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You are a Magical Girl, and you're getting comfortably sauced at the moment.

Calling up the handful of people who you think would be...sad, at least, to hear about your passing - an event that's likely to happen in a gruesomely violent manner.

Alone, in an archaic communications room with an imposing black monolith of a screen in front of you and a nearly empty bottle of vodka in your lap, you wonder, slightly, if there will ever come a time that you will be in this exact same situation and have no one to call.

You chuckle slightly to yourself as you dial Kyoko's number, checking to make sure you have her digits correct from your smartphone.

It's not even worth thinking about, really. Who are you fooling?

Pressing the SEND button just as you empty the nearly-killed bottle of vodka over your mouth, draining it completely, you close your eyes as you wait for the call to connect.

Of course it'll happen. It has never been a question of if, but when.

One day, you'll be all alone. No Misaka, no Midori, no Iori.

Maybe then you'll finally be able to stop ruining other people's lives, eh?
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Kyoko's phone rings once, twice, three times in succession. Opening your eyes a crack, you see the crimson script of [SOUND ONLY] on the screen in front of you blurring into existence once more.

The scarlet-haired Eversor picks up with a click on the fourth ring, and as she speaks, it sounds like she's in the middle of a snack.

Just like every other time you've called her, then. And to think she was talking about losing weight.

"Yeah, this is Sakura Kyoko. Uh, I don't have your number in my contact list, so you probably have the wrong number, or something, or I forgot to add you, or what." You smile at this somewhat awkward side of your usually-rowdy friend. "...Erm, who is this, anyway?"

You clear your throat, before announcing your identity.

"Huh? But I don't know any--oh, wait. Murderface. Yeah, Murderface! Yeah, I'm still not used to that name you're calling yourself, hahaha! I thought for a second that someone important was calling me! Like a movie star, or somethin'!"

She's got you there. Chiaki Matsuda does sound much too cute.

"So? What're you calling for? I thought you were getting shipped off to Siberia, or something." It's then that she pauses. "...Wait, you're calling me from Siberia? The hell, isn't that expensive?"

It probably is, but it's a company line, so you're not too concerned about that.

"Huh. Well, as long as you're not calling collect. Anyway, what'd you call for?"

How do you respond?
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FINALLY

>Mami picks up at the fourth ring, and the words [SOUND ONLY] in rather sinister-looking crimson typeface glow into existence on the screen's surface, imposing and almost warning-like.
Pic related
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Explain that the Siberia trip is going to take longer than expected so she should continue holding down the fort back home. Also ask Kyoko if she'd mind a career change to Warmaster's Aide (Promotion?) and if she wants it she should probably clear it with Sayaka.
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>>21012951
"About to undergo a risky medical procedure, might be out of action for a few months.
Also, as Warmaster, I need an aide. I thought you might be not terrible at it, so I asked Mami. She said it was a good idea.
She seemed surprised. I don't have good ideas very often, do I?"
After she reacts, ask her to talk it over with Sayaka before she decides. If she doesn't like that sound of paperwork, she might be able to get Sayaka to help.
She'd also have free reign over Midori, whenever we aren't using her.

wait that sounds lewd
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>>21012951

Today, Chiaki is about to do something which she has never done before: casual conversation!

Ask Kyoko how everything is holding up over there, how things are working out with Sayaka, and if there are any souvenirs that she and Sayaka might enjoy. Also, tell her that our trip to Siberia might take longer than expected due to "special warmaster training" or something like that.
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>>21012965
How'd you get "Mami" from "Scarlet-haired Eversor"?
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>>21012951

important bits:

we will be away longer than expected, probably a month or more.
how she would feel if she was offered the position of Warmasters Aide and how to handle Sayaka in such a situation.
how things have been going since our departure.

>>21013016
its probably from the last thread when we called up Mami
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>not having miracle midori as our aide
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>>21012951
Might be away a while due to warmaster training shenannignas.

Keep an eye open for the Peliades saints fucking with our shit - we just took out one of them who was causing trouble here.

Casual Conversation.

But mostly the keep an eye open thing.
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>>21012951
"Might be out of it for a long time due to magical bullshit.

Also, we've had a magical-girl-backed bear problem up here How are things on your end?"
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>>21013032

>taking one aide

we will need an entire squad to cover for all our shortcomings.
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>>21013065
Sort-of my point.
So just word it like "one of my aides"
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>>21013032
We recently jacked her from another Incubator. Not really appropriate for Midori to be our right hand.
Or our left.
She can be our left little toe, only good for stubbing on things.
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>>21012951

>Fuck yeah, MGNQ!

"Just checking on my favorite butler. Also to see if you're interested in a promotion."
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>>21013073
Hehehe. Hilarious.
Poor Green Green gets no respect.
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>>21013073
So far I trust her more than many other people, given her actions in the last combat.
Direct your hate elsewhere.
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>>21013032

>QB
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>>21013073
>>21013083

Midori will do just fine as our covert/black-ops/shenannigans aide. That way, we still trust her, justify her faith in us, and we don't have to worry about the rest of the officio looking sideways at her all the time.
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>>21013083

this Midori has proved herself as aid material, also as a handy Pr campaigner. she can handle paperwork, as long as she takes care of the rumoured 'anime' version of her comic. we can also user her to spy on mami and find out who the fuck is bedding our pancake machine damnit!
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>>21013096
>>21013104
It's all well and good that WE trust her, but what about the rest of the Officio?
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>>21013113
Well, as long as she's not doing HR stuff (which we can leave to Kyouko, she's liked), then it's not really an issue.
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>>21013113
I'm sure once they realize her involvement in a certain manga they will become very amicable, but we can always keep her out of sight.
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Just to clarify something, do people actually find it upsetting that Midori wrote hentai about murderface?
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We should tell Kyoko that we want her to be our Aide, and that she DOESN'T have to do paperwork.

