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Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)19:59
No.20676474

File: 1347321573613.png-(282 KB, 1034x887, Machine Men.png)

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)19:59 No.20676474

Did somebody say MACHINE MEN?

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)20:01
No.20676495

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)20:01 No.20676495

More like Mechanical Gentlemen, old chap.

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)20:03
No.20676515

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)20:03 No.20676515

I thought you died on us! What thread are we on, 3, 5, 6?

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)20:04
No.20676530

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)20:04 No.20676530

File: 1347321851644.png-(110 KB, 450x250, 57457468.png)

>>20676495

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)20:05
No.20676543

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)20:05 No.20676543

>>20676515
#5 I believe. Tonight i'll just rally up the old voters.

Huruki
09/10/12(Mon)20:08
No.20676576

Huruki 09/10/12(Mon)20:08 No.20676576

>>20676543
OH YEAH, ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)20:10
No.20676587

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)20:10 No.20676587

Previous Threads:

Thread 1 - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20365707/

Thread 2 - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20380019/

Thread 3 - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20406718/

Thread 4 - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20417199/

You're welcome.

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)20:10
No.20676591

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)20:10 No.20676591

Wait what, wheres the last thread on the archive ANGY DOWF?

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)20:11
No.20676602

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)20:11 No.20676602

File: 1347322309197.jpg-(123 KB, 383x484, 1298993268923.jpg)

>>20676474
Eerr.. No? Sorry. I sneezed.

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)20:12
No.20676610

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)20:12 No.20676610

File: 1347322334703.jpg-(28 KB, 484x400, 574587568.jpg)

>>20676587
Most appreciated.

FUNISNOWALLOWED
09/10/12(Mon)20:13
No.20676623

FUNISNOWALLOWED 09/10/12(Mon)20:13 No.20676623

>>20676474
HOLY MOTHER FUCK

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)20:21
No.20676716

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)20:21 No.20676716

>>20676474
DO WANT!
PIC RELATED, NOTHING CAN EXPRESS MY EXCITEMENT!

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)20:22
No.20676737

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)20:22 No.20676737

>>20676716
YOU FORGOT THE PIC SON. YOU GOOFED.

NoFunAllowed
09/10/12(Mon)20:24
No.20676763

NoFunAllowed 09/10/12(Mon)20:24 No.20676763

http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23Machine_Man&server=irc.thisisnotatrueending.com

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)20:24
No.20676765

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)20:24 No.20676765

Sounds like we have four people...I'll wait for two more and then i'll resume.

NoFunAllowed
09/10/12(Mon)20:27
No.20676801

NoFunAllowed 09/10/12(Mon)20:27 No.20676801

Bump

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)20:31
No.20676849

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)20:31 No.20676849

File: 1347323490889.jpg-(45 KB, 1000x576, 648564694680.jpg)

http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23Machine_Man&server=irc.thisisnotatrueending.com

Get your asses in the IRC, once we have five people or more in there i'll know that there is a decent amount of people on and i'll start.

" Loud bellow could be heard in the clouds this morning, it continued for three minutes before stopping. Noone knows what made the sound... "

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)20:35
No.20676886

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)20:35 No.20676886

File: 1347323716538.jpg-(153 KB, 959x700, Mountain God.jpg)

" All that could be felt was the rumbling of the earth, those who attempted to flee would find themselves high above the earth...Their home was alive. "

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)20:39
No.20676931

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)20:39 No.20676931

File: 1347323983801.jpg-(391 KB, 1080x624, 1343932629800.jpg)

" Standing among his fallen brothers, the warrior stood his ground despite his grievous wounds. No weapon could harm him, not now. "

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)20:41
No.20676952

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)20:41 No.20676952

rolled 75, 44, 18, 27, 84, 91, 18, 10, 95, 36, 18, 10 = 526

beep

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)20:44
No.20676985

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)20:44 No.20676985

File: 1347324293383.jpg-(503 KB, 1920x1200, 1343930278239.jpg)

" The sailors ignored the warnings that the old man gave, mistaking his wisdom for lunacy. Mortals were not meant to travel the blue wastes. Not on this planet. "

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)20:45
No.20676988

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)20:45 No.20676988

>>20676931
he ran out of fucks to give that day

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)20:50
No.20677040

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)20:50 No.20677040

rolled 81, 99, 35, 93, 39, 99, 70, 55, 19, 15, 17, 60 = 682

don't mind me. just need someplace to roll mah dice, and i figured you all would appreciate the bumps

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)20:56
No.20677114

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)20:56 No.20677114

>>20677040
Get a damn IRC or something.

