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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)22:50
No.21020972
File: 1349578250365.jpg-(25 KB, 484x281, OHGODWHAT.jpg)
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Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)22:50 No.21020972
/tg/ help me what in Tyr's name am I doing?
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)22:52
No.21021001
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)22:52 No.21021001
Downloading a .pdf titled "fatal.pdf"
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)22:54
No.21021023
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)22:54 No.21021023
File: 1349578476123.jpg-(123 KB, 400x425, 19640686.jpg)
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lold
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)22:55
No.21021029
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)22:55 No.21021029
>>21021001
Is it good for a laugh?
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)22:55
No.21021031
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)22:55 No.21021031
Something will most likely die once you open that pdf.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)22:56
No.21021052
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)22:56 No.21021052
File: 1349578567680.jpg-(258 KB, 693x887, FATAL Strikes Again.jpg)
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)22:58
No.21021087
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)22:58 No.21021087
File: 1349578700450.jpg-(214 KB, 600x644, 1338605618871.jpg)
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>>21021052
>chalice of choking
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:00
No.21021109
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:00 No.21021109
What does F.A.T.A.L. stand for anyways?

>For All The Autist Loosers
>Flawed And Trashy Adventure Land
>First Asian Tabletop Ahegao Lolicon

I have no idea, really, but I just downloaded it.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:00
No.21021117
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:00 No.21021117
>>21021052
You know what... The Chess of Kings is actually a quite good idea...
...For FATAL.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:01
No.21021129
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:01 No.21021129
File: 1349578870620.jpg-(206 KB, 686x885, Death by Jizz.jpg)
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>>21021087
>>wtfing over the Chalice of Choking
>>Not mentioning the Chess Set of Chastity or Chest of Chests.

ISSHIGGIDTY DOODAH
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:01
No.21021138
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:01 No.21021138
Is it time fo another FATAL character generation thread again? What say you, OP.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:02
No.21021154
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:02 No.21021154
File: 1349578961178.jpg-(187 KB, 685x889, FATAL Love Spells.jpg)
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>>21021109
Originally it was Fantasy Adventures To Adult Lechery. Now it is From Another Time Another Land.
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OP
10/06/12(Sat)23:03
No.21021166
OP 10/06/12(Sat)23:03 No.21021166
>>21021138
Oh god here we go. I haven't even opened the fucker yet and I can already tell this shit is going to be intense.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:04
No.21021188
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:04 No.21021188
>>21021129
>ejaculate poison
>ejaculate acid

I'm an immortal eldritch abomination who has existed since before creation, and what is this?
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:06
No.21021209
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:06 No.21021209
>>21021129
Chest of Chests is a catchy name

>>21021117
F.A.T.A.L. has a few decent ideas sprinkled within it.
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OP
10/06/12(Sat)23:08
No.21021231
OP 10/06/12(Sat)23:08 No.21021231
File: 1349579296937.jpg-(32 KB, 310x324, Seriouslythefuck.jpg)
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I already don't want to do this anymore...
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:08
No.21021240
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:08 No.21021240
>>21021154
>Ejaculate poison.
>Ejaculate acid.
>Thinking about raping things to death.
I blame CoC for this. And partly the chaos threads.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:09
No.21021241
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:09 No.21021241
>>21021231
IT BEGIIIIINS.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:09
No.21021242
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:09 No.21021242
File: 1349579353461.jpg-(71 KB, 533x594, lolwut.jpg)
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It's not really amusing to read.

But there is a lot of wat.
Tables for Areola diameter, color, nipple length and vagina depth etc.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:10
No.21021256
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:10 No.21021256
>>21021231
It's funny. You actually think you have a choice in the matter.
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OP
10/06/12(Sat)23:12
No.21021266
OP 10/06/12(Sat)23:12 No.21021266
F.A.T.A.L is going to help me get the ladies apparently...
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:12
No.21021268
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:12 No.21021268
>>21021209

You should eat shit.

No, really. I hear there are a few nutrients sprinkled in there, here and there
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:12
No.21021271
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:12 No.21021271
File: 1349579571954.jpg-(28 KB, 500x467, neigh.jpg)
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GUYS

WHAT'S YOUR ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE

MINE IS SEVEN MILES
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OP
10/06/12(Sat)23:12
No.21021272
OP 10/06/12(Sat)23:12 No.21021272
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>>21021266
captcha ate my pic
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:13
No.21021276
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:13 No.21021276
>>21021052
>Chest of chests

what?
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:13
No.21021280
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:13 No.21021280
>>21021268
Never said those nuggets of mediocrity made it worth it, man
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:14
No.21021288
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:14 No.21021288
Rolled 33, 21, 40, 45, 3, 5, 29, 31, 5, 11, 4, 17, 5 = 249

>>21021231
Too late!
Bring the tables!
My dice are ready!
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OP
10/06/12(Sat)23:15
No.21021294
OP 10/06/12(Sat)23:15 No.21021294
File: 1349579709684.jpg-(50 KB, 286x558, It was inevitable.jpg)
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Yep

Found it...

Rapemind spell
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:16
No.21021318
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:16 No.21021318
>>21021280

Oh, I'll admit the chess set of kings is pretty cool. Would also make succession easier to determine, depending in how magic "kingship" is in your setting.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:19
No.21021360
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:19 No.21021360
>>21021294
Wat? I use equivalents of this in D&D all the time.
I only rarely use it for sexual acts, it would be a waste considering how useful such spells are... but it's great if you have them left over after a long day!
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:20
No.21021369
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:20 No.21021369
>>21021242
I hate chicks with huge nipples. And somehow I get the feeling that under FATAL, you can create a chick who's nips are .5m-1m in diameter.
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OP
10/06/12(Sat)23:20
No.21021370
OP 10/06/12(Sat)23:20 No.21021370
ALRIGHT FINE WE ROLL A COMMUNAL CHARACTER.

1D100 FOR RACE. AVERAGE WILL BE WINRAR.

THIS RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES OR BREAKS.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:20
No.21021373
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:20 No.21021373
File: 1349580025680.png-(82 KB, 838x578, Anal_circumference.png)
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Rolled 23, 23, 5, 18, 18, 8, 20, 2, 5, 25, 11 = 158

>>21021271
Fun fact:
It is technically possible to roll a negative anal circumference going by RAW
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:21
No.21021385
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:21 No.21021385
Rolled 91

>>21021370
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:21
No.21021393
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:21 No.21021393
Rolled 66

>>21021370
I CAN FEEL THE RAPE OVERTAKING ME. IT IS A GOOD PAIN.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:22
No.21021406
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:22 No.21021406
>>21021373
lmfao READ THE RULES TEXT
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:24
No.21021431
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:24 No.21021431
Rolled 8

>>21021370

H-h-h-ere I got
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OP
10/06/12(Sat)23:28
No.21021479
OP 10/06/12(Sat)23:28 No.21021479
>>21021385
>>21021393
>>21021431
Average was 82.5.

We are an Gruagach Ogre.
Oh no. So hairy. Beary hairy one could say.

1d100 for gender, if the average is 1-50 = male, 51-100 = female.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:29
No.21021493
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:29 No.21021493
Rolled 83

>>21021479
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:30
No.21021501
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:30 No.21021501
Rolled 27

>>21021479
oh god why am i doing this

and how long will it take?
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:30
No.21021502
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:30 No.21021502
Rolled 6, 6 = 12

>>21021479
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:30
No.21021503
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:30 No.21021503
Rolled 90

>>21021479
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:30
No.21021504
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:30 No.21021504
>>21021479
Maaaaaaaleeeeee
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:30
No.21021505
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:30 No.21021505
Rolled 64

>>21021479
What will we be doing with our character?

inb4 FatalQuest
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:31
No.21021511
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:31 No.21021511
Rolled 77

>>21021504
FFFFFFFFF
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:31
No.21021515
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:31 No.21021515
Rolled 57

>>21021502
lol wat I am retarded, fucking forgot to change after pasting.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:31
No.21021518
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:31 No.21021518
>>21021511
>77

UUUUUUCK
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OP
10/06/12(Sat)23:33
No.21021535
OP 10/06/12(Sat)23:33 No.21021535
>>21021493
>>21021501
>>21021503
>>21021505
>>21021515
Average = 66.3
We are female hairbeast guys.

