PREVIOUSLY ON LADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST:>Lots of drinking>CLANG CLANG CLANGYou are Blade Woman, your mission is to spread the MORRIGAN virus throughout every single Robot Master in Mega Man history. This is part of Dr. Wily's latest plan, which is hella awesome, like his other plans that involved disguising himself as Mr. X, making buildings shaped like skulls, and stealing an alien energy source for no reason.These are the robot masters you are currently considering having sex with.What do?>_
You have already infected all these guys, and are infected with two other Stalker viruses.See, those are other versions of the MORRIGAN virus. You've already fought and defeated Shade Man, who carried the Demitri virus. Cut Man's JEDAH virus was benign, so you let him go.Still infected with two more, which is bad. Wow, this all seems really stupid.You also selected the following upgrades:>Class - More respectable>Wisdom - You got a Wikipedia in your head>Charm - The less said about this the better, MAXED OUT
A quick listing of what weapons you have, and what they do.
>These are the robot masters you are currently considering having sex with.>sex>robot masters>sexSweet merciful fuck what?no. NO.
>>20350364Chill, brah. It's good fun, if you give it a chance.
>>20350636My apologies, good sir. I have overreacted in my haste. I hereby acknowledge your right to like what I do not like.Please, disregard my most immature post and proceed as you originally planned.
>>20350217Why does that grouping of faces remind me of southpark?
Quake Woman. Let's make that emotionless bitch scream
You decide to go for Quake Woman, and find her in her sparsely decorated quarters sort of just... standing there.
too lazy to finish
>>20350909"Hey, how's it goin'?"
Is there an archive for this quest? Just out of curiosity...
You ask her how she's doing.She says she is functioning adequately.okay
>>20351337"Lemme move your world.""Let's shake things up a bit."hang on, uh...."I bet you like to clang on the floor.">>20351323http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Lady+Robot+Master+Quest
>>20350364Cool it man, Blade Woman is good for a laugh.>>20350217Glad to have you back Bizarro,
You make several puns alluding to her interest in shaking, quaking, and uh... erosion.She says that yes, those are functions she is designed for.
>>20351420Ask her if she'd like to erode our... uh, shit puns are hard, let's just shove her up against the wall make earthquakes.
>>20351420I think… I think we gotta be blunt with her, guys. "How about sex?"
You push her up against the wall and just sort of ask her for sex.Quake Woman initiates sexual protocol.
Properties:>Melee>Shield piercing
Alright, moving on.
>>20351688Magnet Man!
>>20351705Hm. His weakness is from Shadow Man, so… I'm not sure if we have anything that would work.Metal Blade Is kinda like Shadow Man's shuriken. Let's try it.
You decide on Magnet Man.You find yourself at the front desk of someplace, a Sniper Joe greets you. He welcomes you to 'Comment Fonctionnent-ils', the best robot massage parlor around, and asks if you have an appointment.
>>20351819"Uh… no. Im looking for Magnet Man."
You switch to the Metal Blade and tell the receptionist that you're just looking for Magnet Man.He explains that Magnet is the Shiatsu-Guru, and you would definitely need an appointment to see him.
>>20351942Tell him that we have an appointment written down right here, if he'd just look closer. And puff out our chest. Then plant a metal blade in his forehead.
>>20351942"Alright, when's the next available appointment?" Engage all Charm.
>>20352215Lets not get violent, yet.
>>20351678Second result on google gets a ... decent ... one....naaah.
You turn on the charm. Darn, you get a little closer and ask the Sniper Joe when the next available appointment is.He gets visibly flustered and asks if maybe you wanted to ask Magnet Man yourself? He sort of knows the guy, you could say they're friends even, yeah. He could maybe get you in for today, maybe, not promising anything, but maybe he can get you an appointment for... pretty much immediately?
>>20352365"I… guess that would work." Run a a finger down his helmet.
>>20352365>>20352397But lick it first.
You lick your finger, and while running it down the Sniper Joe's face... area, you tell him you suppose that could work.he tells you you can just go ahead and go in now if you want seriously you can do whatever you want
>>20352501"Thanks." Smack his ass, and head in.
Another quest where /tg/ (mostly composed by males) decides to be a girl?Damn you guys... this is weird
>>20352501Tell him his new name is Geartits the Wonderbus.
So go in, duh.
>>20352572Don't forget they'll seduce little girls along the way! Though I think it has a lot to do with the fact that most quest OPs are girls/faggots
>>20352572You're not thinking very far. If the premise is to infect all the robot masters [by screwing], there are merely three females, and that's generously counting Quake Woman. (Hmm. Centaur Man does have a bad case of the booblights.)So, that's like 70/75ish that would be M/M.
