(( http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Nasuverse for previous threads. It is not necessary to read them, but it helps.IRC is #HGWSeattle @ rizon. ))LAST TIME:YOUR ALLIANCE WITH ALLY SEEMINGLY SECURED WITH A GEAS, YOU AND RIDER SCOUTED FOR OTHER MASTERS. UPON FINDING ONE, YOU DID BATTLE, ONLY TO DISCOVER HE WAS A POWERFUL CASTER CLASS SERVANT, NOT BERSERKER AS YOU HAD ASSUMED! HE ESCAPED, TO AN UNKNOWN FATE, AND YOU RETURNED TO YOUR SECONDARY BASE.WHAT SERVANTS WAIT TO FIGHT IN THIS INSTALLMENT?CAN YOU AND LUKE OBTAIN THE GREATER GRAIL?FIND OUT! IN THIS INSTALLMENT OF HOLY GRAIL WAR - SEATTLE.
RISE AND SHINE, FUCKER!
I groan as I rise from my bed. The day has not yet dawned, and I jump as I see Arry has been watching me wake up.She smiles and wanders off into the other room while I wake up Rider, who stretches, the sheet falling from his smooth and slightly toned chest. He smiles wanly at me, his pink hair all over the place. "Good morning, Master~." he says, and I sigh. What's on the agenda today?
First thing's first, call the Rulers again. Ganon may have run out of mana during the night, and I want to know if he's good and gone.
>>20149819Well, I suppose that depends, Master Luke - how well can you walk at the moment?~Joking (or is it) aside, I'd like to try to meet a few more Masters on friendly terms. A more reliable ally watching our back is just what the doctor ordered.
>>20149819Breakfast, first and foremost.Give Astolfo a backrub, he did a great job last night.Calling up the Rulers and seeing is Ganon is dead yet or if he's alive and kicking. Maybe you can find out if his Command Seals are around to check if he found a new master or is just running off of something else.Scout out the competition, meet with them on friendly neutral ground, acquire more allies if you can.
>>20149839This and what Cu's suggesting.
>>20149864Oh, I don't think we'll find someone as proficient at *watching* as our current one.Still though, we should probably find someone who can actually fight her, in case this whole arrangement goes tits up.
>>20149819Check with Rulers.Ganon could make a contract with one of the dead Servants' Masters.If he didn't just kill them and they didn't forfeit from the war, of course.This may be problematic.Also, what are our defenses here? Can you improve them? Can Arrie improve them? Ganon is after us, we shall be ready.
For those not in the know WE DON'T SPEAK ASSASSINS NAME.Posting this so all can see the classes / servants we've encountered, or at least know the identities of the defeated. To our knowledge caster was the guy who took out the 3 currently defeated.
You should brush Astolfo's hair, I bet that would make him happy,Anyway, I hope you Bob's learned a lesson last time about risk management. We need to be more willing to take chances. There's no way Ganondorf is gone, even after using a high-level Noble Phantasm as a Caster he has giant mana reserves, he could easily last days if he's smart, and that's assuming he hasn't found a replacement master, which he probably has.Hell, the Triforce of Power may preclude him even needing a master for all we know.Either way, we need to be more willing to take risks (except when it comes to that Assassin you all seem as eager to use as a 10 year old who found his father's gun. How you can be so conservative in every other area and so reckless in that one is beyond me)Either way I won't be available for a few hours to help you all, so try not to die.
>>20149864Agreed, we've got arry supplying mana for our servant, but she's really of no use to us in a fight with her servant. More of a large liability at this point than anything else as we're obligated to defend her under geas too.
I make a quick call to the Rulers. Casters are all still alive. No recent defeats have been reported or are visible in the Grail. I sigh and hang up, and I don't even notice Rider leaving the room. When I walk out into the kitchen, he's in the kitchen, cooking helpings of bacon and eggs - in an apron.And nothing else. He laughs at my predictable reaction, then gets dressed with the clothes he had hidden beneath the sink - A long skirt, a tanktop, etcetera. Arry is again staring at her hand as I turn on the news. "-witnesses say that building shook until it fell apart, though everyone was able to escape safely. Onto our next story - a gang shooting in Seattle leaves twenty dead..."Hurm...
>>20150022I don't think that's a gang shooting. Looks like we have a gun wielding hero on our hands. And GANON IS STILL ALIVE. Fuck.
>>20150022Two explosions, none dead.Weird. Any ideas about a hero who explode buildings but leave everyone alive?And proceed with fortifying this place and looking for other Masters.How prana-buses are doing, by the way?>For other Bobs: http://pastebin.com/UcE5Rkst
>>20150022That's the second piece of property destruction with no casualties. Maybe someones doing it on purpose, for some reason.
>>20150022Master, you really need to stop being flustered whenever you get a boner for Astolfo. Nobody here will judge you or anything like that. Get over yourself, you want to hit that so hard that whoever pulls you out will become the next King of England.It's possibly a gun based hero but we don't have enough data to get any idea on who. As for the shaking building I have no fucking idea who did that. Maybe the destroyed buildings are forming a pattern.
Ganon still isn't much of a problem at this point as we're aware of who and what he is we've proven we can beat him while he's not in pigform and we can outrun him when he is, there are other heros to worry about I'm still dreading the possibility of baron samedi even with arry's servant on our side.And yes, it sounds very much like a gun wielder in Seattle at the moment and he sounds out of control, which is more than a little dangerous for us.
>>20150086>>20150076Hmmm..... Were the building and the yacht owned by the same person?
>>20150103Maybe not out of control. To me, "Gang Shooting" implies that the 20 dead were members of a gang. Maybe someone is using a servant to take the law into their own hands.
>>20150119>>20150086>>20150076We currently suspect the explosions and property destruction to be the work of 'Old Man Henderson' summoned as a servant.Eat breakfast, consult with arry and astolfo what they think next moves in the war should be, possibly search for another ally.
>>20150182Doesn't fit.Henderson always leave causalities behind him.Especially friendly ones. Right now we try to remember a game where you blow stuff up, but always have friendly fire off.
>>2015015420 people shot dead with no bodies on the other side is still pretty high profile, could be a vigilante type. Maybe someone summoned up Dirty Harry. He could definitely qualify as a blue archer
>>20150184Too many potentials to worry about it at the moment we'd need much more information in any case.
>>20150022Master, there's an idea we want you to test out. The theory behind it is sound but I want to be sure it'll actually work now instead of having to find out later.Give Astolfo a piggyback ride, see if you get better at casting.
>>20150257Wouldnt that make him better at riding?
>>20150287Astolfo gives anything that he is riding a Parameter Boost due to having an absurd Riding score. So if he is riding our Master, piggyback being the easiest way, than his stats, including Mana, will improve. So theoretically it'll make him stronger, faster, and better at casting if he's giving Astolfo a ride on his back.
>>20150257>>20150287>>20150309Goddamnit, that's absurd - besides that, I've no reason to do so at the moment. >>20150076I feel much more energetic today. The packets must have come in just before I woke. Excellent. I walk up behind him and start massaging his shoulders. I'm again reminded of how much muscle is packed into that tiny, feminine form. <Master, something bothers me about Arry.> he tells me, as he tastes some of the ground beef. <needs more garlic... She's unnerving, and her Servant has not shown himself. Often it seems he exists, and then does not. That's... wrong. Incorrect. Are you sure about allying with her?>
>>20150378"No. There are things about her Servant you should know. I should have told you earlier, but at first I wasn't sure and then everything was happening too fast. She is troubles, but breaking alliance right now will do us more harm then good, unfortunately. I'll tell you details when we are alone".
>>20150378Can we get a direct like to that boy to assure him that we NEVER want that particular servant to show himself.Besides that though, I'd rather have her close by giving us doses f stuff that lower out presence to him.
>>20150378We need someone who can provide mana to you - and the voices in your masters head are well aware of what her servant is and does, and trust us its *much* better that she's allied with us than her being against us.If you feel it absolutely necessary, explain her servant like one of those atomic particles - it only exists when its being observed (or in its case, when someone has knowledge about it). With some of the potentials that could come up in the war, he could be useful and he's far more dangerous to not have on our side.
>>20150420Don't give him any details. When did we give master details.The less both of them know about Slim Jim, the safer they are from him.
>>20150378The reason you should do it now is because if you need that boost later I don't want to try this plan and find out that it doesn't work. You test shit like this out before it's important if at all possible.Astolfo, do not investigate the nature of her Servant any further, we are keeping it from you because it is dangerous for you to know. If knowing of it did not put you at risk we would have told you. I agree that she is unstable and that the very moment Luke can supply you with enough Prana I would love to see her head on a pike. But currently we need the Prana and I'd like to keep her close where we can keep an eye on her in the interim.
>>20150378<No. No I'm not. Her servant... scares me. I'll tell you more once we're alone.>We need to tell him about Slim Jim and all the murdering he's been doing, but not here with Arrie around. Try and get a moment alone with him, maybe suggest the two of you work on your car together, or something.
>>20150454Good idea.
>>20150439Not details about Fatman's nature.Details about his activities and why it is a bad idea to just break an alliance.This details are:- he's an abomination responsible for killing people.- death of Arrie may or may not affect him at all. It may even make him kill more for mana-snacks- we are seeking a way to kill him for good- before we find it, it's better to keep Arrie close, especially since we are now on Fatman's radar.
>>20150454What we need to do is find an interested third party who can take her out when we don't need her anymore. You know, someone who can get around that pesky Geas. I think finding someone like that should be our first priority.Also, do we know what kind of magic she can do? What do we really know about this girl, other than shes bug fuck crazy and enjoys slicing herself up?
>>20150454Yes, this.
>>20150494We are not under geas. Only Arrie took it. Thankfully, our Master is not fully retarded. Just a bit.But we do need someone with good ranged attack to kill Fatman. Or Reality Marble. From what I understand about his abilities, RM is an ideal weapon against him.Arrie has Present Concealment. She makes herself and us look like nothing - an inanimate object. I suspect she is also very sensitive to mana and prana.Basically, she is Assassin in her own right.
