>>19656383
Gently but firmly catch her arm.
Hug her.

>>19656383
go give our twin a comforting hug, bandage up her hand.

TWINS WE ARE!
*wordless hug time*

>>19656383
Hug her and hold her while she cries
She isn't alone now

>>19656383
Engage emergency crying girl protocol #73.

Simultaneously give her a comforting hug, start bandaging her hands and get her to drink some healing blue.

Don't ask how it's supposed to work, it's what butlers do.

>>19656383
One hand on shoulder, other offering healing potion.
Say "Yes it sucks, but you don't have to deal with it alone."

>>19656383
Firmly catch hold of her arm, and gently give her a hug.
"I know. How you feel, what this all means to you. But you're not alone; I'll be here to help you."

>>19656395
"I'm sorry you had to go through that, but you're here now. we...we won't be alone, ever again."

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>read twitter
>keima starts dancing the girl's part
>mfw

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You know why she's crying. It's pretty obvious really.
Here she is, stuck in a place that's much like her own, but really quite unknown to her.
She lost all that she loves, she's lost the girls.
She, in all intents and purposes, doesn't exist.

It's actually quite reasonable to breakdown.
Hell, if it was you [and it really is you by someway] you'd think your reaction would be worse.

You reach out to her and wrap her in a wordless embrace.
She continues to silently cry on your shoulder.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Minutes pass, her tears soaks your shoulder, but thankfully she begins to calm down.
"You okay now?" you ask this other version of yourself.
"Y-yeah." she answers.
"Great. Now let's fix up that hand real quick." you pull out your flask and hand it to her.
She downs a few gulps of Healing Blue and hands it back to you.
"I guess I need to build up my stuff again huh?" she says as she does this.
"Don't worry. We'll help."

"Ayasaki Susan, you are now officially sanctioned Bureau Trainee. Handler will be Mike "
The Director tells her this.
"Further required testing, overseen by me. A room has been provided for you in the dorms."
"Thank you ma'am" She answers


[ ]Let me take you to your room
[ ]Why don't you just stay at our place?
[ ]*other stuff you want to say*

>>19656479
[x]Why don't you just stay at our place?

As if we would even consider not having her live with us.

>>19656479
[x]Why don't you just stay at our place?

is there a very good reason why she shouldn't?

>>19656479
[X] Why don't you just stay at our place?

Technically since you're me, kinda, it's just as much your place as mine. Did you ever get a beach side resort in a glass bottle, I personally have no clue how much our timelines diverged Susan.

>>19656479
>[ ]Why don't you just stay at our place?

>[X]Let me take you to your room

She needs some breathing space. Taking her with us now would be to much. Not that we shouldn't drop by with her in tow to freak everyone out.

>>19656479
[x]Why don't you just stay at our place?
"The girls are going to flip their shit when I bring ANOTHER cute girl back with me."

>>19656479
Why don't you just stay at my place?
You mentioned it was your house when I saw you beforehand so I see no reason why it shouldn't be the same now

>>19656479
[X ]Why don't you just stay at our place?
[x] other
"Why don't you come home? It's as much yours as mine."

Would Susan know about the house? I'm pretty sure the split happened before we got it and I don't recall any mention of her finding Gulliver's shop.

>>19656493
fair point, but we don't want to give her the impression that isn't entitled to a place in our family and in our home. she can get breathing room at the resort easily, there's plenty of space.

>>19656512
She found the shop but didn't buy the house
When she was bleeding through after the party and during the bath incident she mentioned why were we in her house

>>19656512
Just because it wasn't mentioned, doesn't mean it didn't happen. Probably just happened a little later.

We know she did have it, because the overlap events, where she called it her house.

>>19656493
That would reinforce the feeling of abandonment
Remember right now she is us in our worst case scenario. Everything and everyone we knew is gone so hayate wouldn't want to be alone

>>19656517
>>19656534
Yeah, and she has everyone she lost around swagged by an alternate version of her.

We should ask her if she wants in. It's her call

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"Why don't you just stay at our place?" you tell her.
"I assume by what you said when we saw each other down at the beach that you also had the house in the bottle."
She looks pained by this, a reminder of this she lost.
"I.. I can't. I don't want to intrude."
"Bullshit. I'm the closest thing to a relative you have here. We're practically twins. well... weird, timeywimey, domensionally twins, but still... TWINS!"
She chuckles at this.
"It would be rude for me not to insist that you stay. You know that house right? It has loads of room. Besides, the girls will flip thier shit when they see you."
That pained expression again, it appeared when you said -girls-.
"Please, I insist. You don't have to be alone here. I'm here for you."
"Really?"
"Of course."
"I'll take you up on that offer then."
"Great. Director, this is alright, right?" you ask the head of your organization.
"Kyon, note that Susan's residence shall now be listed under Ayasaki's. Relationship, siblings."
The man who had been silently standing in a corner takes out a notepad and does as he is told.
As he writes some stuff down, you can barely hear him mutter a weird mantra repeatedly.
"...there'stwoofhimnow...there'stwoofhimnow...there'stwoofhimnow...gah."

"That will be all for tonight." the director tells you as she turns back.
"Dismissed."


WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

this thread is cancer, please stop posting. thanks

>>19656559
Well, let's go home, obviously.

>>19656564
No, Anon, you are the cancer.

>wat do
We go home.
Wait, or maybe we go to Mike.
Or the Doctor.


>>19656564
Okay.

>>19656564
Like the usual 40k Muuureeeens wanking is genuine art.

>>19656559
Try and discover differences between yourself and Susan. e.g. equipment, knowledge, stuff like that.

