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Why can't a wizard use a human as a familiar?
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I think familiars are usually meant to be animals.
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You actually can.

They need to be babies though.
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I've been familiar with many of my apprentices, if you know what I mean.
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Considering you could have a pixie caster with a pixie familiar, I don't see any reason why a human couldn't have another human as a familiar.

It'd make sense in a setting like Dark Sun, where magic users are almost universally corrupt.
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>>19838968
I think what this gentleman is saying is that there is a maximum size limit on the size of familiars, which is the size category "tiny."

In any case, I'd point out that babies generally exceed the limits of "tiny," which IIRC is something like 1 foot tall, max. They might be smaller than "small" though, so a lenient DM might let you take a baby as a familiar.
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So, uh, couldn't you reduce person/permanency to make a human-sized creature tiny?
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>>19839030
There's also the improved familiar feat, but as far as I know it's still sort of a gray area at best
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>>19839030
Makes sense, but say you have a familiar and then it exceeds the size (your familiar dog grows more than expected, or in this case, the baby grows up) would it stop being your familiar?
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If I were to play a goblin cavalier, could I take a human commoner as my mount?
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Because you can't trust the fucks.
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>>19838953

It works out sometimes, but it's not worth the hassle for anyone. Pic related.
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Its overrated. trust me.
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>>19839052
Sure, why not?
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>>19839073
>>19839081

Familiar hivemind.
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>>19839081
>>19839073

cool hivemind bros.
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>>19839051
I would assume it'd be one of those "your mileage would vary" things, as I'm pretty doubtful there'd be a rule set in stone for such a thing.

Though, were it to enter another size category magically, I'd probably rule that it'd still be your familiar, whereas if it entered another size category naturally through aging, it'd probably graduate out of being your magical slave.
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>>19839092
>>19839096

Hivemind hivemind.
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>>19839101

no, we arent doing this
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According to pathfinder, you can have a severed head for a familiar. That's... part of a person.
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>>19839030
What if you somehow shrink a human first?
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I *wanted* a horse.

but the riding is pleasant enough, i suppose.
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In 2nd edition, dragons had a version of find familiar that let them summon humanoids. These days, though, you need Improved Familiar to get anything of a type other than animal.
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>>19839115
Now I want to play a voodoo flavoured wizard with a shrunken head familiar
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>>19839165
>These days
>6 years ago

what.
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>>19839124
I'd assume it would matter how you did it.

If it was a simple shrinking spell with any kind of duration, it'd be straight out. However, if it was unlimited in duration and didn't have any way of wearing off (i.e. decursing, that sort of thing), it'd likely be just fine as a way to get a miniature human as a familiar.

>>19839115
In D&D you can have a severed hand as a familiar as well. I'd think it has to do with the objects becoming their own sovereign entities away from their whole, so they are their own "tiny" object as opposed to being merely a piece of a "medium" object.
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If one of my players asked to have a person as a familiar, I'd let them based on the following rules.

1) You must take the Leadership feat and then you make your follower from that also your familiar.

2) The bonus you get from this familiar matches any one specific bonus you would have gotten from an animal familiar. You cannot change this bonus.

3) If your familiar/follower leaves you due to alignment issues or just general abuse/neglect/motherfuckery, you suffer the same penalties as from a familiar that died.

4) If you start doing any weird fetishy sexual shit with your familiar/follower, a magically conjured grand piano full of concrete will appear overhead and crush you, and only you, to death.
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>>19839073
>>19839081
Maybe if you weren't an underdeveloped twelve year old with a BDSM fetish it would've worked out for you.
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>>19839081
>>19839073
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>>19839319

Neither do I.

Enlighten us, /tg/?
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>>19839417
>>19839319
Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière (or just Louise the Zero for brevity) from the anime The Familiar of Zero (Zero no Tsukaima in the Moon language).
The 'Zero' is for her spell success rate. Yes, success, not failure.
There is only one season of it. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.
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>>19839417
Some wizard bitch with a Femdom fetish.She's useless in all the word but her familiar takes down a dragon with a bazooka
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>>19839089
Good choice.
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I did.

On accident.

The GM persuaded me to take a cursed item flaw. Said item was an ancestral spellbook that had a demon (or something) bound in it. Eventually, I got around to talking to it and released it, except (surprise, surprise,) it tricked me, and got bound as my familiar on release. It was an absurdly intelligent shadow mastiff.

