HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-"Yep" a total of four 'yous' answer in synch."...!" She has a look of horror was over her face for a brief moment before she gets back to eating languidly in silence.'Don't you think passing me the clone routine just to play a prank was too much?' Susan asks you as her clone and yours dissipate.'nah. She'll get over it... I hope.' you answer her.-------------------------------------------Lunch over, you take the girls to thier classes, Mio and the still shocked Trude back to AdMin and head on to class.After settling yourselves into your comfortable blue seats, The dude enters the room with his usual box of milk."Okay kiddies, this afternoon we're doing something a bit more special. We're going to attack the Bureau."
>>19770121Fuck yes, let's shoot Frank!
>>19770121Well, this should be interesting. Are we going to have to deal with the Doctor as well?
>>19770153Wait, didn't Frank leave the Bureau for a job at Slaanesh's?Or is that just a part-time job?
>>19770121FUCK YEAH BURN IT TO THE GROUND!
>>19770200No I mean we should skip class and go shoot him at Slaanesh's.
rolled 44 = 44Time for madness!
>>19770218Are you sure he wouldn't just simply enjoy the attention?
>>19770165I'd wager the simulation has the doctor otherwise occupied. cause it would be unwinnable if he took a hand in it.
>>19770121Oh yeah, MSQ! Let's do this, friends.
>>19770251>cause it would be unwinnable if he took a hand in itIt's not like the Bureau doesn't have its share of Kobayashi Maru scenarios, though. It may very well be an unwinnable scenario, and the goal is to simply try to do as much damage in the allotted time, before the Doctor defeats us. Or complete some kind of specific objective.
"What?" asked one of your classmates, Naota was his name if you recall."We're taking over the Bureau. Easy enough huh?" The Dude tells him with a grin."Now, the Security forces will be a bitch to take down, but down't worry yourself too much about them. It's the agents and that guy you have to worry about." He taps his podium and the world goes black.---------------------------------------------------------------The whole class finds itself in the park, by the lake.There, the Dude begins to explain your objectives."As you would see, some of you aren't here. That particular team has been assigned as part of the defending forces that will try and keep you at bay."You look around and determine that Shirou's team, the one that Erica called "What is a Vagina?", is indeed missing."Now, the rest of you need to capture and secure the Bureau's buildings and facilities."The Dude continues to explain as he projects a map of the grounds."Members of the Security team is also taking part in this excercise and will be doing thier best to repel you. Random personnel and staff are also waiting for you."He begins to draw Xs on the buildings on the map."A building is considered captured once you have managed to seize the designated room in it or if you clear all the defenders."Random pictures of personnel flash in quick succession, too fast for any of them to fully register."I leave you all now to join the defenders, but before I do, I suggest you all deligate a leader for this mission."The Dude disappears, leaving you there looking at each other.WAT DO?
Fuck yeah!
>I habe syrup. But no hotcacks. Must maek tomorwo>When liofe gives you leemons you give then back andf demans pineapplws.>Its very clear to me noe. I have created ampnter nthat will haunt tg People will forever refer to msq when tlking abt tg shitr. Awersome.Lg you are fucking hilarious when you are high.
>>19770292Well, Keima's the resident tactical genius, is he not?
>>19770292Nominating Keima to coordinate us, as he's the type for this kind of role. There's also one more, the girl with the ferret.Lily is going to be organizing the defenders pretty well, so this'll get tricky.
rolled 48 = 48So. Leader time.Who votes us?
>>19770292Well, Sagara is defending, so we can't nominate him as leader.Actually, I'd suggest we nominate Erica. She's a combat vet, after all, and probably has experience in this area.
>>19770292Delegate Keima as the team leader.
>>19770292I think Kemia would probably be best as a leader. His informational and communication abilities would probably suit us best there.
>>19770292Gather up our group and start making a plan of attack. Since I assume Team Shirou includes Sousuke, he will be the toughest to beat.
>>19770292"I nominate Keima because he's so cute when he's being serious."Start handing out potions.
>>19770315Drugged on pain medicine, not high.Also, Keima.
>>19770345>"I nominate Keima because he's so cute when he's being serious."I laughed a lot. That said, yeah, Keima's the obvious choice.
>>19770343My current plan for handling Shirou is to try and feed him Sugar. Ilya will probably immediately do a heel face turn and join us.
>>19770337Erica might be good for a squad leader position, but Keima's got better information processing and tactical analysis abilities. It's what his majaikal abilities are geared towards, after all.
>>19770292Keima, you must reluctantly accept the mantle of leader which has been thrust upon you.
>>19770358>>19770366This. Keima as squad leader, Potato Fuhrer as second-in-command. The two of them working together should come up with some brilliant strategies.
>>19770397>Erica "Shoot all the bullets!" Hartmann>strategyUh.
>>19770441That's why I proposed Keima as squad leader: he benefits from her combat experience while reining in our Engel's itchy trigger finger.
>>19770441Oh good, I wasn't the only one to think it.
>>19770441Not strategy. Tactics. And honestly, when she isn't going all Orky with Sasha, she's still the Ace of Aces. I just wish we could see her go up against The Ribbon, Solo Wing Pixy, the Demon Lord of the Round Table, and the Ghost of Razgriz.
>>19770441Yeah, she was a pilot, not a commander.
Oh man. I'm out of town for a few days for a family funeral. I was worried I'd miss these threads, but I FOUND INTERNET.I'm a terrible person, aren't I? I care more about a weeaboo quest thread on 4chan than about my deceased grandfather.
>>19770512Yes. Yes you are. Your grandfather loved you I assume.
>>19770512Yes, actually, if you honestly do care more about this quest than your deceased grandfather, you're human trash.
>>19770512Depends on how close you were to your grandfather.And isn't the ability to still be concerned with what makes you happy in the present a sign that you're accepting your grandfather's passing well?
>>19770512I'd care more about a weeaboo quest thread on 4chan than my deceased grandfather.Though I'll admit I never really knew either of them.
rolled 34 = 34>>19770512If you are reading this DURING the funeral, yes.If you are reading this AFTER, it may be counted as a form of getting ones self away from reality and thus excusable.
