You are a Magical Girl, and you badly need a drink right now. Right this second.Because you're not entirely sure if you'll ever get another chance to.
I've been waiting for this!
>About to go to bed>MGNQ>No rest for the wearyTIMESTOPREMOVE IORICODE RED
>>19919510You are currently dressed to the nines as a Maid - a docile, servile creature tasked to perform the most menial of duties, namely attending to your Master's needs, wants and whims. Your Master in question is a seventeen year old idol superstar by the name of Minase Iori, a brown-haired beauty who seems to have taken quite a liking to you. She had been invited to an event that involves the city's upper crust - its cream of the crop, financially speaking - and their efforts to spend as much money possible without actually doing the trust fund-deficient world around them any noticeable good. Your mission as you have been paid to accomplish it is to make sure that not one hair is harmed on Minase Iori's head, and that she comes home to your apartment relatively unraped and unmolested.All seemed to be going nice and well enough until you met Lance Kilgore, a musclebound mountain of meat with a diamond-encrusted shark's grin and clothes that would be completely in place in a police lineup - or in a morgue. You were all too ready to ignore him and call it a night then when it is brought to your attention that he has a Golden Weapon - two thick bracers with a double-headed eagle motif, their wings spread and curled around the gold encasing his wrists. A meeting with him that nearly resulted in frustrated homicide on your part confirmed their status as a gift from that crazy broad from your nightmares, the one with the dark eyes and pink hair. You're not too sure how he got those bracers, but you're sure that you'll be looting them from his corpse in some later point in time. All you need is a clean line of sight, a good rifle, and him anywhere in the range of three miles from your vantage point.But like any good meathead he's made things complicated. You don't like it when things get complicated.
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOYWE MEGUCA NOW
i took some free time from work so i could be here for the startlets get this shit sorted!
>>19919573Lucky you. I gotta be leaving in an hour. At least I get to enjoy MGNQ with my breakfast, I guess.
IM HERE!!!
>>19919533The first complicating factor is that you're not outside. You've learned countless times that when you want to kill someone who does not want to be killed, getting them outside and in the open is the easiest way to get them to take their well-deserved (and paid for) dirt nap. Sure, they can run, and cover's going to be a bitch to shoot around, but at least he's not hunkered down inside some sort of safehouse or bunker. No, Lance Kilgore did not have the decency to start this shit with you in the open. Instead, he did it in the middle of the event you're supposed to be babysitting Iori - inside an upscale mansion's ballroom hall. All its exits sealed in by heavily-armed, heavily-equipped operators who has that sharp look that says that they spend nine hours of their lives in an internet forum arguing about trigger discipline.The second complicating factor are the bystanders. Your quick head count gives you two hundred civilians stuck in this mess with you. Two hundred people that have nothing to do with this whatsoever except being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Two hundred souls who will, most likely, not live long enough to see the next day.
>>19919602The third complicating factor are Lance Kilgore's concubines. Wives, lovers, you're not particularly concerned what they call themselves. Blank-eyed living dolls, dressed scandalously and lewdly, their grins shining like the smiles on their knives. Bloody tears trickling down their cheeks. They are thirty in number, and you doubt that even one of them knows just what they're doing. Or if they realize that they're already dead.Finally, the fourth complicating factor - and the worst one yet - is that your Principal has to be involved in this mess. This shit does not fly, not with you. You're alright with attempts on your life - hell, it's something you expect every week, if not everytime you go on assignment. But whenever things like this that should not involve the safety of your Principal actually do, it's then that you feel just a little bit frustrated. Maybe even mad.After all, it's your bread and butter he's fucking with.
>>19919605I get the feeling we are channelling some CFO hereThis pleases me
Chiaki is going Murderface. Time for Full Homu Mode, ohgodyes.
>>19919605This is horrible.But at least we get to shoot things again. Much more our style then this maid... thing.Paint the walls red, Chaiki.
Link to Deculture's twitter, please?
Twitter.com/magicalgirlnoir isn't it?
>>19919657https://twitter.com/magicalgirlnoirOnly semi-accurate.
>>19919657https://twitter.com/magicalgirlnoirHasn't been updated with thread link yet, probably cause Deculture's still working out the result of the last decision.
>>19919662>>19919665Ah, thank you! Now to rest.
>>19919605Lance Kilgore himself - after his thunderous declaration of turning the ballroom hall into a charnel house, dedicating it to an unnamed entity you feel that you're quite acquainted with - is nowhere to be seen, at first. That is, until you look up - and it's there that you see Lance Kilgore slowly floating down from the ceiling, held aloft by what looks to be wings made out of flames sprouting out from his bracers. They disappear after a few feet of hovering - and Kilgore's massive bulk drops to the floor. You shield your eyes from the resulting flash of gold light as he slams a now gold-encased fist - the bracers seemingly expanding into gauntlets, folding over his fist, plating over his fingers and knuckles - to break his fall. The very mansion shudders underneath you at the impact, and some cry out as they stumble.He barks out a laugh, the sound guttural and rough - and he gestures with a gauntleted fist at his captive audience. His stare seeking you out for a moment, his bejeweled shark's grin gleaming."Bleed these motherfuckers," is what you hear him snigger in his contemptuous, drawling patois. The words have barely left his mouth when his concubines howl and screech and shriek, knives flashing as they spring forward as one. Jumping on panicking suits, straddling prone idols, bearing fleeing bystander into the floor. Knives slicing into flesh with quiet, almost dignified hisses, in contrast to the not so dignified shrieking, screaming, crying and begging.The rest of the crowd explodes in an almost insane panic. Running, stampeding towards the exits.And it's then that the operators start to open fire into the very crowd that had felt safe under their protection only a few moments ago.
>>19919675>fuck>why does this make me feel so horrible?fuck that bastard with a rusty rake.
>>19919701Because for the second time Iori is seeing people she likes hurt and we had been doing so well with getting her recovered from the last time and to not hang off us constantly?
>>19919710And most the chars from im@s aren't actually that annoying so them being hurt isn't a nice thought
>>19919675During the Otaku Rapists mission ,Kyoko said "Please execute one of them on camera. We could use the exposure" probably implying that Magical Girls are, if not well known, at least rumored. The event has media in it and we were told that transforming as our last resort.I wonder how Kyubey would feel about having Magical Girls in tomorrow's paper... if any of the reporters survived that initial assault that is.
>>19919739Transforming isn't the big dealA magical girl slicing up one of the guests with no provocation? That's a big dealOne of them stopping a massacre? Great press
>>19919749>stopping a massacreErm. There's not gonna be many survivors no matter what we do at this point.
>>19919675I think we should start by killing the operators.
>>19919774Still the difference between a bloodbath and a complete massacreAnyway we have Kyoko who if she is on her game will have bolted in the moment she heard gunshots and she can still shield I think
>>19919778I say we should take out Lance asap.
>>19919789But he will be the hardest to take down first.
>>19919783No word on whether Kyoko still has her illusion powers, probably not, but she should still be able to create barriers. Not as good as a Witch's barrier, but it should keep the concubines from gutting the rest of the guests.
>>19919778I agree. They're probably more effective at killing people than the harem.>>19919789I'm betting he'll either sit back and watch the fun, or take out one target at a time.
>>19919789Nah operators with time stopUndead bitches with time stop or just normal speed if we are outLanceOtherwise the risk of them shooting or slashing Iori to shreds is too high. And killing lance will take a long time
>>19919801We don't have our shield.Plus its a bit broken.
>>19919807We do if we transform and it isn't broken so much as it had a hiccup. We should have enough time to wipe out the operators at least before it burns out
so, if we take down the operators first then people will be able to get away, they have projectile weapons so i would go for them first.wish our shield was fixed so we could shoot all of them at the same time, that would fuck up lance's day for sure.laughing his ass of one moment and the next everyone of his goons drops dead.
>>19919809You can tell that I don't watch much anime when I forget that magical girls transform.
If the operators are firing into the crowd, first thing we should do is get Iori somewhere safer. We don't want her to catch a stray bullet or something.
First order of business is to find cover for Iori. If we catch a stray bullet in the chaos, we'll live. She won't. Maybe behind the bar, or under one of the food tables. If we can get Garcia nad Fabiola as well, she can cover the two little uns while we transform and go full kill mode.
Our shield does still work guys. We had it fail mid time stop but we haven't even looked at it since then, kyuubey said it should work if we don't abuse it and I think this calls for us taking whatever risk it involves with it's use
We still have our grenades and flashbangs handy as well as our tranquilizers
>>19919823Can't forget to gokigenyou motherfuckers while we have the chance
>>19919823Vote we give the tranqs to Iori, tell her not to shoot herself, us, or anyone that looks like they're being useful. Anyone else is fair game.Except Lance. They'll probably just get his attention. That would be bad.
We also need to tell Kyouko that we need backup.Also what about the cross.
>>19919831Crappy doodle time! Note: This is actually the first crappy doodle I did, before the ones I posted yesterday even. Forgot the glasses on the first version until Deculture pointed that out for me.
>>19919850That is awesome
>>19919850The hair is wrong. Needs more fringe.Also that gun is nowhere near gold enough.
>>19919675You shout and scream at your little group - Iori, Fabiola, Garcia - and push and pull them towards the nearest exit. In the screaming, shrieking chaos, you see both Takane dragging an unconscious and bloody Chihaya with her, her face set in a determined expression - and you grab her upper arm, shoving her towards Fabiola just as you yourself advance. The Golden Desert Eagle snaps into your hand all too readily. And this time, you don't deny it. You don't begrudge it.The operator guarding the entrance you're shoving your little entourage into has barely raised his weapon when you've blown his entire digestive system out behind him, the greasy snakes of his intestines noisily flopping against the door. Another shot reduces his entire face into a permanent wound channel the size of a cantaloupe, and throws his corpse hard enough against the teak portal that it throws it open.You scream at your little group of VIPs, roughly shoving them through one way out of this abattoir, not caring if they stumble or fall or complain as they step over your latest victim in a while. You ignore Iori's frightened look that she gives you - and you ignore how she flinches as you thrust your smartphone in her hands. You tell her to call Kyoko and say the word Red, and make sure the one-eyed bitch understands.Fabiola, who looked as if she was taken by surprise by the entire thing, looks at you huffily. "I suppose you can be forceful if you want to, Pretend Maid."You glare at her, before looking back at the slaughterhouse you'd just left. You slam the door close with your free hand, blocking out the sounds, the sights, the scent of people being murdered like animals.God forgive you, but a part of you actually is itching to get back inside there.
>>19919864Lance dies today
>>19919883I agree. Let's get back in there.
>>19919883I thought that would be rather evident alreadyI do think we shouldn't kill his zombie whores unless we have to though. It seems like he has them mind controlled so if we can tranq them it might help
>>19919864Good Chiaki, managed to think cool and didn't run berserk.
>>19919914They are lost to the world. Time to end their movement. A corpse shouldn't walk.
>>19919864Once we have our VIP's in the car, we can have Kyouko get them out of here. As for us, we need to make sure that there's no pursuit. That's how we'll spin it to Mami. Let's get back in there, go 'Gokigenyou, motherfuckers', and see if our time stop actually still works by killing all of the operators and disarming the harem.
We aren't equiped with anything with enough bullets to help the people inside. We probably can't afford the time it takes to transform, so we're going to have to try to run escort to get these few out.Not many other options that I can see.
>>19919925Like us?Anyway we don't know if they are zombies or not and given we told kyuubs we would play nice we should at least make an effort to not going ax crazyAnd resisting the urge to slaughter everything will help with out corruption from the golden deagle
>>19919925Not necessarily. We've got a tranq gun, and they're being mind-controlled. They're valuable once Kilgore is dead, so we should try to avoid killing them.
>>19919941At least open the door back up before we leave. Some people might get out.
>>19919914after all that he has (probably) done to them, i don't think they will be very stable when control over them is released.what if they experienced life when they were controlled as being a prisoner in their own mind? experiencing everything that happened but completely unable to do anything about it, how many years of that would an ordinary person be able to take before breaking apart?maybe killing them is the merciful thing to do.
>>19919941The time it takes to transform? This isn't Sailor Moon, you know.
>>19919937>>Once we have our VIP's in the car, we can have Kyouko get them out of here. Red is "backup". Green was "evac"Kyouko's gonna rush into the room we just vacated and start murdering everyone.
