>>20709419

But even beyond those, anyone can look at you and say that you're...unique, in a way. For someone who's supposed to be just a year shy of high school senior age, you're tall - enough to tower over everyone else in the Officio, even when untransformed (the legs do add a handful of inches, which you do not mind at all).

Despite your less than gentle upbringing in a gulag managed solely by your father, your figure filled out rather nicely, and you've managed to take care of your hair enough that you could let it grow out and not worry about it frizzling at random times during the day.

Your skin, pale enough to draw comparisons with porcelain and fresh milk, is free of blemish - if you overlook the scars you've earned during your career, that is, but you can easily hide them under your clothes, so they are a moot point.

These are all fine, though. You are not ashamed of them. Far from it, you've made it quite the habit to flaunt these differences that set you apart from the standard Magical Girl, to distinguish yourself from the rest of the magical masses. Not that you need any help standing out, of course, with your hands and legs being just slightly on the wrong side of rapey - but you'd be lying if you denied that they didn't help in any significant way on your path to becoming the 9th Incubator's Warmaster.

[1/2]

>>20709423

What you know never helped was your tongue.

Your slightly-longer-than-average tongue, which Malal herself had described as something out of a fetish video. It doesn't really cause you any problems with swallowing or talking or so on, and you can taste just fine with it - but you're secretly ashamed of it. Even if you're the only one in the Officio who could lick her own elbow, or the tip of her nose. You even scared a few novices with it, after inadvertently letting them see you eat ice cream off a cone.

Well, they looked scared, but they were blushing when they ran off, so.

Yes, this is your deep dark secret. Your tongue. You're sensitive about it enough that your aide even uses it to poke fun at you.

You are hilariously pathetic.

You should tell your aide to make a note for you: to find a better deep, dark secret for you to keep. If she cannot find one, she has to make one.

Because you do not want anyone to talk about your longer than average tongue after you die.

[2/3]

>>20709427

Freakishly long body parts aside, you are Valnikov Kharn, current Warmaster of the 9th Incubator's Officio Assassinorum. You have a thousand Magical Girls under your command. Your favorite weapon is a two-meter long black chainsword with monomolecular teeth. You fondly call it Skulltaker in public and lovingly maintain it in private. You have an almost unhealthy fondness of Jolly Roger sour candy, skulls and blonde women. You like to take it easy as much as you can.

And you are about to ask your Incubator's permission to go to all-out war.

Or well, waiting to ask him, anyway. He's on a call.

It's the reason why you've invaded his office. Even after being trained from day one that it is not a place to blithely barge into, no matter your rank or reason for doing so. The rather pretty girl at the receptionist's desk had tried to put up a token resistance at your arrival, but you simply waved her away, promising her that she won't get in trouble for your flagrant disrespect of authority.

Kyuubey, of course, is understandably irritated. At least, you think so, by the way he seems to nod at your arrival before continuing to talk to whoever it is he's talking to on his headset of his, while in front of his multi-screen computer thing. You wonder if he had his headset custom-made for him. It seems to be, you're not sure if a normal one will actually fit him properly.

Well, maybe he's not irritated at all, but you can never really tell with these mutant cats.

You let out a sigh. You are no good with waiting.

What do you do?

[]Eat another candy to pass the time.
[]Look at what Malal is doing beside you. She seems to be messing about with her tablet, again.

>>20709436
>[x]Bother Malal.

>>20709436
>[X]Look at what Malal is doing beside you.
She better not be writing memos about our tongue.

>>20709436
>[]Look at what Malal is doing beside you. She seems to be messing about with her tablet, again.
Our candies are limited and must be saved for special occasions. We should seek out more when possible.

>>20709436
[x]Look at what Malal is doing.

>long tongue
Kharn confirmed for inventing the tongue trick

>>20709436
>[X]Peep at Malal.

>>20709436
[x]Bother Malal.
>>20709435
heh

>>20709436
Look at Malal. Ponder acquiring a candy factory

>>20709436

I will second the Malal bothering chorus.

>>20709436
[x]Look at what Malal is doing beside you. She seems to be messing about with her tablet, again.
Maybe try to see what she's doing on her tablet.

>>20709427

>You should tell your aide to make a note for you: to find a better deep, dark secret for you to keep.

Damn straight, it's not a very good secret if your every conquest is going to learn about it the old fashioned way.

Ok, here is something I've been thinking about from the last trend.

What happened is that the third incubator staged a fake rescue mission and his squads were ordered to stab ours in the back.

However the thing is was that they were ordered to leave Mami alive.
Why do they want Mami? What is so special about her?

Thinking back, QB mentioned that the other incubators were getting reports of the gold weapons. It must have been found out by now that while gold weapons are dangerous, gold weapon welders are deadly.

So the possible motive of the third incubator is that he somehow heard about Mami's gold weapon and wanted to add her to his arsenal

>Kharn self-conscious about length of tongue

Can she be any more adorable?

>>20709536

I thought the implication was that there was no order to leave Mami alive, the MG team leader just wanted to leave her alive as a rape slave. For a while, at least.

>>20709536
We don't know it was the incubator, and we're just assuming the warmaster was in on it.
No reason not to juice them anyway!

>Long, presumably prehensile tongue

Well. That explains a lot of why Souji likes her so much. Her blowjobs must be epic.

>>20709565
Oh, right, their Warmaster is going to meet with us.

Decapitation strike, ahoy!

>>20709581
In more ways than one.

>>20709581
distract with tongue, then decapitate.

>>20709574
>blowjobs
Makin' some assumptions on what he's into there, aren't you?

>>20709581
Are we supposed to be meeting at their building, ours, or some neutral territory? Or do we not know yet? I, for one, am fully expecting them to demand Mami give a formal apology for her subordinate's actions, and then ambush us. Or try to, at least.

>>20709436
Become member of KISS

>>20709603
>Souji wants to be the little girl

>>20709436
Talk with Malal.