She'd be all over that in an instant.
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>>21013113
Its none of their business. It's not like we can be trusted to be a warmaster either. They'll just have to put up with it or face the consequences. And if they DO trust us, then they shouldnt so much trust in Midori as they should trust in us who trusts in Midori.
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>>21013113
Warmaster.
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>>21013113

lets hope Midori is a genius with paperwork, we can have her do that and Kyoko the Pr.
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>>21013142
Kyouko = personal bodyguard in suit.
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>>21013131
We went over this quite a few threads ago.
No, not really. As long as it doesn't get all freaky OH GOD COCKS EVERYWHERE /d/-level shit, she can have her hobby.
This 'anime adaptation' may be a problem, however.
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>>21013133

good point.
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>>21013131
Not particularly.
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>>21013142

Mami is PR, just look at her! her and Midori working together on PR would mean every single fucker in the universe would love us.
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>>21013134
i read that as "thrusts" at first.
Brb, gonna get dat mind out of the gutter.
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>>21013158

oops wrong blond
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>>21013151
>anime adaptation may be a problem
but why, exactly. i'm not trying to stir shit, I'm just curious.
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>>21013134
Warmaster is more than just sleeping with blondes and killing people though

We do need to occasionally give a nod towards things like popular opinion and how we appear which will be having Kyouko as our official aide

Once we make sure that via Mami the information that Midori = green green then we should have less trouble convincing the officio at large to like her
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>>21013151
I don't see why it would be
The more attention it actually takes off us or the more it spreads disinformation about us the better
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>>21013131

I think Chiaki just finds it amusing really
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>>21012948
>>21012951

ITS KYOKO-TIME BABY!
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>>21013164

According to Mami, she overheard excited rumors that the whole Murder Mayumi and Miracle Midori manga is going to be picked up by an anime studio that is not known for family-friendly products.

There was also talk of Chiaki kicking in Midori's door, punching out Souji, then shaking a half-awake and half-healed Midori while yelling "I DON'T WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU ON TEEEVEEEE!". Despite the fact that Chiaki still has the whole black-eyes thing going on.
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>>21013203
That was actually one person saying it as a joke
We don't actually know what we will do yet
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I wonder if we should play the procedure up and say that after it "I might never be the same again! So I am calling you while I am still me."
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>>21013213

murderface prank? I like it!
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>>21013164
Will it be a movie by SHAFT?
6.oct and 13 oct
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>>21013151
>Chiaki with an Ahegao-Face

I.. I feel conflicted.
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>>21013203

I wonder if Midori knows about this. Or the publishing house is doing this on its own initiative. Has Midori had any contact with anyone since she defected?

We need to check that.
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>>21013213
Except it might end up being true.
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>>21013213

i believe it is unwise to say something like this when we will probably not talk to them again for a good couple of weeks.

it might affect their performance.
some more than others.
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>>21013203
Or, we just wait until she wakes up, slowly lean over her with our freaky eyes, and calmly say "So. Anime adaption."
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>>21013244
Oh god that would be perfect
Midori sitting there watching us, she falls asleep and wakes up to us sitting there watching here. Before she can say anything we just tilt our head and say "So, an anime adaptation?"
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>>21012951
[x] Ask how she is doing.
[x] Ask if she knows the Tongue-Thing
[x] Say that you just wanted to know how things are going and if her world was rocked in past few days, since she it would blow her mind what kind of shit you can pull off with Soulgems.
[x] Tell her that you are contemplating getting an Aide as Warmaster and her, Mami and Miodori are in the Finals, ask her what she does think about that and especially about the other Candidates.

We could also have asked Mami what she thinks of Midori.
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>>21013240
Yeah, we don't want to give them DESPAIR.
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>>21013213
>>21013213

That kind of behaviour seems kind of unlikely for Chiaki. Why would she do that? Why would she WANT to do that?
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>>21013275
>[x] Ask if she knows the Tongue-Thing
You mean
[X] Ask her if Sayaka has done anything weird lately. Stuttering is guaranteed to ensue.
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>>21013244
>>21013266

Well, if she still should be asleep after we are done with our calls I say we use the time she is still asleep to grope her some more.

If we have learned anything from Kharn`s Story is that Sexuhara your Suboordinates as Warmaster is A-OKAY and Aides don`t any deserve privacy anyway.
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>>21013352
Sad thing is, in Midori's case it probably wouldn't be considered harassment given how desperate for attention she is.
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>>21012951
"My stay in Siberia may be extended, maybe a month or more. Take care of the office while I'm out."
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>>21013032
i'm gonna be honest, i laughed my ass off hard on that picture.
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>>21012951

"So, any shenannigans afoot?"
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>>21013378
>how desperate for attention she is.

..You are the same guy who labels a crush as obsession, aren`t you?
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We should bring up the point that Kharn's chainaxes are golden weapons and they're corruptive and that we don't want to have anything to do with those damn things.

I believe Kharn's "treatment" is actually a lie and she's going to try to decapitate us with the chainaxes at this rate.
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>>21013032
They killed Mami!
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>>21013423
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Of all the nights for Deculture to decide to take an hour and a half between updates...
Gonna have to ditch soon. 0130 now, race starts at 0930.
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>>21013410
not the guy you're replying to, but I would definitely say that Midori's erotic hero-worship of murderface definitely counts as more than just a crush.

I'm not saying that she needs to be reprimanded for her attitude or anything, just calling a spade a spade.
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>>21013244

Midori sat up in bed, bits and pieces of the quite vivid dream still lingered in her thoughts. she felt sore, all of her muscles aching as if she had finished an exhausting exercise. Drowsily she looked around the room her gaze resting on a strange obscured form at the other end of the room, turning herself and resting her legs over the edge of the bed she rubbed her eyes in an attempt to clear her vision. Concentrating on the dark side of the room slowly she began to recognize the shape of a person just standing there, a she to be precise.

"S-sempai?" she muttered, exhaustion clear in her voice, responding to the title the figure moved in to the brighter side of the room, it was indeed the girl who had given her a chance at a better future for not only her but her parents as well, the person she loved and who would soon be her Warmaster.

"how are you... feeli-" her question cut short by a face drawing ever closer to her own, a Murderface if you will.

"i-is something wrong s-sempai?" her face close enough that she could feel her breath, smell the alcohol that her sempai had only recently consumed. could this be the progress she had been hoping for?

it was then that Chiaki 'Murderface' Matsuda spoke those unforgettable words in her deadpan tone of voice.

"Anime adaptation."

Midori felt the color leave her face.

>i hope i did a reasonable job.
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>>21013423

Well our diary function said that we could trust Kharn with our life but not much more then that.
...
What's the worst that Kharn could do to us?Perhaps knock us out and when we come to find out that we are in some church/ slaughter house that is dedicated to pinky/blessed lady, all the solders are inbred cultists and we are told to sacrifice Midori as an offering to pinky

Nahhhhh
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>>21013448
get out no guns
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>>21013448

Ahahaha.