>>19770537>>19770533>>19770535>>19770540I admit, I saw him at most for a few hours at a time every year or two. And if it were my OTHER grandfather, I'd care a shitton more. I'm just not really close to this side of my family. It's hard; they're Catholic, and thus, there's a lot of them.
>>19770533>>19770535Hey now. I agree with you two if his grandfather was still alive and on his deathbed.But he's already passed.While it's important to venerate one's predecessors, the living should still be concerned with the job of living, and not be so emotionally tied to the past that they can't move on.
>>19770557As usual the antilookout speaks it true.
>>19770557Before the funeral, but after the visitation.
>>19770574Then no worries, anon. You're good.
>>19770574Then I'd say you're fine.
>>19770574You poor bastard... Catholic Funerals are hell. Hang in there Anon.
>>19770793Not that anon, but I actually rather enjoy the morbid pomp and circumstance involved.
>>19770803But man... that incense... it's awful. It made me feel like I was going to shit myself.
It's not just me, right? The thread is actually being this slow right now?
>>19770884Slower than Molasses in the middle of winter.
>>19770884No, it's not just you. It's LG being LG.
You and Susan, thinking on the same wavelength, push Keima in the middle of the circle."I think we know who would be the best to lead us." you tell themYour class nods in agreement.Keima, not one to shy away from responsibility, nor one to put on airs of humility, begins to give out orders without further delay."We have no idea what's waiting for us, so I suggest all of you move in teams and concentrate on capturing the designated areas instead of eliminating the defenders."He begins to tell the gathered teams."I will need all of the non-combatants, those that have information gathering and monitoring capabilities, here with me to coordinate the strike teams."Those that he indicated step away from their teams and stand next to him."As for assignments, I want the Marionettes to attack the Gym, the capture oint there is the control room.. Negi, take your team and go after the Library, the archives on the second floor is where you should go."He then turns to you."Hayate, take our team and go straight for the stargate. We capture that and Admin is ours. Further orders will be given once you're done with your primary objectives.""Wait. What about me?" Asks Susan, "I'm not on any team.""I leave you to do whatever you want. Support any of the other teams or try and capture a different building by sneaking in.""Gotcha." She says with a nod.The three teams prepare to head out as Keima and those that will stay behind begin setting themselves up under the nearest clump of trees."Goodluck everyone, and give them hell. NOW MOVE OUT!"Assault starting.TARGET: StargateWAT DO?Also, WAT SUSAN DO?
>>19770912Double the Hayates, double the effect. I say Susan should come with us. The Gate is going to be the single toughest objective.
>>19770912For now, hang around with us.I want to try a enhanced teabeam.We'll "miss" our target, she siphons it and hits him with it.
>>19770912Hayate WAT DO:Go invisible, and take point. We'll do forward recon so that our team doesn't fall into ambushes.Susan WAT DO:Go with Negi's team, and go invisible as well, to act as forward recon. Once Library is secure, act as a free-ranging invisible recon asset.
>>19770912... the stargate isn't on the map...Hayate: dispense potions, then invisible scouting.Susan: stay with Keima's group in case they get attacked.
>>19770912Take susan with us, go in all stealth like, take guards out with knives and invisibility.
>>19770956The Stargate is in the basement of the Admin building.
>>19770912Hayate get going to our target, use invisibility once we come upon any sign of oppositionSusan stay with Keima provide defense for our information specialists
Seems like we may well end up an even split before too long, so I'll offer this tidbit: if we split our firepower too evenly, the group hitting the hardest objective will end up needing backup and the group hitting the softest objective will have more assets than they can effectively utilize. And with no real "reserve" force of combat specialists, that could be a serious problem. Either we take Susan with and overwhelm the gate room, then keep rolling as we find targets of opportunity: or we leave her at our rear command center to deploy as needed.
Not a lot of consensus here.Knowing Sousuke, he'll try to take out Command and Control assets and officers, which means that he'll set up some static defenses, then try to take out Keima and our other analysts. Considering that, it may be better to keep Susan with Keima and Matsuri.Keima can have one of the other teams redeploy if Hayate's team needs backup at the Gate Room.Also, we don't necessarily have to take it, just make the defending force concentrate there, so that our other teams can take the other objectives with less of a fight.
>>19771062Is there anyone on our team with the ability to project large holograms? If so, they could have a hologram of us with one of the other groups that taunts Sousuke using the gun stuff we usually do.
>>19771036>>19771062I agree, lets keep susan and a few others as a defence force.
>>19771088No, not a "defense force". We are the aggressors here. The defenders are likely in prepared positions, and are unlikely to leave them.What we'd be leaving behind is a reserve squad that would be able to apply more pressure if one of the main assaults stalls, or strike at a target of opportunity should that scenario arise.
>>19771142Sounds good to me. I'll support this.
>>19771142Sorry, ment reserve. Distracted.
>>19771203Fair enough, it's not a commonly-used concept. Also, let's go to town on this. I'm going to give you guys a fun problem to solve while I'm grabbing a snack.>there is a room>you are assaulting it>there are six enemies inside, you have a squad of 4>the entrances are: 1 window (blinds pulled), 2 doors (locked), and one skylight>how do you proceed?
>>19771265Have one guy throw grenades through the window, and the other three watch the doors and shoot anyone who comes through.I don't think there's any problem in urban warfare that grenades don't solve.
>>19771265This doesn't provide anywhere near enough information.Thus, two go by the secret tunnel, taking them all by surprise while the other two tapdance through the door.
>>19771265Drop grenade through skylight.Squad blows holes in them as they try to run.
