>>20185311
OP, I recommend raping and murdering her.

>>20185311
So we come across the bandits, attempt two at this encounter. After her 3rd veto death She insists on draining everybody's blood, and making them her vampire minions. We don't care any more. She is told it will take a few days to take effect, knowing that she is never coming back.
So we set up camp and she tries to be all dark and mysterious, telling her story. About all the people she killed how she was royalty in her home land and how she will one day be a dark lord who will end all religion. Bro tells her to shut up, it went a little like this. "Will you shut the fuck up, lords dammit, thou art the most obnoxious wench I hath ever had the misfortune of sharing a camp with, if thou dareth speak ill of mine lords again I shall take this holy blade and shove it up thine rectum!" She is red in the face with anger, rolls to use her blood blades with all her health but one.
Me being a fucking monk, grapple and slam her face into the fucking ground. She died, didn't mean to, but she was using all her blood on that stupid move, so when I did the grapple I just sort of snapped her like a twig. It was try to stop her or let my bro die.
She throws her dice and drink at me from across the table, rips her sheet in half and storms out screaming and cursing calling us all "Immature fucking hating faggots, get a life you fat fucks." Never saw her again.
The friend of that bitch just looked at us all apologised by ordering pizza. FUCK YER PIZZA!

If you guys want, after it picks up a little I will share my tale of a hambeasts rage, unwanted man love, 50 shades of grey and a trip to the hospital.

just playing with bros
all of a sudden teleported to secret world
only way out is we find sculpture
friend finds said sculpture
talk to dm about stealing
roll dice and succeed unnoticed
mfw I got to leave but his character died
he rages and tells us all to leave his house

>>20185414
If its anything like that story? God yes I want to hear it.

>>20185395
Sweet jesus fuck. Why do you even let people like that into game?

Second: how in the fucking fuck do people like that EXIST?!

My faith in humanity dwindles by the day...

>>20185464
Bad childhoods or just being plain retarded. You just have to be careful who you game with.

>>20185395

Hell yeah, I want to read that, that was an amazing story OP.

>>20185414
You don't need to ask. We always want to hear.

Hardmode: No reaction images

>>20185414
First a little back info
My current group has two regular players and our gm. There is our GM he is 31, has a wife and kids, big fat guy, but you never met anybody happier with themselves. Plays santa allot for his kids school. Always GMs, whenever he is a player he sees through everything anyone ever tries to do, it's like he is psychic with that shit. He's a fucking good GM to.
Class of choice. Anything that cast spells.
We have My bro about 5ft nothing, skinny, dressed like a mild hipster, brony. He is the comedy relief most of the time. Throws himself into stupid situations, always a good laugh.
Class of choice. Ranger/rogues/bards
And then there's me, 6'4 bear, well kept spartan beard, Mohawk tied back, covered in tattoos. Get called the honey monster by GM's wife because, "He looks so scary but he is the sweetest man alive" And unfortunately it's true.
Class of choice. Fighter/barbarian/monks

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Just posted this in another thread but what the hell. We had a guy wanted to DM an adventure to try it out. He had been a semi That Guy who always insisted on being a custom class. Most recently he was an assassin who could turn his blood into weapons, had a man size weaponized puppet he could control with magic string, could go invisible in shadows and move without making a sound once a day, and could turn his shadow into a doppelganger. We let the shit slide because honestly, he was so bad at power gaming that it didn't make a difference.

Anyway, we said what the hell and let him DM. Some of the highlights are:

Getting sneak attacked by a special Persian ramming boat with a metal front spikes dumb shit he saw on the History Channel that didn't fit the setting, which was basically D&D Pirates of the Carribean, while we were on the open seas. Said sneak attack insta-killed a dozen hardened pirates and sank a ship.

Did I mention they were Geth Fucking Pirates? No shit a forty man crew of Geth Pirates.

Captain had a sword that did +5 to lawful good aligned things that was basically used to bend me over and fuck me seeing as I was a Paladin.

He wore plate mail that was especially designed to be removed in a round as another fuck you to me because we had decided it would be near impossible for anyone to take plate armor off without sinking too far down into the ocean first. So me and the fighter had to wear leather. But this guy has break through metalworking technology apparently.

After we slapped said captain's shit, he ran down into the ship with no lights. I said, "I'll just detect evil since he's the only one left." Guess what? The whole ship's evil because it's been used to kill people, so detect evil is useless.

Pic is my face that whole night.

>>20185587
And now we introduce the others.
Fem typical hardcore feminist always the mans fault, refuses to date a man, but in all honesty. Probably couldn't get one. Unless the guy was really drunk. Wiry greasy hair skinny as fuck, she had sideburns.
She played a Female archer.
Hambeast. I don't really need to say much, you should know what a hambeast is. Fatter than GM but thinks she looks amazing, friends with fem. Huge yaoi fangirl, no sense of etiquette or personal boundaries.
Class, I have no idea to be honest, I could normally judge by personality and attire but she was a loli battlemage who had lots of healing. Wouldn't let anyone see her sheet.
3rd, just a guy, shown up for the sessions with the other two, I think it was hambeasts boyfriend or something. Didn't pay much attention, but he wasn't bad.
Cleric

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>>20185723

>>20185587
>bear
At first I thought you were an actual bear. I'm disappointed now.

So, me and bro get to GM's place, we bring snacks and drinks, more than enough for me, bro, GM and anyone who joined. I'm talking a 24pack, crisps, dip, cheese, some vodka and a pizza menu for later.
Apparently one of our regulars told us about some people they met, really eager to play dnd so they sent them out way, now this is the same person who introduced us to twilight, so we didn't hold out expectations high.
We wait for about an hour, me and bro already had our characters set up, I was playing a halfogre fighter, who didn't speak to anyone but bro unless needed. His entire body is covered up in armour, hiding the fact he is a half ogre. Bro played an archer/rogue half goblin, who dressed as a fucked up jester. We normally played with a matching pair of characters, when you game with a guy for 5 years. It just sort of happens.
We were about to call it quits on waiting and pick up our other game when it sounded like the door was being kicked down.
GM's wife answers the door, and leads them to the gaming room.
Thats when we met, Fem, Hambeast, and 3. Bro just looked at me as if to say, "The fuck did we do to deserve this?"

