrn action
no captcha, it's a noir setting, not uesterrn action, if it was, there would be more cowboys

>>19566467
i thought this was that other idol

>>19566479
No, we're guarding Iori.
Yayoi was the other idol that got locked into a room with the otaku and raped while the security stood outside with no idea what was going on.

>>19566429
[X] Merely shake your head, sigh, and ask to be let by to personally talk to Minase Iori.

The otaku will probably find a way past any initial security. Let these morons screw it up while we stay close by Miss Minase.

They'll be surprised when they sneak in thinking Minase is alone and defenseless and find they have a hard-drinking magical girl to deal with.

>>19566447
Seconded. We should be right with a bedside watch.

>>19566467

There's really no way around it. You don't like doing this - well, you actually DO - but you don't relish it. Lives are at stake, after all, and if these idiots mess up, it's no doubt that they'll be the ones paying for it - as well as their boss.

You reach up slowly as the gorilla in front of you continues to drone on about their security contingencies - he seems to be caught up in his detailing of what they'd do in case anything happened that he misses you taking hold of his tie. You cinch your fingers around the silky velvet and tug back. He gives off a choked grunt, his face turning completely red, as he tips forward, off-balance, both hands flying out to steady himself.

You grab one arm and let him step past you as you shift aside. Twisting the man's meaty arm behind him and slamming him, face first, into the elevator doors behind you.

You plainly ignore the sound of twenty firearms having their safeties disengaged and aimed at you from behind as you calmly reiterate your request. You don't mean to disparage his team, of course, but you have to insist. Their boss hired you for a reason, after all, and you're simply here to do the job you're paid for. You enumerate the many ways you yourself could have infiltrated the building and the penthouse - and you don't skimp on the details on what you might have done with their bodies and Iori's if YOU were the one behind all this.

>>19566620

You punctuate each possible scenario with a friendly twist of his arm, making him twitch with every one.

"A-alright. Alright, Miss Matsuda!" The guard groans. "I'll...I'll call in another team. We'll cover all the floors, especially the entrance. Rotating patrols, armed with deadly force. J-just don't break my arm, please."

[]Break his arm anyway. It's the principle of the thing. Then visit Iori.
[]Let him up without any further incident, and ask to be led to Iori's penthouse suite. You've had enough of these goons.
[]Stub one of your cigarettes on his face.

>>19566625
>
>[]Let him up without any further incident, and ask to be led to Iori's penthouse suite. You've had enough of these goons.

I think we've made our point

>>19566625
Stub a cigarette on his jacket. Then talk to Iori.

>>19566625

[X]Let him up without any further incident, and ask to be led to Iori's penthouse suite. You've had enough of these goons.

I think we've made our point. We're not drunk enough to further educate these amateurs. Time to see Miss Iori and set up a bedside watch as >>19566617 suggests.

>>19566625
[X]Let him up without any further incident, and ask to be led to Iori's penthouse suite. You've had enough of these goons.

Give him a cigarette, light it, and pat him on the head like a retarded puppy.

Then get to Iori.

>>19566658
Do magical girls need to sleep?

>>19566625
>{X}Stub one of your cigarettes on his face.

Seriously, fuck this incompetent loser. Show him how little we think of him and then go find the idol bitch to guard her.

[x]Let him up without any further incident, and ask to be led to Iori's penthouse suite. You've had enough of these goons.

There is really no point in antagonizing them any further.

>>19566674

magical girls can't die from anything other then the soul gem being destroyed

that being said, iirc, insomnia, hunger etc. will all still affect us negatively

>>19566674

I'm not sure. Chiaki seems to go for the "drunken stupor" than for standard sleep. Although a 20-min cat nap every so often to stay sharp probably wouldn't hurt.

>>19566661
Add to this, "There we go! That's the spirit! Now, I look forward to working with you all!"

>>19566625
[x]Let him up without any further incident, and ask to be led to Iori's penthouse suite. You've had enough of these goons.
Deckard wouldn't do either of the others, so I don't think we should either. Besides, we've got a principal to protect.

Maybe we should get one of the guards to go to a hardware store to pick up some hammers, pliers, a handheld blowtorch, duct tape, box cutter, and some steel wire.
Oh, and a power drill.

>>19566762

>Deckard

I'm very pleased to see that I'm not the only one who thinks of Chiaki as a female Blade Runner with magical powers.

>>19566625
Let him go.
We have an otaku with possible magic powers to get ready to torture

>>19566743
>>19566661

You let go of his arm and grab a fistful of his jacket instead, pulling him from his faceplant on the elevator doors and back onto his feet.

You pull a cigarette from your rapidly-dwindling box of smokes, stick it it between his lips, and light it with one of your own. Patting him on the head as you do so.

You force your lips into what you remember as a smile, and speak a few encouraging words at him, much for his and his team's benefit. You'd just humiliated their leader by manhandling him while being a skinny, frail-looking young girl - what's a couple more stabs to the ego?

He seems to be completely stunned at this, the lit cigarette barely hanging onto his lower lip, before you finally push past him and make your way to Iori's suite. Blatantly ignoring the stony glares from the gorillas lining the corridor.

You're not exactly confident with Iori's chances with them, but at least they could say that they tried. If anything, the full-building lockout should delay the worst case scenario.

You stand in front of Iori's suite door. It being night time, there's a potential for a surprise event.

How do you make your entrance?

>>19566855
Knock knock stupid idol protection agency

>>19566855

*Knock-knock* "Mutant Cat Protection Agency....your extra security is here, Miss Iori." Flippant yet cool and professional is the order of the day.

>>19566855
Knock on the door.
"I'm here from the stupid freak cat."

Enter the room in 10 seconds regardless of the answer. Be ready to kill someone.
We don't know if the room has been compromised already or not.

>>19566943

I like your "Enter in 10 sec regardless of the answer". Adding to my response of >>19566892

Be ready for anything.

Make a swift entrance no knocking or warning.
Considering the lackluster security and the story with Yayoi we should mentally prepare ourselves for the worst and react quickly with the element of suprise on our side.

>>19566892
>>19566943

You lift up your right arm - the one with the shield clamped tightly onto it - and you rap your knuckles smartly on the polished wood, introducing yourself plainly as the extra security sent in by the stupid freak cat. You wonder if Kyuubey actually had a name for his little agency. Maybe you'll ask Mami when you call her again, later.

". . ."

