The Moderators are resting.May I humbly propose that we place our monocles, don our finest top hats, trim our moustaches and have a fancy tea party with gateau?Tonight, /tg/ shall be known as tea & gateau.
I second this notion.
Well alriiiiiiiiight!
Remarkable proposal chap. Gentlemen, let's indulge ourselves for tonight.No fighting, no trolling, no raging, no hate, no heresy... only tea and crumpets.
yes, let us don our hats!
My most sincere apologies, but it appears my cake is in disarray. I'll make up for it immediately.
Anyone fancy a gift?
>>19899701They look remarkably delicious, would you mind if I helped myself?
>>19899710Not at all, go ahead.
All I have is cup shaped cupcakes.Is this good enough for you /tg/?
Mind if I join?
>>19899701How did you know I adore petit fours?
>>19899729Had I been a plebeian I'd have said something along the lines of "cakeception", but I am amused by your pun.>>19899735Not at all, this is a party for the bourgeois after all. Two sugars?
Any one of you fine chaps fancy fancy tarts? I do fancy a fancy tart, and the fancier it is, the more I fancy such a fancy tart.Oh, if I do say, I crack my visage with a grin at such language-based humour.
I...I honestly can't go into Full Autist Mode...because I'm too fucking confused. Must be my working class foolishness.I'll...I'll move along...
Gentlemen, I recommend we leverage my collection of exclusive tea from the famed Mariage Frères Maison de Thé of paris.I personally recommend the Marco Polo blend for it's fruity but refreshing character.
>>19899737My good lord, you are not posting a picture. Surely you aren't one of them proletarian chaps?
Ah, I have brought such an array of wonderful dishes.
>>19899735HELLO, ONE IS VERY HUNGRY. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT?
>>19899754Well I say aren't you the polite one!Scone?
>>19899794Yes please, may I remark that it looks wonderfully delicious?
Proper English-style tea is one of the greatest things in the world.So much fucking effort is put into making tiny delicious finger cakes and sandwiches that everything is just slobbered with decadence. And the wait staff are dressed like maids and waiters you only read about in comic books.When I was in Hong Kong I had tea Chinese style for breakfast, visited a couple tailors and got some dress clothes made up, and had tea English style all in the same day. The only way I could have felt more royal is if my name was Lawrence.I'm a meat and potatoes guy but goddamn you can't help but feel fancy eating all these hand-crafted bite-sized whatevers.
>>19899786Tea and cakes is all we have here at our petit soiree, now if you'll excuse me, I absolutely have to taste this pastry.
>>19899825Oh please, you flatter me
WHAT THE FUCK IS THISI CAME DOWN HERE TO LOOK FOR SOME LIGHTS TO REPLACE THE LAMPS OUTSIDE AND ALL I FOUND WAS A BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES.JESUS CHRIST WHERE ARE THE LIGHT BULBS.
>>19899843>fucking>goddamnOh my, can't you be a bit more careful with your choice of phrasing? This is a classy tea party, not a rowdy pub filled with Irishmen and Scots.
Anyone care for some dick?
It may be a bit early and decadent, but this rum cake... well... I just cannot bear not tasting her.
>>19899870Oi, I'm nee 'bout to let some feckin' prissy wee tea drinker like yerself insult my kinsmen.
>>19899861Not at all, not at all.>>19899868They are in the supply closet, but I'll have you know that we can simply have our butler fetch it.
Sage and report for coffee master race.
>>19899870You got somethin against the Irish, brother?
>>19899908You are right, I stepped over the line. My sincerest apologies.
>>19899911Where is the damned help around here?
What ho! What is going on in here gentlemen? perhaps we should have some music and enjoy our evening even further?
Tea's for faggots.Coffee master race.
>>19899916now now, no need to throw a fit dear, you can have coffee if you like.
>>19899689Oh goodness, that's most distressing.
>>19899870Oi, oi. Be wide o' how ye address me country, lad. The Irish are a proud folk and don't take too kindly to yer insults.Now drink yer bloody cha and be on with ya.
>>19899916Do not despair, we can have our maid brew your some if you like?
Hello my good men, I brought cupcakes!
>>19899943Here sir.
Woops, my dumb girly fingers slipped and forgot the picture
Gentlemen, I shall partake of the fine Apple Brandy if that all suits you well enough. Tea is fine and dandy but I prefer something a bit stronger.
>>19899979Exquisite.
