You are a Magical Girl, and you are currently being coerced into justifiable homicide.Not really coerced. More like persuaded. Actually there isn't really much persuading to be done. You'd do it yourself in a heartbeat, just by principle. You won't even charge for the effort, and you'd gladly volunteer for the cleanup of the mess and the eventual witnesses if need be.Some people just really need to die, and Lance Kilgore is one of those people. And as the slightly-intoxicated young woman in the fetching maid uniform sitting beside you on the open bar had so helpfully suggested, no one will mourn him having an accident. A .50 Action Express accident to the face. Multiple accidents in point blank range.You blink slightly at yourself and wonder if it's the Golden Desert Eagle strapped to your side talking, or just your natural predeliction to aggression.But no one came blame you, really. Standing seven feet high and musclebound to the point that he seems more mountain than man, Lance Kilgore is a beast, almost transhuman. His clothes, infested with sequins, glitter, lined with what looks like fur from some unfortunate, recently-extinct animal, seems tailored specifically to show off his sculpted chest and abdominals, and also show the entire room just how much of a preening bastard he is. The parachute pants that seem to have come directly from some bygone century swishes against the floor, held secure with a jewelled belt buckle with his initials written out in diamonds. His teeth are grotesquely grilled - diamonds drilled directly into the enamel securing a network of silver and titanium, gilding each edge, giving him a gleaming sneer that spells SWAG when he's clenching his jaw. His eyes, covered in star-shaped shades, the frames dazzling with sequins.
IT BEGINS
>>19875084YEEEEAAAH BOIHAHAHAREMINESCENCE OF THE DAYS OF OLDhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3-rAeBL-io
For those of you who missed the end of the last thread. We realized that Lance Kilgore is none other than Black Baron/Blacker Baron from MadWorld/Anarchy Reigns.If you don't know who that is, here's a quick overview: Basically big black guy that fights like a boxer. Maximum swag.Black Baron's MadWorld Theme: Look Pimpin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc-pQsoTL9cBlacker Baron's Anarchy Reigns Theme: Days of Oldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaeypLaezLQBlacker Baron Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwrel&v=jpUO68xpcOUBlacker Baron Gameplayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2oaQ-pk_2w&feature=related
Time for me daily fix!http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL67063575C6FD2AB5Also, music. People mentioned madworld for our lovable lolicollector.
>>19875117>>19875113http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSlnbCIHK80I feel like this song somewhat fits with MurderfaceAnarchy Reigns has the BEST OST
>>19875113And in madworld he isn't actually black. He is a white guy wearing blackface over his whole body
And finally, to top off the douche ensemble, the douche cherry to this douche sundae - a pimp hat, velvet in hue and in material, with a jaunty feather bobbing from the headband.But even with all these, not one of them are what catches your attention the most.It's the golden bangles, on his wrists. Thick, heavy ones, gleaming, an icon of a double-headed eagle with its wings sculpted into the metal, the likeness captured in mid-flight. On him, they look to be the circumference of car tires, encasing his thick wrists.It would be reasonable to assume that it's simply part of his wardrobe, in Lance's effort to make himself look as tough and as flashy as he felt. Typical gold jewelry, ostentatious and garish, like the necklace with the massive diamond-encrusted pendant shaped like the silhouette of a woman spreading her legs hanging from his neck. But you know, as sure as you're ignoring the double whisky in front of you, that the Desert Eagle holstered by your side and those bangles came from only one origin. An origin with pink hair and sunless eyes."A piece of work, him." Fabiola murmurs after a moment. "They say he is quite the monster on the battlefield, and much more so in the bedchamber. But those tales, of course, are spread by his fans." The maid laughs slightly at this. "Still, I would say a few shots, point-blank between his eyes, should do the trick and easily enough. Do the world a favor, Pretend Maid, and I will make it worth your while."She winks at you again, and you can't help but wonder if rich people actually spend their spare time going to these kind of events.How do you respond?
>>19875113>MFW I actually own the madworld soundtrack and I have no fucking idea when or why I got it
>>19875148Maybe not tonight, but if the offer stays open then I may be coming to collect sooner rather than laterAs it is I have to be on my best behaviour so I am not allowed to go randomly killing people despite how much they may deserve it
>>19875148I'll not kill anyone until it seems fit Fabiola
>>19875131Clearly, Kirara's Madworld song is Come With It. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFsnDwnlVFEMurderface's is more Ain't That Funny, I'd say. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NuISynXwCo
>>19875148"I'm not a contract killer."
>>19875148"I'm not running a charity here Iglesias."