Approximately ten seconds has passed since you knocked. You turn to one of the gorillas nearest you, and he merely shrugs. Sheer incompetence, you think, as you turn back to the door. Pressing your ear against it.

There's a faint noise coming from behind the door itself. A continued rustling, maybe the static of a TV, maybe something else. You can't tell.

Shit, is the suite already compromised? Is this another repeat of what happened in Mami's flat?

Taking a deep breath, you take hold of the elaborate brass door handle and give it a twist, before shoving it forward and bursting right into the room. Your hand straying to your shield, ready to slam it into position and have it dispense the firearm of the day, just in case it's needed NOW.

It's...well. The room is nice. Soft, warm. Costs a lot of money. Smells really nice, too. Like a faint hint of lavender and sandalwood. And fresh soap. The expensive kind.

After a few moments, it's only then that you realize that the smell is coming from the idol standing across the room from you, right at the entrance to the suite's bathroom, her entire form naked except for a towel. She seems like she'd just finished showering for the night. The noise you heard must've been running water.

She looks at you with an icy expression, carefully blank despite the obvious compromising position you've caught her in.

"Guards," she calls out, probably to the gorillas outside. "Take this pungent little urchin out of my suite and out into the street. What kinds of guards are you, that you can't even stop the riffraff from coming into my very own room?!"

Yep. This was going to be a cakewalk, alright. God dammit, Kyuubey.

[]Introduce yourself again. Politely, as always. State what you're there for and what's the current situation, and what you're about to do.
[]Stand there, puffing stubbornly at your cigarettes, and wait for one of the gorillas to introduce you to the client. You don't have to keep repeating yourself.
[]Shut her up, tie her down, raid the wine cabinet and wait for sunrise.

>>19567178

False alarm. It's cool though; at least the client is safe.

[X] Introduce yourself again. Politely, as always. State what you're there for and what's the current situation, and what you're about to do.

We're not about to wait for these grabasstic apes she hired as security to explain things.

"I'm the extra security sent by the stupid mutant cat, Miss Iori." Tell her about the additional security measures we ordered the apes to implement while Chiaki does a bedside watch.

On another note, a quick shower probably wouldn't hurt us any...no telling when our last shower was.

[x]Stand there, puffing stubbornly at your cigarettes, and wait for one of the gorillas to introduce you to the client. You don't have to keep repeating yourself.

and raid the wine cabinet afterwards, this is going to be a long night with little mis princess.

>>19567260
[X] Introduce yourself again. Politely, as always. State what you're there for and what's the current situation, and what you're about to do.
"I /am/ the brute squad."

>>19567178
Walk inside, Close the door and introduce yourself again
Then if she refuses to stay out tie her to the bed and raid the wine cabinet

>>19567178
[x]Introduce yourself again. Politely, as always. State what you're there for and what's the current situation, and what you're about to do.
Also, explain in excruciating detail that it is her own incompetence that is going to get her raped and her career ruined, just like Miss Yayoi.
Politely inform the principal that we can quite easily and efficiently kill the entire guard detail and her, and that she should smarten up a little if she wants to stay alive.
After all, we're not being paid to protect her while she's in America, and there's nothing stopping the rapists from biding their time and waiting to ambush her there.

"Polite introduction."
>I'm your real security. Dickbutt sent me.

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>>19567317
>>19567286

You hear the guards outside seemingly rushing forward in an attempt to be the first to get into the room and explain the situation to a half-naked sixteen year old idol - and you thwart that attempt by kicking the teak door shut with the heel of your boot, the heavy portal slamming closed with an ominous metal click.

You then take the moment of brief silence to introduce yourself to the principal. You're Chiaki Matsuda, one of QB's...security specialists. You try to avoid any instance of 'magical girls' in your introduction, as you remember that it's still a bit of a kayfabe term. You tell her about the security measures you've already taken and those you plan on undertaking. Most of this seems to go over the idol's head completely, but her expression seems to smoothen at the mention of your boss.

"Ah, so you're one of QB-san's agents? That changes things, then." She steps forward, bringing that intoxicating cloud of scent with her, and you see her looking you up and down. "You're shorter than I thought, but I suppose you look capable enough." She reaches forward and plucks your cigarettes from your lips with one hand, before taking your right hand with her other and stubbing the smokes out on your shield.

"I will not tolerate smoking in my presence. I'm thankful for QB-san's concern for my safety, but anyone under my employ must follow a set of rules. Including you, Matsuda-san." It's then that she sniffs, her nose screwing up. "Since...since when did you last bathe? You smell like a bar." She steps back, hands gingerly letting yours go,
and gestures towards the bathroom she just left. "Please. If not for your hygiene, then for my sake. Use the complimentary toiletries, don't touch any of mine."

. . .Unbelievable. You haven't been treated like this since...well, since six hours ago, by Sayaka nonetheless. You'd think you'd already gotten used to it, but it still sorta stings.

What do you do?

[]Agree grudgingly and take the shower.
[]Decline, say you're not here to make her comfortable, but to guard her from rapists.

>>19567436
>Decline
It's disgusting, but there are more important things to worry about.
Unless we can keep an eye on her from the bath, in which case, >Accept

>>19567436
[x]Decline, say you're not here to make her comfortable, but to guard her from rapists.
She can go and get herself raped and tortured when she's in America, and no longer our problem.
But as long as she's here, she's OUR problem, and keeping her safe is more important than her delicate sensibilities.
Or would she rather end up like Miss Yayoi, half-insane with her career in tatters.

>>19567460

Seconding this. The less time we are away from the client, the better.

>>19567436
"Unless you're going to dress me up like a china doll or i doing my guarding in my birthday suit, the smell will come back when i dress.

Neither of those things is going to happen, so let's just skip the pleasantries."

Pray that the shield doesn't start spitting out clean outfits and ruin the grimy hardboiledness.

>>19567460
thirding this.

>>19567436
>>19567460
Might as well add support
We won't let her out of our sight until this job is over and we can go get happily drunk again

[x] Take the shower.
And make her be with us in it.

I'm fully aware how I made that sound, and I'm going to offer the 'security reasons' and 'can't let her out of my sight' as my excuses.

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>>19567501
>>19567465
>>19567460

You respectfully decline the offer, stating your reasons curtly and clearly. You apologize for, as she said, "smelling like a bar", but your top priority here is her continued safety, not her comfort, and if she's offended about a little alcohol breath, then it was well out of your hands.