>Crisps

Oh boy now I read everything in Steven Fry's voice. Awesome

>>20185929
Gm introduced us all, fem refuses a handshake, Hambeast insists on "Glomp hugs" Commenting on how adorable bro is, and 3 shakes hands.
Fem instantly blurts out, "My character is a hardcore feminist, don't expect her to help."
There characters were made. Fem makes a elf archer, dressed in a males uniform because "Don't even think about making me wear that disgusting chainmail bikini pig shit!" She was the leader of the guards, everyone respected her because she was a powerful woman, the entire guards then became women because they were doing the job better, but her town got torched by a dragon and now she is looking to find a new city to live.
Hambeast, she made a loli battle mage, bright pink hair, "she used a spell to make herself look younger she was really ageless and wise. And really fucking kawaii" When she said this, me bro and gm just cringed. She brought up a picture of zero no tsukaima's louise.

3's character was simple. He handed the gm a note. It said, "I am hambeast's secret brother in game, she needs protecting because she is a fucking idiot." Then said to the table, "I am Dobrin Dwarfnuts. The dwarf cleric, I came here to get drunk and fuck bitches" Me and bro started to like the guy.

>>20186091
dobrin dwarfnuts
oh god yes

>>20186091

Well... 1 out of 3 is...still pretty shitty.

3 Sounds alright though.

I used to read these stories and think that people had to be making them up; there was no way people like this could actually exist

Oh how wrong I was

>>20186091
>I am Dobrin Dwarfnuts. The dwarf cleric, I came here to get drunk and fuck bitches
>bitches
Wow I'd be surprised if the feminazi didn't snap right there

Reading these stories is why I don't feel so bad about the tabletop community and uni being sceptical about (especially extremely overweight) women joining the games. They sling the "that's being biased" bullshit but so many of them throw this stuff at the poor GMs, it's unsurprising.

>>20186091
So the game starts, Gm thought it would be a good idea to start things in somewhere other than an inn this time. It started in a camp outside of the city, Fem, Ham and 3 were all sitting comfortably with a boar on the spitroast and a few cups of grog.
Me and bro were supposed to be a practice encounter but fem didn't know ore care, all men are evil etc.
So I show up, 8ft tall covered head to toe in armour, the loli mage knows whats going on, shouts "Oh noes, a scary monster" and giggles to herself, eyeing up bro. Fem instantly shoots an arrow at me, hits me right in the thigh. Hambeast gasps and says this "He used to be an adventurer like us then he took an arrow to th..." GM interupts her. "You finish that joke and I will make a meteor hit you" Ham pouts and the combat continues, 3 grabs ham and gets some distance, this wasn't going to end well for fem.
She knocks more arrows into her bow shouting at me "DIE YOU DISCUSTING PIG!" I pull my shield out, block the arrows with it and fucking bitch slap her. She slams her hands on the table as she is knocked down to the floor. "SEE THIS IS WHY I HATE MEN, NOTHING BUT VIOLENCE!" Completely missing the fact she hit me first, while she is knocked out on the floor, me and bro introduce ourselves, bro proceeds to put his ballsack into the unconscious elfs eyes.
3 fucking burst out laughing at this, fem gave him a look which would freeze hell. It was still pretty funny.
She gets healed by 3 but throughout the entire game she was trying to kill bro by "Accident"

>>20186249

I refuse to believe women like fem exist. She sounds like the kind of person who'd go to a restaurant or fast food place and demand a woman take her order and get her food.

>>20186249
Situations of attempted murder.
>Trying to kill him in his sleep.
She was to noisy and bro kicked her in the cunt.
>Firing into a crowd where Bro was
Missed every shot, actually got a critical fail and shot herself in the foot.
>letting go of the rope which had bro on the end of it.
Bro had something that let him cling to walls.
>Trying to bluff him into drinking poison.
His bluff was so much higher he actually convinced her, it was delicious and she should try some.
3 had to spend all his healing magic to keep her alive.

>>20185464
Dude, he got pizza, which is fucking worth it.

>>20186316
>kicked her in the cunt.
I lol'd, you caught me off guard
>>Trying to bluff him into drinking poison.
Shiiit, my DM's rules are that you can't use bluff on other players, I thought that was standard

>>20185977
Strike that. Voice is being heard in Nigel Thornberry's voice. Or to a lesser extent, Dr. Frank-n-furter's.

>>20186316
oh god that last one, I'm dieing

>>20185587
This entire post sounds like the intro to a heist movie.

>>20186303
She actually did something similar, she wouldn't accept drinks from bro, only hambeast.
>>20186120
Bros name was Gobon swamplog
Mine was Charles T Shocker the third. I actually got a very high int roll, so I went with something more classy than GROGH THUNDENBOK
If you actually know what me and bros names were I love you.

>>20186249
>nothing but violence
>refuses to remember that she was the one screaming insults and firing arrows at him before he even started attacking
lol

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>>20185929
>half goblin

>>20186354
Its really more of a DM to DM situation, for instance, most of the people in my regular group agree that using bulff and intimidate on PCs is okay (because we're playing DnD and not poker for the former and because of the questionable legality of the latter) but shit like Diplomacy don't fly on PCs (Only the DM has the right to make people do shit they don't want to)

>>20186091
>the entire guards then became women
>her town got torched by a dragon

mah balls

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I haven't been in a group in nine years. This is why.

The group in question would switch between BESM (Tenchi Muyo as the base) and Marvel Super Heroes. The GM was alright, but I could see the despair behind his eyes whenever the rest of the group would start their bullshit. Anyway, let's go down the list of some of the horrors I put up with.