>>20150494Surprisingly little and that's actually a good place for investigation. We need to get Arrie to open up to us about her magic style, background and other stuff, then we'll have a place to start for determining if we kill her or humanize her.Based on her servant I'd expect some severe trauma in her life, maybe master can fix her.
>>20150484Good points, but our servant is a Lawful Good kind of boy. The fact that we're allied with a guy who's killing innocents left right and center is a huge NO to him. We should be honest about it, at least since he's going to find out eventually.>>20150494Arrie never made us sign the Geas. She's crazy like that.
>>20150559This was me, btw.
>>20150559Arrie wants to live, that's a large part of why she signed on with us - her servant cannot protect her.
>>20150548No no no no no. This is not Lisa we're talking about here, this isn't some broken bird who needs some love, this girl is a piece of glass someone dropped, stomped on, threw in the blender and then soaked in gasoline and set on fire. There is no "fixing" her. >>20150559He's less Lawful Good than David was, he lies somewhere between Eliza and David.
>>20150583We don't know anywhere near enough about her to determine what can or cannot be done with her. As she is she is unstable - it may be possible to fix her though we'd just need to know more.
>>20150559I'd like to say our servant is 'Pragmatic/Practical good'.
>>20150609I'd bet you anything she didn't use a catalyst. Te fact that she got HIM tells me shes pretty fucking broken.
(have to dodge out for blood donor clinic, wish it didn't fall on today).
>>20150559>>20150484<Let me say this - her servant is more dangerous the more you know about it. It's a terrible monster, a hideous abomination. I want to stop it, but in order to do that, I need to have a more concrete way to stop it.>Rider contemplates in silence. <After this, we're working on your car.> he states, a little coldly. <Is that alright?><Yeah.><Lie to me again, and... And I'll pay you back for it. Somehow.><I'm sorry.><Just don't let it happen again.>The meal finished, we get to eating. He breaks from it early, wandering into the bedroom. "You two have an argument?" Arry asks lazily.
>>20150638>>20150583What did we learn yesterday about making assumptions?
>>20150657No no, everything is fine. It okay. It's fine. How are you?
>>20150657Hay, be fair paladin, it's not like we knew before we woke up in the middle of the night with her being crazy right in our face.
>>20150670When asked if she used a catalyst she shook her head, I don't think she used one. She summoned Slim Jim all on her own.>>20150657No, everything's fine between us. How are you doing?
>>20150657"Sort of. Little things, mostly. Rider thinks I should take better care of my car. We're going to work on it now, try and see if we can get it combat-ready, that sort of thing. We'll talk things over in the meantime. Could you hit the internet and do some research while we're busy? I'm looking for a servant who can cause huge explosions that don't harm civilians. Heroes, villains, video game characters, anything would be useful."Keeps Arrie off our back while we make our old car into a vehicle worthy of Bob!
>>20150657"We were talking about tactics. I prefer somewhat underhanded methods while she is more in favor of open fights. We reached an agreement, though. Now, I have a question: can you improve defenses here?"
>>20150753Scratch the research-idea, RBB's defense one is better.
>>20150753Disregard my talk about tactics, use this speech, change research to defenses.And change Rider to "she". We want to enforce the confusion. She doesn't really care, but it never hurts to be careful.
>>20150754Well said. However, I doubt that she will be able to improve the defenses, as that was her original purpose in allying with us.
>>20150657I support this >>20150754 If anything, it's a way to figure out what she CAN do as part of our alliance.Though we still need to find some information on the other masters and servants. We've encountered two masters, one of which is now a pink mist. Are the masters of the recently defeated servants still floating around? If so, we may have to worry about Ganon making a pact with one of them in the event that he does need a stable source of prana.
>>20150022....Who the fuck are you?>>20149947I... what? No..just..what? How.. But, when...What.
Furthermore, Allow me to reiterate; we need more allies, master. Once you finish here, I would advise that we go and search for some. Also, I'd like to pay another visit to that weapons dealer. And did you mention something about an armourer as well?
>>20150863I thought you were dead!
FoodGet evidence of the explosions. Someone must have filmed something or seen something
>>20150885We round up with a Berserker. Then we go take on Ganon with Power, Wisdom and Courage.
>>20150950I support getting a Berserker on our side for once.
>>20150863Calm down, Sir Mordred. Things have changed during your absence. Mistress is dead, and we are in the middle of a new Holy Grail War.
>>20150950Arrie isn't exactly a shining paragon of Wisdom, though.
Oh hey we're back. Provided the duration of the war is still 14 days, our top Servant targets are in order of highest to least:AssassinArcherCaster (raises as time goes on)RiderLancerSaberBerserkerThe top 3 need to be taken out because they excel at unconventional combat which we need to utilize to win this war. If we encounter a Berserker we do not engage because their prana hungry nature and general strategy of Rip 'n' Tear will benefit us in the long run. Unless they can move faster than an arrow we run and let them hopefully take out other SErvants.
>>20150984There is no time limit in this war.I say we ally with caster and hack the Grail. There will be four times the usual amount of prana involved, I bet some competent Caster can split it into a few wishes.
>>20150956Magos, do you even realize what you're saying? You want to allying with a Berserker-class servant? The class that is most notoriously almost impossible to control, even by their own Master? Have you taken leave of your senses?No. Absolutely no. I refuse to allow such a loose cannon anywhere near our Master.
>>20151036Depends on the master, depends on the servant. Seeing who we're currently allied with... I'm not going to exclude anyone before we get more info on them.
"No, it's fine. Been meaning to ask, how are your warding capabilities?""I've made it look like no one lives here - traces are ignored or passed over. Prana coming in appears to lose coherence halfway to its destination. Things like that. I can stay here somewhat safely, so long as I remain stationary.""So why did you need our help?""Because I need to leave, eventually. To get food." ...Ah...Rider emerges wearing naught but a pair of overalls. He's holding the toolbox we bought and gestures outside. I head out with him. He opens the hood of the car. "My god, what a mess..." he mutters, leaning down to look through it. "Stop staring at my posterior and help me out, here." I walk over, and he starts to explain the basics of vehicle maintenence. Byt the time we're done, both of us have oil on out hands and faces. He wipes his hands on a rag and smiles wide at me, teeth shining through a black-smeared face. "It'll run much better now." he says confidently. "So what are today's plans?" "I was thinking we should seek out more allies?" "Anything specific? Plans of approach?""Well..."
>>20151036Aww. I just want to be causing the destruction for once.
>>20151036Agreed, unless we find a Berserker that somehow kept his sense.
>>20151054An ad in the paper? Just looking around during the day? That could work.
>>20151054Cruisin.
>>20151054Find a Berserker. They need durability and safety in a Grail War and should be easy to trace. Riding would take us away if the worse happens.Riders are a possibility, but having another Servant who can match mounts and power with us is dangerous.We will never find other Archer or Assassin. Casters will hide. Sabers and Lancers will probably lone it.
>>20151054Check out who all the original email was CC'd to. Google their names. Find someone who looks at least relatively normal/trustworthy.
>>20151054Hm. I would like to check the yacht and building. Not sure if we'll find anything useful, but who knows?And other Masters may have the same idea.Other than that? Repeat of yesterday, I guess. Maybe choose another area.
>>20151054Go check out the site of the explosion/building collapse, see if there are any clues as to the Servant's identity. Maybe you'll find other masters and servants there who are doing the same thing.Before that you two should take another shower. I do hope there's enough warm water.
>>20149947Why shouldn't we say Slenderman?
>>20151115Fuck Off
We go for any reliable ally provided they are not Berserker. That would draw too much attention to our little group. As it stand we need ground we can meet people without us being sniped down or gutted like a pig. What locations are available to us?Furthermore, what methods do we have of contacting other Masters without just wandering around blindly? I'd rather not have people remember the license plate on our car.
>>20151115
>>20151115http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhF-Mue_dyM
>>20151115FEARFUL LEGEND YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
>>20151103I want to know if there's any connection between the boat and the building as well. We should take the car for a test drive around those areas, see if anything turns up.
>>20150923Seeing that clusterfuck of a Grail-War makes me wish that, too.. Whats wrong with you people!? I haven`t been around for about a month and everything goes FUBAR....Wait a minute. You listened to that Rank-E-Luck-Guy again, didn`t you?
>>20151115If you say Slim Jim name he becomes stronger and will hunt us
>>20151157Month? YEARS. Liz is dead, David is AWOL, and we're working for this chucklefuck who's going gay for his Servant. All and all, pretty normal really.
>>20151157No, it was actually the ONE time I wasn't here that everything went to hell in a handbasket. Wasn't my fault.
>>20151162That's Shagnasty. All saying Slim Jims name does is mark you as a target.
>>20151162Luke Skinwalker?
>>20151201Isn't in the war.
>>20151194Exactly. Fatman has Fearful Legend.>>20151186Be quiet, since you obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
>>20150961>>20150961>Calm down, Sir Mordred...wat.> Mistress is dead..wat.>and we are in the middle of a new Holy Grail War.I don`t know what that is, but this sure as hell is not a Grail War-..Hold on a second? Where is the brat? And somebody promised us a body, I want my body! Did you chucklefucks manage to get ripped off again..?
>>20151215That's all we know so far. I doubt it powers him up to the extend it did Shaggy though. Being marked by this guy though is just as bad really.
>>20151240We 'died' before we could get our reward. Get in IRC, it's easier to explain shit there.
>>20151240((Update in a bit, I can't fucking stop laughing))
>>20151240The vampires got all pissed off and sicked Primate Murder on our asses.
>>20151240I agree, it's fucking bullshit. After we helped David they didn't bring us back, apparently they couldn't find a way around our life expectancy thing. No respect. Then Eliza and Attie got nommed by Primate Murder, David and our niece's location and status are unknown.We got sold in a fucking estate sale to this here chucklefuck for this Grail War, which has 4 grails of 7 servants which leads to a GIANT FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK. Because King Solomon was pissed that Counter Force finally caught up to him and decided to flip Gaia the bird as he died so he made this war.
