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For fairness' sake I should point out that in the alpha version of the quest the chosen Street Fighter was Geki. If anyone from the original thread is around and wants to keep rolling with glorious Claw Ninja Style I'm willing to do that too.

Rolled 2

Zangief.

Rolled 53

That karate hobo who wrecked everyone's shit

Rolled 14

Cammy.

Rolled 11

>>21062479
goddamnit

Rolled 68

Rufus.

Rolled 37

Chun lee

Rolled 26, 35, 27, 17, 1 + 23 = 129

Blanka.

Rolled 87

Eagle

>>21062560
I think that takes it.

Rolled 77

I never played street fighter so...

TO THE PRETTIEST

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>>21062560

Eagle, that suave motherfucker. You're not sure if hitting people with sticks strictly counts as a martial art, but that bowtie and suspenders combo must count for something. When you were a kid you had your mom enroll you in some classes in Soaring Eagle Martial Arts, a glorious hitting-people-with-sticks paradise. Until the local authorities found out it was just a front for one of Dan Hibiki's dojos and had it shut down.

Still, somewhere in your body the old style still lives. You never forgot and you never stopped wearing a bowtie like the suave motherfucker you looked up to. And here this lowlife SLAPPED you. In front of GIRLS. This cannot stand.

You come to your feet and look around. You're gonna need a stick or two if you're going to roll Soaring Eagle style. What do you find? What will you use?

>roll 1d100 and toss out an idea. You can also choose to go back in the bar and see what you find if you choose.
>also sorry that took so long, i kept almost being done writing and then the window would refresh with a higher roll. next one will be out faster, i promise

>>21062681

Rufus would've been funny and you know it. Oh well.

Rolled 57

>>21062681
In a run-down alley, there's gotta be a spare pipe somewhere. Even one will do. We will escrima the SHIT out of this guy.
>>21062707
Rufus put his style together by watching a lot of movies and copying what works. Plus I don't think we could ever match a belly like his.

>>21062681
OP, are we Eagle or just an Eagle-like guy?

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Rolled 16

I am so, so sorry.

>>21062681
Old, snapped pool cue, perhaps?

Also,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singlestick

>>21062739
Eagle was our character's hero, so we're a wannabe of his.

Rolled 74

>>21062681
Dem pipes

Rolled 96

>>21062752
Whoopsies.

>>21062707

It would have been hilarious. And the Ryu one describing Anon's journey into hobo-ness in the hopes of it giving him pyrokinetic abilities would have also been good. You run with what gets rolled, though.

>>21062739

We're just a guy named Anon who took some martial arts classes in his youth and looked up to Eagle. And wears a bowtie out of misguided fashion sense.

>>21062762
Looks like we're looking for an old pool cue.

>>21062752
>>21062754
Wait'll we get some actual escrima/stickfighting training.

First we should kick the ass of that guy in a VERY classy way

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>>21062762

You search the alley for a few minutes. You tumble over a lead pipe but decide against it - you want to beat this guy up, you don't want to outright murder him. At least you don't think so. You trip over a pile of monstrous dildos. Beating him to unconscious with a huge floppy sex toy might be funny, but you can't even begin to imagine where those have been. You carefully remove your handkerchief and put a monstrous twelve-inch black dildo in an inner jacket pocket - you never know when you're going to need a really humiliating finisher.

You find what you're looking for in the form of a broken old pool cue. Looking it over you determine its original owner must have thrown it out because the screw holding the two halves together snapped. Probably lost a game and broke it out of frustrating, because it's an otherwise lovely-looking pool cue. It's gonna look classy as shit when you beat that guy with it.

>YOUR INVENTORY NOW CONTAINS 1 HUGE BLACK DILDO
>YOU ARE NOW EQUIPPED WITH BROKEN POOL CUE

Now armed for anything, you straighten your bowtie and think about the best way to make an entrance.

>roll 1d100 to determine how we re-enter the bar, or a one-liner
>roll 1d10 to determine how goddamn snazzy this bowtie looks now

Rolled 81

>>21062932
Enter calmly and unobtrusively, like we were always there. Find the sumo wannabe, tap him on the shoulder, and crack him in the face with a pool cue when he turns around.

Rolled 4

>>21063009

That, but crack him in the face with the dildo instead.

Rolled 83

>>21062932
Excuse me chap, I seem to have missed my cue. *facecrack*

Rolled 6

>>21063073
And rolling for snazzy tie.