Must preserve candy.

>>20709603
The itinerary a couple threads ago only said that Kharn was to meet with their Warmaster to discuss Murderface's little murder spree. Other people weren't mentioned, but that doesn't rule them out.

I'd be amused we both went into the meeting plotting to take out the enemy Warmaster. My bet would be on Kharn even if this weren't a flashback.

>>20709603
I am basing on statistical probability.

Blowjobs are much more common than prostate tonguing or tongue deep-throating.

Why do we not ambush her before she gets to the meeting spot?

Or does the 3rd War Master knows that we know?

>>20709632

>Prostate
>Deep throating

You are giving me strange ideas anon.

>>20709603
Oh no no, Mami is going nowhere near this.

>>20709632
>>20709638
/tg/ - Hentai/Alternative

>>20709632
S-stop giving me ideas, Anon-Kun! I'd be lynched for writing up Hetero Kharn Fapfics.

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Eat a candy then pester Malal.

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>>20709652
>MFW Sound Marine Murderface.

>>20709652
>not writing fapfics of Souji being the little girl for Kharn and still getting blueballed

>>20709632
>dem hands
>dem feet
>confirmed she has perfectly normal feel of touch in them

Normaly such tongue would be dominating asset, but in setup like this, it's just one of the many options.

Also, the writer of the peanut butter fanfic and other works, including the alpha centauri one.

Amazing work. I never got to say this before, but I am entertained.

>Entire thread is Tongue in butt

Goddamnit, we don't need another quest turning into MSQ

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And for the anon who requested this in the previous thread, in case you missed it at Deculture's twitter.

>>20709685
A bit late there.
I mean have you seen these Kharn flashbacks so far?

>>20709689
awesome

Hey Deculture, are you going to be running the quest at this time from now on? Because 2:30AM start time means I'll be missing most, if not all, future threads.

>>20709675
I am the writer of those fanfics. Thank you, Anon. You've made my day today.

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>>20709685
The expession is "tongue in cheek", Anon.

>>20709456 >>20709478 >>20709480

You shift your weight from leg to bladed leg, before inching ever so carefully and slowly to the side, insinuating yourself into the sphere of privacy that Malal had learned, long ago, to forget ever enjoying whenever you are around. You manage to do this to the point that you are literally mashing yourself up against the side of your shorter and definitely more reliable aide - and to her credit, she is holding up against this stark intrusion of personal space very well, even if the side of her helmet is basically being pressed against two soft yet insistent, leather-encased intruders.

"Kharn?" She says after a moment, not missing a beat in typing out what looks to be random numbers, phrases and letters onto the tablet. You're not at all in league with computers or this kind of technology, but you do recognize that she seems to be coding something. Some sort of program, but that's as far as you can tell.

"Yes, Malal?"

"...Remember the talk we had about my respecting my personal space?"

You nod. "Yes, of course I remember."

"And what did we learn, then?"

"That I will never, ever respect your personal space no matter how much you beg or plead?" You say, smiling down at her.

A bereaved sigh, and some muted grumbling. "You snow shoveling yokel."

"Nebbish seaweed-eating pleb."

A moment of silence, with the exception of Kyuubey's muted murmurings into his headset.


"Malal," You whisper, secretly, conspiratorially. "Malal."

[1/2]

>>20709698

His schedule got changed at work, so for about one month until it gets changed back.

>>20709698
Ironically, this start time means i'm actually able to participate now that now that classes have started.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

>>20709711
Now I sort of want to see a picture of Malal trying to work while Kharn is performing this marshmallow hell on her.

>>20709735

It'd basically look like a motorcycle helmet with Micky Mouse ears.

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>>20709735

All I've got is this other request from the previous thread.

>>20709753
Thanks again for that! <3

>>20709711

"Hm?"

"What is that you are doing on your tablet?"

"Coding. Something I picked up." The Culexus doesn't miss a beat in her tactile input. "Trying to make sure that everything I do on this thing is secured by multiple passwords. This way, if it gets stolen, any pertinent information in here is locked away." She shrugs her shoulders. "Don't really know if it'll actually work, but it's a nice way to spend the time."

You rap your knuckles gently on her helmet. "You are such a nerd, sometimes, Malal."

"Yes, well, some of us have other interests than getting other Magical Girls into bed during downtime, Kharn." The smile on your aide's voice is clear despite the vox-corruption. "And no, I'm not going to join in the next time. I'm not into blondes. I prefer a different shade of curtains."

That is much too bad, but Malal will be Malal.

You open your mouth to retort when Kyuubey clears his throat, one paw reaching up to pull down the headset, letting the contraption fall onto his neck.

"If you two have finished with the gutter humor, I am ready to receive you, as...sudden as this impromptu meeting is." Kyuubey's chair swivels around automatically, the large black leather seat turning to reveal the Incubator, the multiple screens behind him switching off. "Kharn. Malal. What do I owe the dubious pleasure of this visit?" Much like a cat, he clumsily pulls the headset off of his neck. "That was the Warmaster of the Eighth, by the way. She sends her regards, and hopes that you'll stay alive long enough for her planned sabbatical to Japan next year or so."

[2/3]

>>20709746
I thought their helmets were less motorcycle more actual skull helmets?

>>20709784
>"Coding. Something I picked up." The Culexus doesn't miss a beat in her tactile input. "Trying to make sure that everything I do on this thing is secured by multiple passwords.

Malal set up our goddamn phone-diary. Calling it now.

>>20709784
Just how many girls of the various officios has Kharn slept with?

We should ask Malal just what shade she goes for, and what colour her hair is under that helmet as well if we don't already know

>>20709784
Malal invented the password diary app for our cellphone, calling it now.

>>20709788

Actual skulls are kind of hard to make helmets out of since they're small, oddly shaped, and full of holes. It's like peeling an orange and trying to make it cover a grapefruit.

