You are a Magical Girl, and you can't remember the last time you cried.It's not like you're even crying right now. You're not. It's just that you don't really remember when exactly was the last time you did, and why. Of course, you're not asking yourself these questions for any particular reason - it's just one of those times that you wonder just how much you've forgotten, how much you actually remember, and how much of what you DO remember is nothing but wishful thinking and fevered, half-coherent dreaming. Both borne out of alcohol and painkiller abuse.Man, sometimes you really do suck.
>>20070632You take your glasses off, furiously rub your costume's sleeve across your eyes, and grumble a curse underneath your breath - the cigarette you've been hurriedly reducing to ash only a few seconds ago all but spent down to its filter. It's not even lit anymore, what little left of the embers having died out moments ago. Normally, you'd have followed up long before such a thing could happen with another cigarette, but you just don't feel like it. Not right now....Christ. Just how pitiful can you actually get? You're supposed to be above crap like this. You're Murderface. THE Murderface, if Midori's drunken fangirl ruminations are to actually be believed. You're supposed to be cold, calm, collected, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Methodical. Thorough. The kind of person that, when handed a particular firearm, would immediately ask about the little blinking button at the bottom of the gun.You should not be this bothered about making a Principal cry. Because that's all Minase Iori is to you. A principal. Nothing else."Sempai!" Midori's voice carries through the noise of the city streaming through the open window of your car. You glance to the side, and see Midori emerging from the convenience store she had asked you to stop momentarily beside. All smiles, she lifts a plastic bag, the contents within slick with cold sweat, clinking together with the movement. "I bought drinks!" You grunt in response and motion for her to get in. You're still on the clock, and the both of you need to pick up Misaka before the flight.[1/2]
>>20070647[2/2]Midori immediately does so, closing the door behind her with a snap, bouncing lightly in her seat as she buckles herself in. A moment more, and you find a can of lemon soda being thrust in front of your face, its surface bedewed with condensation."Something to wet your throat, Matsuda-sempai." Midori says, before smiling awkwardly. "I'd have bought you One Cup Ozeki, but you are driving, after all..."That's fine, you murmur. You're not interested in drinking and driving. After all that you've survived, death by wrapping your car around a steel post at a hundred miles per hour is a significantly ignoble way to die. You pull out the car's drink holder, place the unopened can into one of the slots, and then get the vehicle moving again, into the main road.You hear a metal snapping sound, followed by a hiss of air, as your subordinate starts on her own drink. Some sort of blackcurrant soda, by the looks of it. Non-alcoholic too."S-so, um...what happened back there, sempai? Can I ask, at least?" Midori says after a moment, turning towards you. You don't have to look at her to know that she's concerned.How do you respond?
The best time of day has arrived!
[] Just saying goodbye. Don't worry about it.
>>20070652I made a mess, just like I always do. Spread people's innards all over the walls for all to see, just as always. Only this time I got to see just how easy it is to break a heart... Or two...
[] I made a mess, just like I always do. Spread people's innards all over the walls for all to see, just as always. Only this time I got to see just how easy it is to break a heart... Or two...I'll second this one
Grunt at her and keep driving. I'm thinking Chiaki isn't in a sharing mood.
>>20070688Someone might want to rewrite it so it makes a bit more sense, though.
>>20070652>The kind of person that, when handed a particular firearm, would immediately ask about the little blinking button at the bottom of the gun.I see what you did there. And I approve."I am not good with people. Or relationships. I'm also not good FOR people. Normal People. I don't remember how to care until it's far too late, when I do care it end up being the wrong time, wrong place, and wrong girl. Now, let me have some quiet."
>>20070652"Dealing with a girl that thought that I was her one true love after I saved her once"Pause"Has that happened to you? Have you had any crushes or people crushing on you that you had to give up because you were a magical girl?"
So the last thread broke my heart in a good way, I wasn't around to vote but in the end I think the mess we made is interesting if a little on the heart wrenching side.
Good sirs!I have done it. It is finished.Sorry for the skethcy style.
>>20070703>oh god pinky you suck!nice work bro.
>>20070703Thank fucking pinky! Also nice work for a quick sketch
>>20070703No giant stack of pancakes?I jest. Nice work anon.
>>20070703Wehey, and he delivers! Though I'm not sure if it's wide enough...
>>20070703Nice.That picture is good and you should feel good!I wanted to photoshop something, but couldn't find enough elements to do so.
>>20070652"I told a girl something she needed to hear. She's just a principal. She can't expect anything else from me right now"
>>20070652>The kind of person that, when handed a particular firearm, would immediately ask about the little blinking button at the bottom of the gun.I like you.
Right as I'm leaving too. Shame.Leave you all with a new silly doodle. Later all! Have fun!
>>20070734See, after that reference, I find myself fully expecting to meet the CEO Boss of the Siberian R&D Dept, who introduces himself as "Jean-Baptiste Emanuel, but please, call me 'Zorg'. Everyone does. Not sure why."
>>20070652If we haven't already, give Midori's soul gem back to her. If we have, hold up ours for a minute."We're dead, aren't we? Husks, to carry *these* around? I always used to think that being dead would be simple. I was wrong, and it hurt someone i didn't mean for it to.Heh. I should have better aim than that."
>>20070748>AwwwThats what I would say, if Faust wasnt such a bitch.Great work comrade. such clean lines
>>20070677this
>>20070652"I had to see someone before we left. Things didn't go as smoothly as I had hoped."
What sort of relationship are we going for with Midori? Master/slave? Straight professional/underling? Fangirl/Idol? Dom/Sub?We should probably sort this out now, not in 15 threads with horrific results.
>>20070800Or, heaven forbid: Friends?
>>20070800Boss and subordinate, with a little bit of friendliness in once she starts to see where the lines are drawn. Though in a similar way to Misaka, with the whole craving our approval and what not.
>>20070652[x] I made a mess, just like I always do.
>>20070800Professional, goddammit. We do not want to fuck up again. Let's just... Keep it professional. Friendly, sure, but keep it on a professional level. If she wants magic soulgem orgasms she can lick it herself.
>>20070800professional, until heaven forbid when know more about her then her name and magic powers.
>>20070800I've been saying Girl Friday the entire time. Kind of like Margo to our Lamont Cranston. Or early Tress Trueheart to our Dick Tracy.
>>20070677Also supporting this response
>>20070800I would avoid the slave/master option despite its advantages because it would attract the fetish audience.
>>20070800Friendly Professional, with consideration to possible re-evaluation to something somewhat more when she's done getting used to us.
I just want to say.If Misaka gets a rival, it should a Nazi German NON-magic girl techpriest.In other words, someone similar to her.
>>20070827I think you meant>Pander to our existing fetish audience
>>20070800Partners? Well we should still keep her on a short leash for a while. Betrayal is a possibilityJust to make her squirm we could ask "Does the name Takatsuki Yayoi mean anything to you?"Because she has mentioned that she needs experience of the person she is imitating to use easy mode.
>>20070800It will probably end up quite a bit Dom/sub with a lot of fan girl thrown inWe aim for boss / subordinate with a bit of friendliness and the frequent binge drinking session
>>20070719
>>20070839>somebody else wants the NaziGet the popcorn, we'll watch what's left of Russia crumble under their rivalry
>>20070680Seconding thisVery good and suitable for the character right now.Probably less eloquent and more expletive filled though
>>20070849Though I still reckon we should cut down on the drinking. If Chiaki wants to better herself, now is the time to do it.
>>20070859This is excellent and you should feel proud of your contribution.
>>20070868I still think the drinking helps with the black eyes and the going mad thing.I guess we can always pick up the slack with painkillers or something.
>>20070865with more chugging of sodawe better have first class for the free drinks
>>20070868Cut out the drinking? What next, stop smoking? Stop killing people?
>>20070800>Professional There's really no need to do anything else, we've got more important things to worry about now though.
>>20070888But we have to better ourselves! Do you think they take anyone as a nun?
>>20070883Noooo.... if its first class we will fall asleep in the seats and meet pinky in a dream sequence!!!.........Business class is better
>>20070900We have to sleep eventually. Might as well do it on a comfy chair.
>>20070900...She wants us to collect all the weapons. It's more likely that QB is going to crash the plane like that fan fiction was saying.I'm spamming the drinks button
>>20070888Have a look at this good sir>yourlogicalfallacyis.com/slippery-slope
>>20070868I think we should deal with the painkillers first bro, not that they actually get mentioned as much if you don't count Matusda talking about what she does to herself.
>>20070888Let's cut down on the painkillers. Smoking is acceptable, and I don't think we could get away from the bottle even if we wanted to.At least with the painkillers we won't be going through life in an emotion-deadened haze.
>>20070879Not using the golden weapons helps with the not going mad thing, but I don't think we have many options in regard to that. When we drink, we hurt the people we care about. That's gotta motivate us to at least try to cut down. Think about how much worse the KIllgore mission would have been if we'd been binging while he went all 'flesh of fallen angels'
>>20070862Yep.I really like the idea of the one-uping friendly rivalry. Whichever loses, we have a new armory.Should she be another Misaka, an original character, or what?
>>20070911see>>20070913>>20070921You can point out my logical fallacies as much as you like, it won't make me wrong.
>>20070868One step at a time,We are working on being less a social reject first. Then we can start fixing our substance abuse once we manage that consistently
>>20070932this guy is going to end up right if we left you guys have at it.end game picture of us
>>20070895Real funny and all, but we've been trying to be a better person ever since we started calling ourselves Chiaki.