Glad to see that's finding good use. I've been working on the cleaned up version, but Shit has been Hectic, so not progressing as fast as I'd like. Research is a pain.
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>>21012972 >>21013009 >>21013048

You tell Kyoko, while making it a point not to go too much into detail, that you may be staying in Siberia longer than you'd anticipated. It's a possibility, of course, but she may as well know, just in case she comes looking for you.

"Huh? Oh, yeah! Mami sent me a message about that just a few minutes ago. Said you'll be stuck in Siberia for a while. Something about mandatory vacation time, or what." A small snap of what sounds like Pocky, followed by audible crunching. "I guess I'm pretty jealous of you getting that kind of thing, but man, why Siberia? It's not like some sort of vacation spot, is it? I mean, I know some people who go over there just to hunt bears, but it's not...like, Hawaii or something, right?"

Mandatory vacation time? Mami must be trying not to make a big deal out of your procedure. You'd been set on telling Kyoko about it, but Mami may be right here - you know that Kyoko'd probably worry, and in her concern, blab it around the Officio inadvertently. You could almost see Mami's logic in this - an upcoming Warmaster, especially one chosen by popular opinion, should not have rumors circulating about her failing health. That she was infirm enough to be sent overseas, on the Incubator's dime, no less, for treatment.

So you clamp down on that explanation and agree with that. Yes. Mandatory vacation time.

Even when she's having fun with someone else, Mami's still thinking of you.

That makes you feel a bit better about the situation.

You clear your throat after a few moments, before getting to the real reason of why you called. How would she feel about a promotion? Being your aide shouldn't be something of a nightmare scenario for her, right?

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>>21013471


"Huh? A promotion? Aide to the Warmaster?" Kyoko asks, after a few moments. "Well, eh. I guess it depends, doesn't it? I mean, that takes me out of the assignment rotation, and while that's a kind of a plus, I'm not so sure about being a gopher and everything--" It's then that she stops.

"...Wait, why are you asking? You're not...I mean, I heard about rumors, but--" The scarlet-haired Eversor falls silen for a few moments. "...Whoa. So you really are going to be Warmaster, huh? That's...wow, seriously, Murderface, I never thought I'd see the day!" It's then that she hastily backpedals, just a bit. "E-er, I mean, I never really considered the possibility, that's all! I'm not saying it's impossible!"

Yes, yes, you get where she's coming from. You didn't believe it when you heard it from Kyuubey, either. You're still skeptical about the entire thing even now, really.

"That's awesome, though! I mean, Warmaster! The name already sounds cool! A-and you get to be like Kharn and stuff, your pick of the assignments, a-and not needing to attend those long and dry meetings! You've got the run of the place, now!" Kyoko is quite obviously ecstatic with the news. "Congratulations, Murderface! I gotta admit this is like out of left field for me, but I'm happy for you!"

You manage a smile at this. It's hard not to. Kyoko's happy enough for the both of you, and that counts for something.

"A-and yeah! If you want me to be your aide, I'm there!" Screw ecstatic, she's giddy about it. "Where do I sign? Ah, this'll be awesome, I'll be able to tag along whenever you have to go overseas and stuff! I'll be able to get all sorts of souvenirs for Saya--er, f-for me! Yeah!"

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>>21013474

You raise an eyebrow and let that slide, for now.

Speaking of which, though, does she think that Sayaka's approval is needed her? After all, you're Warmaster, or at least about to be one. That kinda puts you above her in terms of authority, doesn't it?

"Well, er...I mean, no argument there. I hear she's just about to make Rank Leader, after Kirika being retired, but..." You could hear the hesitation in Kyoko's voice. "Gah, Murderface, I don't know. 'Course you can do that, pulling rank and all, but...can I ask you not to? If you're okay with it, that is." You hear her sigh. "I just don't...want her to have another reason to hate you, you know?

How do you respond?
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>>21013474

>>21013474

You raise an eyebrow and let that slide, for now.

Speaking of which, though, does she think that Sayaka's approval is needed her? After all, you're Warmaster, or at least about to be one. That kinda puts you above her in terms of authority, doesn't it?

"Well, er...I mean, no argument there. I hear she's just about to make Rank Leader, after Kirika being retired, but..." You could hear the hesitation in Kyoko's voice. "Gah, Murderface, I don't know. 'Course you can do that, pulling rank and all, but...can I ask you not to? If you're okay with it, that is." You hear her sigh. "I just don't...want her to have another reason to hate you, you know?

How do you respond?
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>>21013480

"Yeah, alright. Is why I asked. You can talk to her about it, right?"
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>>21013480
Sure, we'll ask Sayaka. And if she's going to become Rank Leader, then it's important for the Warmaster to take the advice her Rank Leaders into consideration.
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>>21013480

discussing it with Sayaka is a great idea, we have already done enough for her to hate us so lets not give her more!
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>>21013480
"Of course.
If it would help keep things calm, perhaps I could request you wear a suit while on duty? She seemed quit eager to get that picture I took of you.
Did she enjoy it?"
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Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)11:45 No.21013528
>>21013480
Yeah I will ask her.
Do you think she would take a promotion with you? You guys work pretty well together and it would be nice to know I had people I trust handling things for me
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>>21013544
Fuck me it is just not my night for this

Maybe I need to go get some whiskey
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>>21013544
It would be nice to have someone I trust helping me. and someone else to keep me from getting arrogant
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>>21013480

"This is why I asked. Its obvious that you two are... close and she might get the wrong idea considering her opinion on me."
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>>21013574

"I'll look into it, I got a lot of 'mandatory vacation time' to burn though"
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>>21013480

>Sayaka issues

Tell her that we were actually considering something of a joint promotion. It would be amiss to create an arbitrary rank just to accommodate Sayaka (and she might be a bit insulted to accept such a thing), but separating the two of you is something that needs to be avoided. Perhaps expand the Rank Leader role to include shadowing the Warmaster and her aide to increase leadership skills or cultural exposure or something like that. And so that if something happens to the Warmaster during an operation, the Officio can more or less run smoothly until the Warmaster recovers or a new one is elected.
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>>21013480
Tell her that besides her there two other candidates, namely Mami and Midori, tell her that if it inconviences her and Sayaka you will reconsider and ask Kyoko what she thinks of the other two.