>>20709784
>I'm not into blondes. I prefer a different shade of curtains."

I am betting on Long, black hair, pale skin and Russian Accents?

>>20709811
Nice try Bitch nigga, but too slow for anon

>>20709784

Hnh. It's been a while since you heard from Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake.

You should probably tell her to bring you a bag of Jolly Rogers before she flies here all the way from the Americas, yes? You nudge Malal for it, and she grumbles that she'd already made the note.

"Well? What is it, Kharn?" Kyuubey says after a moment, tilting its head slightly as it looks at you. "Surely you've got a reason for barging in here? I would assume it's important, more than making the Fourteenth Incubator's Warmaster miss her flight."

And that confirms that he's irritated. You should probably be careful.

How do you reply?

>>20709811

Well, now we know why she vanishes later, Murderface kills her for fucking putting different passwords on every entry of a goddamn diary.

>>20709788

They've been described as having visors, the skull painted on, and Deculture posted a picture of Akira in all her biker chick glory as culexus.jpg

I work with what I find.

>>20709820

We need to kill ALL of the third officio. Just letting you know.

>>20709820
"I was planning on declaring war on the 3rd officio, and was hoping there wouldn't be too much red tape to cut through; it jams up skulltaker."

>>20709685
Trolls trollin' trolls, chum.

QB, can I please kill the 3rd officio please? Sugar please? With cinnamon crunch on top?

>>20709820
No that was of vital importance.
This is a close second though, it turns out that the third double crossed us, the girl saved Tomoe Mami from an attempt at capture and prevented the loss of her team by killing those eversor.
I am requesting that we mobilize against the third immediately in retaliation

>>20709820
I have determined that teh "Incident" with Girl A and the THrid's eversors was a setup, intended to kill our Mami, And was foiled in messy, efficient fashion by Girl A. Appropriate punishments have been handed out, excepting the need to kill the Thirds forces. All of them.

>>20709820
"I have interrogated Girl A, and Mami Tomoe. The joint operation with the Third Incubator's forces were a set-up; Girl A overheard them planning to backstab our squad, and being unable to communicate with her squad leader, took independent action to terminate them before they became a threat.
"Now, I want to go over there and kill everyone they have and take apart the Third."

Actually, wait, the Third's an Incubator. How do we kill him? Destroying his body just means he pulls another one out of storage.

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>Your slightly-longer-than-average tongue, which Malal herself had described as something out of a fetish video

>>20709820
>That name, Decu. That. Name.
"I have reason to believe that the third incubator's Eversors intended to betray you, slay your minions, and kidnap Tomoe Mami. Their perfidy was unintentionally uncovered by Girl A while she was in the process of slaughtering them for a lesser offense. I request your authorization to exterminate the Third Officio."

>Licktit honoll
Oh god, even the captchas are lewd when Karn is around.

>>20709860
Kyuubs will handle that probably.
We need to take the thirds forces apart though

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>>20709795
>Malal set up our goddamn phone-diary. Calling it now.
>Malal's face when

>>20709869
Kharn's aura of lewdness is so prevalent that it extends beyond the reaches of her medium

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>>20709735
Thrown together with my brilliant mastery of Google image searching and MS Paint.

Undoubtedly one of our drawfriends will be able to produce something much more appropriate, but I felt this needed some form of representation. Enjoy. Or crucify me. Either way.

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>>20709536
>Why do they want Mami? What is so special about her?

..Is there even ONE person in this goddamn Thread who wouldn`t want ALL DAT MAMI for himself?

>>20709896
This is way more awesome that it should be.

>>20709536
>Why do they want Mami? What is so special about her?
Likely reason? Golden rifles.

Reasons we officially know/are allowed to act on?
She's kyubey's chief Vindi at this point, and everyone's favorite girl

>>20709830
Ah I must have missed Deculture posting that.
I just figured culexus = actual skull shaped helmets since 40k references

Well you see, the whole hing with girl A was a set-up to capture or kill some of our magical girls. So in conclusion I want to take everybody here to go kill everybody over there.

>>20709923
Actually, as Warmaster, would Kharn know about the Golden Weapon stuff? She did seem to hint to Chiaki that details about them were restricted to Warmaster-level clearance with the whole "You're not allowed to know that because you aren't Warmaster yet" thing when we asked.

>>20709903
I'm more of a Kyouko fan, but yeah, have to admit that Mami also has her appeals.

>>20709903
on that note.
please be gentle this is my first OC
based on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahqu1nd3Zu8
[KHARN]
Everybody ought to have a Mami,
Everybody ought to have a working girl,
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl
To make you lots of Pancakes.
Everybody ought to have a Mami,
Everybody ought to have a Magical
Consistantly congenial
And quieter than a Kyuubey.
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious,
Taking out the Witches,
Neat as a pin.
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,
Sweeping out,
Sleeping in.

Everybody ought to have a Mami,
Someone who you hire when you're short of blood
To offer you the sort of help
You never get from a bodygaurd:
Fighting up the stairway,
Shooting out the windows,
Killing in the bedroom,
Buttering up the pancakes,
Puttering all around the house!
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious,
taking out the witches,
Neat as a pin.
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,
Sweeping out,
Sleeping in.

Everybody ought to have a Mami,
Someone who in fetching you your Pancakes will
Be winsome as a whipporwill
And graceful as a flintlock:
Skittering down the hallway,
Flittering through the parlor,
Tittering in the pantry,
Littering up the bedroom--

[KHARN & MURDERFACE]
Twittering all around the house!

>>20709932

I like how this one is phrased.

>>20709946
Stick around after chikuwa...

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>Kyuubey's chair swivels around automatically, the large black leather seat turning to reveal the Incubator

"We met again, Mr. Bond."

>>20709953
I think you just described the entire driving force of the plot.