>>19919925I have not in merely a moment believed that I would take part in your quest, Deculture.And yet, here I am. And to stay ontop, I'd say, let's blow this place from afar. 'Cause we don't want get frenzied.
>>19919957We don't know that until they can think again.
>>19919967And we're going to help! Fuck the flesh of fallen angels, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Guys.Magical girls can use telepathy.Why don't we just contact Kyoko this way?
>>19919941Even if the Time Stop function is damaged, we can still pull whatever guns we need from our shield. And transforming is only a second.
>>19919941How about attacking Lance the operators probably would wouldn't dare shoot him.
>>19919958I don't know what this is. But given how much jank we've stuffed into the maid cosume, I was assuming it wasn't going to be quick enough.
>>19919957Regardless of what is actually merciful we need to play by the rules on this because as I said here >>19919949 killing them just pushes us further down the Kirika path>>19919941Transformation isn't a five minute process, we go from cosplay to effective cosplay in a flash and it gives us unlimited dakka works
No, they cannot.
>>19919983Because we can't.
>>19919983We can't use telepathy in this setting.
>>19919986Too slow. Killing him would take long enough for his goons to kill everyone
>>19919967Why DID we go Red instead of Green? We've got VIPs that we need to get out of here.
>>19920000What if we were to move the fight into the middle of where his goons are?
>>19920003They won't get far if we don't kill these fucks now.Some of them have guns, remember.
>>19920003We've extracted the ones we care about. And a couple that we don't but our principal does.
>>19920003Because we are a decent human being. At least we like to think we are.
>>19920003Well, has she called yet? We could change it to green.
>>19920003it's more likeGreen = we are going to the car, start the engine and get ready to goRed = we need the car here. NOW!
>>19920003Everyone panicked in the previous thread and switched to "Kill everything that moves!" mode.
>>19920021No, green = bring the car, red = FIRE EVERYTHING
>>19920003Because Kyoko wouldn't forgive us if we kept all the fun to ourselvesAnd Fabiola can drive them all to the hospital>>19920011His goons are spread across a ballroom the size of a small house.Too much space to cover
>>19920023I don't see why we can't do that after making sure the principles are speeding away. Get them to the car, then go back and mop the fuck up.
>>19920031Then our best chance is to killing them all is to bring down the roof
>>19920031>And Fabiola can drive them all to the hospitalI like this plan.
>>19920023I don't see why that's a bad thing.
>>19920046No our best chance is to try timestop our second best chance is to blow the entire hall up
I think it's a good moment to stop time, drop some bullets in front of the doll-wives, and joke with Pinky about the maid costume.Especially the last. You all know Pinky is our true waifu.
>>19919864After calling Kyouko, have her call the police and emergency services.Although I doubt the Jap police will do anything more than politely ask them to stop.
>>19920061Seconded.
>>19920065Call it a terrorist incident, get Section 9.
>>19920016>>19920013If we had Kyoko bring the car, she would have crashed it through the ballroom, allowing a large opening people could escape through. Also, the car is bullet proof, so getting our VIPs in there makes them much safer than being out here in the hall with just us. Now we have to get to the car and hope we don't run into a security patrol.
>>19920083Not far enough into the future, I'd think.
Die, /a/ cancer. You do not belong on my board!
>>19920090Fabiola is a crazy gunmaid as well, Kyoko will likely smash the car through the wall anyway and our VIPs are locked safely in a small room
>>19920106Where are you during the porn threads? Or trap shit? The 150th catboy in system X thread?
>>19920115He's the one posting them.
>>19920115He is the OP for them
>>19920115Those don't count as cancer, they're like /tg/ flu. Quest threads, however...
>>19920106>saging kills the cancerYou must be new here
Weep.
>>19920106>my boardOh, you have the rights to this board?I'm sorry, I had no idea.
>>19920108Fabiola is not really crazy - she's the tough one and can get violent, but doesn't really go full berserk.Roberta does.
>>19920158Yeah but it is like a class.MaidFetish maidCosplay maidPretend maidCrazy gun maidCrazy wuxia maidYandere maidMilf maidAnd so on
>>19920165Seeing as we are normally not a maid, which class applies to us? Fetish maid? Cosplay maid?
>>19920176Pretend Maid.Like Fabiola was calling us.
>>19920176The professional called us pretend maid, I'd guess that's our class.
>>19919864You hear Iori stammering into your smartphone, sobbing Kyoko's name and the name of a particular color again and again - and it's with a shouted expletive that you hear the magical girl at the other end of the line sever the connection. Iori looks up at you, tearfully, before managing to say that Kyoko would be on her way soon."B-but...Chiaki-san, w-what about the people in ther? What are we going to do? W-what about Miki-san, and Haruka-san, and Makoto-san--""I-It's okay, Iori-san. Chiaki-san will save them." Garcia, his cheek splattered with blood, says awkwardly but firmly, stepping forward. "Chihaya-san is unconscious, but I think she'll be alright. Takane-san is alright too, but I think she's in shock. We need to get away from here, p-probably to a hospital--"Despite the situation, Fabiola smiles, just as she slides out what appears to be a Benelli M1 Super 90 riot shotgun from the back of her dress, the sling on it sporting a heavy bandolier of crimson shells. With practiced ease, she loads a handful into the firearm, quick enough that you're impressed."You've exceeded my expectations, young Master." Fabiola smiles, not unkindly, to Garcia. The blonde young man simply blushes, before shaking his head. "M-mine too, I guess," he stammers after a moment. He then looks at you, eyes hard. "You'll save them, right, Chiaki-san?"You stare back silently. Everyone left inside the ballroom, by all rights, should be dead by now. But saying that won't help things.
>>19920165Ninja maidRobot maidLoli maidAlien maidTrap maidAccidental maid
>>19920180>>19920183Oh. Didn't even see that. I'm retarded.
>>19920187Oh, and can't forget Lusty Argonian Maid.
>>19920186Open door, toss one or two flashbangs in, see if somebody's left, close door.
>>19920186Dammit, now we DO have to save all of them
>>19920186>>Makoto is dead.My heart...
>>19920186Flashbang entrance is go!Then shoot anything with black eyes! Sunglasses included. That's why they get for operating so operationally.
>>19920206>should be deadthere is still hope, do not falter my brother!
>>19920206Not until we see a corpse
>>19920186If we can't, we can damn well avenge their deaths.
What a shitty Bloodbath Challenge, Mr.Kilgore.I expected more of you.WHERE IS THE CREATIVITY AnywayWait till Kyoko comes.Then let's wreck shit
You nod after a moment. It's then that you pull your MK 22 from its holster concealed behind your ribbon and drop it into his hands.He looks up at you, confused. You explain, curtly and quickly, that you are counting on him and Fabiola to get the three idols out of the mansion. Kill anyone who stops you, get somewhere safe outside, and stay in cover from snipers.Garcia's eyes go wide at this, and you hear him audibly swallow as he looks down at the cold metal firearm in his hand."Count on us, Pretend Maid. Consider this collateral." Fabiola grins. "Upon my life, I swear that I will protect them until my last breath. They will come to no harm." She hefts her massive shotgun onto her shoulder, before offering a gloved hand to you."Die well, Pretend Maid."You smirk at the fatalistic greeting and clasp her wrist tightly. Her own fingers curling around your own."Kill many, Fabiola Iglesias." You reply, and you see them off as they run and stumble away from you, to get out of the mansion as fast as they can. Fabiola at the lead, with Garcia watching their tail.You turn towards the door you'd just closed on a bloodbath - and in doing so, you miss Iori giving you one last desperate look before she is dragged along by Takane and Garcia.The Golden Desert Eagle is warm in your hand as you step back into the ballroom hall, locking the door behind you as you do so.Stepping into madness given form. Death given form.The blood is already pooling on the floor when you get there.And in the middle of it, bathed in the blood of innocents, worshipped by his concubines, is Lance Kilgore himself.The Bloody Baron.What do you do?
>>19920206Can't imagine there we only two highly professional bodyguards in there.
>>19920223Gokigenyou motherfuckers
>>19920223He'll probably use his concubines as shields, so... let's see if we can fulfill our earlier fantasy when it comes to his head.
>>19920223Shoot him in the DICK!
>>19920223Gokigenyou motherfuckers.
>>19920224Outgunned by the operatorsAnd many will have felt safe with the fact there was such high security
>>19920223Punt a grenade at them. Won't get Lance but will thin out the harpies.Be ready for Lance to charge.
>>19920223getting close is a very bad idea, we could save our "Gokigenyou motherfucker" for when we get within his range.i'm not sure if transforming would mean we lose our grenades/flashbangs
>>19920223Snap off a shot while he's still more or less immobile. Keep him at a distance, and pick off his meat puppets if possible.
>>19920223Smirk, then...ALL OF THE GRENADES EVER
>>19920223Flashbangs, flashbangs everywhere. I doubt bleeding black eyes go well with stun grenades.
>>19920223Check if there is anyone still alive to be saved.If not. Gokigenyou motherfuckers!
"Goukigenyou,motherfucker."Strike hard and fast, get rid of the trash mob first before focusing on the boss.
>>19920275Where is that from?i have seen it a few times but haven't been able to find it
To someone not into the animes right nowWhat does "Goukigenyou" means anyway?
1/ Get our murderface on. It's killing time!2/ Clear out our immediate surroundings. We don't want to get shanked from behind when we're distracted.3/ Murder! Specifically, shoot the Bloody Bastard while he's so obligingly standing there. Say, blow out his kneecaps to begin with. It propably won't be so easy to do him in, but it's a good start.
>>19920288>looked that up 1 min earlierits a girls way of greeting in japan, seems like it means "(I wish) you stay feeling happy."possibly wrong but that is what i got.
>>19920301Nothing short of taking his head off will even slow him down from what we have heard
Also This is a punishment for not fighting him when he grabbed us. If we had started the fight he wouldn't have everyone ready and casualties would have been much lighter
>>19920288Extremely formal greeting or farewell. Closest english equivalrnt would be "Good day to you."In anime, often used in formal settings or by maids/butlers.
>>19920317Hey, he probably killed a hundred or so of Japan's elite. We can't really be mad about that.
>>19920223Flashbangs at the concubines.Time Stop.Frag Grenades at the OPERATORS.Go right at Kilgore with a few shots from the DEagle at his knees and his head.
>>19920333That's not so much the issue as fucking with our meal ticket and making Iori become more dependent on us because she loses all her friends
>>19920340Acquaintances. We managed to get the two girls she actually cares about to safety. At least so far.
>>19920317we don't know that, it could have ended up in a similar way but if we started it then most of the shit would be on us instead.
>>19920343And probably lost the rest which means she will be getting less and less secure so she will cling to us more because we protect her and we aren't heartless enough to force he to leave
How about we don't use DEagle here?We don't want to go "flesh of fallen angles" ourselves.Just unload the grenades, transform, and fetch some "normal" gun.
>>19920359The only reason to not use the deagle is that we're going to run out of bullets.There's what, at least 6 concubines and twice that many Operators?
>>19920343She does like the others just the two we saved were more her best friends
>>19920343she mentioned 3 more but as it appears they are a lost cause.
Gokigenyou.Use flash grenades for it though, and distract them. Use the tranq gun on the women as we can interrogate them later about Lance's power and weapon.As for Lance and his men? Terminate with extreme prejudice.
We have grenades right?Grenades.Grenadesgrenadesgrenadesgrenades.
>>19920382They'll be a definite lost cause if we use frag grenades.Let's use our flashbangs first.Then we save the frags for use against Kilgore at close range.
>>19920382Damn, in that case, let's hope they were smart enough to play dead.
>>19920314The idea is to limit his mobility. If he gets a good hit in on us with those fists of his, it's over. In addition, we aren't exactly great in melee, as our fight with the katana chick (Kirika?) showed. This time, we don't have sniper support to save the day. We need to keep him away and somehow deal with the people who are inevitably going to be shooting at us.If it won't work, we will at least have his attention. Likely the attention of everyone else, too. Which is a good time to use a flashbang.So - limit BB's mobility, limit the capability of mooks to use their superior firepower (flashbang), shoot on the move and don't stop, with the occassional grenade to spice things up and keep them from ganging up on us?
>>19920377The only reason to not use the DEagle is that it makes us go crazy, just as Kirika's katana did.
>>19920359Sadly if there ever was a time to go flesh of fallen angels it is nowGoing up against Kilgore in here without every edge we can is suicide given we are on his turf to begin with
>>19920398True, there could still be someone clinging to life in this stinking mess. Flash grenades.