>>19656559
Go home. Avoid trolling people, regardless of how tempting it is. Brace for misunderstandings~

>>19656559
Take her home.
Don't warn any of the girls.

How long do you reckon it will take before the girls decide that having her sleep by herself would be cruel and drag her into our bed?

>>19656559
Head home, Yuki and Susan in tow.

When we get in just tell the girls to put down the rope, hammers, pliers, candles and whatever other implements they had been planning to use, we've had a long day and we have more important things on our plate.

>>19656559
>"...there'stwoofhimnow...there'stwoofhimnow...there'stwoofhimnow...gah."
Haha Kyon is about to have his mind snap
I wonder what P San would think now there is a female hayate running about?

Swing by the PX and pick up whatever we can for Susan that she wants / needs then head home

Maybe double "I'M IN YOUR HEAD GIRL" Recette while we are there

>>19656559
go by Ryu's first, get us each a drink, then head home. we have a lot of 'splaining to do.

>>19656577
It's late, let's not bother Mike just now.

At least, I think it's late? I guess I've completely lost track.

LG, about what time is it?

>>19656592
it was early afternoon when we got thrown in the brig, director said 19 hours remaining, so my guess is evening, around 10.

>>19656559
Give her one more hug.
"I'm sorry for painful reminders. Let's go."

Go home.

>>19656589
>double Recette mind control
She would never recover from such a thing
I agree on picking up whatever Susan needs on the way home

Stopping by the PX sounds a fine plan, assuming it's open.

>>19656592
you got thrown into the brig early, at about 4.
It is now almost 10ish

>WAT DO
- Mike: "My dimensional Twin sister. She will be under your care"
- The doctor: "Hi. I sorted the whole ghost thing. Any idea how it will affect the whole drain thing?"
- Home : "Hey girls. My twin sister. She will be staying with us. Also her Device: Naru."

>>19656619
Let's see if the PX is open late. If not, just head home.

>>19656627
Nah we go home and let them go nuts until we say on by the way this is me from another dimension who got stuck as a female after messing up the gender swap potion

Then we watch the lecherous looks from them all

HEY GUYS!
how about we don't use this opportunity as just an excuse for shenanigans.

>>19656559
"By the way, how'd things go with Perrine for you?"
Susan: "Perrine? What are you talking about?"
"Oh dear. So you don't know she's pregnant?"

>>19656662
That's why my suggestion was
>>19656653
We let them react then we clear it up. Trying to defuse it before they have their reaction won't work

>>19656665
Good idea, start finding out the differences.

>>19656682
I think going over the life that Susan just lost would be too painful for her and too insensitive for us. Let's give it some time.

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The Director and kyon leave the room, the man giving you a sidelong glance as he did.
"So, Is there anything you would need before we go home? We can pick some stuff up from the PX." you ask her.
"I.. I don't think I can right now. I just want to get into a bed and rest."
"Of course. Let's head home then." You take her hand and Yuki's as the glasses wearing girl uses her portkey.

-------------------------------------------------
Back home, you walk into the main entrance to the sound of hammering and drilling.
"What's going on?" you ask no one in particular.
"Girls? We're home. Can we all meet up in the sitting room?" You mentillate as you walk down the hall.
Hina and Perrine walk out of one of the empty bedrooms furthest from yours, The twins and surprisingly, Mio walks out of the master bedroom powertools in hand.

"You're early." Erica comments as she steals a glance at Susan.
Mio holds her hand out and grins at this.
"Family meeting." You say again as you lead them into the sitting room.

After everyone has settled in, Erica jumps to the chase and asks you without any wind-up.
"So, what's up? Who's your friend?"

WAT SAY?
>you will be answering this as Susan.

>>19656731
I... have no idea what to say.

>>19656731
Some of you know that Hayate in his spare time has been fiddling with a gender-swap potion, entirely for academic purposes, and has an unsuccessful test run a while back. I'm Hayate, from a different timeline where the gender-swap potion worked and was permenant. Then shenanigans occurred, time and space got all twisted up and I ended up here, long story.

Since having two Hayates around would make things confusing I'm going by Susan now.

I think that pretty much covers it.

"I am Ayasaki Susan. Due to dimensional mishaps involving a gender-switch potion I am stranded in this dimension. I will be under your care for the time being."

>>19656731
I AM SUSAN, YOUR NEW GOD

>>19656746
THIS

>>19656731
Might as well make it quick and to the point.
"Hello, I am Hayate, but now known as Susan. I . . well its complicated, but I -no - we believe that I am from an alternate timeline or dimension."

"In my timeline, the gender transformation potion I used backfired, and I turned into a girl. After a series of . . unforeseen consequences . .I managed to end up here."

>Deal is over
>YES, SWEET FREEDOM!

>>19656731
"I... I'm Hay- Susan. Susan Ayasaki. It's complicated, but, I'm a... I'm from another dimension, where I was Hayate, and now I'm here, and a girl." start tearing up "A-and Hayate offered to let me stay here. I-I hope you'll treat me well."

>>19656731
This is a bit hard to explain
I am Hayate from another dimension or reality or something, the director just said lots of letters and numbers

I made a mistake when I tried to make a gender change potion and got stuck this way, when I tried to undo it the doctor ended up splitting me off from the male me and I ended up alone in this empty "storage" bureau of the directors

I ended up running around looking for anyone and after a while I found where Hayate was and I could see a shadow of him. Then the director appeared and said something about me being waste from the doctor fixing me in my dimension.