>>20151240((Read the archive- unless you're just being IC, in which case carry on))No, mate, this is most definitely a Holy Grail War. It's just rather...larger...than last time.
>>20151240Alright. Let me put it like this. We didn't get a body because we got pretty fucked up while riding David. As for why we're here...the Dead Apostles don't like others being immortal and shit. So Primate Murder had a field day with Liz and Attie. David is in hiding somewhere or in an alternate dimension or something. We were bought at an estate sale, or more accurately, our summoning ritual was.
>>20151280Oh, and I forgot something important.Our Master has less Magic Circuits than a potato, isn't anywhere near as pragmatic, effective, or good at Grail Warring as Eliza was and doesn't understand the importance of cuddling his Servant.
>>20151240Furthermore, you useless little wretch, you disappeared. You expect to be able to leave in the middle of everything, and be able to return on a whim and profit from it? Don't make me laugh. We were unable to gain a body because of a deal with a Fae - it was that, or commit genocide and leave Master David sterilized. Of the two, the option we chose was far preferable. Remember your purpose - to aid your Master. Had we gained a body, it would have been at Master's expense.
... I'm hosting a bunch of god damned lunatics.Alright..."First thing, we need to examine the building that shook itself down." "Alright, I'll take care of the police.""...How?" He grins, cleaning his face. "You'll see~." It's not a long drive. The area is sequestered by yellow tape, and a female officer talks on a cell."Perfect. Stop here." He gets out and approaches the woman, and... acts like a child. I can only vaguely hear a sob story about a lost puppy and needing help - at first the woman is hesitant, then noncommital, then agreeing... Straight into being excited to help. As he leads her away, he grins at me. The way forward is clear! I get out and examine the structure, and find, in the rubble, a very small device, no larger than an old alarm clock. Its purpose eludes me. There's no residue in the area, no smell or appearance of explosives. Exceedingly strange.
>>20151422Vibrations nikola tesla?
>>20151422Tesla? No, Tesla device was much larger than that.
Don't touch the device. If you can make a temporary circle around the device that you can easily erase from the scene, do so. It may cut off any external magic sources and give us an idea of what happened.
>>20151422Let's Check It
>>20151422Investigate the device further, wear gloves, don't touch it directly.
>>20151422Ask Rider if the box is radiating any form of magical energy. If no, use something to pick it up - your shirt ought to do. Then check the rest of the area for traces of leftover magical energy.
>>20151422Do we know anyone who's good with machines that we can have examine that?
>>20151422>Small device>Caused EarthquakeLikely Tesla.
>>20151471Actually, it's about the right size.
>>20151280I know, right?! "Uhhhh, Legion, please come and save my virgin ass again!""Only if we get a body out of it!""Sure, sure, just help us out this time, and you sure as hell will get your body!""Okay, we did out part, where is our body?!""brb, dying!"Thats just fucking cheap, Eliza. I thpught you were better than this.> Because King Solomon was pissed that Counter Force finally caught up to him and decided to flip Gaia the bird as he died so he made this war...I told you people we should have sided with him. But noooooo...! "We have to save the brat and let master fuck the furry!">>20151281 >It's just rather...larger...than last time.Yeah, no. When you get fatter and don`t fit into your favorite comfy chair anymore, thats "rather larger". This? This is bad news. I mean.. Last time there were only 7 servants around and we nearly turned seattle in the worlds biggest parking lot. Now we have 28 Servants! Anyway, something is seriously wrong if every fucking idiot that is able to read a magical book is able to summon us and then fucks us over. We need some kind of Worker`s Union or something..
>>20151471http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla's_oscillatorI don't mean a Tesla coil... I mean one of his earthquake machines. I'm just asking for the other bobs to consider it.
>>20151503There may be more than 28 Servants. Apparently, non-standard classes like Beast and Seducer are allowed.Also, one of the Casters killed two Sabers and Archer.
If this was Tesla's work, the war has simultaneously gotten easier and harder at the same time. Last time I checked he was a pacifist and probably has some hangups about killing people. Then again there was a earthquake in this populated city. Keep an eye out for electronic devices like cameras Master.
>>20151422>He gets out and approaches the woman, and... acts like a child. I can only vaguely hear a sob story about a lost puppy and needing help Call me a cynic but that sure as hell seems like a step down from Big O.Anyway, I forgot to ask the most important thing: ..David didn`t die as a virgin, did he?
>>20151555Everyone was able to evacuate the building before it collapsed.
>>20151503There's no point in whining about it now mate, our Master is an absolute rubbish Magus. There's nothing he can do about it at all, so let's just get on with our bloody job and not worry about it until later.As for the Grail War, we could ask Jeanne what gives with the big war.While we're at it, we can ask her about the identities of other Masters. Or rather have Lancer and his CHA-A ask her.
>>20151570David become a god and slept with Lisa and Abby.He has children and grandchildren, actually.
>>20151570Nope. He had a kid. And hooked up with TWO women. At the same time.
>>20151570((Somebody link the pastebins))He isn't necessarily dead, and he's in a polygamous relationship with Lisa and Abby (incredibly moe Lt. Rip van Winkle-style Bullet Mage).
>>20151581Rider, RIDER and his Charisma A.
>>20151473This. I'm hesitant to actually touch it in the event it triggers something.
>>20151581Rider. I meant Rider. Although I could probably pull it off, smooth, sexy Hero that I am.
POWER THE DEVICE
>>20151666((I'mma just gonna ask you to slow yo roll with the "lol I'm Lancer", aight? Thanks. Makes us look a right buncha Modern Fantasy fucktards.))Tesla... That crazy dude, a Servant? Good lord... I decide to move back to the car. Rider is already there, playing with a small, white puppy with a wagging tail. Pulling out my cell, I give the Rulers a call. Jeanne says that she can't answer the question over the phone, and would rather meet in person.
>>20151796Good idea. We don't have any solid plans at the moment.And seducing a Ruler would go a long way in ensuring our victory.>vital finapieCaptcha agrees.
>>20151796Go to her, then. So, we're potentially dealing with a pacifist Caster who can't actually cast. We are also dealing with a small dog where did he get that?
>>20151796Ask Rider where he found the puppy.Make a date with Jeanne for later tonight, then continue exploring. Are there any other masters/servants nearby? What was this building's original function? Residential, office (if so, what company), that sort of stuff. A servant (probably Tesla) leveled it, and I'd like to know why.
>>20151628>>20151581I see. ...-Wait, who are you? Did the RankELuck-Guy have younger sister or are you just crossdressing? I shouldn`t be surprised, though, running around in that Blue Pajama of his was a big indicator for this kind of affinity after all. Ah, but that reminds me: >I get out and examine the structure, and find, in the rubble, a very small device, no larger than an old alarm clock. Destroy it. Just to make sure.
Ask Jeanne if the Rulers are ready to forcefully evict rogue Servants.
>>20151422>... I'm hosting a bunch of god damned lunatics.You summoned Legion, Master Luke: what did you expect? Mistress Liz learned to deal with it, so did David, and you will too.
Device seems like one of tesla's oscillators/earthquake devices.Be cautious and investigate the building for *why* it was destroyed.
>>20151796Aww, look at the puppy, so cute, and wagging it's little tail. It's probably a familiar. An ADORABLE familiar.
>>20151856Rulers take action only in two situations:- someone causes clusterfuck too big to be ignored obviously using magic (see 4th war Caster).- someone runs on Maldive and don't participate in the war.That's all. A masterless Servant is nothing big, they are allowed to seek new Master or just fight on their own. There even a rule about new Masters.
>>20151889Scratch that, guess its time to meet with rulers again if they want to talk in person.
>>20151852After that, we hit the internet and try to finds some connection between the building a the yacht. If Tesla is keeping casualties to a minimum, I want to know why he's blowing things up in the first place. He might be being hunted by someone.
>>20151856Servants whos masters are defeated are allowed to seek new masters. Expect ganon to show up again he had enough mana to transform after we gibbed his master, as well as revert and fly off.Its possible that the triforce aspect of power will sustain him for mana for quite a long time in addition to the normally huge mana reserves a caster has.
We need more details about the rules of this Grail War. Seriously everything's all screwed up, no time limit, 28 participants, fictional Servant. We gotta get a list of the rules and try to make the other teams break them and get broken in turn.On a more serious note, we've gotta track Luke's heritage and make sure there's no Englishman in him for a chance at Jeanne. Also fix up that dog with a quick visit to the Vet. French mythological figures dig sensitive guys that save dogs right?
>>20151956That's been something I've been worrying about. The Triforce of Power is a holy artifact of the gods, it's no telling how much that thing can put out.
>>20151970The rules are as standard sans time limit. trying to hook up with jeanne is a silly idea and remember there are 4 'rulers' this time around, one for each colored incarnation of the grail - we only know the identity of jeanne.
So wait, what are Astolfo's capabilities again?
>>20151986Ganon only had Power in his Grasp, I recall.
>>20151996http://pastebin.com/qJw29xd7Also he's an adorable shota-trap.
>>20151996He has a horse made of hurricanes and fire, a giant he can use with enough mana provided, and everything he rides is boosted in all its parameters and he can ride anything.
>>20151986We know that he smashed two sabers and an archer, because they confused him for a berserker (akuma) he revealed to them that he was actually a caster, and ended up punching them out of existence.We however kicked his ass rather badly and forced him to transform - the transformation is the scary part for us as we're not sure if we can take it, other than that Ganon isn't a problem for us. We *might* be able to handle it with the giant our servant can summon, but truthfully we might want to cut deals with another master (possibly a saber with a holy weapon or someone who can suck the prana out of ganon).
>>20151852"A puppy?" "I found him with the police lady. I lied that I was looking for my lost dog. She was on the edge of not believeing me anymore, so I pretended to find it." he says, as the little furball licks his cheek, he laughs. "So I picked him up. He likes me!" "Anyway, Jeanne-" "...""Sorry, Ruler - where are we going to meet?" "There's a specific cafe in the Key Peninsula. The address is..." she rattles it off with practiced ease. "Head there now - I'll get going right away." "See you there." "Got a hot date?" Rider asks, with a catlike grin. "Oh, can it." I mutter, driving. Is there anything more I need to ask her?