>>19875183Isn't that exactly what we are?We're just doing more bodyguard missions lately
While beating Kilgore into the ground would be amusing, we shouldn't go out of our way to cause trouble. Our focus is protecting Iori. Hide the golden gun, avoid Lance, and keep Iori away from him.Given how much swag Blacker Baron has, he might just hypnotize his harem with his charisma rather than any type of magic. Regardless, keep away from him.Oh and look for a big white guy with goggles on his head and a chainsaw attached to his right arm. We should totally share a few drinks with Jack Cayman if he's here.
>>19875148It's a bit strange to see a concerned citizen offering handouts to others to do her work for her. It's also a bit strange to see a maid who's incapable of cleaning up her own work.
>>19875148Are we armed with anything other than the Golden Desert Eagle and a knife on our left leg?
>>19875197This^Also, while we all might all love our lovable fellow operator reference, we have to assume that she doesn't have our best intrest in mind. I mean, we were ALREADY going to get into conflict with another golden weapon user. So, why push us? There's something we're missing.As terrible as it is, I think we really NEED to try to talk to Mr. Pimp-Named-BB. We need to find out what we can about Pinky, here.
>>19875230A silenced tranq. pistol, 5 HE Grenades and 5 Flashbangs as well, I believe.
>>19875241And a knife strapped to the ankle
>>19875197This.
>double headed eagleSounds like some Marneus Calgar mixed in for good measure. There arent any bolters, right? RIGHT!?"Define 'worth my while'. I don't usually accept kill jobs from random strangers, you see."
>>19875148we are not senseless killers... we are can be hired though if someone with enough money is willing to pay a white mutant cat.top priority: keep Iori (and maybe her friends) away from Kilgore while not letting his eye fall on our gun.
>>19875253Along with a cross with a hidden button that we must pray very hard then press in an absolute last-ditch effort to summon a 'big, big friend'.So basically, an emergency button to call our shitwrecker power armor.
>>19875200Nah that bastard is using magic to hypnotize them after he gets them to agree to being his
>>19875279Oh god I hope not
>>19875279If Kilgore is indeed Blacker Baron to the core then it's just "Super Sexy Fists of Fire"Basically he does Exploding Shoryukens and Shit
>double headed eagle>desert eagleHmm...
Keep the gun out, as it says "don't fuck with us."Collect Iori. Say something along the lines of "Mistress, an urgent phone call," to get her out of the room. She knows about the weapons so she knows the potential danger of the situation.Call QB, and inform him that it's not just magical girls that Pinky seems to be handing the weapons to. Then call Kyoko and give her an update. No need for an evac or backup, but give her an update so that she knows the chances of things going south went up exponentially.All the while, we should take what this girl is saying with a grain of salt. She's basically telling us to do what we want to do...or what the gun wants us to do. Proceed with caution.
>>19875279> There arent any bolters, right? RIGHT!?inb4 powerfist
>>19875308BB only has normal eagles.>>19875310We need an upgrade. Pic related. Double headed Desert Eagle.
We also should consider that killing Black Baron might not get rid of him permanently. He seems to have gotten killed multiple times in MadWorld without any real lasting problems.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ov04Ut9BNA
>>19875315That's a given we are more worried about them being the gauntlets of ultimate sueness that Calgar wears>>19875314Well for a start it does seem that just about everyone fucking despises this guy so it might not be a conspiracyWe aren't starting a fight in here tonight though. We will finish one that threatens Iori but otherwise this mission is be on our best behaviour and bring Iori homeNot that it will actually hold up of course shit is getting real, tits are going up and there is going to be a very big cover up for why a maid got in a fight with a 7 something foot tall pimp
I think we might have to set Kilgore on fire.Given how much fabric he wears and the bangles, he may find it hard to take his burning pimp coat off before he dies.
>>19875314This. If anything justifies a change in plan / an update being sent to our superior and our co-workers, it's the presence of a Golden Weapon at the party and the fact that it was handed out to (what is probably) a non-Magical Girl.
>>19875463He'd just flex it off. Bastard is ripped enough to manage that
>>19875197 >>19875235The maid blinks at this, before frowning slightly. "Of course I know you are not doing this for free. Do you think I would even consider offering this job to someone else when I myself want to be the one to pull the trigger that ends his life?" Fabiola glares at you, her emerald eyes narrowing, before she shakes her head - a sigh escaping her lips. "Like I have said, my hands - and that of the Head Maid's - are tied. Master does not wish for us to kill, nor do we wish him to see us kill." She smiles up at you, wistfully. "Master, he is naive. Young and naive, and believes in the good in people. The Head Maid and I, we are far from that, but we are willing to stay our hands if it means him being able to sleep soundly at night. We prefer the sincere lie to the begrudging truth, if only for him."It's then that Fabiola slides off of her stool, smoothing down her skirt with both gloved hands. "It is your decision, Pretend Maid. I cannot force you. But if you do change your mind, then I will be ready to recompense you. In any shape or form that you would wish me to."She reaches up to carefully brush some strands of hair from her eyes, before taking a step back and bowing formally to the bartender and to you. When she straightens, the jovial look on her face is gone, replaced with a carefully blank expression. She turns around elegantly, before walking forward with measured steps, towards the young man she pointed out (who was now trying to catch Iori's attention (and being unsuccessful at it).You pull out your cellphone. You have a few calls to make. With any luck, it'd distract you from the glass of whisky sitting in front of you, just begging to be drained.Who do you call, and what do you tell them?
