A giant gave me a sword that was forged from hope. I cannot wield it alone.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from doubt, I do not know where I last placed it.
>>20510160You should probably sell it then. I can't imagine a sword that requires two people to use it to be terribly effective.Better to sell it to some noble and get a good price for it.
I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of giants forging swords made out of giants.It is endlessly recursive. To look at it is to see infinity.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from cowardice, now none will stand by my side.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from fate. It is fickle with who it cuts, and often does so without purpose, but if I am strong enough, I can wield it with my own hands.
I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure sarcasm.Oh, its a great sword. Its just perfect. Just what I need
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from betrayal; only my beloved may wield it.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from imagination. The older I grow, the duller it becomes.
>>20510220You made me laugh out loud in a library
>>20510160And I shall help you wield it brother.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from shame. I am the burden that is necessary, and I laugh to hide the tears.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from the Beatles. It breaks apart into four shittier swords, two of which have already rusted into uselessness.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from redundancy. I asked him to forge another.
>>20510237I will receive a sword from a giant forged of procrastination when he gets around to it.
I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of giantsThere are no more giants in this land
>>20510255What? No. Get your own giant-forged sword, you cheapskate.
a giant gave me a sword that was forged from bad decisions, i tried to cut a rock with it, but it broke and stabbed me in the hand
A giant gave me a sword forged from non-physical concepts.I can't stab people with it but I can friday them.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from silence. Those that I kill with it never make a sound.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from destiny. He gave it to me of his own freewill.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from passion. I know not how long I can wield it.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from apathy, the blade is dull and blunt, but no armour or shield can stand against.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from despair. It grows ever sharper as I descend into this place.
>>20510305I think a giant gave SOMEONE a sword forged from being a dick.
I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of the obvious.It was made by a giant and thus too big for me to properly wield.
A forge gave me a giant that was sworded from hope. I alone cannot wield it.
I received from a giant a sword forged of skub.It's a good sword.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from inappropriate responses. I peed on my foot and stuffed a marshmallow up my nose as a sign of appreciation.
>>20510315I don't think I can survive another goddamn Friday.
A giant gave me a sword forged of lies. It will only harm those that matter most to me.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from hatred. Only the blind may use it.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from Pride. When I wield it, stand clear.
A giant gave me a sword, I cant lift it. It was forged for a giant.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from Spiders. It's not so ba- OH GOD THEY'RE CRAWLING UP MY ARMS!
A giant gived me a sword that forged from inappropriate grammar-crackers.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from dreams. I cannot let it go.
A giant gave me a sword forged from avariceI was set upon by bandits who melted it down for the gold
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from love. I fear its blade.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from tourette syndrome.FUCK SHIT DICKHEAD *twitch twitch*
A giant gave me a sword. I gave him eyedrops.
A giant gave me sword that was forged in his mountain homes. He gave it to me blade sided. Into my shoulder. I'm very confident he was just letting my shoulder borrow it, because he took it back really fast. But now he wants my left lateral chest to borrow it too. He's really good at sharing.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from jealousy. Now I have everything.
>>20510377Skub swords are shit.
A giant gave me a sword, if you know what I mean.
A giant gave me a sword forged from tiredness. The longer I wield it, the longer it must remain sheathed.
A giant gave me a sword forged from his degree in liberal arts. Like his choice in career paths he reconsiders letting me weild it.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from empathy. The the edge is infinite.
>>20510469what the fuck are you saying about skub?i'm the most pro-skub man around and i'm not going to stand for this
>>20510456Ask him to forge you some pants while you're at it, skirt boy.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from laughter. I need nothing else.
>>20510377I received from a giant a sword forged of skub.It cleaves not people, but entire societies in two.
A giant gave me a sword forged from lonelinessI polish it twice a day
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from life. It leaves only death.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from betrayal; it kills giants wonderfully.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from adventure. It shimmers so beautifully in the darkness.
Three Giants made a sword from my fathers soul. Now i must save the land from evil.
>>20510517Is the sword a penis?
A giant gave me a sword forged from liberty. When I wield it, tyrants bleed.
>>20510553Do you always ruin jokes?
Well what do you know! I too received a sword forged from hope from a giant. It wasn't what I would call the best of swords, since it existed only as an abstract concept and all.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from stories. It shall never dull nor rust.
A giant goron gave a sword forged out of metal.It broke in half after a day of use.
A giant gave me a baseball bat with a nail in the end. It doesn't do anything special.
A giant gave me a sword forged from flame. The land lays scorched where I've tread.A giant gave me a sword forged from shadows. None have seen what I've done since.A giant gave me a sword forged from light. The land is my canvas, the blood of my foes my paint, the sword my brush.
>>20510553THATISTHEJOKE.jpg
>>20510590Do you always suck my loneliness sword?