>>20070921Wait, painkillers deaden emotions?DOWN HALF THE FREAKING BOTTLE OF THE LITTLE BUGGERS RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
>>20070930>friendlyby which you mean they smile as they try to kill each other?
>>20070930>Another MisakaOh god, i forgot they could do this.This trip is potentially magical, and not in the usual way.
>>20070652Reply: Do yourself a favor. Don't worship me.
>>20070923Chiaki drinks to avoid the issues which cause her to hurt peopleShe has already cut down quite a bit from what she drank before Iori moved in as well. That is sort of the change from the start where she basically had a whiskey drip and no emotions to now where she has emotions and tries to avoid them getting in the way
>>20070933That seems reasonable, so long as our substance abuse doesn't completely ruin that. I guess drunken orgasm sessions are more of what we need to cut down on.
>>20070939We've been trying to move away from the complete bitch that was Murderface ever since we started calling ourselves Chiaki Matsuda. And we wouldn't get that far anyway; QB would have us go on a purge mission if he thought we were going soft, just to make sure we could handle emptying a building.
>>20070964It would be a start
>>20070952I like this one.
>>20070932>logical fallacies are correctThis is the epitome of retardation.Logical fallacies are considered bad because they only try to prove the false true.We could just work on not abusing things AS MUCH.Y'know, moderation. What most people practice.
>>20070952Thirded
>>20070974Not to mention that's what caused the shitstorm yesterday.
>>20070970Never said anything about on the job, but you'll have us sucking the toes of everyone we know eventually."W-what's that Iori-samma-san-theone, you don't want to talk to me today? o-ok, I'll g-go sit in my dog house."
Almost an hour between posts and we're not even arguing this time. Do you think Deculture got innundated again?
>>20070947Friendly as in no matter what happens they can work together perfectly after a fight.In other words, friends. That have a good hearted rivalry.
>>20070993>trying to make us a better person will eventually, without a doubt, make us completely submissivePerhaps not, hm?
>>20070993Oi. Don't start.Everyone else? Don't bite.
>>20070974There will still be times when major shit goes down and we fall into old habits. The trick is just to limit those times. Hell, we should try drinking with Mami next time.
>>20070992No, what caused the shitstorm was half the thread whining like bitches when they didn't get what they wanted.Maybe if we fought(and bitched) less after the posts where written thing would go better.
>>20070999Guessing next post is going to be a multi-parter.
>>20070974>This is the epitome of retardation.Uh hey but>4chanYeah. Lot of people posting here who don't seem to really get Noir settings.I'll just spend my time trying to pin which character Deculture is going to kill off first.
>>20070993Nice to see the chucklefucks are here with us as usual.
>>20071012Aren't they always?
>>20071007Just leave your trip on.>>20071016>guy states what they thinkBetter attack him, thus causing the shitstorm to grow!
>>20071007show us your tits
>>20071017They weren't always.
>>20071007even if they are man tits
What cause the shitstorm yesterday was people assuming everyone else was voting in bad faith. Very few posters want an extreme result, and accusing them of it just means we end up with factions pushing for extreme results to make up for the other factions. If we stay nice and friendly, we won't end up doing pants on head retarded things.
>>20071011Not really.Deculture gives us our choices and enough rope to hang ourselves. The bitching just makes the whole process much more tiring.
>>20071036>4chan>FriendlyI mean, i want what you want, i just don't think we're going to get it.
>>20071016>>20071017>>20071031Good to see that we're committed to causing the shitstorm every thread.
Gentlemen, ladies, please calm down.For Deculture's sake, dont cause another shitstorm. Let us show our gratitude to the man who is running this awesome quest by not filling it with junk
>>20071015Heh, the only noir setting I have experenced was Discworld Noir which is a parody of Noir.
>>20071050You missed a few posts in your link there
>>20071047Well, this is /tg/, so we've got more of a chance than other boards. Though since this is 4chan, friendly is more 'yelling and not screaming' and 'only occasionally accusing the other person of having mental difficulties and questionable parentage'
>>20071054Try watching Brick it's a pretty good movie.
>>20071051>namefag
>>20071050Dude, two of those posts are just talking about whether Deculture always does multi-part posts or not, and if Deculture is still writing because this next one is going to be a multi-parter.You're just as much to blame for shitstorming by doing that and misrepresenting those posts.
Oh, I just remembered.Why were people saying that we should LET characters die?Just because we're playing Noir doesn't mean we have to junk our preservation instincts.Do you people let others get killed in front of you in the real world because they'll 'die eventually'?>>20071015I like to delude myself into thinking I'm not talking to a bunch of monkeys on keyboards.
>>20071067Fuck off and dieHe at least contributes unlike you
>>20071045>Deculture gives us our choices and enough rope to hang ourselves.And that has nothing to do with what he posted.you assume the guy voted for X beacuse he's a retarded noir faggothe's assuming you want to make us white knightshe votes to go full drunkard counter youyou go fully fluffy bunny mode to counter himDeculture laughs as his daily entertainment begins.
>>20071078But it is perfectly fitting to realistically consider planting a .50 in our own head.
>>20071078Because most of the population here can't into noir so they assume grimdark = noir?
>>20071078See, with all the WH40K refernces in this quest, I figure we, the posters, are the Orks. We just need more Storybosses and less Grots and Snots.
>>20071078Again, 4chan. Monkeys would be an improvement,
>>20070677>>20070689You summarize the events that had taken place in the dining hall of the Lovelace Residence in three words, and dismiss her concern for you in four - keeping your eyes firmly on the road. The warehouse district, that's where you're going. Misaka would be thrilled to know that you'll be carting her away from her pet projects and to a barren, snow-buried wasteland to hunt bears and talk shop with the most reclusive members of the Officio."...If you say so, Matsuda-sempai." Midori says after a moment, seemingly getting the hint. "I just wondered if...if maybe you wanted someone to talk about it with." She takes a sip from her canned beverage. "There's really nothing bad about keeping it to yourself, but it's definitely better if you have someone to just vent to, you know?" She turns towards you, a small smile on her face. "Maybe if you did, you wouldn't need to drink so much, Sempai."Yes. That's a thought. That's a very good thought, and you would probably consider it in the near future, when you've imbibed enough of the Good Sir Kong's nightly restorative and ye olde Interfectum pain-deadening powder pills. That way, you can forget it just as easily as you can forget your name."...Sempai." Midori looks at you, hurt. "I was just trying to help."And you'll ask for her help when you need it. Now you just need to get to Misaka's warehouse without crashing into something. Like a fuel truck or a currently-occupied pedestrian lane.[1/2]
>>20071083Yes but that's exactly what I meantDeculture sits back and lets us cause this shitstorm daily because people can't communicate their reasoning well enough or there are those who are just too ignorant to listen and so he gives us the rope to hang ourselves each thread and it seems without fail we do so.
>>20071109On the one hand, aw.On the other, the mindfuck Callidus has been *very* interested in our life...My paranoia wars with my interest in the character's story.
>>20071109>currently-occupied pedestrian laneBut they're worth ten points each! And you can combo them!
>>20071109>currently-occupied pedestrian lane.b-but bonus points!
>>20071130>>20071131point mind>>20071128paranoia should winshe's way to friendly. I'd rather find out more about her first, from people other then herself and QB. QB would hand us a "assistant" just to keep an eye on us and be a discrete kill button(when we hand her gem over, like some cuddlefucks want to do) for us if he felt like it.
>>20071130>But they're worth ten points each! And you can combo them!And old ladies count double!
>>20071155We'll need to trust her at some point. I'll say it again, if we can't trust her to not run off the minute she gets her gem back, then we might as well hit the kill switch now. If she does run off, we kill her. Nice and simple.
>>20071155>when we hand her gem overWe've been over this. The killswitch on her gem is a mental command from us, because of how the mutant cat overwrote her contract.We don't *need* her gem to splat her in a heartbeat, and a minion that has to stay within 100 feet of us or else she ragdolls is of limited utility.
>>20071155You honestly believe he would give her any power to do anything after he expressly told us we have a constant kill switch on her regardless of the situation?Giving her soul gem back is something we can do later when we trust her but fuck me you are paranoid beyond all reason.Or you are a troll just trying to reignite the shitstorm because you have nothing better to do and you get hard over it.
>>20071178>>20071155Though I'll agree she is suspiciously friendly, considering we casually blew off her legs. She might just be as messed up as we are, so that she really does love us that much, but we need to be wary.
>>20071155>>20071128Midori is drilling her for the full gamut of the Murderface experience, like *we* told her to... just not for the reasons Chiaki might be expecting.I can easily see, if she survives the scenario and if Chiaki ever kicks the bucket, Midori will be using her power of Illusion to create Illisuatory Murderface, and terrorize her targets into giving up by playing on Chiaki's reputation. The whole 'Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated' bit.
>>20071155I agree. We should be a bit careful about what we say to Midori...until she proves herself. Her hero-worship of our Murderface persona could be sincere but it could be an act as well. Plus she was assigned to helping the otaku in their attempted rape of Minase Iori.Midori is acting too femme-fatale-ish for my tastes right now, so confiding in her at the moment is not a good idea. She should know only what we want her to know until she's proven herself trustworthy.It's what Rick Deckard and Philip Marlowe would do.
>>20071186Yep. OUR soulgem commands hers.We just like to keep it on us for what ever reason.
>>20071197That's awesome. Midori is awesome. I vote we tell her everything!