>>19920407>The idea is to limit his mobility.Shoot his kneecaps?
>>19920407It is more that Kilgore has kept fighting with his heart torn out that is an issueHis groupies are nothing for us to worry about but when someone can pull the shit he is supposed to? We have a problem
>>19920411That's what we got the Seeds for.
>>19920407Kirika also had a serious speed edge on us that Kilgore likely doesn't.
>>19920431YOU ARE WRONG!
>>19920431Described as "slow but powerful" earlier, I think. We should be fine as long as we don't get caught.
>>19920431Didn't Fabiola said that Kilgore had some insane burst speed or something?he is a boxer in natureHe will close the distance fast
>>19920440No, I don't think so. Speed was something of Kirika's specialty, even without her time slow super power.
>>19920431He can muster "incredible speed".It's just that most time he doesn't bother to, because rough force gets the job done.
Why aren't we using the cross? I think this situation very much qualifies as an emergency.
>>19920455No, Fabiola specifically mentioned that Kilgore can put out bursts of insane speed.He can't maintain it like Kirika could, but he can still move around in bursts so fast that he's almost teleporting.
>>19920467I was just wondering that.
>>19920431>>19920444Kirika was fast *all the time*. Kilgore is probably significantly slower, but can still move quickly in short bursts when he wants. Either way, closing into CQC with him is very bad. We should tell Kyoko about this as soon as possible.While he CAN fight without the use of much of his vital organs, he may not be able to walk without his legs or punch without his arms. Just to be safe, we'll assume that his limbs will continue to function even if severed from his body. However, his whole gimmick is being a steel wall of flesh and sinew, and injuring him may be a feat in itself.This may force us to use the golden sword if the opportunity presents itself.
>>19920467We have no idea what it does, for one. We have a suspicion that it summons either a space marine drop pod or Accellerator.I'm not sure which would cause more collateral damage.So we'll keep it until we get in personal danger.
>>19920454>>19920462That's still not the same as what Kirika was pulling off, however. A "burst of speed" isn't the same as being inhumanly fast all the time.
>>19920486Baron is almost immortal and fast as fuck.He will just shrug most of our shots, until he gets close.We have to get a way to get rid of everything.
>>19920514Shoot him in the face as he comes at us, then give him a faceful of frag grenades?
>>19920431Hence the kneecaps. If you're wrong, and he DOES have a ludicrous speed edge, he won't anymore and we can take it from there.If you're right, we can just comfortably stay away and shoot him to death.Anyhow, we need to identify the greater threat here - either it's BB, or the mooks around us. We could conceivably use our timestop to paint a bullet through every brain here, and let the Baron go up on a grenade pyre, but it likely won't be as easy.Or, we could use our Emergency Drop Pod Beacon Cross, leave the mooks for our ally (I think it's reasonable to presume that the Space Marine armor is immune to small arms fire, and nobody has an AM rifle indoors) and deal with the Baron.
>>19920483That brings about an intresting point. We don't HAVE the sword, QB does. However... that doesn't mean that we could draw it out of our shield on accident, and thus prove that the gold weapons WANT to be used like we suspect of them...
Shooting his shoulders may disable his arm.
>>19920275 >>19920274 >>19920246>>19920242Lance Kilgore laughs as he notices your arrival - and so do the rest of his entourage and the remaining operators under his employ. You give the bloody scenery a cursory look - it seems that some of the guests had actually been armed guards, and they had died valiantly trying to protect their own clients. Some of them had been successful in taking down some of Kilgore's wives, while others had moderate success in their attempt to dispatch some of the operators themselves. All in all...not a bad death, you surmise."Well hello - what do we have here?" Kilgore's purring voice carries all the way from his end of the ballroom to yours. The Desert Eagle heavy in your hand, gleaming from the amber lighting from above. "Do my eyes deceive me? Is it, in fact, the timid maid from earlier, with the gun I want in her hands, actually returning to this...glorious sacrificial chamber?" He spreads his gauntleted hands wide, arms out. "I was more than content to let you go, but think that another gift is to fall into my hands at the moment of my ascension! Come closer, young one, and give me what I so richly deserve!"You...you find yourself walking. Not out of necessity or for a plan. You find yourself compelled to walk toward him, into his arms.Kilgore grins at this, revealing teeth pinked with blood. "Look, dear girl. Look. This is all for her. All these lives. All these souls. All for her. Now she cannot ignore me, now she cannot deny what is rightfully mine." The howling and worshiping of his wives reach a deafening crescendo as they raise their arms around him, fingers trailing blood on his robes, on his clothes. Marking him with bloody fingerprints. "There will be more, once she grants me the boon I've been praying for."
>>19920585Start shooting. now.Also, the crossy thing. use it
>>19920585>You find yourself compelled to walk toward him, into his arms.EY STABBY BITCHNOW'S A REAL GOOD TIME TO DO SOME STABBING
>>19920585This, uh, it doesn't sound so good.I'm betting Kyoko will come save us in a dramatic fashion.
>>19920585Pancakes, Murderface. If you screw this up, there won't be any more pancakes for you.
>>19920585Snap out of it, or you'll never have another pancake and whiskey breakfast again!
>>19920585start shooting, aim for head
>>19920585HOLY SHIT, is Kilgore trying to become a demon prince? Because it sure sounds like it...Faust is all chaos gods. Khorne to Kirika (berserker), Slaanesh to Kilgore (all da bitches), tzeentch to us (messing with time, planning, screwing with our head).ALL HAIL CHAOS UNDIVIDED!Thoughts?
>>19920585REMEMBER: PANCAKES, SOFT IDOL BOTTOMS, COMFY CHAIR.ALL WILL BE LOST IF YOU GIVE INTO KILGORE
>>19920616>>19920618Heh.
>>19920585Focus on how pissed off we are. That cockfucker has deserved a bullet for a long time, and while we don't have one with his name on it, we have quite a few bullets in need of a good home.
What are you, some simpering idol, entranced by his fuckery? Shoot the bastard in his unnecessarily flashy teeth already!
>>19920609>I'm betting Kyoko will come save us in a dramatic fashion.Hitting him with limo at full speed?
>>19920585"Before she gives you that boon, have a boom from me."Snap the Golden DEagle up and shoot him right in those garish teeth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ0SY-RLESoThe first fifteen or so seconds seem a lot more relevant than I would like them to be.>>19920640That would be just dandy.
>>19920585You stop ten paces away from Kilgore. Knowing full well that gunmen have you in their sights the moment you stepped onto the accursed floor. Knowing full well that the wrong move could have your day ruined more than it had ever right to be.You know all that, but you're not that concerned at the moment.All you know is that you've heard all of that before. Those same exact words, somehow. Lance Kilgore, spouting spooky monkey talk direct from someone's nightmares. Yours.It's then that you look up at Lance - the beast of a man grinning at you in anticipation - before you surprise him with a smile of your own as you slowly and carefully shove the Desert Eagle back into its holster. Your two hands taking handfuls of your skirt - and it's then that you bow into a proper curtsy, one foot primly placed in front of the other as you raise your gathered skirt up by a mere inch or two.Feeling the threads underneath snap quietly at your tug.Feeling - rather than hearing - the minute, yet solid thunks of five flashbang grenades dropping around your feet.You smile at Kilgore, keeping your eyes at him. And his concubines. And the operators currently aiming at you through their scopes.You murmur a single sentence."Gokigenyou, motherfuckers."And you close your eyes as the entire world explodes into a bright, blinding, searing star.
>>19920585If you don't snap out of it, you'll get fucked by a nigger. Don't believe it? Habeeb it.
>>19920624>Thoughts?If anything, we are kickingg for Malal.
Time to stop being Chiaki. Time to go back to being Murderface.Shoot. the. mother. fucker!
>>19920650Fuck yes.
>>19920650Oh, ok.I have to wonder, how exactly did we start resisting his, ah, charms, which he seemed to be using?
>>19920650>YESSSSSSSSSSSSSi have been waiting for this moment!
>>19920650I knew It was coming but still...
>>19920666Pancakes. Come on, are you even paying attention avatarfag?
>>19920666There were never any charms. We just went up to flashbang him.
>>19920650Ohgodyes!!
>>19920650All of my yes!
>>19920666We are a PC, we have free will.
>>19920666By being a raging, repressed lesbian, probably.
>>19920675>You...you find yourself walking. Not out of necessity or for a plan. You find yourself compelled to walk toward him, into his arms.>>19920674Where did you get that from, exactly? Wishful thinking?>>19920688So we can just ignore mind control, which is arguably this guy's most potent ability?Neat.>>19920689I, uh.Right.
>>19920689The proper term is Magical Girl, cis-privilege scum.
>>19920703No his best weapon is being freakishly strong and durable with the ability to do quick charges.The charms are just him being a dick
>>19920712So his army of insane, blood crazed concubines came from being SO ATTRACTED to his dickishness?
>>19920718Happens to the best families
>>19920718avatarfag got a point
>>19920718YepAnd a subtle mind control / glamour enchantment upon his bracelets
>>19920703We are a golden weapon user and possibly a giant-ass irregular in the pinky's plan.His charms stopped working once our gold immunity system started working
>>19920718Their mindbreaking happened over time, not instantly.
>>19920718>came from beingCame from them being, sorry.How embarrassing.
>Taking a small break from posting to take a shower. In for the long haul, we're finishing the Kilgore mission tonight.Noooooo I'll miss it because sleep.Fuck you and your timezone Deculture.
just as a heads up>Twitter : Taking a small break from posting to take a shower. In for the long haul, we're finishing the Kilgore mission tonight. Kilgore, prepare to die.
Twitter update: Deculture taking a small break before continuing. In for the long haul, mission ends tonight.
>>19920730>>19920735>>19920741twittermind
>>19920723>>19920726So nobody actually likes him, but gives him the time to allow him to make them mind controlled because..Oh wait.>>19920725Pinky gave us the gun. It's all part of her plan, but maybe not Lance's.That said, why would we put our gun away if it was that which was protecting us?Why would it only start protecting us when we were close - and therefore more in danger - when we were holding it all along?Why, when nothing changed except distance, did we suddenly start resisting?
>>19920730>>19920735>>19920741I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway.
>>19920758I forgot my picture but I'm sure you all knew who it was anyway.
>>19920763Could you please namefag? I find you annoying and want to filter you.
Hope that when the flashbang clears, Kyouko has the operators and psycho girls behind one of her barriers...
>>19920758I don't think pinkie cares who wins, in terms of her plan going ahead. She might still have vestigal memories which is why she helped us in the hotel, however.>>19920735Note that the Kilgore mission could end with us dying.
>>19920758BecauseImmunity system kicked a few seconds after we got hit by a charm.Apparently we don't need to hold the gun all the fucking time
>>19920775>oh no somebody is pointing out plot holes, how dare theyBut sure.
>>19920758Because we weren't actually in his control at allWe made it look like we were so we could get close enough to use our gokigenyou motherfuckers and then kill everything in the room
Does anyone know if the cross pendant thingy is a reference to a particular setting? My googlefu is failing.
>>19920797Not the one that posted before but I think he meant the annoying thing was you posting those avatar image EVERY FUCKING POST.
>>19920816It's a reference to Roberta the killer maid from Black Lagoon. The same for Fabiola and Garcia.
>>19920817Yet another guy, but yeah, fuck avatarfaggin.Unless you want to be annoying.Because It works
>>19920791That's rather a leap in logic, there.Has it ever even been hinted at that golden weapons make us immune to charm effects?Have we ever even met a charm effect before?>>19920815I say again:>You...you find yourself walking. Not out of necessity or for a plan. You find yourself compelled to walk toward him, into his arms.>>19920817>>19920837Eh, fine.
So I wonder how many members of 765 are still living now?
>>19920816Roberta (the original murder maid from Black Lagoon, Fabiola's "sensei") has golden cross as part of her uniform. It doesn't have "fuck all" button, but itt's the closest reference I can think of.
>>19920843And now I don't have to filter you anymore. Fuck consistency, eh?>>19920853Besides those we rescued? Zero, I'd say.