>>19771265Kay so you climb onto the roof, tie yourselves together and to an air vent. You all dive head first through the sunroof and when you are through start shooting.Duh.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWmULEa2jUw
>>19771265det charge on the wall, stack up, blow wall, frags apleny and then quick entrance killing erything that moves
>since there's not much concensus for now, let's do thisYou and the others arrive at the Bureau's gates, everyone has their eyes peeled and ready for anything.The place seemed abandoned, undefended, but you're sure that's far from the case.Sprinting through the quad, you and the others make a beeline for AdMin.No guards, no automated turrets, no nothing.But as you get to the building itself, you are presented with your first obstacle.The massive wooden doors that have always stood open are now barred and sealed.Metal shutters have come down and covered each and every one of the windows.If these were just normal shutters and normal doors, you were sure you could just blast your way through them, but of course they weren't.WAT DO?[ ]try and blast them [full power, everyone][ ]find another way in[ ]other
>>19771356DING DING.This is the way it's done. When your enemy is careful enough to pull the blinds to foil snipers, they're probably watching all the entrances. So you blow a big fucking hole in the wall and shoot them in their heads.
>>19771376[x]find another way inHave Hayate go invisible to scout around.And we did reach consensus that Susan stays behind as a reserve, and just in case Sousuke comes around to assassinate our command assets with his gun harem.
>>19771376[ ]otherblow the wall next to the door
>>19771376Can we chain invisibility and attempt to teleport past the door. there should be a switch on the other side to open it.
>>19771376[x]otherDeploy nigh indestructible land-raider and drive through front door. Problem security?
>>19771408Fucking this!
>>19771405Teleport was dependent on our watch, though.Unless we've gone beyond that and can now teleport on our own.
>>19771418No, it wasn't. It was built off the bunnymode power.
>>19771418Well, up until that one with the freezer, we couldn't teleport through stuff either due to that very reason, but we seem to have fixed that problem.>>19771428It used both.
>>19771428And the watch.If you want to teleport, You will have to roll for it.If you want to use the watch in anyway, you will have to roll for it.
>>19771408Yes, we have a tank. Let's use it.
swaggier? why not just swagger? it's got an imaginary double meaning and it looks cooler at the top of a thread.
>>19771428It actually is dependent on both bunnymode and watch since we stop time for a moment bunnymode to our destination and restart time
>>19771376Find another way in while our team attempts to blast it.
>>19771265Thermobaric SMAW rocket through the window from 300 yards.Fat lot of good those blinds'll do ya.
>>19771376[x] find another way inTo the roof!
>>19771437>If you want to use the watch in anyway, you will have to roll for it.Let's not. The DC is only going to get progressively higher and the result of failure worse the more we chance it.
>>19771376Supporting the Tank option.Let's make like the Tank Police and make ourselves a new door!
>>19771408+1also, when you said naota, did you mean this naota?
>>19771602Probably. LG mentioned someone whose device was a bass guitar with a pullcord motor waaay back in the first thread, and nothing ever came of it.
>>19771521TANK SHOCK! KNOCK KNOCK! Seconding the tankshock through the doors.
>>19771602He did, Naota was mentioned in the first thread
>Tank"Okay, let's try this."You pull out the capsule containing the Landraider and deploy it in full."Sakura, Erica, Cover us from outside. Everyone else, pile in!"Jun, Ga, Hina and Amazoness jump in with you as you get behind the wheel and rev the engine.The armored carrier roars to life and you barrel towards the nearest wall at full speed.**ROLLEM**>taking the 3rd roll
rolled 81 = 81>>19771613fuckin-a i must have missed. gonna go back and check. am sad that we haven't befriended him.>>19771627rollan
>>19771627Rolling for adequate dakka.
rolled 89 = 89>>19771627Rollin for KNOCK-KNOCK
rolled 26 = 26>>19771627KNOCK KNOCK IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKIN' TANK POLICE!
rolled 44 = 44>>19771643forgot the die.
rolled 67 = 67>>19771627
>>19771635Yes...>>19771654YESSSS...>>19771661NO YOU BASTARD YOU RUINED IT ALL.
rolled 64 = 64>>19771661Fuck.
rolled 20 = 20>>19771643>>19771662shamefur fucking display anon
>>19771635>>19771654>>19771661Apparently the dice don't like the Tank Police.
inb4 erica makes a tank-penis-performance joke
>>19771688>In before we just stare her in the eye, she blushes, and then mumbles 'never mind...'
>>19771643I WILL PEE ON ALL THAT IS DEAR TO YOU
>>19771662It is all your goddamn fault.
>>19771661*BAM!* the front hull hits the wall hard, the shock jarring all of you inside."having trouble there teacakes?" Asks the German girl outside."Just need to warm up, that's all.""I've told you time and time again, no matter how big it is, if you don't use it correctly, then you're going nowhere.""Really now?" You back the tank away and rev the engine once more.ROLL TO TRY AGAIN.>Considering first 5 rolls>Do anything additional?
>>19771751I know I'm a terrible person!
rolled 82 = 82>>19771821Fuck it. Fire the cannon.
rolled 50 = 50>>19771821>anything additional"Everyone start SCREAMING YOUR BATTLECRIES!"
rolled 76 = 76>>19771821Blow the ever loving shit out of the door.No ADmin. Level the building. Let noone survive.
rolled 25 = 25>>19771821THIS IS A BLOODY TANKWHY ARE WE NOT SHOOTINGPEW PEW PEW
rolled 90 = 90>>19771821Land Raiders come with Lascannon sponsons, don't they? Well, we FIRE ZE LAZERS and ram.
rolled 11 = 11>>19771821Fire cannons at the point of impact before attempting to charge again. That should hopefully provide some weakening of the wall's structure.
>>19771821Why is our command staff not in the tank, and why is Krieger-chan not driving again?No, seriously. I know there's a reason, I just forgot.
rolled 57 = 57>>19771842GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH
rolled 9 = 9>>19771859Jack isn't "equipment we can carry" I still call bullshit on that.
>>19771859Because she's a separate and distinct individual, not a familiar like Jakok or Ted, and we're not allowed to use her because of that.
>>19771859The tank is highly visible and there are no areas of good cover where it could go hull-down.Also, one of the defenders is an accomplished mercenary with extensive training in anti-tank tactics and proficient with a wide range of anti-tank missile systems, all of which he can instantly materialize, with nigh invulnerable spotters that he can use to paint the tank from anywhere in the Bureau.