First there was the know it all beardo, the kind who thinks that his every insight is profound and correct... despite being a bagboy well in his 30's (perhaps older). Would never shut up.

Then there was the artist guy who would bring in his lesbian three-way fantasies into the game. Thankfully he wasn't around long.

The other fat guy who kept blowing things up and would repeat jokes from South Park endlessly.

The annoying one and his repulsive girlfriend. Would actually eat cans of Spam at the table. Took the concept of a Kender and made it even smaller and more obnoxious. Got so sick of it that my PC attacked his, causing the rest of the party to join in on an assault on the little bastard.

The loud balding guy with the mind of a 12 year old. I think he may of actually had something wrong with him.

And then Nazi Guy. Stereotypical "NASCAR dad" type, always going on about how much he and his daughter liked eating meat. Had an uncomfortable fascination with Nazi Germany. One character was basically an unfrozen Nazi, another was an Egyptian mummy who just had to point out that he called the Jews "the slave race." He would also sit on the couch on the other side of the room, away from the table for some bizarre reason.

It got to the point that I concluded that I was getting no real enjoyment from putting up with this collected bullshit and contrasted that with the long drives and time lost. I just stopped going. That was nine years ago, I'm still hesitant to join another group.

>>20186428
Humans
They fuck anything

>>20186303
Actually, a woman waiting on someone would probably be sexist.

>>20186091
>Entire Guard regiment is composed of woman
>Place gets torched.
I'm using this for my fighters background.

I swear if I ever met you, your DM and your bro I woud buy you all pizza and booze for putting up with this and making it awesome OP

>>20186091
you should have told her "this is why women should stay in the kitchen. If it's more than some food catching fire they can't handle it"
Watch as all hell breaks loose.

>>20186354
GM with us does it like this.
>Secret note passed saying its a bluff on a pc
>The gm does a roll if it passes then the gm says, its totally legit guy.
But since bro has sensitive smell and didn't trust her after repeated attempts he called bullshit.

Now where was I.
>>20186249
Oh right, so me and bro were now in the party, and we had made friends with hambeast and 3. Now hambeast was into bro. She was into bro something rotten, and she saw me and bro hanging out as a possible yaoi pairing, in game and in life. Which is fucking disturbing.
Remember than nobody has seen me without my armour, they don't even know what species I am, and I have said the grand total of two lines to these people in character the entire game.
>If you try to take my helmet off again I will take your head off.
And my personal favorite.
>GRAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
After getting smacked through the air by a pissed off teant.

Now ham was always asking bro what he thought of me, hinting at something more, bro knew this and always danced around the question.
"So what do you think of your partner"
"You mean tin tits? He's aweome, stick im infront of ya door, and e' keeps da draft out."
"No as in something else"
"Ya can use em as a batterin ram if ya wan'"
She wouldn't let up, really heavy on the shipping. She even drew yaoi, where under my helmet I was some sort of prettyboy yaoi thing. I will see if I can find it for you guys.

>>20186543
>I will see if I can find it for you guys.
Shit just got good(er).

>>20186543
seeeing this yaoi would be awesome, in a disturbing way.

>>20186543

My deviantart sense is tingling.

>>20186543
i am morbidly fascinated

>>20186543
write faster, goddamn

>>20186543
Looked around, couldn't find shit.

More on the shipping, she would try to make me and bro kiss, in and out of game. I reminded her I was not into guys, and bro has a girlfriend, he didn't but it was an excuse. She wasn't having any of it, and for some reason Fem had to chime in with. "You men should stay with other men, that poor woman with bro over there must be miserable, and you must be miserable knowing you are holding a brilliant woman back"
Bro looked at her pokeface and just said "The only time I am miserable is when I have to come to this game and listen to you shoe horn your femanazi bullshit into every nook and cranny of the fucking story, the only reason you are so pissy about this is because you will never get a boyfriend, or in your case a girlfriend you carpet munching, self righteous cunt!" That was the end of our second session.

The third session came up, things were tense between Bro and fem, so I went out and bought a metric fuck ton of beers and vodka. Booze was flowing and the game got a little silly, we were fighting an army of magical gummy bears caused by ham using a magic item wrong. I have no idea either but the 3rd session is drunk session from now on.

>>20186690
Oh boy, this is going to be interesting.

>>20186690
>magic army of gummy bears
sounds like a normal session

>>20186690
We are all drunk as balls shit is going great, we just got a bag of holding, and we stuffed bodies of these gummie bears in for future deliciousness, we took a break for a minute while I went to the shitter. When I returned ham was reading 50 shades of grey. Every now and again she would peer over the top of the book and stare at bro, bro was drunk so he joked around with a licking lips motion then went back for more booze.
Now I didn't know what 50 shades of grey was until this, I thought it was the new twilight thing, so I don't pay any attention to it. Right now in the story I was breaking bro out of jail because fem got him arrested and refused to help, or allow the others to help.
So I'm helping bro.
Fem is reading the rule book.
3 is on his I-phone
And ham is reading 50 shades of grey.
Now we start to hear a low moaning, we thing its 3 watching porn so we don't bother looking into it, were drunk it's cool.
The moaning gets a little louder and heavy breathing.
We look over and ham is panting leaning over elbow on the table reading this fucking book. Now I have no idea what this book is still.
And then bro felt a foot touch his leg.

>>20186786
If I'm not mistaken, 50 shades of grey actually is a twilight fanfiction.

>>20186786

...oh no.

Not that.

>>20186786
Oh dear christ run little bro run!