It is entirely possible that this incredibly materialistic man just built himself a pair of gold-plated bracers. Unless Deculture is really word-of-god-ing this.
>>19875479QB first.Tactical report
>>19875479We call QB, we need intel on this Kilgore personage.
Call QB, inform him that Lance may have a Golden Weapon, ask if it'd be possible to arrange a contract on his life. This isn't something that we'd try to do ourselves. I can just imagine trying to get him alone, and then being overpowered. Not fun. Idea: Maybe if we let Lance get a good look at our gun (nothing obvious, just walk by and stretch or something) he'll come to us and comment on the similarity of our weapons. It'd be interesting to see if Faust is trying to put together a conspiracy beyond her direct management.
>>19875472True. Although if we use a flammable jelly, then no amount of flexing can get it off.And while he's distracted by being burned alive, magdump into his head so he goes and stays down. No point in taking risks with an opponent that may end up having superhuman endurance.
>>19875464Biggest damn magical girl I have seen if he is.>>19875479First Kyoko. Tell her what we have found out and that she should get some backup ready in case trouble startsThen kyuubey so we can tell him pinky isn't just handing out her golden madness candy to innocent young girls but big lecherous black men too
>>19875479Call QB and inform him that we have spotted a golden weapon and its wielder is (probably) not a magical girl.Call Kyoko and update her on the situation so she can get ready to either extract us with the limo or back us up.Find a way to tell Iori, either call her or just talk to her. Either way she needs to know to stay away from Kilgore.
>>19875483Nope golden weapons from pinky. We want every excuse to kill him even if it is just to hear him say the line
>>19875479We also check in with Kyoko and warn her about Lance being armed with a golden weapon.
>>19875502Keep in mind the only gun we have is the cursed Golden Desert Eagle.
>>19875479GHOSTBUSTERSThat is, QB."Yo Q, we got this here maid that wants us to bust a cap in dis nigga's ass. Bitch has some golden gauntlets that might belong to The Twenty, know what I'm saying? So here's what, provided I don't have to slap his shit for my current mission, I figure I'm gonna do so in my own time afterwards, nab his bling, you know."Sorta like that but more Chiaki-like. Just felt like writing it like that for some reason.
>>19875507This! Call Kyoko first with brief synopsis and get backup ready just in case the shit hits the fan.Then call the stupid mutant cat to give info that big black man has golden bling-bling of insanity, probably courtesy of Pinky.
>>19875541Well, I was assuming we would do that at a later date.When we actually had some sort of flammable jelly.
>>19875541And an M9 tranq gun.That is until we transform and then we have unlimited dakka works
>>19875541Bullshit.>A silenced tranq. pistol, 5 HE Grenades and 5 Flashbangs
>>19875507>>19875555These.Kyoko, in a speedy fashion, to get her up to speed.Then Kyuubey.Then Kyoko again, if we get something important from Kyuubs.
>>19875479QB, then Kyoko. Just to let them know that things might go tits up, very quickly.
Just a heads-up: this thread appears to be autosaging.
i fear that if i contribute to the decision making, things will end badly for us.
>>19875556Pretty sure we stowed a flamethrower or some napalm in our shield at some point, getting it out is the trick
>>19875629Really?
>>19875629>>19875662No fun mod strikes again
>>19875662Not that guy, but I can see it. Every time I've posted and gone back to the front page, the quest wasn't there.
I checked. Confirmed, we're on Page 6 right now.
This is gonna sound weird. But we might be jumping the gun a little. Prepping is fine, especially because this isn't going to go smoothly, but we need to consider talking to him, too. This is a whole new angle on Pinky's plan, and figuring out that is more important then acquiring swag. If we can set this up to talk / fight at a later date, where we don't need to worry about watching Iori, that would be ideal. He may not be a total bad dude.
Call QB and inform him of the situation. Tell him the source of the info is questionable as it seems just a bit too convenient, but we are now on high alert.Then, call Kyoko and inform her of the situation. No need for backup or evacuation, but seriously, we don't want to keep her in the dark.Then, collect Iori. Again, keep the role so we don't raise any suspicion. Inform her of the potential threat. Perhaps we could ask her how we could get close to Lance so we can confirm whether or not the weapon is from Pinky, gather more info, and if necessary kill.
damn, i need to cook.hope i can make it back before the end.