>>19920843It actually says nothing about why we feel compelled, it could be pinky, it could be our utter hatred, it could even be some small part of ourself that we used to be rebelling against the entire thought of this fucker and wanting to kill himAlso he tried influencing us earlier and if failed
>>19920843Actually, why would you nitpick like that? The charm didn't work and that's It.We can only guess what exactly happened.It's not even a major plothole and for what we know It could be explained the ver next Dec's post
>>19920877I'm pretty sure one or two could simply be playing possum. If we're lucky, they are Iori's missing friends.
>>19920877I'd assume not all of the idols were attenting. We saved 3 and I'd say they might have lost like.. a dozen here. (the rest of the crowd being bodyguards, media people, press, fanboys, etc.)
Hell, it doesn't even say that we felt his control weaken, or anything.We just started ignoring it for no reason.>>19920884I'm just trying to make sense of the situation. I never liked the good guy winning because PLOT ARMOUR! So, I'm trying to find a reason for us to have beaten that phase of this, if you will, boss battle, beyond just, "Fuck you, Lance, I'm the hero! Suck my immunity!"Also, I enjoy nitpicking. I'm sorry.
>>19920885Knowing things Miki would have gone to find somewhere to sleep, Ami and Mami could have gone to find something interesting and maybe Azusa got lost trying to find her way to the other side of the ballroomThe others have no hopesThe rest are pretty fucked
>>19920483His Charm-fu is strong, potentially, but what you are missing here is his focus. He's not like MidoriEmi was; that's not his signature move or anything. He's a brawler first and formost, Fabolia told us that. Being compelled doesn't mean full control, either; frankly, we've dealt with that before. Controlled, forced, 'blinked and then found we couldn't' are all much stronger terms to describe full mind control... uh... not that I know anything about how one writes that. This is just Deculture's writing style, to describe the start of an effect and then trail off as Chiaki shakes it off.
>>19920911You just sound like a person that can't enjoy things unless everything is immidiately explained to you.Whatever man, just let It go this time. Trust me, once a major plothole occurs, we WILL point It out
>>19920935>You just sound like a person that can't enjoy things unless everything is immidiately explained to you.Original Madoka had more plotholes than this whole spinoff.
Miki, Haruka and Makoto were mentionedMiki could be asleep like >>19920916 saidHaruka may have escaped thanks to act of god and not much else I could seeMakoto is probably screwed unless the same act of god as saved Haruka did more than one personP San is probably well and dead
>>19920953What's your point?
>>19920967You're having fun for once and it's wonderful. So shut up.
>>19920967That there is no point bitching about how things don't make perfect sense here, it's better than original.
>>19920921I'll presume that was meant for me.Perhaps it isn't his signature move, but he's managed to use it to accumulate thirty of these idols as some sort of demon harem. He controlled them all at once. He's going to be adept at using it.And the wording may mean that we were only urged to do it, but then we could have just not done it, or had a plan when we did. But we did it, and it was stated we didn't have a plan, we were just doing what we were told. That sounds like more than just him hinting at us, "Hey, little girl, walk over here!">>19920935I don't need things immediately explained, just to have some sort of rational reason. Which we don't have, just yet.>>19920953I must confess, I haven't watched that yet. Been meaning to.
>>19920992>I must confess, I haven't watched that yet. Been meaning to.Please do, it's worth it.Speaking of the reference material - is Idolm@ster actually worth watching? Or would just reading the review on charachters do?
>>19920992If you are this bad with one small point that we don't know will be explained yet then don't watch MadokaThe entire thing is plot holes
>>19921013Depends. Would you mind if you fell asleep tonight and woke up in /jp / the next day? If not, watch it.
>>19920650Even with your eyes closed, you could still feel the migraine-bright sting of the combined explosion of light made by five flashbangs detonating at the same exact time.Even with the anguished screaming and panicked yelling from each and every one of your victims - Kilgore roaring his anger and disbelief at what had just happened, at how you were supposed to be ensnared the moment he touched you, the moment he looked at you - you could still hear the giggling of a young woman with pink hair and sunless eyes, whispering in your ear."Kill them, Homura-chan. Kill them all."She's been there, you realize. She's been there all along.And you obey.You will never forgive yourself for this, not by a long shot.But you will soon remember it as something you enjoyed. Immensely.
>>19920729>>19920718Holy fuck, stop avatarfagging you fucking retard or go the fuck back to /a/. This is not fucking /a/, if you want to dump something, dump something that is related not your fucking avatarfaggotery you annoying little cunt. I`m sorry for my choice of words, but something had to be said, finally the two ultra-retarded chucklefuck-tripfags from /k/ started to be less annoying and now you show up and plaster something I enjoy to read with your fucking waifushit that, frankly, keeps me from fucking enjoying it.Also Idols in Question.
>>19921023>And you obey.No, no we don't.
>>19921013It's fun but the games are necessary to get much of a sense of wtf is going on
Holy fuck, you blind nigger, he just stopped
>>19921029I stopped avatar-ing a while back. Get with the times.>>19921013>>19921014>>19921022>>19921023I'll give it a try, I think.At least nobody will have to hear my complaining.
>>19921023Pancakes, Murderface. Remember the pancakes! Blonde is far better than pink.Don't listen to her!
>>19921023Wait what. They are evil! There's no reason to be all miserable about killing them.
>>19921023Dammit. No, we are not giving in to Pinky completely. We kill the OPERATORS, we blast Kilgore's teeth apart and slam some frag grenades into his mouth, but we're not killing the concubines if we can help it. They're more valuable to us alive than dead.
>>19921042The girls aren't really at fault. Everybody else is fair game, though.Although the security guys might have been influenced by him as well.
>>19921023Uh oh.It's Magical Girl transformation tiem! Dig into the shield and hope we get back out dear old FN-P90 from the Kirika job, or something similarly uncursed.And here's to hoping Kyoko doesn't become unhinged.
>>19921023>"Kill them, Homura-chan. Kill them all."Oh yeah, and now you cunt show up and play the "Let`s pretend everything is just as planned even if its not". No, fuck you! We were planning on killing them anyway, stay the fuck out of this.
>>19921053They must have a GREAT deal of difficulty sitting down.
>>19921039Misquote in there, but whatever.>>19921053>>19921050Pretty sure the girls are beyond saving. Wasn't it said as much?I don't see the problem with killing all of the folks in this room, ourselves excluded of course.
>>19921053Hard to tell with a PMC, though.Depending on how good the money was, they might have voluntarily gone with it.And from everything we heard about Lance, he can make the money very, very good.
>>19921042Actually, there's only one guys that needs that has to die.There's a chance that girls/operators will stop once their owner/employer is dead
>>19921066Yeah, Kilgore probably got his hands dirty...
>>19921064Everything probably is going just as planned.She knew how we would act, and all that.
>>19921068I'm not sure they were acutally corrupted, since they're the only ones to be bleeding black blood from the eyes. People that Pinkie have been talking to are just plain black.Unless we're about to start bleeding everywhere now as well.Anyone got some appropriate music?
>>19921068No just that they were too far gone to know what they were doing
>>19921068>Wasn't it said as much?No it wasn't. Just that they looked dead inside, as would most people who are being mind-controlled.And besides, there's still the possibility that some of the guests are still alive, just playing dead. We don't want to kill everyone.
>>19921013It depends on whether you can handle/like slice-of-life and cute girls doing cute things (and the cast is pretty damn big, so that's a lot of girls). Not a harem series, thankfully; it focuses on an idol production company as it slowly gains popularity. Starts off a little slow and mildly schizophrenic, but it picks up after a few episodes.Pic kind of related.
>>19921084>>19921090>>19921088See:>>19919605>They are thirty in number, and you doubt that even one of them knows just what they're doing. Or if they realize that they're already dead.>already dead
>>19921023When has Chiaki ever listened to other people?There's only 1 proper reply to Pinkie:"Gokigenyou, motherfucker."
>>19921023You move smoothly, the most fluid you've ever moved before. You kill as if you've rehearsed this entire sequence countless times, as if this is how it should be, and nothing else. It is as if you had spent your entire time asleep, and it is only now that you have been roused to do what you're meant to do.The Golden Desert Eagle is back in your hand, just as you tug free your combat knife from its sheathe lashed to your boot. One bullet for every operator, each one finding its mark without you so much as aiming for a second. One quick swipe of the knife, across the neck, for every concubine tethered to Kilgore. Laying open muscle. Throat. Larynx. Bone. Blood spurting with every life you take, with every kill you secure. You do this in complete silence, your focus unbreakable. You do not even miss a beat as you reload. You toss your knife somewhere high up. A sharp mortis-cry - and the sound of a body crashing brokenly into the marble tiles - confirms your accuracy.You end the rest of the concubines. Point-blank shots, just as they regain their bloody-tracked sights and launch themselves at you. Each one suddenly halting in mid-air as if suddenly slamming into an invisible wall suddenly set in their paths. Pulping their organs and spraying them out as crimson mulch behind them.At this, Lance had shrank back. He'd regained his own sight much earlier - but even with his history of carnage, the extent of the massacre he'd orchestrated - he was not expecting this. He had not been expecting the frail, humble maid from earlier to make short work of his highly-paid operators - and his cadre of brainwashed murderers."Your...your eyes..." He gasps, backpedaling.You don't need to look. You already know.The disturbing thing is that you don't care anymore.
>>19921084>Anyone got some appropriate music?Craaawliiing iiiin myyyy skiiiiin...
>>19921084http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfgUfqeSxg8Only music appropriate when fighting the baron
>>19921096Then the name field cleared itself.Oh well.
>>19921023Now you're just being silly. We had a plan the entire time. We've had a plan, what, three threads back, when we first had Misaka put flashbangs up under the dress. The plan was ALWAYS to walk forward, get in someone's face, and say ""Yippie-Kai-Yay, Motherfucker!" in the most Maidly way possible. That said, I'm not sure why we're feeling bad from opening up in the middle of the room like this. We killed that first witch back in Mami's apartment without flinching, and NOTHING has even hinted so far that the wives are able to be saved. Gun them down; the only thing we need to feel sorry for is the amount of ammo being wasted. Fuck, maybe we are going soft.
>>19921102Well shit.I hope someone we know turns up, to snap us out of this soon.
>>19921102Oh dear.Well played, Faust.
>>19921102i get the feeling nothing will can be done for us at this point.
>>19921102http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8YAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>19921102>>19921023>>19920650Neat, it's like I'm watching a movie.
>>19921084http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf67eXDzC9Y
>>19921102This is gonna hurt in the morning but fuck it is worth it to see him shit his pantsYou caught her attention Lance, sadly you caught it by going against the one she already favours.Scream for me
>>19920186> Fabiola smiles, just as she slides out what appears to be a Benelli M1 Super 90 riot shotgun from the back of her dress> Benelli M1 Super 90 riot shotgun from the back of her dress> Benelli M1 Super 90 riot shotgun from the backWE MUST UNCOVER THIS GREATEST SECRET.
>>19921102Drop DEagle. Transfrom.
Also first the Zombiekniesluts need to die. Shoot them while they`re still dazed and blinded, actually I even think that you should get up nice close and personal while you`re doing that so you don`t miss a single one of them.And yeah, killing them is a mercy.
>>19921102god dammit 7AM is way earlier then you normally start!
>>19921070They helped murder a room full of people for no other reason than shits and giggles (since I doubt he told them that he wanted to ascend to Daemonhood). Including our Idol. And seeing as the concubines are leaking with Pinky's bullshit, apart from one or two to question they're all fair game.
>>19921121Was the first bit for me again? I'll wager yes.Do I have to paste it a third time? Seemingly, yes.>You...you find yourself walking. Not out of necessity or for a plan. You find yourself compelled to walk toward him, into his arms.Our plan went out the window. It says as much, right there, which was posted by Deculture.
>>19921135Which part of>We don't get any input on thisdo you not undestand?
It's... beautiful!
>>19921129Or this one from Nier:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEtz4K7JpsE
>>19921154>NieR OSTI like you.
>>19921084http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL67063575C6FD2AB5Play list of all the songs that have been requested/suggested for the game so far. Shit yeah, playlists!Also. FUCK. Kilgore isn't the boss fight here anymore!We are.
>>19921168Hey, we aren't doing anything wrong. At least not yet.If I was religious, I'd say we're doing God's work.
>>19921084http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7J84riB0Lo&feature=relmfu
>>19921023Use a chainsaw. Lance must be killed with a chainsaw.
>>19921140We are trying to push THAT away?Fuck even if we are lesbian we should become lesbian for her
Did you cuddlefucks really not use Misaka's emergency cross button?fuck you people can't do anything.