>Suddenly a light thunder clap is heard from above the tea meet. Light rain begins to pick up into a heavy shower, that peacefully drops almost in its own rhythmic pattern on the rooftop that it taps against. Almost in sync of this evening rain coming, does the record player's needle touch downrainymood.comhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
You classy gentlemen mind if I step in?
>>19899976Ah yes, Wellington.Fetch me my pipe.Pip pip.
>>19899976James, how many times do I have to tell you not to lean on the surfaces, it is simply not a good posture and it is very much rude.
>>19899996Ah gentlemen, this is quite a fine night for some relaxing and tea, do you agree? I also find this music rather exquisite, if I do say so myself. I do not normally dabble in the Yank "Jazz", but I do say, this is rather enticing.
Bloody English.
>>19899996My mind just blew good sir.
>>19900008Here sir.Will that be all sire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eELH0ivexKAWhy don't we gentlemen enjoy a little rhyme?
I actually bought this teacup, hat and monocle. Not even a gift.
Evening, Gentlemen.Do you mind if I partake in this fine event with you?
>>19899996What any rainstorm needs is a good fireplace to warm up next to, do you not agree gents?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLmwmX-mni8
>>19899780...too soon man, too soon;_;7
>>19900072Oh my, of course darling. You may sit by me if you would wish. I would hate for a pretty young lady such as yourself to spend such a night alone.
Alright, everyone stop this it's si- are those biscuits?
>>19900062Mm, yes good.Now go and fetch me a prostitute for later.So I may enjoy a little rumpy pumpy after the party.
>>19900091No, It's a Jammy Dodger.
>>19900075Oh my how kind of you~You make me blush
In my travels I happened upon the lair of the rare Monocle Dragon. Using the gentlebeast's fondness for Earl Grey tea as a lure, I was able to entice him into an absolutely smashing game of whist. Whilst I've played against many a clever opponent in my day, the Monocle Dragon showed an understanding of the game beyond my merely mortal mind's faculties and gave me quite the thumping, though with good cheer and story befitting any great host.
>>19900105As you wish sire. I will inform the host that I will depart to Whitechapel immediately.
I think someone's been putting too much sugar in the tea
Oh and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to our new bartenders.
>>19900145Good boy, Wellington.Find me a good asian one.Or one missing a leg.I like them strange.
>>19900160>I think someone's been putting too much sugar in the teaTastes fine for me, chap.
I must say, to see such civility and class warms my heart almost as much as my beverage. Could someone point my leathery servant to the kitchen? Seems he has forgotten tea is best complimented by sweets
'Tis dreadful weather out, more tea anyone?
U-um... ca-can I take your empty plates? Or give anyone a-a refill?
>>19900296Yes please, I'd have my post accompanied by a proper picture but the butler seems to have left.So my pipe will have to do.
I say, this looks like a jolly thread.Indeed, would anybody like to see the new spell I've been working on?
Anyone here got any good stories from back when they were in the War?
Ahh.. I need to work on my Gentlemanly-themed pulp RPG..
>>19900324Only if it is boxing, a proper sport for proper men.>>19900325>Fighting in the war.My Lord, you amuse me very much. The rich does not have to deal with such trivialities, we merely pay the poor to build the cannons for their own destruction then reap the rewards afterwards.
>>19900368Pray tell my dear gentleman, what if one peasant hatches the hay wired scheme of pointing the gun he's building at our general proximity?
>>19900398We paid one of the other dirty peasants to kill him if such a event would occur.
>>19900398That is what we have the bobbies for my chap, to prevent such incidents.
>>19900319Why gentlemen, I just noticed that we seem to have an elf among the hired help! What shenanigans are afoot here?!
I think it is time to bring out my fine persian Shisha and the apple tobacco.
>>19900325Oy remembah, one noit, in me navy days. We was getting bombarded all night under a cloudy night sky when the clouds parted suddenly. And us, the enemy, and as it seemed, all of life on earth stopped and gazed at the majesty of that snapshot of infinity. And we did not feel small, but like we were, for a few moments anyway, in our rightful place in all of reality. And for those brief moments, there was no fear, no death, no worry at all. The enemy were no longer faceless being to slay or be slain by, but our brothers in this great, beautiful, enigma of life We, that is the world, seemed at peace. But sadly all things, even eternity itself, must end sometime, and the seemingly timeless silence was broken by a great, earsplitting explosion. And life, the war, and the rest of the world went on. Still brings tears to me eyes thinkin about it.
