Also, Im sorry for anybody who was put off by my behavior yesterday. I dont have many rules, and I just freaked out when people stopped following the one I have. I do have a reason for it.

>>20897152
Just a Rock ballad
you can never go wrong with it

Pick Ridin' Dirty.

Sing the Weird Al version lyrics.

>>20897211

What exactly is this rule? Glanced over the archive post (side note, why not suptg?), and can't see a mention of any rules.

>>20897262
Don't roll unless prompted, basically.

>>20897219
Rock ballads are good.

>>20897262
I just dont like people rolling until I ask for rolls.

The reasoning behind that is that if somebody rolls a 100 or something when I dont ask for it, I feel the need to implement it into the story. Even if it is bad, people disagree with it, or it is entirely wrong.

And then, if I dont, somebody is going to tell me to. And if I dont, somebody gets mad.

The easiest way to avoid this is just to not roll until I ask for it. It doesnt actually matter who rolls, so you shouldnt be in such a hurry anyway.

>>20897219
Rock Ballad sounds good, I'm personally thinking Queen, you can never go wrong with Freddie.

I read over the archive.
Doesn't look like you did much of anything wrong, really.

Don't worry about it, homie.

>>20897281
Alright, so a rock ballad then.

Any specific songs? I only need like two people to agree, as there are a large number of songs/genres, and it would take a very long time to get more than that to agree.

>>20897310

Dude no. Professional musicians have trouble doing justice to Freddie, you want someone called "Shy-chan" to try it?

>>20897321
Bridge over Troubled Water- Simon and Garfunkel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-sbKWw6T4A

This. Meatloaf is perfect for this.

>>20897317
I ragequit. I immediately felt terrible about it, but I still ragequit. People might question my actual dedication toward this quest because of that. I want to assure any of those people that I am extremely dedicated at this point. I, along with many of you I hope, have developed feeling for the character and story here.

>>20897321

Sad But True by Metallica.

>>20897341
That sounds good.

>>20897345
I'll go ahead and second Meatloaf, if only to move things along.

>>20897341
I like this, not too complex and kind of sad, works with a feminine voice.

>>20897370
>>20897374
Alright, so Meat Loaf or Simon and Garfunkel.

Place your votes now.

Hare Hare Yukai, the OP of Haruhi.

>>20897381

I vote for Meat Loaf just because maybe Shy-chan will be moe over having to say that name.

>>20897378
Ok, so we are doing Bridge over Troubled Water by S&G.

Roll for sing check. We decided it was +10 because she is a passionate person. This is a fairly in-character song, so I will give it another +5.

Roll 1d100. Median of 3, +15.

>>20897381
I'm pretty sure we have a majority.
>>20897341
>>20897370
>>20897378

>>20897447

Rolled 5

>>20897447
Rollan. Not adding the 15 in yet as some people might not and it'll just confuse things.

Rolled 84 + 15

>>20897447
Whoops, messed up the dice.

Rolled 87

H-here I go.

>>20897465
I don't like the new dice, they're harder to read. I can't tell if that's a 99 or an 84

>>20897456
>>20897471
>>20897465
Median of 84. +15 makes it 99. Im not going to count Crits because it wasnt natural, but Ill type this up.

Rolled 44 + 15

>>20897447
Rolling.

>>20897476
Im just going to do it that way.

If it is wrong, no big deal.

Rolled 1 + 15

>>20897493
Not a roll for singing, just a test.

>>20897535
Welp, that solves that.

You get slowly up on the stage. The teenagers in the corner are causing a ruckus, but it isnt too loud.
You pick the song out of the console. Being a classic, it is of course on there. The beginning of the song starts to play.

You start out very quiet.
"... when youre weary, feeling small.
... when tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all."

You look at Friend-kun. He is of course watching you.

"... Im on your side."

You start to pick up volume.

" when times get rough."
"And friends just cant be found."
"Like a bridge over troubled water,"
"I will lay me down."

You are now singing pretty loudly. Certainly louder than you normally sing. When you live in an apartment alone, there isnt much reason to sing loudly. You just quietly mumble the lyrics, hopefully in tune. This is different.

You start on the second verse. You quiet down at first again. Once more, you pick up until you are at a normal singing level. Your voice gets a little louder by the end than it was before. You are starting to get comfortable.

Then reaches the third verse, the final one. You start this verse at a normal singing level. One that somebody might use in a church or in a school choir.