>>20071204It isn't like she put her hand up for it.She was obviously low tier and probably gets handed a job and told to take it or take a bullet.Sort of why I think she has the whole hero worship of us really, we are the antithesis of the "normal" magical girl and we actually went out on a limb to save her.If she is acting then I don't think anyone else would suspect a thing
>>20071189>she already stated that she could have quite easily keep us in a permanent dream land if pink wasn't there.You're the one attacking people, not me.>>20071186Yes, but if we never feel threatened, why would we use it?>>20071221no please.
>>20071221Heh."I will tell you everything, on one condition.""Name it, sempai!""In the event of my death, use your powers to mimic me and fuck with *everyone*."
>>20071211Wait, we left her in the car and she didn't pass out, when we came back she was leaning on the outside of the car.There's a fair chance that we've already given the soul gem back to her. Be brisk if you want guys, but there's no need to be outright malevolent towards her. We've already decided that we're sticking to professional for now. We might get as far as friends, but not for now.
Regarding Midori and our powers over her, QB said we could not only kill her, but also take control of her, IIRC. So maybe we could try that later, to get used to the whole subordinate soul gem stuff.
>>20071109She turns away from you, looking out the window. Never once looking back at you as you continue to drive.You're getting pretty good at this, you realize. Just ruining everyone's day. You should probably switch to Culexus rank, you could probably give those girls pointers.The rest of the trip to Warehouse #0069 continues in silence. Your lemon soda left unopened, left to go room temperature without even a sip.You leave it there on the holder as you finally bring the car into a stop in front of Misaka's warehouse. The gates already open at your arrival, the rolling shutters drawn up to let the sunlight in, revealing the sort of technological heresies your arms dealer is somehow always ass-deep in."Murderface! Ah, Murderface!" Misaka, all smiles, comes running out from the depths of the warehouse - followed by the ground-shaking, ponderous footsteps of the armored giant that had contributed greatly in your last assignment. You finally manage a sincere smile - it's hard not to be able to do so, not with someone like Misaka being so happy just seeing you arrive. In her greasy work overalls, she throws her arms around your waist, nuzzling your stomach. You know your costume is getting dirty in the process, but it's not like you give a damn."Tiny Pete told Misaka everything!" Misaka says as she steps back, grinning up at you. "Well, not really tell, but report with video feed was enough! Misaka saw the huge monster he fought for Murderface, a-and how Murderface saved him with impeccable choice of rifle! BOOM!" She's not normally this giddy, but you nod, letting her continue. "Well, is a shame about the repairs, but is easy to fix! Will just take time!"[2/3]
>>20071225>low tier>QB says how rare she is>drafts her instead of being lazy just getting rid of a problem>hides several men from us as they almost rape our principal. Took pink to break it
>>20071242She better be holding a termie plushie
>>20071228I am just stating what it very clearly appears to be.Even if she dream landed us now we can kill her with a thought.Kyuubey also has a kill switch for her ( he wouldn't not have one ) and honestly Midori knows she is fucked at this point. She is being such a fan girl on us because she realizes she can't go back to her incubator because she failed and is compromised, she can't trust kyuubey because he obviously doesn't care about her one way or the other and would kill her just to save himself some time.She has one hope and that is that Chiaki finds her worth keeping around. Unless she is further gone than Kirika was I really doubt she is going to do a face heel turn the moment she gets her gem back.Maybe some very fucking creepy stalkerish things but nothing to make us kill her outright
>>20071244Low tier among the illusion-types, then. Because no other sort of magical girl could have done that sort of thing.
>>20071244>>20071228I'm going to continue to point out that if we ever want her to help us from further away than you can throw a frisbee, we need to extend the tiny, irrelevant amount of trust required to give her her own damn soul back.Also, we tumbled on to her mindfuck the first time without Pinky's help, we just needed a little... faustian bargain to escape. The killswitch ensures that we can get out of her wiles.
>>20071259If she dream landed us, WE WOULDN'T KNOW WE WERE IN A DREAM. CUE US BEING HELPLESS.>>20071260Now you're just assuming things. We don't have a powerlevel chart, but she's beat us once before already.
>>20071244>QB mentions they are rare and not as used or seen as useful>has powers we are totally defenseless against because they are rare>shows all the signs of being the bottom of everything.Even when she was helping the otaku's she was everything that someone unnoticed and that is at the bottom of the ladder is when they get the tiniest bit of power over someone they see as better.
>>20071271>>20071259Retards. She already has her gem.>>20071239
>>20071259I think she's more "expecting sub" than "creepy stalker", to be honest.
>>20071242>Murderface saved him with impeccable choice of rifle! BOOM!My heart!
>>20071271I never said I wanted her help. I'd rather not have it until I know more about her.
>>20071275Except pinky and our sense of things not being right which wasn't something we should have had last time she dream landed us.And you know those outside having a kill switch as well so that they can take her out once they figure out what has happened
>SHE'S IN OUR MIIIIINDShe got the drop on us because we weren't expecting any sort of non-mundane encounter. She can't surprise us again.
>>20071242Thank Misaka for sending us Tiny PeteSay hello to Tiny Pete
>>20071260>>20071244Maybe Midori's rank of Callidus is less due to her power level and more a reflection of the powers / power level of her former co-workers? It would seem the Offico is staffed with a lot of Combat specialists, with Chiaki being the top gun user, and Kirika formerly the best swords woman, leaving Kyoko in the number 2 position.So, perhaps she's less powerful than someone else in her old office, but her abilities are great in comparison with what we in the O. A. have.
>>20071275>>20071279>If she dream landed us, WE WOULDN'T KNOW WE WERE IN A DREAM. CUE US BEING HELPLESS.>has powers we are totally defenseless against because they are rarehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19618989/Behold, us defeating Midori after she had us cold, without the ability to kill her with a thought.I mean, she's dangerous and shit, yes, but you guys are giving her too much credit.
>>20071244We should probably ask her about that later on. If nothing else, it'll provide some interesting speculation material. But it is rather odd that someone with such useful powers of illusion would be assigned low-tier jobs like providing cover for illegal porn-vids. Instead of something like corporate sabotage or something. Perhaps Midori isn't a particularly powerful and/or good Callidus?
>>20071311that was after PINK SAVED OUR BACON.Pink won that fight, not us.
You know, if you guys have so much trouble trusting someone who can fuck with our mind, we could have Chiaki ask why she should.
>>20071312Perhaps the otaku had a large amount of money. Or had promised a share of the profit or something.
>>20071242just an idea but maybe we should work on Misaka calling us Chiaki.
>>20071282There is no proof of that whatsoever, last we heard we still had her gem and until it is shown one way or the other people will argue over it.
>>20071330Her Incubator was shit. She pretty much told us herself.QB seems like the top dog in this town. Or cat. Whatever.
>>20071244"Hey, Matsuda-sempai, what's that--" Midori finally breaks her sullen silence as she steps up behind you, before her eyes go impossibly wide at the giant Terminator lumbering up from behind Misaka - and shrieks as she cowers behind you. "S-SEMPAI, A MONSTER--!""Eh?" Misaka blinks, before frowning. "Stupid girl, Tiny Pete is not monster! Tiny Pete is good friend! Big and spiky, maybe, and sometimes he talks about setting Imperium on fire and consigning the Corpse Emperor to oblivion, but that makes him better, in Misaka's opinion!"You look over at Tiny Pete as he comes to a stop behind Misaka. The Terminator is still in bad shape - his right arm is still detached, a souvenir from Kilgore - but you can see that you interrupted Misaka in the middle of repairs. Already you can see that she'd put in new trunking and wiring into the ones that had been ripped apart during their battle, and both of the elephantine helm's eyes are glowing red. One of the tusks are still broken, though, but you figure it gives it more of a hardcore look. More metal, more brutal."T-Tiny Pete? You're calling THAT Tiny Pete?" Midori squeaks from behind you, slowly crawling out of cover. "Are you just trying to give him an ironic name or something? Because he's not tiny at all!""Shut up! It is perfect name! Silence!" Your arms dealer stomps one foot on the ground, petulant, before holding out one hand towards Midori. "Just activated force field! Only Misaka and Murderface can talk now!""Force field?" Midori blinks at this. "What the--"[3/4]
>>20071312QB said they were rare and uncared for due to people no longer caring for the art of subtlety.
Midori's power seems pretty strong, but she is classified as 'low tier' because there are not many applications for her power. We as players recognised that we could do a few neat tricks with her, and so we adopted her as an underling. Just because the incubators are too blind to see the use of an illusionist doesn't mean that we have to as well. We want her to help us, and that means that eventually we're going to have to trust her, whether you personally like it or not.As the other anon said, if you can't trust her, you should have voted to not take responsability for her when we were given the choice. As it stands, you have to work with the descision that was made in that thread, at least until another choice point in the future.Now can we all please stop arguing about things we can't change, and talk about things that we can? Please?
>>20071322...That's the most retarded thing I've read in this thread so far.We know nothing about her aside from the last job she took and her name. We have zero reason to trust her.Killswitches do not build TRUST, they build obedience. If you don't understand the difference then there's no point in talking with you.
>>20071315Pinky did the lifting, but we figured out it wasn't real on our own. If she tries it again, this time *we* can break out via instantly killing her with our brain.
>>20071334I agree with you there. Murderface is our previous identity and we're trying to get away from it....somewhat.