But so it goes, right? So we went on a bit longer, and my wizard was a bit bitter that this had tricked him into killing his old familiar (had happened as a side effect of binding it as his new familiar.) While bonding with another player, they proceeded to have the familiar read out of a cursed fairy tale book that we'd found. Reading from it, the shadow mastiff got polymorphed into "A beautiful princess" from the particular fairy tale it had read from.

That was expected; the book had functioned like that before. What wasn't expected was that that was the book's last charge, it crumbled to dust, and the curse became (effectively) unbreakable.

Best of all, due to an error somewhere along the lines in communication, I didn't realize the dog had been polymorphed into a beautiful naked human woman until after adventure. Effectively, my wizard saw this, shrugged, and then went about his business like it was Tuesday.
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>>19839051
No. A familiar isn't a real animal. It's a summoned/constructed creature. A familiar doesn't age and isn't a real animal.
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>>19839470
but moonspeak has 4 seasons
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>>19839470
>>19839081
>>19839073
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>>19839684
saved, so very very saved
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Human demi-liches are tiny
Maybe you can grab one with improved familiar because its a bit higher power then normal
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>>19839684

That was an awesome fanfic.
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>>19839719
link please
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>>19839750

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6154638/1/The_Hill_of_Swords

Warning, it's long as fuck.
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I want to be an awakened cat wizard with a human familiar. And then we pretend the human is the wizard and I'm the familiar. Cause thats awesome
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Why have a miniature human when you can just have a halfling familiar? Much less magic involved.
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>>19839765
i thank you kind anon
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Can my baby familiar be voiced by Bruce Willis?
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>>19839795
Because Human Lolis , unlike Halfling Women, are deliciously flat.
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>>19839849

Louise isn't a loli, just tiny.
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>>19839550
Nice copypasta.
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>>19839849
Why not both? Take the Extra Familar feat every time you get a feat.

That's six at level 20 assuming you're a human in 3.5.

That means you can have THREE lolis and THREE halfling girls following you everywhere at the same time.

Half flat, half breasts, all delicious small girls. All the time.
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>>19839949

Dammit Zoidberg.
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Jesus christ you people

You don't need magic or feats to get a bunch of lolis and halflings to follow you around, you need like 6GP a Week
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leadership where they are all lolis
with a leadership score of 25 that's about 150 lolis, and if you can make them all wizards (not sure on this, think i read somewhere they have to be an npc class) and have them all have loli familiars that 300
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Thinking it over, you should have more variety than just two types, maybe?

Let's try it this way. One Loli, One Halfling girl. One Gnome girl. One Goblin Girl. One Fairy. And one delicious Merfolk Loli.

Maximum variety. A varied diet of small girls is good for your health. I read it in hair for lobstermen magazine.
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>>19839946
Pardon? I've posted it once or twice before, but that's because it actually, you know, happened, and it's one of my stories.
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>>19839134

I would think she'd be more muscular than that.
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>>19840002
In that case you would want the arcane leadership feat, which counts as three points higher than normal for attracting spellcaster wizards of your specialized spell school.

This means you could only have five familiars, but assuming all of your followers are shortstacks and they all have small girl familiars, you would indeed have a massive small girl buffet. You get the same +2 to your score if you're famous, which wouldn't be hard if you're the well-known lolimancer. Another +1 if you're known for being generous and giving candy to lolis and small girls. And +1 if you have a special power. Again, lolimancer.

Assuming you have max ranks, you can be level 20 with the following number of followers:

135 Level One Small Girl Wizards, with 135 Small Girl familiars. If these are all human lolis, they can take the extra familiar feat and have two familiars. But that's boring. Total: 270 Small Girls.
13 Level Two Wizard lolis, with 13 Small girl Familiars. Total: 296 Small Girls.
7 Level 3 Small Girls, with two familiars each, having taken the extra familiar feat. Total: 317 Small Girls.
4 Level 4 Shortstacks, with two familars each, as above. Total: 329 Small Girls.
2 Level 5 Tiny girls, with three familiars each. Total: 337 Small Girls.
2 Level 6 delicious Merlolis, with four familiars each. Total: 347 Small Girls.

Also I realized I did the math wrong before because I forgot the every three levels feats. A feat every three levels (total of six feats), a bonus feat at level one, free familiar at level one, and five class feats, means you would actually have have Thirteen loli familiars by level 20.

Final total of Small girls: 360. This number goes up dramatically if you only use human lolis, but it's not worth losing the of small girls, IMO.
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>>19840321
Oh, and make sure you're a conjuration wizard, and all your small girls are conjuration wizards. Specialize in summoning small girls.