>>20151996>>20152023We've been contemplating at some later point burning command spells to change riders class to caster (if possible), or possibly lancer.
>>20151992A mental entity's gotta try, regardless I still say we should check into the dog. It could be a familiar or have fleas. Bedbugs are horrible.
>>20152023Wasn't he also a really big blabbermouth?
>>20152061If she's into threesomes. Kidding, kidding. More about the purpose of the Rulers I guess.
>>20152061Key Peninsula? Isn't that>"The kidnappings continue in the Key Peninsula. Several families report that there was no contact yet, and many fear it to be simple rape murders, not abduction."Oh, fuck us.
>>20152061Ask if the location is secure/neutral ground. We don't want to be attacked by other masters and servants while we're having coffee, after all.Other than that, nothing right now.
>>20152105Yes, he is but we can get him to reign it in.
>>20152123Wonderful, Jeanne is going to have a chat with us about our allies servant.
>>20152062If we do burn a command seal on changing Rider's class later, I recommend we change it based on what Servant's remain. Caster if a good number of Assassins and Sabers are eliminated. Lancer if the remaining Servants are largely Riders for "Gold Radamanto" which is amazing for taking out Riders.
>>20152123Slenderman a coming
>>20152184FUCK YOU
>>20152184QUICK EVERYONE THINK OF ASTOLFO NAKED! MENTAL POLLUTION UP IN THIS BITCH!
>>20152184DONT USE ITS FUCKING NAME YOU IDIOT, IT HAS FEARFUL LEGEND.
>>20152138This. It's important to know if we're going to have to constantly be checking our backs while in a meeting.
>>20152184Ego, ignore him. Here, have some Saibah. Imagine Astie riding the puppy.
>>20152247He could do it.He could ride that little dog. We should film him doing it and post in on YouTube.
>>20152259You know, we really should. Aside from the Youtube bit.
>>20152205Mmm, all dirty from working on masters car in a sexy mechanic's outfit, a few carefully placed grease-stains on him... ...I'll be in my bunk.
>>20152184FEARFUL LEGEND INVOKED.We drive. I've already hung up on Je- on the Ruler. "I think I'll name him Orlando." he says, holding the puppy up. "What do you think of that?" it replies by diving into the front of his overalls, and he laughs while pulling the doggie out. Time passes. Rider regales me with his tales of being a tree and meeting Roland. The way he talks, it almost sounds more than brotherly companionship, or camaraderie. It almost... Hn. I see Astolpho in a new light now, I suppose. The things he gave for the addled knight. The lengths he went. Was that... We arrive at the location. It's barely more than a little hut. Jeanne sits pleasantly, blonde hair swaying in the wind. A white headband has replaced her headdress, and her eyes are closed. Tea for three is set on the table as we get out. Orlando barks at her, and her eyes open as it leaps into her lap, laying down. "I see you've made it." she says in a pleasant voice. "Sit down. I'm sure you and Rider have quite a few questions."
>>20152331>FEARFUL LEGEND INVOKED.
>>20152331HNNNG. So much adorableness. Details about the Grail War, Luke, remember why we came here.
>>20152331So what's the deal with the huge grail war? It's not exactly standard fare to do it like this.
>>20152331Ask more about the current Grail War. It is, after all, unusual to have fictional Servants around. How did it come to this? Shall we expect non-standard classes? Does four grails need to form greater grail or can we get the lesser wish (unlikely, but who knows)? What is the role of Rulers? Would Jeanne mind to go for dinner with us?
>>20152331>teaA woman after my own heart. Ask her what kind she prefers, Master. Don't neglect your manners - small talk before business."Indeed we do, Milady d'Arc. First of all, I should like to know what caused this particular Grail War to change from the normal 7 Servants with a single Grail to 28 Servants and 4 Grails.Secondly, since you obviously do not particularly care about keeping the Masters' identities secret from each other, seeing as how you gathered us all together to do your little introduction, I wish to enquire as to the identities of the other Masters.">>20151855Multiple personality disorder. I blame all these damn summonings and dyings and re-summonings. Cu is my good side. Fry-Face...not so much.
>>20152454There are 4 rulers right? We know that Jeanne d'arc is the identity of one - who are the other 3 rulers?We also half expected there to be some discussion of Arrie's servant (in fact you might want to mention Arries servant as she's more or less letting it do whatever it wants right now - the rulers may be able to defeat it for us if/when it becomes prudent).
What about making Astolfo ride himself?
>>20152454What do the Rulers get out of this whole mess?
>>20152575Not Gandalf.We think Moses.
Seeing as we are currently allied with Arrie, we should ask about the standard procedure of the Rulers for those breaking the rules. Find out what happens to the Servant, the Master, and their allies.
>>20152590I'd bet on Elijah, actually.
>>20152612"What is the penalty for breaking the rules?" "Execution." she states calmly, taking a sip from her cup. "But then, there is only a few rules. Do not expose the war unduly, and remain involved. That is it, essentially. The rest is win conditions." "I see. And if you notice someone breaking those rules -" "The relevant Ruler will deal with the problem at hand. However, no one is breaking the 'Rules' as yet." "I see. Why... so many servants, though?" She smiles at me, radiant and beautiful. "Every Grail is made for a purpose. Each one, built to do something specific. To reach the root of all things. To recover a lost magic. Or..." she sighs. "To spite a world that did not give what was desired, that jilted a dear friend, that murdered close allies with no provocation. This grail is not stable because it was not made to be. It was not built by someone with all of their faculties. In short..." She looks at the sky. "This grail was made to end the world."
>>20152690Welp
>>20152690Gentlemen, lets end the world.
>>20152690Well that just upped the fucking ante. Are the rulers really okay with that though?We need to go find baron samedi pretty damn sure he's against the world ending, we need him on our damn side, Tesla too is also a seemingly good person so if this was explained he'd probably be with us. In fact we need everyone who's against the world ending on our side - that means Ganon and Arrie's servant (as well as Arrie herself as she seems okay with the whole concept of nothingness) are against us.In fact, we need to get Arry attached to this world, even if its just for the sake of something in it. Time to start givin her the dick.
>>20152690If it has the power to end the world, we could certainly use it to end all the fucking vampires. Every last fucking one of them.
>>20152690Will it end the world no matter what we do? Is that the predetermined outcome of this war?Why do you seek the grail, master? Will it be worth... well.. this?
Angry manjew confirmed for final boss
>>20152690So, my Route senses are tinglin'.Master, if you want to pursue this (by which I of course I mean HER), ask her if there's a way to prevent that from happening. If there is, offer her our aid in doing so.Even if you're NOT interested, ask anyway.
>>20152690>This grail was made to end the world.I think we need to get ourselves a Caster ally to hax the grail, maybe lessen the inherent danger. If possible, completely remove the threat of ending the world.But yes, Master, why do you seek the grail? I am curious about that.
>>20152843Harem route time.Ask Jeanne if there's any way we can help prevent this - we're kind of y'know invested in the world, after making it clear that we don't want the world to die. We need to go home and get Arrie attached to the world.
>>20152837>implying the final boss won't be GanondorfDo you even Zelda?
>>20152892Do you even F/HA?
>>20152690>"This grail was made to end the world."I`m in! Let`s kill the world because fuck you!..Can we make the world destroying device look like a gargantuan-sized hammer floating in space?
>>20152919Yeah. But somehow I doubt EGO'll do that again.
>>20152940Four lesser grails form the greater grail.Four lesser grails look like fingers.Also, I'm OK with ending the world.
>>20152919>implying angry manjew isn't a route and a romanceable character
Hey guys i know we want to destroy the world but listen what about getting us a body and becoming a god? If not what about destroying universe itself instead of single world?
>>20152957I'm not! Then we'll never get our body!
>>20152843"The end of the world?" I ask. "What a joke." She raises an eyebrow. "As if I'd let that happen." "Why is that?" she asks, interested. "Because I'm going to be the single most powerful magus in the history of time - or of the future. And that can't happen if there isn't a world for it to happen in. I already scrimped and scraped - for a familiar to help me, for the materials to do magic. I became a magus in the world of rich socialites - me, the son of an addict, the son of a whore. The end of the world..." I shake my head. "Not gonna happen. How do we stop it?" "We? You are asking a Ruler to subvert the purpose of the grail she is to bring forth." "I am." "I had thought you a coward.""I'm not. My bravery is just of a very different sort than many know." Her eyes take an interested glint."Come here tomorrow at this time." she says quietly, rising from her seat. "I'll deliberate on today's events.""Thank you for your time." And I turn to see Rider giving me an odd look.
>>20152940The Knights will stop you Anim-I mean Black Bob
Now master i know you were playing.Most powerful magus in world?What about existance itself?You dont need world for it.
>>20152974It because what you said just now was pretty heroic.Or he's jealous, one of the two.So, the world didn't want you to be a mage, but you forced the issue. Respect man.
>>20152974Now you're getting it, master! The world is way too much fun to be destroyed.Ask Rider how he feels about all this. He's our special snugglebuddy and you should consider his opinion.
>>20152974Give him a level look."Do you disagree? Or did my apparent ability to spontaneously grow a spine surprise you? Listen, Sir Knight; I may not be much for physical bravery, but all of the blood, tears, and pain I've put in over the years, all the effort I made to become a stronger Magus - all of that comes to naught if the world ends. So, for my own, purely selfish reasons, I'm not going to let that happen."
>>20153010Stupid Bob, it obviously won't matter if those that put him down aren't alive to see it happen.I'd advise caution though, Master. The last time someone became a great mage with the help of the grail they were murdered by bloodsuckers.
>>20152974Are you sure? I mean, it is the ultimate "fuck you" to everyone who wronged you. Are you sure you don't want to go down with a bang? Also, I'm fairly sure your wish will result in either elimination of all magic except yours, big explosion when your fragile body tries to sustain itself with thousands new magic circuits, rewriting of history so you are the most powerful magus... because everyone else is even worse or just plain death of Gaia.Your wish as it is is impossible even with the power of the Grail. So why not destroy the world which denies you what you want the most?But enough philosophy for today. Just think about it.Right now you should talk with Astie. He wants the Grail for himself as well. And probably is concerned about whether or not you want to destroy it. Ask what's wrong.