>>19900446My apologies, she is with me.
I don't think I understand the point of this thread. Surely you would be better served to just have your tea in real life?
>>19900473Ah yes, you study the things. I had forgotten. It must be a very... interesting endeavor.
>>19900473John, I thought I told you to keep her home.Now would anyone like to hear about a talking lion?
>>19900493Why, for the sake of doing it of course laddie boy!
>>19900493Who says we're not? I just made a big steaming iron pot of Marco Polo blend tea while reading this thread.
Excellent!
>>19900473Y-yes, master... I'm sorry to have caused trouble for you...A-a-and also, this is as close to Elven food as I could find in this area... I hope it is a-adequate...
>>19900514That worries me a greater deal than it should, talking lions, what is next? Ravens perched atop of Pallas?
>>19900493Some people, Americans especially, don't have a proper coffee or tea in the afternoon. They just drink it at odd times of day without sitting down and talking and having cakes like civilized people.
>>19900539You can stay if it is all the same to you my dear, I think Clive is beginning to mumble to himself about that lion.
>>19900548I never did like that bust of yours, the marble is so pallid.
>>19900554Some people, Britons especially, don't have a proper watch or clock during the afternoon. They just count the bongs on big ben at odd times of day without sitting down and talking and having burgers like civilized people.
>>19900554We Americans went to war so we wouldn't have to be subject to your tyrannical coffee & tea rules and regulations!
>>19900598Oh.Gentlemen, can I have a cup of strong coffee, I think I need something to clear my head, nevermore have I been this upset, nevermore.
>>19900587A-as you wish, master... I shall pour you a darjeeling. Would you care for anything else? We have sour lime tarts cooling in the kitchen, I c-could bring some if you wish... unless there is something else y-you felt like having?
>>19900639Coffee? Surely you've lost your marbles Edgar.
>>19900639Nevermore.
>>19900600>implying I'm a briton>implying only one nation has coffeeWe follow clocks here, on days when we work. Most of the churchbells aren't big enough to be heard from too far away. Very few adults drink tea though, coffee is far more popular.
>>19900666No, no. Just stay low for a while, Clive might not like you very much.
Well I say, this is a most enjoyable party! May I join in your exploits?
>>19900671Det er virkelig en grim ælling.["That is indeed one ugly duckling." I'd post it in English but Hans Christian Andersen never learned the language.]
It is a great honor to meet you gentlemen, and course lovely ladies. I see we are having tea, yes?
Would anyone care for some more tea?
S'good mah niggasMay I have a seat?
>>19900666>>19900684Awh. A sour lime tart sounded nice...
Enjoy your tea while I am doing the de-industrialisation of Britain, gentlemen.
>>19900714Hans Christian, jeg troede vi nåede den konklusion at du skulle forblive tavs. Nu var jeg så tæt på at være sammen med Einstein også ødelægger du det hele.I apologies for my clumsy countryman, he is indeed not quite right in his head, we will be leaving now.
>>19900666The tarts are done, Bring them out would you? And don't dawdle! We must'nt keep them waiting.
>>19900671Poe, I've asked you before not to take that benighted carrion pidgeon in the dining room!
>>19900788She can still fetch you one, Clive seems to be droning on about his talking lion.Also it seems I've become younger, perhaps one of our scientists can explain that? I do believe Bohr just left though.
>>19900791I think NOT Thatcher! I have returned!
>>19900813But I only opened the window for a brief second for a stint of fresh air, I've tried everything, but it doesn't seem to want to come down from Pallas as if it is a mockery or symbol of mockery of our pitiful existence.Also, coffee, tea, anything for me, I can not stand this thirst nevermore.
Asalaamu Alaiykum Asdiqa! Would anyone like a cigar or hookah? They're fresh from Baghdad.
>>19900885Aaah, the Consort of Arab has arrived.
>>19900809O-of course... here's the tarts, and... oh no, I've forgotten the cutlery! My deepest apologies young masters, I'll retrieve the cake forks now. Please... wait for a moment while i d-do...
Hallo freunde! May I join in on the festivities?
Nigga' I'mma just take ma' fuggin' seat.
>>19900947I would be thrilled, but my countrymen might disagree. They are talking about abdication now.
>>19900885Well, I couldn't possibly let such splendid hookah go to waste.
>>19900977Oh, im sure they'll be fine friend. Would you like to take a tour around my glorious country to see my industrious people and wonderful sites?