Your number of small girls would effectively double every combat round. I'm not going to do the math on that, but that's a LOT of small girls.

If you factor in the creation of loli golems and constructs, magically enslaved undead and monster small girls, that's a lot of small girls. On any given combat round, you'd outnumber a small nation.
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Can I take a female orc amazon barbarian as my familiar?

>yfw I cast the most random fucking spells out of her through that "cast spells through your familiar" feat during a WAAAAAAGH against your men.
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>>19840321
Does leadership and arcane leadership stack? If so, that adds a lot more lolis.
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i love you /tg/
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>>19840321
This is a good example of why I got sick of 3.5/PF.
And I don't mean the pedophilia.
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>>19840416
It doesn't specifically say. So I'm not sure. But I'm guessing no. Still, if you factor constructs into your loli army, you've got a prettymuch limitless number of small girls.

Of course there are artifacts and magic items which boost basically any category you like, including followers.


>>19840392
Only if you shrink her down to size small. Which is hilarious.

I would shrink a female hill giant barbarian down to size small and take her as a familiar. In fact, shrinking large girls into small girls would be a great way to maintain variety concerning the type of small girls in your force.
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>>19840480
Number crunch?

Yeah, that's not a problem with me because anything that takes more than 3 sentences and isn't about fluff I tune out. Win, lose, don't give a fuck.
Bring me another supplement, this time one with more pictures!
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what is arcane leadership from?
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>>19840480
Hey now, plenty of small girls are older than you. No one says you have to do pedophilia if many races are naturally small and cute, even when they're several hundred years old. You can have the lolis because they're fun to have in the group, and only have sex with the shortstacks.
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At the risk of detracting from recursive leadership loli derp discussions, in my games the 'handwavium rule of magic' that disallows familiars being other humans/intelligent races is that the familiar you are binding must be a being of lesser 'soul' that you. Thus, beings of a higher order than humanity, such as dragons, might have humans as familiars, but humans generally get animals.

Exceptions or familiar analogs exist however, as people have attempted to emulate or break the rules and get being of an equivalent standing to become familiars- this has led to mutual oaths of apprenticeship that resemble familiars in some ways, but not in others. Mages debate endlessly on whether these things arrangements actually qualify as a familiar, or what exactly defines a familiar, bound demon, apprentice, etc.
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>>19840561
That's fine and all, but can't I do it without a bunch of stupid feats and an hour of research on the Small-Girls Optimization Boards.
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>>19840578
this wouldn't disallow loli familiars. just play a human male and you're higher up soul wise than a human female
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>>19840609
Wow, a mere three minutes. I was expecting it to take longer for someone to say that.

As for me, I'd put my lolis and tiny girls in charge of stores. Everyone knows they make the best shop keepers.

I'd have so much cash I'd be making an army of loli money golems.
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Hory Shit, someone please archive this shit.
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>>19840653
>someone will steal recette's cuteness
i know of only one person that can do such a thing, we have to stop her
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>>19840684
Quick! Someone cast a shrink spell on her, and take her as a familiar!
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>>19840723
i'm sorry, carmen sandiego has just stolen the concept of the shrink spell from the omniverse, you'll have to find another way
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>>19840751
The Mage's Guild will hear about this one at the next meeting.
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>>19840751
Get an alternate universe Carmen Sandiego to steal Carmen Sandiego for you.
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>>19840770
>implying she didn't already steal the guild
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>>19840363
>>19840321
>>19840007
>>19839949

I love you and everything you type.

I will now in my next game make a Lolimancer in honor of you and these posts
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>>19840777
carmen sandiego highlander?
do want
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rolled 37 = 37

This thread makes me want to play a game with one of my bros and both roll sorcerers, both designating each other as their familiar. Take team-work feats, grab Alter Self to switch places, gain Natural Armor and HP=1/2 the other sorc's HP.

Familliars can also use their master's BAB, so if one of us dips Warblade into JPM or Paladin into Eldritch Knight for PF, while the other goes Arcane Trickster/Spell-warp-sniper, we'd be rolling with high attacks, plenty of skill monkey potential, and SR at mid-levels.

Maybe get a Sorcerer or 'caster party, everyone is everyone's familiar.
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>>19840799
Wouldn't that just be how a coven is supposed to work?

That would be pretty cool, actually. Neat idea.
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>>19840791
You're welcome. May your army of small girls proper and grow to infinity.
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>>19840791
>lolimancer
>not childromancer
>2012
pick one
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>>19840901
Technically the army isn't even totally composed of lolis, but small girls.