>>19921168No Ave Maria for the butchering.That ain't classy
>>19921102YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST GOLDEN WEAPON I'VE SEENYOU'RE JUST NEXT ON THE LISTYOU GOT HER ATTENTION AFTER ALL MR. KILGOREHERE SHE COMES
>>19921110No, you uneducated mongrel, thats obviously the wrong kind of music, >>19921121>>19921121>>19921121>>19921121>>19921121>>19921121This scene needs something more divine. You have to imagine it in slow-mo and Murderface whirling in a shooty and stabby dance through the ranks of namless goons while THIS is playing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_XCvZ9PwHs&feature=related
>>19921084I see a lack of Red Fraction.http://youtu.be/IOmNWL5nzE4
>>19921140[spoiler]Skinny bitch[/spoiler]
>>19921192No, fuck you.It was suggested but ignored
>>19921192This was all on rails dickheadNo choices
>>19921168This will be tough to explain if we do manage to snap out of it. "It was beautiful, ever move coreographed, ever spray of blood perfect. I want it to happen again..."
>>19921201DFC! DFC!
>>19921199Finally, someone with similar mind
>>19921192We've entered full-on railroading. Just get aboard the train and try to forget about teh 'quest' in the title of the thread.
>>19921127*Narrows eyes*You. You, my friend, have style. Bravo.
>>19921102DROP THE FUCKING GUN.Don't let that pink cunt get what she wants.Transform and use something else ANTYHING but a golden weapon to kill him.Alternatively use the cross necklace.
>>19921102We're already dead aren't we?
I guess after this mission is done, we're getting another creepy passive aggressive text message from our mysterious benefactor with the unregistered number
>>19921204Not that we would want it any other way.
ALL ABOARDMURDER TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
>>19921199Fuck you. That's the barons theme. Fighting him means that musicThat whole slow mo classical bullshit is overdone anyway
>>19921235At least we'll have some interesting soul gem readings to give QB
>>19921236... you're retarded. the choices are what make the quest.Please go.
>>19921243CHOO CHOO!
>>19921243>>19921220I don't mind, I paid my ticket and this ride is great.
"MURDERFACE!" A voice shouts behind you. It's Kyoko, still in her butler costume, one of her tri-pointed spears in her hand. You hear her run towards you - before slowing to a stop as she looks around. "Murderface, I know I'm late, but I bumped into Iori and her pals earlier, I had to get them into the car, and--" You hear her curse underneath her breath. "What the fuck...? M-Murderface, I thought you needed backup, but--""Y-you killed them," Lance Kilgore stutters, dropping down to his knees in front of you. All his bluster earlier - of worshipping the ruinous powers - gone, just like that. "M-my girls. You killed every one of them like it didn't even matter to you--"No. No, it didn't.You step forward and press the mouth of the Desert Eagle's barrel against the center of Kilgore's massive forehead.And now it was his turn to join them."N-no...m-mercy, please, I don't want to die--"You curl your finger around the trigger.You loathe begging.Another moment, and you curse as the shot goes wide wide as Kyoko suddenly wrenches your arm back. The round smashing a hole into the ceiling."MURDERFACE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Kyoko screams at you, pushing you off. "You can't kill someone like that! They've surrendered! We disarm them and take them to the Silent Room for interrogation! Don't you remember?!"
>>19921140>>19921208Was wondering about that.Stats say 77-54-79, but she has like no boobs at all.Shouldn't the first size be lower?
>>19921247Can't you see?It's... beautiful.
>>19921102blow his limbs off. we're going to have fun in the interrogation room with this guy
>>19921220Well we have followed what we planned out last thread until now and obviously there is something important happening which means we need to see something
>>19921255Wait... what the fuck
>>19921255Calling it now, we're going to shoot Kyoko something crazy.
>>19921193Sorry, your quote confused be. Do... You WANT me to have Ave Maria here? Or not? Or something? I don't mind modifying the playlist in the least, but I'm not sure of what you are saying.
>>19921256It's fanart, deviations happen.
>>19921255Kyoko ruining our moment.
>>19921255Yeah. But still, shoot his arms off.Those bracers need to be secured.Then we holster the DEagle and use a Grief Seed to purify our Soul Gem.Then we need to see if any of the other idols survived.
>>19921255>"MURDERFACE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"Nothing, to be honest. We got to do nothing at all.
>>19921273Y-yes I want Ave Maria there.Please.
>people suggesting thingsIt's like you don't even understand that we're on a train
>>19921255"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"*cough politely*
>>19921282I hope Hibiki is still alive and escaped on her pet dog or something ;_;
>>19921255He doesn't deserve it and I never followed that fucking rule anywayI thought an eversor would understand that
>>19921289It's like you believe the author doesn't read these posts and works them in occasionally.
We blame QB for giving us the TOTALLY CHECKED AND NOT DANGEROUS WEAPON OF MASS MURDER EVEN THOUGH WE DIDN'T WANT IT
Everything else aside, Kyoko must be feeling pretty blue-balled. All worked up to get in and kill, and all she gets to do is try to stop someone else from killing.
>>19921255SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK
>>19921289Shush, we've got people from /a/ and /jp/ in here. Don't confuse them.
>>19921247Not sure if you get. WE AREN'T FIGHTING BARON. He and Kyoko are about to fight US. Ave Maria isn't HIS boss fight theme. It's OURS.
>>19921305We're the one that took it. Not his fault.
>>19921255okay. this is where we back off, and back away.keep a gun pointed at kilgore, maybe not the golden gun. but KEEP A GUN POINTED AT KILGORE. i don't trust this motherfucker ONE BIT.remember his reputation for underhanded tactis. the instant he looks like he's going to run, attack, or jump funny we blast him.
>>19921305> We blame QB for giving us the TOTALLY CHECKED AND NOT DANGEROUS WEAPON OF MASS MURDERMah sides.
>>19921307I'm pretty sure Sayaka will later help her relieve the stress.
>kills 20 men and mindbreaks their fiances into a cult>murders a whole party as sacrifice to what may be a very powerful witch>begs for his life when he losesYeah, he'll regret living after we get at him. Last interrogation we were nice and polite, this time we're pulling out his tendons.
>>19921316Yes, because It was either Sayaka with golden sword or us with golden gun.Btw, we DO have those grief seeds?
>>19921320Fuck that. Just blow off his arms. He can't punch things with no hands.
>>19921289It's summer and they're enjoying the ride. Let them.
>>19921255One bullet in each knee/elbow.Confiscate golden bracers.Then we bring him for questioningWE. ARE. PROFESSIONAL.
>>19921255He deserves to die, you hear yourself say. His rights, if he ever had any, will be read at his funeral.It's then that you feel Kyoko's fist crash right into your mouth, knocking your glasses off in the impact and sending you toppling into the blood-soaked floor below."I am NOT taking that shit from you, Murderface! Now get yourself back together or I'm...I'm telling Mami on your ass!"...Well. Fuck. You forgot how hard Kyoko could punch. You think she knocked a tooth loose there.You blink as Pinky's laughter fades from your ears, the crimson mist in your eyes also disappearing.What have you been doing, indeed...?You get up just as Kyoko secures Kilgore, aiming the tip of her spear against the stunned man's throat - while another spear snakes its way around his arms, holding them fast together with its chained sections. You stagger back shakily to your feet as you hear her murmur something about going crazy like Kirika."M-man. Murderface, I..." Kyoko's voice is shaky, trembling, despite her best efforts to sound even. "Jesus. Look what you did. Not even Sayaka at her worst..."You look at the Desert Eagle in your hand."Murderface, what's wrong with you?" Kyoko turns to you, her one crimson eye searching your own. Looking for reassurance, that her friend hasn't gone crazy. "Is...is it that golden thing, again? Is the same thing happening to Kirika happening to you too?"How do you respond?
>>19921349If we're taking the bracers with us, Kyoko is carrying them.
Could you be so kind a say a word when we enter railroad mode next time?
>>19921273This goes for everyone, one way or the other, by the way. I'll add everything looks like it's suppose to be for an OST type thing, and am open to suggestions about titles or memos. Literally, I've just been keeping an eye out for anytime I see the words 'youtube'. *laugh*
>>19921255"Look around, Kyoko. That`s all his doing. Look how many people he killed just for his pleasure. "Push her away and then just shot him. Even if Kyoko hates our guts after that. We know it best. No fucking prisoners wielding golden stuff. This is a bad idea of such proportions that actually don`t even know how to describe it.
>>19921351It was beautiful.
>>19921361Alternatively, Deculture could just not ask us what to do next.You know, like they did.
Please, knock me out.I need some sleep
>>19921351"Fucking QB wanted his test, he got his motherfucking test."Holster DEagle, check our Soul Gem, use Grief Seed as needed, start checking for guest survivors."And thanks, Kyoko."
>>19921368Ha ha haNo
>>19921376t'was a suggestion
>>19921351>How do you respond?Throw the gun away."I... might have lost it for a minute here. But it's alright now."
>>19921351>>Not even Sayaka at her worst!We dun goofed.
>>19921377Basically this.
>>19921351Grab a drink. There should be some behind the bar, no?
>>19921370Hm, just checked. He did only ask twice for our input so far. And I agree with you, it's absolutely unnecessary to post otherwise.
>>19921351Look at the gun and contemplate the carnage. "I... I think so." Eject the magazine and holster the gun. Slowly. "Fuck."Use a grief seed and down some painkillers.
>>19921351I... think it....might be.....Don't tell Iori. please
>>19921368No. We take those bracers away, break his arms and legs, and then let QB extract the information he wants from Kilgore in whatever way that Incubators do. He doesn't get to die easy, or quickly.
>>19921377Supporting this. Maybe with a bit more emphasis on the whole thanking part, though.
>>19921397Oh god, yes.We need to finish our drink
>>19921351The girls with the knives, the mooks with the guns...They opened up on the crowd after Lance gave the word. I got Iori out and when I got back, all the civilians were already dead.The mooks WERE about to open up on us before we started shooting. But then we WERE going to put a bullet in Lances head even after he surrendered...(Oh, and keep an eye on Kilgore.)
>>19921351This: >>19921224(without the necklace it's no longer needed)
>>19921351YEAH, we REALLY need to clue her in on what happened. The last thing we want her to think is that we murdered the entire hall (his doing), when all we did was mow down 1) Kilgore's brainwashed murdergirls and 2) his operators.... though to be fair, we did mow down a lot of guys.
find out what happened to our new maid friend and her master. especially find out if we shoot them by accident and may be dead due to horrible gapping bullet ones.
We should consume all of our addictive substances immediately. Painkillers, booze, pocky, the lot.
>>19921377and>>19921376
>>19921351put the gun away; holster it, drop it, throw it, anything!we were dangling dangerously far over the edge there.
>>19921351We disarm Lance too. With the bracers, he could punch people's heads off. We're not taking chances, nor are we shooting him for no good reason.
>>19921351make sure you confiscate those gauntlets. probably another golden weapon.*sigh* I Fucking HATE mndays
>RailroadersOh come off it. Lets see you run 19 semi-daily quests without railroading sometimes.
>>19921351"Stop whining. The evil guys are dead. The knivewielding bitches who cut up everyone up are dead like they should be. And if you hadn`t stoped me the one who is responsible for all this would be dead, too."What the fuck is wrong with those girls. Why do the go on a BUT KILLING IS BAAAAD!-Tour JUST after the bad guy massacred a building full of people and we are about to shoot him. This is Pic related at its best.We had the same thing with Kirika, she was murdering and slaughtering her way through her assignments but somehow WE are the badguy for offing her.
>>19921351This >>19921377 but include telling Kyoko that it was Lance's goons and his brainwashed murdergirls that killed the guests, not us. We only killed confirmed hostiles, no civilians.And thank her for stopping us from going over the edge.
"It wasn't me, dammit. He had this whole setup to murder people. Gotta talk to the fucking cat about this."
>>19921351Most of this carnage was actually Lance's doing.But I did go insane for a time, yes.
>>19921424>asking about acquaintances before asking about IoriOh you.>>19921445She has no idea what Lance did. She wasn't here, remember?>>19921449Pretty much this.
Also, I propose our overall themehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC9POpjnB9g&feature=related
>>19921442Dunno, Exabyte?
>>19921445The golden gun is cursed, pantsman. By shooting people with it, and giving in to the rage, we're giving Pinky what she wants and turning ourselves into Kirika Mark II.That's what's bad.
