Also, it seems like I forgot to archive the last thread.

Whoops.

Ask what happened to Friend kun, with an expression of complete confusion.

>adrenaline rush = competencemodo

"Yes?"

>inb4 we ask for advice on how to win back friend-kun from slutty-san and undergo feminine bonding

>>20993180
If dice perment but first I think we need to know what the fuck just happened with Friend maybe and why does she have his phone and car? Why didn't she use her phone?

>>20993133
"W-wha..." Eyes widen.

"W-why are you...in F-friend-kun's..."

Be too timid to finish sentence. Oh god the shock is just a bit too much, it's hard not spew gobbledegook.

Mini freak out over the circumstances. Ask if he got hit by a train or something.

"... whe.... where.... where is Friend-kun? What are you doing here? Why are you in Friend-kun's car?"

You dare to raise your voice.

"Calm down, Shy-chan. Everything is fine. Just answer the question."

>>20993133
Give a none committal affirmation and ask whats going down cause this whole thing right here just ain't right

>>20993392
"Ya..yes what doyouwant to know?" Shy chokes trying to keep her spaghetti on the inside

>>20993392
Start panicing. Why is she asking? Does she think we're... together?

Oh god PANIC WHAT IF FRIEND-KUN DOESN'T SEE US LIKE THAT!

>>20993155
I was looking for it on suptg all night. =(

>>20993392
idontwannatalkaboutityoucantmakeme!

Schlik the nearest garden hose until climax out in the open and pretend nothing happened.

>>20993392
"You're asking if I love him aren't you.

I do, I don't know when, or even if, I'll work up the courage to tell him, but I do."

>>20993508
This.

>>20993508
I say we try to say this

>>20993508
But as we try to say this we freak out and spaghetti all over the car

>>20993508
Eh wot

we're neurotically self conscious and we're just opening up to this lady?

>>20993508
Roll for this.

1d100, median of 3

>>20993508

We start to say this, then vomit our guts out on the seat.

Rolled 17

>>20993567
Dice be kind.

Rolled 79

>>20993567

Rolled 77

>>20993567
Here comes the nervous breakdown...

Rolled 69

>>20993567
no panic attacks!

Rolled 57

>>20993567
I predict spaghetti.

I hope so, anyway.

>>20993594
77 is respectable

>>20993594
>>20993579
>>20993576
Success!

>>20993594
Oh man we might even get all the words out

>>20993576
>>20993579
>>20993594
Holy hell we may have made this one...

>>20993612
Success! All of the words come out!

...but in alphabetical order.

>>20993610
This must be the second time we got a sucess in this whole quest lol

>>20993648
We successes on the pie and the Adorability in the hospital. But yeah, it is pretty rare.

>>20993629
but courage do, do. don't even him, I I I I'll if, know or tell the to up when, work

Aphasia is a terrible thing.

>>20993629
"Aren't asking but courage do, do don't even him, I I I I if, I'll know love or tell the to up when work you you're."

>>20993665
didn't we also get the singing

>>20993733
Now that you mention it, I think we did.

The problem is that our greatest failures are more memorable than our successes. Like that seizure and waking up in the rape dungeon.

"...yes... Im not sure if he knows or if I will ever work up the courage to tell him, but yes, I like him..."

She gauges you for a moment.

"Alright. I just needed to be sure of that."

With that, she gets out of the car, and climbs into the back seat. As if on cue, Friend-kun walks around a corner into sight.

He walks to the driver seat and gets in.

"Sorry, Waitress-chan told me to go get you. I told her you could find your own way in here, but she insisted."

You remember that there are actually two different ways to reach the biology room. It would make sense that you wouldnt see him on your way out, as he probably went in the other door. Relaxing now that Friend-kun is here, he asks

"So, any place in mind?"

You dont have any more plans today.

>>20993763
Yeah good times

>>20993794
Well we already hung out at our place. Go to Friend-kun's place?

We really do need our own means of transportation.