>>20186786
He shakes his leg, it's probaby GM's dog or something.
It happened again.
And again.
And again.
She looks under the table to see a meaty ham of a leg groping him under the table, he follows it.
And there it was, what Bro could only discribe as Dorritos with melted cheese mashed into a fleshlight.
Ham was fingering herself under the table.
Bro backed the fuck up, slamming his head on the table making ham drop her book, her other hand was between her legs, she was going to town on herself, she moaned out "OH BRO"
Bro fucking falls back of his chair crawling backwards.
"GAHTHAFUCKINGASHITFUCWAHTHEHELLWOMAN!"
I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath I was hammered. GM looked horrified, 3, just watched his face red and fem looked at her and screamed covering her face.

>>20186856
"she moaned out "OH BRO" "
All I can think of now is that the guys actual name is Bro.

>>20186856
Goddamn it I'm laughing while recoiling in horror.

>>20186875
I sense MSPaint. Honestly Im surpised he didnt puke. It must have been the alcohol strentghing him. Like that song by Korpiklanni.

>>20186856
please tell me you killed that bitch

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>>20186856
this is now what your bro looks like

>>20186897
Vodka or Beer Beer?

>>20186856

I can't wait to see what fem thought of her little hambeast friend pleasuring herself to a man lol

>>20186830
Yeah, I read the blurb on one of them and it seemed really fangirlish. Like, massive author surrogate fangirlish.

>>20186906
No. Liking Homosuck, and making references to it makes you the same kind of person as Hambeast.

>>20186907
Vodka."Vodka your feeling stronger.etc" Haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

>>20186928
I think it's actually a cover.

>>20186917
i respect your opinion, and oftentimes i feel the same way. this is more of a special occasion.

>>20186856

Please
Play this song as you listen to this part.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw5acgqIHQE

Seeing bro back the FUCK up, she stood up, her skirt was up, and her underwear was around her ankles.
"WAIT BRO I..." She went to go for bro took a step forward and tripped on her own cheesey sweaty knickers.
She faceplanted into the fucking table, It was glorious, it was slow motion as it happened. As she fell, he fat flopped around, her nasty fucking tits flapping like bird wings, smashed into the table, going right through the middle. Everything collapsed in on her, all the food and dip, the beer and pretzels covering her.
I was howling with laughter, she just lay there in the mess making what sounded like the whales mating call, her skirt was up showing her cottage cheese ass, in the midst of the noise, GM's wife came in.
She just stood in the door way watching. Things could not get any better.
But it did, As she was in the mess making the whale noises she called out to bro one last time. "Bro Chaaaaan!"
Bro was backed up to the wall, fear in his eyes, this woman a good foot taller than her calling out to him as she lays in this mess of beer food and cunt fluids.
He looks up at me visibly shaken, this makes me laugh even more, the poor guy is terrified.
That's where the 3rd session ended.

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> groetec ends

If you let her remain in the house, in the fucking street, for any more than 30 seconds after that, you fucked up.

Should have put up posters that warned everyone in the bloody city about her.

>>20186940
I have no idea to be honest.

>>20186979
I read it in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

>>20187007
... THE ARISTOCRAT!

>>20186917
Not liking Homestuck, but being weird about it. Homestuck is only slightly worse than anything else because the fanbase is mostly teens.

But let's not discuss this further because I want to hear the rest of this story.

>as she lays in this mess of beer food and cunt fluids.
AAAAAAAND A LITTLE SWEAT! EWWWW SWEAT! DISGUSTING!

>>20186979
Brilliant, amazing story. we need a clean up/epilogue as a nice catharsis

>All those beer questions.
It was a mix, I ran to the offlicence got some generic beers 6 packs of about 4 different brands.
A few blue/red wicked, since thats GMs favorites.
Bro likes vodka and coke and bailies irish cream.
I have a weakness to the really cheap shit known as sidekick and aftershock. It's like a shot drink, I think I bought like 5 different flavours, it was a fun night... till ham fucked up.

>>20187038
I'm not done yet, we still have the following in store.
Bro's broken legs.
The end of fem.
The berserking 3
And hambeast two, the rage of the hambeast

>>20187042
there's gotta be more then this

>>20187042
That wasn't just ham fucked up.That was ham turning full on landwhlae mating mode. Im surpised she didnt fucking hump the table.

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>>20187038
> Clean up

>>20187062
oh jesus, gettin all star wars in this bitch

>>20187062
>>20187062
>>20187062
>>20187062
>>20187062

Side notes so far, ham remained in the group after paying for a new table and buying GM a bunch of D&D books.
Which would you like to hear more about first?

how do you end up fucking masturbating at the table? is this a major risk of rpg's? because I've been trying to gather a group of irl friends for a Star Frontiers game and I'd really rather not test our friendship that much.

>ohgodwhat.jpg

>>20187095
Just go in order.

>>20187095
personally I'd like to hear them in chronological order.
That way, later actions might be explained by the previous ones.

>>20187095
order it happened I suppose

>>20187095
I would like you to just go in order it happened. But hey thats up to you. Honestly this is making me laugh my ass off.

>>20187095
>Which would you like to hear more about first?
Just go in order, bro

>>20187095
Hambeast 2: Ham Harder
or
The End of Fem.

I'm sacrificing sleep for this.

>>20187107
Yes, masturbating in front of everyone is a required part of Role Playing.

>>20187139
END OF FEM

I'VE RUN OUT OF VOMIT AND NOW I'M JUST LEAKING BLOOD

>>20187145

i was being sarcastic but thanks for the reassurance

>>20187187
No problem.
And remember, if anyone tells you to stop, don't! It's a test.

Now I'm off to find a gaming group.

waiting for OP

why does OP type slower than turtle shit?

Go in order. Chronology is important.

>>20187266
He's probably making it up as he goes.

>>20187221
I get the impression that won't get off the ground as a common euphemism.

>>20187268
This nigga right here has it.

>>20187107

I recall seeing, on the news, a newscaster using a black dildo on herself when she was at the desk.

Also, there was a JUDGE who was fondling himself under the table during a court case.

Then there was a male newscaster who did his job without wearing pants.