"...At the very least, brush your teeth," Iori insists, seemingly adamant to prove that she can order you around. "This is not about my comfort, this is about you taking care of yourself! Just how long have you been drinking today, anyway?!"

This was going to end up a screaming match, so you agree to it. At least you'll be able to do so with the door open - with the bathroom mirror and sink facing the door, you can easily get a cursory look at the room behind you while you brush. And it's not like you're going to take forever.

You grumble something about uppity idol bitches underneath your breath and step into the steamy, fragrant bathroom, Iori's freshly-bathed scent filling your nostrils. Unwrapping a complimentary toothbrush and slathering complimentary toothpaste onto the bristles, you rinse your mouth out first before starting the brushing process.

Behind you, reflected by the mirror, you see Iori drop her towel on the floor and get dressed for bed, in an outfit girls of her age should probably not be wearing.

You shrug. It's probably an idol thing, you say, as you continue brushing your teeth.

Yep. Easiest job in the whole world.

[]Hum a song while you're brushing. Keeping an eye on Iori all the while.
[]Look around the bathroom and see if there's anything of note.

>>19567699
Quickly look around
Don't take our eyes off her for too long but make sure there are no ways in from here

>>19567699
[x]Look around the bathroom and see if there's anything of note.
Don't take too long, though, and quickly switch back to watching Iori. Knowing QB, there's probably going to be some magic involved with these otaku.

>>19567699
[x] Keep an eye on Iori
Nobody noticed we broke one of the rules of bodyguards: confirm if our VIP really IS our VIP. We're not being paranoid enough.

>>19567699
Hum a song, and keep an eye in the Idol.

>>19567725

Seconded.

[X]Look around the bathroom and see if there's anything of note.

We haven't canvassed the suite yet. Deckard would so we should as well. But don't take our eyes off the client for too long; stay alert for trouble.

trespasses rchaor. No, stupid captcha, we were hired for this job.

>>19567755
Nah, rchaor is who will be trespassing.

>>19567750
We are dealing with an idol being targeted by rapists

I dare say we are safe on the matter of our VIP being our VIP

Now if we had someone trying to kill or extort her then we would be checking if she was our idol because that is when you go to the trouble of checking ID etc but swapping the target with a double doesn't fit the MO of our rapists given their previous target

[x]look around the bathroom, see if there's anything of a note

Maybe she's also hiding some booze too

>>19567797
I'm hoping we get a few of the rapists alive. We need interrogation subjects.
Maybe we should try for a new nickname besides Murderface, like 'The Dentist' or 'The Carpenter'.

>>19567797
Really clever rapists. The kind of rapists that make plans, as in, the really dangerous ones.
Still, we should really check the place, and never turn our back on 'Iori', just in case.

>>19567797
I now imagine 35 years olds gross and overweight neckbeards trying to trick us by dessing up as an idol.

We really should check if that's not the case here, you know.

>>19567818
Why bother? They will only hear if a few moments before dying anyway

We will make our actions speak louder than words and our legend be in that a booze smelling grimy magical girl can come end you painfully if you aren't watching your back

>>19567826

Middle-aged, overweight neckbeards with a grimy-hobo magical-girl fetish?

Now that's a new one to me.

>>19567837
Because we need to know if there's a contingency plan for the rapists attacking Iori at the airport.
Once she's through and on the plane, then she's no longer our problem, but we should be ready for the otaku up to that point.

Also, having a few means that we can dispose of the first one in the most vocal manner possible so that the others are more compliant.

>>19567859

Asides the grimy-hobo part, you described one of my "friends" I know.

>>19567699
>
>[]Hum a song while you're brushing. Keeping an eye on Iori all the while.

don't even look away for a second.

>>19567875
What if they are into that too? S&M and all that.

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>>19567745
>>19567725

You hum tunelessly while you continue the delicate task of oral hygiene maintenance and idol voyeurism. After a moment, you decide to glance around the bathroom, which looks like it could easily fit your own apartment. Twice over.

As you look around, there doesn't seem to be any glaring security issues you could see. The vents seem to be securely grilled, the windows small and barred. The only thing you can note here is that Iori doesn't seem to be the neatest of people, with her used panties just lying there, a couple of feet away, on the marble floor. It's frilly, black and expensive.

You glance quickly back at Iori - she seems to be brushing her hair. All good so far.

What do you do?

[]Pick up panties, stash in inventory. You can get a LOT of painkillers for this one.
[]Finish up brushing teeth and go check the suite for anything the otakus might use as a secondary point of entry.

>>19567913

>[]Finish up brushing teeth and go check the suite for anything the otakus might use as a secondary point of entry.

PROFESSIONALISM

>>19567913
[x]Finish up brushing teeth and go check the suite for anything the otakus might use as a secondary point of entry.

We are PROFESSIONAL. We may not be clean, or nice, or even sane, but we are not going to sell a client's panties on the internet.

>>19567913
>[]Pick up panties, stash in inventory. You can get a LOT of painkillers for this one.
>[]Finish up brushing teeth and go check the suite for anything the otakus might use as a secondary point of entry.
Well, why not both?

>>19567913
>[]Finish up brushing teeth and go check the suite for anything the otakus might use as a secondary point of entry.
Were here to stop fat bastard rapists, not encurage the fuckers

>>19567931
BECAUSE PROFESSIONAL

>>19567931

I second this. We're not paid nearly enough to skip an occasion to score an extra on the side.

Might I add on the side OP, if theses images are yours, I love your drawing style.

>>19567913

[X] Finish up brushing teeth and go check the suite for anything the otakus might use as a secondary point of entry.

We may be a grimy, smelly bag-lady of a magical girl but we ARE a professional. As tempting as it might be to put the client's used panties on eBay for pill money, it would be bad for business.

OOC: I just thought up a new codename Chiaki can use: the "Cat-Lady".

Reasons:
1) Kyuubey looks like a cat, albeit a mutant one.
2) the Cat-Lady is an old, grimy spinster who lives alone in her old house with 50+ cats and lives on a diet of canned tuna and cake frosting. Every town has at least one.

I think it fits Chiaki pretty well.

>>19567913
[x]Finish up brushing teeth and go check the suite for anything the otakus might use as a secondary point of entry.
We are a professional Blade Magi.
We do our job, like Deckard would.

>>19567913
[x] Panties

>>19567931

If we're dealing with frighteningly focused and/or competent Otakus, the unmentionables may serve as bait if we need a distraction later on. But since our idol is a slob, I doubt that they're going anywhere. Keep monitoring stuff right now.