A giant gave me a sword forged from faith. Those worthy of wielding it shall never fall.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from eternity. Only he comprehends its power.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from joy. To wield it brings me pain.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from the earth. Nature thrives where it's been unsheathed.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from Diamond. It was expensive
A giant gave me a sword forged from nobility. Even sundered, it does not lose its luster.
A giant gave me a katana forged from steel. It can bisect knights with a simple vertical slash.
A giant gave me a sword made of madness. It has no hilt or scabbard- just several more blades.
A giant gave me a sword forged of iron.It harms what I attack with it.
>>20510658Anything is possible when your giant smells like Old Spice and not a lady.
A giant gave me a sword forged from duty. Those who hold it are bound to service.A giant gave me a sword forged from honor. Only I can keep it sharp, and only once I have fallen can it break.A giant gave me a sword forged from that which is right. Never once have I had to question my actions.
>>20510695A giant gave me a sword forged from Old Spice. It inexplicably comes with its own horse.
>>20510553A giant once gave me a sword forged from stating the obvious. Yes it is.
A giant gave me a sword forged from trust. I fear giving it to others, lest they cut me.
>>20510712A giant gave me a sword that was forged from oysters. Inside were two tickets to that thing I love.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from Diamonds. It is made of the strongest metal known to man.
A giant once gave me a sword forged from charlatanry. He swore it was the only one.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from regret. It grows heavier each day.
rolled 91, 98, 99 = 288A giant gave me a sword that was forged from /d/. Rolling for anal circumference. in yards.
A giant gave me a sword forged from indiscretion. I will be a cruel master to this land.
>>20510770Nice roll.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from pity. It will only cut men weaker than myself.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from shame. It grew lighter when I accept the burden.
A giant gave me a sword forged from lust. It is only sated when it is hilt deep in my foe.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from excitement. I eagerly seek new foes.
A Giant gave me a sword that was forged from Existentialism. I now have to constantly look at the sword in order to know that it is there.
rolled 87 = 87A giantess gave me a magical swor/d/ that transforms into a cute ball-less futa instead of sheaving. Rolling to see the odds of the sword transforming into a futa and the if she rapes me.
A mysterious eldery man gave me this strange demon sword... Shut up sword! You can posses me AFTER my vengeance is done!
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from guns. The guns shoot swords.FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA
A elder man gave me a sword.It was dangerous to go alone
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from stardust. I now feel insignificant on this pale blue dot.
A giant gave me a sword of immortality. Any who posses it cannot die. It also heals anyone it cuts, so long as they intend its wielder no harm. The sword also talks and sings opera like a really annoying Diva with a really adorable Japanese accented voice.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from my self-esteem. It's a piece of shit, but I'm probably not using it right.
>>20510969>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSXnYdgutpk
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from ballin. When I wield it, I can slam jam.
A giant forged me a sword made from fun.Not allowed on /v/ anymore
A giant gave me his swordI couldn't sit down for days
A giant gave me a sword forged from ponies. And there was much rejoicing.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from a wizard.I don't have to explain it.
A giant gave me a sword forged from angst. Now I am the monster that I fight.
A giant forged me a sword made of nostalgia. My old sword was better.
A giant gave me a sword forged from fists. It goes ATATATATATATATATA whenever I swing it, and my foes are already dead.
>>20510590A giant gave me a sword forged from a joke. I broke it.
A giant made me a thousand swords made of dakka. I told him I didn't have enough swords
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from pragmatism. I instantly retired and settled down. This town hasn't sent any adventurers since.
>>20511066But can you Chaos Dunk?
A Giant forged me a thousand blades in return for his family. Turns out one of them was a sack of shit that broke. Chained that cheating bastard to his anvil.
A giant gave me a sword forged of neutroniumIt does d10000 damage, just because
A giant forged me a sword made of Natural 20's. The first strike went completely through the enemy, the earth's crust and into the mantle. I'm dead now but I'm pretty sure the sword is still going.
A wizard gave me a giant made out of swords.
A giant gave me a sword forged from wisdom. I have no need to draw it
A giant gave me a sword made from nihilism. It's poorly constructed and doesn't have a point.
>>20511245>sword of dakka>not choppynigga what
A giant gave me a sword made of this thread. It was awesome and has been archived.
>>20513054I hope you're kidding.
>>20513054>And thus, awesome copy-pasta was born.Like, four years ago. Lurk more.
I recieved from a giant a sword forged from relationships.I can't put it back into its sheath without my group writing in their journals and sharing with one another about why sheath deserves better and that my axe gets no love.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from niggers. It stole its own sword.
A giant gave me a sword forged from /tg/. It was the most powerful weapon I ever used, when it wasn't trying to stab itself.