>>19771910Because Jack isn't a construct or a Device, she's and actual person. That's why we can't summon her, and why we can't keep her in Kraus' storage.
>>19771859Can't take her into the sim since she isn't a familliarWe do need to figure out a way to get like a miniature trench system for her to inhabit so we can summon her like Pokemon
>>19771957>"Krieger! I choose you!">"...">KRIEGER USED LEMAN RUSS>IT'S SUPER-EFFECTIVE>THE ENEMY HAS FAINTED
>>19771957...So you're going to keep her locked up inside a pokeball, only letting her out when she might be of use?
>>19772004No just when we need her help in the field. It would be like her home away from home complete with fortifications and heavy gun emplacements
>>19772004No were also going to enter her in beauty contests for our own notoriety and prizes.
>>19772054...Why would we enter her in beauty pageants instead of entering them ourself?
>>19772054And put her in a daycare so she can "Play" with the other people in the daycare while the old man doesn't pay attention.
>>19772075Then when we pick her up she'll be carrying an "egg" and were going to have to raise the "egg" till it "hatches" and goes to university.
>>19772111At least this one won't be ours.Or will it. . .
>>19772134It will. Shit just happens. I dunno.
>>19772148DAMN YOU FUTURE HAYATE!
>>19772160Suppose we hand a highly sticky roll of tape with the picture of a sad girl on it that we hung outside of our bottle?
>>19772068An excellent question. We did so enjoy ourself during that junior idol contest our mother put us through.
You unleash all of the tank's weaponry onto a single point in the wall, hoping that this will weaken it enough to allow you to break through."Need some help?" Erica asks as she joins in with Sasha and Sakur adds some spell of her own.Before the smoke from your assault could even settle, you gun the engine and ram the wall again.*CRASH*You manage to pierce the wall and the landraider ends up inside the building.There's no room to maneuver the thing through the halls, so you get out of it and continue on foot.As you turned a corner, you ran into the first defender you've seen so far.It's Shirou.And armed with an axe and a sword, he looks like he means business."YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" he tells you as he brandishes his weapons.WAT DO?>add a roll
rolled 90 = 90SHIROU!EAT THIS SUGAR!
rolled 31 = 31>>19772187"Shirou I'm on your side. Have some cake."
rolled 84 = 84>>19772187Offer delicious candy treats
rolled 11 = 11>>19772187"O REALLY?"Here Shirou, have some fudge!"And materialize a pound of fudge, with triple the sugar content.
rolled 39 = 39>>19772187give him sugar then pump a few rounds in him
rolled 91 = 91>>19772187Overwhelming fire superiority + ramming speed.We assault party now.
rolled 58 = 58>>19772187Don't worry. We don't want to pass.Want some Sugar?>Whynot KrausGood idea Captcha. Klaus, make him some sugar.
>>19772195We love you, Derm.
rolled 38 = 38>>19772212>Why.
rolled 53 = 53>>19772220I love you too anon.
>>19772222Because.
rolled 6 = 6>>19772187"Shirou, there's no time to explain. I need you to eat ALL this fudge."
>>19772187Fuck. We're about to get perforated aren't we?
>>19772195this.
>>19772054No. We are not going to do the shit our parents did to anyone we care about.>>19772212It will probably work with a roll that high, but we just lost out on more Ilya shenanigans.On that note, we *really* need to have a good talk with Shirou about that whole multiple-personality thing.
>>19772335We need to talk with Dr. McNinja and Ms. Melmo about that, too, to see if they've been able to find anything.
>>19772335>>19772068>>19772054I was making fun of pokemon contests...
rolled 61 = 61>>19772335>No. We are not going to do the shit our parents did to anyone we care about.Have you played many pokémon games? 'Cause that anon was referencing the pokémon beauty pageants. Since EVERYONE ELSE was making pokémon references.
>>19772335Sounds like someone needs to be left with Professor Ivy. . .
>>19772353>>19772359>>19772373>Implying he wasn't saying that Hayate's parents entered him in pokemon contests and fights.
>>19772381you just blew my mind.
rolled 99 = 99>>19772381Of course not. Though there was that one Junior Idol contest, the memories of which we called on against the idols once. I think that's when we called upon it.
>>19772381"Hayate. Here's a knife. Now, go kill Mewtwo. I've got a big bet riding on this, so don't fail me now, son."
>>19772195'Kraus, do that thing I told you about.''YOU GOT IT FROSTY.'Powdered sugar began to pour from above Shirou's head, the white stuff coming down thick like snow."LOOK SHIROU! IT'S SNOWING!" You tell the lad happily."Snow?" He looks at his clothes getting covered by the stuff and sticks his tongue out. "Waitaminite... This isn't snow... IT'S SUGAR!"He opens his mouth wide and begins to scoop up the small mounds forming in the hallway.As stood there, happily making snowmen and what appeared to be the beginnings of an igloo, you and your team step around the lad and run on deeper into the building.-------------------------------------------Minutes later.Another corner, another hallway. Getting to the Stargate should not be taking this long.Something is not right.It's like you've been running around in circles.WAT DO?
>>19772409Hayate would probably manage to kill Mewtwo, but Dad would neglect to mention beforehand that he had actually bet against Hayate.
>>19772416Drive tank through another wall.
rolled 75 = 75>>19772416Blast through a wall. It's the only way to make sure.
>>19772416Who has illusion magic or the ability to set up wards? anyone?
rolled 98 = 98>>19772416who needs doors and halls, blast through one wall after another until we get there
rolled 90 = 90>>19772457Seems like Fritz has the right idea.
>>19772416Try to blow a hole down through the floor using some Molotov and tea laser, assuming that the Gate Room is still a few levels down. Or through some walls, if we're on the same level.
rolled 39 = 39>>19772457This man! He speaks what we already said, but with much greater effect!