>>20187095
Ok we will start with End of fem, since that comes before Bro's broken legs. Can anyone connect the dots here before I finish?
If you can I may share a bonus story of bro.

we are in the 5th session, everyone is cool, except for fem. She is still the raging bitch we all know and love. Even 3 is starting to get fedup with her bullshit.
>Need her help.
"NO YOU MALE PIG"
>Help her
"I DONT NEED YOUR HELP YOU ENTITLED BASTARD"
>Don't help her.
"Tss, just like men"
You get the idea.
So we been doing our thing, Bro has got some awesome gear modified by yours truely to look like jester gear, I actually had tailoring leatherwork and smithing because, fuck nobody else would.
I was in some bitching new armour, berserker style, massive tower shield etc etc.
Ham was in an even skimpier mage outfit, 3 was still pretty generic except I shaped his sword like a dildo, and he didn't catch on.
Fem, well fem was in shit gear. She wouldn't accept my offer to make her new gear, she wouldn't buy from any male shop owners and she had no crafting skills of her own other than arrows.

Fem was getting pretty pissed, how dare her female gods not grant her with tons of awesome shit for having a vagina.
That's when the gm threw her a bone.
We arrived at Stalia. Where all the shops are run by women, and all the fighting is done by the men.

>>20187306
Oh boy, here we go!

>>20187306
I predict this act of good will from the GM going south incredibly fast.

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>>20187306
>Where all the shops are run by women, and all the fighting is done by the men.

>>20187306
this is going to end badly
my shitstorm senses are tingling
is it going to end up with her going on some ridiculous rage fest because the men do the fighting and the women are all in shops?

>>20187348
>End of Fem
You think?

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>>20187306
>Mfw the entire story

Oh God my sides.
I had to stop writing my story about That Vermin Guy to read yours, this is hilarious and i hope someone will end up screencapping everything.

I'm still amazed they let ham stay when she freaked bro out so much.

>>20187355
This right here. This is what pisses me off about hardcore feminazis. Won't buy from male shopkeeps, then rages when all the shops are run by women("What do they think we're good for nothing?") as a bone thrown to em. Gets pissed off when females are under-represented on the guard, then turns around and gets pissy about a mostly-female guard roster("Men get to sit on the lazy asses and..").
I mean, holy fuck. How can someone like this even into thoughts? The rampant not-knowing-what-they-want coupled with the hypocrisy just.. I can't continue.

>>20187446
It's a made-up story, feminazi and hambeast don't exist.

>>20187446
double standards everywar when you talk to them bro

>>20187306
Now fem straight away spent all her money she had been saving up robbing everything men had, which was a surprisingly large amount. And she bought the most bitching armour and weapon she could find. She was now kitted out better than us, and she wanted to know we knew it. By challenging Bro to a duel. Still pissed at all the times bro refused and sent me in his place. Under the context if you can beat this lug, then you can fight me.
Now I was a fucking wall, my armour was made from rare dungeon minerals and enhanced with thick inner leather, her arrows weren't doing shit. She accepted anyway because, "Pfft a pathetic man couldn't beat me"
The fight began, all her arrows were blocked bar a few which barely scratched me, I was knocking the bitch around like a ragdoll. Out of game she was glaring at me, what was she expecting, for me to just let her win? fuck that.
I end up stomping hard on her arm. I crippled her bow arm.
She was furious.
She stands up and spits on me. Now I can take allot of shit, but that is way out of line. So my plan set into motion.
I proceeded to slowly break every bone in her body.
Each round I would pour a healing potion on her, just enough to keep her concious. Then I would break another.
She was screaming at GM. GM said it was allowed since ogres are evil.
I Break, and break, and break. Soo enough she was a pile of mush but alive.
By this time off table she was physically threatening me.
So back in game I then held her down as bro looked her in the face and said
"KOOPDEGRAAASSSS BITCH!"

In britain you probably know we don't have guns, so I wasn't worried about her pulling a gun on me.
But she did pull a knife.
Which I wasn't expecting.

>>20187468
Then why have I encountered people who think like feminazi? Face it, anon. Your idealism is wasted on our world.

>>20187446
I believe the term you are looking for is 'doublethink'

>>20187492
Aw shit nigga

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>>20187492
>But she did pull a knife.

>>20187492
For the record, it's pronounced "coo de gra"
But fuck, a knife? Bitch is unhinged.

>>20187492
>koop

the "p" is silent

>>20187539
No, it's "coo duh grass"

>>20187468
Even if it's false, it's entertaining. And often stories this wild are too absurd to be fake.

>>20187492
oh and for the record you should have inserted your sword into her ass as was threatened earlier.

I'd have decked when she pulled that knife. Go you glourious british bear!

>>20187552
As a french guy, this anon got it right.

Now can't wait for SilentBear to go into GrapplingBear mode !

>>20187492
Now I am not afraid to say, I wasn't going to get stabbed for a fucking D&D game, so bro doesn't finish her off. She calms down a little and sits back down. 3 gets up and leaves at this point saying "Yo call me when the bitch is gone"
Ham didn't want to leave because she was terrified.
GM texts his wife, she's a marine I think. All I know is she could kick my ass.
And we continue to play, Fem is fucking insane right now, it's not a hostage situation but she had a weird look in her eye, since now everything was going her perfect way.
The fight was a veto. And instead of fighting she went to the mayor who was looking for adventurers, After an amazingly lucky bluff, she became the head of the towns guards. And her first order of duty? All men are now slaves.
The entire male guards were fired and sent from the city, along with any other male.
She was in charge now, she was happy.
But I wasn't having any of this shit.
I just had to wait.

BANG!
The door opens with a force that almost blows it off the hinges, GM wife, runs in. Fem looks over not knowing what is going on.
I make my role. "I rip off her head"
"NO!" She stands up again going for the knife, GM wife leaps like a fucking gazelle and throws the bitch to the fucking floor. She wrenches her arm back and cuffs her.
Bro just leans back in her chair. "Coopdegah"

She was going to be arrested for possession of a dangerous weapon. But got let off.