>>20153054No world = No bloodsuckersAtleast none will know about this
>>20153243How about we kill JUST the bloodsuckers
This will need to be discussed with our servant too - with a grail that powerful there is a good chance that any wish made could backfire catastrophically, we might have to destroy it.As said, we need to get people caring about things. It's fairly obvious Jeanne d'arc doesn't want to destroy the world, but some servants could be quite okay with it (namely Arries servant, Gwyn, and Ganon).
>>20153262You are talking with sense but how you know it will work on all of them? They must have some allies.
>>20153243We could always just kill all the bloodsuckers. Well, have Luke kill all the bloodsuckers after he becomes king dick of mage mountain.
>>20152974>Because I'm going to be the single most powerful magus in the history of time - or of the futureThis is an splendid idea! Let`s ask Elisa Alexander, one of the last most powerful magi in the world what she thinks of that Idea! ...Oh, right. She was killed by things that can wipe their arses with the most powerful magus in the world easily. Ah, too bad, now we`ll never know....You`re kind of an idiot, aren`t you? I say if we have the chance to wipe out the world, Gaia and all the non-human scum altogether, we should do it!
>>20153386If this thing has enough power to take out the whole world, then it has more than enough to kill the Apostles completely dead.
>>20153386>Kill Gaia>Wake up the Archetypes>NOTES comes earlyI thought you were Chaotic Evil, not Chaotic Dumbass
>>20153386You know, despite the fact that we're technically not part of it, I actually LIKE the world. It's got some awesome shit. Like tits. No world = no tits. Also, if we're using the grail to kill something, I vote Altrouge. Bitch killed Liz and Attie. She's got it coming to her.
>>20153449..Yeah, but Gaia is kind of a bitch, too and having her around is just as bad as having fucking Vampires lurking around. No, no, fellow Bob, lets do this in a clean and orderly fashion and KILL FUCKING EVERYTHING FOREVER!
>>20153540Fuck off Black Bob
>>20153524Revenge for Mistress Liz and Attie? Tempting....but if Altrouge gets the proverbial stake through the heart, what's to stop one of the other Dead Apostles (someone even WORSE) from taking her place?
>>20153564Then we use the Grail to kill them all.
>>20153587Except Zelretch of course.
>>20153386Black Bob.Seriously what the hell?Do you really think Eliza would want us to blow up the entire world just because she died? She would have expected better of us. The least we can do is honor her memory by dismantling this Grail before it nukes fucking everything.Also Heavens Feel isn't exactly suited for combat, and she got tossed against something that pretty much exists only for combat.Now than, that being said I don't believe Lukes wish is so incredibly stupid. Between him and us we can easily word the wish so that we don't end up destroying magic, or ourselves, when we make it.Hell if all else fails we can pull a STONKING GREAT TITS and use the grail to give Luke more mana than he will ever be able to use. And i'm confident he's clever enough to be able to use that to achieve greatness.
>>20153540>Listening to Kyuubei
>>20153074It has to be a lasting victory.I smile at Astolpho. "Come on. As if I'd get into the holy grail war if I was spineless." He nods approvingly, picking up the doggie. "But you know the old saying." "Of course. I'll be carefully discriminate with my newfound-"I pause. Something on the edge of my sight. Barely there, barely recognizable. "-power." Rider doesn't notice the pause. "So. Little miss ruler, she's got a nice ass, hm?" "what""Come on, you telling me you didn't check her out?" "I, er, I can certainly appreciate a fine body, but that wasn't really the point..."Rider just laughs as he gets in the car to drive and we head out. Where now?
>>20153742Aww yeah... I approve Luke, I approve.Well, if you're keeping the puppy, I guess a pet store.
>>20153742HOME. NOW. You need blood from Arry - IMMEDIATELY. In fact you need a lot more from that, you're going to take blood from her then you're going to jump into bed with her and have her work two kind of magic on you.Her servant is currently after you and that is very, very, very bad news.
>>20153742>Where now?I still want to meet more Masters, Master. Just cruise around until you sense one or two, then let's hop out and investigate. Make it clear we're not there to fight - but be ready nonetheless.>Pic related to who I just realized Ast could probably outdrive
>>20153742Don't look at it. It's either Fatman or some other Assassin. But probably Fatman - others have no need to show themselves.Getting some blood is a good idea. Some douchebag in our ranks invoked FL, after all. Time to get your fix.
>>20153771Pet store. THEN HOME, AND IF YOU SEE SOMETHING OUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN THE OTHER WAY!
>>20153808I highly doubt Slim Jim is after us. As detailed before we're like one light amongst others. If anything I'd think he's chasing after some other poor bastard who knows too much.For now we should try to scope out the area for information and for other Servant sightings. Stay in crowded locations so we don't get singled out and cut down.
>>20153844But that's impossible! No one can out drive the Stig!
>>20153742Have we ever found out what wish Astolpho has that he wants the Holy Grail to grant? That is the biggest motivation for the Servants allowing themselves to be summoned, IIRC.
>>20153985We've said his name twice. We have invoked Fearful Legend twice.
>>20153985That flicker in the masters eyes was him - that's how it starts when you invoke his fearful legend, he also isn't something we want to take chances with.We go home first get some blood (and possibly start romancing arry) then we go back out and search for other servants.
Go ahead and head to the pet store. Keep an eye out for servants and masters, and avoid Slim sightings. Have Astolpho drive in the event we need to outride everything/anything. Otherwise, maintain a low profile.
>>20154002Both times due to fucking idiots. We got lucky the first time his name was said. Black Bob's sheer overwhelming RAGE at missing out on so much protected us.
>>20154001We can talk to astolpho about that as we're going home. We *KNOW* that disappearances have occurred in this area before and we've invoked his fearful legend twice, this is the part of the horror movie where people are screaming "GET OUT OF THERE YOU STUPID IDIOT, GO GET THE FUCK OUT OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE".
>>20154000
There's a pet store in the area - I head there. "So why do you want the grail?" I ask as we're looking through toys. He hefts a bag of feed."Well..." He pauses, then looks away. "It's awkward." he mutters quietly. This is odd. Rider, shutting up? "Awkward? You prance about in naught but an apron and call this awkward?" "Look, it's complicated, okay!?" he barks. The doggie barks, directly after. We buy the food, the newspapers, the bowls... I look away from a strange thing in the back of the store as we get back in the car, heading home. "Blood. Now." I say, she stares at her hand, then points at the fridge. I tear it open, grasping a baggie and ripping it open and drinking it deeply.It's like sludge. Coppery, disgusting, sludge. It numbs my body, my mouth, removes my feeling. I grip the sides of the sink and vomit, panting.
>>20154261If she asks why, say you saw something that you shouldn't have.
>>20154261You OK there? We need to find a way to deal with our dear friend Fatman as soon as possible. For now, if you are feeling up to it, search for Masters. Non-crazy ally would be nice for a change.
But master slenderman is not dangerous skinwalker in other hand and you are starting to be like bloodsucker and thats bad thing
>>20154261Well, that was...interesting.Now that you're done playing Dead Apostle, Master, I suggest we head out. Either to look for allies, or to hunt someone down. I'm in a bit of a fey mood at the moment - I think it's killing time.This War won't win itself, after all...
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>>20154261I'm calling it first...>Astolphos wants to be the little girl
>>20154376Saying"But master slenderman is not dangerous skinwalker in other hand and you are starting to be like bloodsucker and thats bad thing"Is something bad? I know my ortography is bad but not THAT bad.
>>20154352>FEARFUL LEGEND invoked againYOU FUCKING MORON!!!!
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>>20154352DONT SPEAK ITS NAME FOR FUCKS SAKE.
>>20154261Hey there, bucko. Once you're feeling a little bit better, collect yourself. I know that has got to be nasty as hell, but we need to focus on things at hand. We just avoided a complication with Slim. Now's the time to keep hold of that heroic momentum you had earlier and see if you and Rider can find some other masters and servants. We need more intel about individuals participating.
>>201543520/10 Too often and unfunny
>>20154431>>20154441>>20154423Nothing has happened so far with the Slenderman.Relax silly.
>>20154441Skinwalker or Slenderman?>>20154431You fell bad sir? Maybe you should call a doctor?
>>20154352>>20154403Do not say its name ever, there is a damn good reason why we don't refer to it by name - we have explained it several times.
>>20154469>>20154466>>20154403>>20154352(can we ignore this shit please ego, I'm pretty positive someone is just trolling the thread).
I now understand! I should never say Slenderman again.By the way master you can want to eat slenderguy master
>>20154489((Same. Looks like a fucking troll. Ignore it.))
>>20154511>>20154469>>20154466>>20154403>>20154352"hurr hurr i trolling so fanny"Go away.
>>20154489((While I am all for ignoring the troll, Slim's working just like it would actually work like. You think about it once and then you can't stop thinking about it. Sage for nocontibution))
So why arent we naming him like slendy or something?
>>20154352>>20154466>>20154469AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU SHIT-FOR-BRAINS DICKBAG. GO BACK TO ASSFUCKING YOUR DAD WHILE YOUR GRANDMA PEGS YOU.SORRY ABOUT THAT, MASTER, PLEASE IGNORE THE BULLSHIT
FEARFUL LEGE-[MENTAL POLLUTION ACTIVATED]What the fuck just happened. It feels like my ear is...It is leaking. Did you... Did you guys just actually physically exctricate a part of yourselves from the rest? What the... You know what? I'm not gonna ask. Nope. No point. >>20154365"Once you get the doggy set up, Rider, we're heading back out." "Why?""Let's just say it's hunting season." I say, putting on my body armor and loading the AA-12 as I head out. I sit in the passenger seat, putting the gun down behind me. Before he gets here, what sort of area should I head to?
>>20154581We've been doing that all through the past few threads, dude.