Is there any way we can get a line out to the suits outside? I doubt that we're their most favorite person in the world right now, but it never hurts to have an extra set of eyes and ears.

>>19567913
Fuck it store the panties, she probably has a hundred pair and we could use pill money

Then go for a walk about and see what the layout is like

>>19567931
This. Really no reason to not do both.

Why would we need painkillers? We can heal ourselves with magic, and if shit really hits the fan, disconnect the pain receptors at the cost of increased SAN checks.

On second thought, we probably don't need those extra SAN checks.

>>19568061
Painkiller addiction. duh

>>19568061
It isn't we need the pills but we need them
It is more towards getting ourselves messed up enough to not care and make everything go away instead of feeling actual pain

>>19568061
Because we are drug addict booze drinking hardass magical girl

>>19567913
>[x]Finish up brushing teeth and go check the suite for anything the otakus might use as a secondary point of entry.
Make comment about panties when you get out of bathroom. Pretty sure the girl's reaction will be worth it.

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>>19567913

You blink at glance at yourself in the mirror, before laughing slightly. Have you really sunk so low that you were actually considering it? No, no, of course not. You may have lost your own self-respect down the line, but it's back. It's back now, and you're going to be a complete and utter professional about this sort of thing. You're not selling your client's panties on the Internet.

Giving your mouth a final rinse, you finish brushing, and a cursory inspection reveals that you've done an alright job. Rinsing the brush, you place it down on the sink, and then you step out of the bathroom and back into the suite proper. You ignore Iori sitting primly in her nightgown in front of the dresser, brushing her hair out, and proceed with the canvassing.

There's obvious tension in the room between the both of you, but it's just you being generally annoyed at being sober in this time of the day. On Iori's part, however, you can't help but notice that she seems to be wanting to ask something, but can't find the way to ask it properly.

You leave it at this. You're not here to make the principal comfortable, like you said. You're here to make sure they don't end up on a porn site.

"This...this is about what happened to Yayoi-san, is it?" It's the first words you hear from the idol that doesn't sound like she's talking from high up on a goddamn throne. "They think it's going to happen to me too?"

You glare at the windows. Possible security risk, but they seem to have deadbolts, and they're bulletproof. They also keep the air conditioning in.

[] Answer honestly. Don't sugarcoat it.
[] Try to reassure her. She's not getting raped, not on your watch.

>>19568100
Answer her honestly but say that's why we were called in
And if they try anything then everyone will see why you don't try this shit

If we get her to understand we are here to protect her then we may not have to tie her to the bed

>>19568100
[x] Honestly.
We're PROFESSIONAL.

>>19568100
>[X] Answer honestly. Don't sugarcoat it.

Not our job to hold her hand, and life isn't all sunshine and roses.

>>19568100
[] Answer honestly. Don't sugarcoat it.
[] Try to reassure her. She's not getting raped, not on your watch.

Why not both? Yes, they think that might happen to you, which is why we're here.

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>>19567913
>[x]Pick up panties, stash in inventory. You can get a LOT of painkillers for this one.
>[x]Finish up brushing teeth and go check the suite for anything the otakus might use as a secondary point of entry.

Do both.

Also:
"Hey, Idol-chan, ..did the last girl wear also that kind of undies? If so, I'm not even surprised where all the rape came from. "

".. that reminds me. Try not to use the aromatic kind of shampoo in the future, I remember hearing that sniffing your hair only encourages daddy...heh."

>>19568100
[] Answer honestly. Don't sugarcoat it.

Especially the bit about killing rapists being its own reward

>>19568100
"Yeah. Don't worry about it, though."

>>19568100

[X] Try to reassure her. She's not getting raped, not on your watch.

Deckard would; allaying the client's fears is part of the job. Those neckbeards are not going to get her while Blade Magi draws breath.

>>19568150
Jesus Christ, no need to be a complete creep about it.

>>19568100

[x] Honest answer.

Also, check out those air vents for any tampering. Maybe the closets for secret doors or something.

>>19568100
Reeassure her. After all, we are the magical hobo spawn of /tg/. We've figured out how to get away with murder using pigs, and calculated how many spiders a drow can shove up her vagina to surprise an enemy with spiders when thye least expect it. We are a hivemind of sick fucks and tactical geniuses, how the fuck are we going to lose to a bunch of fat rapists who delude themselves into stalkerdom?

there's a bunch of decent arguments

>>19568150
and then there's this chucklefuck

>[x] reassure

>>19568131

My thoughts exactly

Can't we do both? Say yes it is, but we're here, so no raping going on.

>>19568100
>[x] Try to reassure her. She's not getting raped, not on your watch.
"Yeah, they got away with it once, so they might as well try it again. But then, that's why I'm here, they can _try_ it again, but this time, they won't as much as lay a finger on you."
No point freaking her out.
It might be a good time to pull some piece of weaponry to let her see you are preapared for anything. Can it be done without having to explain the whole magical girl thing?

>>19568100
>[x] Answer honestly. Don't sugarcoat it.

"If it's any comfort to you ... I heard that she started to enjoy it near the end.
At least it's always the case in the stuff I re-... Ah, nevermind."

>>19568214
chucklefuuuuuck

>>19568212
How's it work? "Magic." that's how.

>>19568100
[X] Try to reassure her. She's not getting raped, not on your watch.

>>19568131
Scaring our idol to death is not a very professional move. Who knows what stupid thing she will do if she's pressured enough. I really don't want her to cry, or run away.

>>19568233
Well, the idol doesn't have to know we can into magic.
Thinking of that - there might be some hidden camera in the room, so we won't want to let whoever is watchin know about the aces up your sleeves.

>>19568229

Well. Bitch is annoying and we don't have anything better to do, so we can at least abuse her psychologically.
We could also ask her if the hotel does have pancakes. You like pancakes. They work similiar to your painkillers.

>>19568245
>scaring our idol to death is not a very professional move
Bonding with her isn't either.

>>19568187
Sauce on the spiders/drow thing?

>>19568269
Causing her to panic will only make our job harder.

>>19568269
Idols and magical girls aren't that different from each other, you know. It's different traumas, but traumas nevertheless.
We cope with trauma with painkillers, cigarettes and booze. What if her attitude is her own way to cope?
We do NOT abuse our VIP.