I watched my beloved fall before my eyes as the blade slipped in. I am overcome with grief. I rebuilt the old bridge and scaled the mountain. I received from the giant a sword made out of time. I gave to the giant a sword made out of time. I descended the mountain and disassembled the bridge. My sense of grief disappears. I watched my beloved rise as the blade slipped in. Her look of alarm vanishes as they ride out of sight ...
A giant gives you a burger.
A giant gave me a sword made out of mithril. It weighs half as much as a normal weapon of its type.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from gender dysphoria. It wishes to be the little plow.
A Giant gave to me a sword forged from pride. It cuts the wrong way, but I cannot set it aside.
A giant gave me a sword forged from loneliness, it is the only blade I wear.A giant gave me a sword forged from rage, it is too hot to wield.
A giant forged me a sword made out of surprises.Turns out it was a gun.
A giant gave me a sword forged from paranioa, my hand is always on the hilt.
A giant gave me a sword forged from paranoia, my hand is always on the hilt.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from boredom. Those who I cut become terribly uninterested.
A giant gave me a sword made of pure brainpower. I never swing it, primarily because I'm too busy running from all these zombies.
A giant made me a sword. He said it was made from the last woman I loved.I love one night stands.
A giant gave me a sword forged from my own penis.It is far to massive to wield.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from loss. I fell down a well, and it was in my hand and sank. Inever got it back. Fucking well.
>>20513803Similarly, it never gets used.
>>20514668..and gets dull after 5 seconds of use.
>>20514691...But all the same, its size is the only thing I'll talk about. I'll even make jokes on the internet about it.It's a letter-opener. Stupid giant.
>>20510929Best. Sword. Ever!
I once forged a sword from my fondest dreams. Its iron was the confidence I lacked, the coke my impressive musculature that I never had. I heated it with the flames of one thousand passionate nights with women that don't exist, I quenched it with the tears of the enemies I never made.But a funny thing happened as I forged this blade. My skill grew, and made me proud of my accomplishments. Molding the steel with my hammer gave me a strength that none could match. My new physique was the desire of every woman, and no husband's household was safe. And thus, I became a giant among men.Tell me your hopes, and I will forge for you a sword.
>>20510733A giant gave me a sword forged from looking down and back up. Everything I hold turns to DIAMONDS.
A giant once gave me a sword forged from questions. This hobbit started following me around.
Once long ago, I was given a ring by my uncle. In response, I was given a sword by a man. For my bravery, an elf gave me his bow. Not to be outdone, a dwarf gave me an axe. I ended up giving a finger for all of them.
A giant gave me a sword forged from swords. He heard I liked swords. So I could cut while I cut.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from Chris Brown. I can only strike women with it.
>>20510315I...smite you?I believe you?I sadden you?I kinda like this sword.
>>20510430I fear your avarace blade was a prototype, for I too wield a sword made of avarace.I desire another.
I, Titannico, am offering you this Giant-forged blade. Alternate points of view were the chief ingredient for this one.And really, you'd be a fool not to take it!
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from my virginity.Now neither of us will be virgins.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from autists. Now I can't into social situations.
A giant gave me a sword forged from song. My feet never weary, and my heart remains light.
Who ever archived this on sup/tg/ thinks this is original. Its year old copypasta already.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from memory.When I do not need my sword it is in my hand. When I do need it, I can not find it.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from understanding. I feel I understand less now: What has my enemies done to wrong me?
A giant gave to me a sword forged from fear. Now none will face me in battle.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from the Irish spirit. I sold my sword and brought myself a beer.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from /x/, it served me well through the darkest of nights, but alas it got worn out. I found the giant and paid him to repair my sword. Now it constantly attract attention to itself and contribute of nothing. I miss my sword when it was brand new.
Cerbec united A giant gave me a sword that was forged from captcha. Now I must utter two nonsense words just to speak my mind.
A giant gave to me a sword forged of steel.I mean, seriously. What else would it be forged out of?
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from sleep. I cannot wield it, for I am too weary.
A giant gave to me a sword forged of the void. It's touch is cold, it's bite is deep, but it's so hard to grasp.
A Giant gave me a sword made from one sided passion.Tell me I asked for it.
I received from a giant a sword that was forged from a sword I received from a giant.INCEPTION
It's an old concept, but I'm pretty sure most of the posts here are original, which makes it worth keeping.The Giant's Sword concept is a really cool one, and I for one am happy to see as many takes on it as possible.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from ingenuity. I keep finding new uses for it.
>>20516857I received from a giant, a sword that was forged from a giant forging swords. I received from my sword, a sword that was forged from a giant that I had received a sword from.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from the coins I paid him. As I had tried to get away with paying the giant almost nothing for his services, it was little more than a dagger.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from Insomnia. I can't seem to let go of it.A giant gave me a sword that was forged from Insomnia. I'll put it down and go to sleep as soon as I get this last bit of rust off.