Now for age. I'll take the first 4 1d100 rolls.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:34
No.21021550
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:34 No.21021550
Rolled 17

>>21021535
rorring for roricon
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:34
No.21021556
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:34 No.21021556
Rolled 46

>>21021535
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:35
No.21021559
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:35 No.21021559
Rolled 2

>>21021535
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:35
No.21021570
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:35 No.21021570
>>21021373
Then that would make anon's anus a black hole.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:36
No.21021578
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:36 No.21021578
Rolled 72

>>21021535
'kay.

so what is this wraethulu i hear and how can we roleplay a fatal character on it?
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:37
No.21021594
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:37 No.21021594
>>21021570
Not really. It would just no longer conform to linear algebra, and while serious, this is not nearly as bad.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:38
No.21021605
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:38 No.21021605
File: 1349581131211.jpg-(31 KB, 555x519, Dis grot's dreemsah crushed.jpg)
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>>21021594
Dammit.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:40
No.21021621
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:40 No.21021621
>>21021605
I mean, basicly it would become a wormhole; altho not a very useful one. It will probably be able to fulfill the functions of an anus, tho... but it would be messy.
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OP
10/06/12(Sat)23:42
No.21021641
OP 10/06/12(Sat)23:42 No.21021641
Rolled 2, 6, 4, 4, 3, 3 = 22

>>21021550
>>21021556
>>21021559
>>21021578
Fucking equations

((17+46+2+72 / 2) - 55) = 46

Well fuck. No loli ogre waifu today, though we are about a Teenager in Ogre years. Waifu still possible.

Also fuck it I'll roll for Height. OP needs to do some work too.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:44
No.21021659
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:44 No.21021659
File: 1349581447057.jpg-(493 KB, 900x1560, kaiju loli.jpg)
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>>21021641
come on, kaiju schoolgirl troll waifu!
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:44
No.21021664
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:44 No.21021664
It is canon now.
If you anus circumference is negative your anus becomes a wormhole capable of taking any size and never tearing.
Since it occupies negative space things pushed through it come out on the same side, tho, not the other.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:45
No.21021674
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:45 No.21021674
>>21021641
>>21021659
Maybe we'll roll low on height and we can be a pseudo-loli.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:45
No.21021680
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:45 No.21021680
>>21021664
Would it be feasible to use it as a bag of holding?
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OP
10/06/12(Sat)23:46
No.21021685
OP 10/06/12(Sat)23:46 No.21021685
Rolled 5, 3, 5, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3 + 68 = 95

>>21021641
Fuck I'm looking at the wrong race. Rerollan.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:46
No.21021690
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:46 No.21021690
Here are some d100 rolls OP.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:47
No.21021697
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:47 No.21021697
Rolled 14, 94, 45, 42, 74, 66, 6, 88, 70, 32 = 531

>>21021690
the fuck happened.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:47
No.21021698
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:47 No.21021698
File: 1349581656998.jpg-(29 KB, 337x404, Check this guy out.jpg)
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>>21021690
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OP
10/06/12(Sat)23:48
No.21021702
OP 10/06/12(Sat)23:48 No.21021702
Rolled 6, 3, 3, 5, 4, 3, 1, 3 + 68 = 96

>>21021685
We are effectively 8 feet tall. The average.

Okay Weight now. Who wants to do it? 2d100 +399 = ?
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Slickback
10/06/12(Sat)23:48
No.21021706
Slickback 10/06/12(Sat)23:48 No.21021706
>>21021087
That is one of the least cringe-worthy items on that page. Only the Chess of Kings and Chalice of Cheer are also acceptable.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:49
No.21021709
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:49 No.21021709
Rolled 97, 83 + 399 = 579

>>21021702
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:49
No.21021711
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:49 No.21021711
>>21021702
I DO
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:49
No.21021712
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:49 No.21021712
Rolled 33, 67 + 399 = 499

>>21021702
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:49
No.21021718
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:49 No.21021718
Rolled 68, 13 + 399 = 480

>>21021711
hurr
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:49
No.21021719
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:49 No.21021719
Rolled 2

>>21021664
or, alternatively, it could mean that they have an inverse anus, ie. their large intestine would be turned insideout.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:53
No.21021745
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:53 No.21021745
>>21021479
>Average was 82.5.
Do you know what an average is?
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OP
10/06/12(Sat)23:53
No.21021750
OP 10/06/12(Sat)23:53 No.21021750
Rolled 5, 5, 1, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6 + 68 = 108

>>21021709
>>21021712
>>21021718
Average is 519. We are a bit overweight. But hey more cushion for the raping.

Alright lets speed things up, 6 people roll 1d100.
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OP
10/06/12(Sat)23:54
No.21021757
OP 10/06/12(Sat)23:54 No.21021757
>>21021745
Also whatever the fuck, its working.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:54
No.21021759
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:54 No.21021759
Rolled 24

>>21021750
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:54
No.21021761
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:54 No.21021761
Rolled 31

>>21021750
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:54
No.21021762
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:54 No.21021762
Rolled 44

>>21021750
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:56
No.21021771
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:56 No.21021771
Rolled 71

>>21021750
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:56
No.21021773
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:56 No.21021773
Rolled 69

>>21021750
My pigs heart makes me sweater than bacon.
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:56
No.21021778
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:56 No.21021778
Rolled 16

>>21021773
sweeter
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:56
No.21021781
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:56 No.21021781
Rolled 22

>
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Anonymous
10/06/12(Sat)23:59
No.21021817
Anonymous 10/06/12(Sat)23:59 No.21021817
>>21021778
She meant what she said.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)00:00
No.21021831
OP 10/07/12(Sun)00:00 No.21021831
>>21021759
>>21021761
>>21021762
>>21021771
>>21021773
>>21021778
Our best feature is our Eyes. Bullshit it is but whatever.
We have fair dark brown skin.
We have light brown hair that flows to the middle of our back, it is of medium thickness, straight and oily.
We also have Brown eyes. How are they our best feature. Second best feature is probably ass. All in agreement?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:01
No.21021840
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:01 No.21021840
Rolled 12

>>21021831
I think we're just ugly
"nice eyes" is what people say about ugly people when they're trying no to be mean.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:02
No.21021847
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:02 No.21021847
You are lost. Merely downloading it cursed you.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:02
No.21021850
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:02 No.21021850
File: 1349582568162.png-(185 KB, 500x388, hornses ass.png)
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>>21021831
>never seen beautiful brown eyes
>>21021840
>never seen beautiful eyes
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:03
No.21021859
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:03 No.21021859
>>21021850
Never seen anyone attractive who I would first describe as "having nice eyes".
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)00:04
No.21021862
OP 10/07/12(Sun)00:04 No.21021862
I'll roll the boring vision bit.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)00:05
No.21021876
OP 10/07/12(Sun)00:05 No.21021876
Rolled 62

>>21021862
Where'd my dice go?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:05
No.21021881
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:05 No.21021881
File: 1349582708402.gif-(2.95 MB, 267x199, fuck everything.gif)
2.95 MB
Rolled 92

>>21021840
>tfw you actually do find girl's eyes attractive and they say the same thing

That said, how does our character have "fair" and "dark brown" skin at the same time?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:05
No.21021888
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:05 No.21021888
>>21021840
>"nice eyes" is what people say about ugly people when they're trying no to be mean.
My girlfriend says she loves my blue eyes. That they are the first thing she noticed about me. But now I guess she just thinks I am ugly.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:05
No.21021892
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:05 No.21021892
>>21021859
Then I pity you.
I've seen eyes that were absolutely breathtaking.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)00:08
No.21021919
OP 10/07/12(Sun)00:08 No.21021919
Rolled 80

Some eyes can be really nice, but we are an OGRE.