>Why Mami has a Golden Weapon
>Why an incubator betrayed another for Mami
>Why pancakes solve all the problems
etc...

>>20709968
Why wait til Chikuwa when they can read it now between posts?

>>20709973
>the mental image of QB petting tiny bald dude on his lap
Make it stop!

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>>20709869
I'm glad I'm not the only one who got the Dethklok references.

>40K
>Idol Master
>Madoka (plus 2 other mangas set in the same universe)
>Dethklok
This probably isn't an exhaustive list. Not by far.

Loving this so much.

>>20709942
Added to the post-flashback to do list:

>Apparently, we need to inform Kharn that Souji said she has nice... Mamis.

>We also seem to have forgotten to share Mami's greetings with Kharn

>Get an Ushanka hat for Kyouko.

>If we have to go under for a month to resist the corruption, we should let everyone who likes us know we'll be delayed. Luckily, this is a very short list. (Mami, Kyouko, Iori, am i missing anyone?)

>We may want to call [Kaname Madoka] and [???] again sometime to see if they start working.

>In addition to the killswitch, we can apparently track and 'take control' of Midori through the soul link, which could be... interesting. We might try it to see how it works. (We could literally make her hips move on their own!)

>On the subject of green and eager, I don't think we've ever specifically told Midori about the connections between Pinky, the Gold Weapons, and the Flesh of Fallen Angels.

>Oriko is still out there and probably still incredibly mad. We should keep an eye on that, she could easily make a wish for vengeance.

>Fabiola's meido boss has issues she'll want to pester us about eventually.

>We might ask how and how much Kharn knows about golden weapons.

>After all else, remember, Betrayer gonna Betray.

Additions, deletions, discussions points, please.

>>20709990
Oh god someone is going to post the picture of the guy cosplaying as OB now.

Why does that image freak me out so much?

>>20709989
I don't like to story while Deculture is storying.

Cooks in the kitchen, and all.

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>>20709980
>>20709953
>>20709903

TIME FOR HERESY!
Spoilered because it contains highly blasphemous material. Not for the faint of heart.

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>>20710014
Huh, I managed to forget the spoiler AND post the wrong image.

>>20709980
putting the rest in pastebin because long.

and even though its a song and dance number, i still see Murderface trying to maintain her deadpan.

http://pastebin.com/ETqzx3b1

>>20709932

I am for this anon.

>>20709996
also:
>Black Lagoon
>RailDex
>Black Rock Shooter
>Stein's Gate
>MadWorld
plus delicious OC-do-not-steal (aka the best girl)

>>20710027
>that image

Oh God my heart.

>>20709903
I don't like drillhair.

>>20709997
>Midori
>We could literally make her hips move on their own!

>implying we would have to

>>20710038
That's a pretty poor excuse.

>>20710034
Also the girl that the Baron got the bangles from, is one of Deculture's design.

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>>20710004
Because Kyubey is one creepy motherfucker.

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>What if the Betrayer gets that name because of what she does to the 3rd, not what she does to Murderface?

Anyway, time to war!

>>20710034
Also Nanoha, Kamen Rider and Max Payne

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>>20710004
Happy to oblige.

>>20710027
｢I can't take this!｣

>>20710034
>Black Lagoon
>RailDex
>Black Rock Shooter
>Stein's Gate
>MadWorld
Fuck how could I forget MadWorld and RailDex, wait when did Black Lagoon get referenced? Also what's a Black Rock Shooter and a Stein's Gate? One sounds like a shot and the other one sounds like a medieval poem.

Also, thought of another:
>Fifth Element
>"You're the kind of person that, when given a gun, asks what the red button on there underside does."
Can't go forgetting the classics.

>>20710065
Fuck you

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>>20710038
What's not to love about drills

inb4 they want Mami for spiral power

>>20710065
oh dear god why?

>>20710062
My current theory is that Murderface screws up in some manner that puts Malal at odds with her, and Kharn chooses to save Murderface at the expense of Malal, thus gaining her moniker and possibly also being the incident that had her exiled to Siberia.

>>20710068
Roberta and Garcia

>>20710068
Kharn's design is a combination of characters from Black Rock Shooter, and Stein's Gate. Not particularly familiar with them, though.

Black Lagoon is the maid and her master, who Iori is staying with.

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>>20710065
... that is not something somebody should see so soon after waking up...

>>20710068
>wait when did Black Lagoon get referenced?
Fabiola the Maid, Garcia, and Head Maid who is likely to be Roberta.

>Black Rock Shooter
Media franchise and anime.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Rock_Shooter

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On the subject of mami. Just see what Decuture put on twitter!

>Idea for five Golden Weapon witch found, stolen, saved.

So unless five golden weapon witch is a title. We could have a visit from the person in the picture!

>>20710071
Golden weapons run on spiral power. Mami has the most, because she is the most hopeful of the cast and she has golden drills.

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>>20710004
And to freak you out some more: It`s from a japanese porn flick.

>>20710077
>Roberta
Roberta was only briefly mentioned, the maid we met was Fabiola.

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>>20710095
... what...

>>20709536
Pancakes.

>>20710076

I don't think Murderface wod end up at odds with Malal. Pinky mentioned her when berating Chiaki on her choice of friends and acquaintances. If they were at odds and feuding, I think Pinky wouldn't have bothered mentioning her then.

>>20710099
Yeah but she was mentioned
I didn't say we only met those two but they are probably the more noticeable of the characters from that series that were in the quest

>>20709869 >>20709932

Kyuubey seems to blink at just what you've said, the gravity of your words not exactly sinking in as quickly as you hoped they would, but at least they're getting there. "Those are very serious accusations, Valnikov Kharn. Accusations that you don't throw around lightly. Just like a complete mobilization order isn't something you generally talk about haphazardly, even in jest."