I didn't see her again for a while, but bro did.

>>20187610
>but bro did.
On the one hand, I want this expanded on, but not at the expense of the rest of the story

>>20187610
>I didn't see her again for a while, but bro did.
oh shit

>>20187610
>First story: End of Fem
>Second story: Bro breaks his leg

... Oh my fuck.

>captcha says dentLeg Berzelius
I don't know what a Berzelius is, but I bet there will be a bit worse than a dented Leg, captcha.

>>20187610
After the main story I would also like Bro seeing her expanded on a little if you have time, Mr Bear

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>>20187610
> but bro did

>>20187610
Written: Coup De Grace
Spoken: Coo De Gra
This story is awesome, and you are awesome, but it's starting to bug me...just a little.

>>20187306

>Connect the dots...

Oh ye merciful gods...
Don't tell me she had a crush on the Hambeast?

Was that why she was especially gunning for Bro?

>Bro just leans back in her chair. "Coopdegah"
IS BRO A GIRL? HAVE I BEEN MISLEAD THIS WHOLE TIME?

>>20187610
>Bro is the biggest bro

>>20187610
Sounds like she may need some proffesional help.

So fem gets pissed at bro for the coup de grace and breaks his legs as revenge?

>>20187610
Part two, Bro's broken legs.
This one will probably just be one post.

Bro met her again, but not on the best terms, all he knows is it was that feminazi bitch.
What happened was he was coming out of work, when a car pulled up besides him.
The window rolled down and it was fem.
"Oy bro, you remember me?"
Bro did and he kept walking.
She drove slow by him, "C'mon you remember me, the femanist cun? you said?"
"Listen just leave me alone"
She backed the car up and revved the engine.
CRASH!
Smacked bro with her fucking car, broke his fucking legs with the impact, and then she fucking booked it.
He rang me to pick him up, I wasn't far off so I was there in no time.

People ask me why I don't like feminists, this is why.

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>>20187610
>Fembitch gets arrested for being crazy
Oh fuck ye-
>Next story: Bro breaks his legs
I do not like where this is going.

>>20187610
>Bitch gets wrestled to the ground
>Bro says "coopdegrah"
fucking amazing
I hope you buy this guy all the beers ever

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>>20186979
Pic related, it's OP and Bro.

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>>20187706
>She hit him with her fucking car
Please dear god tell me she got booked for this.

>>20187706
That can't be the end of that story. Do not tell me she got away with that. I don't care if you have to make something up right now. Do it for my peace of mind.

>>20187706
This woman is not a feminist, she's a femnazi. Doesn't help that 99% of "feminists" are femnazi's and they don't realize it.

>>20187706
What happened to her?

>>20186979
Holy fuck, I can't remember the last time I actually laughed out loud at a 4chan story. That was an excellent choice of music to pair the finale with.

These threads scare the fuck out of me. Why the fuck is hostage taking and psychotic behavior so common among tabletop gaming.

>>20187744
hopefully she got brutally raped in prison and slowly died of aids

>>20186467
>
>Humans
>They fuck everything

ftfy

>>20187601
Really? My French teacher, who was from France, said that you pronounced the p in coup and the ce in grace.

>>20187706

Time for the berserking 3.
Now ever since the whole table incident. 3 had been a little weird, It turns out, he was fucking hot for hambeast.
And watching the love of his life fall for bro his heart was broken. So he became the new fem, always shooting for bro.
But I was the only thing stopping him every time, Bro was MY bro and I wasn't going to let him die.
Time goes on he gets more and more, assholish. Since fem was gone, ham was all over bro, still in casts. She would ask him if he needs help to pee, or undress etc.
She signed his cast with her number and lots of hearts.
This only made 3 more and more angry. It shown in game and at table.
Now since bro was in a wheelchair, he couldn't do much to react, when 3 would flick things at bro, i'm talking playground bully shit. Always making jokes at him.
After 2 sessions Bro decided enough is enough, and he took one for the team. A big one. A ham flavoured one.


>>20187662
DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!
Coming last, bro fucks fem!

>>20187819
The French are very inconsistent

>>20187831
>Coming last, bro fucks fem!

You mean, like, fucks her over, right?

Right?

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>>20187831
>this entire post
>mfw

>all the questions on fem.
GM wife made it her personal business to take her in. She gets out in 6 months, GM wife is going to give her tickets whenever she sees it report her and everything she can to make her life hell. Bro is like her little brother.
Something you all may like, when GM wife caught her, she smacked her in the fucking face and knocked her two front teeth out.

>>20187819
Maybe she's from Occitania? Apparently Meridional French speakers vocalize final e's where most other varieties wouldn't.

>>20187831
>A ham flavored one
Huh, I wonder what he could mean by tha-uhh
Auuugh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-iIfi3SNpw

>>20187831
I really like bro. Please, he doesn't fuck her.

I know what bro would say in this situation.
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

>Going to go to bed
>Suddenly there's bro-chan and the tale of the hamhog
>it isn't finished yet

No.
NO.

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>>20187879
Awesome.

>>20187662
>>20187831

>That feel when you want to be proud you were right, but still want to be wrong for the sake of all that is decent in the world.

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>>20187831
>After 2 sessions Bro decided enough is enough, and he took one for the team. A big one. A ham flavoured one.

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>>20187879
>She smacked her in the fucking face and knocked her two front teeth out

>>20187857
No. He fucked her... He fucked her...