>>21021876
We have perfect natural vision.
>>21021881
Because this is FATAL, were you not informed?

Anywho 1d100 for facial features.

Also should we attempt the Freak of Nature roll? 1d100000?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:09
No.21021930
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:09 No.21021930
>>21021919
Dass rayciss.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:09
No.21021933
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:09 No.21021933
Rolled 9462

>>21021919
FoN? Sure.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:11
No.21021947
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:11 No.21021947
>>21021919
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:12
No.21021955
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:12 No.21021955
Rolled 16004

>>21021947
Mah dice
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:12
No.21021964
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:12 No.21021964
Rolled 25

>>21021919
FACE it.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)00:15
No.21021992
OP 10/07/12(Sun)00:15 No.21021992
>>21021919
Okay my roll doesn't count for that.
>>21021964
This one does though, we have large eyes. Better accentuating out best feature but also making us look slightly unstable.

Also I guess we are not a Freak of Nature.

Now on to the 'Sexual Features' section.
Strap in boys.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:20
No.21022042
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:20 No.21022042
Rolled 15

>>21021992
HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:20
No.21022044
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:20 No.21022044
>>21021840
>"nice eyes" is what people say about ugly people when they're trying no to be mean.

I met someone with amazingly pretty dark eyes. She was pretty too, but I wanted to rip her eyes out of her head and put them on display in my living room.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:20
No.21022046
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:20 No.21022046
Rolled 69

>>21021992
>Strap in boys
>Strap on boys
FTFY
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:22
No.21022064
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:22 No.21022064
>>21022044
I know exactly what you mean. Sometimes, eyes are really someone's best feature, to the degree that you want to just take them and keep them in a jar.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:22
No.21022068
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:22 No.21022068
Did anyone get gay as their voice yet?
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)00:22
No.21022073
OP 10/07/12(Sun)00:22 No.21022073
>>21022042

>>21022046
We have an Areola Diameter of 4'' and a hue of Dark.

WE NEED OUR CUP SIZE! ROLL 1D100 IF YOU DARE! HOPING FOR AT LEAST A B.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:24
No.21022093
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:24 No.21022093
Rolled 74

>>21022073
Drinking cups?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:25
No.21022103
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:25 No.21022103
Rolled 81

>>21022073
Come on flat chest!
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)00:28
No.21022127
OP 10/07/12(Sun)00:28 No.21022127
>>21022093
>>21022103
Well done Anons! We go C cup with ohhhhhh nooooo...

3 inch nipples.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:28
No.21022128
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:28 No.21022128
Rolled 33

>>21022073
Come on, ridiculous gainax jugs!
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:28
No.21022136
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:28 No.21022136
Rolled 20

>>21022127
Sweet Jesus, one of her tits is practically just one huge nipple.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:29
No.21022146
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:29 No.21022146
>>21022127
Circumference? Diameter? Length? Which?
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)00:30
No.21022157
OP 10/07/12(Sun)00:30 No.21022157
>>21022146
Nipple length.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)00:33
No.21022180
OP 10/07/12(Sun)00:33 No.21022180
File: 1349584386286.jpg-(10 KB, 314x31, ohno.jpg)
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Roll 1d100. Oh god here we go.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:33
No.21022184
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:33 No.21022184
>>21022157
Eh, whatever. 4chan's made me perverse enough that this doesn't faze me.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:34
No.21022192
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:34 No.21022192
Rolled 31

>>21022180
Come on max!
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:34
No.21022193
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:34 No.21022193
Rolled 13

>>21022180
Lets do this
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:35
No.21022199
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:35 No.21022199
Rolled 5

>>21022180
hopin for something that someone cannot crawl into
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:36
No.21022207
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:36 No.21022207
Rolled 82

>>21022180
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:36
No.21022213
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:36 No.21022213
>>21022180
Who needs sanity anyways?
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:38
No.21022230
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:38 No.21022230
Rolled 26

>>21022213
I somehow forgot my dice.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)00:39
No.21022236
OP 10/07/12(Sun)00:39 No.21022236
Rolled 15, 8 = 23

>>21022192
>>21022193
>>21022199
>>21022207
Average of 33.

We 9-12 inch circumference. Our depth potential, if I am correct is 8 inches + my roll.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)00:39
No.21022252
OP 10/07/12(Sun)00:39 No.21022252
Rolled 4, 16 = 20

>>21022236
8 inches + 23% = ?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:40
No.21022258
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:40 No.21022258
>>21022236
So you could fit your head in there?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:40
No.21022263
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:40 No.21022263
Rolled 54

>>21022236
uh. wat. for ogre standard is that tight?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:40
No.21022265
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:40 No.21022265
Rolled 58

>>21022236
Hotdog down a hallway.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:41
No.21022280
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:41 No.21022280
Rolled 74

>>21022236
I could nearly fit my netbook in that, even if the wide side goes in first
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)00:44
No.21022299
OP 10/07/12(Sun)00:44 No.21022299
File: 1349585092502.jpg-(10 KB, 184x184, 1338604843587.jpg)
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Rolled 5, 19 = 24

Well this is a pickle. We could either say that the 23 is supposed to be a percentage of the 8 inches like rational adults or we could say fuck it and make her vaginal depth potential 31 inches...
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:46
No.21022316
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:46 No.21022316
>>21022299
Fuck that, I wanna fit my arm in there.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:47
No.21022322
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:47 No.21022322
Rolled 55

>>21022299
Let's go with 31 inches so we can use our vagina to kidnap toddlers.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:47
No.21022324
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:47 No.21022324
>>21022299
We will do this by the RAW! Her depth is 31 inches.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:48
No.21022326
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:48 No.21022326
>>21022322
Or bone Dragons.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:48
No.21022332
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:48 No.21022332
>>21022299
31 inches.
Horse cocks will be like a hot dog down a hallway.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:49
No.21022341
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:49 No.21022341
Rolled 1

>>21022299
im certain its percentages

it just... cant be bigger that her abdomen. i think.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)00:50
No.21022349
OP 10/07/12(Sun)00:50 No.21022349
>>21022322
Oh god my sides.

Roll 1d100 for tongue and then we can move onto anal circumference.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:51
No.21022360
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:51 No.21022360
Rolled 97

>>21022349
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:51
No.21022362
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:51 No.21022362
Rolled 67

>>21022341
I just imagined the top of her head coming up like a cone to make all that extra vagina room physically possible.

>>21022349
I hope we get one that either can't make it out of our mouth, or is so long that we can't keep it in our mouth.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:51
No.21022363
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:51 No.21022363
>>21022360

>97

Shit.

Run.

RUN.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:51
No.21022370
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:51 No.21022370
Rolled 99

Rollan
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:52
No.21022380
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:52 No.21022380
>>21022360
>>21022370
Oh lawdy.
>>
OP
10/07/12(Sun)00:52
No.21022384
OP 10/07/12(Sun)00:52 No.21022384
>>21022360
>>21022362
>>21022370

Shit.

Fuck.