>>19875677It's not the mods, it's a bug.A bug that only affects quests a few threads in after it becomes apparent they arn't going to die on their own while leaving other wall-of-text threads alone.Yeah, that's the ticket.
We need a new thread?
>>19875688I support this. I also still stand by my own plan. We are going to take this guy out at some point, so we may as well accept the maid's offer. We can still talk first.
>>19875738Hells no!Weberfag to the rescue!
>>19875734I mean, an anthro-monster girl thread is still kicking and alive while this thread is autosaging. Seriously.
>>19875734On weekends
>>19875769Third or fourth iteration of it and the preceding threads
>>19875496 >>19875499 >>19875497You select Kyuubey's number from the contact list and tap it twice - the smartphone showing a close-up of the mutant cat's face as it connects the call. You wait for the other end of the line to pick up before you place the device against your ear. It takes him three rings to do so, and when he does, he has a rather smug tone to his voice when he greets you."Ah, Matsuda. I suppose you're calling about a certain Lance Kilgore, of Kilgore Enterprises?"...You haven't even said a word, and he already pre-empts you. How the hell did he know?"I have my ways. But let's not chat about it too much, you'll blow your cover if other people see you talking on the phone for much too long. Now, what do you want to know about him?"You immediately ask about anything Kyuubey can dig up on him. If this bastard's been in business for a long time, then anything Kyuubey could find may give you a hint on how to take him out quietly."There's not much known about Kilgore. American background, Detroit. Criminal record's not much of a help here, just the usual B&E, Robbery, Homicide. It says here he came to Japan trying to box professionally in the amateur divisions, but he suffered defeat early on." You hear the faint tap of a keyboard. "He disappeared for awhile, before coming back two weeks later and literally punching someone's head off in a sparring match. He was seen wearing strange bangles on his arm when he reappeared. A month later, the gym owner's daughter married him and placing all her assets in his name. A week after that, a popular voice actress did the same exact thing. And the next. Ad nauseam. He amassed such a fortune that he started his own company, which deals primarily in escort services."
That is a low blow, nofunmod. A low blow.>>19875734That is a very odd bug you describe there, chum.
>>19875688I agree. Someone else could've gotten wind of these golden weapon things and is trying to play off on our paranoia. Or it could just be one maid's grudge against Kilgore that happens to have one guy with gold-plated knuckles.
>>19875780>punching somebody's head offOkay, Kilgore confirmed for magical asshole.Napalm and magdump, awaaaaay.
>>19875780Yep no magical pinky shit going on here guys we can leave him alone
>>19875798We just have to be very careful about how we do this though.
Yup, bracers are confirmed golden weapons. Ask if its our business to deal with such things, and tell him that we may have someone interested in putting a contract on his life.
>>19875807>>19875818This. Ask the freak cat about this. If we get the chance to talk to Lance, we should try. Ask about where he got those golden bangles if we can.But remember the mission above all: PROTECT Iori, our client.
>>19875803...The fuck? He leaves for a couple weeks and then comes back and starts popping people's heads off? And then popular Idols start dropping everything to become his waifus?Outside of him being the typical 4chan quest main character, this sounds exactly like the kind of situation where Pinky might be involved. Not all the powers and side effects might be madness and bloodrage like Kirara's did. It could just amplify emotions and abilities that one already naturally has. Magical girls might be a good target for Faust as they have powers to work with, but normals are going to have their own abilities to work with. Ambition, greed, lust, physical power... any of this might be worth corruption.
>>19875780Several someone's may be intersted in putting a price tag on his head and so they might be calling you. I'd appreciate being handed any contracts on him that come up
>>19875835No, we're not talking to him.Kilgore has some magical mindwhammy, and we may be vulnerable due to our possession of a Golden Weapon.
>>19875837The whole "monster in bed" line tipped that off pretty clearly I thought
>>19875846Actually I think that the weapons might themselves protect from other wielders mind powers they might get
>>19875846Or maybe immune? Could go either way, really, since the mind rape seems to have only been used on "normals" so far.Hell, we're magical zombie girl. Maybe the mind rape requires you to actually have a pulse?
>>19875782A bug that acts suspiciously like a script to kill quest threads a certain mod does not like actually.Last i heard the workaround was to post an image and the subject in the OP but not actuall text. It seems that posting a large block of text in the OP triggers the spam filter.
>>19875868Possibly. Or it could be weakening our willpower against the effects of Golden Weapons.After all, their purpose is to corrupt. Wearing away our defences is perfectly in line with their function.