>>20154581Go away, you are an incredibly obvious troll attempting complete thread derailment. This is the last response you will get. We don't care if you don't like quest threads - we don't go about disrupting yours, leave us to ours.
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>>20154431Easy on the Japanese seizure robots shows, lil buddy.
Correct me if I misunderstand, but I thought Assassin's fearful legend worked differently from Berserker's anyway, and was based on levels of knowledge rather than just speaking the name.Reapeating the name over and over once its known shouldnt trigger fearful legend.
>>20154636Saying its name makes you stand out from the crowd. It draws its attention to you, makes it aware of who you are and where you are.I really don't need to explain why this is bad, do I?
>>20154603Sorry, that was us killing the fuck that said sle-SlimJim.Fuck, I almost slipped there.
>>20154603Open. Feel around for bounded fields.
>>20154603There are another two Masters in the area, but they don't seem to want company. I say, Seattle. Maybe we'll get to ride Space Needle. Astie can animate it with enough prana.
>>20154681why not buy a timberwolf, mad dog or Atlas model for him to ride instead?hell, could do an Urbie as well
>>20154603Have astolpho scan for servants - we want to find the one thats been destroying buildings and stuff and confirm if its tesla or not. It may have been the inconclusive results of two servants fighting, or it could be something else entirely.We forgot to check up on Arries research, and I heavily suggest you start bedding her as it could lead to some worldly attachment for her that draws her out of the whole nihilism thing, which would be good because it helps us with our now defined goal of preventing the world from being destroyed.(We're not in seattle are we? otherwise I'd recommend investiging the local criminal elements where gunfighter may be likely to strike).
>>20154352>>20154403>>20154466>>20154469>>20154511>>20154581
Is there a range-limit on the prana packages you get from the buses? If there isn't, you may want to set a similar system up in Seattle. You can never have too much prana, master.
>>20154716The problem with Arrie is that she doesn't feel pain. Hence the missing chunks in her tongue. Presumably, she can't feel pleasure as well. So sexing her is kinda pointless as a method of manipulation.
You can consume living things for prana yes?Get ant colony or something master
>>20154716Oh, and it might make the mana transfer not cause you to vomit.
>>20154765Sleeping with her isn't just about physical pleasure, you could probably draw her out of the crazy shell with some good romancing.>captcha: briedd are they a>Arrie could be our bride.
>>20154716Why do we want the Master to bed Arry? Whatever happened to "Rule #1: Never Stick Your Dick in a Crazy Woman"...or are we hoping that Luke's stern dickings will make her yandere for him??
>>20154603Master. You have a shotgun. Stick to close-quarters. >What was that?That was just a bit of interference. Don't worry, it's been...dealt with.
>>20154814And in anycase, Luke should be gunning for Ruler. Because hot damn man!
>>20154716Stop suggesting that we have sex with the crazy bitch.Do you not know the rule of don't fuck a crazy girl? She's not like Lisa who was just kinda sorta messed up.Arry is obviously all kinds of fucked up. I mean seriously, we don't need to actively seek an LI for every goddamn Grail War.
>>20154814Vomiting after a mana transfer is a bad thing. lose all them nutrients from half-digested food.Also, slim jim is less likely to "see"us.How DOES he see things anyways? And who's his tailor, cause he has some DAMN fine suits.
>>20154814Jeanne d'arc revealed that the new grail war is designed to destroy the world, as she's our only current ally it might be a good idea to draw her out of the complete shell of nihilism and 'nothing is best, nothing knows nothing best' stuff. Seduce her and she'll have a reason to care about the world instead of be apathetic to its destruction.
>>20154814MAGIC CIRCUITSThere isn't any other reason for a true Mage
>>20154603I suggest you check out areas in the vicinity of leylines. The families with owners rights will surely be involved in all four cities, and some might be dumb enough to come out if thier lairs if they got magewank classes like Saber or Lancer.
>>20154863Good plan. I like this plan. And not just because it involves shacking up with a heroic spirit that isn't a trap.
>>20154855>who's his tailorThat's what i want to know, actually. he also had decent armor back when he was "Der Reiter"in the black forest, so he MUST have some way of finding the best clothingmakers
Is there way to tear magic circuits out of people and add them to yourself?
>>20154863But....Arry DOESN'T FEEL PAIN, she self-mutilates unlike any damaged cumdumpster I have ever seen. I don't think she would get much out of sex.Hell, Daddy probably showed her too much "affection" when she was a little girl, resulting in her becoming the complete psycho-hosebeast she is.
>>20154915Yes, but it would be painful as fuck for both, and Luke can't do that.
>>20154716I also suggest that we not kill any more servants unless necessary to preserve our life. We don't want to exacerbate the problem before we find a way to fix that terrible grail. Lets see if we can get this information out.If we can find Tesla, that would be great. I can't imagine him wanting to destroy the world and so far as we know he hasn't killed anyone yet.
>>20154944That's assuming Tesla is, in fact, a servant. One can only hope.
>>20154863Or we can just not do that because some people are beyond salvation through the power of dickings.The only person that can save her is herself. And some people just don't want to be saved. Arry is one of these people. Stop trying to force Luke to hurt himself over a crazy woman. He can do a lot better.
>>20154937or, you know. Slim Jim had something to do with it.people he..... interacts with do not tend to remain sane, and if one goes from NORMAL to I FEEL NOTHING they might do some weird shit to try to feel SOMETHING.
>>20154904He was talking about seduction getting Arry to care. Joan already does which is why shes considering defying the Grail.I think people are gravely mistaken if they think redemption through sex will work for this girl. It may be possible, but lawful hot dickings isnt the answer
Wait, Arry doesn't feel pain, but I doubt it extend to all other sensations. Alcohol and shit always work, and other sensations are needed for functionality.
>>20154982>Lawful Hot DickingsBest. Alignment. Ever.
>>20154937I'm not talking about pain or pleasure. I'm talking about EMOTION - Romance, care, concern, love, happiness.Currently all we know is that she's fucked up, we have no knowledge as to why. If she had a horribly traumatic background being the first person to show any genuine concern could cause her to melt.
>>20154904I like the idea of going for Jeanne. I have SERIOUS reservations about Arry, our ally or not. It would be like fucking TDK Joker.And I seriously think Astie's wish is to be a girl.
>>20155037Ditto.
>>20155031Or it could cause her to not give a shit.Luke doesn't really seem to like her either. Why force him into it?David's and Eliza's romances came about naturally. Trying to force Luke to like a bitch isn't a good move. Some bitches aren't worth it, this is one of those bitches. I'd rather romance the trap.
>>20154937could just be a case of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congenital_insensitivity_to_painI remember seeing a local newscast about a man with this condition. When he was an infant and started teething he damn near gnawed off his own tongue because he couldn't feel the damage he was doing.
>>20155028No shes numb to all physical sensation. Its a real medical condition. Her emotional deadness/pseudoerotic nihilism however is not part of that disease. Shes just fucking crazy.
>Dick the crazy>No, don't dick the crazyIt's like that one looney toon with daffy and bugs. I decide not to screw the woman who is missing a small percentage of her body mass thanks to self-mutilation, as Rider descends the steps. He's... wearing pants. Even dressed pretty well for a guy. A nice business suit of black. The ribbons remain, but he looks far more...Sharp. Even...Attractive. I catch myself as he sits down."Where to?" "Seattle.""Gotcha, sir." he says, as we take off. He's right. The car doesn't make strange sounds. It doesn't whine. It purrs, moving fluidly through turns. It feels smooth. "You asked why I wanted to Grail." he says slowly, deliberately. "I want it because I want Roland." ...What?
>>20154975That might also be the case - we might have to kill her servant to bring her back to the land of the living.
>>20155108I CALLED IT!!!!!
>>20155108Told you guys. Rolandsexual.Also, when did he find time to get a child-size suit tailored so well?
>>20155104Hugs can help. Hugs always help.
>>20155108He' in love with Roland, dude. Wait, that's embarrassing? All that overt teasing and fanservice shit, and he considers wanting to bone another dude embarrassing?
>>20155181
So what about learning how to transfer circuits to us?It could be useful
>>20155108So maybe he plays both sides of the field. He respects Roland, and that respect probably runs deep enough to love. That's fine. There's stranger shit out there, Master. I'd suggest you handle your response to what your servant just told you with care. If you offend him, well, you already have a strike with him about Slim. If you're short for conversation, praise him about the work on your car.
>>20155108You don't need to sleep with her - just give her a hug and some emotional encouragement from time to time, tell her things will be okay.
>>20155108Eyes only for Roland there Luke. Best to move on. Say, to Jenne.
>>20155108Huh. Can't say I'm too surprised, but from what Astolfo told us during shower bonding, I thought the two of them were together already in their own time. If you're serious about pursuing a more intimate relationship with your servant, you should throw in a bit of playful flattery. Like, how Roland must be an even bigger dummy than Astie told you for not wanting him exactly like he is.
MasterYou are his masterI hope you are in this type of stuffAnd fuck him we all know that you want this
>>20155221Seconding, Master Luke. Time for male bonding with Trap-Servant, then work on a plan for swagging Jeanne.As far as Arry goes: play it by ear. She seems to find you attractive, but I wouldn't stick my p0n0s in her vag00 unless it was a choice between that or getting shanked by Slim Jim.
>>20155108I'm curious: does he want to go back to Roland in their time or remain here with him? That can make a difference between "I need to protect this world for my love if nothing else" and "fuck this, I'm going back in time!".Sure, Astie wouldn't want to destroy the world if he can avoid it. But given the choice between love and Armageddon that will not affect him... Not a simple choice.>world genrapeshYes, captcha, we get it already.
>>20155297Listen to any advice Astolfo gives you in this regard. He has apparently seduced THOUSANDS of women.
>>20155221This. Tread carefully master.
"Well..." I manage. "I have to say. I don't know what he missed." "What?" "Rather... I wonder how he never... how you two never became a..." I gesture uselessly. "A thing. I mean, how could anyone pass you up?" He nearly runs a red light, his face going the same color as he stops suddenly. "It... We... Well. Er. He had a wife, see, and we, uh, we both, I thought, well, maybe uhm, If... Well, I thought..." "Green light." I say, and he takes off, his head leaned a little forward to shade his eyes. "I told him, I told him, he.... we'd... I'd always remember... Because of the ribbons. When he lost his wits, I would... I would remember us for him. And when he came back, when he came back, I'd t-tell him all the stories..."