>>19921445Uh... Because she's LATE? She doesn't yet KNOW that we only shot the badguys? She literally just walked in, saw us standing in a hall full of blood, and the ONLY other person still alive is cowing at our feet as we prepare to execute him. Also, black eyes. It's a perfectly good question to ask if we were ones responsible.
>>19921449This.We need to explain what happened here.
For those that want to kill Lance, remember we need him alive so we can find out how he got the golden bracers and what Pinky has been telling him.
>>19921462Exabyte particpates in this quest. He's also an robot powered by bad ends and cliffhangers, so I don't think you can really hold other people to his standard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=oS0aF5svteEThe first seven or so minutes I feel are very fitting as generic background music for this quest
>>19921475>>19921351>>19921458I thought there are still some people still alive, especially outside the big hall on like.. other rooms or floors. >>19921459>Noir Story>That songNo. You either have no taste or.. No,w ell, you just have no taste. At all.
>>19921499Also, I feel it important to note that most of what's happening this thread was directly asked for in the last thread.
>>19921507Nobody in this room, which is all she's seen. She has no way of knowing that all of this killing wasn't done by us, and it is perfectly reasonable of her to conclude that it was, in fact, us that did it.
>>19921499It's still incredibly bad form for a quest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omQ-7wZTXvIThis is the only song fit for the theme.
>>19921507This was going to be the big launch, so all of the guests would have been gathered here.MAYBE some of the mansion staff are still alive, but that's assuming they weren't herded into the ballroom by the OPERATORS, or executed by them prior to the bloodbath.
>>19921507Point taken.Somehow, I felt that It fits but now that you pointed out the noir...
>>19921512Neat. So why not just dump everything in the first few posts?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h9RFezubG0&feature=BFa&list=PLF13349ED03FF204FThe entire OST for Penumbra is great noir. The whole game is depressing and the feeling of being lost in something greater than you.
Koyko knows that we didn't start the massacre, she met Iori on her way here.On the other hand, she just whitnessed us finish it. In the "flesho the the fallen angels" mode.
>>19921530Because there's more that happens than could fit in a few posts and still be good writing?
>>19921530A) Deculture is not the fastest of writers and B) There were important choice points.
>>19921536Do we know for sure they met?Do we know, even if they did, that they talked?
>>19921530Because he hasn't had the time to prewrite it all. Some people who do these tongs have jobs and lives
>>19921544http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHOb7IJ6Bk0&feature=relatedthis shit is also pretty good as an ambient
>>19921544The first "wat do" we got was after reentering the ball room. And then we went straight onto the tracks 2 posts later.
Am I the only one that strictly uses the Madoka OST when reading this?
I didn't mind the tracks. I saw the whole thing as a single scene where Chiaki had to react based on what was already done. And honestly, there's not much different we could've chosen to do, either. Everyone was already dead, and the available actions would've been "kill them in which of the following ways?"By making it a "railroad" he just saved us all time and empty choices.
>>19921555Read >>19921255 maybe>Murderface, I know I'm late, but I bumped into Iori and her pals earlier, I had to get them into the car, and--
>>19921534 >>19921560Oh god, this is beautiful stuff. Thanks.
>>19921582Plus we're slowly being brainwashed/going crazy thanks to the golden gun. QB better be happy with his experiment.
>>19921582>a single scene where Chiaki had to react based on what was already done. Fucking this
>>19921584Ah, right. My apologies.
>>19921582You did enjoy Dragon Age 2, right?
>>19921580Madoka OST has been getting a lot of use here. Venari Strigas and Numquam Vincar mostly. A bit of Puella in Somnio every now and then too.
>>19921582Well, we could have called in the Space Marine to do the killing for us and we stayed with the principal and friends.saving us the corruption points. Choice is never a bad thing and I'm sad the thread turned out like this.
>>19921518>>19921522I nurtured the hope that some Idols were still alive. >Hibiki and Makoto both dead>mfw>>19921520This is all in all still fitting. >>19921534No, I don`t think something from Penumbra matches the mood and feeling. Noir doesn`t autimatically mean depressing and shit, or.. well. not the same kind of of depressing. Besides the Max-Payne-Theme I kind of think that parts of the Saya no Uta Theme feel earily close this. But if you think that guy who is responsible for Madoka actually had his hand in Saya na Uta, too, it actually statrs making sense. This pretty much shows up in my head whenever Pinky makes her entrance:>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsbzP1AVS4k&feature=relmfuAnd now for the aftermath of the bllodbath how about this?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmG3-YUY4VA&feature=relmfu
>>19921610Not minding a railroad doesn't mean you like shitty ones.Also comparing video games to a quest thread isn't even a good comparison. Video games are railroady by nature.
>>19921594> Kyubbey smiles at your request.
>>19921610Just quit your bitching dude, we had planned out what we were going to do last thread Deculture is just writing up what we did from that and what we triggered from that
>>19921641fuck that, one mirrion grief seeds time
>>19921405 >>19921377 >>19921390You look at your own puzzled reflection on the Desert Eagle's surface. Half your face is smeared with blood, along with most of the front of your uniform - but you know that the blood isn't your own, not by a long shot. Still, to see yourself in such a manner - right after doing all that...You look back up at Kyoko, at your confused friend who you know is only concerned about you because...well, because you're friends, somehow. You're not the easiest to get along with, and you're certainly not the life of any party or conversation. Being friends with you is like stirring dried concrete.But regardless. She needs an explanation.A good one.Just like you yourself need one, too.Finding your voice, finally, you murmur that her guess may be correct. You tried your best, but...You glance down at the Desert Eagle, before ejecting the magazine, letting it drop onto the floor, and then removing the chambered round from its breech."Don't tell Iori. Or...or Mami." You hear yourself say. "Please."Kyoko looks at you for what seems like an age and nods. Quietly. Before pulling out her cellphone and dialing Kyuubey's number."Gonna call for an evac unit," She says after a moment. "This big bastard's going to need one. Probably a cleanup crew too, this place is a mess."You nod as you look around for the remains of the wet bar. You need a drink. You need to sit down. Both at the same time, hopefully.
>>19921631Or could have actually waited for Kyouko to arrive before entering the room because Murderface thought everybody was dead in there any way.But the /a/ crowd is happy and I'll just shut up.
Well I can see what Iori would sign a contract for nowIf not to help us then to bring her friends back
https://www.youtube.com/watchv=53aDI5K49F4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLhtDJnPKBshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPrHTFQhHEchttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RScZrvTebeAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qvglWAHDakhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VReqpUC5G58
>>19921659See if there's somebody alive behind the bar. There's always somebody hiding and alife behind the bar...
>>19921660Seriously you chucklefuck we literally planned out what we wanted to do up until fighting Kilgore LAST THREADAll that we would have done is spent hours more coming to the same conclusions and making the same actions as we have now
>>19921660these are the same people who go "PANCKAES WOOOO">>19921659take the whole fucking bar. all of it.
>>19921660>>19921695Read the last thread.Deculture also always says at the end of each thread. "I will incorporate the choices from last thread into the next one"
>>19921636>This pretty much shows up in my head whenever Pinky makes her entrance:>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsbzP1AVS4k&feature=relmfuYeah, I've got that down as the 'Hi Pinky!' theme... *laugh*
>>19921695Yep, into the shield with the whole fucking bar. Stools and bar top as well
>>19921710That is a very nice track. Props to you anon.
>>19921644> we had planned out what we were going to do last threadWell, we managed to complete the mission.But we used the cursed golden gun to kill loadsa people and making Pinky very happy. Aw shit, why couldn't I join that last thread.
>>19921730We didn't decide anything on how to handle Kilgore, except killing him.The part about about using the golden gun is what the railroading complaints are about, although >>19921709 and >>19921690have a bit of a problem grasping that.
>>19921730That was the one deviation from the plan actually.We had most people saying throw the deagle in a corner and go nuts with regular guns
>>19921659It's only then that you hear Pinky's laughter, again.But this time, it's coming from Lance. Interlaced with his own rough, rasping laughter.The blood still pooling on the floor, soaking into your clothes, dripping from the corpses - suddenly moving, gathering, curling into crimson tendrils and gathering where Kilgore knelt."She...she comes," Kilgore drools. His eyes completely black. "I...I no longer wish for this. I cannot accept--"There's a sharp crack as his entire skull is jerked back, before it lolls forward as his body stands up. The chain-spear securing his hands suddenly catching purple flame and dissolving as if it never were. Kyoko's one eye going wide as she steps back, and you join her as Kilgore's corpse floats upwards, arms outstretched as if being crucified in midair."What the fuck--" Kyoko starts to say, before the entire form of Lance Kilgore explodes in a bloody shower - leaving behind a patchwork of flesh and bone in his place. The gauntlets still affixed to his fists.And it's then that the corpses and the blood fly up towards the skeleton. Replacing what has been lost. Building what had been destroyed. A gruesome perversion of a resurrection. Limbs, faces, torsos, organs - made up of bodies dead and dying. The daemon that falls, feet first, into the ground before you is over ten feet tall, the faces of the dead screaming from its very skin. Jagged ribs form its teeth, twisted bones forming its horns.The gauntlets now clawed, sparking electricity, cutting the very air as they twitched."Well. There's...we're fucked, aren't we, Murderface?"You take this moment to drain the contents of your hip flask in one go, tossing the empty bottle to the side afterwards. You agree, and offer your suggestion."Run."What do you do?
>>19921749>>19921752Ah well, what's done is done. Let's hope our WP roll lets us stave off Kirikamode until we get to nuke the fuck out of Pinky's asteroid base.
>>19921659GET THE GODDAMN BANGLES OFF OF HIM BEFORE HE RECOVERS HIS SHIT AND STARTS PUNCHING PEOPLE TO DEATH.
>>19921749Except we have found ourselves using it randomly because it finds it way into our handWe screamed to throw it away when we fought Kirika for a good 20 minutes before it happened and this time we had less control because there was no friends in danger to need us to restrain ourselfThis was a rather large implication that we are being affected and controlled by it and we need to kep it the fuck away from us
>>19921765Run like hell, Call in everyone we know for backup, FIRE EVERYTHING
>>19921765...Welp.Hello, Bloodthirster.
>>19921765Push the button!
>>19921765Pull Nuke from shield.Apply timestop.Run.
button on the cross
>>19921749>The part about about using the golden gun is what the railroading complaints are about>The part>singular... which is why people who are moaning about RAILROADING EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER, ONLY /a/ AND /jp/ PEOPLE ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO LIKE IT are being buttfuck retarded?
>>19921765>What do you do?Enjoy the ride.
>>19921752....What guns? We had the Tranquilizer and the Deagle so I was already wondering in the last thread with what kind of guns those " DO NOT USE ONLY WEAPON WE HAVE GAIZ!" people wanted to kill something. Fucking Pretend Pistols?I don`t want so say something about Reading Comprehension because it can happen to anybody that you just miss something, but fuck you guys..
>>19921765USE THE FUCKING CROSS, PRAY FOR DEVESTATING DEFENSIVE DEEP STRIKESwe also need to abscond with Iori and naive McGee
>>19921765Press the button on that cross and pray for divine intervention.
>>19921765move and shoot its weak point for massive damage.
>>19921765Run. And pray. (press the button)
>>19921808Magical girl costume with shield of holding?
>>19921765Run and call for backup goddamn.Transform if safe so we can get to our shield.
>>19921765And you wanted me to let him live.Press the cross, holster the deagle and give Kilgore the one finger salute
RunKyouko barrierCross buttonin that order.
>>19921765Now is the time to press the button on the fucking cross.And yeah, transform time now. Maybe we've still got some guns we can use in our shield.And finally, run. Away from the car where the VIP's are.
Time to stop namefagging, I think. I'll be back if I see any more plot holes, don't worry.>>19921765Run, button, I think you get the idea.
>>19921833Well, he's dead now. So if we had actually managed to get him out alive, things would have probably been much better.
TIME STOPSHOOT ALL THE BULLETS AND THROW ALL THE GRENADES BEFORE IT'S DONE TRANSFORMINGFUCKING NOW
>>19921765This is what we keep Misaka around forPRESS THE BUTTON
>>19921765"Hey, asshole! THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!" Frag out. All frags out. Run like fuck.Call Misaka on the phone. "Demon appear. Need evac, or diversion. Danger close. Now, please."I don't think she'll survive even in termy armour.