Malal glances at you, before stepping forward with her tablet. "Sir, I do have the recorded statements of Girl A and Mami Tomoe here. I can play them back for you, if you'd like--"

Kyuubey shakes his head. "Kharn, what you are suggesting is that my own brother has conspired against me. The Third Incubator is one of the few in this misbegotten planet that I trust; he arrived here long before I did and helped me get started." Despite the obvious indignation in his words, Kyuubey's voice does not change from its young, inquisitive tone at all, making you wonder if he is simply reading from a script or not actually equipped to convey emotion. "As trustworthy as Tomoe Mami's word is, I find it difficult to sanction a complete purging of my brother's Officio, simply because of a rescued urchin finding a reason to murder three Eversor Squads."

Another sigh, before Kyuubey looks down pensively at the floor, tail swishing back and forth, almost in a mesmerizing fashion.

"Did Tomoe Mami hear these threats herself? Or was this something that Girl A herself told you, only?"

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>>20710092
>Golden weapons run on spiral power.
>Spiral power
>Spiral
>Uzumaki

>>20710134
Time for the betrayer to earn her name
We gotta lie to the cat in order to go have fun and claim skulls

>>20710134

Oh, so the magical girl company wasn't Coobies idea?

>>20710076

I think that there may be a greater plot behind all this. Perhaps the information that Murderface overheard was falsified? Or Malal is misleading Kharn and planting evidence for ominous reasons not known to us?

For someone like Kharn to be exiled and stripped of her rank (and given a nasty title that she bears willingly), it must have been something serious. Being subverted by her closest subordinate and executing an unjust purging of an allied Officio on false evidence would probably qualify.

>>20709997
All very important, I had forgotten some of that stuff. Hopefully most of it won't take too long.
>>20710076
I think it could be something along those lines.
For a moment I thought The Betrayer title might be something to do with this war we might engage in. My original theory was that Murderface had done something, like killing Malal or a load of innocents, and then Kharn had taken the rap for her.

Given that we know that whatever makes Kharn go to Siberia doesn't happen for something like six months though, it's much more difficult to say. All I can guess is that it involves the 'hunting' they went on.

>>20710167
How would Malal have gotten Murderface to say what the eversors said though

>>20709973
KYUUBEY HAS THE DRAGONBALLS

>>20710134

You blink at this, before turning to Malal for confirmation. She shakes her head, and you reply accordingly. No, Tomoe did not here these threats, because she was a floor above. She did confirm the Eversor Squads being lax in moving to help them, though--

"We do not wipe out a single Officio because of incompetence, no matter how much that's justifiable." Kyuubey cuts you off. "I will require more proof to sanction this purge." The Incubator shakes its head, and for the first time you are struck by how disturbing the effect of its unchanging facial expression when it's clear that Kyuubey is quite incensed. "Otherwise, we will consider this matter settled and forgotten. Chalk it up to incompetence, or simply negligence due to complacency. I will arrange for Tomoe Mami to have an armed escort in the meantime."

How do you respond?

>>20710134
Is this where Kharn and Murderface become buddy cops to BUST THIS CASE WIDE OPEN?

Because that would be the greatest thing ever.
If QB says "You're off the case Kharn." SHIT IS GOING DOWN!

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Spiral power, you say?

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>>20710134
I really hate Kyuubey. Rrrrreeeeaaaaaallllllyyyyyyy hate.

>>20710180

In this highly speculative and tin-foil hatted situation, Malal didn't force Murderface to say anything. In this instance, she may have had a Culexus (or Callidus?) subordinate tailing them undetected, and mimicked one of the Eversor's voices and revealed the falsified ambush plans.

>>20710201

>Response

If I didn't know any better, Incubator, I'd almost say that your emotions are clouding your judgement.

>brace for impact

>>20710201
"Very well then, I will go and meet with the 3rds Warmaster and see what I can learn.

Incidentally, the girl responsible is no longer a concern."

>>20710201
"Very well. I will find this evidence. In the mean time, I will tell the Third's Warmaster that Girl A has been terminated from our employ."

>>20710201
"You will have your proof, and i will have my skulls. All in time, your Fuzziness."

Time to go antagonize the Third Warmaster!

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>>20710201
'Are you letting your personal feelings interfere with the running of this Officio?'

>>20710218

It is like someone combined 99/10 paranoia onto another 99/10 paranoia.

I am loving it.

>>20710201

Oh bugger.
I wonder who suggested we purge the third incubator.
.....

We I suppose we have no choice but to go and gather more evidence.

>>20710201
"As you say, though I am due to meet with the Third's Warmarster later." Grin, "We'll see what she has to say about it."

>>20710251
>>20710240
>>20710239
>>20710238

All I'm hearing is BUDDY COP TIME!
It already has everything we need:
>Loose cannon - Kharn
>Plays by the book - Malal
>Chief that doesn't believe them - QB

LET'S DO THIS

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>>20710211
He probably is very comfy to wear, though.

In the interest of being one of the two people that actually LIKES Kyuubey, he has a point.

Also, it's possible the Third Warmaster went behind his back to do this, isn't it? Wouldn't she be able to rally the troops?

>>20710281
You forgot
>over eager rookie girl who is to be Murderface

>>20710251
Quite a number of anons suggested it. And QB has a point. We have only the word of one Magical Girl who is known to have a spotty memory and is untrustworthy, and even if we mobilized the entire Officio we would end up with many casualties from the action, weakness that other Officio's not allied with us could take advantage of.

>>20710294
It keeps getting better.

I see this as less Kyuubey letting "feelings" get in the way of things, and more his alien logic telling him that his brother has no logical reason to betray him. Why would incubators do something so silly that makes no sense?

Obviously, what we need to investigate is a reason why this incubator would actually want to bother us.

>>20710201
"Additionally, the entire scenario is.... odd. Three squads for a purge, and no captive girls were ever found. Mami said the Third's squads did very little to assist in the mission, as well. I do not mean to malign your brother, but perhaps his underlings may not have as pure a cause."