>>19772441>>19772457>>19772464Well I guess this plan is a go then.
rolled 46 = 46>>19772416walls are doors that just don't know better. Popo those bitches down.we should probably talk to Saber at some point about figuring a way to turn off shirou's taste glands or whatever it is that makes sugar so delicious.
>>19772515Nah that would just be cruel, he loves sugar more than anything
>>19772522it also makes him entirely too easy to compromise as an agent, even when in the field on assignment, the only place he shows any aptitude.a tool that you have to trick into working for you and that can be easily tricked into working against you is not a tool that you will keep for very long.
>>19772522Next time, we'll see what happens when we use Aspartame.
>>19772539That's why he is his own teams worry. Plus it isn't going to be widely known by all and sundry or even attempted by most the people he fights
"Yeah... This is taking too long. Gai, a little help please?" You ask with a teapot out."Gladly." HE turns into his second form and readies his gun.You estimate the general direction to the star-gate and begin blasting through walls in a straight line.After blasting through a dozen partitions, you find yourself face to face with 3 Security personnel armed with riotshields and nightsticks.You have no idea what they can do, nor do you know what their weaknesses are.But you do know that the large door behind them leads straight to the Stargate."We'll hold them off. You run on inside."Hina tells you as she gets ready.You could do as she says and capture the building early, but you think that they might need the back up you could provide in this fight.WAT DO?[ ]provide back up[ ]Go ahead inside [ADD A ROLL FOR THIS][ ]other
rolled 70 = 70Provide Minion backup and head inside.
rolled 53 = 53>>19772604[x]Go ahead inside[x]otherdeploy Lo to aid the others
>>19772604[x]otherHave a clone run inside while invisible. Let's us see if there's any defenses and ambushes in the Gate Room, and also lets us hit the security team from the flank.
>>19772604[x] go in, but leave a clone behind to provide support
rolled 27 = 27>>19772604The lady says go, we go.
>>19772604Riot shields and nightsticks? Really? I'll atleast assume rebounder.[ ]otherpely they asses with molitov and detonate them just before they make contact with the shields.
rolled 50 = 50>>19772629Invisible clone runs ahead to scout.We'll stay back and help until we have more intel.
>>19772604ask Keima if he's picking up any noteworthy info about these defenders
rolled 32 = 32>>19772604Charge! Go invisible and take the building while the security forces are busy
>scoutYou pop a copy and have him go invisible quickly."I said go." Hina tells you as the opposition eyes you.'Let me get some intel first.' you answer her as you draw some knives.Amazoness charges, followed by Gai.The guards bringing their shields up to defend themselves.The spear and the sword your teammates used don't even leave a scratch on the clear shields the defenders were using.The one that Gai attacked pulls back on his nightstick and unleashes a vicious blow to his torso, but Gai stood firmly in place.The one defending against Amazoness just stood there looking bored.---------------------------------------------------------->Hayate BYou push the door open and sneak on inside.The large room seemed empty enough with only one man standing before the ring of stone.It's Kyon.WAT DO?[ ]run on inside[ ]provide support
>>19772750[x]provide supporti do not think it would be wise for hayate or susan to test Kyon at this point in time.
>>19772750>>19772750>kyon, alone.Something is very wrong with that. Go backand provide support
>>19772750Hayate B yells: "Oh my god! I can't believe Hayate is having sex with Yuki in his room!" using our skills as a stand up comedian.
>>19772750Sneak inside and backstab
>>19772750Kyon's abilities are unknown to us but since he is the directors right hand man he should be crazy powerful.
>>19772750Pour something cold down the back of his shirt.
>>19772750[x]provide supportWe can only make a clone once every two hours, and it only lasts for 2 minutes. Use it to attack the Security Team from the back and cause confusion. Then we'll take on Kyon with everyone.
>>19772803And he hates us, so he's not likely to go easy on us.
>>19772877yeah, we should not poke that barely dozing dragon in the eye.
>>19772789This. Psycho warfare. It worked on Souske, after all.
>>19772750[ ]run on insidethe rest of the group seem to be quite evenly matched against the riot guards, Kyon will certainly go all out if he sees only us as an opponent.should use this fight to get to know him better and maybe change his opinion of us being Yuki's guardian.
>>19772893Yeah, but Kyon's the type that'll hold a grudge.As if he didn't hate our guts already.
>>19772789>Loud NoiseVoice 1 "Look! It's Kyon."Voice 2 "Good thing, Hayate's not here. Kyon would kill him.Voice 1 "Where the hell is he anyways?"Voice 2 "No clue. Last I saw him, he was nailing Yuki in his room.">We're invisible as he runs past.
>>19772916He doesn't outright hate us he just dislikes how close we have gotten to Yuki. Mainly because for so long he looked after her and she relied on him as a big brother figure
>>19772916I dont think he, personally, would be in this sim... no wait I do.I like yelling the Yuki sex thing though
>>19772945Chance to beat hayate a bit without consequences? He would have jumped at the chance
>provide back upAs you tried to have your clone sneak out and attack the guards from behind, it disappears without warning.'WAT.' you think as you grow your knives into swords and prepare to assault the other guard that was just standing there.You and Hina jump him.Weapons swinging into action.He dumps his baton and his shield, stopping your swords with his bare hands.His helmet drops away to reveal a blonde mustache and yellow bandanna."Whatcha gonna do now, brother?" he asks you before throwing you across the hall like a ragdoll.WAT DO?
>>19773087Summon a slim jim.SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
>>19772750i'm against yelling Hayate-Yuki sex because if he didn't hate us before, he will definitely hate us after that.i say we have out clone pour 'x' down his 'y' and fight him one on one.
>>19773087Coat self in slider, except for soles of feet. Start punching shit.
>>19773087....wat?Oh now it's ON!"This is what I'm gonna do."Pop a vial of Drago, and wrestle Hogan.
>>19773087"Your wife divorced you because your a pathetic loser who spent way too much time using steroids and spending too much time with his daughter!"
>>19773087>Hogani thought he was awesome as a kid even though i hardly ever saw him on TV because EU.long time ago that was.oh lord what are the other riot guards hiding!?