>>20187831
Now bro isn't afraid of some nasty pussy, me and him wingman each other allot, and we have both had to take home a whale or two. Hell I even let bro "Knock me out" to look good infront of a girl. Hit me with a fucking chair the lil prick haha.
But this was something else, but if it would piss 3 off, then he would do it.
He fucked 3. He buried his lil hipster dick in the grand canyon known as her cunt. And he took photos.
And when game time came, he handed them to 3.
On one hand it was funny because it was ham.
On the other hand it was funny to see really awkward crippled bro have sex.
And 3 raged, 3 went berserk. He flipped the table knocking bro back out of his wheel chair.
I can't beat a girl, but I can beat a guy. And I did.

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>>20187966
>He fucked 3. He buried his lil hipster dick in the grand canyon known as her cunt. And he took photos.

>>20187966
How the hell did he even get it up?

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>>20187966
Oh goddammit.

I'm gonna need a palate cleanser.

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>>20187966
>But I can beat a guy
>And I did

>>20187900
Woops! She said you pronounce the ce in grace as s.

has someone screen capped this yet?

>>20187966
He fucked.. 3?

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>>20187831
>. 3 had been a little weird, It turns out, he was fucking hot for hambeast.
And watching the love of his life fall for bro his heart was broken

calling 3 a dick stirs my feels

>>20187819
You do not pronounce the P in Coup.
In fact, if you have OU in a word and the OU isn't followed by at least 2 other letter, you never pronounce the following letter.
Tout -> T isn't heard.
Coup -> P isn't heard.

If you had Coupe, then you would pronounce PE.

As for grace, he's right.
You pronounce the CE, but seriously it's pretty much heard the same way as Grass, unless you're talking with some elitist french that think they are so much better than everyone else.

"Coo duh grass" is still be correct way to say it.

>>20187966
....Can we be friends?

>>20188016
i hope to the emperor that is just a typo

>>20187966
As I mentioned before, I am a bear. Big hairy and strong as fuck.
This guy was about 6ft toned but skinny toned, and he was ready to scrap with bro.
"YO DON'T GET IN MA WAY! I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS"
He swings, I step in and get a nice punch to the face.
He struck first, all lights are green, kill mode engage.
I grab him around the collar and I throw him across the room to the front door, dragging him out by his leg.
If we are going to fight, it's outside, I respect peoples property.
It didn't last very long, and he was getting tossed around like a bitch. He got some good punches in but I'm more of a grappler.
The GM wife game home.
The car pulls up, she gets out, and sees this guy, covered in blood, thrown into the garage door making a nice trail.
"Hey bear"
"Hey gm wife"
He goes inside and according to GM all she said was. "AGAIN WITH THE TABLE!"
After the fight, 3 was only ever seen one last time.

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>>20188050
That makes one of us

>>20188021
Cheers Anon, now I feel informed.
You're doin' a service.

>>20188016
>>20188050
>He fucked 3.
HUGE TYPO!
I'm sorry guys, He fucked the hambeast!

"AGAIN WITH THE TABLE"
GM's wife is fucking awesome.

>>20188070
>After the fight, 3 was only ever seen one last time.
It wasn't to run you or Bro over, right?

>>20188070

>one last time

Damn you.

>>20187879

Normally, I'm completely against police brutality in any fashion.

But I might let it slide in this case, if only because Fem deserved it and needed to be knocked down a few pegs.

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>>20188070
>"AGAIN WITH THE TABLE!"
>my face

>>20188070
You, Bro, GM, and his wife. all of you need medals of honor, for acts of great valor in the face of societies worst.

So wait. Bro's wife, the women who saved all your asses, who seeked vengeance on the femnazi bitch who broke Bro's leg, the one who then proceeded to make it her mission in life to make sure that the person who fucked with her man would rue the day; was fucking cheated on by him! The fuck is this! This was an awesome story OP, up until now. Yes, I mad.

>>20188117
No spoilers, well bro wasn't hurt anyway.

Maybe I should be a massive cocktease and save
Hambeast returns for another day.

>>20188140
lern2readingcomprehension

>>20188144

Please don't.

I need your stories.

They're like cocaine.

>>20188144
i am seconds from flagging this post for acts of terrorism

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>>20188070
>3 was only ever seen one last time

Aw year, here it comes!

>>20188140
That was GM's wife. I wish to call you an idiot, but you just misread. Bro is single

>>20188140
gm's wife, not bros wife.

>>20188140
No, the wife is GM's wife, not bro's wife.

>>20188144
Oh for the love of god don't. Im reading this all out loud to my sister.

>>20188140
GM's wife, not Bro's.

>>20188140
GM's wife, the cop.
Bro has no wife. He is scared of commitment, as his ex's say. Honestly he just hates to be tied down.
Besides most of the girls he meets is through me, and you get weird ones at my job.

>>20188144
It's possible all of us here now won't be there that day.
You wouldn't do that to us, would you?

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>>20185587
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>>20188144
if you do that i'll hunt you down and rape you

>>20188200
No. Do worse. Give him fuel to write more stories like this by personally introducing more horrors to his gaming life.

>>20188216
what if i took all his dice and melted them down?

>Everyone
Alright you guys I'll post. the final.
BUT FIRST!
BONUS ROUND!
When bro fucked fem.
As we mentioned we got Really fucking drunk on session 3.
REALLY! fucking drunk.
So we all stayed at GM's His basement is converted to a bunch of bedrooms and a gym so it's all cool, me and bro stay there all the time.
So it's the middle of the night I hear moaning, oh god hambeast is at it again. But no, its higher pitched. I go to see what the fuck it is, and it's bro, bro is fucking destroying fem doggy style. I laugh and bro gives me the thumbs up then smacks her ass.

NEXT POST!
The last chapter.

Welp I feel like a total ass hole here. This whole time I was thinking GM's was Bro's. I'm afraid I massivly misread.I am terriably sorry OP. Please allow me to commit honorable sudiko In your honor to
atone.

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>>20188227

>>20188227
Depends on if he's a gamer that is superstitious and treasures his dice or doesn't care. If he doesn't care, that does nothing.