>>19568269
We are not here to have fun, we are here to get sob done. And the job will certainly be easier when client doesn't freakk out.

Seconding the pancakes idea. Never too late for late dinner.

>>19568284
What would give us a good reason to knock her out cold for the duration of our assigment. That way we could protect her, be sure that she doesn't do anything stupid and, most importantly, don't get annoyed by her.

>>19568269

Pancakes are also a great idea.

>>19568283
Its in the archives. I wasnt there for it, but the fa/tg/uys of yesterday where literally asked how many spiders would fit in a drow's vagina pretty much for the purpose i stated above. Search drow in the suptg archives if you really want to see a first hand example of /tg/ in a nutshell.

>>19568100
[x] Try to reassure her. She's not getting raped, not on your watch.

Also, pancakes are a horrible idea.
Remember how the freaks got into the principal's suite last time?

>>19568336
>Remember how the freaks got into the principal's suite last time?
Was that from the last thread? I don't remember that there.

>>19568271

We're not bonding with her; just assuring her that we will do what we're getting paid to do: protect her.

>>19568336
>Remember how the freaks got into the principal's suite last time?
That's only because last time Murderface was not around.
If creeps come with pancakes, disguised as hotel staff or anything, all the better, we can deal with them outright. And get the pancakes.

You're never really one for security detail. If you remember correctly, that's Sayaka's expertise - she may be a totally prickly bitch to you, but to her principals, they can't seem to praise her enough, especially when the principal in question is a little kid that needed protecting. You had asked QB about this, and he mentioned something about Sayaka trying to emulate Mami when dealing with clients. Something about being maternal, he had said, or being a big sister.

You're not Sayaka, you're not Mami. You are not in your element.

But as you hear Iori's confident voice tremble slightly now that the reality seems to have settled in with your presence, you can't help but understand them a little bit.

>>19568271
This isn't bonding with her
There is a line between professional care and bonding. We aren't stepping over it yet

The types of bodyguards that are monkeys in suits? They are cheap bad ones. A good bodyguard is someone the employer trusts and knows is looking out for them to the best of their ability

>>19568365
Lets not mention getting paid. That just adds the worry of us being bought out

>>19568361
Yes, it was in the last thread.
Specifically, they dressed up as hotel staff and got through security.

How do you know they haven't already compromised hotel staff security, and are waiting for a room service call for food that they can contaminate?

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>>19568214

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In any other event, you would have been brutally honest and not at all that optimistic about the chances of her surviving this, but instead you try your best to reassure her. Yes, her security and QB do think that there might be a risk, but it's a negligible one at best, and your presence is simply to make sure she was safe until she on the plane to America. She shouldn't think about getting raped - or being touched - by those otaku at all, because that will never happen on your watch.

You do this without looking at her, instead opening closets, looking underneath the massive bed, checking out the suite for any hidden passages, trapdoors or such. None so far.

The only other point of entry would be the skyroof, but it's too high up that it's a complete moot point.

As you look back at her, you see that it's worked, albeit slightly. She seems calmer than before, and is looking at you directly. At least she's not crying or anything.

"I...I see." Iori says after a moment. "I...suppose I shouldn't think about it too much. Everyone seems to be doing the worrying for me, so I won't let that go to waste. Thank you, Matsuda-san."

[]Shake your head, and ask if you could get a bottle from the wine cabinet. You're pretty thirsty, and a drink would be nice right about now.
[]Ask about Yayoi. She seems bothered about it...

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>>19568336
It's all part of the plan.

Holy fuck, do you really think that we would eat the pancakes before getting the guy who brought them in to food-sample them?
Of course while pointing a semi-automatic at him, just to encourage him.

We're a Mahou Shoujo, Mahou Shoujo's dont do half-assed stuff.

>>19568371
And how can you be sure that the pancakes will be safe to eat?

>>19568389
Ask about Yayoi
The more we can both gather intel and reassure her the better and drinking on the job is unprofessional

>>19568389
[]Ask about Yayoi. She seems bothered about it...

Moar intel is good, drinking on the job is bad. We can get piss-drunk after the job.

>>19568392
>Holy fuck, do you really think that we would eat the pancakes before getting the guy who brought them in to food-sample them?
With some of the chucklefucks here?
Yes.

>>19568389
>[X]Shake your head, and ask if you could get a bottle from the wine cabinet. You're pretty thirsty, and a drink would be nice right about now.

If this goes to shit, at least we'll have the buzz to kill the guilt.

>>19568389
>[x]Ask about Yayoi. She seems bothered about it...

If it would be only us at the witch, we could drink until we can barely stand and still kick it's ass. But when we're supposed to protect someone drinking seems likea bad idea. Even Murderface would know that.

And Pancakes for the Pancake-god.

>>19568397
Poison won't have any ill effects on Magic Girl's body, one of cool traits that comes with the job, so even if poisoned, they will just taste odd.

>>19568389
[x]Ask about Yayoi. She seems bothered about it...

We shouldn't be drinking while on the job.
And don't underestimate the otaku; be wary of the windows and skylight.

>>19568389

[X] Ask about Yayoi. She seems bothered about it...

More information is always helpful to magical-hobo girls in our line of work.

Note: after this job's done, a shower sounds pretty good. Can't be stealthy if our quarry can smell us coming.

>>19568389
>
>[]Shake your head, and ask if you could get a bottle from the wine cabinet. You're pretty thirsty, and a drink would be nice right about now.

>>19568455
>Note: after this job's done, a shower sounds pretty good. Can't be stealthy if our quarry can smell us coming.
Technically speaking, we could shower here already, the only problem is we have to keep an eye on her all the time, so she'd have to shower with us.

>>19568389
>[X]Shake your head, and ask if you could get a bottle from the wine cabinet. You're pretty thirsty, and a drink would be nice right about now.
>[X]Ask about Yayoi. She seems bothered about it...

We need a little booze, not too much, but coping with this idol will be easier with a little alcohol in our blood.

Ask about Yayoi, because we need informations.

>>19568505
...could we manage it?

>>19568389
>[x] Ask about Yayoi. She seems bothered about it...
The more you know...

>>19568389
Ask. Also, we stay sober for this.

We should also probably keep an eye on that skylight.

>>19568505
We would need to take of the shield. Bad idea.

>>19568513
>We need a little booze, not too much, but coping with this idol will be easier with a little alcohol in our blood.