>>19875846His harem doesn't have golden weapons, so the Deagle might not affect our vulnerability one way or the other. Either way you have a point.Keep an eye on Minase Iori and be ready to protect her. I have a feeling Kilgore may make a play for her. He can't have Iori; she's already picked Chiaki as a waifu target.
>>19875846More likely we would be immune as we have the deagle, while everyone else falls for him.
>>19875780A moment of silence. And then-- "Matsuda, you're not planning on killing him, are you?" Kyuubey replies, seemingly shocked. "You do realize you're planning on killing the CEO of a very important company and a well-known celebrity as that?"You tell him immediately about the bangles just before taking the smallest sip from your double. It takes all your willpower to place it back down on the shiny varnished bar top, and even more to let go of it."...I see. Very well, then. I'll leave it up to your discretion on how you deal with this situation. I would ask that you try and keep the casualties confined to just him, but I think I needn't bother. Just...try and think about our PR, Matsuda."The line goes dead, and you end the call. You take another sip before making another one, this time to the one-eyed butler you left stewing in the company car."FINALLY. RED? GREEN?" Kyoko's voice comes much too loud and much too clear from the smartphone's speaker, enough that you automatically flinch away from it. "I'M READY. I'M READY ANYTIME, MURDERFACE. SAY THE WORD AND I'M THERE. 1.81 JIGGAWATTS, MURDY, LET'S GO BACK TO THE FUCKING FUTURE."You snap at her to quiet down, and then let her down easily by telling her about the situation. You're not asking for backup or extraction just yet, but simply giving her a heads up that you may need it sooner than later."Oh. Seriously? Tch." The disappointment is clear in Kyoko's voice. "You could've just texted, Murderface, y'know. Got me all excited for nothing! That's what you're good at, just killing buzzes everywhere. Buzzkillface!"You tell her to shut up and just get the limo (and herself) ready. Just in case."Fine, fine. You got it. I'll warm the car up for you just in case I need to bail your ass."
>>19875877Magical girls do actually have a pulse- their bodies function normally (unless their soul gems go too far away from their bodies). And if you keep the soul gem away too LONG, canon from other materials have it that the body will start decomposing.... though the body will still start working again if you bring the soul gem back.
>>19875909> ... though the body will still start working again if you bring the soul gem back.How do they define "working"? Coming back in a "working" but half-decayed body? Or does the body regenerate from a decayed state?
>>19875901Kyoko does cocaine? Or is that the pocky talking
>>19875941Magic. Same way we got an arm back
>>19875909So magical girls whose soul gem is away for too long might find themselves waking up in a rotting shell before magic is sucked out of their soul to heal it. Fun.
I'd really like to kill Lance, but not here. We're a vindicare, let's act like one. Slap a GPS or something on his car, or (since he's a major figure) just google where he'll be, and put a .50 BMG through his face from a mile away.
>>19875956Follow his twitter on our new smartphone.
>>19875956I second this plan. There's too many innocent civilians here for a gunfight, hence too many chances of collateral damage.Have Kyoko slap a GPS or some other tracking device on Lance's car and we take him down later with fewer witnesses and less chances of collateral damage.
>>19875962I like this plan.
>>19875956Given that Lance is pretty much a close range monster, a far range assassination like what was planned for Kirika would be ideal.However, Lance may have been tipped off by Pinky like Kirika so he might know of us already.
>>19875962Just got my skull renovated by someone with great taste in guns lol #murder #ineedadrink #fuckmutantcats
>>19875956This. SO far our mission has been to escort Iori and get her out of there if there is trouble. We don't go looking for a fight.If there is trouble, we need a way to minimize casualties. Look for a fire alarm or something that will make anyone who isn't brainwashed or a big scary black guy leave. However, if we do this, we will definitely need Kyoko to escort Iori back to the car while we deal with Lance. No need for the principal to get lost in the chaos and find herself in harm's way.
>>19875956We ARE going to kill him. Just not yet. Plan:>Accept Maid's offer>Talk to him, find out shit about Pinkface>Complete Iori's mission>Seek him out again>Slap his shit (with the 20mm Anzio from 1-2 miles away, maybe Misaka wants to do this for us while we're there to pick up the loot)>PHAT LOOT (Golden gauntlets)>Have Misaka copy them into a non-corrupting variant with bolters for the power armor>Call Misaka a good girl and have another vodka victory party.Did I forget anything?
>>19875956>>19875901>>19875846So... the plan... is to start killing other golden weapons users on sight? No questions, no discussions?Wow. You guys really wanna get started on the 'crazy blood rampage' thing early, don't you? That worked so well with Kirara... We need to back down on this, go back to watching Iori, and rolling with the punches a little. We MIGHT have to kill him later. THAT CAN'T BE OUR FIRST OPTION, though.