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
Last Thread 09/10/12(Mon)20:58
No.20677130

Last Thread Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)20:58 No.20677130

File: 1347325084091.png-(6 KB, 697x453, Map 3.png)

Last time on Civilization Hard Mode: Mountain Machine Men...

1H has been claimed by the depths of the metal mines, the spiders have presumably killed him, we have lost our first semi-sentient machine man. Some lumberjacks built a small hamlet under our mountain and are now chopping trees under our protection. The river has been fed over to the mountain, now we just need to find a way to filter it into the machine mother for added power supplies. Adventurers have sprung up inside the river village, all of them being human. They rest at the local inn. One such adventurer came to us, his name was Bernard. He offered us gold, oil, or a map in exchange for bronze equipment. We took the map and now know a decent deal of information about our local area. We went to one of the caves on the map and found red stones that burnt eternally...

...No sightings of the strange green scaley creatures since they took one of our tinkermen....

Our map.

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)20:58
No.20677137

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)20:58 No.20677137

File: 1347325126225.jpg-(210 KB, 1440x900, wallpaper-660590.jpg)

rolled 45, 46, 6, 27, 70, 70, 55, 87, 6, 63, 80, 33, 35, 34, 67, 61, 87, 33, 64, 34, 50, 8, 70, 3, 79 = 1213

>>20677114
bite me

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)20:59
No.20677148

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)20:59 No.20677148

File: 1347325164546.png-(65 KB, 1000x1230, The Cave.png)

_____________
River Village

Population: 32 Men, 21 Women, 29 Children,

Architecture 2 Story stone houses, inn, wooden bridge, 3 hydroelectric dams,

Important People: Willam (Leader) Brian (General)

Defenses: Good river,
_____________
The Cave

Population: 73 Awakened, 3 Tinkermen, 1 Doublemen, 2 Primemen,

Energy: More Than Enough (Stable)

Architecture: Stone furnace,

Defenses: Fortified interior, fortified entrance /w bronze doors, 5 mountain path outposts /w bronze doors, cavern entrance outpost /w bronze doors,

Armaments: Bronze bodies, bronze swords, bronze spears, stonze shields, stone armor, arm blades,

Technology: Hydropower, tinkermen, bronze tools, smelting, copper metallurgy, tin metallurgy, bronze metallurgy, bricks, mortar, forestry, torches, turbines, electricity, stone molds, leatherworking, herbalism, rope, body modification, copper wires, containers,

Allies: River Humans,
Enemies: None.

Important People: Machine Mother (Leader)

Stockpile: 5 Men worth of damaged parts, 5 brain cores, 5 energy cores, 30 red rocks,

April 20th

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)21:00
No.20677166

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)21:00 No.20677166

Forgot to mention, a small rock fell from the skies and collided with on our mountain-side, from it a giant blue tree has sprung up.

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)21:09
No.20677256

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)21:09 No.20677256

[B1]
Some machine men are sent to study the tall majestic tree, the alien nature of it is so unlike anything in the mountains that the machine men can't possibly compare it to anything else, making the research process quite slow.

The bark seems to regrow if it is damaged, usually only taking a few days before it's healed. When the bark is shown to the lumberjacks they tell the machine men that it smells absolutely horrible, like rotten meat. From hundreds of feet in the air the machine men can just barely make out what appears to be strange spherical black pods that are deep within the foliage of the tree, they wriggle around strangely...