>>19773152Eh, Rick Flair was better.And if you're talking about the NWO, Sting was better there.
"This is what I'll do." You pull out vials of Drago, downing one and handing the rest out to your team.As you did this, the other two guards drop thier weapons and remove their helmets and tactical vests.One of them, the one Amazoness tried to attack had his face fully painted gold.The other one had a cheerful looking face, the dirty sock he slipped onto his right had was weird though.WIth your whole team now buffed with Drago, you face off.****ROLL FOR WRASTLING.considering the first 5 rolls.
rolled 68 = 68>>19773254
rolled 3 = 3>>19773254no idea how to wrastle
>>19773268fuck me...
rolled 82 = 82>>19773254Wrastlin'!
rolled 56 = 56>>19773254give them the chair!
rolled 50 = 50SUPLEX MOTHERFUCKER!
rolled 96 = 96>>19773254This should be easy, considering the time we were kidnapped by a Russian and forced to wrestle bears for his amusement.
rolled 20 = 20>>19773254Gold Dust and Mick Foley...oh boy.
>>19773286>>19773281Dammit! Missed it by one post!
It was four of you against three of them.Gai takes on the one painted in gold, the girls attack the one with the sock and you head towards the dude with the bandanna.He's slow and somewhat predictable.But as his fist hits the wall just beside your head, you realize just how powerful he is.You duck underneath his fist and go for his midsection.Each punch you threw like hitting a goddamn iron plate."Brother, you don't know just what you're dealing with." He says as both fists come down to pound on you.You roll to the side and gab his ankle, pulling the large man off his feet."Grappling huh? I can dig that."His free leg throw a boot towards you, making you release his leg.As you stood up, he somehow managed to get behind you, grab you around the waist and attempts a suplex on you.You counter this by kicking off the wall to your right, making him loose balance and crash into the man that was holding the girls at bay.He releases you and you jump back, a teapot ready.You fire into the two men at full power, Hina and Amazoness joining in with arrows and slashes.You turn to the one with the golden facepaint jsut in time to see Gai kick him square in the chest and send him crashing through the door into the Stargate's chamber.The three defenders defeated, you run into the room.ROLLEM **1d3****taking the 5th**
rolled 3 = 3>>19773431lets go!
rolled 3 = 3>>19773431'kay.
rolled 2 = 2>>19773431
rolled 2 = 2>>19773431All aboard the coal train baby.
rolled 3 = 3Booyah!
rolled 1 = 1All right lets see what we get.
>>19773458So Kyon's gonna challenge us to single combat, right?
>>19773431>twitter : GODDAMMIT THAT 96 wasnt the 5th?... Goddammit, well, no takebacks i guess the 5th roll is a 50, that 96 is the 6th>>19773431>5 x d3 none of them is a 1what are the odds.
>>19773482'bout 13%.
>>19773458You find three men inside the room.The firs and most obvious one was Kyon as he stood just at the top of the ramp leading to the stargate.The other, Touma, standing by what was left of the door.The third, someone you've not seen before, but he did have a dangerous air to him."Good work getting through those three, the commander would not be very pleased." Kyon says from his position."Now, what about playing with us for a bit?"'Gai, take that guy. Girls, take on Touma. I'll go for Kyon.' you tell them as you rush through the large room right at Kyon."I've been waiting so long to do this!" The man says as he rolls up his sleeves.WAT DO?
>>19773547PUNCH HIMMANLY COMBAT FOR YUKI'S HONOUR
>>19773547Throw a vial of Molotov at Kyon. Drench ourselves in Rebounder, then engage in close combat.
>>19773547We've still got Drago in our system, so bunny-mode up and fill his neck with knives.
>What's Kyon's power? Disbelief So much for our buffs.
>>19773547Shoot him in the face.Let's see him try to disbelieve bullet.
>>19773636So it'll be like fighting Touma? Guns and regular knives, then.
>>19773547Let's talk about our differences like normal human beings. And THEN stab him in the throat.
>>19773636He's seen us do crazy shit before, though.The man's a skeptic, he isn't blind. If we convince him that our threats are very much real, then there you go.
>>19773547You attack him head on, the Drago in your system enough to take him out by your estimation.With a knife turned into a sword, you attempt to stab him in the chest.Inches before the knife could touch him though, it was erased like it was never there."You... You have the same thing as Touma?"You ask as you jump back."Not quite." He takes slow measured steps towards you, hands in his pockets.WAT DO?[ ]tealaser[ ]molotov[ ]other
>>19773687[x]otherWe have real guns, you know. Hit him with the coachgun.
>>19773687[X] OtherSince he can erase magic, let's defeat him the one way we have without magic. We shall have a man to man discussion over the Yuki situation and attempt to come to terms.
>>19773687>[x]OtherTake out our fiddle, play a song using the memory of believing in Santa before that son of a bitch fucked us over.
>>19773687[x]otherTry a real gun. Pistols, then if he disbelieves the bullets, the shotgun. And if disbelieves the shotgun shells, have him try to disbelieve a shotgun buttstock to the face.
>>19773687Punch him.Manly. Fucking. Combat.
>>19773742We'll punch him. But first let's see if he can disbelieve bullet.
>>19773687Haruhi isn't god, it's Kyon.Shit only flies south when he thinks that she's going to make something happen.
>>19773781...holy crap
>>19773781stop melting my brain please.voting for real gun and if that fails, fist fight.
Hey. Hey guys. The guns? They were materialized majaically by Sousuke.Let's engage in the honorable sport of fisticuffs.
>>19773781That's canon, yeah.But we're in LG's world now. Maybe Mikuru is God here.