>>20071312It is more her incubator probably took the job regardless of the price because it suited whatever dickish plans he had.Remember Kyuubey only set up his own company for all this because he saw it as the most effective way to achieve his goals, nothing more,
>>20071352[4/4]"Ssh! Only Misaka and Murderface!" Misaka insists, before looking up at you, smiling again."Well! What can Misaka do for Murderface? Oh, need more help? Misaka has fresh shipment--" It's then that she blinks at you, as if seeing your face for the first time. "Murderface?" Her smile disappears as she looks around, before going on her tiptoes to try and whisper in your ear. "Did you get in fight with pretty idol girl? Misaka told you to treat her nice, you know..."You chuckle at this. Your arms dealer is much too smart for you.How do you react?
>>20071352This is going to be a fun trip...
>>20071322Might be a good idea actually. But probably not right now, seeing as we're already doing such a good job of making friends.
>>20071376A little bit of one, but enough about that. you up for hunting cyborg-bears in the siberian wastes?
>>20071376"Sort of. There was a... misunderstanding. We both overreacted.Want to go on a holiday in Siberia?"
>>20071359Yes, but how long will it take us to find out this time? Long enough to be slipped into a power null room where the killswitch won't work?I don't want to take that chance. >>20071357I have no reason to trust her and until I do she's cannon fodder.>>20071376Pats on the head. We have to tank her big time. then ask if she want to go on VACATION HUNTING PARTY and other unrelated stuff.
>>20071376"Yeah. Got in a fight. I'll take care of it later. Anyway, get your bags; we're going to QB's Siberian R&D lab."
>>20071376I'm not good at nice, and it's better if she keeps some distance from me anyway.
>>20071376Please don't abuse my colleague.I fucked up Misaka, just like always. You should know I'm not cut out for relationships by now.
>>20071398*she's cannon fodder by my vote.
>>20071376Yeah we tell Misaka we had a fight and we are taking her to Siberia to hunt bears.Tiny Pete can come if he wants too
>>20071397You've got my vote.
>>20071412I doubt the plane could lift tiny pete and a full passenger load.
>>20071376"I'm going to R&D in Siberia and thought you'd want come. I can only take two people, though. So Tiny Pete can't join us."
>>20071412The thought of a Terminator attempting to board a private jet is causing me boundless amusement.So seconded.
>>20071397I like this idea. Perhaps with an additional pat on the head. And something about being less mean to Midori, she's a colleague now. Can't be having abuse, and that.
>>20071358You didn't read or quote properly, then. I'm only saying you can build a relationship of trust if you show the will to do so to the other part. We have already done a lot for her, she will probably understand if we now ask for something on her side.
>>20071376Reply: That's one way to phrase it. Speaking of fights, what's your opinion on Siberia and hilariously dangerous research?
>>20071421We have a necklaces... that summons tiny pete...Did you forget how we got him? I do doubt that Deculture will let us have him.
>>20071376Chin up Murderface. Your jaw may shake but no tear shall fall off it. This was the way it had to be. Even if it hurt.
>>20071398It would take us less time to realize it having seen it and beat it before.She herself said she did it to the extent of her abilities and we still knew something was wrong even if we couldn't do anything about it until pinky helped us
>>20071376You see this, you chucklefuck newfags? You see this?? Yet another clue that you guys fucked it up with Iori. Hopefully Chiaki can mend fences once we get back on Siberia."Actually, yes. We had an argument but I'll deal with that later. Pack your bags, Misaka, we're going to the mutant cat's R&D lab in Siberia."
>>20071438>wahhhhhhhhh, y u no rike my favorite caharacter
"How long will it take to fix Tiny Pete's teleportation system?""Why?""Because we're going to Siberia, and if he won't fit on the plane."
>>20071409You would be the very small population who seems to think using her as cannon fodder is a good use of her skills then.
>>20071438Misaka is freelance, she could refuse.No one else is thanking her for saving our bacon? Or just waiting for it?
>>20071438>You see this, you chucklefuck newfags?Kindly unfuck yourself, chummer.
>>20071444>I can't admit when I was fucking stupid so I insult other people
>>20071438Of course we fucked it up with Iori. What of it?
>>20071467>>>I can't admit when I was fucking stupid so I insult other people>>20071438>You see this, you chucklefuck newfags? What's that about personal attacks?
>>20071459This is Chiaki we are talking aboutTaking her to Siberia is about as close as we get to showing emotion while we aren't utterly wasted.
>>20071444>been part of the quest since Chapter 1>watch some chucklefuck going "HURR DURR I just joined this thread I'm being a newfag and you can't stop me LOL!"1/10 but nice try
>>20071474Just another day on 4chan.It's sort of like SS13 but less death and more crying manchildren flinging insults at each other.
>>20071459I actually hope she refuses. I'd rather that she finish repairing Tiny Pete so that we can call on him if we need him, rather than him being out of commission.
>>20071477She might hate the frozen wasteland that is Siberia.What am I talking about, russkies love every inch of the useless, dead wasteland that makes up 90% of their nation.
>>20071467Calm. The fuck. Down. And talk like a reasonable human being. Nobody is out to kick your dick, and my macro folder only has the two things of kittens.
>>20071376Pat her on the head."I said something stupid. I'll fix it when we get back.So.. you want to go plund- I mean visit the R&D department in Russia?"
>>20071376Let me guess, the teleportation system is broken and can't get fixed in the next few hours. Anyway thanks for working on Tiny Pete, otherwise I would have been reduced to a red mush and a demon thing would be wondering around.
>>20071376thank her, say we're terrible at goodbyes.Ask if she's up for mecha bear hunting.Deculture, "friendly" Nazi rival. You can do it, I believe in you!
>>20071504I am calmI am just a dick to people who are dicks on the Internet.I am that guy exemplified
>>20071529>don't even follow the quote trailYou're also lazy.
>>20071539>I am that guy exemplified.I thought he made it perfectly clear what he was.
>>20071525Misaka worst as the Russian rival
>>20071556Yeah. He even spelled it out for us. We didn't even have to think about it and maybe come to the wrong conclusion of him just being stupid.
>>20071525Yes! We must have background battles of giant robots fighting throughout the trip.Their rivalry ends in Misaka with a three point lead and makes the German send robots to #0069 occasionally and Tiny Pete always destroys them.Or the Nazi comes back herself to settle the score.
>>20071573Well, not throughout. We have bear hunting to do.
>>20071575Misaka worst is another Misaka clone.She is the opposite of last order in that while last order is a kid worst is an adult
>>20071575Misaka Worst is apparently a Misaka clone like Last Order is.I don't know specifics because I'm not that far in the series.
>>20071572It was actually quite nice for once.We know exactly what he is instead of having people argue about what he is for a few hundred posts.
>>20071589>>20071590Ah. Thanks.But that's not a Nazi.No compromise gentlemen. 100% Aryan "master race" or nothing.
>>20071585By throughout I meant a few spread over the days we're there.Also, Misaka can make AIs, it can be at ANY time.Can we agree on the 'Misaka gets a point lead'?
Can we, perhaps, restrict ourselves to making decisions about things we actually have some agency in? Y'know, like Chiaki's behaviour.
>>20071619It won't end conclusively anywayWe have Misaka as a little sisterWhatever nega Misaka we end up with won't just substitute her
>>20071630Boring!
We should cut down on the drink and drugs, so it won't hinder out combat performance.
>>20071630Nope, we're going to go on about ideas we'd like to see implemented. Ignore us if you're not having fun.>>20071619Of course Misaka wins in the end.After we help her "cheat".
>>20071602Agreed! We should all strive to be like him and communicate ourselves effectively!
We are going to Russia. We need a communist loli not a nazi.
>>20071654I think you're a nigger.>>20071659We already have the russkie, we need the kraut now.
>>20071630We're just having fun and saying what we'd LIKE to get.Misaka having a rival really would be fun to see.>>20071615Maybe Ursula from Strike Wirches, then?
>>20071649We fight better drunk and drugged up.We are used to operating with no less than 2 full bottles of kong in us anyway
>>20071668[spoiler] the nigger bit was a joke that will blow up in my face[/spoiler]
>>20071654so we should all start namefagging as 'waifu-fag' or 'grimdark-fag' or 'herp-derp fag'?
>>20071659We already have that.Misaka.
>>20071682I'm good
>>20071668>Hurr Durr Durr Racial Slurrr
>>20071674>Strike WitchesOh fuck no.
>>20071659Why do you have a picture of a communist loli saved?
>>20071679>>20071687How prescient.
>>20071691Why do you not have a picture of communist loli saved?
>>20071691the same reason I had a Nazi loli saved.we're terrible people.
>>20071689Do you know any other nazi german mad scientist lolis?
>>20071691Why wouldn't I?
>>20071711He could make one up?
"Actually, yes. We had an argument but I'll deal with that later. Pack your bags, Misaka, we're going to the mutant cat's R&D lab in Siberia.""And call me 'Chiaki' from now on, Misaka. That's my name from now on, not 'Murderface'."
A friendly reminder to give Midori the golden weapons and Pinky speech when we get the chance. She's met with Pinky but otherwise doesn't know the situation.
>>20071717I didn't realize this quest had so many original characters.My bad.
>>20071722It's always Murderface to Misaka.She is too cute to really object to it too much.And a bit too single minded to convince her.
>>20071740We should still make the effort.
>>20071734I don't think we have many at all.Doesn't mean he couldn't do strike witches if he wanted too. I'd just prefer a original character, but he's the one writing it.If we even get one at all.>>20071740 agreeing with this guy
>>20071754Yeah we can keep trying but it won't be effective and it won't be with all that much conviction.