I received from a giant a sword forged from the dreams of stereotypical, cute puppies. It broke quickly, since bone is very brittle.
I received from a giant a sword forged from adventurers. The hilt is a ten-foot pole.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from peace. It's beneath the ground and rusting.
A giant gave me a sword that was made for the blind. It always strikes true, but rarely does it strike those I want it to.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from justice. Now I can't see anything.
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A giant have me a sword that was forged from history. I keep doing the same things with it.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from regret. It was meant for someone else and I wish I could have told him.
A giant gave me a sword forged from sleep.It is almost always just out of reach and the moment I get my hands on it it suddenly becomes morning and I'm left wishing I could have held onto it for a little longer.
A giant gave me a sword forged of my legend, where others see a glittering blade, made from ore from the dark mountain, tempered in the blood of hundreds, forged in the fires of the giants forge, I simply see a length of sharpened iron.
A giant forged for me a sword made of perspective. It is heavy, dull, and gaudy. Merely lifting it is a chore, and it cuts only with the greatest of efforts. Why did he not forge for me one of the glittering blades I see others using?
A giant forged for me a sword from apathy. It cuts most keenly, but I no longer see any point in wielding it.
A giant forged for me a sword from depression. Merely touching it cuts my hands, its poisonous touch rots all I cut, and even in its scabbard eats at my world... but I deserve it.
>>20516972It somehow makes even the most insipid poster sound witty and insightful.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from sage. I cannot advance.
>>20514821>the cokeSwords have cokes now?
A giant forged for me a sword made from bitter spite. It cuts both ways, but I take the pain, just to hurt them.A giant forged for me a sword made from Malus. Its core was a daemon, its edges pure Spite, bound together with hatred. I wished to wield it against the world, but a damned rogue of a harbor guard took it from me.
>>20517484Coke is a kind of fuel made from coal.
A giant gave me a sword forged from dark powers and good intentions, now where I walk, all turn away; those I love and those I save; but still I march on in silence, for those yet to be saved and those I love.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from prophesy. I will know when I must use it.
It shouldn't take a thread on /tg/ to tell you morons that giants are shitty swordsmiths.
I once forged swords for many humans. Each one complained about his sword ceaselessly.
A giant gave me a sword that was cast from iron. It broke when I tried to use it.
>>20510205A giant gave me a sword that was forged from Popes, now nuns will stand by my side.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from happiness.I cannot wield it for very long.A giant gave me a sword that was forged from semen.Whenever I try to wield it, it ends up hitting everything.
I received from a giant a sword made of mangled Captchas.I'd like to tell you all about it but I keep getting sent back here.
This was the first even /tg/ that I read, back in the day.Just saying I love you guys for keeping the tradition alive and that you made me nostalgia like a mofo
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from mediocrity. It's okay, I guess.
I received from a giant a sword made of self-hatred. Everyday I try to stop it from inflicting pain upon myself.
I received from a giant a sword made of nostalgia. I only wield it when reminded of previous exploits with it, and forget about it soon after
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from potential. It sucks now, but given time and effort, something great will come of it.
>>20517217>2012>not using an 11-foot pole>ishiggitydiggity
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from patience. I use it when the time is right.
A giant gave to me a throne forged out of swords. I wish I need not sit on it.
A giant gave me a sword that was forged from a christmas. I killed someone's parents with it.
A giant gave me a sword forged from sorrow. Only I can sheath it, but it becomes more difficult to do the longer it is drawn.
I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of glass. I asked him to make me a window for my house.
OP I do hope you understand that hope rides alone.
>>20510160Impossible.Everyone knows that Hope Rides Alone.
A giant sword gave me a forge of hope. I've since turned it into a burgeoning shop. I continue to sell economy level weapons imbued with insignificant amounts of hope to the adventuring masses.
>>20510185A giant gave me a sword that was forged from uncertainty. I know where it is, but not how fast it's moving.
>>20519845Your name wouldn't happen to be Heisenberg, would it?
A giant gave me a +5/+10 randart Spear of Draining. I starved to death.
A giant gave me a sword forged from ingratitude. I threw it away and stole a much more awesome-looking sword when his back was turned.
A giant gave me a sword forged of hipsters.Only a dwarf can wield it, for it is so underground.
A giant forged for me a sword with a long grip, to better suit my extra finger. I killed him with it, because seriously, what could go wrong?
>>20519899I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of Inigo Montoya. Prepare to die
>>20517994A giant gave me a sword forged from humor great and terrible, now my sides stand on their own.
A giant gave me a sword only I can't lift it because I'm not a fucking giant.