[A]
An outer wall is built just outside the entrance to the home cave, a proper gate is built in the middle of this wall, this gate will hopefully fare better against more determined enemies.
_______
The Giving Tree
A1: Destroy it.
B1: Study it more.
C1: Do nothing.
D1: Your suggestion.
_____________
The Cave
A. Try to improve settlement.
B. Try to improve armaments. (Bonus)
C. Try to improve technology. (Major Bonus)
D. Your suggestion.

Population: 73 Awakened, 3 Tinkermen, 1 Doublemen, 2 Primemen
Energy: More Than Enough (Stable)

April 20th

New Technology: None.
New Weapons: None.
New Architecture: None.
New Defenses: Outer wall infront of entrance /w bronze gate,
New Stockpile: None.

NoFunAllowed
09/10/12(Mon)21:13
No.20677299

NoFunAllowed 09/10/12(Mon)21:13 No.20677299

>>20677256
Warn the lumberjack and continue to study the tree, the black pods specificly
C mess with those red stones some more

Huruki
09/10/12(Mon)21:14
No.20677319

Huruki 09/10/12(Mon)21:14 No.20677319

>>20677256
study the tree, and improve our armor

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)21:16
No.20677344

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)21:16 No.20677344

>>20677256
Continue researching the tree, and wall it off. I have the oddest feeling that it will consume everything we know and love.

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)21:39
No.20677642

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)21:39 No.20677642

>>20677344
Changing my vote to studying the tree and them red stones. But a wall will never hurt.

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)21:40
No.20677652

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)21:40 No.20677652

B1 study tree
C research red gems

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)21:46
No.20677737

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)21:46 No.20677737

[B1]
The machine men try to knock down a black pod with rocks, one even trying to climb up the tree. The pods are too high up to reach, and the bark seems to secrete a strange liquid that makes it impossible to get a grip on it. Further studying reveals that in the place of sap there is cold flowing blue liquid within the tree's core. The pods seem to be growing bigger, a wall would take months to complete as the tree is so tall. The lumberjacks are warned and they agree to stay close to their houses in case it's hostile and tries to attack.

[C]
The red stones are studied, besides what they already know (lights fires incredibly easy by dragging it across coarse surfaces, and that they will even stay on fire inside water) the machine men find that their fire spreads incredibly easy to organic objects, if someone were to throw one of these stones into the forest...The machine men could only estimate how much damage it could cause.
_______
The Fruit Of Sin
A1: Destroy it.
B1: Study it more.
C1: Do nothing.
D1: Your suggestion.
_____________
The Cave
A. Try to improve settlement.
B. Try to improve armaments. (Bonus)
C. Try to improve technology. (Major Bonus)
D. Your suggestion.

Population: 73 Awakened, 3 Tinkermen, 1 Doublemen, 2 Primemen
Energy: More Than Enough (Stable)

April 30th

New Technology: None.
New Weapons: None.
New Architecture: None.
New Defenses: None.
New Stockpile: None.

NoFunAllowed
09/10/12(Mon)21:49
No.20677781

NoFunAllowed 09/10/12(Mon)21:49 No.20677781

>>20677737
B1
B ask one of the lumberjacks if we can borrow a spare axe and make some for ourselves

Just in case

Huruki
09/10/12(Mon)21:56
No.20677847

Huruki 09/10/12(Mon)21:56 No.20677847

>>20677737
B1 use a pole to knock down a pod
C: research ways to weaponize the red stones

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)22:00
No.20677903

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)22:00 No.20677903

B1
B

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)22:07
No.20677994

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)22:07 No.20677994

B1
C study the traits of the redstones

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)22:12
No.20678055

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)22:12 No.20678055

>>20677903
Changing my vote to
B1
C

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)22:30
No.20678239

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)22:30 No.20678239

File: 1347330610898.jpg-(309 KB, 695x780, 357485734.jpg)

rolled 3 = 3

And so it begins, the great shit storm of our time...