[x] Ask how she is doing.
[x] Ask if she knows the Tongue-Thing
[x] Say that you just wanted to know how things are going and if her world was rocked in past few days, since she it would blow her mind what kind of shit you can pull off with Soulgems.

Trying my luck again!
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>>21013689

A vice-warmaster?
Well we will have to see that QB thinks about multiple aides. While we do have autonomy he/she/it can block us for whatever reason.
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>>21013480
"I've made quite enough messes without starting one more. Tell her I apologize for getting you hurt when we "first" met, by the way. I've been reminiscing some."
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>>21013702

Kyoko won't tell us any of that.

>You probably wouldn't appreciate it, either, you agree. You follow up this line of questioning by asking Kyoko about what they do between the sheets.

>Kyoko is silent for a moment before going completely red.

>"T-that's..." The Eversor mumbles. "--not something I'm entirely comfortable talking about, Murderface. Not comfortable at all. L-let's talk about something else, okay?"
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>>21013480
Ask how Sayaka is.
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>>21013788

i hope Deculture is alright.
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>>21013930

YAKH DECULTURE
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>>21013729 >>21013495 >>21013574

You lean back on the Incubator's chair. Mami's right - Kyoko would be perfect, as an aide. You're not exactly the paragon of diplomacy here, your idea of the concept is shoving guns in people's faces until an agreement is made.

In complete contrast, Kyoko is actually trying to smooth things along between you and Sayaka - and actually succeeding. Or at least, helping things along without being too overbearing about it.

You shake your head at this. Kyoko's long been considered by some Eversors and quite a few Vindicares as someone that's...well, not too sharp. Oh, of course the crimson-haired Eversor's quite the terror with a spear, and she's certainly no slouch with any polearm or segmented weapon - but you've heard that she's got the naivete to her that makes people think she's easy to trick or swindle.

A reason why, you suspect, that she may never get promoted at all.

You've got the sneaking suspicion that Kyoko has more under her sleeve than she's currently letting on, and that the others' perception of her is something that she absolutely has no problem with.

Maybe she even prefers it that way. Who knows?

"Murderface? Murderface, are you still there? Hello?" There's a burst of painful static - Kyoko seems to be blowing on her phone's receiver. "Yo, Murderface! Come on, I'm not just talking to dead air here, am I?"

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>>21013939

You wince at this, before you reply that you are still in fact on the line. You reply that her request is reasonable - in fact, it's the reason why you called. You're privy to their relationship, and the worst thing you could do as Warmaster would be to drive a rift between the both of them with a promotion.

You also note the benefit of not having to worry about having an unfortunate accident in the near future, one that involves you 'accidentally' falling facefirst into a dozen swords.

"Nah, she wouldn't do something like that. Come on, Murderface, she's not that bad."

She tried to make a pincushion of your kidneys back at Mami's apartment, not too long ago. Of course she's not that bad.

"That was an accident! She didn't know it was you!"

You rest your case. But...suppose if you promoted the both of them, at once? This way, Sayaka would be able to be with Kyoko the entire time - and you'd have someone who absolutely hate your guts to check you every so often, make sure you're making the right decisions. If anything, Sayaka could take it as training for Rank Leadership.

"...Hey, that's not bad. Not bad at all, Murderface! Yeah, that'd definitely work!" Kyoko's spirits seem to lift again. "Yeah, we'd have to work at making her buy it, but I think we've got a chance!" The red-haired Eversor seems to be overjoyed. "Ah, Murderface, this is great. This means I don't have to worry about her being alone on assignments and all!"

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>>21013943

Yes. You wouldn't mind having two of the Officio's best Eversors watching you back, too.

"Hah. Now you're just buttering me up. But yeah, don't worry about it. Do you want me to bring it up with Sayaka myself, or you want to do it? Either way's fine."

It's probably better if you break the news to Sayaka yourself. She hates you, but your rank at least will give her reason to listen, even for a little bit. And a little bit should be all that you need.

"Yeah, alright. Cool." Kyoko laughs. "I can't believe it! Aides!" A moment. "Er, just don't order her around, okay, Murderface? Like, not make her get you coffee or booze or anything. She'll take a bullet for you, probably, but please don't turn her into your secretary."

You can't help but chuckle at the mental image. As fitting as that may be, you reassure Kyoko that you won't be doing such things to Sayaka. You're not THAT suicidal, yet.

"Yet." Kyoko replies. "Ah, well, you know what you're doing. Anything else you want to say? I, uh, I kinda need to get back home. Just got out from a debriefing, here, Sayaka'll be waiting at home with dinner. Or breakfast."

Is there anything else you want to say?
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>>21013947

We had a run-in with one of the Pelaides saints. It got bloody.

They *probably* won't retaliate immediately, but keep your eyes open just in case, mmkay?
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>>21013947
Do you happen to know anything about a certain comic making the rounds in the office? mami mentioned it in passing
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>>21013947
>Like, not make her get you coffee or booze or anything. She'll take a bullet for you, probably, but please don't turn her into your secretary."

yeah, don't worry that's what Midori's for
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>>21013957
She probably does, she asked Midori when Kyoko met her if Midori was going to be Matsuda's bed warmer.
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>>21013947
Ask if Sayaka has forced her into a butler suit yet.

Then ask her what she wants from Siberia and what Sayaka would like, we might as well take advantage of the trip to get something to try and bridge the gap between us and her
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>>21013947

>Sayaka awaiting Kyoko

Good luck.
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>>21013947

we had some trouble with Midori's old officio sending someone to cut her down. would be wise to stay alert in case they decide to take someone else as payment instead

is it a good idea to bring up the manga to see if she knows about it?
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>>21013947
"So I now have Red and Blue as my Aids. Well, now we just have to add Green and her ability as keen observer to that and we will have the perfect Aid."
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>>21013998

THE PERFECT AIDS!!!!
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Nothing else. Call Dickbutt next. I mean Kyubey. Insult him, and hang up.

"You'll never be the very best, like no one ever was."
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>>21013947

...
Remember that Kyoko picked up a golden spear that she claims is custom made rather then given to her.

Perhaps we should ask her how thats treating her, is the gun attachement helping your missions?