Ah shit son it's Hitler
>>19900947Well this is a tad awkward. But there's a first time for everything. Join in!
>>19900913Bah! You fool! Next time when you go out there, take a moment to think air-head!
>>19901032Can I bring my wife? And could I please have some more tea?
>>19901064*
Fancy some exotic desserts, chaps?
I say, this thread is quite the boys club if I do say so myself. I feel so scandalous. Tee hee.
>>19901054Danke! We'll continue the extermination AFTER the party! Gut? Ja!
>>19901088Let me pour you some sir.Anyone else who would like some tea?
>>19901121Oops, forgot mein picture! Forgetful me!
I must admit that these cakes that Tolkien's maid brought from the kitchen looks out most delicious.
>>19901138
>>19900514*mumble* ...and that is why I want a pony. Oh cakes, wonderful.
>>19901157Oy vey, what happens happens my good sir. No need to get our kishkas in a knot. Care for some bagels and lox?
Room for one more at this party?
>>19901199Hmmm, I'd like a plain bagel kamerad! Your people are very good at making this delicious treats!
>>19901199Wonderful suggestion, bagels, loxes and tea for EVERYONE.
OH messieurs, I find myself craving a fine Crêpe Suzette right now...
>>19901225But of course, Doctor.
>>19901234Hello Hitler, I heard you were attending a glorious party... I brought vodka!
Gentlemen, I have brought my minstrel, to play us a song or two as we discuss the finer points of life.http://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=ME5urFBf0kk&lc=XJK6DWJvRQiwGnsGLJ9nqRhFtnGwuCLjVBFS2gXJcIQ&lch=email_reply&feature=em-comment_reply_received
>>19901225You really took your time, I've been waving around this Jammie Dodger around for a while now. How long until nine will arrive do you suppose?Anyway Jammie Dodger one moment.
Ah, tea! Lovely. I could do with a cup of french vanilla and tart, my dear elvish lady.Always had a soft spot for flavored teas. Don't ask me why. A "mystery of the universe", I reckon.
>>19901266Jammy Dodger gone the next, and look nine has arrived!
Ah, good evening all. How are you? What a lovely party....so much to eat and drink.
>>19901292Figures you'd remember nine and not me. Anyways, tea is tea, and I brought our favorite book, The Time Machine.
This thread is now a paradox.
MAY WE SHARE IN THESE FESTIVITIES?
>>19901292'ang on a minute... what?
>>19901337Then I'll just smoke this random plant I found in George Washington's garden until there is no more paradox.
>>19901342Well of course! The more the merrier!
I could go for some tea.Let me go make some.
>>19901282Yes Sir, right away.
>>19901346You haven't?[Actually could someone else role play 11th doctor? I realised it's been too long since I last saw the series to do it properly.]
MAY WE PUT OUR DIFFERENCE ASIDE... DOCTORS.
>Polite tea party.>Classy gentlemen.>Authors roleplaying.>Politicians roleplaying.>Doctor Who roleplaying.This tea party has definitely had some interesting moments. Tea anyone?
Forgive my rudeness but I'm a bit bored.
>>19901382So long as it's "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA" rather than "EXTERMINATE", consider yourselves very, VERY lucky.
>>19901382Eh, why not. Rose committed genocide once and I snogged her! Maybe just today everyone will live.>>19901361Thank you kindly, madame. And if you'd ever like to see all of time and space with me in a blue police phone box that's bigger on the inside...Just offering. I have a feeling you'd be brilliant.
>>19901419Now Holmes, there shall be time for excitement later. As for now, try to enjoy this lovely gathering.
More tea, gentlemen?
>>19901419I know what you mean.
>>19901461That's not my Watson, this is my Watson.
Today the Doc-Tors shall not be, EXTERMINATED.
Hmph. Frivolities and frappery, nothing more! A waste of time, and...why, yes, I would like a cup, young man. One for Susan here as well, yes?
Gentlemen am I late? I still havent got the TARDIS quite right since I was stranded on earth.
>>19901453I-I would love t-to Sir.. B-But I am quite engaged with hostessing this g-gathering...
I do declare, I reckon that I shoulda joined in mah younger sister's tea parties if they were anything like this. Ta think I thought they was for "sissies". Allow me to introduce myself, Rex Barton. Anyone want some of this this jerky I brought?