>>19921850>phoning>when we have the button
>>19921765Kill it with a chainsaw, or fire, or a flaming chainsaw.We space marine now.
>>19921765APPLY HEAVY WEAPONS
QB: A PRECISION AIR STRIKE WOULD NOT GO UNLIKED, MAY POSSIBLY TRADE A HUG FOR ONE
>>19921793>>19921752>>19921794>>19921659[x] Be unimpressed[x] Run[x] Push Button
>>19921802The idea was: Kill Kilgore, avoid collateral and the gun.Which of these did we achieve? Which of these did we at least try to achieve?
>>19921765Press buttan on cross, transform, get the biggest damn thing we can outta the shield.
>>19921842I meant that as said to Kyoko
>>19921854As I said, I don't think she has the skills to beat the demon, even in armour.
>>19921882She doesn't need to beat, just distract it while we pull something bigger from the shield.
>>19921765>mfw
Chikuwa?
>>19921892Aw reet then. Let's do that instead.
>>199217651. Deadpan stare.2. Drop frag grenades.3. Run (pulling Kyouko if she doesn't already move).4. ACTVATE CROSS NECKLACE.
>>19921904Deculture's running long, according to the statement he made on the twitter that we're finishing this job today.
>>19921904Noooooooooooooo-
[x] THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS
Grab cross. Pray. Press the button.Afterward. Pet Misaka and call her a very good girl.
>Wat do?Well, shit. If we run, he's not gonna, like, stop being some sort of bloodthirster (lol at autocorrect asking if I meant to type "Bloodthirstier"). That just means he's going to get out and go do havoc somewhere else. I think we need to stop him here, now, somehow. Maybe now is the time to call in reinforcements. Press the cross, transform to magical mode, and dig in. Is... is it railroading that we keep getting the golden gun? Or is that THE ONLY FUCKING WAY YOUR GM CAN TELL YOU IN A WRITTEN FORMAT THAT YOU KEEP UNCONSCIOUSLY GRABBING THE GUN?
>>19921956> Press the cross, transform to magical mode, and dig in.WE MUST DIG DEEPER.
>>19921956We actually managed to get rid of it. I never understand why people accepted to do QB little experiment."It's okay we're only betting our souls and the life of everyone we love."
>>19921876>The idea was: Kill Kilgore, avoid collateral and the gun. Which of these did we achieve? Which of these did we at least try to achieve?I wasn't aware that "we tell quest-runner what we want to do/try to do" means "100% INSTANT SUCCESS." Especially when, in the context of this quest, golden weapons are involved.Let's turn this question around.>EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER>ONLY /a/ AND /jp/ PEOPLE ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO LIKE ITEven assuming railroading, has any of these actually happened? If your answer is "yes," then kindly gtfo.
Push the fucking Button
>>19921956Like we are drawn to it maybe. That it calls to us because that's how it is made?Except apparently that's railroading so I must be talking crazy as well bro
>>19921976We accepted because otherwise QB would give the golden sword to Sayaka and we don't want to have crazy Sayaka no matter ho bitchy she is
>>19921976Because the other choice was him giving the Golden Katana to Sayaka, who WOULD immediately fall under Pinky's control and we'd have to retire her.It was choosing the least bad of two very bad choices, just like what happens in a Noir story.
>>19921976This I'll agree to. Until Kirara's Masamune appears in our shield when we transform, making us dual weilding golden weapons (which would be SWEET but terrible on our sanity score) just like Kilgore the demon prince, I'm going to assume that we can leave it behind but it's just hard to. To people before, THIS is how 'proper' mind control works in the text format, by the way.
>>19921987Probably because people actually expect this to be a quest, not a CYOA like the old madoka threads, and all the other /a/ quests that emmigrated from /a/ to /tg/ some time last year.Once you accept this, it becomes enjoyable again. At least for me.
>>19921976Chance to better understand Pinky cause QBs analyzing our soul gem readings and we were offered as many Grief Seeds as we needed to cleanse our Soul Gem.
>>19921956Running MIGHT give a chance for any survivors to escape now, while we have the demon's attention.Of course, that assumes that there's any survivors.And given its size, wouldn't luring it into the hallways of the mansion help us by restricting its movement?
>>1992199This. The creppy little space-twat mae it pretty clear that of we don`t do it he would give the sword to Sayaka to let her test it and I hopefully don`t have to mension how bad of an idea that would be. Still, a paranoid part of me actually thinks that if you tie up the hints that Kyoko has been droping together, it seems awfully clear that Sayaka is not herself right now. Either because she is right before witching out on our ass or because she has a golden weapon already.
>>19922040It might be slowed down slightly by having to break the walls.That's about it.
>>19922040Sadly I don't think we will find many survivorsHaving said that breaking out into the open area where we can fight to our advantage is the best idea I have heard so far
>>19922034>>19922010>>19921999I think it was a pretty raw deal, since we had a chance of corrupting ourselves and going totally batshit. Oh well.
>>19922027This has always been a quest more reliant on writefaggotry than anything else, and i approve of how Deculture handled the situation. I am reading this for the delicious convulted story, the down on her luck protagonist and the genre mixture (40k, madoka, noir story), not for giving much input.Then again, i like some fanfiction, sooooo...
>>19922095>I think it was a pretty raw dealThis is a Noir Quest. And the deal was offered by QB. Of course it was a raw deal. I honestly don't know how you could expect anything BUT a raw deal in such a case.
>>19921809 >>19921794 >>19921817 >>19921811"Hey, Kyuubey? Yeah, we're going to have to cancel that evac." You hear Kyoko calmly speaking to the boss on her phone as the both of you pound your way out of the ballroom hall - a moment before Kilgore's new form smashes right through the door, taking with it a good part of the ceiling, the wall surrounding the door, and a good part of the ballroom itself with a sound akin to an explosion. "Oh, er, I don't think we need it just yet. What we do need is backup." You throw the door to the main hall open just as you come upon it, Kyoko squeezing in after you. A moment, and her trademark barrier crashes into existence behind you, forming up against the door, reinforcing it. "How many squads? N-no, I want you to get everyone. No, you didn't hear me wrong. I said every--I SAID EVERYONE--"Kilgore - or rather, the monster - smashes right through shield, masonry and furniture as it continues its relentless pursuit, its crimson eyes focusing on the both of you as its footsteps crush what remained of the mansion. You'd already transformed into your Magical Girl Costume - and you're secretly glad that your Shield is right back where it belongs.You're still in your maid uniform, though. Funny how that worked out.In any case, you and Kyoko have decided to lead the monster into a chase around the house - you can't, by good conscience, escape without taking care of this problem first. Hence the delaying tactic of leading it on a wild magical girl chase while you wait for reinforcements. You can't finish this one off on your own, not even with the Desert Eagle.
>>19922116>>19922027 The fight took literally less than a minute and you chucklefucks complain that you couldn't do 15 different things in those 60 seconds?
>>19922027We can still make choices besides the ones listed.As for using the Golden Gun, we weren't in full control because Faust was controlling us. If an enemy spellcaster succeeds in casting a mind control spell on your character and has it attack the party, do you complain to your DM for railroading?
>>19922141Unconsciously, you clasp the golden cross Misaka had given you just before leaving for this disaster of a mission. Your thumb immediately finding the hidden button at the very center of the icon.There's a click, and a small whining sound. Followed by a stinging crackle of electricity coming from the piece of jewelry.You turn to Kyoko to ask her about this, when you realize that your butler friend had already started to trying to fight the beast up close. A spear in each hand, launching herself right up into the monster's face.There's a gout of blood - and a roar of anguish - as the first spear finds its mark, burying itself into Kilgore's eye. You see Kyoko try and impale the brain through that - but the beast catches her in its grip and tosses her like a ragged doll. Her body slamming against a wall with a rather sickening crunch, before sliding down rather pathetically to the floor.You'd have screamed Kyoko's name, if the sudden explosion of searing immaterium right beside you didn't knock you off your feet.You scramble quickly back onto your feet as the dust cloud slowly settles - a giant silhouette, hunched over and tusked, looming over you. You cough as the symbols on it become all the clearer - an eight-pointed star. Arrows pointing upwards, downwards. On its right pauldron, a skull with bat wings cresting from its sides. On the left, the relief of a snarling lion.[TELEPORTATION COMPLETED.] The giant intones in a deep, speaker-corrupted voice, its eyes igniting with crimson light. [DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR.]What...what did Misaka just give you, again?
>>19922125By tossing all the stuff into a safe. I can live with less data on cursed people, but we can haul in amputated semi-retired magical girls in for that data.However, QB would've handed it over to Sayaka in the interests of science. So there goes that plan.
>>19922095In a Noir-Story you don`t ask yourself who or what will fuck you over.Only how hard.
>>19922164>>19922183Noir story just went full Science-fiction
>>19922141>not even with the Desert Eagle.Especially not with the DEagle.
>>19922141>ou'd already transformed into your Magical Girl Costume - and you're secretly glad that your Shield is right back where it belongs.>>You're still in your maid uniform, though. Funny how that worked out.
>>19922164>We just summoned a night lordThey.... they dont mind fighting demons, right?"Big skeleton thing, 5 rounds rapid my good man"
>>19922163I'm starting to wonder if we should name the Gun? Golden Deagle, Golden Gun... Kirara named hers Masamune, shouldn't we, you know, become a little more attached to ours? Maybe give it a little pet name? We've gone through a lot of shit together, it and us. Gotta show some respect. I can't think of any possible way that could potentially backfire on us. Right?
>>19922164> the symbols on it become all the clearer - an eight-pointed starOh shit.
>>19922164Did we just summon a fucking night lord?Misaka is the best fucking girl thanks to this.Very big friend indeed
>>19922164CHAOS TERMINATOR SUPPORT
>>19922205> a little pet namePyrite
>>19922212Nah, it's cool. The Golden Gauntlets have double eagles, remember? That just means we're on the side of... and our boss is an alien little demon fucker... and... we're slowly going mad... and... and... Oh shit.
>>19922027True, but it just seems strange that everyone starts complaining NOW, rather than like... 10+ threads ago.Seriously, I'd think that by now, Deculture's writing has been shown to be solid enough, and the quest interesting enough, to at least get a pass on something like this.Anyway, shutting up now, don't want to derail.
Hop in side.
>>19922272Homura heresy anyone?
>>19922205>shouldn't we, you know, become a little more attached to ours?No, we shoudn't. Because we want to remain sane. Well, at least no more crazy than we already are.
>>19922275Hah! I just reloaded, and look what's the top picture?
>>19922289We actually considered that a few threads back when QB mentioned he might upgrade us to Warmaster.
>>19922272Kyuubey is so obviously a Tzeentch daemon.
>>19922289It fits quite nicely. So Madoka is the emperor and kyuubs is Tzeentch?
>>19922301>refreshing manually>not using an autoupdate script
>>19922164"You, spiky bro. I'm a friend of Misaka's. Big nasty demon thing needs killing, if you don't mind helping."
>>19922275I'd guess a lot of /tg/ natives stayed clear of the quest because of MSQ and only started participating 1 or 2 threads ago because Exabyte & co. have mentioned it a lot.Dunno, I'm usually not around for the threads and only read OP's posts on suptg.
>>19922298Yeah we want to be crazy on OUR terms not pinky's
I'm sorry, everyone. I did say we were going to finish it this thread, but I can't type straight sentences any longer.I apologize for the railroading as well. I take a long time to post and I do overly-long ones, too, so they don't exactly help.Your feedback matters to me and I'll do my best to improve.Thank you for participating!
>>19922316>Doesn't know that when you post, the page refreshes.
>>19922326No lots of tg natives came in here early on we just caught some new ones who cry like bitches because they heard how awesome it was from exabyte and it isn't up to their standards of things that they want to be provided
>>19922205..How about "Scaramanga"?
>>19922316>using a device that can't use userscriptsIt's more likely than you seem to think.
>>19922348I enjoyed it, whatever others may say.Except that one bit. You know the one I mean.Thanks as always for running the quest, Deculture. Can't wait to finish this off.
>>19922348your writing is still good!Misaka comes through with a god damned>>19922355I've been here since thread three and i complained about the railroad. Please go sir.
>>19922348Don't worry about it DecultureNo one who actually has been here longer than five seconds or actually ever contributed anything was bitching anyway
>>19922355Hey, don't shatter my illusion that every anon with bad manners with on this board doesn't come from /a/, /jp/, /d/, or /v/.