>>20993794
At what time of day is this? Because we might get Friend-kun to take us to lunch or something.

>>20993794
While that's not a clear sign of her intentions, Waitress-chan might not be so bad.

>>20993830
Suddenly, I am kind of curious what his place is like. I mean, sure, we've probably been there, but not in any thread so far.

>>20993794
"I didn't have any plans, maybe we could get lunch or go to your (Friend-kun) house."

>>20993794

>"Alright. I just needed to be sure of that."

Waitress-chan wanted into someone's pants, but who's?

>>20993866
This works for me

>>20993896
Logic said she was interested in Friend at least at first, but now my gut is saying something else

You know I am kinda supprised we haven't seen more of Slut-san.

>>20993794
Fret about if Waitress-Kun is a lesbian or not. Friend-Kun's place I assume?

>>20993932
she has been getting that "orc" dick since we last saw her, or i like to think so.

>>20993896
Isn't she dating one of Friend-kun's military pals or something?

>>20993976
I don't believe I've heard anything to that effect.

>>20993976
Friend said she was a friend of one of the guys in his platoon. It's entirely possible that she's dating Friend's friend, but we don't know for sure.

>>20993976
I thought she was one of Friend's military pal's friend at some point or something.
Also do you think we will see Military-bro?

"... well, we could go over to your place..."

"Nah, youve seen my place. Im certain you wouldnt want Waitress-chan here to witness that horror."

He is probably right. His room isnt in very good shape. He was gone for a while, and he had roommates when he left.

When he got back, his roommates were gone, the room was trashed, and you think something died.

Wat do?

So are we going with food and Friend-kun's house?

>>20994036
We could go hang out at a book store or something?

See if they are carrying any interesting games.

>>20994036

We must go to waitress-chan's place to... uh, explore her interests... in games! We're totally not going to try and figure out what kind of porn she watches!

>>20994036
Used book store, we need to add more books to our library.

>>20994036
Objective: once we get away from Waitrss-chan we have to find time to help Friend-kun clean up his place.

In the meantime how about we go to the Friendly Local Game Store?

>>20994036
Ask if he wants to do anything

>>20994036
Hey, bowling is cheap.

>>20994094
As much as an FLGS run might be amusing, I think I'd like to let Friend-kun lead for a bit.

>>20994036
Outta curiosity was that the only class we had for today?

>>20994132
Dissection of cow hearts, so probably biology of some sort.

>>20994132
Yes.

We should interact more with Slutty-san, she seems to like us now. And given how female social circles are she's just as neurotic as we are but hides it better.

>>20994165
Considering the portion of the hivemind who are definitely yandere, I can't say she'd be wrong to be nervous around us.

>>20994036
Well we have really done a lot recently so maybe we should step back a bit and let Friend-kun take us somewhere.

>>20994114
Ditto.
Shy-Chan + medium to large # of people, = VERY BAD SPAGETTI.

Let friend-kun decide, I guess. Maybe just someplace quiet, because we're still wigged out... about the hearts, yeah.

>>20994114
You know I don't know if I've heard the term FLGS before

>>20994293
That's kind of surprising, it's a pretty common thing on /tg/

>>20994367
Yeah the limits of my knowledge are often surprising.

Sorry Im so slow, finishing up a MtG game.

After that, you will have my full attention.

>>20994274
>>20994265
>>20994238
>>20994114
>>20994094
I think we have reached a conscious of leaving it up to Friend-kun

>>20994463
Ah. I was beginning to wonder if you were waiting for a consensus again. Let us know who wins?

>>20994463
SUDDENLY, SHAHRAZAD

>>20994502
>haven't played MtG in over 10 years
>still bust a gut laughing

You know that basically describes the plot of this quest so far?

>>20994502
>>20994494
Yeah, EDH takes decades. But it is fun as hell.

Seems Friend-kun took the lead. Ill type that up.

Are we playing as a shy gay gamer boy?