When you reach the ending chorus, your voice picks up again. Your eyes lock with Friend-kun. It seems his eyes never left you throughout the song. This gives you strength, and you continue. You start to sing your heart out. When you reach the final line, you slow down. You say the last line in almost a whisper.

Wonder if Friend-kun is staring at you because you have a booger in your nose.

>>20897606
"... I will ease your mind."

You dont bother to hold it. You made your point. You step down from the stage, listening to the clapping from the other people. It seems the teenagers had stopped what they were doing, and were now only focused on clapping. You make it back to your group. Friend-kun stands up and pulls you into an embrace. This is the second time today.

The other people in your group all go up to sing. Some, like Slutty-san, are pretty good. Others, like DM-bro, not so good. He knew what he was getting into though, so he makes sure the audience gets a laugh.

It is now about 4:00 PM and everyone has had a chance to sing.

wat do?

Rolled 37

>>20897641
Suggest D&D or maybe if your feeling a little brave you could ask to bring the pie

>>20897641
Smile, tell our friends how we liked their singing.

Ask if they'd like to try the Shepherd's pie we made, though it's out of the way at our home.

>>20897641

Notice Slutty-chan sang "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry and stared at you a lot. Wonder what's up with that.

"... nice job guys."

"Oh come on Shy-chan-chan. We all know you blew us out of the water." Waitress-chan says with a smile.

You blush and try to hide your face.

"I thought I did pretty well," Slutty-san pouts.

"... anyway guys, I made something this morning, and I wonder if you guys want to try some."

>>20897717
You already made the pie, and it will taste good, but talking them into coming to eat it is social.

Roll 1d100. Median of 3.

Rolled 37

>>20897723
Rollen

Rolled 6

>>20897723
"But only if you want to. It's not really a big deal, I think it'll be good though."

Rolled 19

>>20897723

Here we go

Rolled 9

>>20897733
Oh this can't end well

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Rolled 59

>>20897733
>>20897750
>>20897731
>>20897751

>>20897152

>I had a huge post and you didn't use it

it was good too

>>20897775

'Tis the fashion on Quest threads these days, most of it's prewritten.

>>20897759

I'm somehow failing to be able to read his lips. I lived with a deaf guy, I swear I'm not that bad. What the fuck is he saying?

Rollin'

Rolled 80

>>20897781

>>20897780

This is the worst day ever

Rolled 63

>>20897723
Please be good

>Type up a huge post
>Accidently delete it.


HNNNNNG.
Another minute.

Also, people can stop rolling now. It only takes 3.

>>20897797

Thanks. I went full retard.

Rolled 36

>>20897826

I hope you take into account the 63 and 80.

We can't have seizures again

>>20897880

Fuck, sorry about that

"Is it really necessary? It is pretty out of the way. I am ready to get this game session started, even if we are several hours late." Friend-kun suggests.

".. well..."

"Yeah, Im ready to start drinking. I mean gaming. Lets just go straight there." Orcbro agrees.

It seems your party has decided to just go straight to the house. You all load into the cars in what seems to be the predetermined allocation; You in the passenger side of Friend-kun's car, Waitress-chan in the back seat.

You pull into the driveway just after DM-bro's car. He gets out and heads toward the front door to unlock it. Everybody opens their own door and heads to the front door as well.

You step into the now-familiar abode. You try to keep from smelling the odors, as always. You once again glance at the trophies on his wall. He really has amassed quite a collection. There is everything from LARP accessories to maps. And there are certainly plenty of maps. You are lead to the game room and sit in your usual seat. Waitress-chan pulls up a chair on your other side. You are now sandwiched between her and Friend-kun.

"Alright, now where were we? Oh yes, we were in the forest, and night was passing..."

You wake up in Friend-kun's tent. You glance over to where he is sleeping and see a lump. You crawl out of the tent and stand up. Being a cleric, you have to prepare your spells for the day. You pick a very generic set; Several heal spells and a few "Just in case" ones. You are just finishing up your prayers when out of the bushes comes Friend-kun. He seems to be fumbling with his belt, trying to get it closed.

Wat do?

>>20897944
"Fuckin' bears again?"
On a more serious note, avert our gaze and pretend we didn't see anything.

Use Appraise skill on lump.

>>20897944
Look away from him, look down at feet blush, don't make any mention of it.