So I am now in the bureau and listed as Hayate's sister and he invited me to stay here because he said it was my house anyway

>>19656731
"I don't understand what exactly has happened, but I will lay out the facts as I know them.
I'm Hayate. I succeeded in creating a genderswap potion several weeks ago, but the effects were not reversible. I was doing some tests with The Doctor (however long it's been since the split), when something very strange happened. Once I left the Doctor's lab, I found the bureau to be abandoned. I had no equipment, no device, no one. I was alone. Just now, I was following some sounds when I came upon the Director outside the detention area. She told me that I was in an alternate dimension of the bureau that only she has access to. She brought me here. I don't know what's going to happen now. I've been re-enrolled as a trainee in the advanced class, and I've been given a new device, Naru."

>>19656757
I like this.

>>19656731

combine these.
>>19656746
>>19656745

>had all day to come to terms with Naru not being our robo maid.
>"wait what is going to happen to those parts we found?"
>still a chance for robo maid!
>feel slightly better
>brain reminds me of those NTR mangas
>what the fuck brain?

>>19656731
Sigh.
"This is harder than I thought it would be. I'm Ayasaki Hayate, but from an alternate timeline. I had an alchemy accident and ended up as a girl. The procedure to turn me back apparently worked, but...I...I'm waste material. I don't have a home anymore..."

>>19656755
Hahaha enjoy your freedom bro
Did you learn anything beyond your preference to staying single?

>had all day to come to terms with Naru not being our robo maid.

Oh like the Naru stuff is going to be that simple.

>>19656746
No

>>19656778
I could see it as a sort of flop-sweat thing.

Not that I think we should do it.

>>19656746
Maybe later.
>>19656731
This >>19656775 is much better. It gets my vote.

>>19656776
She maybe nice to talk with, but by God she literally ate a ton of my time chatting. I mean sure its nice and all, but I miss my freedom more.

I'll stick to being the nerd bro. Seems to be my specialty

>>19656808
Heh. Welcome back to the club, your membership card should arrive in 6-10 working days

rolled 16 = 16

>>19656746

>>19656746
Not really appropriate.
Especially for the girl who is living through her worst nightmare.

rolled 90 = 90

>>19656913
But she is us.

>>19656921
We'll do it in class.

>>19656921
She is us living through her worst nightmare and hoping it doesn't start all over again

It is a terrible idea

>>19656921
Yes, and? She's still living through the nightmare of losing everything she had and being ejected from the place that she came to call home.
Sure, we're here for her, and she's still employed at a Bureau, but she still lost HER Erica, HER Ursula, HER Hina, HER Perrine, HER Nanoha, HER Kraus, and HER home.
These are facsimilies that belong to this timeline's Hayate, not her.

>>19656940
>HER Perrine

Did she actually get Perrine in her universe?

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"Well..." you begin to explain, but she stops you.
"Let me." she says as she straightens up in her seat and sighs.
"This is harder than I thought it would be. I'm Ayasaki Hayate, but from an alternate timeline. I had an alchemy accident and ended up as a girl. The procedure to turn me back apparently worked, but...I...I'm waste material. I don't have a home anymore..."
"Wut?" Erica and Mio ask at the same time.
"I'm him. But not really. I was ripped out of my world after I was cured. Technically I shoudn't exist anymore..."
She says as she looks at all of the girls, and begins to tear up again.
Hina beats you in coming to her aid.
"Do you have a place to stay? You're more then welcome here you know." she tells the other girl.
"Actually, He offered me a room already." she tells her.
"Great. If you need anything, even if just someone to talk to, feel free to approach me."
"Thank you HIna."
"Wait... Wait..." Erica interrupts this scene as elegantly as a buffalo in a room of cymbals.
"So, you're him, and he's you... But not really?"

>>19656954
That's actually irrelevant to his argument.

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"Basically." You and Susan answer at the same time with a chuckle
"so for all intents and purposes... The two of you are twins?"
"Kinda."
"Yeah."
"Sister, it doesn't work like that." Ursula gives her a playful bop on the head.
"Eh... But it's close right?"
"Not even. They are basically alternate versions of each other from two parallel timelines. That does not make them twins."
"Ehhh..." She tries to argue again.

"So yeah girls. She'll be staying here with us. I hope that's alright with all of you?" you ask your assembled girls
"Fine by me." Erica says with a leer
"I agree."
"I would'ave suggested that if you hadn't."
"It would not be proper to leave her all alone of course."
"Of course wife, she may stay." Mio adds her vote.
You give Mio a quick look for this but she pays it no mind.

"Wait, what do we call you? Hayate 1 and 2? or Girlyate and Femaleyate?" Erica asks, giving you a grin as she said "girlyate".
"I actually decided to use the name Susan. It's familiar to me and I used it when I first went to the Bureau, I don;t see what's wrong with using it again." Susan tells her.
"Ah great. Well, Susan., let's get you all settled in."

-----------------------------------------
The rest of the waking hours were spent getting her comfortable in a room down the hall next to Yuki's.
You offered her a meal, but she said that she wasn't hungry.

As everyone settled into bed, Yuki and Susan in their rooms, Perrinne and Hina choosing to bunk in the one they came from where you arrived; you slipped into your own bed with the twins, and surprisingly enough, without complaint form the other two, Mio.

WAT SAY?
[ ]what's with the sleeping arrangements?
[ ]what do you think of her?
[ ]what's with the chains and stuff?

>>19656963
I know, I'm just curious about what the differences are.

rolled 64 = 64

>>19656971
>[x]what do you think of her?
>[x]what's with the sleeping arrangements?
>[x]what's with the chains and stuff?

in that order.

>Perrinne and Hina choosing to bunk in the one they came from where you arrived

!