Other then that we don't really have anything else to talk about. Except to tell her to try to keep the aide thing between her and Sayaka.
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>>21013998
What is with that heretical pic?
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>>21014008
"and our quote of the day comes from Warmaster Murderface: "Eat shit and die mutant cat""
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>>21014008
>>21014030

No need to call him. Just send him this.
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>>21014019
Yes because Misaka made it for her specifically and she said it was a regular spear before she did her work which was requested after Kyouko saw Kirika's katana and liked the gold. We told her that a different colour would be better
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>>21014043
We should tell him about Mirai's attack though.
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>>21014046

yea I know that, that's why it has a gun attachment on it.Pinky doesn't to accessories, at least from what we seen

A gunspear. I wonder how that is working out.
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>>21014046
>Misaka made it for
>Misaka got black eyes and went full Prophecy-Mode

Oh my. We should probably mention that to Souji.
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>>21013947
>Sayaka'll be waiting at home with dinner
"You're in for one hell of a night. Have fun."

Call Coobie next.
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>>21014067

"Oh hi Souji, Your sister briefly got possessed by what we think is some sort of super-witch. Just thought I should mentioned that. Bye"
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>>21014067
Only a while after she made the spear and got drunk with us to the point of passing out

Not everything is Pinky's plotting
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>>21014083

right before we go under perhaps?
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>>21014083
Better than doing nothing until shit hits the fan and then going, "Oh yeah, that's happened before. Forgot to mention it. Sorry."

Souji already hates us, so it's not like we lose anything by telling him. And he isn't stupid enough to do anything but bitch at the Warmaster in Training.
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>>21014102

we should probably look into getting the shield fixed up as well, she did mention it to, tell us what the machine spirit needs. its booze and pills right?
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>>21014119
Pretty sure the prophecy stated that Homura (specifically her, not Chiaki Matsuda) could fix the shield once all the Golden Weapons are gathered. The the world gets destroyed or something.
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>>21014119
The golden weapons are what we need to fix it

If booze and pulls were all we needed it would have been fixed 2 years ago
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>>21014119

>"It's broken," Misaka murmurs. "The machine spirit of this device is broken. It is not whole. It is crying because it is not whole, and it cannot work as it should." Misaka's voice is mournful, quiet, and almost tearful - which is strange, considering she's almost always upbeat. "This unworthy one wants to fix it, but...cannot. Only Akemi Homura can."

>"The Machine Spirit cries out for its missing pieces. You have two, Homura. Get the others. Right this wrong. End this world before she does."

Well we had two golden weapons at the time so we assumed that the golden weapons are the ingredients for fixing our shield.
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>>21013947
One more thing: the 10th Incubators agents have been sniffing around. We'll tell QB, of course, but keep an eye out for the Pleiades Saints.
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>>21014102
>>21014083

hmm, how to tell an older brother who loves his sister very much that we got really drunk together with her and that she went all machine cult on us.

i don't think he would believe us if we told him that she wanted to drink.

i vote for telling him, the longer we hide it the worse it will bite us later on.
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then maybe we should ask about easy the machine spirits pain while we work on collecting the weapons.
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>>21013996
>we had some trouble with Midori's old officio sending someone to cut her down
I think Mami, QB, and maybe Kumatora are the only ones who know that Midori is a turncoat. To everyone else, she's just a new Callidus hire.
I don't think it's worth mentioning.
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>>21014008
>>21014030
>>21014043
You honestly don't think it's important to let QB know that his R&D facility's location might be compromised to the 10th?
Really?
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>>21014156

again right before we go under the knife for our horrible anti-corruption treatment that way he can work it all out and since it was going to suck hard anyway no loss for us. though misaka might hold us telling him against us.
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>>21014177
Even if people don't know that Midori's a turncoat, they could still be targeted by the tenth. So it would still be prudent to warn them about the 10th Incubator, maybe just don't mention Midori's involvement.
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>>21014177
Even so, if the saints ate goingt to be ginning for our girls, the need to be alert. It's a sensible precaution to mention it.
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>>21014194
That's what I meant: Midori's turncoat status is not worth mentioning, but that the 10th is starting to target us is.
As was mentioned last thread, it's too coincidental that Mirai would be so goddamn close to our R&D base, and so close on our tail.
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>>21014200

So should we mention to Kyouto to be careful of these people who call themselves the Pleiades Saints. As they are a group of magical girls and not some idols?
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>>21014228
Probably a good idea, tell her to tell Mami as well since we can't really interrupt her again from whatever endeavors she was undertaking at this late hour that involve rustling cloth

Telling coobie about the situation is a must and probably either telling or getting someone to watch Iori as well would be important
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>>21014228
Yes, yes we should.
3 times we've ended up fighting against Magical Girls from the Tenth Incubator, and the most recent one was just a few miles from our supposedly secret R&D base in the middle of bum-fuck-nowhere Siberia. That's too convenient to be coincidence.
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How's Sayaka or Watch out for the Pleiades Saints.
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>>21014228
Magic. Most definitely.
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>>21014309

why not both?
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Late, but -

>>21014088
>>Not everything is Pinky's plotting

That's what you think!

(Not finished yet. Needs color)
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The Internet must be very good over in Deculture land tonight
He is slow but normally not that slow
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>>21014444
You are correct. He is having troubles.

>>21014439
I can't wait!
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>>21014444

>Deculture @magicalgirlnoir
>God darnit Internet, WORK

you are correct sir.
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So... should we talk about something to pass the time.

Should we talk about... that girl?
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Also, just because it seems like no one else did it while I was away.

Again, better later than never!
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>>21014484
which girl? the techpriest, the bedwarmer, the crush, the mom, the cool one, the craazy one, the best friend, or the best girl?
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Before we call Kyubei, we need to ask Kharn how long the Murderbears have been a problem for the R&D Outpost so we can get a vague estimate of how long Mirai has been out here. Then we can tell Kyubei that information along with everything else.
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>>21014506

The one who's (first) name begins and ends with the same letter.
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>>21013956 >>21013957 >>21014155

"The Tenth Incubator? Huh, now there's a thing." Kyoko seems surprised at the news. "Yeah, I know about the Pleiades Saints. I think I met one of them during a Witch hunt. Didn't catch her name, but she looked cute enough. Kind of bite-sized, though, really runty. Black hair, earrings, staff shaped like a cross. She was polite enough, called me sempai and everything. Her costume, though..." It's here that your future aide chuckles. "Man, I mean, I've seen some raunchy costumes in my time, but...I don't even know how she can run in it, much less move and fight. You could almost see her--"

You cut her off there. Yes, yes, no need for her to lose focus right now. She's on the clock, remember? In any case, she should at least watch out for them. Probably a good idea to tell Sayaka to do the same, as well.