>>20071740Vetoed. 'Murderface' is our former self, a relic we are trying to leave behind. We encourage Misaka to call us "Chiaki" and when she does, we pat her on the head and tell her she's a good girl.Positive Reinforcement....
>>20071768Vetoed.Because I don't mind.
>>20071722>>20071754Seconding this
>>20071768I support this course of action.
>manage to hurt both Iori AND Midori in the span of two threadsNot your Aristeia, /tg/.
>>20071785>>20071768Vetoing Vetoing. None of us are the author, so none of us can veto.
>>20071760No, it should be done with conviction. We're trying to become a new, better person, even though we're failing badly at it. We don't want to become Murderface again, because Murderface would have just taken the Golden DEagle and gone on a killing spree just like Kirika, and been retired the same way.
>>20071740I don't see the problem with Misaka and "murderface">>20071798Not if I veto you!
>>20071793So do I. We are Chiaki, not Murderface
>>20071808Well I veto you vetoing me vetoing him vetoing him!
>>20071740I honestly don't see the problem with Misaka calling us murderface.
maybe we should just start going full tsundere or something. We would be telling people we didn't care about them, but it would be hilarious instead of sad and stupid.
>>20071808I vetoed your mother.
>ITT: 2 guys samefagging as fast as they can
>>20071800My thoughts exactly.From >>20071722
>>20071814>>20071808>>20071798
>>20071740>>20071800I think letting a name define who we are is silly. Let her call/use "murderface."
>>20071822Better than the alternative,
>>20071822B-but... what will I use this rubber stamp for?
>>20071820>ITT: newfags who think noir = grimderphttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Film_noir
>>20071844what... does that have to do with the fact I think we just had two faggots make like six posts for both sides?
did deculture die?
>>20071844What?
[ ] Assign Misaka Midori's soul gem, tell her to dunk it in berry juice and vodka, then lick
>>20071858We're nearing the post time.Hour long waits are normal.
>>20071858
>>20071844>hurpdurp I try to cast shitstorm
>>20071858He told us today was a slow post day.
>>20071863No it's leave it in vodka dip it in berry juice then lick itThat way Midori gets drunk, Misaka doesn't dislike the taste and we get entertainment on the way over
>>20071877he should post it on the.. I don't know, the image board maybe? Not all of us follow him like a minor god on twitter.
>>20071844You are a day late for that argument.
>>20071887Or you can just live with it and accept that some do and will pass along whatever is said as needed
>>20071887Eh, this way threads are for storytiem business, and twitter is for management, information, and pointless chatter.
>>20071888>implying I don't have a full-time job unlike some basement-dwelling neckbeards who think grimderp = noir
>>20071892he actively asks for feed back.I just said he should post these things in the quest thread.
>>20071899One OOC line at the end of a post will hurt nothing.
>>20071899>pointless chatterYep, definitely none of that here.
>>20071901Stop the trolling, please. It's getting tiring.
>>20071901>implying I do not have a full time job, understand noir and live in a basement from one commentIf you can see ever detail of my life from one line then why bother posting?
>>20071397 >>20071427 >>20071507You tell her that it was just a small misunderstanding with the Pretty Idol Girl, and that you're sure it'll work itself out soon. She doesn't seem to buy it, however, pouting up at you, her brow furrowed in concern - an expression that would have probably reduced anyone else into butter, but not you. Because you remember how to deal with it.You reach down with one hand and pat her on the head. Once. Letting your hand rest on her soft, silky brown hair.Her expression softens briefly, before re-establishing it again with a small grunt.You give her another pat, a bit more affectionate this time, giving her hair a ruffle this time. The pout dissolves, her expression smoothens, and she looks up at you with wide eyes, mouth half-open.You pat her another time, this time making it a solidly affectionate one, even deigning to brush a few strands of hair away from her eyes - and it's then that she beams up at you, cheeks coloring slightly, giggling."Wow, Matsuda-sempai." Midori says, deadpan, a smirk on her face, her arms crossed under her chest. "You're not bad with kids. Are you sure you're as hardcore as you let on? Maybe you should work part-time in a daycare."You keep the smile on your face as you tell her to shut up, which does completely nothing to stop her smirk from evolving into a grin. You make a mental note to tell her about proper decorum around Misaka later, before finally giving your own arms dealer the thanks she so richly deserves.[1/2]
>>20071901Well, i compliment your ability to stay on-message.>>20071916Heheh. Absolutely not. What would give anyone that impression?
>>20071931>You make a mental note to tell her about proper decorum around Misaka laterDidn't we tell her already last thread?
>>20071942Nah, we didn't do much with her other than tell her to drive and promise to nab her some breakfast from richie rich
>>20071948this pretty muchstill need to beat the golden weapon fear into her
>>20071931>and it's then that she beams up at you, cheeks coloring slightly, gigglingi cant evenoh godhelp
>>20071956It's been a while since our last exposure to Misaka Happiness Rays.Let them soak in.
>>20071962*Misaka Happiness Rays™
>>20071931Midori keeps growing on me. I hope she's trustworthy and that.
I'm a bit confused now. Is this Misaka an actual MISAKA (who would be at least as tall as Chiaki is now) or Last Order?
>>20071931>proper decorum around MisakaWhat does this even mean?
>>20071931Holy shit that is cute as fuck.I think I know what I'll work on next
>>20071978blind obedience and regular patting on the head.
>>20071931
>>20071975We are pretty convinced she is last order since she shows emotion and acts like a kid
>>20071953Yes. Lots of things to do with Midori.1) Ask about her past.2) Ask about Pinky. Warn her.3) Tell her about golden weapons. Ask if she remembers anyone from her past agency with one.4) Tell her about our social circle and how to behave around then. Maybe warn her about Iori?5) Test the soulgem takeover function, the one that lets us control her.6) Figure out teamwork tactics.7) Ask why she likes us. Ask about Murderface gossip in general. It'll be good to know what other magical girls will first think when hearing about us.8) Try to build some trust in general. Maybe with nightly drinking sessions.
>>20071983>>20071970>>20071962>>20071956Were we ever to weaponize the Misaka Happyness Ray, we would be like unto a God of D'Awwww. No one could stop us.
>>20071978Uh... You know, i really have no idea. A healthy respect for her vast arsenal and willingness to use it?
Tell her if she doesn't wipe that grin off her face right now, she won't get pettings OR pancakes, let alone soul gem lickings.
>>20071995I'll second this. But note that we have already done the asking part of 2), and that 8) is the REASON we got into this trouble in the first place, so maybe not.
...Maybe we could ask Misaka how interacting with a soulgem works?
>>20071997She already has.Look at how we're putty in her hands, patting her on command practicably.>>20072004fuck, I don't like her I and I see the sheer wall of DURPAGE that this is.>>20071995We've done 2), can trust 1) or 7) coming from her, need to do the rest.
>>20071998And, if she doesn't respect us or her, willingness to use it on Midori.
>>20072023can't trust*
Lots of things to do with Misaka.Ask her to buy drones. Buy plenty drones. Attack drones we can fly around the city. Attack drones we can fly into people's windows and blow up their apartments. DROOOOOOOOONES!
>>20072011Since those are quite a few things to do, I'll just keep the list around and post it again when relevant.
>look up decorum>includes behavior and not just physical appearance I never knew before. How interesting.So it would mainly be telling her to respect Misakas domain and that Misaka is a good girl.If Misaka is a good girl, what would her German rival be?
Spam drones till we win, sounds like a plan!
>>20072023Why are you so willing to accept Chiaki being so controlled by Misaka, but not by anyone else?
>>20071931You keep the smile on your face as you tell her to shut up, which does completely nothing to stop her smirk from evolving into a grin. You make a mental note to tell her about proper decorum around Misaka later, before finally giving your own arms dealer the thanks she so richly deserves."Misaka was waiting for you to remember." She's always said this. As if she knew, somehow, that you forget things on occasion. Through no fault of your own, of course - but she does it regularly enough that you think there's something to it. "Misaka is a good girl, yes? A good girl."Misaka is, indeed. A very good girl.It's then that you finally breach the subject that you've traveled all the way across the city to - that being your upcoming 'sabbatical' in Siberia, and that you would like for her to come with you. It's here that her face lights up, her eyes opening, staring up at you with something akin to rapt worship. The only time she'd given you that look was when you had Tiny Pete wheeled into her warehouse, all fresh from wherever your Shield had pulled it from."Siberia? Murderface wants to take Misaka on vacation trip to Siberia?" The auburn-haired girl has stars in her eyes as she grabs at your hands. "H-have not seen Siberia for a long time...o-older brother is there, working in mysterious Research and Development building! T-this is perfect time to visit! Yes! Yes, will go with you! Misaka is yours!"Older brother? She has an older brother?[2/3]
>>20072055>Older brotherIncoming Accelerator?
>>20072029Drones, you say?
rolled 55 = 55>>20072055>"Misaka is yours!"Shit that is creepy as fuck.
>>20072055>older brotherSup Accelerator.
>>20072060It's either him or that Kamijou faggot.
>>20072055>Older brotherWho?Accelerator?Some other anime crazy nutjob connected to science?This is gonna be interesting
>>20072055>older brother....Husbandu wars, commence
>>20072055I knew she'd love a trip to RnD.>older brotherInteresting. Have they been mucking with the Misaka genome or is it accelerator?And what kind of relation do they have?