>>20155333Oh god he's going to cry. Grab a tissue box for Rider, will you?
>>20155333>"In short you were in love and you didn't know how to tell him, for fear of rejection and destroying the relationship with his wife - so you moved into a polygamy of sharing his wife, because it was the closest thing you could get to sharing him. Let me guess you want to wish to be a woman and have roland don't you?"
>>20155333Master, see this: >>20155302I'm still curious.Also, good lines. We'll make a man... or a woman if you swing that way... out of you yet!
>>20155333Do you need to pull over for a minute?
>>20155333You want to pull over, dude? You, like, need a minute?
>>20155333Aww, the poor guy needs a hug. He's really pouring his heart out here. Tell him to pull over for a sec and hug your servant already, master.
>>20155333As said by >>20155181 Hugs help, you need to give rider a hug.
>>20155333Cute. Watch the road, gobshite. If you get Master Luke killed by wrapping this thing around a tree, I'll break into the Throne of Heroes and throw your ass out.A-anyway...I-it's not like we think you and Master would be cute together or anything...s-stupid Rider
>>20155333Okay Master, this is sort of a big deal, so don't overreact. Ask him if he wants to pull over to talk for a minute. If he doesn't want to, then let him keep driving. If he does, however, pull over, offer him a hug, from friend to friend. Building bonds is important. One thing though, DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN! I don't want to have to help bail your happy ass out of an ambush.
>>20155372>>20155382>>20155395With his riding rank, I'm pretty sure he could drive with his eyes closed and still not crash.
>>20155333>>20155108Either the Grail is the biggest fucking chukclefuck in existence and turns Servants gay when they are summoned, its very lonely at the Throne of Heroes or every goddamn Hero in History is fucking bicurious or gay!
>>20155455the big O was straight, and faithful to his wife....Thems were good times.....Why is it raining in here?
>>20155366This. Also: get some tissues. I think Rider's about to cry, and it would suck if he totaled the car while b'awwww-ing.
"Hey, man, you need to pull over?"He does so, and I put my hand on his shoulder. Suddenly he pulls me into a hug, weeping into my shirt. Something... isn't right here. Didn't he succeed, in his legend? He got the wits back, right? I hold him back anyway, gently stroking his soft, pink hair until he calms and just rests against me. I sense it.Another Servant and Master.Across the road, a man with a gruff look - grungy. He wears a wide hat, and has a gun in a holster. Beside him sits a black man, wearing bright blue colors. I don't alert Rider just yet. I, uh. I think he fell asleep.
>>20155455The Fate franchise was always fujoshi fueled.Did you see prototype? We're glad that they dialed down the gay.
>>20155481Just get out of the car. Leave the gun. You got anything white on you? Wave it.
>>20155455The legends were sung by troubadours and enjoyed by LADIES. Of course they would be bicurious, is what sells with them maidens.
>>20155507>I am now imagining noble ladies of yore writing fanfiction crossovers of charlie and arty's knightsOh god, that would be hilarious
>>20155395
>>20155481Well, wave them over. If the don't show interest, that means they're here for a fight.
>>20155481While cute - very inconvenient.Talk to the master and servant first, if they'll let you, warn them that there's bigger fish to fry in the grail war currently (like the caster who cold-clocked 2 sabers and an archer by himself).
>>20155481Don't go without Astie. For all we know it's a Caster who made him fall asleep. Try to awake him. If you can't, nod to Servant and Master, but don't leave the car.
>>20155481Priorities:1. Try to wake up Astolfo ASAP.2. More info on the two guys. Can you tell which one is the servant? What colors is the cowboy wearing? Is the black guy wearing just blue, or is there yellow in his clothing too? Be careful, master.
>>20155580This.
>>20155481Well, don't just sit there, gawpin'! Unlock yer jaw, an' git ta talkin'.Step out, AA-12 in one hand but pointed away from them. Introduce yoursellf politely, and wait for a response.
>>20155574Yeah, make it clear that under no circumstances would it be advantageous to fight here, or anywhere.
>>20155481They couldn't have been waiting for us. This is just good old fashioned bad luck.
>>20155481>He does so, and I put my hand on his shoulder. Suddenly he pulls me into a hug, weeping into my shirt.>Something... isn't right here. Oh. You can tell? How about not groping the little boy who looks like a little girl? I mean.. come on, that is a new low even for you, new pseudomaster. But then again, you`re not even a mage, what am I even expecting.Huh, you DID abandon the thought of screwing around with an ULTRA-virgin, that pledged her purity to god. Yeah, there is no light at the end of THAT tunnel..
>>20155481Maybe he regrets the manner of Roland's death? I can't imagine having the dude you want to bone get murdered by a billion Saracens is a pleasant experience
>>20155481Shouldn't you be able to tell which one is the servant? The suspense is killing us, I'm sure.
>>20155724That's what you said about Lisa. Remember how THAT ended?
>>20155754He obviously didn't love him as much as his wife, then. The woman died of grief at Charlemagne's feet when he gave her the news.
>Something... isn't right here. Didn't he succeed, in his legend? He got the wits back, right?Legends have been wrong before. For example, King Arthur was a woman and Francis Drake was just the queen of England in drag.
>>20155891Oh shit. Roland Berserker.
>>20155824No. How did that end?
>>20155891Not to mention Astolfo's appearance and preferred manner of dress.
>>20155891>>20155481>Something... isn't right here. Didn't he succeed, in his legend? He got the wits back, right?Point for later discussion, if he was successful he may be able to break Arrie out of her crazy slump.We've got another master and servant on our hands, and they may or may not be hostile.
>>20155935Quite well. Until Liz got killed by Primate Murder. Also, shouldn't you and White Bob be off in a corner somewhere?
>>20155935sexytimes.MANY sexytimes.also, how the hell did you pull your snatch away from white bob to actually start advising our master?
>>20155921Or Saber. Durandal is famous enough that he would qualify, and red Saber is not accounted for.
>>20155935In threesome with Rip van Wincle.
>>20155995The graph at the top of the thread has all the hero's we know about.
>>20155995He also fits Rider, but he's right next to us. So yeah. Either Saber or Berserker, IF he was summoned, and we used the horn. Actually, Luke, what did you do with the Horn after you sumoned Astolfo?
When will we see the best saber?
>>20155935http://pastebin.com/QHJXeBae
>>20156072You mean Alter or Suit?But seriously, she looks so dashing in black.
>>20156072>>20156120Unlikely we'll see arturia, she's overused.
I extricate myself from Rider and wake him. "New friends." I say, nodding to them. We approach. The Master stands up suddenly, and I hold my hands up. "Don't worry. We aren't here to fight." He nods. The servant speaks up."Apologies." he says, in a slightly deep voice. "I am Archer. This is my master. He has been... er, he has lost the ability to speak. We are uncertain why, though he constantly complains of a woman in a trenchcoat, my eyes would have seen such thing. What business do you have with us?" he asks. I notice the command seal is white on the Master's hand. Rider stands beside me, his eyes slightly bloodshot.
>>20156135>though he constantly complains of a woman in a trenchcoat,Oh Arry, she's a lovable scamp.
>>20156072Not soon enough <3
>>20156135Looking to secure my flanks, see if there's a few masters willing to work together or at least partial to a non-aggression pact
>>20156135Propose an alliance. We found possibly the biggest threat in the grail war. We need to tell him about it.
>>20156135Still don't know which is which here, boss. Since the servant is Archer, I assume the one addressing us is the cowboy. The real question now is where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
>>20156120That she is>>20156133CHIVALRY is never overused.And she's lovely as hell to boot.
>>20156165I don't know about that.Master, ask the master if the trenchcoat was red.
>>20156189Which one? Slim Jim? Ganon? Both?
>>20156211the world ending
>>20156135Carmen Sandiego stole his voice. You may say it to him as an offer of good will.Master, we do need an Archer. Suggest to them meeting Jeanne tomorrow. Imply that the nature of this war may be more destructive than anyone thought. Since she's a Ruler, no traps (aside from Astie) should be expected, so they shouldn't have any reason to worry. Suggest to them to check with Jeanne if they don't believe.
>>20156135"Well, that all depends. If you are an honorable man, and your Master is the same, I'd like to propose we ally for the time being. Especially because I have a good idea as to why your Master can't speak anymore.If not, well...I'll give you a five-minute head start."
>>20156211Both. Fucking both. And we STILL don't know who Red Saber, likely the one of if not THE most powerful contestant in the war is. We need allies.
>>20156224>Carmen sandiegoMOTHER FUCKERStay away from fighting on landmarks. she'll steal them.what's next? finding fucking waldo? or is waldo her master?
>>20156135It seems Carmen Sandiego is in this war. She stole that master's voice, as well as Rider's ice cream the other day.Stick to the plan, master. Refer to Astolfo as 'She' at all times, she's supposed to be a little girl, remember? Maybe it's time to make a temporary alliance with these guys.
>>20156135We happen to have found two of the greatest threats in the grail war, one who has a master we've killed - the other with a servant we have no idea how to kill, though she is currently friendly with us.Inform them about caster and say that in a war this big it'd be nice to have another person to watch our backs.
"That would be the strangest thing. We know someone who can make a similar trick, but definitely not your... aggressor"
>>20156135We just stopped because... Well, it's not important. Lets not damage Aso's pride by telling them, but suffice to say it's a complete coincidence.Also, don't kill any other Servants, or the world will end. It's very important we tell them that.Hmm, cowboy, cowboy. Folklore, it could be almost anyone. If he's from a book though, then this has to be Roland the Gunslinger. Either that, or John Marston. Just throwing out ideas.
>>20156281White command seals, so it's folklore.