[X]what's with the sleeping arrangements?

>>19656971
[x]what do you think of her?
She's living through our worst nightmare. At least if we woke up in a tub of ice missing most of our organs, it'd all be over soon.
But she has to live through it all.

>>19656971
So what's with the chains and stuff?
Be unflappable

>>19656984
Seconded

>>19656986
Lesbians.....
Late night "cooking" lessons

>>19656971
[x]what's with the sleeping arrangements?

>>19656971
[x]what's with the sleeping arrangements?

W're going to wake up with everyone in our bed.

>>19657025
As always
We should have Susan in there being hugged by everyone too
Or we all end up in her bed

>>19657066
Let's face it, there's pretty much no way that this isn't going to stabilise into a family centred around both us and Susan at once.

Oh gog depending on how the physics of swagimetrics works we've doubled or more our swagitational pull.

>>19657092
Why else do you think Kyon was so worried?

>>19657092
It is going to end up with a massive collapse of everyone who has been caught in orbit crashing in at once

>>19657105
>Keima why are you following us back to our house?
>I don't know but I can't stop. My legs are moving on their own.

rolled 76 = 76

>>19657025
We're going to wake up chained to the ceiling by the sound of it.

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Ignoring the Chains, straps and other scary accountrements that have been added to your room during your absence, and also wisely not commenting on Mio laying on your left arm, you ask the girls what they think of Susan.
"Well... She seems sad." Erica tells you.
"Indeed. She's distant." Ursula agrees with her sister.
"Your twin needs some counseling." Mio tells you.
"Yeah, she'll need to talk a lot of stuff out. She was crying earlier as well when she was testing out her new Device."
"Well, we'll be here for her." Erica tells you as she settles in deeper into your side.
"Yeah. Of course." you answer her.
"Something's been bothering me..." you segue as smooth as gravel "What's with the sleeping arrangements? Why're Perrinne and Hina in the other room, and Mio, why are you in our bed?"

**rollem**

rolled 89 = 89

>>19657190

rolled 47 = 47

>>19657190

rolled 90 = 90

>>19657190
MY DICE ARE ROLLING ON THEIR OWN

rolled 72 = 72

>>19657190
In during horrible things.

>>19657190

>>19657195

seems like it will be alright.

rolled 72 = 72

>>19657190
just in case

>>19657209
This'll have to be good enough, I suppose.

>>19657195
>>19657209

excellent work brothers!

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>>19657209
"Well.." Erica begins to explain sheepishly.
"They evacuated when we begun our renovation of the room." Ursula explains deftly for her sister.
"Ah. they coudnt stand the hammering I take?"
"That and the drills, and the welder, and the jackhammer... and the other stuff." Erica grins.
"And... Why are you here Mio?" You ask the Pirate witch.
"It would not be proper to send a lady back outside this late at night would it?" She says coyly.
"But why in our bed?"
"You're warm."
"... no grabbing okay?" You plead
"I'll try."

Something pokes you in the back, your reach underneath you and pull out a broken-off hammer head.
"So uhhh, I'm scared to ask this, but whats with the -renovations-?" You ask them as you throw the hammer head towards the foot of the bed.
"It was gonna be our surprise for you when you get out of the brig... But since you got out early, the surprise is ruined now." She pouts cutely.
"I see... And I take it the chains were really necessary?"
"of course they are." Answers Ursula.
---------------------------------------------------------------

>>19657290
>"of course they are." Answers Ursula.

Say "Are?" and then run for the door. Don't run fast enough for them to not catch you.

>>19657290
The chains are always necessary

>>19657290
I wonder if they're going to finish the 'renovations' tomorrow.

>>19656746
GODDAMMIT FRESH COFFEE OUT MY NOSE ALL OVER MY SCREEN.

>>19657348
you would think we would all have learned to sit a safe distance away from our screens at this point.

>>19657348
Wow fritz you are a bit late

Whatever happened to being Somali anyway?

>>19657369

or in general not eat/drink in front of it... getting kind of hungry.

>>19657371
I went freelance.

>>19657378
my mother smokes in front of her computer.
it's super fucking nasty.

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Hey LG, when it comes to time for our class to move on to field training have you already decided what dimension we'll be stationed in or are you going to let the thread have input?

I personally think it should be pic related.

>>19657387
Ugh.

>>19657371
[nospoilers]It's all an act![/on/tg/]

>>19657398
i made the mistake of loaning her a keyboard once. never again. I'll get a picture of it next chance I get.

>>19657389
He decided earlier on
It is giant robots iirc

We wanted giant school made of robots

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>>19657290
Some time after midnight, you wake up to Erica and Mio playing a game of sleeping tug of war with your legs.
You unhook yourselves from them and for some reason, unknown to even you, decide to slip out of bed and take a walk.

You found her on the midway point of the tower stairs and the beach.
Looking over the artificial ocean from that balcony.
She's dead quiet, and just stands there staring out into the emptiness.
You try and walk away silently and give her some alone time, but your shoes grate across the steps, creating the slightest of noises.
"Please don't go." Susan says without looking back at you


Wat say/do?

After a few weeks of absence I come back
>"...there'stwoofhimnow...there'stwoofhimnow...there'stwoofhimnow...gah."
You broke him.
I like you all already.

>>19657423
"I won't."

Then just stand next to her.

>>19657423
Are you all right?

>>19657423
Walk back and hug her
Say we don't understand how it is for her but we know it is our worst fear and that we won't let her be alone

>>19657423
stand next to her. say nothing.

>>19657423
Put an arm across her shoulders, "Alright."

