>>20772373

You are Valnikov Kharn, Warmaster of the Ninth Incubator. You have metal claws for hands and metal blade-limbs for legs. You are five foot nine, making you tower all over the other girls you have complete authority over. You are nicely-proportioned, enough to rival a certain blonde Vindicare. You are handy with a weaponized claymore the size of a chainsaw.

You also have a tongue that you're not exactly in good terms with, despite your ongoing attempts to accept it as simply another way of life making your entire existence a funny joke. Even if you are not laughing much about it.

But besides that, things seem to be looking up. You are in the company car - the special company car, meant only for the current Warmaster - and you're being driven towards your meeting with the Third Incubator's Warmaster. A heavily-armored Marauder painted black and decorated with your own livery, which of course involves a lot of gold detailing and skulls, it presents a rather imposing profile on the road, and a lot of the traffic you come across hastily get out of the way, moreso when they see the QB Heavy Industries special plate welded onto the chrome.

This of course pleases Malal, your aide and current driver. She can get the worst road rage at times, and her having an easy time with traffic is just good news for everyone.

Beside you, on the back seat, quietly and slowly crunching her Pocky, is Murderface, your new...Magical Girl trainee. True to Sakura Kyoko's word, she hasn't said much since you rescuing her from the Silent Room. She seems to have accepted her new fate readily enough, although you did notice that she looked rather longingly at Tomoe Mami as she made her leave.

[1/2]

>>20772387

There is some time before you get to the meeting place, which is of course in the 3rd Incubator's base of operations. Malal had told you that it has the makings of a trap, and only an idiot would gladly run into it.

It is a good thing, then, that you are not an idiot.

What do you do to spend the time?

[]Try and get Murderface to talk.
[]Go over plans with Malal.
[]Eat some candy.

>>20772403
>[X]Eat some candy.
and
>[X]Try and get Murderface to talk.
By offering her some candy.

>>20772403
>[]Go over plans with Malal.
then
>[]Try and get Murderface to talk.

>Go over plans with Malal.
Then
>Try and get Murderface to talk.

>>20772403
[x]Try and get Murderface to talk.
Try to learn more about our new protégée.

>>20772403
>[X] Eat some candy
>[X] Try and get Murderfaceto talk

Murderface probably looooves candy.

>>20772403
>try and get murderface to talk
>Eat candy

>>20772403
[x]Go over plans with Malal.
[x]Eat some candy.

>>20772403
Options 2 and 1

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>>20772403

Finally, the most exciting time of the day has arrived!

Let's bother Murderface.

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>>20772504
Set paranoia levels to SHADOWRUN, we're going in without a plan

>>20772403
[X] Eat some candy
[X] Try and get Murderface to talk
[X] Go over plans

In that order

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>>20772387
>riding Marauder
Kharn yet again confirmed for a lady of fine taste.

>>20772403
>[x]Try and get Murderface to talk.
>[x]Go over plans with Malal.
>[x]Eat some candy.
do all the things

>>20772528
>Set paranoia levels to SHADOWRUN
First rule: Murphy was optimist.

>>20772426
Yes.
"Let us bond over sugar, and then again over murder!"

>>20772504
You are currently my favoritest person.

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>>20772504

Who's idea was it to add Kimm susser Tod to the playlist? I love it.

>>20772403

plan time first and combine eating candy with getting Murderface to talk,

if we are going to eat the sour treats then i think Murderface will get an unpleasant surprise when eating it after those Pocky sticks.

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Nicehatguy is having first world problems, and has requested that his drawfagging be posted on his behalf.

>>20772432 >>20772426 >>20772448

You consider your new charge as you take out another Jolly Roger candy from your inventory, the plastic wrapping crinkling loudly as you carefully and slowly untwist the ends to make it relinquish the hard, sour candy treat within. The raven-haired girl's mechanical consumption of the chocolate-covered sticks slow just a fraction as she turns slightly to look at the noise - your eyes briefly meeting, before she looks away once more. Not a single word said during this, no noise except for the crunching itself.

You pop the candy in your mouth, letting the sour tang of combined grapefruit and orange blossom on your tongue - and it's then that you move over closer to the girl, your metallic legs clinking slightly as they bump together in the motion. She glances your way once more, and you give her the playful grin that had gotten you into many a blonde's underwear - but she merely stares back, deadpan, before turning away again in silence.

...You've received warmer reception from your mother's grave, and she had never been the affectionate sort.

But never let it be said that Valnikov Kharn was a quitter. You scoot a bit closer to your new charge, to the point where you're clearly violating her private space. Again, no reaction, but at least she's not reacting negatively. The first time you did this to Malal, she nearly broke your nose trying to bat you away.

What do you do?

[]Ask her about her Shield.
[]Ask her about Mami.
[]Ask her about Sayaka.

>>20772646
[x]Ask her about her Shield.
Her powers are uncommon and quite powerful.
It'd be nice to know more about them.

>>20772646
>[]Ask her about Mami.
[]Ask her about Mami.

Find common ground

>>20772646
>[x]Ask her about Mami.
I get the distinct feeling that anything else will result in an unsatisfyingly monosyllabic conversation.

>>20772646

Let's ask her about Mami. Subtle, like. With tact and grace.

"So you want to bed her too, ah?"

>>20772646
Lick her s-
I mean ask her about Mami.

>>20772689
"Perhapse we can toss coin, see who gets heads an tails da?"

>>20772646
>[X] Ask her about Mami
If that elicits a negative reaction, abandon ship and
>[X] Ask her about her Shield

>>20772646
>[X]Ask about her Mam- I mean, ask her about Mami.

>>20772703
>"Perhapse we can toss coin, see who gets heads an tails da?"