Bad Idea #2

>>19568526
look to your left, now to your right.
one of you would choose the option to be one of the rapists,

how about we not have that be an option.

>>19568526
The real question is if we could manage it without /tg/ hivemind instantly trying to derail it into some yuri action.

>>19568562
It already is.

>>19568389
Neither option looks good. Asking her about Yayoi would depress her and drinking on the job is unprofessional.

>>19568547
Well we probably could shower with our shield on and just desummon and resummon our clothes to get fresh ones but then we are all clean and not grimy and booze smelling which takes time to accumulate properly

Do not eat or drink anything from the hotel or offered to us from external sources. At least, not until the job is done. Not even from the suits. Especially not from the suits.

>>19568562
We are playing a version of a character who is pretty much canon hard gay as you get and there is another female character that we don't utterly despise in our presence

Naturally /tg/ goes for the /u/ route

>>19568590
Hell, tell HER this.

>>19568547
>We would need to take of the shield. Bad idea.
Bad idea indeed. But we wouldn't really have to take it off. It should be waterproof enought even with al the cracks on surface.

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>>19568572
>Neither option looks good

Welcome to the happy world of Maduka Meguca.

>>19568449
>Poison won't have any ill effects on Magic Girl's body
Remember Cleopatra? She was a Magical Girl. Cause of Death: Asp.

>>19568577

Nope. Shower AFTER the job. We can be grimy but still somewhat presentable on about 2 showers and change of clothes per week.

>>19568600
In Noir, sleeping with the client never leads to anything but problems.

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>>19568623

>>19568625
She never knew the body trick.

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>>19568644
...You know that you actually stated a reason WHY we should go yuri on her, right?

>>19568644
Oh yeah there is that but I meant that we are basically open for as many /u/ derail attemts as humanly possible because of our background and setup

>>19568600
you raise legitimate points

but now is not the time for that.
we need to be professionals at the moment,
and there are too many chucklefucks in the thread.

captcha is giving me missingno.
i don't know how to respond to this.

>>19568625
poison can mess with us, but it can't kill us.
sayaka was literally torn to shreds in a fight, and not only kept going, but won.

the only reason that the head biting killed mami is because when she transformed, her gem turned into a hair pin

>>19568625
>Remember Cleopatra? She was a Magical Girl. Cause of Death: Soul Gem Corruption.
Asp was there just for the show.

>>19568644
>In Noir, sleeping with the client never leads to anything but problems.
That's exactly why the plan was to do the shower together (and get Deculture to draw the scene *wink wink*), but no more than that...

>>19568686
I never realized that's why Mami died

I thought it was some head is the seat of the soul bullshit

So why don't the girls have their gems somewhere safer I wonder?

>>19568415
>>19568431
>>19568440

You try and distract yourself from just how dry your throat is - and how nice it would be to have some expensive whisky right about now - by continuing this conversation with the client. It'd be unprofessional, after all, if she saw you drinking on the job. She'd already had to try and get you to take a shower, you didn't need to damage your reputation further by stealing her panties or making an utter fool of yourself with alcohol.

You ask her about Yayoi. By the way she said her name, it seems as though they were pretty close. They were from the same studio after all, right?

She looks up at you from her seat in front of the dresser, before turning back to her reflection and nodding. "Y-yes, Yayoi-san, I...we're friends. We started out being idols together. Same line during the auditions, in fact." She seems to smile at the memory. "I was a bit more...irritable, back then. Yayoi-san, on the other hand, was nothing but energy and kindness. She came from a destitute background, but you wouldn't know it just by talking to her, or meeting her face to face. She loved everyone."

It's then that her smile falls, and she looks down. "When that happened to her, she...she changed, Matsuda-san. She's not the Yayoi I knew. I can't hold it against her, of course, this is not her fault at all. But she's..." Iori falters here, and you realize that you've made her cry. "...I can't even recognize my friend anymore. I hate it, Matsuda-san. I hate what they've done to her, and what they've made her become."

>>19568686
Yeah I never said I was going for the /u/ route just that's the reasoning behind it

Personally I think do job then seduce idol

Not only do we get paid then but sleeping with her is easier once the job is done and we saved her

>>19568755
it becomes part of the costume

also if it was off body it could get attacked easier.

You apologize quietly, not really knowing what to do. You are not Mami, you are not Sayaka. You're not good at this touchy-feely stuff.

[]Walk over to her and initiate awkward physical contact.
[]Give her something to blow her nose on.
[]Suck it up. Shit happens. Your friend's alive at least.

>>19568755
Because they need to hold it in their hands to transform.

>>19568774
Yeah just hers being on her head strikes me as a bit strange

But then I guess it is better than the body or other extremities

>>19568782
>[x]Give her something to blow her nose on.
At leat we're trying

>>19568755
If your body is out of range, it goes into coma. The range is very short.

You really don't want your soul gem to be stolen. And the safest place around you to store your soul gem is you.

>>19568782
[X]Give her something to blow her nose on.

Remain detached and supportive.

>>19568782
>[]Walk over to her and initiate awkward physical contact.
Just a hand on the shoulder.

>>19568782
Give her something to blow her nose on
Preferably something not ours
The whole touchy feely thing just doesn't work well for us and I doubt she would appreciate the smell

>>19568782
[x]Give her something to blow her nose on.

>>19568782
Giving her as hanky seems like a good middle ground.

>>19568782
[x] Blow her nose.
Too awkward for contact, not cold enough to tell her to suck it up.

>>19568806
>>19568795
Yeah I just figured storing in their own magically would be better than wearing it

Sort of like the big glowing weak point that screams shoot me

>>19568782
[x]Give her something to blow her nose on.
Same as Deckard trying to comfort the replicant in his apartment.

>>19568782
>[X]Give her something to blow her nose on.

Contact would only make it worse. And besides, we're a bodyguard - not a babysitter.

Just make sure what we hand her isn't reeking of booze or cigarettes, though.

>>19568782
Option two first, then option 1 SLOWLY! Give her a shoulder to cry on, calming her down AND giving us quick access to the tried and true technique of bodygaurding - GRAB THE VIP AND NOOOOOOPE ON OUT OF THERE, YEE-HAW!

>>19568782
[x]Walk over to her and initiate awkward physical contact.
Why yes, I AM a lecherous bastard.

[x]Give her something to blow her nose on.

That seems suitably hardboiled.

>>19568782

[X] Give her something to blow her nose on.