Which means there ARE lolis, but the vast majority of the army would probably be shortstacks; I.E., races like Gnomes, Halflings, Goblins, and shrunk down versions of races like Orcs and Hill Giants.

So Lolimancer is inaccurate, but it sounds cool.

Now I shall post pictures of lolis and small girls, because I can.
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>>19840928
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>>19840936
All of these will be viable familiars. Remember, variety is the key to any successful lolimancer.
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>>19840941
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>>19840928
My army will mostly be made of Lolis of several species, human, orc, drow, etc.
But also small girls of well smaller species.
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>>19840958
That's fine too. Feel free to make up your own balance, loli, small girl, and tiny girl.
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>>19840978
I could be wrong, but I do not think that catgirl is who you think she is
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>>19840995
Yes, you can have Sette as a familiar.
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>>19840998
Oh Lord

What rare and perfect beast is this which lies before me?
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>>19841015
Technically Double could be a familiar for you, since she's a shapeshifter and could be whatever size she wanted.
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... well I was gonna see of anyone wanted to make this a comrade thread bit they don't
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>>19841038
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continue image dump guuuuiiiiiezzzzz
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>>19841059
This does not look like a loli or small girl. I know.

But that's because you've never built a golem out of it.

An entire golem, constructed entirely out of bismuth crystals, in the shape of a cute small girl.

You know you want one.
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>>19841076
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>>19838953
>Why can't a wizard use a human as a familiar?

Because wizards have no social skills.
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>>19841099
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>>19841106
Why have social skills when you can have social spells?
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>>19841106
Well that's simple. Recruit lolis with no social skills.
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>>19841148
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>>19841158
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If it's a 3.x wizard, once he hits 10th level or so he's pretty much treating the rest of the party like his familiars already.
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>>19841177
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AD&D, Humanoid Familiar, draconic spell. Third level ? Fourth ? I don't honestly remember.

You need to be pal with a dragon, but that's it. Unless there is a secondary restriction in casting draconic spell, but again, I don't remember.

The familiar is picked at random on a vast area. Without will-save. Enjoy depopulating a vast area and then trapping your soon to be familiar 18th level big Bad in it.
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>>19841222
Wouldn't you want a familiar with motorcycle chainsaw arms?
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>>19841222
>Chainsaw Hair

Awwwwwww yeah

Also I have forgotten what this thread is about
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>>19841015
That sir would be Double from skullgirls. She is made of flesh and eldritch horrors
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>>19841239
Lolimancers. Keeping lolis and small girls as familiars.
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>>19841233
I'd prefer one with wingjets for arms with a coupla missile hardpoints.
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>>19841263
I would not be surprised if Saschen drew that. It is only through great strength of will I have not posted all his everything here.

I'm going for a variety of loli and shortstack types. Remember, these are all valid familiars!
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>>19841279
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>>19841272
Is he using a puppet?
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>>19841279
Awww!
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>>19841255
>She is made of flesh and eldritch horrors

Oh yes, further inquiries will be made into this matter

>>19841279
I can't believe they anthropomorphized the brushie bat...
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Everything is anthro'd, provided you wait long enough.
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>>19841381
If she's tiny, she counts.
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>>19841389
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Þou'rt...not actually talking about familiars ITT art ye.
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Post pictures you'd like to post, then.
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>>19841424
Extraplanar familiars are totally valid too. Get your angel loli today!
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>>19841437
Demon Lolis are also good.
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I have enough pictures to hit the image limit a dozen times over, even trying not to post repeat characters, but I think I'm done for now. Let this be an inspiration to you.
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>OP: Can I have a human as a familiar?
>/tg/: Take these feats and you can have several hundred loli human familiars.

This is why I love /tg/
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>>19840321
Whats the maximum size of the loli army? Inquiring minds need to know!
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>>19841514
That's more math than I'm going to do. But basically, add one additional familiar for every loli wizard follower, assuming they're humans with a bonus feat at level one. You lose variety of types this way, but it gives you maximum numbers.

Then assume all of them are capable of summoning one loli per round of combat, effectively doubling their numbers each turn until the first summoning spell wears off.

Where any possible calculations break down is the nonstandard lolis. Golem constructs, undead, magically bound loli elementals, angels, demons, monsters, and so on.

Given enough time, you could literally make a giant plane of infinite lolis.

Also if you are a loli, the number of lolis in your army technically goes up by one.
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>>19841612
Oh, and for those think this is just a joke build, let me assure you that it can kill GODS.