Now now, forwardness is all well and good, but Mami is a goddess and must be treated as such. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

>>20772646

Ok.... we can open up the conversion with asking about Mami, then then use that to ask about the shield.

"So.... ven you were defending Mami's honour, can you tell me how this shield helped?"

>>20772646
>[]Ask her about Mami.
If we want to get her to talk we should try some common ground.

Also, Mami is a beautiful blond girl that somehow resists our charms; which of course entices even more.

As such, she is always a subject worth talking about.

FINALLY! After catching up with forty freaking seven threads, time for some MGNQ!

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[X] Ask about Mami.

Then

[X] Ask about Sayaka

>>20772755

uggg... now your reminding me how I had to read through 60 threads in order to participate in tg quest

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>>20772755
Welcome, brother! Come, let us plot cunning plots and argue about waifus!

>>20772646

[X]Ask her about her Shield.
then
[X]Ask her about Mami.

>>20772689
>>20772703

Not like that, thoughl dial back the lewd. The Third Incubator's goons found out firsthand how sensitive Murderface is about sexual comments concerning Mami.

While Kharn can still squash Murderface like a bug, Time Stop or no, it would be a waste of a good Apprentice.

>>20772780
In all honesty, I wished there were even more MGNQ threads.
I mean shit, this could be a thousand pages light novel and it wouldn't be enough for me. I'm just loving it.

I doubt I'll participate, tho. I never got into another quest thread since I helped fucking up Elf slave wat do in the early threads.

>>20772799
>Dial back the lewd
>Kharn

Is funny joke

>>20772794
>argue about waifus

What is there to argue about? Midori is best girl, period.

>>20772812

PANCAKES FOR THE PANCAKE GODDESS!

>>20772812
This. How could we possibly NOT love the girl who's named for booze? Midori is delicious. So's the drink.

>>20772812
>It is hard to argue with someone who can be everyone. Green team~

>>20772721
>>20772799
Good sirs I merely jest. We all know that Murderface dreads that sort of physical contact, and while I'd bet my life Kharn has had her share of threesomes I doubt she'd be willing to share Mami.

>>20772827
That reminds me. I was drinking a cocktail with midori in it the other day at a friends birthday party. I felt slightly lewd doing it /tg/.

You are forgetting something. When we get back from Russia, we will get this sweet car
> You are in the company car - the special company car, meant only for the current Warmaster
>A heavily-armored Marauder painted black and decorated with your own livery, which of course involves a lot of gold detailing and skulls

Yay!!!! Forget waifu's! We get the car.

>>20772871

I give it four threads before someone chops the roof off with a golden chainsaw and totals it.

>>20772812
>>20772820
Midori x Mami x Murderface threesome end.

>>20772863
When we first adopted Midori as our companion (ironically enough, this seems to have mirrored how Kharn partnered with Chiaki), I went out and bought a $50 bottle of the stuff. Then I drank from it every thread. It was good times.

>>20772871
Shall we redecorate it or keep the look in Kharn's honour?
Either way I propose renaming it the murdermobile.

>>20772871
>A heavily-armored Marauder painted black and decorated with your own livery,
>decorated with your own livery,

So, Muderface's Warvan is going to be, what, a rolling Johnny Walker and Marlboro advert?

>>20772871

Most importantly, we get The Hat.

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>>20772387
>>20772871

Okay, drawfags: here's your assignment. Get to work.

>>20772881
You forgot the Best Chair.

>>20772894
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABLqNNBW_oQ

>>20772887
The only reason I was able to be here right now is because I'm still recovering from the effects of a Murderface style bender.

>>20772893
>decorated with your own livery
Custom seating. We'll order more of those delicious chairs.

>>20772894
I hope Kharn got the position by splitting the previous Warmaster by the legs, then taking her cap and striding out of the bedroom proclaiming "I AM NEW WARMASTER!"

>>20772922
And only wearing the hat?

>>20772898

Sorry, I am allergic to drawing cars. It is a thing which never, ever ends well.

>>20772933
...We must add this to the list of shit that needs drawing.

>>20772933
Of course.

Modesty is weakness.

And Kharn has no weakness.

>>20772945
Except blonds and Malal.

>>20772950
"That is no weakness. It is, ehrm... how you say. Motivation! Yes. Motivation."

>>20772673 >>20772722 >>20772682

You stare at Murderface for a moment longer as you toy with the slowly-melting sweet in your mouth. There are many ways in which to attempt a conversation with the taciturn young woman - her mysterious Shield, the source of her fearsome power, is one.

The strange design of it - how it looks more like a piece of ruined art than anything else, with the ugly gash running across the otherwise impeccably-designed surface - makes you all the more curious about who her original Incubator was, and what did she wish for to bring about such an ability. But, ah, those are very private things to ask, yes? She will not be so forthcoming to share them with you, despite who you are. You are certainly Warmaster, but forcing your authority upon someone in this manner is unbecoming.

So you ask her about a subject that you believe is something you share in common. Something the both of you can relate to.

You ask her about Tomoe Mami, and it's then that the young woman's purple eyes widen just a little bit. She does not look at you, but this is enough to tell you that you have her attention.

"...Pancakes." She murmurs suddenly, the uneaten bit of a Pocky stick hanging from her lips, bobbing up and down with her mumbling. "She gave me pancakes, when I woke up. It was good. I wanted more. I cried when she said she didn't have any left."

It's then that she turns to face you, her eyes narrowed behind her glasses.

"Tomoe Mami is mine. You can't have her."

Malal's laughter, while obviously stifled, is betrayed by the sensitivity of her helmet's speakers. "S-sounds like you've got competition, Kharn," she says after a moment, the smile evident on her voice.

How do you respond?