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That guy who just posted about having been gone for a few weeks
>- Home : "Hey girls. My twin sister. She will be staying with us. Also her Device: Naru."
>Also her Device: Naru.
>mfw

>>19657411

not so sure i want to see it but i am interested nonetheless.
have had my keyboard for about 8 years now, all the keys are turning a sick yellow except for the: left shift, c, > and enter keys

i try to keep it clean, i really do!

>>19657423
Don't say anything. Just walk over to her, give her some basic support contact, like an arm around her shoulder. Hug her if she turns towards us.

>>19657473
Don't jinx it.

>>19657423
[x] Don't go.
Stand next to her.

>>19657473
you're fucking welcome. although we may get punished for messing with the plot arcs again.

>>19657474
Well, that's really just aging plastic, I think. Though I think the particular keys that aren't yellowing is an interesting combination.

>>19657423

stand next to her and just stay there until she says more.

>>19657489
>implying it would still be easy

>>19657518
What's with the brig?

>>19657526
We were put there with Yuki for insubordination, because we refused to fight the last fight of the tourney between the basic & advanced classes.

>>19657526
We refused to take part in an exercise after starting
Everyone got a weeks pay docked and Yuki and Hayate got 24 hours in the brig ( cancelled by the appearance of Susan )

>>19657542
>>19657547
I presume it was Hayate vs Yuki?

>>19657511
It's because his fingers touch the keyboard. The oil in his skin causes the key to oxidize slightly over time. After long enough, the most-used keys will be yellower (more oxidized) than the least-used keys. But yeah, even if he wasn't typing on it, they would all yellow eventually anyway, it would just take much longer and be much more uniform.

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You say nothing and walk up to stand next to her.
The two of you spent a few minutes in comfortable silence, the waves echoing belos you and the soft constant breeze on your skins.
Finally, she opens her mouth and asks you,
"So... What's with Perrinne, Yuki and the Major?"

WAT SAY?

>>19657474
They yellow not only from dirt but from sunlight/UV as well.
Hydrogen peroxyde should deal with that.
i think those particular keys not yellowing could be because they came from a different batch of keys, a slightly different plastic composition.
[i replace my keyboards atleast every two months. they break so fukken easily]

>>19657555
They were the ringleaders of the refusal.

>>19657542
>>19657526

24 hour brig stay which got cut short due to Kyon/Susan and we lost a weeks pay for it together with all the trainees who refused to fight.

looking forward to see how this all plays out, weekend will be upon us soon and then i can stay for the whole threads!

>>19657555
Our teams, yeah. Ours was Us, Erica, Hina, & Gai. Unless there was a fifth I'm completely blanking on.

I don't actually k now the characters on Yuki's team other than her.

Ok I know we have serious stuff with Susan right now

But am I the only one worried about
>Erica and Mio playing a game of sleeping tug of war with your legs
We already have bitey assaulting us on a nightly basis but now Mio too?

>>19657565
>"So... What's with Perrinne, Yuki and the Major?"
"That never happened in your timeline? Perrine's pregnant - future me was seduced by her when he helped us in the Witches dimension."

"Yuki's infatuated, but at the moment I'm just her guardian because the Director said so."

"Mio took a serious liking to me when Erica and I performed a prank where we pretended to be her future children. She's stopped drinking and, were it not for the fact that she wants to seduce me, rather than the other way around, I expect she would already be part of the family."

>>19657565
"Yuki, I'm not exactly sure. The director has had her enrolled as a trainee, and I've been assigned as her new guardian. Kyon isn't happy about that, as I'm sure you could tell.
Mio is head over heels, and trying her best to trip me into a bed without the girls permission. I'm trying to reverse seduce her.
As for Perrine, you should probably sit down before I explain that. She's pregnant. Future-us is the daddy. apparently we slept with her the same night we made things official with the twins, in the SW dimension."

>>19657565
"Perrine came in a bit after the Advanced classes started. I should tell you, she's pregnant. Apparently we get stupid in the future and go back into the past and knocked her up during our first time in Erica and Ursula's home Dimension. More time shenanigans.
"Mio, she got serious on us after we played a prank on her with Erica. You get to meet Ms. Melmo in the Advanced Classes? Remember the candy that Nanoha took that made her older? We took the one that makes us younger, acted like our kids from the future. Played it on Trude and Mio. Now Mio wants our kid, apparently.
"As for Yuki...I got nothing. The Director made us her guardian and had her move in here."

>>19657565
I guess things happened differently for you
Perrine is pregnant, time shenanigans apparently
Yuki got assigned to live with me yesterday because the director thought it was necessary
Mio has been trying to make me her wife and well the girls decided it was ok for me to go on the offensive to get her to ask if she can join the family

>>19657565
>"So... What's with Perrinne, Yuki and the Major?"

Well that's complicated. Apparently at some point in the future I'll go back to when I visited the witches' home dimension and get Perrine pregnant. Once we found out about that there wasn't really any chance of her not joining our family.

Yuki's here because Director Nagato decided to transfer her guardianship to me because of that time when... *blush*

And well, Mio and I are currently engaged in pitched battle.

>>19657565
You type too hard, man.

fukken tab closure. All my typing.

"Well, the director assigned me as Yuki's guardian, so she moved in. Doesn't hurt that she's cute.

"Mio's been after me for a while, did she not try anything with you before the... change? I've gotten permission from the girls to respond with appropriate force.

"Perrine... Perrine's difficult." Give her a serious look, "You never found out, did you? She's pregnant, with our time baby. Trude broke my arm a couple times in the time it took to be revealed."