A 7 inch tongue, a 6 inch or an 8 inch tongue.
The mob decides.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:53
No.21022392
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:53 No.21022392
>>21022384
8 INCH.
GO BIG OR GO HOME.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:54
No.21022400
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:54 No.21022400
>>21022392

THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:54
No.21022406
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:54 No.21022406
>>21022384
Definitely 8 inches.
Gene Simmons? On your bike!
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:54
No.21022410
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:54 No.21022410
>>21022392
yes, then we can steal people's lunch out of their stomachs!
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:55
No.21022416
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:55 No.21022416
Rolled 44

>>21022410
Yes, yes times a thousand.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:55
No.21022417
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:55 No.21022417
>>21022384
Eight inches. Oh God why.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:56
No.21022427
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:56 No.21022427
>>21022417

whyboner.jpg
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:57
No.21022438
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:57 No.21022438
>>21022410
Ew, partially-digested food? That would be like reflux times a dozen.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:57
No.21022443
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:57 No.21022443
File: 1349585843848.jpg-(202 KB, 1500x618, 1330474926052.jpg)
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>>21022392
>this character
>this thread
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:58
No.21022448
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:58 No.21022448
Rolled 9

>>21022384
8 inches, fuck yea
We can tongue the average woman's womb
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)00:58
No.21022449
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)00:58 No.21022449
>>21022438
Depending on her sexual perversity, that might be her fetish.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)01:01
No.21022471
OP 10/07/12(Sun)01:01 No.21022471
File: 1349586074481.gif-(1.97 MB, 336x199, 1346139377442.gif)
1.97 MB
Ohhhhhh god... 8 inch tongue it is.
We are an Teenage Ogre waifu who steals toddler's with her vagina and thieves lunch right from people's throats, mouths and stomachs.

This has potential but anyway. Do you anons know what time it is?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:01
No.21022477
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:01 No.21022477
>>21022427
Because at that length, it might as well be prehensile~
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:02
No.21022487
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:02 No.21022487
>>21021129

>The poison only affects females. Gay dick sucking is cool though.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:03
No.21022494
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:03 No.21022494
File: 1349586188027.jpg-(551 KB, 571x749, 12302840762.jpg)
551 KB
Rolled 23

>>21022471
Why, it's ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE TIME.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:04
No.21022512
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:04 No.21022512
Rolled 36

>>21022494
NO DM NO!
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:04
No.21022514
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:04 No.21022514
Rolled 84

>>21022494

MAX MAX MAX
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:05
No.21022522
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:05 No.21022522
Rolled 58

>>21022494
OH BOY
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:05
No.21022526
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:05 No.21022526
>>21022514
close enough
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:05
No.21022530
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:05 No.21022530
>>21021505
man does anyone else remember the fatal quest that went on a while back? The one where the demon dude wore a dwarf as a hat
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:05
No.21022537
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:05 No.21022537
>>21022514
TAKE THIS ONE AND THIS ONE ONLY.
>>
OP
10/07/12(Sun)01:07
No.21022552
OP 10/07/12(Sun)01:07 No.21022552
>>21022514
No.... it can't be.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:08
No.21022565
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:08 No.21022565
>>21022530
This idea is so ludicruous... it will be in my next campaign.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:08
No.21022569
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:08 No.21022569
File: 1349586529113.png-(300 KB, 593x500, 1346729959575.png)
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>>21022552

OH, IT IS. YOU CANNOT RUN NOW, OP. THERE IS NOTHING BUT PAIN AND ANUSES HERE.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:09
No.21022574
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:09 No.21022574
>>21022565
a dwarf's ass no less
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:09
No.21022580
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:09 No.21022580
>>21022565
He also took a dump and beat somene to death with it.
>>
OP
10/07/12(Sun)01:09
No.21022583
OP 10/07/12(Sun)01:09 No.21022583
Anons. We now possess a 12-15 inch anal circumference.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:10
No.21022590
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:10 No.21022590
Rolled 68

>>21022583

YEAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:10
No.21022598
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:10 No.21022598
>>21022583
So we can now swallow toddlers with our colon. Cool.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:10
No.21022600
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:10 No.21022600
>>21022583

My god. We could take Tiamat's own strapon.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:10
No.21022602
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:10 No.21022602
Rolled 75

>>21022583
awwww yeah, more toddler storage space
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:10
No.21022606
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:10 No.21022606
Rolled 74

>>21022583
We need to go deeper
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:11
No.21022608
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:11 No.21022608
File: 1349586663643.jpg-(41 KB, 199x300, Portrait_de_Sade.jpg)
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>>21022583

We need to go deeper. What's next, OP?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:14
No.21022664
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:14 No.21022664
>>21022583
Well, that's about 4.5" diameter
>>
OP
10/07/12(Sun)01:19
No.21022730
OP 10/07/12(Sun)01:19 No.21022730
Well. Let's review.

Race: Gruagach Ogre
Gender: Female
Age: 46 we are a Young Adult in Ogre years
Height: 8 feet
Weight: 519 lbs, a bit chubby but not unappealingly so.
Best feature: Our eyes.
Eyes: Delicious brown.
Skin: Fair dark brown, how does this even?
Hair: Light brown that comes down to the middle of our back, it is of medium thickness, straight and is oily.
Facial features: We have large froglike eyes. Makes our best feature better, but also makes us look a bit crazy.
Areola: 4 inches diameter with a dark hue.
Breast: C cup with 3 inch nipples.
Vaginal Circumference: 9-12 inches
Vaginal Depth Potential: 31 inches. Toddler-stealing size.
Tongue length: 8 inches. Food-stealing length.
Anal Circumference: 12-15 inches.

We enjoy long walks on the beach and kidnapping.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:20
No.21022752
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:20 No.21022752
>>21022730
fuck, they live that long?

also add toddler hunting to lists of likes.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:22
No.21022771
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:22 No.21022771
>>21022730
Is that all? Are we ready to explore the world of FATAL?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:22
No.21022775
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:22 No.21022775
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>>21022730
WELL HEY THERE, SWEETCHEEKS. I NOTICE YOU'VE GOT TWO BIG, PURTY EYES. I'VE GOT FOUR.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:23
No.21022782
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:23 No.21022782
>>21022771
We'll fit in perfectly with it's denizens.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:23
No.21022787
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:23 No.21022787
>>21022730
we didn't roll our sexual orientation
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:24
No.21022803
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:24 No.21022803
>>21022730
Where's the rest? We don't know our mental state.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)01:25
No.21022816
OP 10/07/12(Sun)01:25 No.21022816
>>21022787
>>21022803
Did you think we were done?

Where do we go next guys?
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:26
No.21022824
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:26 No.21022824
Rolled 100

>>21022816

ROLLING FOR SEXUAL ORIENTATION
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:26
No.21022828
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:26 No.21022828
>>21022803
I'm just guessing off the top of my head since I never read the rulebook, but I have a feeling the table has one option, then three variations of "constantly horny", and repeat.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:26
No.21022829
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:26 No.21022829
>>21022824
STRAIGHT
AS
A
FUCKING
ARROW.
>>
OP
10/07/12(Sun)01:27
No.21022834
OP 10/07/12(Sun)01:27 No.21022834
>>21022824
BAHAHAHA!
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:27
No.21022837
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:27 No.21022837
>>21022816
status? skills? those other physical traits?
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:27
No.21022845
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:27 No.21022845
>>21022824
YOU JUST WON FATAL
CLAIM YOUR PRIZE
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:29
No.21022859
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:29 No.21022859
>>21022824
does that make us maximum prude or maximum pervert?
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:30
No.21022881
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:30 No.21022881
File: 1349587838143.jpg-(472 KB, 1600x945, 1347816611292.jpg)
472 KB
>>21022845

There is no prize.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:31
No.21022891
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:31 No.21022891
>>21022824
God damn it, that's extremism.
She ultra anti-feminist and hates homosexuals.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:31
No.21022897
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:31 No.21022897
Rolled 20