>>20772967
Laugh. Look at her and laugh. Then this.
"I am sorry, Murderface, but she is my prey. Perhaps if you become Warmaster one day, you may have her."

>>20772967
"just to make sure, these "pancakes" are not a euphemism for anything else?"

>>20772967
Playful grin. "I'll have you instead, then."

>>20772967
> "She gave me pancakes, when I woke up. It was good. I wanted more. I cried when she said she didn't have any left."
>I cried when she said she didn't have any left."

Oh Murderface you so crazy.

>>20772967
This explains why Mami turned us down. We must compliment her fine tastes, and warn her to always treat our precious colleague with the utmost respect - not that she is likely to need that warning, all things considered.

>>20772967
>Oh god, past us is the best.

Laugh, say "Mami belongs to no one but herself. Try to be worthy of her friendship, hm?"

>>20772967
I do not think my getting into Tomoe Mani's pants will somehow deprive you of her making delicious pancakes for you.

>>20772967
Past Murderface is olev.

I vote for a mix of these two::
>>20773009
>>20772991

>>20772967

Laugh and then change subject. We want to know about the shield...

The other day while bored at work I had a daydream about a MGNQ fighting game. It is a cruel world where such a thing is never going to be real.

I bet we somehow provoke past-Murderface into attacking us in the car. And in the next level up, Kharn is laughing as she retells this story to Chiaki, who is trying her best to maintain a civil face.

>>20772967
"Murderface, Murderface, Murderface. I did once try to get into the Golden Goddess's pants. Sadly she rebuffed me, kissed me on the cheecks and that was the end of it. I will have no woman unwillingly.

Mami is like candle, no, Mami is bonfire that moths like you and me are attracted to but it is too beautiful for us to touch, it would burn us. So it seems we both must suffice with kisses on cheek and pancakes.

So Murderface, if I can not have Mami for she is yours, can I have you instead? You'll find I can be very persuasive."

At the end of the last line pop one of the candies into Murderface's mouth.

>>20773042

It could be done! MUGEN is a thing.

>>20772967

now now, its not very polite to talk about people as if they were your property.

in the end it is Tomoe Mami that decides who she belongs too, the only things you can do is cherish your friendship and maybe overtime she will choose you.

that being said, i too wish to 'connect' with her in a way as well.

>>20773067
Wow.

I'm with this guy.

>>20773071
Oh I've heard of mugen and believe me if I knew how I would be working on it right now. But I'm not a very computer literate person.

>>20773071
>Chiaki taunt involves swigging whiskey/blowing cigarette smoke in the opponent's face
>Midori playstyle based around being able to access any character's moveset on a timer, with a separate cooldown for each character
>Playable Lance Killgore

Oh dear God, someone must do this. Anyone. All of us. /tg/ is the getting shit done board, surely we can accomplish this much!

>>20773096
Looking into it right now.

>>20772982
Something along those lines?
That'd be good

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>>20773027
>olev
Finally, a chance to post this.

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>>20773067
>>20772689
Rrrrrrriiiight! Lets coax her with the same thing that got 21 Eversors splattered all over the wall the last time!

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.

Anyway:

[x] "Do you love her? You are aware that she is completly out of your reach, right?"

>>20773102
Shit, gimme three weeks to finish up my papers for the year and I'd gladly spend my break taking a crash-course in MUGEN coding to work on this. Admittedly I only have a year's experience with programming, and that's in Java to boot, but fuck it, I'm willing to learn and I'll have nothing but time on my hands.

>>20773116
Why did I laugh?

>>20773125

Sadly, unlikely to be able to help much myself. Need to be writing research proposals and shit for university, and then, y'know, doing research.

I've tinkered with MUGEN a bit in the past, and it's not that difficult to pick up, at least. Your main barrier'll be the animation.

All the same, god speed, you glorious bastards.

>>20773124
Discretion is weakness and what is this from?

>>20773124
Where is that clip from? I don't remember that scene from anywhere.

>>20773124
*Homura uses timestop to fondle Mami and Pinky*

"Want to team up on Mami in the shower?"

>TOO LEWD

>>20773213

Google reveals it's from an exceedingly well-animated fan short.

>>20772967
"Much to my regret, she has rebuffed my advances. So you've succeeded where I have failed?"

>>20773124
>>20773213
After staring at that clip for a long time, I only just realised that coobie is going an aliens impression at the last frame.

>>20773277
Wow, you're right. How DIDN'T I see that when i was watching it?

Oh, also, artist unknown for that gif.

>>20773042
Well, there is Grief Syndrome for the original magucas.

>>20773307
Sadly, it has no whiskey, no shapechanging green lesbian, no LANCE KILLGORE'S ANNUAL BLOODBATH, and no Kharn.

It is inferior.

>>20773301
But youtube known.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_MloF0iK5o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeWb3_a7STs

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>>20773277
There is also Assassin in the last frame in the upper right corner of the screen.

>>20772991 >>20773067 >>20773082

The young woman's stiff, deadpan-delivered declaration is not so much a challenge as it is a statement of complete, utter fact delivered with the utmost conviction - and you could only hold back your laughter for a few moments more before finally letting it out yourself, sparks flying as you slap your armored knee. Murderface seems to grow sour at this, her eyes narrowing even further behind her glasses - but it's then that she blinks as you suddenly slip an arm around her shoulders, pulling her close to you, muffling her protests by pressing her face tight against the side of your left breast.

"Murderface, Murderface, Murderface." You begin, chuckling still. "I did once try to get into the Golden Goddess's pants. Sadly she rebuffed me, kissed me on the cheeks and that was the end of it. I will have no woman unwillingly."

She mumbles a protest, putting up a token effort to squirm out of your grasp. Her heart is not exactly in it, which means she is listening. You continue.