>>19875986You forgot two tags. #ahhellnaw #bloodbathchallenge
>>19875977Anyone else seeing a slight bit of Frank Castle mixed into Chiaki's developing personality, like I am?1 cup Homura Akemi + 1 cup Max Payne + 3/4 cup Rick Deckard + 1/3 cup Frank Castle = Chiaki Matsuda aka Murderface.
Yep, It's noir alright
>>19875986>>19876003I would love a twitter feed by that guy and murderface.
>>19875996This! This is good! I'd like to add>Idol Cuddle in world's awesomeness chairat the end of that list, but otherwise, good, good!
>>19875901You end the call right after that, and shove the smartphone back into your inventory as you mull over what had just been said. Kyuubey didn't really tell you much, other than confirm that the bangles do have something to do with how he's been getting a lot of attention lately - elevating their status from gaudy jewelry to actual threat. You turn slightly to look at Fabiola, who seems to be quietly standing behind her Master. She notices you looking, and gives you a small nod - and a wink. Well, maybe she blinked, but you got the spirit of it.Maybe you'll be taking up her offer after all. Now you just have to clear up just how she's going to pay for it. After all, you're not running a charity here.You make to leave the bar, before blinking as you notice the tall, gaudy Lance - standing heads and shoulders above his horde of glassy-eyed concubines - start to make his way towards Iori. Iori seems to have caught wind of what was about to happen, and seems to be trying not to pay attention - instead talking a bit more loudly to both Takane and Chihaya, who also seems to be dreading the inevitable contact.How do you handle this?[]Run interference as a clumsy maid.[]Run interference as a diligent maid.[]Get a running start and dropkick Lance in the face.[]Let it happen and see what Lance does.
>>19875999Yeah. We really do need to get a way to confirm that it is a golden weapon that has the same significance as our golden gun, or at least do him in away from the huge crowds and make it look like an accident or somesuch. Doing it here would cause an uproar.We should at least check on Iori regardless of our plans.
>>19876034Oh ayeIori :3
>>19876040>[]Run interference as a clumsy maid.
>>19876034We need to fit Mami's pancakes in somewhere in that checklist.
[x]Run interference as a diligent, full of killing intent maid aka [x]Get a running start and dropkick Lance in the face.
>>19876040Diligent maid time.
>>19876040[x] Run interference as a diligent maid.
[X]Run interference as a clumsy maid.Incoming
>>19876040>[]Run interference as a diligent maid.Being clumsy would probably just piss Lance off and we're trying to avoid a conflict here.
>>19876040[]Run interference as a clumsy maid.Brink Iori a drink and "accidentally" spill it all over his expensive fur coat.
[]Run interference as a diligent maid.Don't want to embarrass Iori.
>>19876073Because making him angry is SUCH A GOOD IDEA
[x] throw a chair at him while loudly apologizing for tripping
>>19876040Diligent maid distraction go!
[]Run interference as a clumsy maid.Allows us to be berated by Iori elsewhere, as a proper mistress would never lose her cool in front of her friends. This allows us to get her out of harm's way and let her know we need to get her out asap.I'm with Negative though, we do need more information about what Pinky is doing. We need a way to put Lance in a situation we can control that allows us to get said information and then kill him if deemed necessary.
>>19876040[x] Run interference as a diligent maid.Going clumsy may embarrass Iori, and give Lance leverage, and the effect he has on women may be magical, so we can't not interfere.
>>19876040Diligence!
>>19876040Oh shit....he's going to make a play for our dame.[X] Run interference as a diligent maid.Make our way over to Iori and ask if Mistress needs anything. Give her some subtle signal that she has a large black man heading her way.Don't cause a scene just yet. If Iori gets the hint, we might be able to make a quiet withdrawal from the party.
>>19876111It may embarrass her, but up until that point with have played the role of the diligent maid. I would hope Iori would perhaps get the point if we were clumsy all of a sudden.
>>19876040DilligentMistress the call you were waiting on has come>too fucking tempting to go for drop kick the dropkick
Also, if anyone feels like doing something about the autosage, get on the 4chan IRC channel, and ask a mod to do something about it.
>>19876040[X]Run interference as a diligent maid."Iori-sama, you have an urgent phone call waiting."
>>19876141what, why?Since when autosage is such a thread to a quest thread?We still have a lot of pages to travel
>>19876141Seconded. Someone archive the thread just in case if it hasn't been already. Someone else: give updates on what page we're on.Deculture can make a second thread if we 404 before he finishes as long as we let him know it's coming.
>>19876162Im just sayin, man.
[x]Diligent maidClumsy maid would be something like tripping and dumping a glass of wine on his shirt. That would get us in a world of hurt.Just go to Iori and tell her she has a call waiting, escort her away.