>>20897944

Help him with his belt, just to help him.

>>20897977

This.

>>20897826
Dat feel when accidentally delete posts. I know dat feel, bro. It is not a good feel.

>>20897984

Critical failure means his semi-hard cock fumbles out

>>20898011
How do we know that's not a success?

You shyly glance away.
"Oh, did you just get up? Alright, Ill go check on the others." He sticks his head into the other tents. Out come one, and two other people. Orcbro takes a moment to orient himself. When he at last realizes where he is, he starts to stretch. Slutty-san just rubs her eyes.

You hear a rustling from within the tent you were sleeping.
Wat do?

>>20897977
What? No. Getting in his personal space like that is scary. What if he thinks it's weird or creepy?
>>20897965
This.

>>20898017

Call to a vote?

>>20898022
Peek inside tent.

>>20898022

>not even a roll

>>20898022
Peek inside the tent, carefully, have our bow ready.

>>20898040
>First two people wanted to avert our eyes.
>Doing so is a shy maneuver
>Rolls only happen when you try to do something social/out of character

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>>20897152
omg, that is my painted "draw your playing group" ! People still use it ^^ haha fun as fuck
Here is the original !

>>20898022
Perception and ready LANCE OF FAITH

You look into the tent. Inside is a completely naked woman, stretching as well.

You pull your head out, red faced. After a few seconds, the mysterious woman peeks her head out as well.

"What is everyone doing here? Why are you all in my house?"

Your party trade glances, looking very confused.

"Um, Ma'am, this is a forest." Friend-kun mentions politely.

"Yeah, so what are you guys doing in my house?"

Wat do?

>>20898036
>>20898040
>>20898043
>>20898085
All right we're going in alone

>>20898114
What, is she a nymph? Cause that's hilarious.

>>20898114
Back the fuck off and let Friend-kun do the talking. We're here if he needs us, but strange nekkid ladies are too freaky.

>>20898137

Friend-kun gained: wood nymph waifu.

>>20898114
funking nymphs,
Get behind Friend-kun and try your intimidate check

>>20898114
"Your house is a forest? Then we're sorry for invading your house, we were just passing through.

Could we have your name?"

It's a bit unshy for Shy-chan but given that it's roleplaying I think she has a decent shot of getting it out.

>>20898137

Destroy the vile creature!

Rolled 58

Rolling for the size of her areolas. In millimeters.

>>20898114
Ready the bow

Roll intimidate.

1d100. Median of first 3.

Rolled 49

>>20898191

W-What?

Rolled 11

>>20898191

Rolled 72

>>20898191
Hail Xom! I call upon you to poison this dice roll!

Rolled 40

>>20898191
If she fails hard it could be pretty moe

Rolled 62

Gogo intimidate!

Rolled 13

>>20898201
>>20898203
>>20898208
median is 49, unless I forgot my maths

>>20898238
That was my reading too. I need to find a new dice god.

"... I think you had better leave."
She laughs.
"Now now little one, I think you should probably being the ones leaving. Except maybe you. " She glances at Friend-kun. "You can stay if you want, big boy. "
("Hey DM-bro, isnt this a little fetishy." "No, we are still in the clear. Just shut up and play.")

"Im afraid I have to stay with my party. If you would like us to leave however, we would be willing to after taking a few minutes to pack up our camp."

She stops laughing.

"Oh poo, you guys are no fun." She starts to pout. She doesnt seem to be actually trying to influence your party in any way.
"Whatever, just make it fast. You should probably get out of this area soon." She glances at the horizon.
"Like, really soon."

With that, she stands up out of the tent and slowly walks away. Nobody, especially not the men, take their eyes off of her.
... You really wish you could look that graceful when you walked.

Wat do?

>>20898288

Do your own little cute thing to get them to look at you

Rolled 90

>>20898263
I have no problem failing this roll I mean all we did was have our character's character fail a perception check slightly giving us and our cleric a chance to look cute.

>>20898288
Pack up and get ready to go. Something is certainly coming.

>>20898288
It's not like we weren't going to break camp anyway. Maybe doing it a little quicker would be a good idea?

>>20898304
Oh, I agree. I was trying to roll low and failed.

Rolled 5

>>20898288
Stare at her gently swaying hips till she is out of sight then suggest you want break camp as soon as possible.