Find a box of Kleenex and give it to her..or a handkerchief if we have one that doesn't smell. Tell her we know firsthand how Fate and this crapsack world can change a person.

>There had to be a time we weren't a jaded, boozing, smoking, pill-popping magical hobo-girl, right?

>>19568755
Mami was on aware of that. QB didn't tell them all the detail, bacuse they didn't ask. And once they were asking (ep 6), Mami was already dead.

>>19568782
>[x]Walk over to her and initiate awkward physical contact.

Try.. uh.. putting your hand on her shoulder. But nothing more than that.

"You could always try to hel her.. Even if it means putting her out of her misery. Or forget her.

Trust me on this, Idol-san, remembering how she was once will only make you feel miserable."

>>19568782

Give her something to blow her nose on. Nothing from the hotel or stuff though; we gotta have a towel or pack of tissues somewhere on us that isn't all grimy and alcohol smelling.

>>19568900
I like this one

>>19568841
The soul gem need, at the same time, immediately at hand for the transformations, protected from harm, and in a very short distance of your body.

That don't leave choice. It must be on you - and not many magical girl have power giving them magical pockets (in fact, only homu in the original series), and I'm pretty sure that magical pockets are out of range for the whole "need to keep soul gem close to me" thing.

>>19568890
I think I must have missed that episode when I watched it because I don't remember it

That or I was too drunk at the time

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>>19568890

>>19568989
It's proper to want this thing to be dead, right?

'Cause I so do.

>Suck it the fuck up

Cowboy the fuck up, bitch. It's going to be killing time soon.

>>19569004
it's abnormal to not want to kill it on sight

>>19568902

I doubt there's anything like that around here, unless... THE PANTIES!

>>19569004
Well from first impressions I agree
From learning what he was like I agree more

So yes?

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>>19568872
>>19568871

The sight of tears, you remember, once struck you hard enough that you yourself would easily be reduced to them. Not that you weren't already a crybaby back then, but seeing someone cry always had that effect on you.

Now, it's different. Markedly. But you do the thing expected of you anyway - you walk over to the lounge table just across the room, pick up the open box of tissues on top of it, and place it on the dresser table in front of the tearful idol. You don't do physical contact, but you're not someone to tell them that they can't cry because it's inconvenient.

"O-oh. Thank...thank you, Matsuda-san." Iori manages to say after a moment, sniffling. "I thought...I thought you were going to just stand there and watch the waterworks. See the idol bawl her eyes out and everything." She blows her nose, delicately, into a wad of tissues. "I wouldn't have held it against you. Idols are curiosities, after all."

You shake your head at this. You tell her that you've seen and heard more horrible things, and you know how the world can suddenly just turn on you like that, no questions asked, no quarter given. People change, and there's no helping it. We just move on the best we can.

Iori wipes at her eyes, before smiling. "...Matsuda-san, I...I apologize for being harsh on you, earlier. I think it's clear now that you really are focused on my safety. I thought you were just like the other guards posted outside. I had to fire three of them already for stealing my panties." She shakes her head. "You really can't find good help these days.

[]Panties. What...what perverts. It's a good thing you fired them, I would have. Out of a cannon.
[]Where's Yayoi now?

>>19569004
>>19569025
>>19569040
http://3-me.net/flashdir/shootqb/

Left button stops time.
Right button restarts.
Note button changes bullet sounds.
Button above that changes shots between single fire, charge and shotgun.

Have fun.

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>>19569004
Pretty much. It was even implied on several occasions in the series that as far as incubators go, Kyubey is pretty much a dick.
And a lazy one at that and that he actually had the option to handle things differently but he just didn't give a single fuck.

>>19569004

Of course. In one of the RPGs I'm currently playing, my character's half-sister is a magical girl. And if that damn thing EVER shows up in the game, I'm killing it with fire...immediately.

>>19569061
>[x]Panties. What...what perverts. It's a good thing you fired them, I would have. Out of a cannon.

>>19569061
>Where's Yayoi now?
Haha oh shit, that's dickish

>[x] Fucking perverts...

>>19569061
I would have... Out of a cannon

Too good an option not to take
And the Yayoi option obviously hurts too much for her to tell us anything worthwhile

>>19569073
What game is that?

>>19569061
>Panties. What...what perverts. It's a good thing you fired them, I would have. Out of a cannon.

How old were those guys? Isn't she 16?

>>19569061
[x]Panties. What...what perverts. It's a good thing you fired them, I would have. Out of a cannon.
It's not even being a pervert that's so disgusting. It's the amateurish and unprofessional conduct, the incompetentence that it displays, that disgusts us.

Both. Say the cannon part jokingly. No need to worry her about what we like to do with cannons - wait the gaurds outside have been stealing her panties? FUUUUUUU- quik, intiate discreet paranoia! - UUUUCK!

>>19569061

[X]Panties? What...what perverts! It's a good thing you fired them. I would have...out of a cannon.

We can ask about Yayoi later after Iori-san has calmed down.

>>19569122
Why are we paranoid now what

>>19569101
SIXTEEN IS LEGAL IN SOME CULTURES DESPITE WHAT FANFIC WRITERS WILL TELL YOU AS THEY SIT ON THEIR THRONE OF LIES

>>19569117
This. No problem with stealing panties to make money. But a little professionalism, please. They are paid.

>>19569071
>as far as incubators go, Kyubey is pretty much a dick.
QB is not a dick, he's The Dick.

>>19569122

Three guards WERE stealing her panties. She fired them.

>>19569127
The people we are protecting her from are OTAKU RAPIST ALPHA LEGIONARES! THEY COULD HAVE INFILTRATED THE SECURITY DETAIL!! But we keep this to ourself right now cause we just calmed client down

>>19569122
Okay, so we can't trust the other guards, they could be compromised.
We can't let down our guard around the windows or the skylight.
We have to watch for gas from the vents.

What else should we watch out for?

>>19569061
>[]Panties. What...what perverts. It's a good thing you fired them, I would have. Out of a cannon.
Though I'll admit asking further about Yayoi is tempting.

>>19569061
>[X]Panties. What...what perverts. It's a good thing you fired them, I would have. Out of a cannon.

Too much serious around here lately.

>>19569141
LEGALITY AND SKEEVYNESS DO NOT NECESSARILY CORRELATE.

>>19569159
Yeah, she fired the three at the time.
But we don't know if the other guards have been compromised.

>>19569141
>mfw local AoC is 15

>Bodyguards be stealing panties.
Bullet avoided.