>>20072055"Of course! Misaka has good, dependable older brother - but that is now!" The arms dealer grins. "Well, back then, he was, ah, how you say, very unreliable! Only played games and watched anime! Does not even like drinking vodka, liked Ramune instead! Buying pillows with weird pictures on them, too!""Sounds like my ex-boyfriend," You hear Midori murmur as she warily steps up in front of Tiny Pete. "Whoa, this is some serious spikage there, fella. Hey, what are you doing for dinner?""No flirting with Tiny Pete! He is one-woman machine!" Misaka snaps at your subordinate, before pouting back up at you again. "Murderface! Who is girl with green hair? Is she replacement for Pretty Idol Girl?!""N-no. I'm not replacing anyone." You manage to say, shaking your head. "She's my...junior, Misaka. Her name is Hanegawa Midori.""Green." Misaka says in withering tones. "Reminds Misaka of vegetables. Misaka already hates!"You pat her on the head again, trying to improve her mood. It's cute, of course, but having your arms dealer have a hate-on for your junior isn't going to smoothen the mission workflow.In any case, Misaka's going. Do you have anything you need to ask her?[]Ask her about Tiny Pete's repairs.[]Ask her about her brother.
>>20072054... because I was joking about Misaka controlling us?we've also worked with Misaka, Mami, and the swordbitches. We know something about them, we've worked with them, they haven't tried to rape our principal, and they don't have mind control powers. You want to put complete trust in someone we have a bomb collar on, thinking that she doesn't resent it at all. A killswitch doesn't guarantee us her goodwill, just her obedience.
Please let it be Okarin, please let it be Okarin, please let it be Okarin, please let it be Okarin..
[X]Ask her about her brother.You have my attention decult
>>20072108[x]Ask her about Tiny Pete's repairs.No telling when we might need him next.
>>20072108[]Ask her about her brother. then ask Tiny Pete how he's holding up. See if the warp pack is operational.
>>20072108[]Ask her about Tiny Pete's repairs.and give pete a fistbump
>>20072108For the moment, ask her how the repairs on Tiny Pete are going.We can talk about her brother on the flight.
>>20072127El Psy Congroo!
>>20072108>[X]Ask her about Tiny Pete's repairs.>[X]Ask her about her brother.Both questions are useful, but if I can only vote for one ask about Tiny Pete and find out how long until he's operational again. We'll meet Misaka's brother shortly.
>>20072108[x]Ask her about Tiny Pete's repairs.
>>20072108[x] RepairsHe's ambulatory, but I doubt he's all that pleased at being torn to almost-shreds.
>>20072108[X]Ask her about Tiny Pete's repairs.Tell Misaka to not worry about Midori. Tell Midori she is to consider Misaka as her superior, and obey her to the limits of what is reasonable. Tell both of them we'll reward them if they're good girls and get along.
>>20072108Ask about Tiny Petes repairs.Specifically the teleportation function.
>>20072108[X]Ask her about Tiny Pete's repairs.I hope he can come with us, I like him, plus the fact that he is hilariously powerful.
>>20072108>[]Ask her about Tiny Pete's repairsLets check on our new termie bro>>20072127Im okay with this
>>20071995That is if she survives the nightly drinking sessions
>>20072108[x] BrotherWell, it's not Accelerator OR Touma. Thankfully.
>>20072136fuck, Pete does need a damned fist bump.
>>20072150Change 'reasonable' to 'possible and sane'And specify our orders normally override Misakas, unless it's a matter of requisitions. Girl knows her weapons.
>>20072108Ask about both.
>>20072150this guy is reasonable. I like this guy.
>>20072150Seconding this.They are the two people who will most likely be available as back up for us so having them able to work together would be nice
>>20072150And another vote for this please.
>>20072203Girl lives her weaponsRemember the AA-12 when we went to kill Kirika?
>>20072245Loves not lives
>>20072245Girl is a weapon. A most dangerous weapon. A weapon that shine rays of soft happiness.
>>20072245By 'girl' do you mean Ciaki?I didn't mean Chiaki DOESN'T, I meant Misaka is even BETTER.
>>20072265A weapon that felled a veteran magical girl of a thousand battles effortlessly. Now that's something.
>>20072150This.
>>20072276No I meant MisakaShe acted like the AA-12 was a kitten and basically jumped for joy when we said we would take it with us.
>>20072150This, but when we get a chance to talk with Misaka alone, tell her to let us know if Midori does or says anything suspicious.
>>20072351also this
>>20072336Okay, then we're on the same thought line.This raises an interesting thought.Misaka is good as a weaponsmith and theore- nevermind, I just remembered she's QBs best sniper. She's good with guns in practice.Deco, can you throw us a bone for "is Misaka a magical girl"?
>>20072407Pretty sure she isn't.And I don't think she really works for Kyuubey as much as she works with his agents
>>20072407She a normal girl. 90/10, I swear I remember reading that.>>20072423She's a freelancer. Just a very well paid one that QB employs often.
>>20072423>>20072475I'm just second guessing because she made some kind of forcefield with her hand.But all sufficiently advanced tech is indistinguishable from magic.
>>20072509She told Tiny Pete to make a force field. She has jack squat for magic.
>>20072509... thatthat was her being a kidMidori talked right afterward...
>>20072509That was a "forcefield" of No Talking For Midori. It was not an actual forcefield.
>>20072509I...don't think that was actually a forcefield. She was just telling Midori to shutup
>>20072509She said she did, but it didn't do anything - it seems more like what a little sister would do if her annoying high school girlfrind showed up and she wanted to talk to her sister without the other girl interrupting.>>20072533He gets it.
>>20072509I don't think she actually did..Although she is definitely not a normal girl
>>20072509It's made from force of will.
>>20072533Could be.Could also have been in the normal sense of one you can't walk through.We have no data on her abilities other than: Master Gun keeper, Best Sniper, Tech Master/Techpriest.I'm just running my imagination.
>>20072548"Talk to the Wall of Force, bitch."
"Don't worry about Midori. She's alright." You tell Misaka this, who pouts at you skeptically - at the same time, your subordinate turns to look at you, her face lighting up at your compliment. You try your level best to ignore this, giving the arms dealer another pat on the head for good measure."W-well, just see to it that she does not break anything! Misaka is watching you, Green!"Midori holds up both her hands in mock surrender. "O-okay, okay. I won't touch anything. I promise."Misaka seems to accept that for now, and it's then that you come to a decision. You turn towards Midori and tell her that for the duration of the trip - and whenever they're in the same room together - she is to consider Misaka's authority as your own, and she is to follow the arms dealer's orders as if you yourself had uttered them. Within reason, of course - if Misaka orders her to, say, make a naked snow angel outdoors, she is not to do that."HEY!" Misaka frowns up at you. "Misaka did not actually know Kyoko would do something like that! Misaka did not know she was drunk then!"You nod. Of course. It was still funny as hell, but that didn't make any less right."...Sure. I can dig it." Midori says after a moment, shrugging. "Understood, Matsuda-sempai. Follow the runt, except when she tells me to do something that may freeze my tits off."Right. Well, at least you know that she's getting used to the being a subordinate thing. You tell them that if they get along especially well, you'll give them some treats. Or something."Treats? Matsuda-sempai, I'm not--" Midori starts, but Misaka seems to be taken with the idea. She beams her assent to this proposition, cutting Midori off.[1/2]
>>20072509That was just Misaka telling Midori to "talk to the hand" in her own moe way.
>>20072631>"Treats? Matsuda-sempai, I'm not--"Foolish Midori, that's exactly what you are.
>>20072672Her treats may be alcoholic where Misaka's wouldn't be
>>20072631>"Treats? Matsuda-sempai, I'm not--" So no soul gem licking?
>>20072689Or possibly the Murderface's patented Soul lick.
>>20072689Or... "How many licks does it take to get to the alcoholic center of a soul gem?"
>>20072707More than we will provide, because they are certainly more than none.
>>20072702That's only once we are good and drunk and she has been a very good girl
>>20072707This. Ask her this. Eternal loyalty ensured.
>>20072716That's how we got into a mess already, and those are some pretty awful mixed messages for now.tl;dr - No Fun Allowed.
>>20072631You then ask Misaka about Tiny Pete's repairs. You're a bit worried about the big guy, especially when he practically tanked Kilgore for you until he could tank no more."Oh! Well, um, repairs is going fine! See, Misaka is already halfway done! Servos in arm have been reconstructed, just need to reconnect cabling and reattach arm!" Misaka gestures to the new trunking of Tiny Pete's arm, when it once had been bare, sparking wire. "Also, teleportation function still okay! First time was good test, and I am sure second, third time will be good! Just need to make fine-tune adjustments, so that Tiny Pete lands beside teleportation beacon, not on! Haha!"Yes. That's...important. Very important."Oh! Oh! Almost forgot!" Misaka says as she breaks off from you, running towards Tiny Pete - the Terminator tracking the young girl, its helm swiveling to follow her movements as she comes up behind him. "Misaka has developed AI further! Now Misaka can calibrate so that he is coded to follow Murderface's command only!"Misaka climbs up on the Terminator's back, levering herself up onto the back of its head and pulling open a panel. In such a position, it almost looks like a large, oddly-dressed gentleman is taking his daughter for a walk in the park, with her on his shoulders.[2/3]
>>20072702That reminds me, we need to send the butler pictures to Sayaka.
>>20072761Let's do it from the plane, for maximum disregard of regulations.
>>20072761We should also tip Sayaka off about soul gem licking. Given that Kyouko was surprised about dunking soul gems in alcohol we can probably assume she doesn't know about licking. Plus it would earn us brownie points with Sayaka.If she asks where we got such information, hastily change the subject.
>>20072631Need to combine booze and brownies somehow for those two.