>>20156281could be wyatt erp, Doc holiday, butch Cassidy, billy the kid
So we've got a cowboy on our hands? Don't bother asking for his name, he doesn't have one.Be careful of this one, he'll live by the old song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rcfOuaEmOE
>>20156281>>20156241Master, introduce Astolfo as "Susanna." See how Archer reacts.
Updated!
>>20156327Oh fuck, are we dealing with blondie?
>>20156341Not necessary Assassin. She has all those airships, so can be Rider. Or she could've stolen a class.
>>20156135What kind of person doesn't recognize Carmen Santiago when he see's her? What is the world coming to? Why back in my day....
>>20156387probably born before she existed.
>>20156377True - I really wasn't sure where to place her. I just threw her in the class but based on the seemingly absurd levels of presence concealment assassin seemed the obvious choice, although I'm not sure the color is even correct.
"As an offer of goodwill, I think it was Carmen Sandiego." The Master hums a little tune, then jumps from his seat, pointing. The servant translates, deadpan."Yo, that is the bitch. That is the bitch. She made to kiss me, 'dawg' and then she touched my neck, the bitch, and now I can't fucking sing no more. That's the bitch. That's the one, man. That's the one." He pauses. "Excuse me while we confer..."he turns and walks away with his Master, then they return. Again, the Servant deadpans."Yo, you done me a 'solid'. What do you need, brother? Just ask, man, we owe you, we owe you so bad. So long as I get time to shank that bitch, yo." he sighs, shaking his head.
>>20156418Alliance. And help taking down a certain ManBearPig. And helping us prevent the end of the world.
>>20156418Well, at a minimum a non aggression pact with me, but an alliance could be goodAlso, how good are you at dropping phat beats yo?
>>20156418I be you he hummed her theme song
First off, never repeat that slang again, please. Thank you.Second, we need allies. Lots of them. Turns out this fancy Grail War we've been fighting was designed to grant someone else's wish of world destruction. We need to track down an amiable Caster to hack the Grail and stop two particular Servants who are likely to cause serious trouble.
>>20156418Did you by any chance kill a bunch of gangsters the other day?Also, tell him about the Grail problem and have him come to the meeting with Jeanne.
>>20156418A moment for my non-existant sides. Alright, offer a ceasefire, or an alliance. Nothing too major, like his servant's identity.
>>20156418"I'm not looking for a favor, I'm looking for an ally. I'll watch your back if you'll watch mine. Agree to that, and I'll consider your debt settled. Hell, I'll even help you hunt down Sandiego."
>>20156489I like it. I imagine Archer just completely deadpanning it.
>>20156517No, no killing Servants unless we have to until we find a way to hack the Grail. Until then, every servant we kill is one step closer to the end of days.
>>20156418What Cu said. >>20156517Also ask about the gangsters that were found shot dead the other day. It's probably not him, but you never know.
WELL SHE SNEAKS AROUND THE WORLD~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYg8vDTmkc
Ah fuck, I just realized who killed the gangers. Fucking Frank Castle is in this war as folklore's Berserker.
>>20156555...why do you say that?and god damn, knowing all these characters are after us is terrifying. not as terrifying ans snap-and-go slim jim being able to pop up whenever while we sleep, but still
>>20156418"With a war this big, information is key. I bet your guy can do it. Just a truce and sharing what you see will be enough. We, and I mean the collective, will help decode what it all means.Would you care for a one time support call? You already have a target and everything"
>>20156418Hey, Master, can you deadpan our comments as well?Ask for ceasefire and meeting with Jeanne tomorrow.Better avoid killing Servants for now if it can be helped.
>>20156555Oh. Oh shit. I would rather we get snapped into by a slim jim than tangle with the punisher.
>>20156583Fits the modus operandi. Lots of dead mooks and bulletholes, no witnesses no survivors.>Captcha: Karna) ymouldiNo no Captcha, Karna was Archer in Tainted Ideals. He's dead now.
>>20156589For the favor, tell him to come to the meeting with Jeanne D'arc with us tomorrow. The information presented there more than anything else will likely win us another ally.
>>20156341Updated again with some info I've forgotten and other stuff.
>>20156638No way bob, not worth risking her safety
>>20156809>Ruler>At riskWat.
>>20156638Oh, and warn him that Blue Caster is Gannondorf.
>>20156809Unless you're a servant of extreme rediculousness you wont be doing much to jeanne d'arc. I think the only servant who could do it consistently if given prep-time if he was summoned would be baron samedi.
>>20156797The Punisher is not a servant from Folklore or history, dudebro. He's fictional. Besides, he's a complete and utter guess at this point. Hell, for all we know it was this guy who shot the gang members. Please remove him.Also, it's spelled 'Carmen Sandiego', not 'Sandiago'.Also, Blue Ruler is Doom Guy.
>>20156809What?>>20156638"Can you come to a specific place at a specific time tommorow?" I ask. He nods. "Where at, bro?""There's a cafe in the key pen." I say, then give him the address and time. "We'll go over what you owe me then." "Sure enough." he replies. Archer clears his throat. "I'll be certain to remind him. Goodbye - there is something we must attend." Astolpho looks up at me. "So... do you have anything planned for the rest of the day?"
>>20156888I'm perfectly okay with filling shit out with speculation and I don't care about spelling mistakes.I've literally edited it in MSpaint, anyone can change it if they want.
>>20156869You know, if there ever was a guy who would know about subverting magic artifacts for his own use...Look, all I'm saying is maybe all the casters in this war, together, might have a chance of undoing what Solomon hath wrought.
>>20156921Master, you've lucked out so far. If you still have time, I'd suggest you make a few more rounds 'hunting,' as you put it, for other servants and masters. The more people we can gather under a single banner, the better.
>>20156869"Oh right, nigga, Imma let you one real fast, cuz this bitch has already pop'd THREE wizzards. You see dis towelhead, like real tan, bitch be GANON and he ain't playing no game"
>>20156921Trying to find a Caster. OTHER THAN GANON. Though he's fine as well in a pinch. We find a Caster, we can start to work out HOW to prevent the Grail from going BOOM!
>>20156921What time is it? If it's not too late, go scout some more. If it is, go back to our hideout. I'm starting to feel less consistent anyway.
I think you guys might be missing something here with that Punisher guess. Our new friend is wearing blue and apparently speaks in a heavy eubonic accent. He's quite probably a member of the Crips. Those dead gang members were probably rivals of his.
>>20156921Ask Astie if he's feeling better. If he's tired, he should take a nap while we drive around to look for more servants/masters.
>>20156963Try and find places with a lot of magical defenses. That's where Casters will be. It would be wise to have at least one for what we're attempting.
>>20157005No shit Sherlock.
>>20156921"Of course, my Knight. Hunting."
>>20157005Possible - but he's also apparently a singer, he did say 'sing' not 'rap'.I'm okay with leaving Punisher in right now.
>>20157032And if we see any fights we think we can safely break up, we do so. Can't have these people ending the world in their ignorance.
>>20157053>"So there I was taking a midnight walk"Abridged Alucard would be a hilarious servant.
>>20156921GRILL HIM ABOUT ROLAND, LET HILARITY ENSUE
>>20157080Why? Seriously, all you have to go on are some dead gangsters. That could be COUNTLESS different heroes. We have NOTHING that even HINTS at it being Frank Castle. It could be Judge Dredd, it could be Dante from Devil May Cry, it could be very nearly EVERYBODY who wields a fucking gun.
>>20157186You're right, but I still have no intention of changing it. I've told you - I did it all in MSPaint, its not hard to change it if you want to do so.
>>20157221Well, ego did the original graph - I just updated.
"We're going hunting. You feeling okay?" "Yeah, I just..." he sighs. "I don't often tell people about that. It's shameful." "No shame there." I say. "From all the sources I hear, Roland was a great man. Nothing wrong with wanting to be close to that." He flushes more. "I know. It's just a silly reason to want the grail. I should move on, right?" he laughs quietly, nervously as we walk and wait at a crossing. On the other side... A young man and a woman wait.He has no sleeves, and wears a long duster. His hair is slightly gray, but looks young. A hooded fellow runs by and snatches the young woman's purse, and he raises one arm, turning to the foe...And VANISHES. He appears beyond the purse snatcher, who is in the god-damned air, and gestures with with a grunt - he slams into the ground. "what." I barely manage, as he takes the purse from the unconscious fellow, and the pair continue on. "did I just witness."
>>20157405Turn around and walk away."Not interested."
>I should move on, right?Entirely up to you Rider.
>>20157405Caster!Oh, we have to talk to these people. Hail them, master!
>>20157405Well, the Servant didn't kill him. I'm going to take that as a good sign.
>>20157405Try to approach them. Be polite. If they don't react on you or don't want to talk, don't pressure it.
>>20157405Check it out. It ought to be interesting if nothing else. And he didn't kill the guy so danger is probably minimal.
>>20157627Yeah, this. You don't want to tangle with this guy right now if you can possibly avoid it.
>>20157627This.
We catch up with them and walk directly beside them. They are definitely Servant and Master. Astolpho speaks up first. "That was some excellent technique." he says. The man chuckles, stretching his right arm with a series of pops. "Thanks. I heard you did some pretty crazy shit yourself." he replies.Aw, shit. "The horse thing, that was really awesome."
>>20157819((CUTTING OFF HERE BECAUSE 456 REPLIES HOLY SHIT))
>>20157878(So, cliffhanger then?)
>>20157819Well... that's troubling.Ask him if he's sorry he didn't see the show from a better seat, since he clearly wasn't anywhere around when we saw him. If we're lucky he might give up a clue as to the method he used to observe (or if he just heard it from Ganon, which is also possible)
>>20157819>>20157878I'll just leave this here.
>>20157902((Yes.))
>>20157878Well, then. This promises to be interesting. See you soon, Master Luke.
>>20157878WILL THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER FIGHT US? WILL WE BE ABLE TO FORM ANOTHER TENTATIVE ALLIANCE? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF FATE/CLUSTERFUCK ON SATURDAY!Nice work, EGO. Also, Black Bob's sudden appearance that activated Mental Pollution was glorious.
>>20157910Nice to see the caster that nuked 3 other masters/servants listed.