>>21022824

Does this mean we're pan-omni-fuck-a-moist-breadstick-sexual or only-if-it's-a-dude-girls-are-disgusting-sexual?
>>
OP
10/07/12(Sun)01:32
No.21022908
OP 10/07/12(Sun)01:32 No.21022908
I hereby declare our Ogre to be PANSEXUAL. For it could be lulzy.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:32
No.21022914
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:32 No.21022914
>>21022881
God dammit why did you have to post that? I see it everywhere and I spend hours just thinking about WHAT ARE ALL THOSE ASSHOLES LAUGHING ABOUT.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:32
No.21022915
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:32 No.21022915
File: 1349587968361.png-(816 KB, 899x564, BUENO.png)
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>>21022891
This pleases me.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:33
No.21022919
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:33 No.21022919
File: 1349587985658.jpg-(175 KB, 759x389, 1347914846777.jpg)
175 KB
>>21022891

We Christian Fundamentalist now.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:33
No.21022924
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:33 No.21022924
>>21022908
Declare?
What does the actual table say?
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:33
No.21022934
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:33 No.21022934
>>21022919
WE MUST REENACT DARK DUNGEONS IN FATAL.
>>
OP
10/07/12(Sun)01:34
No.21022943
OP 10/07/12(Sun)01:34 No.21022943
File: 1349588089827.jpg-(43 KB, 380x454, sexualitable.jpg)
43 KB
>>21022924
This.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:35
No.21022945
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:35 No.21022945
File: 1349588113971.jpg-(181 KB, 779x441, 1347915320057.jpg)
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>>21022908

OP, if the table said we are hyper straight we are hyper straight, and there's nothing your Anti-Christman Liberalism can do to stop it.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:36
No.21022959
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:36 No.21022959
>>21022943
Yeah, I'd roll that as extreme heterosexuality. Fuck your pansexuality, ogre god hates fags.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:36
No.21022965
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:36 No.21022965
>>21022945
Incredibly homophobic pedophile sounds like a hilarious idea.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:36
No.21022968
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:36 No.21022968
>>21022943

...I...I... I have no idea what the fuck that says. Breast size influences sexuality?
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)01:37
No.21022976
OP 10/07/12(Sun)01:37 No.21022976
>>21022959
>>21022945
Very well. Extremist heterosexual it is. Should we put it as hates women altogether?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:38
No.21022988
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:38 No.21022988
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>>21022976

DARN STRAIGHT.

SLUTS, ALL OF THEM.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:39
No.21023001
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:39 No.21023001
>>21022943
The question is - is 100 really a "100" or just "00"? Or should d100 in FATAL have 101 sides for both options?

also:
>anything other than Hetero is <05
>most races have +5
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:40
No.21023016
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:40 No.21023016
>>21022976
Yep. She's an outright misogynist who outwardly espouses how inferior they are to men.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)01:41
No.21023030
OP 10/07/12(Sun)01:41 No.21023030
>>21023016
Even herself?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:41
No.21023034
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:41 No.21023034
>>21023016

So... she helped design the game?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:41
No.21023041
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:41 No.21023041
>>21023016
And kidnaps female toddlers with her vagina.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:41
No.21023046
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:41 No.21023046
>>21023030

Especially herself.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:42
No.21023051
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:42 No.21023051
>>21022945
That face. ... I'm not sure what to think anymore...

She looks like my ex. Like if my ex was challenging me to accept Jesus...
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:42
No.21023053
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:42 No.21023053
>>21023016
Well, maybe not quite that, but he's more than willing to fill a woman role and is not exactly comfortable with any woman not sharing her opinion on this.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:42
No.21023059
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:42 No.21023059
>>21023053
*she
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:43
No.21023062
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:43 No.21023062
>>21023030
Damn straight. She's a dumb slut and inferior to men.
>>21023034
Yes.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)01:43
No.21023065
OP 10/07/12(Sun)01:43 No.21023065
>>21023046
>>21023053
SO in other words, perfect submissive waifu.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:44
No.21023089
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:44 No.21023089
>>21023065
It's what the die said and the die never lies.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:44
No.21023097
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:44 No.21023097
File: 1349588688142.jpg-(255 KB, 760x564, 1347914946076.jpg)
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>>21023051

If this is your Ex, you need to take her to a psychologist immediately and make sure she stops seeing the cult leader who looks like Jesus and drives teenagers around in Rapevans.

Also what the fuck is this shit I don't even know anymore
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:44
No.21023103
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:44 No.21023103
>>21023065
Exactly.
Except for the part where she's violently opposed to feminism.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:46
No.21023123
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:46 No.21023123
File: 1349588765155.jpg-(72 KB, 387x387, 1337512814693.jpg)
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>>21023103

...Uguu?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:48
No.21023168
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:48 No.21023168
>>21023123
I guess.
If you're into that kind of thing.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:48
No.21023176
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:48 No.21023176
Hey, OP, give us something else to roll.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:49
No.21023191
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:49 No.21023191
File: 1349588978826.jpg-(62 KB, 680x391, 1349279916465.jpg)
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>>21023168

Oh. I'm into it.

But are you, OR ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?!
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)01:49
No.21023193
OP 10/07/12(Sun)01:49 No.21023193
>>21023176
You got it. 1d100 for occupation.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:50
No.21023206
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:50 No.21023206
May God have mercy on our souls.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:50
No.21023211
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:50 No.21023211
File: 1349589043366.jpg-(146 KB, 429x428, 1347084895741.jpg)
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Rolled 89

>>21023193

FOR THE WAR AGAINST FEMALES
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:50
No.21023215
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:50 No.21023215
Rolled 3

>>21023193
Here ya go.
>>21023191
Damn straight. Fuck those whores.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)01:51
No.21023235
OP 10/07/12(Sun)01:51 No.21023235
>>21023211
Slave?
>>21023215
Or Bandit?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:52
No.21023250
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:52 No.21023250
>>21023235
Slave. This is perfect.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:53
No.21023264
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:53 No.21023264
>>21023235
Slave, gotta be slave. It makes it even funnier.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:53
No.21023268
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:53 No.21023268
Rolled 62

>>21023235

A bandit, living on the fringes of society and striking blows against the feminist institution.

Which is fucking stupid, because FATALworld is a Rapist's Paradise where suggesting women's rights can get you yourself raped.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:53
No.21023270
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:53 No.21023270
Rolled 94

>>21023235
Slave, because we must create the ultimate waifu.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:54
No.21023291
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:54 No.21023291
Rolled 25

>>21023270
The ultimate incredibly hairy 8 foot tall ogre waifu
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:56
No.21023324
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:56 No.21023324
>>21023291
Eh, she can shave.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)01:57
No.21023333
OP 10/07/12(Sun)01:57 No.21023333
Slave it is.

1d100 for Fist Circumference.
1d100 for Handedness.
1d100 for Head Circumference.
1d100 for Foot Size.
And 1d100 for Bad Trip Effects.