>>20994535
In Op's pic we seem to have tits so we are ether a girl or a very dedicated trap...

>>20994559

We seem to have the same cup-size as slutty san, just different hair and posture... Fight Club scenario: slutty-san and shy-chan are the same person, slutty-san was created when shy-chan's desires needed resolution.

"... Im fine with whatever you want to do..."

"Are you sure? Alright then. Hmm. I havent checked into the Local Game store for a while. Not since we got our group together, even."

"Yeah, I need to check out some of the new minis myself. Lets head over that way." Waitress-chan agrees.

Your drive to the local game store, and the other two explain a few things while you carefully listen. It seems that Waitress-chan got out of work early, and feeling bad about leaving her at work without a car, Friend-kun picked her up.

You arrive at the store. It is exactly the same as you remember it. Damp, run down, scarcely populated. It reminds you of home.

You go into the front door and are immediatly greeted by the store owner, Owner-sama. He is a jolly old man, sporting a full beard, starting to grey, and a good sized gut. He is wearing suspenders and a green shirt.

"Friend-kun! Shy-chan!" he shouts out. "Even Waitress-chan? I didnt know you knew them. Anyway, welcome!"

Looking into the connecting rooms, you see a group roleplaying, and there appears to be a group for some TCGs.

Friend-kun examines the newer rulebooks the shop has acquired while Waitress-chan grills Owner-sama about the newest minis he has gotten.

Wat do?

>>20994603

Stand around in the furthest corner from people looking awkward, pretend to look at rulebooks we've seen a dozen times already so we don't have to wander within the orbit of the neckbeards who make us drop spaghetti.

>>20994603
Look at the painted mini section, admire the artwork.

>>20994603
The FLGS is owned by GRRM!

Jam your eyeballs all up in the miniatures display.

>>20994603
I say we check out the stock to see if we see anything new

>>20994603
Wait for Waitress-chan to stop grilling the owner and try to talk with her again by the miniatures.

Looking around to see if anything has changed since you were last here, you see a new display. It appears to feature miniatures from a fantasy world, though judging from their equipment, it is also in space.

Weird.

You do, however, notice the excellent skills that went into painting these. It must have taken a long time to get it to look just right...

"Are you interested in these kinds of things?" Waitress-chan asks, coming up from behind you.

"...well, I like the art..."

"Yeah, whoever painted these must have been pretty skilled. I do a pretty good job myself, but these are well beyond my skill level."

Owner-sama, seeing you both admiring the display, chirps in, "I had a guy come in and do those for us. Those ones themselves arent for sale, but we do have all of the minis and paints themselves stocked."

Wat do?

>>20994791

Ask about what she paints or has painted.

>>20994791
This sounds like an excellent opportunity to get spaghetti all over some brand new minis.

>>20994835
Or demonstrate hereto unknown skill in painting

>>20994791
AW SHIT NIGGA IT'S BATTLECUDGEL 40 BILLION

slink your way to the splatbooks for whatever system it is we usually use

>>20994868
You have to artistic skills.

We already rolled for that a while back.

>>20994879
No*

>>20994883
Fuck what are we even good at

and dont fucking say math even fucking toddlers can do math

>>20994879
I guess she took a long time getting the OP image right, then?

...regardless, even if we can't into art, I say we get some paints and miniatures anyway. We could spend time doing them with Waitress-chan or Friend-kun later, even if we ARE bad at it.

>>20994900
Being adorable, and, apparently, singing.

>>20994903
Meh, I suppose you are right. And it wasnt a direct art skills roll anyway. It was more of a "We dont have any minis" which could be pretty easily revised.


>>20994900
We are good at being shy, uguu, roleplaying, singing, math, science, and we have a fairly steady hand.

>>20994900
Singing, adorableness, academics, slicing open cow hearts, we're a decent cook.

>>20994900

We are unbeknownst to us a wildcat in bed.

>>20994948
You, sir, are mah niggah

>>20994948
THIS MUST BE CANON

>>20994972
We will have to roll our sex-aptitude when the time comes.