"Mami is like candle, no, Mami is bonfire that moths like you and me are attracted to but it is too beautiful for us to touch, it would burn us. So it seems we both must suffice with kisses on cheek and pancakes."

By this time, she had stopped squirming. Stopped moving, in fact. Perhaps giving you a listen, now that you've declared yourself out of the running. Giving you an ear, not out of pity or consideration, but of triumph.

[1/2]

>>20773249
One that has Nichijous, Assassin, and Kazumi in it as well.

>>20773339
This was magical.

>>20773358

You loudly crunch on the undissolved remains of your Jolly Roger candy, grinning, before delivering the final blow. You release her from your grasp, and she tries to get some distance from you, inching closer to the car window - but you close the distance quickly, taking her chin delicately between clawed thumb and forefinger, as you move your face mere inches away from hers. Your lips almost touching.

"So Murderface, if I can not have Mami for she is yours, can I have you instead? You'll find I can be...very persuasive." You lick your lips for emphasis, giving her a sneak peek at your accursed tongue.

The girl's eyes is impossibly wide behind her glasses, her cheeks coloring by just the slightest bit. A moment more, and she averts her eyes, looking to the side, seemingly flustered. Speaking in the same deadpan murmur.

"But...but we're both girls, and...and that's forbidden love..."

"Kharn, you heard Murderface." Malal calls from the driver's seat, barely keeping in her laughter. "You heard her. That's FORBIDDEN LOVE. Now stop trying to molest the poor kid and let her eat her snacks in peace. We're almost there."

You frown at your aide, before letting go of the short-haired Magical Girl with the unbelievable opinion about such a pure, sacred type of love between two Magical Girls. You scoot back to your side of the back seat, crossing your arms.

[2/3]

>>20773339
uggggg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnxmmIUpH2o

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>>20773413
Wheee hee heeeheheh, at last.

>>20773413

"No, it is not forbidden," You snap at the girl, who is still looking at you as if you'd told her that Santa Claus was not real. "It is, ah, how you say...complicated. But it is not forbidden, unless the other girl is just going through a phase, or something. Or when she has a boyfriend of her own, which is always the worst."

More silence.

"You are not my type anyway, your hair is the wrong color." You add after a while.

Malal's laughter is getting annoying.

[]Change the subject by asking Murderface about her Shield.
[]Stop this foolishness and hash out a plan with Malal.
[]Sulk and wait for your arrival at the destination.

>>20772504
Gorious.

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>>20773413

>>20773430
[x] Stop this foolishness and hash out a plan with Malal.
While being sulky.

>>20773430
>[X]Sulk and
>[X]Stop this foolishness and hash out a plan with Malal.

>>20773430

Enough of this foolishness. We didn't really want to screw her ANYWAY. Let's get on with this planning. We are the Warmaster and cannot be distracted from our important Warmastering with seducing girls who probably aren't even that good anyway.

>>20773430
[X] Change the subject by asking Murderface about her Shield.

We should get a better idea of her tactical abilities, limitations and so on. She's going to be watching our back so we need to know this shit.

>>20773430
>Or when she has a boyfriend of her own, which is always the worst.

Threesome never work as much as they say in the hentai's.

>[X]Change the subject by asking Murderface about her Shield.
>[X]Stop this foolishness and hash out a plan with Malal.

Merge these together, make a plan and then make Murderface try to fit her and her shield into it or something.

>>20773443
Even the stupid twat Hitomi agrees!

>>20773448
This. Also Malal is quickly climbing up my favouriteism ranks.

>>20773430
[x]Stop this foolishness and hash out a plan with Malal.
While sulking appropriately.

>>20773430

plan time, we broke the ice somewhat and we can work on it after we're done with the meeting, or when things calm down after the gigantic mess we are about to walk in to.

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>>20773463
Do this. Hash out a plan, then see if we can work the Shield into it.

And where is Green Mugi anyway? Did Sayaka kill her or something?

>>20773481
The green bitch will always herald a certain doom.
ALWAYS.

Look at her being a MG and getting an assigment with Kyoko

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>>20773413
>left to right: Murderface, Kharn, Malal

>>20773481
>>20773504
I wonder if Deculture has a plan for her?

>>20773505
>implying Malal isn't just tsundere for lesbianism
>implying she doesn't want the tongue

>>20773540

But she cannot have the tongue, on account of inducing spectacular vomiting when uncontained.

It is her greatest regret.

>>20773537
Depends how Deculture interprets the fact that Sayaka turns in every single timeline

>>20773548
But what if she keeps the helmet on?

>>20773548
Schhh... let her have her dreams.

>>20773553

I'm imagining Malal striking a sexy, semi-nude dakimakura pose... with her helmet on.

To-do list, ho!

>>20773587

You motherfuckers can't get through a SINGLE thread without giving me something else to draw, can you?

On the subject of Malal, am I the only one that imagines her sounding like Tali from Mass Effect?

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>>20773481
1. Dead.
2. Sucking Kyousuke`s Dick.

Personally I would prefer dead, besides she was the most-hated character for me with Sayaka following close though.
While I didn`t like Sayaka for being pants-on-head retarded she at least invoked some pity in me for ending in the same miserable way if she contracts. Hitomi though was just a fucking ultrabitch.

"Whats this, Sayaka-chan? Yes of course I know that you have been in love with Kyousuke and cared about him for longer than any one of us, still I don`t give a shit, if you don`t confess to him today I`ll rub my snatch all over his face tomorrow!"

"What? You were found dead in a hotelroom? Possible suicide related to love-problems? Well thats just too bad, see if I give a fuck! Brb, sucking off Kyousuke!"

Thats some fucking quality-friendship between females...