>>19922348No worries, chum. Thanks for running as much as you could.
>>19922348We spent the last thread talking about how much we wanted to go on a murderous rampage, so we can't exactly complain when that intention, plus the Golden DEagle means we get exactly what we originally wanted. I enjoyed reading as always, thank you for giving us so much of your time and energy.
>>19922348Aw damn. Thanks for the thread Deculture!
>>19922392I have been here since thread one and I accepted it happily.
>>19922348Thanks for the thread.
>>19922348http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestARCHIVE UP. Hopefully I didn't fuck up the tags this time.
>>19922348Thank you for running the quest for us, Deculture!
>>19922398Now I'm sure about it! You must be from /v/. Or MSQ, or the modern fantasy threads...
>>19922348I still liked it, and didn't feel that there was any overbearing railroading.Faust is able to break us free of mind-control and illusions, and she can control us through the DEagle. I don't see any railroading except what would happen with you have a BBEG with mind-control powers. Maybe just make it a little more obvious in your writing that Chiaki is getting controlled during these episodes.
>>19922461I think it is obvious already.
>>19922403> Sometimes be on /vg/, /k/ and /d/okay.jpg
>>19922348No worries! Thanks for running the quest, Deculture.It might cut down on complaints if you flag a little more clearly when you're taking votes for the next course of action, maybe greentext it. This will make it easier to tell when your posts are going to be multi-part, too, since the greentext will stand out even more given how much you usually type. Like->What do you do?
>>19922452No, yes, noNot that it actually changes anything because I have been around since and participated in all the "epic" quests that people never shut up about like commander, ruby and frost giantess
>>19922493Well, I don't play CQ and didn't participate in Ruby, but I'm pretty sure there was an annoying faggot around in FQ.Were you unable to punctuate the end of your sentences back then as well? Might help finding your posts.
>>19922484>I think it is obvious already.With the amount of whining that happened, apparently it's not obvious enough.
>>19922545No I actually bothered punctuate then and yes I was an annoying faggot because I called people on bitching instead of getting on with the threadNow I honestly don't care about punctuating because this board and website have gone downhill that much it is a waste of time
>>19922579I'm pretty sure the whiners need to check their reading comprehension.Dumbing down the writing just to spoonfeed people who clearly skim the posts is a bad way to go.
>>19922603Agreed there
>>19922492But he always did.
Where was I? Right. Screaming demon harem, big gaudy black guy going nuts, screaming about the flesh of fallen angels, some pink goddess and people shuffling off meeting James Earl Jones. I mean Death.It was the fucking Emperor job all over again. And this time, I was all alone. She'd better not die here, or I'm not getting paid. That's even worse.And the demon harem is approaching the idols. Lovely. This keeps getting better."Takane, get down!" I yell, as I instinctively pull out the first weapon I got my hands on: a beautiful Para-Ordnance P14-45. The better M1911A barks twice, sending more than enough 45ACP to stop a beserk Filipino warrior twice. The shots ring true, and her would-be murderer was... disarmed. At the shoulders.I hear a giant mighty explosion. I turn, and saw one of the guards suck a giant-caliber bullet. And the report of other firearms, followed by a lot of screaming.I approach my principal, two things firmly in my mind: some of the hired help were packing serious heat, and this wasn't the fucking Emperor mission. For one thing, the demon harem was mortal.
>>19922665Also. SIDESTORY! I squee over writefags writing fanfiction of a already reference filled fanfiction-y quest thread
>>19922603On general principle, I agree. I only suggested it because Deculture wanted suggestions. As it is, if the Chaos Terminator in front of us is really a Chaos Terminator, won't that end badly for us? I have not heard nice things about the Night Lords.
>>19922348i don't have many quests threads that i follow obsessively but this is one of them.i would be lying if i said that i don't care about the railroading but for the most part it is enjoyable to read and the between post discussions are also interesting.
"Miss Shijou, I do believe it is time to leave." I deadpanned. While I gun down another knife-wielding maniac. Ten bullets left.I look at her teary face, then down to the blue-haired idol she was clutching. She looks to be in pretty bad shape."She'll live, Takane, but only if you get her out." I wasn't lying. But the guard I dispatched was, with a bullet to his head. I silently thank the Glaser Corporation. Eight left."Find your friend and get the hell out. I'll follow.""Promise?" Dammit Takane, you keep reminding me of my wife."I'll stay alive. Take my ring. Wait by the car. If I'm not there by thirty minutes, drive off and get to a hospital." I hand her a fairly ornate ring. She needed no second time.
Good. Now that she's relatively safe, I find a safe corner and speed dial my employer. The smooth, melliflous voice of the mutant cat never ceases to piss me off."QB.""Rogue Trader.""The flesh of fallen angels. What the hell.""Lance Kilgore.""Big, gaudy black man, surrounded by knife-wielding demonbitches?""I see. I will be getting a bill for this, will I not?""If I survive. I'm gonna have to ask for more.""Done.""Just thought you'd like to know. Also the whole place is a charnel house. I'm gonna need a favor and ask for medical support.""It's on the way as we speak. By the way, how did you survive? The place is surrounded and the guards have live rounds.""Luck." I click the phone shut. Being rude to your employer is a no-no, but I had spent too much time already. Time to blow the joint.I head for the nearest exit, putting down any resistance I could find. The sound of gunfire, screaming and the stench of blood was everywhere.It was not until I reach a suitable exit that I notice that my dress shirt was ruined. And a very dizzy feeling. Oh shit. I hope the ambulance arrives s-
The first thing I notice is a peculiar smell of bergamot. And a bunch of soft cushions. If this is heaven, it's bloody comfortable.I hear sobbing. Two voices. I crack open my eyes. Golden curls. Hot platinum blonde. Oh SHIT."I'm not dead, am I?" I quipped. I'm pretty sure they don't serve Earl Grey in heaven. "Told ya I'll stay ali-""I thought you were dead!" Two anguished angels cry out. Funny, angels don't cry. Not for men like me. And that's when I detect a faint medical smell. Reality smacks me a second later. I'm alive, and unless I can explain this, I'm gonna be in tro-"I hired him to be,my bodyguard. He's been very professional about it." Takane explained to my very shocked wife."Um, what she said. It's the truth."She refuses to leave my side. It's very sweet of her, honestly speaking."Honey, I really appreciate this, but Miss Shijou and I really need to discuss the issue of payment..." I pet her head. "There's enough time in the evening. I'll be yours then." She reluctantly leaves.I feel something familiar being pressed into my hand. "Thanks. Now where was I. Ah yes. I still can't believe you actually like Fourze..."
>>19922723I assume it's the one Misaka was working on and she's the person inside.
>>19922863Unnamed bodyguard bro, nooooooooooooo!
>>19922601If it's such a waste of time, why stick around?
>>19922899But without the password that we unlocked from our phone, it shouldn't have been able to activate.
>>19922899Nah it was a loyalist suit that was still half broken.That one she has is obviously from somewhere in her past
>>19922939I enjoy this place just punctuating is a waste of time these days.
>>19922944I'd have to look back through the last threads to be sure and frankly I'm too tired but it's really the only reasonable possibility I can see.If it's not that then what? We summoned it directly from 40k? So far everything we've got from there has been stuff we've pulled out of our shield.
Thread descriptions in the archive could be better, I have a feeling they're getting a bit too straightforward. They really should sound like you're narrating from a bar or another environ in suitable noir fashion but that's just me.
>>19922977That doesn't even begin to make sense.
>>19923004Misaka has all sorts of wonderful trinkets and disturbing odditiesHer having a teleport homer that summons a night lord doesn't surprise me at all.And given the password for our suit was Malleus, so I don't think it was the night lord one.You are right about the 40k equipment so far though, but we do work for the assassinorum, are a vindicare, associate with calliduses, eversors and were told we might be in line for war master.I think there might be a bit more bleed through than just ours given that.
>>19923026Sadly, the pattern for thread descriptions was established long before I took up the reins. If we could edit them, that would be a sweet idea.
>>19923026I dunno I sort of liked the drunkenness status at the start of the description
>>19923082>>19923004Don't worry, this was actually covered. In... one of the early threads, like 2 or 3 it was mentioned in passing that we had a memory of pulling a bolter from the shield before the game started. Once we met Misaka, we found that she had been working on repairing and rebuilding a suit of terminator armor. We had (before the game started) pulled a semi trailer sized crate out of the shield in the past, and she has been apparently rebuilding the things inside. There was apparently no one actually IN said armor, though, as that wasn't mentioned at all. Later, we met with QB at the office, and a bunch of Assassnorium names started flying around, and we found out we were a Vindicare and the other girls were various other ranks. Now we have the armor, which I'm guessing is either a robot or Misaka inside the armor. Either way, the groundwork for this has been laid down for 16+ threads.
>>19923091It's not the drunk status that's the problem it's what's appended.
>>19923004> We summoned it directly from 40k?I have a sinking feeling that maybe we did. First a Chaos daemon. Then a Chaos terminator (albiet it's apparently a Night Lord who doesn't like their own faction for some reason).We Chaos now.
>>19923163Yeah I remember that but I actually think that isn't Misaka on there nor is it our armour.It sounded like our armour was more like a loyalist factions such as the black templars or something and given the activation code was malleus it backs that up.Plus we don't actually know what kind of bolter we pulled out given there are all the various patterns and marks used by both sides or if it was an astartes bolt pistolI think it may well be that we pulled a night lord from the warp which may be connected to this world, the giant grief seed coud be a daemon planet as well
>>19923170kk. If I end up doing the next one, I'll try to remember that and make it a little more descriptive. I'm not the only one doing the archiving, after all. I thought they covered the primary points well enough. *shrug*
>>19923248That's possible, I suppose. We really don't know what Faust is yet, and even the other Magica quest that featured Faust has a different version then this. The one we had from Misaka's place always had horns on it's face, though. I remember that much. No clarification on the bolter, though, other then it had huge kick and was covered in purity seals. *shrug*
>>19923250It's just an opinion though, thanks to the other anons archiving them though. I'm usually not around to do that any more.
>>19923248It was mentioned to be full of strange parchment strips of prayers (and almost exploding in our hands) though. I'm guessing they're purity seals and it's a normal Imperial bolter.I don't mind grabbing random Imperial equipment, but with Chaos coming in too, hold on for dear life.
I wonder.If we survive this are we getting out new apartment or not? We asked kyuubey about it before we even got our arm back and it hasn't occurred yet from what I have seen.Because really we are sitting on a time bomb with Iori in there and the yakuza knowing where we live
>>19923323the first thing we're doing is a Vacation Hunting Party. if Chaos doesn't end us.Moving afterwards is a good idea though.
>>19923349By "Party" I hope you mean more than just us and Misaka.
>>19923323This might just be me, but I think the logical conclusion of this mission would be to get as far away from Iori as possible until we're absolutely certain we're "clean" and not about to go blackeyes all of a sudden.
>>19923375Well we need pancakes so Mami as well.We owe Kyoko for helping us in this and she will bring her girlfriend.We can't leave Iori back in our apartment on her own that long so she would have to come.They can all stay in a hotel or something though because the hunting party will just be Misaka and us killing shit, maybe Kyoko if she feels like it
>>19923419We can try but I honestly doubt she will let us get too far away after this.She is going to be hurt because people she cared output were hurt and probably killed and we saved her, Takane and Chihaya so she will be associating us with safety and obsessing over us moreI agree that we do need to go see that little bastard cat and find out what is going on with us and the gun prior to spending any time around Iori after this.And preferably having it locked up somewhere.
>>19923375We can take Kyoko, she was there for the vodka party and just risked her life to stop this blob thing. The loli will have to come because lol trama.I'm hoping Mami stays pissed and doesn't come.
>>19923506She's not pissed as much as sad.I actually think part of it is that she is disappointed in herself because she couldn't protect her friends.Not that I would consider some crazy whore that stabbed me through the heart a friend afterwards.
>>19923523>Not that I would consider some crazy that stabbed me through the heart a friend afterwards.this is my view. there was nothing we could do at that point but put her down
>>19923471Well,the thought is less about what Iori wants and more about what is best for her. Seriously, emotionally stunted magical zombie-lich girl with an alcohol problem who has a psychopathic demon-god ex-girlfriend out to corrupt and/or kill her is not good roommate material, imho.