Speaking of Sayaka, how is she, anyway? You try and suppress a smirk. You'd never thought you'd actually be concerned for the intolerable cunt.

"You guys really hate each other, eh?" Kyoko sighs at this. "She's doing alright. Doing great, actually. She's all hyped up about being Rank Leader, too, says it's been a long time coming. She said she'd thank you in her inaugural speech about killing off her only competition, but then she decided against it. Says Misaka was the one who did it, after all." The red-haired Eversor laughs, lamely. "Y-yeah. That's...that's Sayaka for you."

Yes. That's definitely Sayaka.

[1/2]
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>>21014538

"A-anyway. I'll make sure she gets the warning, too. It'd probably brighten up her mood even more, she's been kind of itching for a real duel. I try to spar with her to take the edge off, but you know how she is - gets all panicky when she manages to nick me here or there. I try to tell her it's fine, that it'll heal back, but she'll have none of it. It's...it's kinda cute in a way, really, and--"

...Do people in relationships talk about their partners like this, ALL the time? If so, then maybe there's merit to you staying alone, then...

"...Anyway. I'm near the front door now, so, uh, I have to go." A moment. "Murderface?"

You blink at the screen. "Yeah?" You ask.

"Come back alive, alright?"

...Sayaka should know just how lucky she is. You nod at the screen, knowing full well that such a gesture'd be pointless - but you do so anyway, with a smile and a reassurance that you'll do your best too.

"Alright. See you when you get back, then."

The connection is severed. You're probably sober enough to make just one more phone call.

Who will it be?

[]Iori
[]Sayaka
[]Kyuubey
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>>21014439

I love you nice hat guy, don't forget here eyes are COMPLETELY BLACK. a lot of drawfags seem to be forgetting the sunless eyes.

kinda wish I hadn't missed my opportunity to post my own 'that name is dildos' drawfaggery but the moment has passed I fear
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>[]Kyuubey
Make a farting noise then hang up
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>>21014543

...

By vote is Iori
Lets just get it done.
ITS NOW OR NEVER!
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>>21014543
[x]Kyuubey
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>>21014543
[X] Iori
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>>21014543
Coobie
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>>21014543
>[]Kyuubey
Brief Kyuubey on the going ons with the 10th so he can look into it/do something about it/ or tell us more. Ask Kharn about how long the Murderbears have been around so we can figure out how long Mirai has been here.
We don't need to deal with Sayaka, Kyoko's got that problem. And Iori is apparently managing to move on which is good so let's not open old wounds.
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>>21014543
[x]Kyuubey
Everything else will have to wait.
Iori is being taken care of by Mami, and Sayaka should get used to being a Rank Leader before getting bumped up to Warmaster's Aide.
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>>21014439
>Akarin
>Nobody can see Pinky

My sides.
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>>21014543

As much as everyone wants to avoid her, I say we call Iori.
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>>21014543
Iori
Get the unpleasant part over first and then call kyuubey and unwind a bit by insulting the little fucker
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>>21014543

I'm kind of torn between Sayaka and Kyuubey. Sayaka will want to know about our plans for her, but that might really kill off the mood since she's all hyped up about being Rank Leader. It might be good to think of a way to present it so that it doesn't seem like we're blocking her from becoming Rank Leader, but rather elevating her past it.

It may also be a good idea to notify QB about Mirai's presence here. Either the tenth incubator is snooping around where he/she/it shouldn't be, or QB mucked up on the contract transfer. But on the other hand, QB's sage advice may not end up well for Midori if he's intent on preserving company secrets.
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>>21014586

Actually it's an edit of a Chinatsu gif, but you were close.
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>>21014543
>[X] Coobie
Need to at least let him know about bear bitch.
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>>21014543
[x]Iori
Let her know that our real talk will have to wait for a month.

We'll call QB tomorrow, after we finish interrogating Mirai.
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>>21014543

Kyuubey, he's got some splainin to do.
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>>21014543
Can't call Sayaka, Kyoko just walked into their place and we don't want to interrupt.

May as well call Coobie
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[x]Kyuubey
Because right now calling Iori would be massively counterproductive.
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>>21014605
We will call Sayaka later
Kyouko just got back for dinner and we don't want to interrupt that, call her after Iori and Kyuubey and she should be done with it all
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>>21014543
>[x]Kyuubey
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>>21014538
We Kazumi now. Also,

>She said she'd thank you in her inaugural speech about killing off her only competition, but then she decided against it.

Fucking lel. Someone's hankering for a pistolwhipping.

[X] Coobie. We don't want to be discussing important things full of feels or murderous rage at that blue haired bitchbitchwhorebitchdiedieturnintoOktaviaanddie.
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>>21014543
Sayaka. Let her know about her promotion.

Also the getting kyouko banged up in the Ahriman incident. A sorry for that should help.
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>>21014611

I like this option. Call Iori now, just something brief to let her know, and Kyubey tomorrow after the interrogation with Mirai, when we can give him a clearer picture, rather than just giving unfounded suspicions.
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There is one thing we could ask QB about, we should see if he/she/it is good with the two aide idea.
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>>21014606
yuruyuris arr rook same
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QB. Fill him in on the mirai incident.
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[x] dickbutt (QB)
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>>21014640
Not Sayaka, as Sayaka is busy with SOULGEM LICKING
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>>21014439
>Pinkygrinding.gif
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>>21014636
What the fuck

I
I can't even form a proper question about this because of all the levels of wut I am feeling
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[x] call pinky!
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>>21014564
>>21014569
>>21014573
>>21014579
>>21014580
>>21014609
>>21014615
>>21014620
>>21014621
>>21014629
>>21014660

Funny you should mention the tenth, we're just in the middle of a meeting.
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>>21014663

ya we should let them have the evening to make up.
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>>21014543
Kyuubey.