>>19657565
>[i replace my keyboards atleast every two months. they break so fukken easily]
Get Razer Blackwidow

>>19657473
Sad tears or happy tears?

>>19657664
logitech masterrace.

>>19657673
Both

>>19657683
Always at your service then

>>19657565

>replace keys every 2 months.
>have had the same keys for more or less 8 years now.

"Perrinne's situation is fragile right now, when we were i their dimension a future version of me came back to comfort her but she was so insistent with him and now she is pregnant with my child... it is complicated."

"i have been appointed to be Yuki's guardian by the director, i am not sure what she's thinking but i'll do my very best to for Yuki's sake."

"Mio was impressed with my household skills and decided that i would be her wife, in time she became more and more attached and aggressive in her advances and now i have permission to counter her advances with my own."

i type slow, might be the main reason i still have most my old stuff in working order.

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>>19657717
I don't have any keys.

>have only ever replaced a keyboard when I got a new computer

>LG destroys his in 2 months

I am unsure whether I am impressed or terrified

>>19657789
>dafuq.gif

I've just worn off the paint on... most of the letters on mine. Glad I actually learned touch typing in school.

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"Where should I begin... Mio, she got serious on us after we played a prank on her with Erica. You get to meet Ms. Melmo in the Advanced Classes? Remember the candy that Nanoha took that made her older? We took the one that makes us younger, acted like our kids from the future. Played it on Trude and Mio. Now Mio wants our kid, apparently."
"I see, and I take it she has permission from the girls already?"
"Nope. I think she wants me to confess to her. Something about her warrior's pride not wanting to give up the chase."
"That makes sense, and what are you doing about it?"
"I'm declaring war on her. Pursuing her myself. It now breaks down to whoever gives in first."
"It's gonna be a tough battle... What about Yuki? I never did spend too much time with her after... the incident.".
"Yuki...I got nothing. The Director made us her guardian and had her move in here."
"I see... and what about Perrinne then?"
"I think you're gonna have to sit down for this one." you say as you lead her to the steps to be seated.
"Perrinne... Well... She's pregnant, with our baby. And we did it in the past, in our future... It's all too complicated."
"She's pregnant?!"
"Yeah.. haha."
"Wait... Then back there, from where I came from... She's also pregnant?"
"Most likely."
"That explains some stuff..." She says before silence overtakes you two again.

ANYTHING TO SAY/DO?

>>19657799
I'm glad i learned that too, this is my old laptop that i let my five year old bother use until my pc blew up.

>>19657789

doesn't seem to hold you back, i'm impressed.

>>19657793

it might be because he slams the keys like so many people i know.
bloody hell its not a punching bag!

>or type a lot... i don't know.

>>19657807
>ANYTHING TO SAY/DO?

We should warn her about the other people who are on decaying orbits. Tell her about the simulation with Keima and Miki turning up in our bed one time.

>>19657807
100% platonic twin-tier snuggle time. I'm willing to bet she could really use someone holding her right now.

>>19657807
Ask her how Keima reacted to us being a girl
We know we affect him so this just seems too good to pass up

>>19657807
explain about Naru. and about Keima.

>>19657829
Quite

>>19657823
Yeah
And when we go back to bed drag her with us if we have to. Not gonna let her go be alone and mopey

>>19657807
"Also I might have sort of maybe kissed Keima slightly. But we were both girls at the time so I don't think it's gay."

>>19657807
>Anything to say
Sit down next to Susan.
"So, about Naru. I take it you missed the Infinicon simulation?"
Explain to her what happened, why we felt so responsible for Naru not coming through.
"Oh yeah, you remember the Idols, right? Well, Miki found her way into our bed once..."
And explain that little fiasco.

And trade the clone program with Susan now.

>>19657807
MOONLIGHT!
>how many nights has this been?

>>19657807

explain Naru, tell her about our familiars, garden with berry bush and mandy(? i forgot her name)

>>19657812

>5 year old bother

i laughed.

>>19657854
And bunny mode / neko mode

We haven't actually heard Kraus's opinion on all this yet either

>>19657854
No, we don't give her any extra shit until Mike clears it.
Even if she has as much training from Mike as we do.

>>19657861
Good point
There isn't any hard limit but we need 3 nights and possibly one that is a full moon

>>19657861
Doesn't it just get stronger the longer it sits?>>19657864
Totally unintentional, meant brother, though bother works too.

>>19657861
Tonight should be the last night for curing the Moonlight, too. Now would be a good time to show it to Susan. Teaching it is going to be a bitch to do, though.

>>19657888
Let's let Ryuu do that.

I'll agree with a Bunny/Neko Mode swap, let the clones wait for now.

>>19657888
Yeah. We would have to shoot her without warning.

>>19657888
>>19657893
Considering the prep time required, there's really not much point in us both knowing how to make it.

>>19657888
Ryuu teaches her
We can show it to her and explain it though
Maybe recount the story of after we drank it and our chasing butterflies

>>19657913
Except that she's her own person with her own life who's also interested in alchemy, not some familiar or device that just acts as an extension of our will.

>>19657913
There is good reason since we get two people who can make it

Remember we won't necessarily both be in the same place at once so if we can both make it then it is a bonus

should probably hold off on learning moonlight for a few days. that's the one where he shot us, remember?

>>19657923
And that equates to her learning exactly the same potions how?

>>19657933
Well it is all up to Ryuu when she learns it anyway

>>19657933
That's why I said Ryuu should do it.

>>19657935
It doesn't. It should be up to her and Ryuu. There's also no reason why she shouldn't, though.