>>19876040[x]Get a running start and dropkick Lance in the face.Because hell, why not?'m not in the mood to be reasonable, y'know.
>>19876202So you decide to RUIN EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONEOr at least try to
>>19876189Right now we're at the top of page 9
>>19876215It's the chaotic in my chaotic good speaking up.Not like it's gonna decide anything.
Just look this thread up in the catalog once in a while.It's easy to see when we're close to the 404
>>19876040>[]Run interference as a diligent maid.This all the way. GOKIGENYOU, MOTHERFUCKER.
>>19876040This is you-know-who, I've sent an email.
>>19876071 >>19876058 >>19876057Running interference shouldn't be hard at all. You already have an idea on how you should do it. The proper way. The professional way. Even though you'd just as take a running start, jump, and smash both your heels into his face.You slide off of your stool, before blinking as you realize you're actually leaving a half-empty glass of whisky alone.It's a crazy world we live in, you muse.You make your way towards Chiaki, in that same deliberate, composed manner you'd seen Fabiola walk to her Master with. You try not to make it obvious that you're keeping tabs on Lance himself - it seems, for the moment, that he's simply chatting Iori up, his hands around two of his blank-eyed groupies. You hear Iori's nervous giggle joining Lance's loud braying - he must've cracked a joke he thought was hilarious - and you force yourself to focus your gaze on Iori instead, quickening your step just a bit more."It begins. Do not say I did not warn you." You hear Fabiola whisper as you pass by her. This you ignore - you don't need to be told twice about what was happening. The important here is to deny this image-obsessed pimp the chance to get his hands all over your idol....Well, no. Not YOUR idol.Your Principal. Client. Stakeholder.Get it together, dammit.
>back from cooking>Lance homing in on Iori and friendsoh man, time to advance the plotno point in choosing since we are nearly 95% sure to be diligent about it but no matter what, he will notice our golden gun if he hasn't done so already.
>>19876322>You make your way towards ChiakiI assume you mean towards Iori
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestArchived incase we fall off the bottom. Get your votes in!>Get it together, dammit. Squee!
>>19876355Good thinking bro
>>19876355Upvoted it like the Fist of the North Star.
>>19876297VOLDEMORT!
Uh, no posts for 15 minutes or is it just me?
>>19876322"Oops I slipped"ACCIDENTAL PILEDRIVER."Sorry. Teehee."
>>19876549not just you
>>19876549No.
>>19876322A few more steps and you finally make it to Iori's side, who seems thankful enough to fly into your arms and give you a hug - but fortunately, she also has the wits not to, and instead look surprised that you're there. You bow to her, feeling not only Iori's and her friends' eyes upon you, but also Lance's - and it's then that you speak."My apologies, Mistress, but you have an urgent call to receive." You murmur, deadpan, keeping your head low. You straighten after a few moments, and it's here that you play your gamble as you bring your arms behind you, clasping both your hands together. If Lance was truly the image-obsessed brute that he was, he would note the now highly-visible Golden Desert Eagle holstered to your side as something he'd like to add to his collection of mundane golden things. If he was the warp-touched beast that you fervently hoped he is, then he would recognize the veiled challenge for what it is, and react accordingly."A-ah. I see." Iori nods after a moment, before glancing towards her friends. "I'm sorry, Chihaya-chan, Takane-chan--" And then she glances up at the behemoth in front of her. "A-and Sir Lance, but I do have to take this call. Please excuse me."You both make to leave the ballroom floor, when it's then that you feel a large hand clamping around your arm. Applying a near-crushing pressure, which you would have reacted to in pain if you hadn't been already used to feeling hurt immeasurably worse.
>>19876555You blink at the meaty fist curled around your right arm - and the golden bangle clamped around its wrist - and it's then that you stare up at the smiling, unexploded face of Lance Kilgore. His teeth impeccably white as he grins."That's a nice gun you have there, little maid. Why don't you leave it with me for...safe keeping, instead? It looks way too big for someone as small as you."And there. You feel it. A choking, killing intent, the pressure exuding the giant man in crushing waves. The way his eyes seem to glimmer - and darken - at the sight of the Desert Eagle, even if barely an inch of it is exposed from its holster.How do you respond? Iori is waiting for you.
>>19876568"I can't do this sir.Rules from my companyi'm sure you can understand"
>>19876322Slip into the side of the conversation, gently tug on Iori's sleeve. "I apologize for interrupting, Mistress, but you have an important phone call. You are needed. "Smile pleasantly, but don't move your eyes from Lance.
>>19876555Agree, then find nearest chair and smsh It into his face.ORAgree, call for Kyoko
>>19876568Excuse me, sir. My mistress needs me.Perhaps another time.Smile in a mocking way and move along.