>gunsYou pull out your pistols from your jacket and fire at him repeatedly.None of the shots hit him, it was as if you were firing blanks."Let me guess, Hollywood mags? Yeah, no." He walks up to you with a hand out and attempts to punch you in the stomach.He's fast, but not fast enough.You avoid this and pull out your coachgun.These were loaded with real shells, not majaik ones like your pistols were.You unload one of the barrels but he dodges it. His movements clumsy but good enough."Real ones now huh?" He says as he picks himself up off the floor."You see, I may not be able to use majaik myself nor was I trained in combat, but once you get into as much shit as I have, you tend to pick up some skills along the way."Again he tries to attack.WAT DO.**ROLL FOR COMBAT**>taking the 5th
>>19773830> Mikuru is GodOh god help us!
rolled 17 = 17>>19773832punch with bullets or fists!
rolled 93 = 93>>19773832Stock in the balls?
rolled 29 = 29>>19773830So, wait. Kyon was the one that was bored?>>19773832Counter-throw. Into the other guy that's not Touma.
>>19773781heh that was also my thoery until the bullshit novel endings.In my thoery, Kyon gave haruhi the power to bend reality. (happened around the time he gave up on santa claus)He did this because he wanted to become not the centerpiece but just an observer in everything.But his desire for adventure still lead to him becoming the protagonist in the tale that haruhi spun.
rolled 30 = 30>>19773832Fuck this. Punch him in the face.
rolled 98 = 98>>19773832Engage in fisticuffs, get in there and use our CQC training to good use. But use it as a means of simply getting in close, locking him up, and then unload the other barrel into his face.
rolled 28 = 28>>19773832We can hit a man-sized target with a shotgun at five bloody paces. It's not that hard.
rolled 95 = 95>>19773832Waaaaggghhhh?
rolled 24 = 24>>19773855Pretty dece, mang
rolled 78 = 78ASInce I wasn't around for the Cannonball End: Erica should bhave gone for a real mech (with Flamers) not that silly excuse of a T-Rex. She could have roasted us alive if she would have gotten close enough (Dealing with Ted would have been easy at that point)
>>19773855YES
>>19773853>>19773781i like your version better.
>>19773855I was going to say disengage and let the shotgun actually get some decent spread, but with that roll?Shit.
>>19773855Who's awesome?You're awesome.
>>19773853How did it end? Im lazy and will not into google.
>>19773855>98We are a COMBAT BUTLER, jack of all trades, master of PAIN!
>>19773868Where would she have gotten a real mech from? Truckasaurus is the closest she could do, honestly.
>>19773885bullshit about that new member being haruhi or someshit.Everyone went home happy and shit.No real closure.Also not enough nagato.
>>19773895Didn't we cross Nevada? A quick detour to a certain Air Force Base and she is set.
>>19773907For a better continuation, read Kyon: Big Damn Hero.
>>19773907God damnit.
>>19773918That's if there's actually mechs there. Which there aren't.Top secret super-planes? Yes, most definitely.But no mechs.
>>19773953That you know of.
>>19773918Most likely not. Air and/or space craft? Probably. Mechs? Nah. There are other facilities for those.Otherwise, the private enterprise attempts are no where near that far along.
So I was thinking, are all the hives of the Beetonian Collective composed of European honeybees?I mean, yes, it would make sense since they're from an American apiary, but I think it would be nice to have a hive of Japanese honeybees.http://youtu.be/0EZtXNIT5QQ
>>19773855You turn the gun around and prepare to use it as a club.Kyon might have the upperhand if you used majaik, but you think you can get an edge on him in actual combat, your trainer was a gorilla after-all."You know what I still don't get?" he asks no one in particular, "Why did she send Yuki to you?""True, she likes you. And true, she had been growing at a nice rate after you began interacting. But nagato didn't have to push her like that."He attempts to kick you but it's an amateurish move, one you easily avoided.You swung your club and he dodges, the stock scraping against his jacket."I have no Idea why the Director did that," you answer as you send a flurry of punches his way "But if she thinks I should do it, and if Yuki herself wants to do it, then I have no other choice but to actually do it.""DO IT?! Do what?! What is IT?! What are you going to do to Yuki?!"he tries blocking the punches, but his concentration slips and some of them hit him successfully."I'm sorry, but that's for us to know and you to find out." You kick him in the chest and send him reeling back.The gun, now again aimed at him goes off."GAAAAH!"Kyon is out.You look at the others fighting by the door, Gai is holding off the man in the white jacket easily enough with his martial arts whle the girls continue to press on and corner Touma.Help who?
>>19773953Are you telling me to take stuff like this serious in a quest?The shenanigans LG could have milked out of this are near limitless. She could have found a fucking Warlock down there and it wouldn't be offhttp://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/Warlock
>>19773987Gai. He's our original bro.
>>19773986Oh my god, we should hat a queen as well, and stage BeeWars as training exercises for the collectives. Beetania vs The Beepolian Empire
>>19773923I have it bookmarked.Been reading it before the ending came out
>>19773987Help Gai, just to even things up.
>>19773923Im not even half way through Shinji and 40k, fanfiction shouldn't be this well written.
>>19773987Gai.>>19773988To a degree, yes. Keeping to the level of the sim's setting, at the least. The Canonball Run sim was plainly a "mundane" setting, allowing unobtrusive/unwitnessed majaik usage, in the late 20th century.
>>19774004Negative. Overwhelm Touma, then everyone wrecks the last guy's shit.Fuck fighting fair. We're a walking force multiplier.
>>19774001What happens when the Giant Hornets attack:http://youtu.be/2P7Q1ncgcoYIf you want a balance between numbers and individual power, then Yellow Hornets would be best:http://youtu.be/RhxsaBMk8lg
>>19773987The dude guy is fighting is an unknown quantity. The girls can take touma Help our riderbro
>>19774034But Gai seems to have the situation well in hand, and so we'd be able to take out his opponent faster. Then we can pile on Touma.Besides, we don't know what Gai's opponent is capable of; we should take him out before he can pull out something.
>>19773987>"DO IT?! Do what?! What is IT?! What are you going to do to Yuki?!""First I plan to take her out, to a nice meal!Then I plan to walk her home, and to her room.Then I plan to tell her to have a great evening, and that I shall see her for breakfast.Then she shall say thank you, and I shall go to bed!And there's nothing you can do to stop me, Kyon! Nothing! Bwhahahaha!"