>>20898288
Should probably heed the naked lady's advice and hurry up with the camp-taking-up.

Your party decides that, based on the conversation, it would be best to hurry along with preparations to leave. You do it much more quickly than you usually would, and you are ready to go within ten minutes.

Your party is currently on a quest for one of the local lords to collect taxes in a village on the other side of this forest. The other tax collectors had apparently not managed to make it back to him. He suspects that they are trying to cheat him. If this turns out to be the case, you are to hunt them down and bring them in. Your party is currently about 3/4 of the way through the forest.

Wat do?

>>20898375

Scooch closer to Friend-kun while you're making your way through.

>>20898375
Well, we clearly have somewhere to be going, so let's go ahead and go there! Perhaps we pay a little too much attention to not klutzing out in the middle of the forest, but we have to pull our own weight, after all...

>>20898375
Continue through the forest, keep our pace up, watch around us to make sure nothing sneaks up on us.

Stay close to Friend.

Rolled 68

>>20898375
Out of character try to get some physical contact with friend-kun
In character follow the railroad

Sudden extreme distraction. What if tonight goes amazingly? What if Friend-kun suddenly asks us to marry him?

Oh my god, are we wearing embarrassing panties?

Your party decides that it is important to complete your task. You walk in a square formation. Orc-bro and Friend-kun are in the front, with you are Slutty-san in the back. You are directly behind Friend-kun. You go through the rest of the forest uneventfully. When you emerge from the forest, you can see the village in the distance. You go toward it, reaching in as the sun starts to drop. You request a meeting with the village elder. He arrives shortly. When you inform him that you are here to collect taxes, he becomes enraged.

"You bureaucrats think you can come here and take our hard earned money not just once, but twice in one month?"

"Im sorry sir, we were not aware that the tax collectors had made it to you. Might we know which way they went after departing from here?" Friend-kun tries to be a diplomat.

The elder scoffs. "As if you dont know. You should have passed right by them, if you came from the forest. They went right back the way they came, right into the forest."

Hearing this, your party decides to pick a course of action. The lord will be content as long as you find money to pay for the taxes owed. It is now about 6 PM, and the sun should be setting soon.

Wat do?

>>20898565
It is neither good nor shy to demand more money from honest villagers. Let's spend the night here, and look for those missing tax collectors in the morning. Wouldn't it be nice if we could get a room at the inn with Friend-kun instead of a tent?

>>20898565

Get Slutty-chan drunk, she'll go to sleep that way.

>>20898600
Gooooooooood

>>20898593

This. Room with friend-kun.

>>20898565
Room at the inn is probably the best idea. Let the others decide the arrangements.

>>20898593
>>20898600

Both of these obviously. Go to inn. Acquire rooms. Have dinner. Buy Slutty-chan many drinks. Surely she will go to sleep and leave Friend-kun and you to have some privacy.

Alright. So we can do both.

Roll 1d100 for Slutty-san's fortitude save.

As always, median of 3

Rolled 83

>>20898637
Hail Xom! Give us some critical hits this time!

>>20898637

Of course, if Slutty-chan makes her saves, she will just be drunk but of much lowered inhibitions. She might want to be all over Friend-kun.

Or us.

Or both.

>>20898645
Er... hell. I misread what I was rolling for. And apparently wasted a successful invocation.

Rolled 54

>>20898637
DRINKING!

Rolled 99

>>20898637

Oh boy!

>>20898625
Actively trying to get a room with Friend-kun seems too aggressive to me.
>>20898653
I hadn't even thought of that outcome.

>>20898686
>>20898645
>>20898685
Critical Save. With Confirm.
This could be fun.

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Rolled 70

>>20898699

Rolled 66

>>20898637
I hope Slutty-san lives up to her title

>>20898653
Well... if she's all over us, at least she's not stealing Friend-kun from us? Not that we want that kind of attention from her, but if we have to spill spaghetti on someone...

>>20898699
Uh oh. The one time my dice god listens to me and it's when I'm praying wrong. Darn the luck!

>>20898717

I hope we start calling her Bi-chan!

Rolled 67

>>20898699
The drunken slut takes us to bed instead of Friend-kun

Your party goes to the local inn for the night. Orcbro goes to the bar first. He orders his standard six tankards of ale and starts to drink.

Meanwhile, you develop a plan. Your little mischievous elf brain starts to roll, and you decide that it would be best to get Slutty-chan a little drunk so you can have more time with Friend-kun.