How, you ask?

Very simple.

All your followers are wizards. They need only do one thing, in unison.

Cast magic missile once.
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>>19841634
Crunch on that - assuming the unoptimized base of 360 loli wizards, you are dealing 1080 points of damage, every damn turn (if they keep scrolls and staffs of magic missile).

Damage that cannot be avoided, evaded, or reduced.

Note that if your followers and familiars worship you, you're on a fast track to diety-hood yourself.
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>>19841634
>not casting grease to make the battlefield a writing carpet of greasy lolis
>not casting magic weapon in unison for a +360 sword
>not casting jump and the above spell, to jump to whatever plane you want and slay whatever gods oppose you with your +180 sword
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>>19841612
Let's not forget that you can Gate in, at least a couple of times, extraplanar loli wizards with Leadership upwards of twice your HD. As long as you can afford it, you can make use of them and their loli/small girl armies indefinitely. If you can't afford them, though, you'll be bound to their service until you can pay your immense debt off.

>implying this wasn't the whole idea
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>>19841662
>Shield spell

Sorry, bro. On the other hand, 360 instances of True Strike a round and an army of peasant soldiers giving your lolis piggyback rides into battle could probably go a long way.
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Noble Wild allows animal casters to have humanoid familiars, and even allows them to take the Greater Familiar class, so that they can counterspell like a boss.
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>>19841263
Some sort of loli battle golem?
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loli battle golems? like this one?
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>>19841721
Why is this not just a penitent engine?
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>>19841738
Because most people don't have asperger's.
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The gate opened to a world of ash and ruin.

Devastated, this land was a rich, plentiful world, once home to countless races.

As the lolimancer stepped through onto the ashen ground, she could see the evidence of demonic invasion everywhere around her. Dead bodies lined the rubble of the city - some hideously mutilated.

Below, in what little remained of the village square, she spotted what she had sensed across the planes.

A dozen young girls. Bound, tied, some horridly beaten. Demons surrounded them, and a greater female demon, dressed as a scholar, read from an ancient hellfire blackened tome.

Clearly, they were to be sacrificed - the energy of their innocent deaths used to open new portals. Allow new invasions. What here remained would soon be absorbed into the abyss - a normal world, turned into yet another mere aspect of that hellish dimension.

In this situation, faced with a vast horde of demons, many wizards would flee, or hide, or find some form of stealth. She brought her small staff down with a crash of thunder.

The horde looked at her, surprised. But that surprise quickly turned to glee. Clearly, here was a new sacrifice. She, a small girl, in wizards robes. No doubt a mere escaped apprentice.

Magically enhanced, her voice boomed out across the war torn land.
"I am The Lolimancer. Give me the girls, or be destroyed."

The demons burst out in uproarious laughter. A small girl, destroy them, some of the mightiest demons of the Abyss?

A dozen of them charged her.
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>>19841856
Without hesitation, she raised her staff, and saturated them with great rays of power. In an instant, the demons descentigrated - forms destroyed, banished again to their home plane.

The demon covered in scholarly robes raised her hands and began chanting. She was mighty - more experienced than perhaps even the greatest of human mages.

By the time she finished casting her spell, the other demons were dead. Clearly, the young girl was one of the more skilled mortals the demon had seen.

The young mage met her blast of hellfire with a counterspell. Skilled indeed.

For several minutes, the two traded spell and counterspell. The demon had the advantage, and pressed it, and soon the girl was on the verge of collapse. However skilled, she was still just a mortal, with a mortal's endurance and experience.

"You are finished, girl." She said. "We will use your power to bring ten thousand more demons for every one that you just killed." She cackled, gloating.

To her surprise, the girl laughed.

"I have a strength far greater than you, demon. It will allow me to defeat you with a mere magic missile."

She laughed at the young mage, raising her face up to the sky.

"Girl, I could take a hundred magic missiles and not flinch!"

The girl gave no reply, but raised her hands to reveal a small gem. She threw it up into the sky, and it exploded in a burst of light - then disappeared, as if swallowed by some unseen force.

Suddenly, gates appeared. Hundreds of them. Through them poured young girls - some adult members of the small races, some children of the mature races. Even angels and demons.

The girl raised her hand and pointed.

And the horde attacked.
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So familiars have to be tiny...?

Well, I think I solved the problem.
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>>19841871
Not all. No, not all. Were it all of them, the demon would have been annihilated in an instant. But several hundred raised their hands and threw magic missiles into the demonic sorceress, staggering her again and again. The last came from the young wizard herself. Finally, demonic sorceress collapsed to the ground, ready to be dispatched and sent back to the abyss.