One at a time.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:57
No.21023337
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:57 No.21023337
File: 1349589479529.jpg-(45 KB, 554x506, 1347767592192.jpg)
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>>21023291
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:58
No.21023347
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:58 No.21023347
Rolled 82

Rolling for Fist Circumference.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:58
No.21023348
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:58 No.21023348
Rolled 27

>>21023333
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:59
No.21023356
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:59 No.21023356
Rolled 1

>>21023333
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:59
No.21023359
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:59 No.21023359
Rolled 13

>>21023348

Handedness it is then.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:59
No.21023361
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:59 No.21023361
Rolled 77

>>21023333

Why... why fist circumference?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)01:59
No.21023362
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)01:59 No.21023362
>>21023333
nice quads

And I think she might be a Slave willingly.
Her owners might have the right ideas.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:01
No.21023377
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:01 No.21023377
>>21023356
the tiniest
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:01
No.21023379
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:01 No.21023379
>>21023362
Might?
She'd be insulted at the idea of not being one.
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:01
No.21023383
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:01 No.21023383
Rolled 71

>>21023362
She's a slave because that's the rightful place of all females.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:01
No.21023391
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:01 No.21023391
>>21023362
Maybe that's where the story kicks up.. or her backstory?
She was a happy waifu fuckslave of a whole tribe of well endowed Orks.. until they were slain by an adventuring party of feminist Amazon warrior woman, who then "liberated" her.
Imagine her rage.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:02
No.21023393
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:02 No.21023393
>>21023377
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e1/Scout_dominationsnp05.wav
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:04
No.21023428
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:04 No.21023428
>>21023379
I'm careful with talking in absolutes. We have to build some concensus after all.. sometimes.. when the dice results are less clear maybe. ;-)
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:06
No.21023448
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:06 No.21023448
File: 1349589975851.jpg-(40 KB, 200x257, epiphany.jpg)
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>>21021231
My god, it's all making sense now.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:06
No.21023459
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:06 No.21023459
>>21023428
>;-)
Opinion invalid, fuck off.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:07
No.21023464
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:07 No.21023464
>>21021001

Yeah, this pretty much explains it.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)02:10
No.21023489
OP 10/07/12(Sun)02:10 No.21023489
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>>21023347
14-15 inch foot size. So 14-15 inches clenched fist size.
>>21023348
She is right-handed.
>>21023356
Pic related. I can't be fucked.
>>21023383
>>21023359
Extreme terror and nausea for the Bad trip effects.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)02:11
No.21023494
OP 10/07/12(Sun)02:11 No.21023494
>>21023489
Clenched fist circumference*
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:11
No.21023497
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:11 No.21023497
>>21023391
I'm imagining them being entirely oblivious to her anger.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:12
No.21023506
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:12 No.21023506
Rolled 96

>>21023489
Okay, so far it's 25.22. Now for the base.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:13
No.21023507
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:13 No.21023507
>>21023489
Four inch wide head. Fantastic.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:13
No.21023511
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:13 No.21023511
>>21022914
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks


the more you know
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:13
No.21023516
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:13 No.21023516
Rolled 87

>>21023506
Now how much it'll be increased by.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:14
No.21023531
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:14 No.21023531
Rolled 49

>>21023507
She could probably coil her tongue around her head
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:16
No.21023541
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:16 No.21023541
>>21023516
Comes out to 26.09 inches, I believe.
Which means her head has a diameter of 8.304704930535099 inches.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:16
No.21023549
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:16 No.21023549
>>21023511
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks

>Thou art a turkish imp, the damned devil's brother and friend, and a secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight art thou that cannot slay a hedgehog with your naked ass? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou son of a bitch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

>Thou art the Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian villain, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, a fool before our God, a grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

>So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. Thou wilt not even be herding Christian pigs. Now we shall conclude, for we don't know the date and don't have a calendar; the moon/month's in the sky, the year in the book, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our ass!

>Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.

330 years later and I can still feel the burn. A crick in their dick? Ouch.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:18
No.21023562
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:18 No.21023562
>>21023541
8 inches isn't THAT small. Of course, that means her tongue is as long as her head.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:20
No.21023582
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:20 No.21023582
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>>21023562

This is going strange places. I'm not sure I want to come along.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:23
No.21023626
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:23 No.21023626
>>21023489
Well? Where's the next bit?
>>
Huruki
10/07/12(Sun)02:23
No.21023627
Huruki 10/07/12(Sun)02:23 No.21023627
>>21023582
you thought you had a choice? there are no exits on the fatal train
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:26
No.21023659
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:26 No.21023659
I'm gonna try to draw her. I need the practise.
Don't expect drawfag-worthy results, tho...
and I might take some artistic license on the head size.. maybe more like 10 inch or so it would probably look really odd otherwise.
Not sure if I'll manage anything that resembles a face, tho.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)02:27
No.21023668
OP 10/07/12(Sun)02:27 No.21023668
>>21023626
That is actually about it unless you want Disposition and Temperament.

>>21023659
Go for it drawfriendo.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:27
No.21023679
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:27 No.21023679
Rolled 91

>>21023659
Don't forget to add writhing masses in her lower abdomen.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:28
No.21023685
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:28 No.21023685
>>21023668
OF COURSE I WANT DISPOSITION AND TEMPERAMENT.
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW SEXUALLY PERVERSE SHE IS.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:29
No.21023706
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:29 No.21023706
Rolled 14

>>21023659
Don't forget the tongue
And if you're up to it, at least her weirdly large eyes
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:30
No.21023715
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:30 No.21023715
Rolled 94

>>21023668
rolling for maximum rage
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:31
No.21023722
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:31 No.21023722
>>21023679
I'll probably do some sort of collage or whatever that shows her capabilities, like the tongue and ... spacious vagina.
I'm not sure if I can make it show that there's a toddler in her ass and a small child in her vagina without some sort of x-ray stuff.
Being really optimistic right now but damn, don't get your hopes up too high (or mine).
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:33
No.21023744
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:33 No.21023744
>>21023706
I have a fetish for long tongues, so that's out of question.. but the eyes, right.
>Large, beautiful, feminine frog eyes.
I might need a reference for such a thing, especially since I'm still bad with faces in general.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:35
No.21023758
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:35 No.21023758
>>21023744
hypno frog.

it even makes sense.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:36
No.21023761
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:36 No.21023761
Rolled 86

>>21023722
I was expecting something more in the vein of little bumps in the shape of toddler limbs protruding from her chest.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:36
No.21023763
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:36 No.21023763
>>21021052
>"spank the silly strumpet sideways for 17 seconds"

fucking FATAL, man
>>
Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:38
No.21023787
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:38 No.21023787
>>21023668
Well? What do we have to roll for them?
Don't leave us hanging.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)02:39
No.21023802
OP 10/07/12(Sun)02:39 No.21023802
>>21023787
Yeah hang on. They made Disposition the most complicated goddamn part.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)02:43
No.21023847
OP 10/07/12(Sun)02:43 No.21023847
File: 1349592232969.jpg-(70 KB, 599x467, we have to go godless uguu~.jpg)
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No gods for us.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)02:45
No.21023866
OP 10/07/12(Sun)02:45 No.21023866
File: 1349592340814.jpg-(19 KB, 262x132, ethnics and moles.jpg)
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Roll 2d100 for our ethics and morals.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:46
No.21023879
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:46 No.21023879
File: 1349592409652.jpg-(31 KB, 390x285, shirley phelps.jpg)
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>>21023847
God damn it

Now how can we have a Shilrey phelps expy?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:47
No.21023885
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:47 No.21023885
Rolled 75, 99 = 174

>>21023866
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:47
No.21023893
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:47 No.21023893
Rolled 62

>>21023866
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:47
No.21023896
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:47 No.21023896
>>21023847
Wait, when the fuck did we roll for Bodily Attractiveness and Facial Charisma?
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)02:48
No.21023903
OP 10/07/12(Sun)02:48 No.21023903
>>21023896
I'm not bothering with stats just yet.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:48
No.21023910
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:48 No.21023910
>>21023879

We're an... atheist fundamentalist I guess?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:50
No.21023926
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:50 No.21023926
>>21023885
>Neutral w/ Ethical
>Moral
Perfect pure ogre waifu.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:51
No.21023945
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:51 No.21023945
>>21023896
Since I am drawing her bodily attractiveness hopefully will be low.
That way my drawing might be more accurate.
But of course I'm fine with super high stats, waifu wise.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:51
No.21023946
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:51 No.21023946
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21020972/

Our waifu shall be preserved through history.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)02:52
No.21023953
OP 10/07/12(Sun)02:52 No.21023953
>>21023885
Welp we are neutral with ethical and moral all over.
>>21023926
You speak the truth.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)02:54
No.21023984
OP 10/07/12(Sun)02:54 No.21023984
Only temperament left and then we are done.