>>20710201
We might be happier at just getting straight to the skulls, but let it not be said that Kharn doesn't know how get the approval for them.

Ask permission to launch an investigation on any connection left of the Third's former yakuza allies. We'll want anything that leads back to the Third striking some kind of deal with their heads or even using them just for this particular incident.
There was no captured magical girl as claimed, so we should question the Third back on that and see how it reacts. If it insists that the girl is still missing, we should insist on participating on the investigation and rescue for them under the pretense of 'making up for the incident'. This time we'll send the absolute best plus Murderface, and not tell them who.

>>20710297
No she has amnesia but she seems quite clear about what happened, what she did and why.
Just because she can't remember her own past doesn't meant she remembers nothing at all.
We do need more proof though

Also I just realized that since Kharn is telling this to Chiaki as a story she probably described the fact that she invaded Malal's personal space quite graphically and it makes me think the Chiaki is sitting there wondering if she needs to go into such detail

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>>20710323
>"And when we're done purging the heretics you can repay him by helping him get started (over)!"

>>20710333
>it makes me think the Chiaki is sitting there wondering if she needs to go into such detail

Where's the "pokerface Chiaki" image from the last thread?

>>20710333
Kharn shoved us naked into a bed with our own minion for giggles. We already know she's going into this much detail whether it's useful or not.

>>20710323
This feels like a good tact to take.

>>20710333

Or Chiaki is taking notes and trying to do this on Midori and fail miserably due to a lack of mamies.

>>20710356
That sounds adorable. Humbly requesting a drawfag!

>>20710333
You didn't realize this when Kharn was describing her sexual exploits with the magical girl at the beginning of this flashback as well as all her drooling over Mami?
I can easily see Matsuda repeatedly mentioning that Kharn was giving far too much information throughout this flashback.

>>20710356
>"M-Murderface-sempai, w-what are you trying to do?"
>*bump* *bump*

Oh god, that mental image.

>>20710323
Facts are good, QB should listen to facts, and not his alien logic. And these facts don't line up in the slightest with business-as-usual.

>>20710356

Midori's got some decent cups, so Chiaki could have her to it to her instead.

>>20710393
Motorboating your subordinate is not professional.

>>20710414
We're murderface. When we want... pancakes, we go get them!

>>20710414
>...but if you're on whiskey and painkillers, it is.

>>20710389
>M-Maybe we could try it the other way around~

>>20710414
Yes, and?

>>20710414

She's the one that started it, writing porn about us. The least she can do is make up for it by letting us use her pillows once in a while.

>>20710393
>>20710414

You know, before we go under. We should tell Midori that instead of crying over our body. She should go an take a level in badass!

>>20710431
This is a fapfic waiting to be written.

>>20710414
God, man, last time we slipped from the professional route, we stabbed her throught the stomach and almost chopped her hands off (not to mention subsequent shell-shock)... I'm pretty sure she will see motorboating as massive improvement.

>>20710440
We should probably let her go back home while we're out, she only signed up to be here for a week or two and she has a family.

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>>20710456
i think we should tell Iori this...

>"THAT'S why you shouldn't hang out with me. And remember, no talking cats!"

>>20710464
>Midori not using the chance to spend time with Murderface-sempai

Yeah, as if.

>>20710464
Oh, when did it say that?
There goes my ideas of Midori at the firing range and using illusions to play pranks on people.

>>20710491

We would be unconscious! What could she possibly do with us that-...

Y'know what, don't answer that.

Well, she is going to be us when we die....

Murderface is not a person. It is a title passed down from the days old. A warrior who hunts QB, witches, and golden weapons while staring at you blankly.

>>20710506
>What could she possibly do with us that-...

Yeah, all of it.

>>20710464
Who? Midori? Nope, bad idea. Remeber the bears (and their mistress) were after her, and more Magical Girls will come, because her previous Incubator wants her dead. She will be safer here. And Kharn will be grateful for chance to get some more skulls.

>>20710501
By "here", i just meant Siberia.

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>>20710464
>Juybey seems hellbent to take back Midori`s Soulgem, even going as far as sending another Mahou Shoujo after us to Sibiria.
>"Yeah, guys, lets send her back home to her family!"

>>20710519
And grateful for takoyaki / a magical girl to molest

>>20710541
fuck qb
with a rake
a rock rake
sideways

>>20710541
Reasoning:
Her family is under kyubey's protection, her presumptive assassin will be missing for some time before another is sent, i don't trust her with our unconscious body, and we really don't need *another* clingy associate with nothing else in her life.

>>20710572
Karn's Protection> Kyuubey's Protection.

>>20710572
I'd rather have her around than somewhere in Japan where QB can sacrifice her for SCIENCE!/lulz/entropy.

>>20710572
> i don't trust her with our unconscious body,
Well, I do.

The worst Kharn will do to her is to teach her all kinds of lesbian tricks.

I am ok with that.

>>20710610
>we finally come to
>Midori and Kharn standing next to eachother, both doing that fucking tongue thing at us
>Still can't figure it out

>>20710640

This is now too hilarious to not happen.

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You know.. If it really should come to the One-Month-to-Dewitchify/decorrupt-procedure we should at least ask Midori if she can use her Illusionary powers to stop us from dreaming while we sleep, since our dreams aren`t very pleasant.

Well Deculture, I have serious problems in liking the quest itself, but the way you write is really pleasant to read; I'd say "it melts in your mouth" if it was something edible.
awesome work.

>>20710714
Seconding this, fuck nightmares. Probably best to ask her in private, though.

And the image of Midori sitting by Chiaki's bed 24/7 holding her hand is too damn adorable.