>>20773593
Of course not. Being drawfag is suffering.

>>20773587
Honestly I'm pretty sure that Kharn would tell Malal to put on some clothes and that they have work to do.

Kharn never sleeps with the same girl twice, she separates her emotions of friendship and so on from her interests in sex. Malal is quite easily Kharn's best friend and she doesn't want to risk fucking that up by sleeping with her.

>>20773552
Sayaka Good End in PSP game = don't let her fall in love with the violin boy

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>>20773606
Green Mugi looked like she was gonna jump off a bridge at the funeral and Sayaka brought most of the crazy on herself. Everyone was a bitch until Madoka unfucked the Meguca system.

Even the VAs think Green Mugi was a wicked bitch though. VA commentary da bess

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>>20773637
By the way, It's very much light-hearted but I was listening to this and thought of Kharn and Malal
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnI_LuCJ4Ek&feature=related

>>20773653
Damn it now I want to learn moon to hear this commentary.

>>20773663
Get the tri4 subs; they have everything translated. It's super-autistic though.

>>20773660
Sorry, >>20773637. Didn't mean to point you

>>20773660
And now I'm picturing Malal singing about Kharn in the shower, with her helmet still on and the voxcaster still fucking with her voice.

>>20773696
Shower cap over the helmet!

>>20773637
Guess what. Sayaka only gets violin boy in the bonus role. (i.e. one ending)

>>20773606
>>20773653

Well if you ask me, I don't really think you can really pin the blame on one person over the whole Sayaka incident. I suppose ultimately, Sayaka thought she was more selfless then she actually was. She thought all she wanted was to heal violin boys hand, when she really wanted violin boy himself.

Anyway, I suppose she could witchify in this timeline if we bungle up getting Kyoto as an aide thing. I think she views us as some upstart who almost got mami killed and keeps getting undeserved fame.

>>20773696
>>20773710
Are you seeing this, hatbro? NO REST FOR YOUR TO DO LIST.

>>20773696
I could see both of them singing that at the same time in different bathrooms.

And Malal is in the middle of pouring out shampoo on her hand

>>20773653
Oddly enough the most anguish I felt was in that Episode that explained Homura`s Background, especially the Timeline where Mami broke down, killed Kyoko and then got killed off by Madoka before she could also kill Homura.

>>20773721
Well part of our fame is due to Midori's handywork.

>>20773696
Malal sings with autotune

>>20773734
>Malal
>shampoo
GENIUS!

so what the hell IS the deal with malal, does she need the helmut on to live or some shit or what?

>>20773798
Psychic powers. Makes other magic girls nauseous to be around her.

>>20773798
Helmet off = puke, puke everywhere

>>20773798
Culexus have an aura of "make people throw up everywhere because they're creepy" that hangs around them. Wearing the helmet staves that off.

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>>20773798
Doubt It.
It's new running gag here. Better give the girl some character before the gore scenes

>>20773734

How would Malal wash her hair without her helmet without vomit, vomit everywhere? Lead-lined bathroom walls or something?

>>20773841
She can't. That's the joke.

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>>20773721
Its kind of strange, though. MGNQ-Sayaka seems very different from the True Sayaka though, if you think about it. The original at least tried to be a "Hero of Justice" all that stuff, while this one seems to be MURDERDEATHKILL all over and only slightly less crazy than Kirika.
Actually MGNQ-Sayaka reminds be of the one in the animu close before witching out.

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>>20773841
Who said It's without the helmet?

>>20773841
Now I imagine several dozen Culexus cramming into the silent room and washing each other, because it's the only room in the facility where they can take their uniforms off.

DRAAAWFAAAG!

>>20773841

I don't think it applies to themselves. Wouldn't be an issue unless she was sharing the shower.

>>20773841
Culexus only showers?

Anyway about Culexus, when we get back from russia and talk to QB about getting an aide, rather then just getting Kyoto off the bat we should spend at least some effort in seeing if we could get a Culexus aide.

I bet all those Culexus are hiding blonde hair under those helmets.

>>20773798
Her power is an anti-magic field. Since mahou shoujos are powered by magic, they tend to react... poorly. The suit allows her to control it and limit it's effects.

Still, Mami and Kirika could tolerate it fairly well in the first flashback, so it's probably something that someone can build up a partial resistance to.

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>>20773868
HE KNOWS! GET HIM!

>>20773867
But Midori...

>>20773868
That's... woah

>>20773885
>courier
She purged the whole damn company. Probably including any witnesses and other bystanders that just happened to be in the same building.

>>20773891

Midori isn't Culexis, she's Callidus.

>>20773878
>anti-magic
Holy shit, I never made that connection. That... that wouldn't just make the magical girls puke. It would potentially cut them off from their soul gems.

Holy crap, Culexus are the perfect retirement agents.

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>>20772373
TYVM for putting up link on the twit

>>20773868

Kharn's the one with a blonde fetish, not Chiaki. We don't know what Chiaki's fetish is other than painkillers, booze, and Soul-Gem-licking.

>>20773900
I thought that she's supposed to be our aide

>>20773916
Pancakes.

>>20773891
As much fun as Midori is, she is still a turncoat. Unless she's going to wear her soul gem down pretending to be us all day, she'll have problems giving orders that people will follow

>>20773851

Yea, Sayaka here had no reservation about purging a courier and judging from the description, there was an awful lot of blood on her.

>>20773891

If we get Midori we might get accused of..... not thinking with our.... head.

>>20773916
lick was experiment, not fetish... so far.

>>20773916
Pancakes.

>>20773931
This unfortunately is the problem.
To that end anons what should we do with Midori? I'd rather not just leave her out in the cold, so what other role can she fill?