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)22:40
No.20678349

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)22:40 No.20678349

[B1]
Poles don't work, the tree is hundreds of feet tall, nothing at the Machine Mens' disposal could reach the pods. However the tree itself is studied further, it would seem that once the bark leaves the tree it decays into a rancid jelly substance. They note that the decayed jelly is corrosive and may be able to become useful if used properly.

[C]
The red stones are further studied, the rocks are hard and opaque, and if exposed to intense sunlight seem to combust on their own. This presents a problem, since the only way they can be extinguished is by burrying them in cold soil, in the future it may cause city fires if they're left laying around. When they attempt to weaponize it they fail miserably, they try to set up bronze plates to reflect sunlight all over one of the red stones, the rock ends up exploding into tiny bits from all of the energy, nearly claiming a few lives.

The bulbous pods are shaking much more violently now, so much so that one pops! From it a small abomination is born, it's wings flutter at incredible speeds, keeping it airborne, it had two eyes on it's face and one on the top of it's head, it's legs and arms have sharp claw appendages at the ends, and a huge mouth that easily stretches across it's entire body. The strange creature clicks and screeches wildly, as if trying to communicate. It immediatly starts eating the blue leaves of the true, making lound munching noises. The creature is easily killed however, as one of the machine men chucks a spear hundreds of feet into the air and imaples the beast, they bring it in to study it but the creature disolves into the same corrosive jelly that the tree bark does.

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)22:42
No.20678375

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)22:42 No.20678375

One thing is for certain however, there must be hundreds of pods in that tree...And more will hatch soon...

One of the lumberjacks reports that there is a strange hooded man in their hamlet, asking for a few days rest, he says he can pay in precious metals.
__________
The Stranger
A1: Welcome him, accepting his offer.
B1: Kill him and take his stuff.
C1: Refuse.
D1: Your suggestion.
_____________
The Cave
A. Try to improve settlement.
B. Try to improve armaments. (Bonus)
C. Try to improve technology. (Major Bonus)
D. Your suggestion.

Population: 73 Awakened, 3 Tinkermen, 1 Doublemen, 2 Primemen
Energy: More Than Enough (Stable)

May 10th

New Technology: None.
New Weapons: None.
New Architecture: None.
New Defenses: None.
New Stockpile: None.

Anonymous
09/10/12(Mon)22:44
No.20678395

Anonymous 09/10/12(Mon)22:44 No.20678395

A1

B we need a way to kill those things as soon as they hatch

Huruki
09/10/12(Mon)22:51
No.20678458

Huruki 09/10/12(Mon)22:51 No.20678458

>>20678375
A1
B

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)23:15
No.20678720

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)23:15 No.20678720

[A1]
The lumberjacks allow the passerby to stay in one of their beds for a couple nights, the man gives them ten white circular pieces of metal which he calls 'coins'. The coins are soft and smooth to the touch, and is given to the machine men. The cloaked man leaves afterwards.

[B]
The machine men find that if they light the red stones and sling them at the enemy with leather slings they can cause some serious damage and spread fire. They do so, it works well against the alien creatures, and they kill quite a few. But in the end the tree shrivels up and dies and a swarm of dozens of the aliens escape into the open sky to terrorize some other village...
_____________
The Cave
A. Try to improve settlement.
B. Try to improve armaments. (Bonus)
C. Try to improve technology. (Major Bonus)
D. Your suggestion.

Population: 73 Awakened, 3 Tinkermen, 1 Doublemen, 2 Primemen
Energy: More Than Enough (Stable)

May 20th

New Technology: None.
New Weapons: Fire sling,
New Architecture: None.
New Defenses: None.
New Stockpile: None.

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A
09/10/12(Mon)23:24
No.20678819

Angrydorf !GKOL8m.b8A 09/10/12(Mon)23:24 No.20678819

Can't say i'm not surprised, this was destined to be a short thread. For everyone that saw this the next thread will be on friday at 4:00 PM PST. Thread archive link will be below.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=angrydorf

Anonymous
09/11/12(Tue)01:12
No.20679917

Anonymous 09/11/12(Tue)01:12 No.20679917

God fucking dammit, this is what I get for taking the time to read the archives.

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