>>20710257 >>20710323 >>20710238

"As I said. Incompetence, malicious or otherwise, is not enough of a justifiable reason for a complete mobilization." Kyuubey's voice seems to carry the note of exasperation despite the fact that he'd begun to paw at his headset, much like a curious cat would a strange object. "You are talking about a thousand Magical Girls being set out to eradicate another thousand. The collateral damage here would be astounding, no matter how carefully we plan it. If you want to commit us to such an event, then it very well should be for a solidly-defensible reason."

After a moment, he looks up at you. "But I did not choose you as Warmaster just to discard your opinion, Valnikov Kharn. I value your insight - I'm sure you did not just posit this course of action merely because of emotion, or your strange hobby regarding skulls. Japan is...getting a bit small. I have heard that a cousin of mine, the Tenth, has officers working here in this city. My city." The two perfectly-round crimson eyes blink, slowly. "I am already sharing my territory with the Third. It's a question of when, not if, that I will have to take action and get some...leg room back, as you say."

Another sigh. "Still, we must look to move on from this...mess. Take consideration, at the very least, that we've eliminated any seditious elements from an allied Officio's payroll. Girl A did kill every single one of the suspected squads, didn't she? Then we have our pound of flesh. Consider that as payment. Whatever their impure intentions were, we can say that we have chastised them more than enough for their folly."

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>>20710776

At your mention of your impending meeting with the Third Warmaster, he nods. "Yes, of course I know about that. I'm the one who had Malal remind you of it, anyway." He glances at the Culexus at your side, before returning his gaze to you. "If you are still bent on this course of action, then I'm sure you can get it out of her from your meeting with her. Should you find out anything of note, contact me at once and we'll make a decision together."

It's then that Kyuubey blinks. "Speaking of Girl A's termination - I received two rather interesting updates to the payroll just a few moments earlier. The first was Girl A being declared deceased. Executed on the premises. The second one came no ten seconds later, with a new contractee named Murderface." Kyuubey's seat swivels to face his multiple-screened workdesk, and the wall beyond Kyuubey lights up to display Girl A's profile alongside Murderface's.

The former having long hair and a rather dead expression, the latter a stunned, deer-in-the-headlights look, with a rather unprofessional haircut that ended her hair just above shoulder length.

Other than that, though, they look very identical to each other. As if they were almost the same person.

The alien cat, as you have long since figured out, does not have a sense of humor.

"Would you mind explaining this, Kharn?"

How do you respond?

>>20710792

"Twins."

>>20710714

Anon, do you not like spending a month with Pinky?

>>20710792
"I have high hopes for our new recruit. Call it a hunch, but she seems like she could take on three eversor squads solo if she felt so inclined"

>>20710792
"They are looking surprisingly similar, yes? I am in shock."

>>20710792
"Murderface's Time Stop ability makes her a very valuable asset, if she can be trained to be an effective Magical Girl. I think she has the potential, if placed under appropriate supervision.
"As for Girl A, that persona is gone."

>>20710810

This anon knows what's up.

>>20710792
OB gave us the power to make this decision, and this is how we made it.

In spite of our hobbies, skull taking and all.

Besides, the 3rd will be satisfied, thus it is no longer a concern, like we said.

>>20710792
"She's pretty, but I prefer blondes."

>>20710819
this

>>20710792
"Ehh... She has a powerful ability, would be shame to let it go to such a waste. 'Girl A' is dead, replaced by Murderface. I shall see to her tutelage myself."

>>20710841
It's a Q, dude, not an O.

>>20710819

Seconding this. If QB presses the point, just say that we didn't lie and we passed judgement on girl A

>>20710792
"If anyone were familiar with the concept of replacements and avoiding waste, i think it would be you? I removed a liability, and am attempting to salvage something of worth."

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>not wanting to be spending a month of impossible dream physics hatesex with pinky.

>>20710792

"Girl A" was an emotionless robot of a magical girl that was unremarkable other than the circumstances of her rescue. She has died as a direct consequence of her actions and by my hand.

"Murderface" is a magical girl who shows commendable loyalty to her squad mates AND managed to kill several squads of Eversors alone (without getting scratched). She was discovered not long after Girl A was executed. If trained and socialized properly, I believe that she could be an asset to this Officio.

>>20710819
>>20710810

We should also say that we will personally see to her training.

>>20710858
they're practically right next to each other on the keyboard.

>>20710810
This modified by
>>20710819
this.

>>20710913
>they're practically right next to each other on the keyboard.
What the hell kind of keyboard are you using?

>>20710901
>socialized properly
>kharn
That will sure go well.

>>20710932

Kharn is great at socializing magical girls! She's got the tongue for it and everything.

>>20710927
They are actually right next to each other in DVORAK layout.
But I'm pretty sure he was simply joking.

>>20710949
I did not know that. Interesting.

Though, that was also partly a joke.

Hey wait, the picture of Kharn that Deculture did had a normal sized tongue,

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>>20710994
This one?
I don't think she is extending it.

>>20710994
Ara ara, you couldn't handle the full length, Anon!

>>20711011
Too lewd!

She's actually eating chikuwa

>>20710994
She didn't have her whole tongue... unwound, unrolled, unsheathed?

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>>20711011

>>20711011

It looks like it's pointed towards the viewer, so via foreshortening we can't tell how long it is at all.

>>20711040
unleashed
That's the only fitting expression for such a magnicifent beast.

To tide some of you over before Deculture posts again:

http://sharetext.org/06Hu - | Musical Girl Murderface |

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>>20711011

>>20711175
I was too spaghetti to comment when you posted it on you know where, but I really like it.

>>20711175
THINGS WILL GET LOUD NOW!

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>>20711175
Slaanesh is pleased.

Evenin' fa/tg/uys. Just figured I'd drop in to let you know that, while I have been forcibly separated from my scanner, this state of affairs will be remedied Saturday, so I should have the cleaned up Murder Baron art for you, next thread. I've got the blueline done, just nowhere to scan the damn thing.

>>20711299
Yessssss. We are pleasssssed.