You smack the Sniper Joe on the ass and tell him his new name his Geartits the Wonderbus, and move on. He seems confused, but not exactly opposed.You find Magnet Man standing next to an empty massage chair table thing. He does not seem amused, you definitely don't have an appointment, what the hell?
>>20352637Unlike a few others this is played for laughs instead of waifu tru rabu>>20352600Or that DM who can never get a group due to disturbing tendencies
>>20352711>Or that DM who can never get a group due to disturbing tendenciesPuer the Thorned Rose. That is all.
>>20352693"Don't blame me, your secretary told me I had an appointment. I mean, he keeps your calendar, doesn't he? You're a very important figure in Robo-Shiatsu, one has to go through a Sniper Joe and a Giant Springer to get to you! One can't just waltz in to Magnet Man, however much they want to waltz WITH him."charmcharmcharm.
You schmooze up Magnet Man, stroking his ego and heaping adulation up him.He figures you're here now anyway, so if you want one of his famous massages he guesses he can go ahead and work you into the schedule... provided you're able to pay for it.
>>20352935Say you can pay in vaginas.
>>20352724Not ringing any bells
>>20352935"I'm sure I can work something out."
You tell him you're sure you can work SOMETHING out, oh wait, you know! You offer to pay in vaginas.Magnet Man just sighs very loudly.
>>20353265We just realized he's gay, use your metal blades while he isn't looking.
>>20353265Offer to grow a bladedick and fuck him with it.
>>20353265Put a blade between his magnetIts symbolic!
You offer to fuck him in the ass with some kind of blade dick.As interesting as that sounds, do you think he has any shortage of dick, pussy, and ass working in this business? He gets all the robot sex he wants, and quite frankly, you aren't the most impressive one to walk in here. Sex for a massage is a poor business plan, and he knows it.
>>20353469Apologize for insulting his business sense and claim it was all just a ruse to get fucked by the guru of robo loving himself. Claim you're on a pilgrimage of enlightenment to become the Robot Master of Love and you require his dicking to complete your journey. Squeeze out a few robotears if at all possible.
Do we actually HAVE any money?
>>20353135A quest that started about a little boy trying to avoid castration by getting fucked in the ass and only went downhill from there.
Are we still Get Equipped With Metal Blade? Looks like he isn't that weak to it.Quick or Ring Boomerang seem like the next closest, being of Boomerang type like Shadow Blade. Ring, more so.Uh...claim that Geartits the Wonderbus is paying? [no, don't, that won't work]Do we get any money? Offer some.>AwasnappCaptcha thinks we got told.
You consider your options.You did get a pretty big amount of money from that 'negotiator' work you did for King a while back, but Magnet Man's operation here seems real classy, it would probably bleed you dry.You also consider just begging him for hot robot dicking, not an entirely bad idea...You also start flipping through weapons, looks like the Ring Boomerang may have had an impact.
>>20353661"Your field lines run through my processor. I can't help being attracted to you. How about we fuck and you decide if it was worth a massage or not?" At this point, slip a ring over his head (down to pinning arms if you can help it) and tug him close.
>>20353661Tearfully beg for dickings whilst offering him a small sum. Raise the sum once if he refuses. If he refuses a second time, attack and rape.
>>20353702Let's do this. Not >>20353707
>>20353707Let's not merit the creation of a Robosexual Offenders list. It would increase the difficulty rather too much.Ask Magnet Man if Shadow man comes here often.
You slip a ring over his head and pull him in close, and say you can't help finding him so attractive. How about you fuck and decide if that's worth a massage afterwards?He says his old policy could probably use some... revision.
Properties:>Remote controllable
>>20353987When thinking idly about making a Grand Robot Master mode, I realized that weaknesses would be too hard to individually program- you'd need to divide things into multiple elements like later Battle Network games, so Quick Boomerang would be pure boomerang, Ring would be Boomerang, Aim, [and does it grab items?], Metal Blade would be Aimed Sharp Metal...I suspect Bizarro thinks somewhat the same way.Let's go own Flash and/or Bubble Men with the Metal Blade.Fuck, let's go for a threesome why not.
Alright, that'll do it for tonight.Please, join me next time, on LADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST, same time, same board, but on Tuesday night.TRIVIA:Like every other Robot Master, I derived Magnet Man's personality from his Megaman & Bass data.Magnet Man's preferred weakness would've been the Spark Shock, as you lack the Shadow Blade.Magnet Man's massage parlor is french for 'How do they work?'I planned on having a good Quake Woman sprite before this happened but fucked up, I'll make a decent one before next time.You can get up to the second updates for when I do this from my Twitter: https://twitter.com/bizarroDF