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>>20772967

>I'm going to, how you say, en tee arr your blonde saviour away from you. Hahahaha!

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On the subject of pancakes...

>>20773936
To be fair, the Soul Gem in question was soaked in delicious booze, so that KIND OF counts as fetish material for Chiaki, right?

>>20773931
What if Midori used powers to look like Homura and seduce Homura?

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>>20773851
She's just very good at her job. No craziness at all.

Everything's wonderful, nothing hurt.

>>20773954
I wonder if there is a gender-bended Gil working under warmaster Nero?

>>20773930
>>20773939

Now I have a mental image of Chiaki getting it on with some girl with the sex involving pancakes and syrup. Way to go, guys.

Drawfag: new addition to your to-do list!

>>20773916
Well, putting aside Chiaki's crippling fear of intimacy and so on. Her fetishes would probably be rather normal. She'd aim for things like holding hands, cuddling, the things she knows an emotionally broken fuck up like her can never have.

>>20773953

Excellent, I was really hoping somebody would draw Creepin' Kharn.

>>20773972
I was thinking more about the full suit of gold plate armor

>>20773948
I still say we keep Midori as our personal aide, dealing with paperwork and tasks that require prolonged interaction with Chiaki. For all her improvements, Midori is still the only person who's shown herself capable of actually dealing with us at our worst, and for a (relatively) extended period of time.

We simply need to have someone else (i.e. Kyouko) available to deal with public interaction and away missions.

>>20773916
And pancakes, and chairs, and soft idol bottoms. And groping sleeping underlings.

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>>20773979
>holding hands

>>20773974

I don't do porn. It is very hard to explain to passing lecturers. You'll get your cheesecake and like it.

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>been asking deculture for tanks
>get an OK
>get some armored car instead

>>20773986
Err, that should be "for all OUR improvements".

>>20773983
Why not magic girl gil in gold armour?

>>20773979
I think Chiaki would be the most faithful person in a relationship. Ever. IF she could find someone willing to put their dick in crazy. But no one on 4chan or anime world would do that, would they?

>>20773948
Midori can still be useful as recon and support if we have to personally get involved in a fight.
Also, personal secretary does not have to be second-in-command. She can still handle things like appointments, taking care of our agenda, and sorting out paperwork, while we hand off more hands-on work to Kyoko or whoever else we get as an aide.

>>20773935
>>20773931
What, seriously? She's loyal, she compliments our abilities, able to make rational decisions and is as close as It can get without It being a bother in work.

As for the turncoat thing, she's as good as Chiaki is in this flashback. A future Warmaster

>>20773986

Midori has been working with us for two days. TWO DAYS.

This is not exactly an extended period of time.

>>20773998
>not making lewd materials in class and winking slyly at your lecturer to pre-empt any comments

>>20773448 >>20773458 >>20773463

You try to silence Malal's muted snickerings and get some semblance of your wounded dignity back by asking Murderface loudly enough about her shield. The girl seems to blink for a few moments, as if slowly waking up for a trance, before glancing at the metal disc clamped to her right arm. She stares at it for a good minute or so, as if wondering herself where she got it.

"It stops time," Murderface murmurs, raising her arm and twisting it slightly to get a good look at the thing - the ugly gash running across it brought into starker relief. You can see the multitude of gears clicking and spinning away in its innards - which is mind-blowing, considering that the device looks much too streamlined to have any sort of heavy machinery inside.

"It stops time at my command. Sometimes I need to force it." The raven-haired girl takes hold of the rim of the shield with her other hand, and mimes turning the entire thing on its axis. "Sometimes it obeys my thoughts. Sometimes...it does so without any reason." Murderface shrugs. "It also gives me guns. Sometimes it gives me the right ones, other times sit gives me strange things."

Hnh. So besides being a somewhat perfect Time Stop, it also gives her randomized munitions? Certainly a finicky thing, this device, but you have no doubt of its potential. After all, it saw twenty-one Eversors dead, and an Eversor only gets to call herself that after she kills enough people to fill a mortuary.

[1/2]

>>20774042

You thank her for her explanation before balling up the plastic wrapper of the Jolly Roger you've just unceromoniously crunched down on; and it's with a flick that you toss it towards the back of Malal's helmet. The Culexus reaches back with a gloved hand and catches it without even looking away from the road.

"Kharn, throw your candy wrappers in the bin." Your aide's voice is patient, yet somewhat exasperated. "Come on, I just had this cleaned this week."

You are still a bit sulky, so you ignore that bit. You ask her instead about planning for your meeting with the Third Incubator's Warmaster.

"Planning? When have we ever gotten into a scrap with a plan, Warmaster?" Malal laughs as she uses your title, and you glower at her all the more. Beside you, Murderface seems to be nodding off slightly, having finished her box of Pocky, her eyes opening and closing as she tries to keep awake.

"Look, obviously, this is a trap. For fuck's sake, Kharn, they didn't even pretend to ask for a neutral meeting ground. We're going right into the belly of the beast, here. But we don't care, do we?" Malal chuckles. "They've got the home court advantage, and we're the away team, and we're just going to walk in there and fuck their cheerleaders."

As always, Malal knows how to cheer you up. Yes, that is how you've always conducted yourself as Warmaster. Often going into hostile territory without so much as a plan. Usually, your own talents - and your aide - would be enough to get you out of any tight spot should they prove to be too tight. With a Time Stopper on your side, it would be a piece of cake.

[2/3]

>>20774033
She's probably seen more crazy shit in two days than the rank and file see in a year. She's earned some respect.

And we outpace the fuck out of Deculture.

>>20774033
>two days
Shiiit my perception of the timeframe is WAY off. I thought she'd been with us for a week or so. My bad.