>>19876579This
>>19876568>yeah, nah, you're a cunt.jpg"Later. I have business to attend to. Be at the helipad (where we killed Kure) tomorrow."He wont start shit in here, probably.
>>19876568"My apologies sir, it is part of the uniform. If you'll excuse me, the call is quite urgent."
>>19876568Stamp on his foot (or a quick knee to the groin), pull away."It is perfectly safe where it is."
Oh godmanit to slow. *laugh*"I'm sorry sir, must help my Mistress. Perhaps we could talk about it in another room, after her call? Your... reputation has made me curious..."
>>19876568Dat Grin
>>19876597I don't think ticking him off here is a very good ide-Actually, if we can get him to start it, chances are some sort of security may try to stop him.Unless they value his business too much and would just let him do what ever, maybe even help him.I dunno.
>>19876579i say we do this
>>19876568I am sorry sir but it is company property.
>>19876568"i am afraid i cannot do that sir. please release my arm, you are hurting me."
>>19876631...We're a maid. That's... kind of a secondary job for maids, to... 'respond' to the... attentions of men like him. As long as he's not accosting one of their Idols, security isn't gonna do shit.
>>19876657Maybe in hentai series...
>>19876657Not in public, and certainly not any country that's the slightest bit litigious.
>>19876657[spoiler]I actually have no idea what you're hinting at there[/spoiler]
>>19876697Smack em down.
I'm sorry everyone, but it looks like I have to cut this one short. I have no idea how it's autosaging, but maybe I'll try that workaround next thread.In the meantime, this may be the last MGNQ thread in a while due to unforeseen circumstances. I'll try to start the next thread as soon as I can.Thank you once more for your support!
>>19876747Oh dearieGood luck with whatever it is, and thanks for running the quest, as ever!
Deculture, should you decide to leave the quest behind, don't forget to inform us, too.Other than that, great story, see you next time
>>19876747NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWe need to kill that guy we can't leave nowThanks as usual Deculture, hope things go smoothly for you
>>19876747Thank you for running it as always, Deculture, and good luck.See you later, quest cowboy...
>>19876747>cliffhangergood luck with those circumstances.
>>19876747WaaaatThis mothefucker isn't even Medium RareAnyway, good luck with whatever it is
>>19876747Thanks for the quest.I'll be waiting for you.
>>19876747don't do this to us
>>19876790
>>19876796>gloves have phoenix statues on the back>"phoenix relief"wat
>>19876747Already? FFFUUUUUU
>>19876815Deculture will probably start the quest back up when RL allows him to. I can wait; this quest is the most awesome one I've seen in a while.
The dreaded Chikuwa sign. As always, thank you very much, Deculture. I hope your unforeseen circumstances are resolved quickly and without too much trouble.Looking forward to the next thread, whenever it might be.
>>19876836>Relief, or relievo rilievo, is a sculptural technique. The term relief is from the Latin verb levo, to raise.
>>19876770Oh, I'm not going to leave it unfinished, please rest assured of that!I would also like to thank everyone who upvotes the archived threads. It's always a surprise for me to see how something I made elicit such a response.Thank you very much!
>>19876747I knew you hated us
>>19876747Oh.My birthday is tomorrow, so please, another MGNQ thread would feel like a gift.One of the best.You guys made me watch Madoka, after all.
>>19876892my point stands.
>>19876747This world is stressin' meeverybody is testin' me
>>19876917>A relief is a sculptured artwork where a modeled form projects from a flat background.The phoenix statues are reliefs.
>>19876953>"What is actually performed when a relief is cut in from a flat surface of stone or wood is a lowering of the field, leaving the unsculpted parts seemingly raised."
>>19876985Maybe the original shape was a lot larger, and was cut away to make the phoenix on top of the bangle?
>>19877013i would assume that at one point it would be simpler to just sculpt a statue.you know, rather then get an insanely large chunk of metal and shave it down bit by bit.
>>19877037i just went full retard didn't i?
>>19876747Guess I'll join the chorus with an: Aw, bum.
>>19877037Maybe the Baron wanted to spend EVEN MORE MONEY on them, so had it done the stupid way.>>19877045Also, yes.
If it means anything, the phoenix lay flat on the bracer normally and lift up when Baron is using fire attacks. As seen in the trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwrel&v=jpUO68xpcOUAnyone else hoping Matsuda ends up in some Bloodbath Challenge? That could be amusing.
>>19877056Knowing the baron? Definitely
https://twitter.com/magicalgirlnoirI assume it's ok to put the twitter feed here, but if you folks don't already know, follow the feed! I (hope?) he'll keep us updated when things are moving more favorably IRL.
>>19877095If it is a competitive one that ends with us blasting him to pieces somehow hell yeah
Damn, how come /tg/ can't get based mods?Good night and good luck, Deculture.