>>19901513>>19901522Oh boy, I remember you two and your wonderful get-ups, with the cane and the cravat. Speaking of two, where is he?
I do say that I've finally found a cohort of fine people that can take me away from those other two bumbling idiots. Now, Who wants to talk about the war!?
>>19901544I stopped to get my flute blast it!
>>19901541Are you a real cowboy? That's... that's brilliant! Yer durn rite I'll 'ave somea that there jerkeh.Oh God, that was terrible. >>19901527Naturally, with all the Doctors showing up, I'd guess this is a fixed event in spacetime. You HAVE to be here. But when the party's over, the afterparty could be spectacular...I'm thinking 1492, Earth, just in time to see Columbus land in the new world. I've only been twice, and I could take you there with a snap of my fingers.
>>19901576 War?! No! Not again!! They're everywhere!! We're getting overrun! Where's johnny?!! You're gonna be OK!! Wake up!! Aaaahh!! So much blood! What?!! Are you doing to those women and children!!?? *Sob* *sob* Die you filthy!!!.......*panting* Uhh, could I please have some more tea? To calm my...flashbacks.
>>19901613>new worldI'm flattered, but it is still just India.
>>19901613S-Sir I.. I have thing to d-do, dishes to clean, t-tidying up after the party is done! I must'nt leave my p-ost...Uhm.. would anyone else require something from the kitchen? Scones? More tea? Fresh cakes?
Hot chocolate with a comically large marshmallow.ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWAH!
>>19901671>mfw
I don't always take tea, but when I do its in the classiest board there is.
>>19901671AH, CHRISTOPHER! What a wonderful surprise! I never expected you to be... here. With me. Yes, I'm sure we'll all be fascinated to hear about your trip to India once you're back!... of all the bloody tea parties for him to show up at...
>>19901705>>19901685I'm unsure about everyone else, but I think this is over cue to end the party, the meme-sprouting plebeians has arrived.What do you say? Should we cease our party or continue on with the proper stiff upper lip?
>>19901740Everything should end in its proper time, and I think many of us are ready to go about our business.
So how are you beautiful people doing? Lovin the atmosphere. And the tea is to die for, though I'm a bit partial to harder drinks.
>>19901709Don't worry about him amico.
Hello, just thought we'd pop in if that's fine with you.
>>19901764I'm not even sure what proper time is, everything is so confusing with people from all over the time is here, and all these physicians, is someone sick?Also still no tea has been served for me, I begin to suspect it will be served nevermore.
Aaaaand this is why I love /tg/.
To archive or not to archive?
>>19901850I'd go for it.
/tg/, best board on 4chan since.....anything ever.
>>19901817I'm s-so sorry Mister Poe, Sir! I r-really am! With s-so many guests... it's h-hard to keep everyone happy b-by myself... What do you t-take in your tea S-sir?Also, image l-limit.
>>19901740My friend, we have four doctors, several dead writers and explorers, brown elves, and Adolf Hitler here. If you don't have the cultural fortitude to enjoy your tea and biscuits in spite of a few plebeians, clearly you have come to the wrong fireside, wot.
>>19901899Then don't bother, why bother anything at all? I can't even get that raven down from Pallas. I should write stories about how sad this all is.
>>19901924Nevermore.
>>19901932AND YOU SHUT UP!
>>19901932Matthew that's enough, stop hassling our fellow guest.
I say, it is threads like these that often cause me to go for a cup of tea in a fashion rather like a voracious beast. Despite it being a rather late hour, upon reading this thread I quickly dashed off to consume two cups of tea and I suspect my tea drinking in the future will be increased for a time. Alas, I had not the cooking equipment on hand to prepare scones, else I would have made scones as befits a good cup of tea.Might I inquire as to what manner of scones or biscuits my fellow gentleman enjoy?I find myself drawn to the hearty oat and cinnamon scone, as the hearty nature of it appeals to my interest.
>>19901942Hello Edgar, you've met me before. About that writing, I would be pleased if you composed a poem about this raven. In return, when you die, you may be joined with Annabel Lee in my realm.
As the OP of this thread I'm happy to be Anonymous.Ladies, Gentlemen, Timelords and Raven, it has been an honour to have tea with you all tonight.
>>19901994 Do I smell a toast?
>>19901994*light applause*/tg. When the mods are away, we have tea.
>>19901992Very well, I may even refer to your works of dreams. Thank you, perhaps in my sleep everything will be clear.