That said, anyone *but* Iori. We're not sober enough for that shit.
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>>21014636

Oh, its that thing again.
That made an appearance in SWQ.
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>>21014543

i am really not sure who to vote for.

we need to inform Kyuubey about the events that took place but Souji might have given a similar report earlier.

i do believe that personally letting Iori know that we will be staying in Siberia for a while longer is the best course of action but it will be all kinds of awkward.

as long as we don't disturb Kyoko and Sayaka i'm ok with either of the last 2 options... probably.
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>>21014701
You mean make out.
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>>21014711
Why there, of all places?
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>>21014543
Sayaka first. She'll probably be the most angry if we call her drunk. We need to get on her good side if we want to make her our aide.

QB on the other hand we already dislike. We can afford to call him drunk and piss him off a little.

Iori we can call if we feel up for it. But probably not so people don't bitch about it and start any waifu shit again.
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>>21014736

The meme, not the image itself.
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>>21014736
It started from a picture of Perrine pregnant
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>>21014736
it wasnt the same image, it was a preggo pic of perinne with the same mexican half breeds schtick
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>>21014745
But Kyouko JUST got home to Sayaka, and you want to disturb their dinner? Sayaka cooked dinner and has been waiting for Kyouko, and you want to call her in the middle of that?
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>>21014763
>>21014736
Kyouko and Sayaka will be busy with butler soulgem licking. No call.
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>>21014750
>>21014748
>>21014747

As expected of SWQ.
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Seriously call Iori get whatever sitstorm we need to get done with then call coobie and Sayaka last.

We need to let her and Kyouko have their time if we want to get anywhere with her
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>>21014763
Knowing how Sayaka feels about us, it will not be a long conversation. It will probably be a very short conversation.

>Sayaka do you want a promotion?
>Whatever asshole
>Okay bye
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>>21014787
Yes, call her while Chiaki is drunk, she is molesting Kyouko. Brilliant.
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>>21014787
Unproductive, then.

>>21014783
We only get one more phone call tonight, not 3.
>You're probably sober enough to make just one more phone call.
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>>21014783
How the fuck does shitstorm autocorrect to sitstorm?
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>>21014783
I can only imagine how we'll be when calling Iori.

>"Hello?" Came the idol's voice.
>Your hand shakes a good deal
>Your voice has a hard edge to it.
>You have an ache in your chest for some reason
>Date date date date flashed before your glasses.
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>>21014787
Actually, Sayaka will likely be pissed off that Murderface got promoted to Warmaster and she didn't. So we should probably find some way to bring up the issue delicately. Interrupting her dinner with Kyoko is not delicate.
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...

I am still thinking about what Mami was doing in the last thrend. Perhaps what we ended up doing is landing Pinky a Mami corruption opportunity

Perhaps Iori and Mami met, Iori got emotional because of a rebound from us and looked to Mami for comfort. Mami was going to refuse until pinky came and wispered things like "Poor girl. You tired to give both her and your friend some happiness but look what has happened. Why don't you comfort her Mami-san? You both deserve comfort, You of all people deserve comfort."

We have no evidence that this has happened though.
I wish it has, Pinky would loose her whole fanbase
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>>21014543
[x] Iori.
We should appologise to her. Try to fix things up a little.
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>>21014814
She was being eaten out by Iori, silly. Or for the wtf factor, Kyuubey
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>>21014804
Well then we can call Sayaka and coobie tomorrow

It works out better if we have more intel for the cat and let Sayaka make Kyouko do her cosplay fetish uninterrupted
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>>21014813
Call her after we come out of our procedure then?
On the off chance that we do go into a coma then Sayaka will be happy enough about finding out we were in a coma to not hang up right away.
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>>21014814
Actually I would like pinky even more for that
It shows she has more than end trick
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>>21014543

Call up QB. Calling up Iori would just confuse things and possibly re-ignite an obsession with us at best.
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>>21014543
Fuck the mutant cat
[X] Sayaka
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>>21014562
Do it any way, damnit.
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Lori is totally Oriko's revenge ploy who is turn is pinky minion. or some shit. also DONT CALL SAYAKA TILL LATE MORNING/AFTERNOON let them have there fun.
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>>21014871
Iori
I = i
Not L
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>famous pron book character
>'dating' the artist
>anime incoming
>starts off soul licking trend.

we are never escaping our perv rep.
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>>21014888
This misspelling is so common in these threads I half expect Deculture to just say, "Fuck it." and retcon Iori's name to Lori.
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>>21014871
She is not a truck, her name is spelled with an "i" not "L"

>>21014903
And just think that we didn't even know we had one till a couple days ago.
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>>21014888

meh.
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>>21014814

you stop that! you stop that right now!
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>>21014910
>She is not a truck
Well then WHY THE FUCK DO WE GIVE A DAMN!?

no quests caret to my autophilia
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I wonder if Kharn's tongue was a result of corruption maybe we'll get some odd prehensile body parts.
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>>21014942
>futa murderface
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>>21014942
Maybe that is why our hair is shorter than canon Homerun
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>>21014942
I think she already had that
It could be amusing though
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>>21014814
Why would Pinky lose her fanbase from this? It's less competition for Chiaki & Pinky together.
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>>21014953
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>>21014910

i am now imagining Iori as a Lori truck, thanks.

also i don't think we are seen as a perv, at most they see us as a cool and serious killer who doesn't let anyone close... Mami doesn't count because no one could resist her even if they wanted to.
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>>21014692

One last call. Yeah. Just one more.

You close your eyes briefly, reaching up with one hand to take your glasses off pinch the bridge of your nose, before massaging your temple. The vodka seems to have hit you harder than you think. Thankfully, the greasy bear meat you've taken alongside the booze seems to be helping, at the very least.

You open your eyes - before blinking at the screen. The number displayed on the screen itself, you've...you've dialed Iori's number, without even knowing. You didn't even realize you were punching it in.

You freeze at that very moment. Waiting for a ring, that, after a few minutes' worth of wating, never came.

...Well, at least you didn't press SEND. That would've been...bad. Maybe. You're not sure, but you're not at all ready to talk to Iori yet. Not...not just yet.

Carefully you delete the numbers, and dial in a different one. One you've known all your life, or at least, as far back as you can remember. As you do so, you call Kharn back into the room. She'd want to be here, at the very least. Your former partner does so, her curiosity piqued - until she recognizes the number, which makes her smile slightly.