>>19657935
Same progression of skills and need for useful potions such as a stronger healing potion which is pretty much expected as a standard for any decent alchemist?

Plus we are going to be working together on alchemy and experimentation probably so I dare say she will learn the ones we do and vice versa

>>19657935
Because, as her own person, maybe she WANTS to learn it? She has an interest in Alchemy just as we do, so why wouldn't she want to learn it.

>>19657947
And maybe tuning herself permanently into a girl soured her alchemy experience and she doesn't want to learn anymore.

>>19657966
Well given all our actions as Susan we kept pushing on with the alchemy so I doubt it

>>19657966
Exactly. We shouldn't be making any plans for her one way or the other. She can pursue whatever she wants - or not pursue whatever she wants. If she wants to learn moonlight, that's exactly as fine as not learning it.

>>19657947
She might want to but we should leave that up to her teacher.

>>19657966
>>19657947
>>19657935
Umm... don't we also have some control over Susan? So don't we decide what she wants sorta?

>>19658006
Only when it's a Susan section. Until then, she's a free-willed character.

>>19658006
Yes but we're playing from hayates perspective right now.

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You pull out your jar of moonlight and place it next to you on the steps.
"Moonlight huh?" She asks
"Yep. You also learning how to make this?"
"Ryuu shot me when I went down to his place all depressed and wanting a drink. he said it should take my mind off things. It kinda did."
"Heh, butterflies." you both say at the same time.
"We're gonna do that real often huh?" she asks
"Most likely."
"So... Huh, I guess i have to thank you for letting me stay here, I must admit this is better then my plan of just staying all alone in a room and shutting out the world."
"I'm you. I knew you'd want to do that." you tell her.
"Thank's again."
"You are most welcome."
"Hey, can you tell me more about Naru?" she asks you.

WAT SAY/DO?

>>19658006
Occasionally, but we shouldn't view those segments from the Hayate perspective.

rolled 64 = 64

>>19658034
PTSD TIME

>>19658034
"Sure.
"So, you went through the Infinicon sim, right? Well, here's how we met..."
And tell her how we met Naru and the Ramen-gumi, and how we think we hatted her, and how, in the end, we couldn't bring her through.

>>19658034
"She was a construct in the Infinicon mission. "

I actually got nothing. But that's okay, since I don't seem to have been doing well recently with written bits. And I gotta go anyway.

>>19658034
Dammit we wanted to mention Keima. Fine, bring it up after telling her about Naru.

>WAT SAY/DO?
"She was in the Infinicon simulation... I failed her."

>>19658034
That picture makes me wonder.

Not counting the Major, or the potential of adult/older Nanoha after she gets back, does Susan have the biggest breasts in the family?

>WAT SAY/DO?
Go over the Infinicon Mission, the hatting, the Failure, and let Kraus handle the rest.

>>19658034
Tell her the whole story, end with how happy we are that we got to keep our promise after all.

>>19658034
>heh butterflies
Dammit we are going to mess with people's heads

Sure. No point keeping anything from myself after all.
Give her a run down of the infinicon mission from our perspective and our affect on Naru and the promise etc

>>19658034
don't forget, as her device, Naru is going to hear all this.

"She was originally part of the Infinicon simulation, just programmed data that should have been erased when the assignment ended. But our data manipulation got into her, and I got pretty attached to her. I promised I would bring her out if I could. The director gave me a chance to wake her up full after the sim was over, but I failed. Kraus said he was going to take care of it. I owe him one now."

>>19658078
That's pretty good.

rolled 57 = 57

>>19658078
i like this. to the point, and also good exposition from her point of view

>>19658078

i'm supporting this.

rolled 4 = 4

>>19658078
This

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"She was originally part of the Infinicon simulation, just programmed data that should have been erased when the assignment ended. But our data manipulation got into her, and I got pretty attached to her. I promised I would bring her out if I could. The director gave me a chance to wake her up full after the sim was over, but I failed. Kraus said he was going to take care of it. I owe him one now."
You tell her.
"OF FUCKING COURSE YOU OWE ME, MOTHERFUCKER." Kraus says from your pocket.
"I see... So Kraus put her into my device.. How the hell did that work?"
"SIMPLE. I TOOK OVER THE CREATION MATRIX, AND INSTEAD OF A NEW PERSONALITY BEING UPLOADED INTO IT AS YOU ACTIVATED IT, I, WITH SOME HELP FROM THE FURBALL, BUT I STILL DID MOST OF THE WORK, I PUT HER DATA WHICH I HAD BEEN STORING DORMANT IN ME, AFTER STEALING IT BEFORE IT WAS ERASED PERMANENTLY, INTO THAT STILL BLANK DEVICE."
"But Kraus, you told me 2 personalities can't inhabit the same device."
"YEAH, BUT I ERASED THE NEW ONE BEFORE IT COULD BOND TO SUSAN HERE."
"I see." She says, "You sure this is the right way to do things?"
"OF COURSE IT IS. I'M FUCKING KRAUS. I DO NO WRONG."
"Sure you don't." You tell him with a pat on your breast pocket where you kept your badge.

"Hey, I think Naru has some things she wants to tell you." Susan says as she pulls out her badge and materializes her partner.

**rollem*
taking the 5th roll

"Hey, Kraus, I thought you said she couldn't be loaded onto a device. What's the deal?

rolled 29 = 29

>>19658188
rolling

rolled 45 = 45

>>19658188
inb4 next time

rolled 53 = 53

>>19658188
Wait... Kraus erased the personality that should have been in that device? I'm not sure I feel happy about this.