>>19569163

If the windows can be actually opened.
This shit happens too often in situations like this

http://i.imgur.com/H70U0.png
Do I get a prize

>>19569171
>Too much serious around here lately.
We shot a girl that was being mind-controlled because it was expedient.
We could have saved her, but decided that our desire for pancakes was more important than her life.
Trying to inject humor will only turn it into black humor.

>>19569061
>[x]Panties. What...what perverts. It's a good thing you fired them, I would have. Out of a cannon.

Could it be that the Pervert-Rape-Squad actually already infiltrated the Security?
Never mind that we thought of stealing her panties, we're a girl after all, so thats on a COMPLETLY different level.

Anyway, no Pancakes for us, so at least we should get out something high-caliber and preferably automatic out of our shield, check its status and clean it if needed - we don't want the shit to jam when we need it - and then just sit down on the bed and wait.

After all that feely- and touchy-stuff its about time for another smoke right now.

Have some ambient music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eMMn5_qqng&feature=relmfu

>>19569181
>If the windows can be actually opened.
Considering the amount of artilery we carry in our pocked dimesion disc, even walls could be opened easily.

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>>19569071

You inspired me to create this new reaction image

>>19569163
Id keep an eye on the bathroom. This is going to sound like im high as fuck, but hear me out. What if some of the gaurds were otakus who stole those panties not just to get off on them, but to do some weird attunment thing with them to know where the idol is. Hell maybe even being able to teleport to other pairs of panties she's leaving lying around. And there's something black and lacey laying right on the bathroom floor.

>>19569188
I fail to see the problem

>>19569197
Can't smoke near Iori so that's out, maintining our tools wouldn't be bad but I doubt it would reassure her much so wait until she is asleep then do it

>>19569197
>Could it be that the Pervert-Rape-Squad actually already infiltrated the Security?
I don't think they were from the raping club. They would already do It.

>>19569212
Bulletproof glass. And the frail girl in the room. Not even mentioning the costs of destroying any part of this building

>>19569197
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eMMn5_qqng&feature=relmfu
>Saya no uta OST
>Not using music from the Madoka OST

Stop doing it wrong

>>19569221
That's... make a surprising amount of sense.

Wow.

>>19569234
>They would already do It.
They would, if they knew that they outnumbered the normal guards.
What if they've just been slowly replacing the regular guard detail, one guard at a time.

>>19569222

We should invest in some nicotine patches for those times when we aren't allowed to smoke.

>>19569251
I just made panties as a teleporting homer make sense. Im not sure if i should feel like Batman or a less awsome crazy person

>>19569221
Sounds needlessly over complicated when they can have one or two men on the inside of the security detail to tell them where they are

Possible though given they are otaku, but the question is how did they get the panties back without her noticing? If she caught them then she wouldn't keep the clothes after they have been handling them

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So has Chiaki realized she is in a Quest thread yet?

>Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.


... shit, now I kinda want to see this vignette redone Magical Girl Noir Quest style...

>>19569257
That's a scary thought.
I figured that they those three could do their thing without other guards noticing but now that I think of It, we have no idea how many of them we're supposed to expect

>>19569098

The second Maid Quest...run by a different guy than the first.

From >>19569073

>>19569288
>>19569257
Line up a new guard detail, make sure they have no clue who it is they're guarding before they're hired. Once we have them lined up, we fire the entire old detail and replace them.

>>19569280
Three were caught. As others have said, how many have not?

>>19569188
>Trying to inject humor will only turn it into black humor.
>implying it's a bad thing...
What are you? Racist?

>>19569301
That's maidlover's one correct?
how do you handle his Engrish of doom?

>>19569303
We can bring it up with our principal's manager, but it's not our call to make.

If they turn out to be compromised, we can try to take a few alive for questioning. Otherwise we kill them.

>>19569337
Not that guy, but would you prefer "dark humor?"

>>19569337
No, I just don't think this crowd can successfully pull off a funny torture/interrogation scene.

>>19569338

Yeah, it is. It's not too bad; he is Swedish and his English does need work but he is trying to improve.

>>19569386
Weve theorised panties as a telport homer for alpha legion otakus trying to get at an idol, who we, a magical hobo girl, have been assinged to protect by the unholy offspring of a cat, a fox, and who knows what else.
Your argument is invalid.

It's not an overreaction for you to say something like that (and do it just as readily) but somehow, the deadpan way you said it seems to have made it sound all the funnier to the idol, and she bursts into relieved, tearful laughter immediately after. You're relieved too - at least the serious, heavy air between the both of you had been lifted somewhat, and you didn't really need a client who seemed more than eager to mope around feeling sorry for themselves while a firefight's going on. That said, your opinion of the idiots outside lowered to a couple more notches. It's not the panties, really, you think to yourself. It's how they could be so unprofessional as to do that AND get caught.

Embarrassing. A total embarrassment.

"H-haha! Ah...um...whew. That...that wasn't really funny at all, Matsuda-san," Iori manages after a moment, a tired smile on her face as she tries to get her breath back. "But how you said it...thank you. I...I needed that. More than I'm willing to admit."

You hold up a hand, shaking your head. It's not part of your responsibilities, you tell her, and was simply an observation. She sours slightly at that, but her mood seems to have massively improved, at least.

It's then that a knocking issues from the door, followed by the voice of the guard from earlier.

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"Miss Matsuda? I apologize for the interruption, but Miss Minase has a visitor. It's important."

You blink at Iori, who shrugs, before moving to the door. You reply that there seems to be no company being expected that night, especially with the recent state of things.

"No, it's a...surprise visit of sorts. Yes." Gorilla's voice is distracted, as if he's listening to someone from another source. "Miss Minase, Miss Takatsuki Yayoi is here to see you."

Takatsuki Yayoi...? Wait, the girl who was raped before? What is she doing here?

"A-ah! Yayoi-san!" As if suddenly animated, Iori stands up from the dresser seat, checking her reflection slightly as she made a beeline to the door. "This...w-we talked about visiting each other one last time before I went to America, so...this probably may be the last time we'd ever be able to do it. Matsuda-san, please let her in."

[]Disallow it. No visitors, period.
[]It's her best friend. What could go wrong?

>>19569412
Ah ok, I just remember his first couple of threads. I tried to keep going but I spent more time laughing at the butchered English than anything else

He is a nice guy though so it is good people still follow his quest