Still, in two days she's dealt with more extreme issues from our end, and in a more amenable manner, than anyone I can think of save Mami or Kharn.

>>20774033
No, not normally. But then again, she's so far the only person besides Mami and presumably Kharn who has withstood the Full Murderface Experience without burning out.

>>20774048
>>20774052

....

Ok, I'll consider taking Midori as an aide if she goes off and takes a level in badass when we are out for a month.

>>20774045
Are you saying we DON'T have a cadre of MGs ready to go STEEHL REHN on their asses?

>>20774045
>"They've got the home court advantage, and we're the away team, and we're just going to walk in there and fuck their cheerleaders."

I like you.

>>20774070
>>20774077
Hell, I think not even Mami or Kharn have withstood us going full Gold Fever on them, snapped us out of it, and proceeded to HUG US TIGHTLY AND DECLARE THAT THEY WON'T EVER LET US GO.

She's already pretty badass in my books. Though if we are going under a month, we should tell Midori to make use of the time and train with Kharn.

>>20774099
We should specify that we mean combat training, not 'How to seduce Murderface (and do that tongue thing)' training.

>>20774107
It's a good thing Midori isn't blonde. Or else there'd be no hope.

>>20774107
>not 'How to seduce Murderface (and do that tongue thing)' training.
>no tongue thing
It's like you really hate fun.

>>20774107
But Callidus are counterintelligence agents. Seduction is a key part of their combat repertoire. In fact, it would be horribly remiss of us NOT to instruct her explicitly to learn such valuable techniques.

>>20774136
But remember how we met her? When she was disguised as Yayoi and seduced Iori? I think she's already got that part covered.

>>20774045
>"Look, obviously, this is a trap. For fuck's sake, Kharn, they didn't even pretend to ask for a neutral meeting ground. We're going right into the belly of the beast, here. But we don't care, do we?" Malal chuckles. "They've got the home court advantage, and we're the away team, and we're just going to walk in there and fuck their cheerleaders."

welp time to watch kharn add hordes of skulls to her skull throne.

>>20774155

Midori only wants to seduce Chiaki now.

>>20774155
It's not a hard trick for a good Callidus. They just become who is needed for the job and let the other person do most of the work.

I just realised, when we get back to the Officio with Midori and our coworkers start meeting her, most of them aren't going to think "Oh look, Murderface-sempai has a turncoat partner now". They'll be thinking "Oh look, Murderface-sempai hooked up with Miracle Midori. Haaaah~".

>>20774155

She didn't actually do that. That was an illusion pulled from Iori's mind. I'm not sure it counts.

>>20774179

Oh yea, we should add "tell Midori to have a good think about her feelings when we are out" to the list.

>>20774185
Wait. Wait.
We can make some cash with an official book signing event.

>>20774155
That just proves that it's a key skill of theirs. Are you saying you don't want our partner and potential close aide to better her disciplines under the tutelage of the greatest seducer the Officio has ever known?

>>20774185
Oh, yeah, that's right. Most people don't even know that Midori is from another Officio, because they haven't met her.
And aside from her doujin persona, no one ever heard of her, either.

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>>20774201
This is how we win their hearts: Kyoko and the Miracle herself signing books with up.

If Sayaka doesn't turn into Oktavia right then and there my name isn't Pinky

>>20774201
"Warmaster Chiaki 'Murderface' Matsuda and Miracle 'GreenGreen' Midori's Sanctioned Officio Recreational Book Signing Event (One Time Only)!"?

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>>20774185
we need some white roses and blue water...

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>>20774048
>>20774052
THIS!

It may have been only two days, but she not only seems to have learned quickly how to deal with Chiaki - after some explanations about the Murderface-Expierience - but also kept us pretty much from being corrupted fully at the expense of her own safety. I mean.. Holy shit, we stabbed her and tried to cut of her arms and she still clung to Chiaki. I think that without a fucking doubt she is loyal to Chiaki.

I do believe that if we get to be warmaster we should let her be our aid. Yes, there will people who won`t like that. Yes there could be issues with people not wanting to follow her orders. But jesus fuck, I don`t think that anyone in the Officio besides maybe Sayaka would have the balls to call out Murderface on that, especially with the reputation of reverence/fear she has.

Actually one could use Midori as PR. You know, other Agencies/Mahou Shoujos being so overwhelmed by Murderface`s antics that they pledge loyalty to our glorius incubator out of veneration for her.

And lastly.. We are Murderface. Sure she is now Warmaster but since when did she actually believe that people will be happy about anything she does? So we can go as well with "Fuck you! I do what I want!".

>>20774248
... we need to distract qb

oh god this is turning into a late 80s / early 90s comedy spy movie

>>20774045

Still...something's bothering you about the entire thing.

"It is rather strange, isn't it?" Malal says as a particularly-tall building looms into view in the horizon. The SANY Corporation Tower, headquarters of a particularly old company that first specialized in calculators, and now were into game consoles. You have the latest model in your room, but you haven't bought any games for it yet.

"Three squads for a purge, holding back and letting Mami's squad do all the work...they were definitely trying to screw us over, but for what? Kidnap Mami Tomoe and hold her for ransom?" You feel the Marauder slow down as Malal eases back on the gas, trying to buy time before your grand arrival. "Some things doesn't fit. Hopefully we'll get the answers we need from their Warmaster, but I'm not counting on it. This Ahriman girl doesn't look like she's all there, judging by her photo."

You chastise her gently for judging a person by her looks alone. Maybe it was a bad time for that photo, you never know!

"I think I've spent enough time with Warmasters to know that not a single one of them is all there, Kharn." Malal replies, the vox speakers of her helmet giving her voice a waspish edge. "Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake being one of them." She shakes her helmet-encased head. "Who in their right mind would attach a rocket engine to a hummer rigged with a metric ton of explosives, and jump it into the face of a Witch, before diving out just as it explodes?"