>>19774034We are a force multiplier against people who can't nullify majaikTouma's power is directly designed to wreck our shit
>help gaiYou rush in to assist Gai, a silver sword again raised for combat.As your weapon came down on this unknown man, he points his arm up at you and the blade of your sword disappears.Your now bladeless sword swings harmlessly by him.Gai rushes in again.WAT DO?>Add a roll>considering the first 5
>>19774020yes. now go read thousand shinji as well
rolled 44 = 44>>19774078Kick him in the junk. Hard.
>>19774078"What is this, Team LOL Nope?"I don't particularly know what to do.
rolled 61 = 61>>19774078ANOTHER magic nullifier? What is this, Team Wreck Wizards' Shit?Help Gai using fisticuffs only.
rolled 42 = 42>>19774078Dammit.Mentilate to Gai, use combined Rider and Butler Fu to bounce this prick like a soccer ball between us
rolled 94 = 94>>19774078So we're up against Team Fuck Your Magic. We can work with that, stomp on his foot then kick him in the balls.
rolled 6 = 6rollin'
rolled 87 = 87>>19774085Yes sir.Also let's suplex the bitch.
>>19774096>>19774078>magic weapons!>lol no is all air!first fight, fist fight, fist fight.kick him in the nuts.
>>19774108They keep cancelling our magic like they expect us to just start rolling around on the ground crying helplessly. One trick ponies.
>>19774197To be fair, to a lot of the heavy hitters they rely exclusively on majaik so it would be the common reaction
>>19774197It would work against a lot of the artillery types, like Nanoha, Sakura and Negi. Even for melee fighters like Hina and Amazoness, they still use majaikally-generated weapons would be cancelled out and they'd be greatly reduced in threat. Hayate may not be a real bruiser like Shirou, but he's versatile. And that's what's going to mess up these magic-cancellers.
The sleep, it calls me.Good luck, gents, I'm out.>>19774225Amazoness reconfigures her device, I don't think that counts as majaikally generated. Hina's glass blade might count, unless its "cut anything" property overrides the cancellation.
>>19774241>unless its "cut anything" property overrides the cancellation.I'm pretty sure only Shiki is allowed to pull that sort of bullshit.
>>19774248>ShikiYeah, on that note, let's be happy it's Shirou with all the multiple forms. Can you even imagine if Shiki had access to all his variants?
>>19774241It is probably a matter of power levelIf cut > dispel then cutIs dispel > cut then dispelSo Touma might be able to stop it cutting anything but it will still be impossibly sharp, Kyon on the other hand can just disbelieve it entirely
>>19774248I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. Hina's "glass" sword was described as being able to cut through anything, so long as she could imagine it. That's all I'm sayin'.>>19774272Seems plausible.
>>19774106'Gai, how about some hacky sack?' you asked your teammate'Let us do it.' he tells you as you circle around behind the guy.Gai attacks him from the front, making the opponent back away just into your reach.You follow up with a kick into his back that sends hims sprawling towards Gai again.Gai knees him the stomach and the two of you slowly come together with him in between.The guy was good, very good in fact.But with your over-powered legs and Gai's impressive martial arts skills, you slowly break his defenses and pummel him.It seemed like he also had the same abilities as Touma, one that could cancel majaik, but since you and Gai used only your physical prowess, there was nothing for him to cancel.He attempts to block a sweeping kick from Gai, but is still sent sprawling a few meters away.The two of you jump up in unison and aim your heels square at his chest."DOUBLE HURRICANE KICK!"The man, one you never got the name of, was out.Touma looks your way as you eliminated his handler, Taiga.He brings his arm up again to block Hinagiku's sword forcing it to go turn back into her badge.He dodges Amazoness' spear narrowly.As you and gai proceed onto his position to assist the girls, he could only think this to himself.'Such misfortune.'---------------------------------------------------------------------'Keima, we've secured the Stargate.' you contact Keima after you've disposed of Touma. 'Where do you want us to go now?''Meet up with Sakura and Erica outside. They're fighting off some of the Security team and what I think is Sousuke's constructs.' he tells you.'Leave the team there to keep them occupied.''Then, i want you to meet-up with Susan and secure R&D.''R&D. Gotcha. What's our target there?''Sublevel 445. Thomas Edison's laboratory.'
>>19774289>Loli EdisonYES.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Lab RatsNew thread at 2200 4chan time.>MAD SCIENCE AT 0800.>Will tie-in with this current mission
>>19774280>as long as she could imagine it>imagine breakerEven putting that aside, Touma's arm isn't canonically something that can really be overpowered. Of course, LG has messed about with its function to allow it to work in this setting without causing too many problems, so its nature may have changed enough for that.
>>19774289>Thomas Edison's laboratoryOh, this is going to be hilarious.
>>19774289>Edison's labnow this will be interesting.
>>19774307>Lab RatsHAHAHA!Looks like that session in the labs with Stahl is going to be earlier than expected!
>>19774307Im kinda sad I'm probably gonna miss it.
>>19774311Why would Shiki be able to break through it, then?
>>19774289Hehe hacky sackI wonder how many people the bureau will end up assigning to kill us when we go rogue
>>19774356Because they cheat by attacking things indirectly. They could probably destroy IB through some sort of fuckery. At least one of them can unravel concepts, afterall.
>>19774357When we go rouge, we take half the Bureau with us.Leading to the NegaBureau.
>>19774356>Why would Shiki be able to break through it, then?The ways that the Skikis' and Touma's powers work are the kind that make it utterly pointless to compare them to each other (but people love to do so anyway). In their own respective canon they are absolute trump cards but there's no reference point for putting them against each other.The Shikis can kill anything and Touma can cancel any power that isn't mundane, there's no way to say if they could kill the Imagine Breaker or if it would negate the effect and they would just end up stabbing him in the hand. People still love to argue about it.(Both Shikis are crazy good at fighting so they could just go for a point or line anywhere else on Touma's body and there's pretty much nothing he could do to stop them as he's just a brawler).