Which is not yet, and if I have any say in it, not for quite a while.

Tactical shimmy into the rulebook section

>>20994991
Oh well. We can hope.

You decide that, since Waitress-chan seems interested in it, and you cant see how it could be bad, you purchase a set of paints and a few miniatures. You dont pay attention to what they actually have to do with the game, you just pick a few because you like how they look.

Which ones were they? (Pick a 40k type. I dont need technicals. Just Race.)

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>>20994991
>critfail

>>20995012

>we break down sobbing and just lay there

>>20995010
Sisters of Battle is my vote.

>>20995010
Chaos Space Marines

>>20995010

Dark Eldar.

>>20995010
Unknowingly pick up some Daemonettes. Yes. Yessssss.

>>20995039
>>20995035
>>20995029
>>20995026
Ok, nevermind.

>>20995035
I agree. Bondage elves in space.

You pick up an assortment of your favorite minis. You go to ring them up. Owner-sama looks at you as if you are crazy, but he rings it up all the same. It is quite a hefty price, but you think your wallet will survive.

With your new minis and paint in your bag, you turn back to the rest of the store.

wat do?

>>20995026
>>20995029
>>20995035
>>20995039

Fuck all yall creepy mofos

Just pick up some fucking Tau or somthing

>>20995067
Seek out Friend-kun

>>20995072
Sorry bro. Shy-tan rolls with the army of "Because I Thought They Looked Cute"

>>20995067
Check on Friend-kun, of course! And keep a sneaky eye out for what Waitress-chan is doing.

>>20995084
>-tan
>not the same thing as -chan

I'd better get some sleep before I hurt myself. -_-;;

>>20995084
Counts-as 2e Squats of course

>>20995096

This

>>20995067
Hover around friend-kun for a while, I suppose.

You look over to where you last saw Friend-kun. It seems he is no longer looking at the rulebooks, and is now looking at different cubes of dice. Waitress-chan has started selecting a few minis of her own, though probably being much more careful in her selections than you.

You move over to Friend-kun. You see he is looking at a set of clear purple ones.

"... those are nice..."

"Hm?" he says looking up "Oh, yeah, sure." He gives them one last look before putting them on the counter. He finishes his purchase just when Waitress-chan comes over with an armload of minis.

"Quite the connoisseuras always, eh Waitress-chan?" Owner-sama asks

"Well, you know me. I just gotta have the latest of these guys." she says, tapping one of the purchases.

All of them are rung up, leading to a total of... Oh geeze. How can she afford all of that?

Seeing you looking at the total, she puts in "High class customers lead to high class tips."

It seems everyone has finished purchasing things.

Wat do?

>>20995194

*cough*hooker*cough*

>>20995194
Let's go!
...somewhere.

Maybe we can go to Waitress-chan's house?

>>20995194
Express interest in seeing Waitress-chan's collection of minis

>>20995194
We should just go somewhere where we can paint in peace. There's only so much *outside world* we can take in one day.

"... I wouldnt mind seeing your other stuff, Waitress-chan..."

"My other stuff...?" She looks at you quizzically, and blushes.

You point at her bag.

"Oh, my miniatures. Sure, you invited us to your house yesterday. I suppose I wouldnt mind if we went to mine today."

Friend-kun looks a bit concerned, but he agrees regardless.

The three of you say goodbye to Owner-sama and get back into Friend-kun's car. As you drive, Waitress-chan doesnt need to give directions. Instead, she goes into great depths about the game she uses the miniatures in. She doesnt even get nearly finished when the car stops in a suburb. To either side of you, there are rows of houses that all look exactly the same.

"Home sweet home." Waitress-chan says, motioning you out of the car. When she reaches the door, she takes a key from under the doormat and opens the door. "Make yourselves at home."