>>20072792We tell her that we found out about it by accident while interrogating a prisoner.
>>20072839No, we tell her we found out during our drunken antics. She'll probably believe we tried with our own soulgem.
>>20072839We've had exactly one prisoner since our memory reset and we started using a new name. This is tantamount to telling her exactly what we did.
>>20072736A really spiky gentleman."Here we go!" Misaka crows as she pushes a button, and the Terminator's eyes flash once, before focusing on you and you alone."RANKING OFFICER RECOGNIZED. CAPTAIN MURDERFACE." The armored giant's speaker-corrupted voice, you note, has already been set to a lower volume, but it still makes your ears ring - and Midori squeaks as she covers her ears. "STANDING READY FOR ORDERS.""Of course, Misaka still has administrator control," Misaka says as she jumps down from Tiny Pete's shoulders. "But this way, no one can hijack control from Murderface when in combat zone!"You know, maybe you should just hire Misaka as your personal everything. "Wait, this thing is going to actually fight for us? Tiny Pete is going into combat zones with us?" Midori's eyes are wide as you hold out a fist to the Terminator - who, after examining your gesture for a good long while, extends its own remaining arm, its massive fist bumping gently into yours.You nod in affirmation, and Midori whistles."That...that's awesome. Seriously. I would pay big money to see Tiny Pete stomp on a few Pleiades Saint skulls." She gives you a grin. "All the money in the world.""Tiny Pete does't need to," Misaka shakes her head, pouting once more - but at least she's not snapping at your subordinate anymore. "Once Misaka gets Tiny Pete's Heavy Bolter attachment calibrated, Tiny Pete will not need to do that kind of stuff!"You shake your head at the both of them, before giving Misaka a friendly reminder that you need to be at the Airport before your flight. Misaka nods at this, and runs back inside her warehouse, obviously to pack.[3/4]
>>20072860>tried with our own soulgem.Okay, that's a theory we need to confirm.Tests, Ho!
/tg/ needs words-per-post number upped considerably.Would that even be possible?
>>20072867>You know, maybe you should just hire Misaka as your personal everything. done. We're doing this
>>20072867>you hold out a fist to the Terminator - who, after examining your gesture for a good long while, extends its own remaining arm, its massive fist bumping gently into yours.DRAWFAGS
>>20072867>Once Misaka gets Tiny Pete's Heavy Bolter attachment calibrated,No autocannon Misaka? I am disappoint.
>>20072867> I would pay big money to see Tiny Pete stomp on a few Pleiades Saint skulls.We should ask Midori more about the Pleiades Saints, it sounds like she really didn't care for them during her work with the other inubator (was it Jyuubei?).
>>20072867>Tiny Petes heavy Bolter attachmentThis just got more fun.We should ask Misaka where she got the idea for Petes AI.At this point I wouldn't be surprised at the reveal that she really is a Techpriest.>>20072901Agreed. Except for secretary. We can do that ourself and she doesn't need the depression of putting 'drink' for half a schedule.
>>20073006>techpriests>AIWhat
>>20072867"Nice kid," Midori says after a moment, seemingly finally relaxed after...well, after everything. "A bit bratty, though, but I can tell it's probably just her being suspicious of me. Just like everyone I'm going to be working for and with, which isn't really okay, but at least I'm still alive to do it. Right, Matsuda-sempai?"You blink at this rather surprising burst of awareness from Midori. You can only nod in response. She grins at you - you must look really confused right now."What? Matsuda-sempai, I'm not an idiot. I mean, I'm from a completely different agency. I made my contract with another Incubator, and now I'm here, and the only thing you're banking on my being loyal, besides my gratitude - which you have - is my not wanting to be dead. I would be suspicious of myself, if I was in your position." She lets out a sigh. "Just...I want to tell you that I don't plan on stabbing you in the back, but you really have no reason to believe me." Midori looks at you, her crimson eyes pleading. "So I'm just going to say that I want to be able to help you out in assignments, but not be treated like I'm some sort of super liability that's going to switch sides at the drop of a hat, you know?"Midori steps up in front of you and holds out her hand. "Well, I won't mind if they can't look at me properly. But can I at least ask my Sempai to trust me?"How do you react?
>>20072918She only has what we pulled out of the shield to work with.Shame on Homura.>>20072921Yeah she worked for juubeyShe also mentioned hating the saints because they were everything she wasn't.
>>20073021Shake her hand.Beyond that, I don't really know.
>>20073021We should try to trust her and attempt to build up loyalty. We have her kill-switch, but that only gets obedience, not loyalty.
>>20073021Shake her hand.We've already banked our reputation and our life on it. Until she actually does something suspicious, not trusting her at the same level as we would any rookie from our own Office is just counterproductive.
Shake her hand."I'm not promising anything."
>>20073021Reply, "I'll try. Trust doesn't exactly come easy for me these days", then shake her hand."You might want to steer clear of Iori when we get back from Siberia though. She's probably harboring a grudge against you."
Lick her soul gem.Tell her that as long as she behaves, she'll get more.
>>20073083I like this one.
>>20073021Shake her hand."I want to. Show me I made the right choice, and I will."
>>20073021Take her hand. "You can ask, Midori, but I don't trust anyone. Even myself. I won't hold that against you, though."
>>20073083>>20073096both of these sound good
>>20073087Not now. We'll get to that later. But we can tell her that's her reward for being a good girl.
Once again can we send Sayaka the pics/soul gem licking thing? There is no possible way that hilarity cannot ensue from this
>>20073083>>20073096>>20073063These. All of my these.>>20073040Maybe we should spin the shield and present our large friend with a congratulatory Powersword, or some other such, for doing such a right bang-up job on Kilgore. I don't know how the Chaos Marines work for field accolades, but the regulars get those little scroll bits with the wax seals.
>>20073021Consider this little trip to Siberia your trial run then.I know what it is like having everyone look down on you which is why I gave you this chance.
>>20073135Chaos marines generally get mutations and bigger Stabby bits.Tiny Pete isn't a proper CSM though since he is an AI inside a terminator suit.
>>20073135> little scroll bits with the wax seals.Purity Seals, is what they're called.
>>20073021nope, we know nothing. at most say this >>20073145
>>20073021"I can give you the chance, but you have to take it. I hope you will, though."
Second on shaking hands. Midori is really trying hard, and we can at least show her that she is making progress in gaining our trust, no matter if that is true or not.
>>20073167He was going around screaming 'DIE, SLAVE OF THE FALSE EMPEROR' while pummeling Kilgore - implying his AI has some knowledge of the WH40k universe... or that Misaka does, and was being funny. He claimed to be of the 'VIII LEGION', which might just be a refernce to the Golden DEagle's number, as I can't find an 8th Legion of CSM on the WH40k wiki.>>20073173Thank you, Udz. It's been a while since I played Space Marine, and allIknowaboutWH40KILearnedfrom/tg/.jpg .
>>20073246Yeah agreed there.She has basically shot down the reason we had people not trusting her because she is aware that her only hopes for survival rest with Chiaki and she needs to show she is worth the effortAlso Chikuwa soon comrade
>>20073258Which wiki were you using? Lexicanum is probably better.Anyway, the Eighth Legion is the Night Lords.
Shake her hand."Trust doesn't exactly come easy to me, but you'll get plenty of chances to prove yourself. Do right by me and I'll do right by you."
>>20073258Chapter Numbers. VIII is Night Lords.http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/First_Founding
>>20073258It's not 8th Chaos legion, but 8th of the original 20, being the Night Lords as >>20073287 mentions
>>20073280>Chikuwa soonThe request interface is already open and fully filled.
>>20073173Udz, just find "Deculture 0", so it picks up on the date after the namefield.And obviously change it to a 1 if we're still running in octover.
>>20073145 >>20073083 >>20073110After a moment, you reach out and take her hand, clasping it with your own. You understand, at least, just how hard it was for her to come out and say something like that, and it's not like you gave her the easiest time in the world to find an opportunity to. You tell her that you want to trust her, despite trust being hard to come by these days - you're not so sure you trust yourself, at that.She blinks at this, before giving your hand a friendly squeeze."Well, I trust you, Matsuda-sempai." She says with a smile. Not a grin, not some polite stretching of the lips, a smile. "I actually feel better that you've got a killswitch on me. At the very least, my life is in the hands of someone who won't kill me - unless it's for a very good reason. And that's enough for me."You blink at this, and you feel your cheeks heat up for some reason. You only manage to nod, before letting go of her hand. After a moment, you tell her to go into the warehouse, see if Misaka needs help.She grins, then, and gives you a wink. "Understood, Matsuda-sempai. Right away."Someone willingly trusting you with their life? You shake your head. There's always a first time for everything, it seems.
>>20073300You know, some of names of those chapters... Some just seem like they were made to become traitors.
>>20073315Well, I feel dumb now, for never thinking of that.
And that's that! Misaka and Midori are going with Chiaki to Siberia. The next thread will begin with them on the way there.Thank you once more for your participation and comments are always welcome!
>>20073341http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.htmlVote it up.inb4namefag archiverSee you all next thread.
>>20073341Could we get a team picture?
Dammit, Midori, you are making it harder for us when you do die.
>>20073317Well, the second time....Iori trusts us with her life. She hired us to accompany her to that party after all, so we've saved her pretty ass twice now.
>>20073341Needed still.
Thanks again for running the quest, Deculture. I can't wait to see what's going to happen next.
>>20073341We need Midori pics, Deculture! Awesome quest, as always.