You decide on a drinking contest.

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>>20898737

Guys are into girl-on-girl! Maybe this will get Friend-kun to notice us! Wooooo!

>>20898747
An elf like us is going to try and outdrink a slut with an orc at the table?

We are the master of unwise ideas! And we're not even drunk yet!

Rolled 26

>>20898787
No we just need the Slutty to try to out drink the ork we can make stealth checks to not drink the beer

Your roleplaying body is much more hearty than your real life one, but an elf's body is much smaller than a huamn's.

After a couple of drinks, you vision goes fuzzy.
After six, you start to stagger.
After ten, you cant remember anything.

You wake up in a bed. Lying next to you is...

Well, everybody. Including the barmaid. The only one missing is Friend-kun.

You cant remember anything about what happened. Your head is killing you. You sit up, trying to clear your head. When you do, the other 3 people occupying the bed roll over, revealing themselves.

All of themselves.
("Are you serious DM-bro? You REALLY arent injecting your fetishes here?" "You saw the roles.")

While you are admiring the naked flesh of your bed companions, the bathroom door opens.

Out walks Friend-kun, missing his shirt.

Wat do?

>>20898787

Will we still have to make die rolls to overcome shyness and lick orc cock, or will the booze autoconfirm those rolls for us?

>>20898820

Look downward. Waist height. Is it ONLY his shirt that's off?

>>20898820
****rolls.

Damnit, I have a feeling this is going to keep happening.

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>>20898832
Don't sweat it, bro. We know what you mean.

>>20898850
Well, buns were involved.

>>20898820

Examine Slutty-chan for bitemarks. Consider whether any of them could be yours.

Alternately, ask Friend-kun what happened.

>>20898820

Ask what happened last night, and see if you can get with friend-kun again.

>>20898820
Cover up with the blankets accidentally stealing them from everybody else.

Be unable to tear our eyes away from Friend-kun and his shirtless body.

Ask somebody what happened last night.

>>20898820
Of course, we'd like to ask what happened. It would be the natural, slightly outgoing thing to do. But we are awkward and shy, and have all too much reason to believe we know what happened. We scored with everyone except the one we're after, and we can't even remember doing it.

Freeze and fumble for words.

>>20898888
Agreement on covering our nekkid self at any cost.

>>20898904

What, is morning sexytime not an option for friend-kun?

>>20898904
Is morning sexytimes not an option?

>>20898925
Fucking refreshing....

Didn't see my post.

>>20898904

Even a shy person can blurt/mumble/whisper "Wut happen?!"

>>20898830
If we were the cleric this could work but we are Shy-chan so we need to be more discrete about what he do in game with our eyes, ask what happened.
Be happy our character is no longer a virgin like us even if she can't remember what went down in

You pull covers from the others, using them to cover yourself.
"... what did I do?"

"You got piss drunk, lass"
Orcbro states this casually, just waking up.

"Well, yeah." Friend-kun confirms

"... so why am I here?"

"Well, you decided that we only needed one room for the whole party. You are a very persuasive drunk." Friend-kun says with a laugh.

"... does that mean we..?"

He tilts his head. When he realizes what you mean, he laughs.

"Not you, no. You passed out as soon as your head hit the pillow. The others though..." Friend-kun trails off.

"It was quite the night." Orcbro says, chucking.

"... so Friend-kun and Slutty-san..."

At this, Friend-kun laughs again.
"You think I would get mixed up with that? I slept on the floor."

>>20898925
I suppose it might be, but it's not what I'm voting for. Besides, isn't it better if the suspicions of fetish injection stay solely on DM-bro?

>>20898953

Slutty-chan and the orc?

Maybe feel a little bad about doing that to her, maybe we went too far.

>>20898969

I guess.

>>20898953
Turn a very deep shade of red as we blush.

"So I was here while you did ..." Trail off as we wrap the covers around us even more. Make a small meeping sound.

>>20898987
she wanted it, she didnt know it, but she wanted it.

>>20898987
What's to feel bad about? Slutty-san can shack up with anyone she wants as long as it's not the one we want.

>>20899014

Alternatively, get out of the bed (uncovered ) and grab our clothes, and bump into friend kun intentionally.

>>20899032

We just wanted to make her go to sleep, not get her orc-dicked.