Looking down the hallway, you see it open up into a bright suburban house. There are a few pictures of Waitress-chan through various stages of her life on the walls, and a few of other people you dont recognize. Ahead of you, you see what you assume to be the living room. There is a large sofa positioned in front of a flatscreen television. There also seem to be a pair of chairs positioned to either side. You also see a multitude of other rooms through hallways on either side of you.

Wat do?

May i use the bathroom? Then rifle through her shit!

>>20995472

>shy-chan stumbles upon masturbatory aids

>>20995483
Sounds like something she would keep in the bathroom of her parents house

>>20995437
"A-ah, you don't live alone...?" Ask Waitress-chan about her situation. And maybe ask to see her room, eventually.

I'm totally up for rifling through her bathroom things a bit, though.

>>20995437
Ask how long she knew friend-kun

>>20995472
This, but /subtle/.

Neurotic judging, here we come!

Roll 2d100. One for perception, one for hiding your tracks.

Median of 3. The first dice is Perception, the second is subtly.

Rolled 59, 79 = 138

>>20995630

Kachawwwww!

Rolled 58, 8 = 66

>>20995630
Here we go!

Rolled 53, 63 = 116

>>20995630
h-here goes

58 and 63

Not terrible.

>>20995643
>>20995646
>>20995650

58 and 63

Rolled 31, 50 = 81

>>20995630
I offer this particular roll to The Lady.

Rolled 89, 84, 78 = 251

You ask Waitress-chan for her restroom. She points you down a hallway perpendicular with the one leading to the living room, with instructions that it is the third door on the right.

When you reach the restroom, it is incredibly dark. You turn on the switch. It is a fairly small restroom. There is a standing shower in the corner and a toilet across from it. Covering the back wall however, is a very large mirror.

You actually do need to use the restroom. It has been quite a while since you had a chance.

When you finish your business, you have a look around. There are no plain cabinets around, but closer inspection of the mirror reveals that the whole thing swings on a hinge. Unsure of how stable such a huge swinging mirror can be, you decide to only take a quick look.

Inside is a cupboard the size of a closet. Looking at the highest shelf you can see, you see various medicines for problems ranging from heart disease to memory loss. Lower are a range of towels, and lower than that are various toiletries. Reaching above your head, you manage to reach the highest shelf, and pull something out.

Examining the label, it reads "Industrial grade lubricant."

You hurriedly put it back where you found it and return to the entry way. It seems Friend-kun has occupied one of the chairs, and Waitress-chan is stretched across the sofa.

Wat do?

>>20995751

Roll to "inspect" Waitress-chan's minis and stuff.

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>>20995751
>industrial grade lube

>>20995751
Take the other seat, and see you some painted minis, nigguh.

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>>20995751
>industrial grade lube

Sit down on one of the chairs and propose mini painting or maybe just to see Waitress-chan's minis!

>>20995792

>Waitress like stuffing things up her ass

canon.

>>20995895
"I-it's okay, I can see them fine from here..."

Rolled 55, 89, 1 = 145

You quietly walk into the living room.

"...so, um, your minis..."

"Hm? Oh, yeah, sure. Right this way." The two of them get out of their seats. Waitress-chan starts to lead the way down another hallway. When she reaches the end, she opens a door. Another dark room illuminated when she turns on the light.

Lined up, wall to wall, are shelves and shelves of minis. They seem to come in all shapes and sizes, and you cant seem to see any sort of pattern to their arrangement.

"Sorry it is such a mess," Waitress-chan says, kicking a shirt under her bed.

Wat do?

>>20995912

pomf

>>20995912
Inspect minis and compliment handiwork

Ask which ones are her favorites

>>20995912
Have hot lesbian sex.

>>20995912
We are NOT even getting NEAR that bed. God knows what she actually *uses* that stuff on...

>>20995935

>implying shy-chan knows what lube is for until she googles it, then spends hours scrubbing with soap and hot water

>>20995950
Shy-chan is shy. Not retarded.

>>20996008

Lube, you know... for door hinges?