>>20073341We need a Murderface version of this with the cat replaced with QB.
>>20073341Oh boy. Thanks for the quest, as always.Especially glad the way our relationship with Midori is going.
>>20073358I won't ask for a Misaka pic until the inevitable fight against a drunken mecha bear happens.
>>20073341As ever, thank you for questan, Deculture.If i might ask a couple questions for the sake of future yelling, did we return Midori's soul gem to her possession since we don't need it, and, did we send Sayaka the pictures of Kyoko she wanted yet?
>>20073021[x] Trust her. She seems like a cool girl.Besides, we have a kill switch... gem... thing.
>>20073362Since some really want the Nazi German Techpriest loli rival for Misaka:What are we expecting of her character?
>>20073437You are the slowest of the slow. Nearly super slowpoke levels.
So, since Deculture said killing Chiaki was a real possibility...>>20071236>"I will tell you everything, on one condition.">"Name it, sempai!">"In the event of my death, use your powers to mimic me and fuck with *everyone*."This seems like an awesome idea, should Deculture let us play as Midori if we do screw up with Chiaki.
>>20073402Midori's Soul Gem is already with her, yes. And no, you haven't sent her the pictures yet.
>>20073471Now, wouldn't that toss Pinky over the edge?Chiaki: In the event of my death, read this note.Midori: "Okay..."Pinky: "Muahahahaha!! I have killed Murderface!"Midori: "Go go Magical Girl Mimic! Chiaki Matsuda!"Pinky: "Wha?!? It can't be! You're dead! I just killed you!"Chiaki: "Yeah, no."
Twitter:>Writing Misaka continues to be a taxing thing!You think a Nazi loli would be hard to write as well?I like the idea, but putting too much strain on Decu is NOT an idea I like.
>>20073490Well, some people really want a german rival for Misaka. Couldn't say how many.Also, i'm carrying on a bizarre half-conversation this way because no habla twitter :D
Got back home in time to watch the thread end. Damnit!>>20073380>>We need a Murderface version of this with the cat replaced with QB.On it, boss
Deculture, are you THINKING about the rival for Misaka?Just asking if it hasn't been flat out rejected yet.
>>20073466abrasive, uncaring, SCIENCE.And still grudging friends with Misaka. But that doesn't stop the fight from being real, after all SCIENCE can pull no punches.
Also, Thank you Deculture, for the quest.Thank you, Anons, for less bickering.And thank you, guys who answered my WH40K question's. I want Tiny Pete to get a proper reward for his badassery.All of the above is appreciated.
>>20073559can't pull any*
Mom, Dad and the Family, How are things back home? I hope my continued absence hasn't hurt business much. Work has been swell so far. I don't think it's possible to expand into Japan, but there's a massive organized crime presence. They're not very forthcoming, but I think they're open to collaboration. It's all very exciting. Japan is a very strange place. And I seem to be getting into even stranger places. My current "employer" has sent me on some strange assignments. He pays well, though, but I'd rather be back home. At least there's no crazy demons. Just good old crime and none of this magic business. I've met a really nice girl here. I think you all might like her. She's pretty, graceful and, uh, actually, I'm not too sure if I should describe further. I'll bring her home one of these days. I'll be in Siberia for some time. It would be nice to meet some family there. I gotta go. I'll write more next time. Your Loving son,[Redacted]
>>20073534Make it so that QB eats one of his old bodies.
Dear Takane, I apologize for yesterday. I was not aware Mami was visiting me. I quite enjoy talking to you. It’s quite rare to find someone my age liking Kamen Rider and all. Most people usually outgrow them. I’ll be happy to lend you my Kamen Rider Amazon DVDs, but you gotta return the Stronger DVDs you loaned from me. It wasn’t easy sneaking that into the hospital, you know. And being forced to watch Fourze is quite the torture. I still can’t believe you like that. How are you coping? That Kilgore thing was really horrible. I’m glad you’re not hurt. Though it’s strange of me to care for a client so much. I’ll be in Siberia on a secret mission. I don’t know when I’ll be back. But once I do get back, I’d like my Kamen Rider Stronger DVDs back, so take care of them! Your Friend and ever reliable bodyguard,[Redacted]
>>20073466also, no Techpriest bits. She laughs at the notion of machine spirits.
>>20073514Personally, I don't.I like how it is without every character having a counter / bizzaro version
My dearest wife, By the time this reaches you, I’ll be off to Siberia on another mission. I believe you already know this. It was wrong of me to imply that I would give you away to another man. I was thoughtless and insensitive. To this I can only say two things. Number one. I sincerely apologize for the hurt I’ve caused you. Number two. We may have been together for a short time, but my feelings for you have not changed. I loved the lunch. But more importantly, I love that you came to visit me, even though you are busy with work and all. I do not know when I will be back. It is quite possible that this will be the last time I’m speaking to you. I love you. Your loving husband,{Redacted] PS: How do you make your pancakes so delicious? I’ve been experimenting in my free time and they never come out as delicious as yours.
>>20073588It's either crack or her own juices.
>>20073601It is her puella magi ability
>>20073547All I can say is the demand for one is a really strange coincidence!
>>20073559>doesn't stop the fight from being realIn other words, the only thing that doesn't happen their fights is DEATH?Sounds good. As well as shounen.I hope neither of them are "now let me show you my TRUE power!". I'd think they'd use their best for the situation as soon, fast, and often as possible.
>>20073623So what, Last Order is rivals with Index as a magical girl, thus magic vs science rivalry?
>>20073380>>20073534Done!
>>20073648Ten out of ten.
Hello. It is I, the writefag for MGNQ.For those of you who wanted a Pastebin, here it is.http://pastebin.com/u/Sweet_MamiFor those of you who hate my writing, I respect your opinion and I will do my best to improve.And if anyone wants to offer criticism, feel free to do so, but make sure it is constructive.Have a good day.
>>20073648It'd make a nice wall paper when coloured and upscaled correctly methinks.
>>20073648Holy crap that was quick and goodYou rock
>>20073648Eh, it can definitely be better.[spoilers]color that amazing shit![/lolnope]I don't think we'd even notice if we did get spoilers at this rate.
>>20073648Very nice
>>20073697Well, it was mostly tracing so it didn't really take that much time and effort. My other doodle in this thread is more like me.>>20073711I can't into coloring, but this seems simple enough... Gimme a minute or five.
>>20073624I'd prefer it if it wasn't too cheesy also.We're on the same page.
>>20073670I think you should go choke on a barrel of dicks or learn to write something entertaining.The reason people liked writefagging in the SWQ threads is because it was distanced from the main characters ( mostly ) and it was entertaining, the few exceptions were things like kotters incest chicken story which was horrible fapfiction given life and made somewhat funny along the way.That is just my opinion though.
>>20073784Define 'cheesy'.I've never really gotten the usage of the word for artistic things>>20073731Just do your best. The original has simple coloring anyways.
>>20073829Which is part of it's charm IMOThe art style wouldn't look good with really fancy colouring
>>20073871I completely agree. I really enjoy simple pictures like that.Different styles give different feeling.More complex is a feeling of wonder and excitement to me.More simple is a feeling of calm and somewhat of understanding.
>>20073805I think you need to relax, man.But that's just my opinion, so being rude is forgiven, right?
>>20073917Being rude reflects more on him than it does me.
>>20073829>>20073731Took the easy way out and simply deleted a lot of my white background layer
>>20073829"now let me show you my TRUE power!" is way over my cheese limitmonologues are not. Doom Bots would not be either
>>20073984That's a nice effort!
>>20073984
>>20073984I love easy ways. That looks as good as the original.
>>20073998How about verbal duelling over the merits of science vs the importance of reverence of the machine spirit?
>>20073984Fifteen out of ten.
>>20073984All that remains is to go wider.
>>20074020That's what the monologues are there forthough.. it wouldn't be a debate if it's a monologue..they're good
>>20073984That looks FANTASTIC.I'd suggest a darker color for QBs eyes, though. Maybe by 6 points red.>>20073998>urban dictionary says "trying too hard, unauthentic"Yeah, really want to be an actual rivalry that could be in the real world in some way.How common would they have ties?I just had an idea. We're not always around Misaka, so that means for all we know the two could always have their rivalry going. Yes, despite intercontinental.for an amusing idea, Misaka recruits us for help, and in reaction the German recruits Midori.They go less lethal due to having more people in, though.And would the two actively trade research and ideas as friends?
Just noticed I forgot to color Chiaki's hands and a few patches of white are noticeable from the original background layer around Kyubey. Will upload finished and fixed in a minute or two.
>>20074037I dunno, it's already pretty wide. But, if you insist...
>>20074140I think less trading ideas and more "ha you don't know that? Look how easy it is" style things
There. Fixed a few small errors. All done now.
Twitter(@negativesilence):>People really want a neonazi crazy scientist waifu.>neonazi>implying the idea wasn't a member of the German Nazi party from WW2>waifu>implying medium sized tech wars maintained by only two people isn't a hilarious and awesome ideaI'm not in the waifu nor grimderp factions. I'm in the 'let's do amazing shit' faction and 'let's not die fast' faction.
>>20073588>>20073670So, I see it wasn't a troll impersonating you when it was declared that Mami was married to the Rogue trader.You know, other then annoying a weeabo's who want Mami to be their wafu. It does annoy other people (including me),as your character comes off as a wish fulfilment Gary Stu.
>>20074416>namefaggots are (generally)assholesHe won't even post his faggotry in the thread, but has to whisper it in the GMs ear.