How would we feel if someone got us drunk at a bar, and we went home with someone other than Friend-kun?

>>20899032
At least we didn't end up with the ork and friend on the floor

>>20899060
Too aggressive! Do you even know what "shy" is?

>>20899082

This isn't shy, this is a crippling fear of interaction and relationships.

>>20899067
dude it slut-chan, she was going to get orc dick eventually

So, what are we doing here?

Rolled 7

>>20899014

I like this.

>>20899082

Also, we have to grab our clothes.

>>20899067
We just suggested the contest... And apparently the communal room. Surely it's not our fault that the slut slutted with someone? Besides, she probably remembers it better than we do.

>>20899060
I'll throw my vote on this. If we're gonna be hungover anyway, we might as well try to milk it a little.

>>20899060
This i vote

>>20899099
Actually for all we know it was the Barmaid that got the Orkdick

>>20899138
>implying it wasnt both

>>20899132
>>20899060
I say we go for this I mean it is the game and we do need to get dressed

>>20899138
They both got the Orkdick while we were sleeping a few feet away to the side.

>>20899130

But... but... but...

...

... what if...

... What if Slutty-chan isn't really slutty and we're just being mean?

You decide it would be best to get dressed as quickly as possible. You try to stand up. The others are still laying on the blanket, and it is pulled away from you when you stand. Now naked, you cover yourself with your hands and move your robe, crumpled on the floor nearby. When you go to take a step, your headache causes you to stumble.

>>20899172
Roll 1d100.

>>20899172

Cranium impact directly to Friend-kun's crotch.

WHABAM.

Rolled 100

>>20899173

Its time

Rolled 8

>>20899158
We have one objective. Determining whether Slutty-san is actually a really nice person doesn't figure into it.

>>20899173
ROLLING

>>20899183
niggawat

Rolled 56

>>20899173

>>20899183
OH BOY, QUICK SOMEBODY CONFIRM>

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>>20899183

Aw shit

Rolled 88

>>20899172
rollin'

Rolled 87

>>20899173
ROLL TO CLOTHE SELF

>>20899181

Derp. Thought I had it right.

>>20899188
>We have one objective. Determining whether Slutty-san is actually a really nice person doesn't figure into it.

Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were Shy-chan, not Scheming Evil Bitch Maneater-chan.

>>20899158
This is probably the case but... I don't think we are ready to share friendkun just yet

>>20899183
>>20899188
>>20899192
Not quite best confirm, but still good end.

Typing it up.

Rolled 55

>>20899194
Rollin' Rollin' rollin'

>>20899181

Falling into Friend-kun's arms, more like

>>20899203

We don't have to share Friend-kun, but, you know...

Maybe, like... maybe like we could upgrade Slutty-chan to... Oneechan?

That might be kinda kewl, y'know.

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>>20899201
we tomoko actually

>>20899201

This isn't even our final form

has it been confirmed that we are jewish? it was voted on a few threads ago.

>>20899201
Shyness isn't a matter of good or evil. We are what we are, and she is what she is. Whether we become good friends or bitter rivals with Slutty-san is largely up to her.

>>20899216
This is also up to her. We may not want an Oneesama right now, but who knows what the future holds?

>>20899216
But we still feel a little threatned by her and she hasn't done to much since glare at us and sing better... and show up at the hospitable with everyone else...

As you stumble, Friend-kun steps in to catch you. Once he has made sure you are steadied, he steps back, realizing your state.

"Sorry." he mumbles out.

You look away, red faced once more. You quickly gather up your clothes and head into the bathroom.

After carefully putting on your clothes, you go back to the main room. It seems everyone else also took this chance to get dressed as well. Friend-kun pulled on his shirt, everyone else their clothes. The barmaid has also left.

Slutty-san seems even more embarrassed than you were.

Wat do?

>>20899248

>Hospitable

>>20899233
yeah but we still kinda crazy and we did kinda want a big reason for our epic freakout

>>20899264

Sudden distraction, wonder aloud out-of-character whether elves blush places other than their face?

>>20899233
>
Hahah oh yeah, i brought that up, i hope we are!

>>20899264
"So, uh, adventure. We were supposed to look for the tax collectors. We should ask around town some, see if anyone knows more about them."

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>>20899229
I remembered something I didn't want to remember~

>>20899264
We should probably talk to Slutty-san about this. If she actually enjoyed the orkdickings, we might be able to help each other.