Someone from America, you reply. Someone with imagination. With artistic flair. With...with zazz.

[3/4]

>>20774287
>but you haven't bought any games for it yet.
Hehehe.

>>20774287
> "Who in their right mind would attach a rocket engine to a hummer rigged with a metric ton of explosives, and jump it into the face of a Witch, before diving out just as it explodes?"

THIS IS A PERFECTLY VALID STRATEGY

>>20774287

Stop saying -zazz-.

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>>20774287
>"Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake being one of them." She shakes her helmet-encased head. "Who in their right mind would attach a rocket engine to a hummer rigged with a metric ton of explosives, and jump it into the face of a Witch, before diving out just as it explodes?"
Campy as fuck but still...

>>20774287
>Someone from America, you reply. Someone with imagination. With artistic flair. With...with zazz.
Someone who watched Die Hard movies too much. Who yells "Yippie Kai Yay, Motherfucker" when she neutralizes a Witch.

In other words, the perfect American Magical Girl.

>>20774197
I think she's been pretty clear on how she feels. Talking to her for other reasons is on the list, though

>>20774287
>SANY.
>Nogaems
I missed the gentle trolling.

>>20774287
> "Who in their right mind would attach a rocket engine to a hummer rigged with a metric ton of explosives, and jump it into the face of a Witch, before diving out just as it explodes?"

*raises hand*

>>20774316
>Megucas of Hazzard

>>20774322
She said "Right mind."

All of us are on 4chan, we're all disqualified.

>>20774323
When we get back to Japan, we need to pull outrageous stunts in our Murdermobile with Midori riding shotgun.

>>20774365
I read that as "midori riding our shotgun"

I think that is a much better idea

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>>20774287
>"Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake being one of them." She shakes her helmet-encased head. "Who in their right mind would attach a rocket engine to a hummer rigged with a metric ton of explosives, and jump it into the face of a Witch, before diving out just as it explodes?"

>>20774380
*insert gauge joke here*
*insert 'insert' joke here*

>>20774287
Well. I run over infantry with a helicopter. Her strategy sounds solid.

>>20774287
Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake is a dumb name for a meguca.

Natalya Explosion, though? That's got zazz.

>>20774391
We need to deadpan horrible sexual puns during our inevitable book signing, and then act as if we didn't say anything out of the ordinary.

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>>20774380
>I read that as "midori riding our shotgun"
>Dat mental image

Oh.. Oh god. OH GOD.

>>20774412
>Natalya Explosion
I see through your veil, friend. Next you want her piloting a plane across the sea, don't you?

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>>20774429
>You know she wants it.

>>20774412
Something tells me she has tasles...

>>20774365

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFEirq5u0bc

>>20774429
Chiaki looking over at Midori slightly bored, with her signature deadpan "Hey, Midori. Want to ride my shotgun?"
Then when she gets up eagerly, we lead her out to the car and chuck her a shotgun from our shield. "Well? What are you waiting for? Get in."

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>>20774441

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>>20774412
I believe IT was something like
>Warmaster Liquid, with permission, that idea is stupid
>With permission, auxiliary, I believe that you are stupid.
>This has no rights to work
>You may as well add some rocket engines.
>That's ridiculous, auxiliary.
>You know what would be ridiculous? Doing that PLUS making you dumb name like I don't know, Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake
>Liquid's face when

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And clean version more or less done.

See if I ever draw another fucking Chaos Terminator again, it will be too fucking soon.

>>20774514
>Tiny Pete in a bikini
I fucking love your work, man.

>>20774514
>iori crying her eyes out

Heh

>>20774514
Please tell me Kyubey isn't wearing a bikini. Please, please please.

Other than that, fantastic!

>>20774514
Still aweseome.


NOW COLOUR IT!

>>20774564
Of course not.

It's a bearkini.

>>20774564
More like he was depilated very carefully

>>20774564
The bikinis are furry, too. We probably handcrafted them from the finest Siberian hatebears.

Bearkinis for everyone. Even Coobie.

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>>20774564

Everyone is wearing a bikini.

>>20774287

"I rest my case. Anyway, we're here." Malal remarks as the Marauder comes to a full stop, right beside the SANY Corporation building's front porch. She tosses two miniaturized headsets at your direction. "Give one to the new girl. Don't put them on until we need them - no need to tip them off right away as to what we're going to do. That'd just ruin the surprise, you know?"

You nod, and gently shake Murderface awake. She blinks at you, before nodding as you instruct her to conceal the communication device, and to bring it out only when it is needed. She places it inside her inventory. You follow suit, and it's then that all three of you exit the Marauder. The beast of a vehicle chirps as Malal activates its security system, before jangling the keys and placing them inside her own inventory.

"These bitches better not do anything to the car," Malal grumbles, before turning towards you. "Well, Warmaster, let's not spend any more time here than we have to. Meeting's supposed to take place at the top floor, CEO's office." She takes out her tablet, unlocking it with a swipe and tapping at something on its surface. "We're approximately ten minutes late. Just enough to be fashionable and make an entrance."

You nod, frowning as you glance at the seemingly empty foyer and ground floor of the building. Not even a welcoming committee. No banners, no red carpet, not even party poppers. Surely the arrival of a Warmaster warrants something more special than...an abandoned ground floor?

[4/5]

>>20774514

And I just realised that I wrote +3 instead of 3+. Helfire and damnation.

>>20774514
I have no face.

And I must laugh.

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>>20774588
>that pun
>not even spoilered
take the shot

>>20774608
They're gonna collapse the building on us