The call initiates and connects in the very first ring. This surprises you, but not as much as the fact that the screen in front of you no longer shows the two-word disclaimer that you'd only be working with audio - it activates to show a slightly-blurry, slightly-flickering picture of Kyuubey, the Ninth Incubator. Sitting in his chair, in his office, in front of that impressive computer array - and now sitting in front of you, through the wonders of long-distance communication.

[1/2]
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>>21014953
Shoo shoo back to /d/ with that

>>21014969
This is much more disturbing if you know who that character actually is
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>>21014962

Heh, I though people would be going "Noooo! Not Mami!"
But it looks like people have accepted that we might loose Mami along the way. We lost her in the anime
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>>21014991
Mami route never succeeds, it's best to just accept that fact and try for the next best thing.
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>>21014955

Chiaki of the hair? I could support it would also give us something to do other then time stop in magic fights. maybe we could take a note from SPC and work in machine guns or grenades into out hair. or hair slapping..
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>>21014991
Oh we still aren't losing her
But pinky screwing with Mami as well as us?

We can end up with one big happy screwed up relationship with the god witch and pancake goddess even if it is after we reanimate their corpses
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>>21014983

Ohhh... bait and switch.
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>>21014998

damnnit she's like that one NPC on those ero games who you really want to fuck but she's not a romancable character.
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>>21015003
I actually thought it would be more Homuretta than that

That is probably because Bayonetta was fresher in my mind though and she is a witch so word association
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>>21014983

"Matsuda?" Kyuubey tilts its head slightly to the side, before blinking its disturbingly round crimson eyes. "Oh. So it really is you. I wasn't expecting to hear from you so soon - or in this manner." It's then that he seems to frown - or at least, you think so. Damn mutant cats never change their expressions.

"Drinking on the duty again, I see. Matsuda, please try to set a better example as Warmaster. Yes, I'm sure you're still training, but there are standards to uphold." His gaze seems to then flick to your former partner who's standing just behind you, one of her clawed hands resting on your chair's back rest. "Ah. Kharn. Thank you for joining us. I hope Matsuda hasn't given you too much trouble?"

"No. No trouble." Kharn shakes her head, the smile going wider just a bit. "Murderface has been behaving, do not worry."

"I'm relieved to hear it." Kyuubey turns back towards you. "Now, I'm going to assume you have something for me, Matsuda, so let's not waste time. I've a meeting with the other Incubators put on hold just for this."

What do you report to Kyuubey?
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>>21015005

What?
Are we going to turn Mami onto Candeloro, but a bit off of her, kill Candeloro. Then stuff the Candeloro slice into a Mami suit?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPwF6YTLLuc
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>>21015016
"Speaking of other incubators, one of the Tenth's Saints was here, with indications that she'd been in the area for some time. She's been handled, and we'll be interrogating her tomorrow.

Anything you'd like us to ask her?"
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>>21015016
Well the tenth sent an assassin out here. Killed several of the guards here and nearly killed my subordinate and I as well
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>>21015016

"Good thing you are here Kharn. I suppose you can explain the attack earlier today for me."
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>>21015016
Tell Kyuubey about what happened with Mirai and the Murderbears. Ask Kharn how long the Murderbears have been a problem and suggest that capturing Midori was just a cover based on how long Mirai has been in Siberia.
After all of that, we should probably inform Kyuubey of our potential Warmaster Aide choices, just to clear it with him.
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>>21015016
We neutralized an Magical Girl of the Tenth, and have her Soulgem in custody. She said that she was here for Midori, but I don't think it's that simple. She knew where we were, she was only a few hours behind us.
I think she was checking out this base, and using Midori as an excuse.
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>>21015016

"Well, we just ran into an agent of the Tenth. Supposedly here just to punish Midori, but there's some evidence she's been in the area of your top secret R&D facility for over a month."

"Just figured you'd want to know."
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>>21015016

OH FUCK I'M A PROPHET!!

>>21014692
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In addition to talking about Mirai, we should ask how Mirai knew Midori was here so quickly. Can the 10th still track Midori or is there an information leak?
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>>21015016

someone from Midori's old officio either tracked us down or followed us to Siberia somehow, she did not find the base but she sliced through a few of the men stationed here with a retinue of rabid mutant bears while trying to get to Midori. Kharn has captured her soulgem and we will be interrogating her the next day.
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burp long and loud. explain about bear girl, also we should ask kharn to borrow some torture knives we need to go oldschool murderface on that bitch, no one eats our underlings but us!..
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>>21015064
To be fair, I don't think Mirai actually managed to hurt Midori, all of her wounds were caused by Matsuda when she went Flesh of Fallen Angels. The fact that this didn't drive off Midori speaks a lot of her loyalty/obsession, as does the willingness to kill a former friend.
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>>21015064
Kharn would be pleased with that idea

I wonder if she considers trying green since it is close to blonde?
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>>21015016

Flip him off, then get down to business

"Just a quick report and I'll be out of your hair, fur, whatever. We found one of the 10th's girls near the facility trying to capture Midori. She's in our custody now and we'll be interrogating her tomorrow. Might want to keep that in mind if you happen to talk to him. That's it."
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>>21015085

We know that, but the point is that we took a Corruption hit because of her.
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Guys, sorry about this, but I'll have to cut this on short for now. Internet isn't really cooperating. D:

I'll run the second part of this thread on Tuesday, usual time. Thanks for your participation, and my apologies again!
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>>21015122

Damn internet!
Well we can't do anything about it.

Thanks for the thrend, and thanks for having two for two days in a row.
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>>21015122

don't feel bad, see you next time!
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>>21014986
>This is much more disturbing if you know who that character actually is
Care to enlighten me?
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>>21015122

Oh. Okay.

Thanks for running, deculture! See you on Tuesday!~
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>>21015010
>damnnit she's like that one NPC on those ero games who you really want to fuck but she's not a romancable character.
Yeah, exacly, she even has drills as well!
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

Archive is up, goodnight and don't let Pinky bite!
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>>21015122
>Usual time
As in, 2 hours later, the next day?
Deculture pls.
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>>21015122
Two in two days was too good to hope for! Oh well, sleep well.
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>>21015231
This pictures confuses me
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>>21015151
Go to batoto and search for prunus girl

It should explain everything

IT'S A TRAP!


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