The young girl stood above her fallen form.

"Do it. Kill me already."

"And let you off that easily?" The young mage replied. "No. I think not."

With a wave of her hand, she summoned a collar, and brought it around the demons neck, now laying helpless on the ground.

She writhed as she could feel the magic working on her body, and resigned herself to whatever terrible fate the girl would bring. Surely it could not match the pits of the Abyss.

When she recovered, her body felt smaller. To her horror, she found she now had the appearance of a small girl.

"You are bound to me as my servant," The mage said. "And so you will remain until you have redeemed yourself of your evil actions of the past. Take her to our plane, my companions."

Kicking and screaming, the cheerful horde of girls dragged her away into one of the portals.

The Lolimancer turned to the girls who would be sacrifices.
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>>19841884
"I am here to save this world. You have been orphaned by the evil, and the dark. I am giving you a choice. You can stay as normal girls - grow up to be housewives and mothers. Or you can join my army - serve as a familiar to one of my followers, or become a follower yourself, should you be so skilled. Either way, we will purge this world of evil, and every one like it. My world is filled with girls like you, who lost everything. Come with me, and make sure the young and the small are never hurt again."

This world had found its future - and the vast army of the lolimancer grew a dozen stronger.
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>>19841612
Lazy

135 Level One Small Girl Wizards, with 270 Small Girl familiars Total: 405 Smal Girls.
13 Level Two Wizard lolis, with 26 Small girl Familiars. Total 444 Small Girls.
7 Level 3 Small Girls, with 3 familiars each, having taken the extra familiar feat. Total: 472 Small Girls
4 Level 4 Shortstacks, with 3 familars each, as above. Total 488 Small Girls
2 Level 5 Tiny girls, with 4 familiars each. Total: 498 Smal Girls.
2 Level 6 delicious lolis, with 5 familiars each. Total 510 Small Girls
1 level 20 loli overlord PC Total: 511 small girls
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Bumping to see if anyone adds anything new or interesting.
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>>19842597
Not exactly new, but it might be new to you.
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>>19842630
That is utterly horrifying.
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>>19841856
>>19841871
>>19841884
>>19841894

Rock Loli approves of this thread.
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Here ya go, lolis, just how you like em yeah?
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Lolis aren't all that great.
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Wasn't their a necromancy focused prestige class in 3.5 that had a small girl ghost/zombie as a familiar?
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>>19843383
Yeah, they were called like...murder dolls or something whacky.
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Because most humans are too stupid to be used as familiars.
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>loli golem

Little girls can improve everything. Take, for example, human innards. Normally, one wouldn't think of his spleen or kidneys as being adorable, but once you imagine them as cute little girls, even human viscera can be worth falling in love with. Your kidneys, for example, would be identical twins wearing the adrenal glands as their hats, gladly devoting themselves to their rather disagreeable job with a warm smile on their faces so that your body can be free of waste products. Your bladder would be a shy, clumsy loli under the kidneys' guidance, trying her best to hold in your urine but occassionally falling and spilling pee everywhere. Your liver would be a reliable onee-sama type who oversees the blood sugar levels in your body and detoxifies harmful chemicals, she'd always be concerned over your well-being and admonish you if you don't watch your food and alcohol intake; but despite being a strict, no-nonsense class president type on the surface (she'd probably wear glasses too) she'd secretly be a perverted lolicon in an incestous lesbian relationship with her little sister gallbladder-tan. Your stomach would be a womanizer despite being a little girl, frequently kissing both oesophagus-tan and small intestine-tan mouth-to-mouth with the excuse of "transferring digestive contents", but she'd do this even if you haven't eaten in days.
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>>19843432
Slaymate, from libris mortis.
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>>19843536
That's right. I fucking love that book.
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>>19843527
That is some amazingly disturbing imagery.

Good show.
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>>19843567
FUCK OFF SURVIVOR I'M FUCKING TIRED OF OYU
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>>19843660
wut
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>>19838953
Is that Woody Allen molesting more of his children?
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The 'human as familiar' thing was done in the "Darksword" Weis and Hickman fantasy trilogy back in the 80s. IIRC the wizards of the magitech setting dragged around a bunch of dudes called 'catalysts' as living fuses.

They even made a (rather shitty) RPG out of it: "Darksword Adventures".
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>>19843858

He's a wizard.
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>>19843547
Libris Mortis did have some creepy ideas. Graveborn did too, come to think of it.


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