>>21063073
>>21063059
>>21063009

Your tie feels about like a six out of ten on the snazziness scale. Solid, but merely snazzy, not zazzy. You're going to have to look into this.

You walk back into the bar unobtrusively, trying not to let anyone notice the huge black dildo sticking out of your jacket or the weapons in your hands. The beefy redneck who sucker-slapped you is laughing with a few of his beefy redneck friends, watching a King of Fighters undercard match on the bigscreen. You tap the beefy asshole on the shoulder.

"Excuse me chap, I seem to have missed my CUE," you say. Aw yeah, good pun. This is gonna be even better than you thought. You lash out with your left hand with an overhand strike right into his face.

...or at least, that was the plan. The beefy redneck bobs his head back so your pool cue misses by mere millimeters then snaps it forward with the force of a wrecking ball right into your nose. As you stagger backwards, hoping to god your nose isn't broken he presses forward. One arm hooks under yours as he rotates his hip, throwing you out into the street.

>>21062783
>formal escrima training
laughingphilipinos.jpeg

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>>21063230

You roll to a stop and take your feet again. You've still got all three of your weapons and you're conscious this time.

"You thought you could mess with the big dog, huh?" the beefy guy says, walking through the door. About half of the bar's patrons are milling out with him. "You saw the champion belt and thought you wanted a shot at the title?"

You notice the belt. A World Warrior Regional Championship Edition belt. This motherfucker is actually kind of a badass. By challenging him you've accidentally invoked a World Warrior match. Legally they can occur any time and place for variety's sake - hence why the old-school matches were always in weird places on docks, on Air Force bases, on the street. These days convention dictates most take place in prearranged times and places. You've gone and upset all that. The beefy asshole cracks his knuckles and squats down into a sumo pose.

You do the only thing you can. You raise your sticks.

>any have a good name for our opponent? I'll just roll with whatever seems best
>roll 1d100 and choose how you're going to start your attack

Rolled 36

>>21063346
Run at him as if we are charging then roll to the side and smash him in the back of the legs as he passes us.


Oh dear god please be a good roll.

Rolled 86

"HMMM, PROFESSOR OAK, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR NEPHEWS NAME?"

Dumbass.

Rush forward, keep the centerline, ram the stick to his throat.

Rolled 75

>>21063346
Boss Hog Honda, in an attempt to callback to his hero.

He'll have to charge into us at some point, since sumo is all about moving forward constantly. Knock him around once he gets close; that'll show him to respect your range.

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Rolled 56

>>21063346
Sumo Hayha, the disgruntled Finnish japanophile!
Run towards him and try to slash him the the tip of the broken cue like a goddamn samurai!

Rolled 82 + 1

>>21063346

Ed Heschel, practitioner of BEER GUT SUMO STYLE.

We'll take a cue from cheap stick bastards everywhere and spin that cue for a three hit combo. Rollo and Eagle are bros.

Rolled 37 + 1

>>21063529
Holy shit, why did I just say Rollo when I meant Rolento?

>>21063401

He's stronger and faster than you expected. You think back to the lessons in Soaring Eagle, which you think was mostly just escrima mixed up with some weirdness from Dan Hibiki. Your teacher and you sitting on the floor of the dojo, a single Go stone on the hardwood between you, your rattan sticks by your side.

"I'm going to try to take this stone," the teacher said. "Try to grab it before me." Time and again you tried to stop him, but he was just too fast. "Now you reach for the stone," he said. Your hand darted out and took it mere milliseconds ahead of his hand.

"That's the importance of initiative," he said. "You're young, so you're probably faster than me. Your reflexes, your movements, you've just got the edge. In a fight that edge isn't going to matter as much as initiative. Acting is going to be faster than reacting." To underscore this point he snatched his sticks off the ground and swung for your face, stopping himself just short of cracking your skull. Your hands still hadn't reached your own sticks to try blocking him.

Initiative, then. You disregard balance for this first moment and jab with the lead stick, sacrificing power for speed. He jerks backward, caught off guard. It didn't seem to do too much damage, but it looks like he's having some trouble breathing.

>roll 1d100 for a reflex save, will take an average of the first few after five minutes

Rolled 62

>>21063562
Rollin

Rolled 32

>>21063562
Duck!

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Rolled 28

>>21063585
>>21063586

>average:47

And now to roll for Boss Honda's special move.

>>21063633
Oh shit

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>>21063633
UKEMI! UKEMI!