Just roll 1d100 and say which you are rolling for out of: Sanguine, Choleric, Melancholic and Phlegmatic.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:55
No.21024000
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:55 No.21024000
Rolled 23

>>21023984
Sanguine
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:56
No.21024007
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:56 No.21024007
Rolled 100

>>21023984

Choleric ho!
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:56
No.21024011
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:56 No.21024011
Rolled 85

>>21023984
Melancholic.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:56
No.21024015
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:56 No.21024015
>>21024007

Shit. What have I done?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:57
No.21024021
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:57 No.21024021
Rolled 63

>>21023984
Melancholic
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:57
No.21024025
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:57 No.21024025
Rolled 84

>>21023984
Phlegmatic.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:57
No.21024027
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:57 No.21024027
Rolled 38

>>21023984
Phlegmatic
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)02:58
No.21024036
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)02:58 No.21024036
>>21024015
Choleric is ambition and leadership.
Which is pretty nonsensical given her established beliefs.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:00
No.21024043
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:00 No.21024043
>>21024036

It's also aggression and energy. It may still work out.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)03:01
No.21024046
OP 10/07/12(Sun)03:01 No.21024046
Choleric is ruled out.
So we have:
>>21024011
>>21024025
Melancholic/Phlematic unless someone can roll higher for Sanguine.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:01
No.21024052
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:01 No.21024052
Rolled 73

>>21024046
I'll try.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:03
No.21024067
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:03 No.21024067
>>21024046

I don't think we should rule out choleric. I think we should force the square peg into the round whole and MAKE IT work.

I mean, a 100 comes around only once in a hundred rolls. Can't just waste that.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)03:05
No.21024094
OP 10/07/12(Sun)03:05 No.21024094
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>>21024067
True or we could switch them and go with pic related.

Or we could take traits from Choleric and add them as well?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:05
No.21024098
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:05 No.21024098
Rolled 75

>>21024067
I've read FATAL. 100 Choleric means you're always the leader whether you want to be or not, you're just THAT naturally alpha.
It doesn't really fit.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:06
No.21024106
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:06 No.21024106
>>21024094
That's pretty much perfect. U-fucking-guu.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:08
No.21024122
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:08 No.21024122
>>21024098

>whether you want to be or not,

She just wants to be the good little woman slave and be barefoot and pregnant.

But NOOOO, she has to be dragged along being looked up to because she's so damn forceful.

>>21024094
Putting the 100 in one of these would work too.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:12
No.21024158
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:12 No.21024158
>>21024122
haha imagine her frustration.

I need to know how many fingers and toes are appropriate?
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)03:13
No.21024171
OP 10/07/12(Sun)03:13 No.21024171
Phlegmatic-Melancholic she is then.

What about a name /tg/? She needs a name.

>>21024158
Just the standard human amount.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:15
No.21024190
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:15 No.21024190
So, basicly she's so inspiring, she has trouble getting raped and used as a waifu, because many men are wimps.
Basicly it makes her totally submissive, but few people can stand up to her to take advantage of that, which in turn pisses her off...

Sounds like she's not being exactly subtle about her needs.. and it intimidates people.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:16
No.21024197
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:16 No.21024197
>>21024171
We still haven't done stats.
Stats are important.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:16
No.21024202
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:16 No.21024202
>>21024190

I honestly like this better.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)03:18
No.21024220
OP 10/07/12(Sun)03:18 No.21024220
>>21024190
I can live with that.

>>21024197
But why? What will that accomplish?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:19
No.21024233
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:19 No.21024233
>>21024220
Why NOT? Let's make a fucking character, not half of one.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:20
No.21024237
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:20 No.21024237
>>21024220

We can see if she's an absolute hideous klutz that causes people to become aroused just by walking across the room,
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)03:22
No.21024254
OP 10/07/12(Sun)03:22 No.21024254
>>21024233
>>21024237
Well alright then. Where do I start?
I did just download this today so I've been winging it since the beginning.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:22
No.21024255
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:22 No.21024255
>>21024220
Dammit, OP, do this or I'll download FATAL just to do it.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:24
No.21024274
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:24 No.21024274
>>21024254
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:24
No.21024281
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:24 No.21024281
Rolled 28

>>21024274
Fuck stopping
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)03:26
No.21024301
OP 10/07/12(Sun)03:26 No.21024301
>>21024255
Alright you would probably have more of an idea than me. Go.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:30
No.21024331
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:30 No.21024331
>>21024301
Okay, so for each sub-ability, you have to roll 10d100/5-1.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:31
No.21024337
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:31 No.21024337
Rolled 53, 8, 52, 42, 92, 74, 58, 58, 46, 84 = 567

>>21024331
Let's find out if the dice addon can do division.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)03:39
No.21024402
OP 10/07/12(Sun)03:39 No.21024402
Rolled 89, 35, 13, 62, 68, 13, 52, 49, 12, 2, 92, 17, 12, 87, 8, 89, 85, 62, 61, 16, 16, 86, 11, 17, 52 = 1106

>>21024331
Holy fuck, okay I'll try rolling in batches. Rolling for Physique.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:41
No.21024416
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:41 No.21024416
>>21024337
Evidently not. That comes out to I believe 112. With the -22 racial modifier, that's 90. Sprint of 73, -6 Bodily Attractiveness.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)03:41
No.21024417
OP 10/07/12(Sun)03:41 No.21024417
Rolled 61, 17, 10, 22, 10, 16, 6, 37, 42, 8 = 229

>>21024402
Okay nope. One at a time it is. Physical fitness.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)03:44
No.21024443
OP 10/07/12(Sun)03:44 No.21024443
Rolled 8, 48, 5, 93, 17, 63, 88, 92, 61, 31 = 506

>>21024417
Strength*

229/5-1 = 45 + 275 = 320
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:44
No.21024453
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:44 No.21024453
>>21024443
Meaning she can bench 371 lbs.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)03:46
No.21024465
OP 10/07/12(Sun)03:46 No.21024465
Rolled 2, 30, 81, 44, 11, 9, 71, 8, 16, 52 = 324

>>21024443
Bodily attractiveness is high. Promising.