>>20710819

You nod at Kyuubey and give him your best smile. You tell him, without being too blithe about it, that you have very high hopes for your recruit. After all, you've got the sneaking suspicion that she could take on three Eversor Squads on her own if she felt so inclined. You also mention that you'll be the one to handle her training, too - which, in the world of Magical Girls, is basically saying that you will be taking full responsibility for everything your ward may get up to. Including wholesale slaughter. ESPECIALLY wholesale slaughter.

". . ." Kyuubey is silent for a moment, before he shakes his head. Reaching forward, he places a paw on one of the screens, and Girl's A Profile disappears, leaving Murderface's to shift to the center. Slowly, the empty text fields in the bottom of the raven-haired girl's picture starts to fill themselves.

"As long as you know what you're doing, then." The Incubator says after a moment. "I'll grant her probationary status and have her assigned to you. Vindicare rank." It's then that Kyuubey seems to narrow its crimson eyes at the profile in front of him. "Perhaps it would do to seperate her from Tomoe Mami for a few weeks, or so. Her having imprinted on Tomoe Mami when she woke up had been key to her recovery, but her relying on Tomoe Mami to such an extent could have the both of them killed. Try and train that out of her. Break her if you have to."

You nod at this, while silently hoping that you would not have to resort to such things. Of course, not like it will not be easy, with Malal at your disposal, but doing something like that leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

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>>20711325
>Try and train that out of her. Break her if you have to.
well that obviously failed.

>>20711348
Psychic mindfucking is no match for pancakes.

>>20711325

"Murderface, though? No last name, just 'Murderface'?" Kyuubey asks, the inquisitive tone in his voice seemingly returning. "Was there a contest of most horrible nicknames you were trying to win, Kharn? Or were you just trying to make fun of the latest recruit yet again?"

Malal laughs at this. "Sir, I already tried telling her how it really doesn't fit her, and--"

You interrupt your aide by defending your choice of names. It's cool! It is a good, strong name! It immediately strikes fear in the heart of the enemy!

"I worry about you sometimes, Kharn." Kyuubey says, shaking his head, his long ears swaying gently with the movement. "But then I remember why I chose you as Warmaster."

Why did he choose you, then?

Kyuubey's reply seemed almost kind. "For someone a few cards short of a deck, you're the less likely to go crazy and kill us all."

That...is actually sweet of him. It's the first time he's complimented you in such a way.

You find your cheeks burning at this, and you elbow Malal firmly in the side as you hear her snort through her helmet.

"Yes, well. In any case. I doubt you have time to fool around, you have your meeting with the Third Warmaster to get ready for." The Incubator nods. "I would not suspect treachery during the meeting itself, but all the same, conduct yourselves with caution and grace. If something untoward happens, remain calm and assess the situation. That means no taking skulls first, taking skulls some more, and when everyone's headless, asking a question or two."

The both of you nod.

"Do you have any questions before I dismiss you?"

How do you react?

>>20711348
I does make me think what Mami feels about the who situation.

If she starts talking about how lonely she is or how her decisions keep hurting the people she cares about.
Slap her out of it an apply a grief seed STAT!

>>20711299
Fukken sweet, bro.

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>>20711011
SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK!

>>20710792
"What is there to explain? Murderface much livelier, much shorter hair than Girl A. Also, is alive. Totally different from dead Girl A."

>>20711391
I wonder he we should ask if there is anything about Mami we should know about. However QB is likely to just brush it off.

>>20711391
>That means no taking skulls first, taking skulls some more, and when everyone's headless, asking a question or two

AHAAHAHAHAHAH

>>20711391
can we remove their skulls AFTER asking questions?

And has our hand-puppet making kit come in yet?

>>20711391
Ask how the cure to our demon-hands is going.

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>>20711391
Requisition a Gran Torino for buddy cop adventure.
We Starsky and Hutch now.

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>>20711391
>Getting the LEWD Kharn to blush like a schoolgirl

ilu coobie

>>20711391
"Who originally contacted the Officio from the within the 3rd's ranks to request our assistance on the erstwhile purging mission, exactly?

Other than that there is nothing else which strikes me as important. I will go and tide things over with the 3rd's Wrmaster."

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>>20711391
Thank you for your trust, Kyuubey. On a completely unrelated note, is there a skull under that fur? Any bones at all? Or just the flesh of fallen angels?

Anyways! Good talk. Wonder if Murderface drinks...

>>20711403
>>20711311

Don't start celebrating until you see it. I am still convinced that there is something seriously wrong with Mami's spine.

>>20711391
Lets get to that meeting then. We got a Warmaster to interrogate -I mean- talk to politely.

>>20711514

Nothing a little magic can't fix.

>>20711518
I think you mean we have a warmaster to Good-cop/Bad-cop.

I just want to say I hate you Deculture. I hate you for making Malal so endearing when she's dead back in the present. ;_;

>>20711391

what is the third warmaster like?

if she is blond then the hunt is on!

we could uncover some valuable information and even if it doesn't turn up anything then we still had an enjoyable meeting.

unless you know... shes a flaming heterosexual.

>>20711562
>take your latest recruit instead of Malal
make it Bad-cop/Bad-cop

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Alright, I can't type anymore. Still getting used to the new schedule and everything.

Anyway, we'll continue tomorrow on the regular timeslot. As usual I'll start the post with the most voted action.

Thank you for your participation! Feedback is always great!

>>20711590
that sounds like a bad idea, since the third warmaster would probably recognize Girl A.

>>20711391

Inquire as to the progress made on researching a remedy to Kharn's not-quite-witch status.

could we bring mami as bait? mmm delicious mami bait..

wait what were we doing again?

>>20711603
Thanks Deculture, you're great as always.

>>20711603
Dang, back to non-participation for me. Oh well, is still fun.

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>>20711603

Thanks for running the quest, Deculture, and good luck with your new schedule!