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>>20187966
>He buried his lil hipster dick in the grand canyon known as her cunt. And he took photos.
And when game time came, he handed them to 3.

over the line
burn in hell bear

>>20188236

onlythedeadcanknowpeace.jpg

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>>20188238
Samurai Sudoku?

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>>20188236
>bro is fucking destroying fem doggy style. I laugh and bro gives me the thumbs up then smacks her ass.

>>20188236
>>20188236
plot twist out of fucking nowhere
i did not see that coming. at all.

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>>20188070
>ntr a guy and gets away with it
your freind deserved to get slapped around by 3 and so do you
also if the wife is some kind of law enforcement officer why would she leave a guy bloody on her garage door

>>20188260
The only acceptable way!

>>20188300
Off duty.

I'm confused, so bro fucked fem, and the session after fucking fem he killed her character, and then she ran him over, and then he had cripple sex with hambeast, who was lusted after by 3, who bro also fucked? What the fuck am I reading?

>>20188313
a soap opera

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>>20188300

>>20188300
Because Policemen don't always do what's right.
And she might have been off the clock


Ok, while normally I'd feel bad for a guy who got NTR'd, Hambeast is a weeaboo yoai-fangirl hambeast who masturbated during a game of DnD.

WHY DOES ANYONE WANT TO FUCK THAT?!

No sympathy for 3. Sounds pathetic.

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>>20188312
doesnt mean she aint a cunt

>>20188236
Final chapter return of the hambeast.

Hambeast had left when 3 did, our campaign didn't last much longer, I ended up critically failing a fall and died, and bro didn't want to roll solo. So we ended the campaign and went back to our other one.

Now as you can probably guess, bro told ham he didn't like her, and it was all to piss 3 off, he doesn't beat around the bush. But on the upside he also told her 3 was crushing hard, and apparently they got together.
Good for them I say, bro's work is on my drive from my work to home, so we always ride together.
Something I should mention, I'm a tattoo artist.
So one day in shop, guess who walks in, It's fucking hambeast.
"Holy shit ham, how the hell are you"
"Good considering you beat my boyfriend half to death"
"He was about to attack a cripple, what do you want from me"
So I do her tattoo, and we have a laugh about the whole incident. She god a weird symbol on her lower back, apparently its from an anime but I've never seen it before.
So I pull back the curtains for her to wave her out.
3 sees me.
Shit is about to go down.

>>20188313

Pure unadulterated humanity

>>20188327
I WISH soap operas were this cool.

>>20188313
oh jesus its like a cacophonous avalanche of absurdities and hilarity

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>>20188336
>WHY DOES ANYONE WANT TO FUCK THAT?!
why does /d/ want to fuck what /d/ wants to fuck
the heart wants what the heart wants

>>20188338
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

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>>20188338
>So I pull back the curtains for her to wave her out.
>3 sees me.
>Shit is about to go down.

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BRO-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>oh god mah sides

>>20188313
>I'm confused, so bro fucked fem,
Yes
>and the session after fucking fem he killed her character,
Correct
>and then she ran him over,
A while after yes
>and then he had cripple sex with hambeast,
Unfortunately
>who was lusted after by 3,
Yes
>who bro also fucked?
That was a typo
>What the fuck am I reading?
The adventures of bro's magical dick party!

>>20188361
> Heart

Wrong body part, mate

>>20188388
Off topic question. What's the weirdest tattoo someone has ever requested?

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>>20188338
Oh Gork no

>>20188393
heart pumps blood to the benis-bone

>>20188388
Bro never fucked the feminazi. He fucked her OVER, though. There's a difference.

A sexy difference.

>>20188423
He DID fuck Fem though

>F5
>F5
>F5
>F5
>F5
>F5
>F5

>>20188423
see
>>20188236

>>20188423
see
>>20188236
I also misread it the first time.

>>20188338
3 gets up and charges at me
"YOU FUCKING CUNT!"
One of the guys working there steps in
"Woa fuck no, not in here, outside"
"You seriously want me to fight this guy?"
"Yer, I want to see you get your ass whooped by that guy"
"You're a dick"
So guy tells me to take the day off. It was lunch break anyway and bro would be here soon, he just got out of crutches and I don't want him getting back in them.
So I'm standing outside. And we scrap.
Same thing that happened last time really, he got a few good punches in, I got more. I am enjoying myself. He is in full of flail fight mode. We had gone a good half way down the street I throw him to the side as I catch my breath.
"We done here?"
Thats when he rushed me, grabbed me around the stomach, and stabbed me.

>>20188459
>Not using 4chan X

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>>20188461
>>20188463
>>20188423
>>20188434

My bad!

Have my mental image of bro as an excuse.

>>20188459
use 4chan x if you're browsing with firefox, just google it

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>>20188485

>mfw

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>>20188485
oh holy shit muthafukas this be real

>>20188485
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.

What kind of fucking people do you hang out with where there's so many knives and people stabbing eachother? I mean what the fuck

>>20188485
well op now you know
be a dick get the dick

>>20188400
Either cutiemark (The apples) on a middle-aged man.
Or a octopus with this man's dog's face. With the words, you are beautiful on it.

>>20188513
It's England, they all stab each other.

>>20188485
Dude wtf!
Where do you find a bunch of people like that in one group!
That's truly bad luck

>>20188434
shit, I missed that detail as well

>>20188513

He's British.

We have to carry three knives at all times

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>>20188485
Fucking crazy fuckers and their goddamned knives.

>>20188534
>Three knives
>Not four knives, a pistol, pepper spray, a tazer and a shotgun in the trunk of the car.

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>>20188485
>and stabbed me


welp.... OP's a ghost

>>20188553
It's the UK. No Guns Allowed.

>>20188553

>England
>Having rooty tooty point and shootys

>>20188563
Please, not here. Take that back to /v/.

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>>20188555
>implying people always die when they are stabbed

>>20188553
Dude, its Britain, not Australia.