In fact I know for a fact I don't.

rolled 20 = 20

>>19658188
Go dice?

rolled 90 = 90

>>19658188
Now that Kraus isn't storing all of that Naru data, does that mean that his storage subroutines will allow us to leave more stuff in him than before?

rolled 3 = 3

>>19658188
I don't even really care.

rolled 53 = 53

HUEHUEHUE
We so fucked

rolled 23 = 23

>>19658188
I SUMMON THE POWER OF LOOKOUT

>>19658208
I AM A GREAT ROLLER AND FEEL GREAT BECAUSE OF THAT.

>>19658208
Dammt. I wanted to see what HUE was in store

rolled 98 = 98

>>19658207 4th
>>19658208 5th
>>19658211 6th
what a very good day indeed.

>>19658214
Few rolls too late to try that

>>19658221
Threaded the fucking needle

>>19658211
Dammit Udz. Why were you just a second too slow?

Also why do I get the feeling the girls are watching us either with some hidden cameras or other shenanigans set up?

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>>19658208
Nicely done.

>sniper susan
So, she gets the two pistols that we're used to, but then gets a Dragunov SVD instead of the shotgun we have?
And is she going to pull it out from underneath her skirt?

>>19658259
Where else would it come from?
>spacecqc.gif

>>19658205

Seriously guys, I can't be the only one who doesn't like this one bit.

>>19658275
conveniently dodging that issue for the moment.

>>19658275
Of course there are going to be complications. But currently there's nothing to indicate that there's anything wrong, so we can't act on it.

The best thing to do right now is to find that robo-maid body so that it's ready for when shit hits the fan, and we need it.

>>19658259
Well either the or she hammer spaces it our of her apron

>>19658205
Yeah but how the fuck did he actually do that? I thought even with shamisen helping he wouldn't be able to outright delete it, maybe switch it's places with Naru I could see but forcing a delete? That's like director level clearance

Don't forget to look for that element ring I mentioned. We could use some variety in out melee attacks. Preferably one with fire, ice, earth, air, positive and negative.

>>19658297
>Of course there are going to be complications. But currently there's nothing to indicate that there's anything wrong, so we can't act on it.

That's not what I mean. I'm not saying "Oh man is this going to go wrong somehow." I'm saying "What the fuck, Kraus just murdered something that's just like him."

>>19658315
Kraus basically spawn camped the poor SoB

>oh yeah, Susan does have the nicest assets among all the family.

COMMENCE BOARDING OPERATIONS!

>>19658315
But according to slightly earlier in the conversation, Kraus explained it more as him cutting in line for a personality to be uploaded into the Device.
>INSTEAD OF A NEW PERSONALITY BEING UPLOADED INTO IT AS YOU ACTIVATED IT, I, WITH SOME HELP FROM THE FURBALL, BUT I STILL DID MOST OF THE WORK, I PUT HER DATA WHICH I HAD BEEN STORING DORMANT IN ME, AFTER STEALING IT BEFORE IT WAS ERASED PERMANENTLY, INTO THAT STILL BLANK DEVICE

So the Device was still blank when he inserted Naru's personality data.

>>19658328
yeah thats kind of messed up to be honest.
my bet is he fucked up somehow and it will come back all kinds of pissed off.

>>19658328
would you expect any less of him?

>>19658339
>"But Kraus, you told me 2 personalities can't inhabit the same device."
>"YEAH, BUT I ERASED THE NEW ONE BEFORE IT COULD BOND TO SUSAN HERE."

Whatever Naru says we should apologise.

>>19658343
Kraus's first yandere?

rolled 77 = 77

>>19658359
woops

>>19658339
>>19658348
>Erased the new one before it could bond
I get the feeling he might not have done that good a job of it
These things are made to be resilient so they can work through all sorts of shit for their partner after all

>>19658348
Alright, so we've got two conflicting explanations.
He either cut in line at the creation matrix and he got Naru into a still-blank Device, or he attempted a deletion of a still un-activated personality.

>>19658235
Posting is slow from phone. I almost didn't roll at all, though.

>>19658371
>"YEAH, BUT I ERASED THE NEW ONE BEFORE IT COULD BOND TO SUSAN HERE."
I'd pretty much say he killed it.
Well, is it a murder if you do an abortion?

>>19658328
>Kraus spawn camping
HEY MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT IS 2 NANOSECONDS OLD AND ALREADY FUCKED? YOU!

>>19658379
Nope.

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>>19658208
She bows to you, in that formal, elegant manner of hers, and says.
"Milord, I wish to thank you and master Kraus for keeping your promise and taking me with you. If it was not for you, I would still be going through the motions in that city. For that I would like to express my deepest gratitude."
"No Naru, I did almost nothing. Kraus is the only one you should thank."
"No milord. I thank you for making that promise to me in the first place. It was that tiny ray of hope I was waiting for all that time, and it set things into motion."
She walks up to you and takes your hands in hers.
Her hands were warm, so warm.
Her tears that began to fall were warmer.
You stand up and give her a nice big hug.
"Welcome home Naru." you tell her in your native toungue.
"I'm home." she replies.

>>19658379
I think it was just personality preset data, not a formed mind. It's like changing the presets on something by erasing the old cookies. So instead of a blank personality preset getting loaded, Naru's personality and memories got loaded.

>>19658371
Attempted deletion
We were told all inactive devices have a personality in them before which is why we couldn't throw Naru into a spare but he cut the link between it and Susan before anything bonded

Did kraus maybe end up with it sucking into where he stored Naru I wonder?

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>>19658387

>>19658303
That's why he needed Shamisen.
He's powered by Yuki, the Director's "clone"

Haxx by extension