>>20995912
Say its alright continue standing as you look at her minis

Marvelling at her large collection, you move in to inspect them more closely. The quality of the minis seems to improve as you move further along to the right.

"...wow, which one is your favorite?.."

"Hmm, tough choice. I think I really like this one." she says, taking a model from the middle of the room.

It seems to be of higher quality than those around it. You dont recognize it, but it seems to be a female humanoid. She has some sort of arrows poking out of her back.

While you finish examining her work, Waitress-chan puts her purchases from today on a desk. There is a large lamp overhanging it and several different types of paints on top.

"Ill be right back. Try not to get into any trouble." Waitress-chan asks as she exits the room, leaving only you and Friend-kun.

Wat do?

>>20996061

Become slutty chan.

>>20996061
Well, if we weren't shy I'd suggest POMF and "Wah, what're we going to do today, Friend-kun?"

But since we are shy just look over the minis and desk. Especially the desk.

>>20996061

Do him. Do him hard.

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>>20996061

>Arrows poking out of her back

>cultist chan

>>20996061

Ask Friend-kun what industrial lube is for.

>>20996061
Flirt with him the Shy-Chan way: by staring at him when he's not looking.

>>20996102

this

>>20996061

Look surprised when she comes back with a camera.

>>20996102
This!

>>20996102
yes, definitely let him know you were going through his friend's stuff at the earliest possible opportunity
(do not actually do this)

>>20996102

No.
I like a combination of these

>>20996127
>>20996090

>>20996140
Well that would entail him knowing she has a giant tub of lube, which means we've got bigger problems than THAT

>>20996127
I like this.
>>20996135
with lube

>>20996140
I kinda agree with this guy. We should awkwardly try to flirt with Friend kun... or maybe ask how long he has known Waitress because he did know exactly were she lived

Alright, roll for Flirt.

1d100.

>>20996172
It's not that he'd know about the lube, but asking him about it would definitely lead to him asking why the hell you're asking about lube out of nowhere, which leads to either him knowing what you did or thinking you're kinky as hell, neither of which is a very good outcome.

Rolled 18

>>20996295

Aphrodite be with me!

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>>20996100

Rolled 49

>>20996295

Rolled 51

>>20996295

Fuck it...

Rolled 4

>>20996295

Rolled 95

>>20996295
C'MON

Rolled 28

Here we go

>>20996321
crit failure!
>>20996323
crit sucess!

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>them rolls

Rolled 77

>>20996325
>>20996321

you're all miserable failures

>>20996334
Crit average! >>20996320

>>20996308
>>20996318
>>20996320
Eh, 49's not bad, right?

>>20996308
>>20996318
>>20996320
Average roll.

>>20996355

Passable flirtiness?

".. so Friend-kun, how was your day?.."

"Hm? Oh, it was fine. I went to a bar for a couple of hours while you were at school, then I got lunch and picked up Waitress-chan."

Speaking of lunch, you realize you havent eaten since this morning.

Waitress-chan returns to the room with a platter of sandwiches.

"Sorry, I figured you might be hungry." she says, looking at you.

You take a sandwich and bite into it. It seems to be a cucumber sandwich. You dont know if you like it, but you are hungry and it would be impolite to refuse. It is pretty good.

"Also, did you touch anything while you were in the restroom?"

"... no ..."

"Hm... It just seemed like something was out of place. Oh well, must just be my imagination. So, would you like to watch me paint one of my new guys?"

>>20996409
Sadly, I am going to have to go for the night.

Ill pick it up again tomorrow at 20:00 4chan time.

>>20996409

>we just got roofied, orgy imminent

>>20996409
SHE KNOWS
quick, out the window

>>20996409
>how was your day?
AW YEAH WE GOT DA MOVES

Ask her if she can help you paint yours

>>20996441
Someone get the zipline

>>20996468
Ziplines and Pillowforts are against the law.

>>20996475

Zipties?

>>20996478
They can be used in the same way as hand cuffs.

>>20996551

>that'sthejoke.jpg