>>20899284
I'll bet money that the nymph in the forest is involved with the tax collectors.

>>20899301

Yeah, no shit, Shylock.

>>20899281
I'll go with that and maybe try to comfort Slutty-san just a little I mean this was kinda our fault... this can only end in spaghetti

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>>20899319
Come for the spaghetti. Stay for the unlimited breadsticks!

>>20899349

It's like a little basket of deliciously-buttered dicks.

You decide that you should probably go talk to Slutty-san.

"... Im sorry, Slutty-san... this is all my fault... if I hadnt gotten you drunk..."

"iwasntevendrunk."

"...hmm?"

"I said I wasnt even drunk!" she suddenly shouts out. The two men in the room look away innocently.
"I just got... caught up in the moment."

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>>20899362

>>20899362

... Okay so maybe Slutty-chan is a tad slutty after all.

But we shouldn't judge her! The internet says that's wrong.

>>20899349

I'd like to get my mouth around Sluttychan's hot buttery breadstick.

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>>20899362

lel. Time to turn red and awkwardly stutter.

>>20899386

Later, later, one step at a time.

>>20899377
She can slut all she wants as long as it's not with our Friend-kun. I'm not sure we know her well enough to suggest that she pursue further orkdickings, though. Not openly in front of everyone.

>>20899386
Oh god, my sides.

>>20899398
My vote to this. Blush and stutter sounds like a good plan.

>>20899406

I think if we tried to say "Well maybe you should suck his dick again", not only would there not be a roll high enough, we might in fact spurt blood from our noses so strongly that we would be propelled out of our chair and across the room and then out over the town, raining d6s in a torrent of foot-destruction.

>>20899424
Suddenly, we were playing Exalted. And it was awesome.

"...well..."
You blush, look away, and try to be as invisible as possible.

"SO ANYWAY, ADVENTURE!" Friend-kun shouts out, trying to change the subject.

"Yeah, lets go find the tax collector... or whatever..." Orcbro tries less enthusiastically.

>>20899377
I think it's more likely Slutty-san is extremely embarrassed and trying to act like she meant to do it all along...

Oh who are we kidding? She's pretty and hot and probably never gets embarrassed at all, unlike us.

>>20899445
Suggest splitting up and asking around town. Slutty-chan can go with Orcbro of course.

>>20899469
Agreed. Those two lovebirds can go discover themselves in an alley while we show Friend-kun how cute and reliable we are.

>>20899469

And we go with friend kun.

>>20899493
>>20899494
>>20899469
Sounds like a solid plan

>>20899465
>>20899469
>>20899493
>>20899494

Let's try and be nice as well as shy. Step over close to Friend-kun to hint to him we want to go with him, then let HIM pick the groups to split up. That way Slutty-chan won't feel like we're trying to get rid of her, but surely Friend-kun will pick us.

You tug on Friend-kun's sleeve. He bends over. You whisper in his ear.

"Shy-chan believes it may be in our best interests to split up and investigate town-"

"Great. Im with Shy-chan. Us girls need to stick together." Slutty-san takes your arm and pulls you out of the room.

It seems you will be paired with Slutty-san, leaving Orcbro and Friend-kun together.

Where do you investigate?

>>20899519
Yeah this does seem a little more our speed

>>20899519
thats assuming friend-kun doesnt want sloppy seconds

>>20899531
Well, it happens.
It's a good time for Girl Bonding.
or something

>>20899531

Oh! Um... well... maybe she wants to make an overture of friendship!

Maybe?

We hope?

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>>20899531

>tfw cockblocked by Slutty-san

>>20899531
Let Sluttysan pick for us

>>20899531
Let's investigate the mayor's office, or whatever the local equivalent is. They probably spent the most time with the collectors and can give us the most information on them.

>>20899548

Depending on how you look at it, we have been CUNTblocked.

>>20899531
Somehow, I knew this was going to backfire. But Friend-kun probably ain't going for orkdicks, so we may as well make the best of this opportunity.

Now, where do a couple of girls go in this town if they're looking for a tax collector in a shallow grave?

>>20899531

Wonder to self if Slutty-chan likes yaoi and is trying to set up an Orcbro/Friend-kun pairing.

Thus also wonder if maybe Slutty-chan wants to read your epic six-part Weasley Twins/Winchester Brothers fanfic.