506/5-1 = 100 - 22 = 88
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:47
No.21024475
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:47 No.21024475
>>21024443
That comes out to 100-36. 64 Bodily Attractiveness. Her race has a -30 modifier to it, plus the -6 from the low fitness.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:48
No.21024478
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:48 No.21024478
>>21024475
Also, that's a low score. Median is around 100.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:52
No.21024507
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:52 No.21024507
>>21024465
That comes out to 59.
Which is low.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:53
No.21024521
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:53 No.21024521
Rolled 98, 19, 45, 87, 9, 94, 94, 74, 55, 96 = 671

Rolling for Facial Charisma.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)03:53
No.21024523
OP 10/07/12(Sun)03:53 No.21024523
>>21024507

This is not promising.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:54
No.21024535
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:54 No.21024535
Rolled 70, 69, 75, 93, 36, 7, 25, 27, 29, 5 = 436

>>21024521
She's 98, Plain. Not bad, considering she's a giant blubbery ogre. Now Vocal Charisma.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:56
No.21024546
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:56 No.21024546
Rolled 49, 22, 36, 80, 27, 23, 60, 80, 42, 26 = 445

>>21024535
86. Normal voice. Kinetic Charisma.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:57
No.21024557
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:57 No.21024557
Rolled 51, 38, 50, 74, 43, 73, 40, 67, 9, 8 = 453

>>21024546
...13. Loutish. She is clumsy as fuck.
Rhetorical Charisma.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)03:59
No.21024580
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)03:59 No.21024580
Rolled 95

>>21024557
60. Which means she speaks either too slow or too fast.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:00
No.21024588
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:00 No.21024588
Rolled 53, 94, 45, 80, 70, 92, 64, 88, 64, 1 = 651

>>21024580
Too fast. 250 wpm. Or something like that.
Now Hand-Eye Coordination.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:02
No.21024598
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:02 No.21024598
Rolled 33, 79, 78, 85, 8, 68, 38, 81, 68, 66 = 604

>>21024588
89.
Pretty average, 1/16th of an inch finger precision.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:03
No.21024612
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:03 No.21024612
Rolled 68, 78, 79, 14, 86, 10, 44, 35, 77, 79 = 570

>>21024598
That was for Agility. 75. Below average.
Reaction speed.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:05
No.21024621
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:05 No.21024621
Rolled 88, 78, 48, 33, 91, 50, 34, 31, 78, 41 = 572

>>21024612
78. Below average again.
Enunciation.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:06
No.21024633
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:06 No.21024633
Rolled 4, 16, 51, 96, 52, 54, 61, 88, 62, 35 = 519

>>21024621
63. Again, below average. She's pretty inept thus far.
Now for Intelligence. Language.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:08
No.21024646
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:08 No.21024646
Rolled 73, 10, 53, 22, 7, 55, 54, 55, 36, 94 = 459

>>21024633
43. Her vocabulary limit (as in the most complicated word she knows) is "delicious".
Math.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:10
No.21024661
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:10 No.21024661
Rolled 2, 77, 41, 14, 32, 9, 47, 76, 38, 1 = 337

>>21024646
31. Her highest possible math is subtraction.
This is not a very intelligent waifu.
Analytic.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:11
No.21024669
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:11 No.21024669
Rolled 3, 19, 22, 68, 13, 38, 25, 69, 76, 66 = 399

>>21024661
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:11
No.21024673
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:11 No.21024673
>>21024661
Her Analytic score is... 6.
She can't analyze anything, basically. She's STUPID.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:12
No.21024676
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:12 No.21024676
Rolled 62

>>21024661
Math isn't something a woman needs anyway
It would be downright offensive for her to know it.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:14
No.21024693
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:14 No.21024693
>>21024669
64. Her unfamiliar object assembly score is 17, with the average being 200.
>>21024676
Well, she should be proud, then, because she's really damn stupid.

Still need 10d100, now for her Drive.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:14
No.21024694
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:14 No.21024694
>>21024646
>delicious
heh

Still drawing. Only finished posture and proportions to a satisfactory degree.
I think i can post a sketch soon amybe there will be some input, but I'm not very good.
Does the creation include specific clothing?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:16
No.21024698
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:16 No.21024698
>>21024694
Nah.
Remember, she's fat and plain. And retarded. In a clinical sense.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:17
No.21024709
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:17 No.21024709
Rolled 84, 4, 90, 14, 51, 93, 48, 13, 18, 63 = 478

>>21024693
Eh, I'll do it.
Oh, and the thread is autosaging, I think.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:17
No.21024710
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:17 No.21024710
Rolled 28, 32, 43, 7, 69, 5, 77, 23, 74, 81 = 439

>>21024693
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)04:17
No.21024714
OP 10/07/12(Sun)04:17 No.21024714
>>21024698
She's not that fat, just a bit chubby. 19 pounds overweight to be exact.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:17
No.21024715
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:17 No.21024715
God damnit, I'm just posting to get rid of the dice
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:20
No.21024729
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:20 No.21024729
>>21024709
65. Spends 19 hours a day relaxing to the average of 16.
>>21024710
Doing yours for Intuition.
>>21024714
Noted. That's not actually that bad.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:21
No.21024742
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:21 No.21024742
>>21024729
Intuition is 67. Below average of 100 or so.
10d100 for common sense, please.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:26
No.21024767
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:26 No.21024767
Rolled 37, 92, 1, 7, 85, 92, 60, 37, 69, 51 = 531

>>21024742
Alright, I'll do it. Let's get this over with.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:28
No.21024784
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:28 No.21024784
Rolled 30, 58, 71, 34, 22, 59, 3, 7, 28, 98 = 410

>>21024767
45. Get caught for lesser schemes: Call a marching army a bunch of pussies.
These are just general ideas, I guess, since she's not likely to do that. She's just not very sensible at all. Guess her own experiences prove she needs a man.
Now for Reflection.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:30
No.21024791
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:30 No.21024791
Room for one more?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:32
No.21024808
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:32 No.21024808
>>21024784
81. Below average, earliest memory at age 4.
Okay. Now for actual Intelligence, roll... I think 1d200. Or something.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:36
No.21024838
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:36 No.21024838
Fucking right leg! And fucking face!
I'll get there eventually.

I'll post sketch when the leg is fixed. Promise.

Also:
>I can has compiled stats?
It might help with the face...
And I need all the help I can get.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)04:36
No.21024839
OP 10/07/12(Sun)04:36 No.21024839
Rolled 105

>>21024808
Rollan Intelligence.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:36
No.21024843
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:36 No.21024843
Rolled 81

>>21024808
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:36
No.21024844
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:36 No.21024844
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Rolled 2

I was actually scrwing around on sup/tg/ when this thread came up.

I want to be a part of it.

I something wrong with me?
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)04:38
No.21024853
OP 10/07/12(Sun)04:38 No.21024853
>>21024844
I thought the same thing at first. Look where that got me.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:40
No.21024866
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:40 No.21024866
>>21024853
oi
make a new thread
we need to keep this trollercoaster going as long as possible
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:41
No.21024871
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:41 No.21024871
>>21024839
She's a Genius... I think. Even going back and adding up her Intelligence score, she was still a genius. I'll admit I don't get how this one works.
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)04:41
No.21024875
OP 10/07/12(Sun)04:41 No.21024875
>>21024866
Roger that.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:43
No.21024887
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:43 No.21024887
>>21024871
Oh, and if anyone wants her to have a mental illness, roll a 1d1000.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:43
No.21024892
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:43 No.21024892
Rolled 597

>>21024887
How could we not?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:45
No.21024899
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:45 No.21024899
Rolled 826

>>21024887
OF COURSE
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:46
No.21024906
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:46 No.21024906
>>21024892
>>21024899
She's a pedophile. Second is Satyromania, which is men only.
Yep. +25 debauchery.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:46
No.21024907
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:46 No.21024907
Rolled 143

>>21024887
What's the funniest mental illness?
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:46
No.21024911
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:46 No.21024911
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Rolled 738

YES SHE MUST HAVE AS MANYMENTAL ILLNESSES AS POSSIBLE!
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:47
No.21024916
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:47 No.21024916
Rolled 123

>>21024906
>she's a paedophile
VICTORY IS OURS
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:49
No.21024931
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:49 No.21024931
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>>21024916
COMMENCE CERREBRATION!
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:50
No.21024934
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:50 No.21024934
Oh ho ho, not done yet.
Now for her Sociality. 1d100 for her birthplace.
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Anonymous
10/07/12(Sun)04:50
No.21024939
Anonymous 10/07/12(Sun)04:50 No.21024939
Rolled 34

>>21024934
in a middle of a volcano come on
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OP
10/07/12(Sun)04:52
No.21024952
OP 10/07/12(Sun)04:52 No.21024952
>>21024942
>>21024942
>>21024942
New thread.
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