About that prostitute the bearded guy asked for.... is a liver enough? Things... uhm... things escalated pretty quickly and uhm... yeah.I'm the butler by the way.
>>19902044What is a liver even useful for? Get rid of it, I suggest sending it to the police, they may help you get it to the proper owner. As for the address I propose "Hell" for surely that is where we all are with this wickedness around us.I'm still confused.
Oh /tg/! Well you came and you gave without taking! Then I sent you away ohh /tg/! When I read you, you stopped me from shakin!!
>>19902071MotionThe swaying motion on the bank of the river falls,The chasm at the sternpost,The swiftness of the hand-rail,The huge passing of the currentConduct by unimaginable lightsAnd chemical newnessVoyagers surrounded by the waterspouts of the valleyAnd the current.They are the conquerors of the worldSeeking a personal chemical fortune;Sports and comfort travel with them;They take the educationOf races, classes, and animals, on this Boat.Repose and dizzinessTo the torrential light,To the terrible nights of study.For from the talk among the apparatus,—blood, flowers, fire, jewels—From the agitated accounts on this fleeing deck,—You can see, rolling like a dyke beyond the hydraulic motor road,Monstrous, illuminated endlessly,—their stock of studies;Themselves driven into harmonic ecstasyAnd the heroism of discovery.In the most startling atmospheric happeningsA youthful couple withdraws into the archway,—Is it an ancient coyness that can be forgiven?—And sings and stands guard.
>>19902044Aha! So my theory was correct, during the party, L and I discovered bloody footprints leading to the servants quarters! The maid was too caught up in her own clumsiness to notice anything suspicious. And the knife wounds we discovered on the victims are a perfect match to the knives we found in the celler, which we would have never found if the doctors had not distracted everyone with their shenanigans. It looks like you and your master are going away for a pretty long time. Watson has alerted the constables to this very manor a few minutes ago and the should be arriving, right, about, now! I say watson, this WAS quite exciting!
>>19902134But sir, how did you know that they knives were in the celler?
>>19902134Elementary my dear watson, did you notice the severe lack of service during the party? With no offense meant to this wonderful maid, the lack of fresh tools was odd. And where does the OP keep supplies? The celler, to keep the servants from making off with silverware. I, ahem, pilfered a sonic screwdriver in shenanigans and opened the door. Here you are doctor. Thank you all for your time.
>>19902134Curse you Holmes! May you fall off a waterfall somewhere north of Italy yet south of Germany!
So let me get this straight, during the course of this tea party the following has happened:>/tg/ has had tea and cake.>Manly gentlemen doing gentlemanly things.>Roleplaying authors.>Roleplaying politicians.>Roleplaying Doctor Who.>Inspired "The Raven".>Caused the Jack The Ripper murders.>Caught Jack The Ripper.And the thread still hasn't 404'd?
>>19902230What can we say? /tg/ gets shit done.
>>19902134>>19902154Wha- b-but I didn't see anything at all! I-I-I was too busy making tea, a-and I forgot the cake forks, a-and I... oh please don't send me to jail! I didn't know anything! I'm j-just the maid!
>>19902291Not to worry M'lady, your constant diligence and refusal to give up in spite of your failings is what allowed me to notice that the butler was nowhere to be found. They would never have been caught without you. Nobody but THOSE ruffians are going to jail.
>>19902291Well, you're boned. I'm pretty sure Holmes is gay for Watson.Watson at any rate probably only has platonic feelings for Holmes.
/tg/ is my new god.
>>19902328Oh... I... oh no, my sister was in the quarters sleeping before her shift! I-I have to see if she's alright!
>>19902369Well I didn't kill her, she was dead before I went to Whitechapel. OH SHI-
>>19902230Because at the end of the day, there's nothing /tg/ likes better than a good story. We here at /tg/ practice and ancient craft that goes back to the first time man closed his eyes and dreamed while awake.
>>19902377Well, looks like someone is going away for an even longer time than we thought. And also, Doctor, is there anything you can do for the lady?
>>19902429>DoctorWhich one of them?
>>19902429The one in the rather brilliant leather jacket, naturally.
>>19902642H-He was rather n-nice to me, considering I am just the help, h-here to serve my master to his w-whims...
>>19902658Oi! Didn't you say you had a sister to look in on? No time to waste, chop chop, on the quick! And I must say, the raspberry tart? Delightful. The cherry? Little sweet.
*suddenly, an explosion down the lane*