>>20899558

Prepare the lance. We got to the mayor's office and deal him holy justice, for that is the way of the cleric.

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>>20899572

>>20899576
Well, it's not like we know for certain that they offed the guy yet. But yeah, let's keep our hands near our weapons and check this out.

>>20899557
The proper term is cunt swatted.

You decide to investigate the chief's hut.

"Oh, you guys again? I thought I told you guys that we werent giving you any more money. Just finish up whatever you are doing and get out of here."

"Now now, Mr.Chief, we just have a few questions for you."
("Slutty-san, roll for Charisma." "Hmm? Ok.")

Roll 1d100 + 20

Rolled 75

>>20899643

HERE WE GO

>>20899643
LET IT RAIN

Rolled 67

>>20899643
Roll

Rolled 81

>>20899643

Rolled 84

>>20899643
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>20899643

Give DM-bro a nervous look. He's not gonna make her flash her boobs or something, is he?

Rolled 49 + 20

>>20899643
Bring on the sluttening!

Rolled 23

>>20899650
>>20899655
Crit + conferm

>>20899650
>>20899655
>>20899656
Looks like our slut is gonna do something useful after all. Hopefully it doesn't involve fellatio.

>>20899666
Nah, it's only a crit if it's natural.

Rolled 94 + 20

>>20899643
I vote Slut-chan implies that the only thing separating her tongue and his asshole is a few sweet nothings about the tax collectors.

>>20899660
Nah just a fade to black

Rolled 42

>>20899658

WE THREATEN TO CALL DOWN HOLY FIRE ON THE DICK END OF OUR LANCE.

THIS IS ALL.

WE ALSO SHOUT THAT.

>>20899672

... Ew.

("Hmm... looks like I got a 95." "Alright, that is certainly high enough.")

"Certainly, miss. Might I say that you look fantastic?" The Chief looks enthralled.

"Well I... Please, Chief, just answer my questions."

"I already told you. He left town through the forest. Now miss, if you wouldnt mind, would you perhaps like to go get lunch with me? There is an excellent place nearby, and I happen to know the owner."

"There are only like 30 people in the village, of course you know him! Besides, why would I want to go to lunch with you?"

"I will make it worth your while." The Chief assures her.

"I dont know. Shy-chan, what do you think?"

>>20899693
Where Slutty-san wants to stick her tongue is the business of herself, the asshole involved and everyone who pays to watch while pleasuring themselves.

>>20899700
Stutter and freeze up.

>>20899700
Well.... We do need to know more and Slutty-san's ever so good with strangers... Leaving us the opportunity to go and see Friend-kun.

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Rolled 23

>>20899700

We shadow slutty chan, and call down holy fire upon the bastard if he tries anything.


>our face when

>>20899700
Sure, why not? We want information, and he's not asking anything unreasonable.

>>20899712
Uh, no. We don't leave a party member with a dude who might try to slip her a roofie, no matter how much we dislike her.

>>20899700

Tell her she shouldn't do anything she doesn't want to. If anime has taught us anything, it's that just because she's a love-rival doesn't mean we should be horrible to her.

>>20899700
Please just tell us what we need to know then we can see about... lunch... you stutter out as you turn red

>>20899700
For that matter, is he inviting both of us or just Slutty? The latter is way more suspicious.

>>20899700
I dont know, i think we should leave before they start playing banjos. He's kinda, pushy though isnt he? Not in a cocky endearing way, but, just a one note putz..

>>20899737
where did that come from? also spaghetti everywhere

We really should be kinda regretful about what we did to Slutty-san. We should follow her if she goes, out of sight, and help if she gets into trouble.

>>20899700
Tell her that she should just go along with it till we get what we need and then gather up the troops and skip town for the tax collectors.

And then actually shadow her, because leavin' anyone behind enemy lines isn't the brightest of ideas

"... well, I dont feel right about leaving you behind, so I will follow along behind you."
"Alright, I will trust you to have my back." Saying this, Slutty-san turns toward the Chief. "Fine. Ill go. Just make sure you fulfill your side."
"But of course, miss." Saying this, the Chief motions for her to follow him, and skips down the road happily.

"This isnt going to be fun, is it?" Slutty-san sighs, mutters, and follows him with her head hung.

After waiting several seconds, you follow behind her.


Roll 1d100 for stealth.

Rolled 97

>>20899860
Silent as a fart in the elevator.