>>21063633

>player roll: 47
>Boss Honda roll: 28


You exchange blows for a few moments, mostly quick blows to keep range while he tries to move in for more powerful blows. Boss Honda is obviously used to ending these fights quickly and is running out of stamina, on top of his difficulty breathing and inebriation. You think that if you can just keep distance and wear him down you've got a shot.

The asshole drops his head and tenses his legs. If you hadn't followed the World Warrior tournament so obsessively in your youth this might surprise you, but you recognize E. Honda's classic moves when you see them. You keep to escrima triangular footwork perfectly as you shift back and sideways, whipping your right arm in an almost full circle. As Boss Honda's flying headbutt sails harmlessly past your torso the butt of the pool cue connects with the back of his skull with a dull crack.

He faceplants into the ground before rolling back to his feet. He's groggy, though, swaying back and forth on his feet. You can end this now.

>roll 1d100 and give me your special move

Rolled 89

>>21063723
Black Dildo is a go.

Rolled 23

SONIC BOOM

Rolled 85

>>21063723

MILLENIUM FIST

I have a suggestion. We have THREE kinds of punches. The Decade Hand, the Century Punch, and the MILLENIUM FIST, for Light, Medium and Heavy attacks respectively.

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Rolled 32

>>21063723
Follow our hero's example and go for a fake backhand strike at low, medium, and high heights, respectively.

Rolled 49

>>21063767

Seconding

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Rolled 90 + 1

>>21063744
>DILDO CRUSHER!

Sweet Jesus, he better not roll 100 to defend.

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>>21063744
oh god.
>where do I put it!?

>>21063767

I like that. I'm keeping that for when this gets continued.

>>21063793

No defense roll on this one, this is the equivalent moment of when a SF2 character is kinda waving back and forth with stars over their head.

>>21063744
Here we go.

Also, we need fight music. Like this.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5caIjg9UHk

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>>21063744

It's time. "DILDO CRUSHER!" your roar, dropping the lighter of your sticks and pulling the foot-long dildo from your jacket pocket - astonishingly anatomically accurate, you now notice - to deliver an overhand strike with your full strength. The noise it makes against Boss Honda's forehead is beautiful.

Boss Honda drops like a sack of bricks. You toss the huge dildo on his unconscious body.

The adrenaline rush leaves your body as quickly as it came, leaving you feeling drained and exhausted. Distantly you can hear the cheers of the bar crowd, mostly rowdy drunks and the occasional barfly. The bartender has been recording the entire thing with a comically huge VHS camera. Probably for documentation to send to the World Warrior organization.

That's when it hits you. You're now technically the World Warrior Champion of this region. It's grown too large for every country to only have one representative, but that still covers a pretty large part of the state.

You survey the crowd again, a sensation like ice water running through your veins. As the crowd filters back into the bar you notice a few people lingering. You even think you see a bright pink gi under the jacket of one of them, another challenger who now has to wait for you to officially take the championship before he can challenge you for it. He sneers and heads back in.

More bar staff are running to you now, clipboard and pen in hand. The chill is leaving you now as the realization really hits home. You're a fighter. You're a fucking winner. Your blood is boiling as you fill out the sheet.

NAME: ANON
STYLE: SOARING EAGLE

You're going to need to buy a snazzier bowtie.

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That's it for tonight, gents, I've got class in the morning. I hope you all had fun, hopefully enough that this can become an ongoing quest instead of a one-shot. Any comments or criticisms you'd like to leave will be considered.

Thanks for playing! And remember, winners don't use drugs.

Glorious.

>>21062681

Isn't Eagle... gay?

>>21064219

Yep. Doesn't seem to effect his ability to hit people with sticks, though.

>>21064603
One might even postulate that as far as stick handling goes, they're probably not your worst bet.

Someone archive, I can't since I'm in the middle of a class.

>>21067769
>2012
>still asking people to archive threads

http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/21062349

>>21064219

Well, he does seem to be based on Freddie Mercury.

>>21067784
>Street Fighter Game Thread
>Win first match using concealed dildo to knock out a Sumo Wrestler

Oh god teegee I'm not sure this is going to go well

>>21067769

Just archived. Forgot to put in Street Fighter Quest instead of just Street Fighter, thigh, wish there was a way to edit it.

>Captcha: ohshow Black/Black

Captcha seems kinda too into the Dildo Crusher finisher.

>>21067830

>implying this isn't going exactly as planned

>>21064025
Hey op, you finally managed to finish one.
congratulations!
see ya next thread.

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Oh dear god this was awesome. Some one link this to the next thread when it shows up.

Also, I thInk thIs pIcture works for us

>>21071026