I other news, new Worms game came out. Oh boy, cant wait to play it.

>>21074067
Attempt to talk to the tree. When that fails, attempt to go deeper into the forest.

Accept the inevitable railroading and tell the party that a Fae told you the forest wants something from you.

Standing up and stepping passed Slutty-san, you confront a tree.

"... um, mister tree, can you tell us what you want?... pretty please...?"

It doesnt respond.

Calling back to Slutty-san, you tell her that you should probably go further into the forest. She wakes up Orc-bro, everyone packs up camp, then you start to head off.

The road runs north and south. There are clearing east and west of that, with your party having camped in the western one.

Where do you go?

>>21074357
Delve into the western forest! Just keep walking west. When we inevitably end up right back where we started, go south.

>>21074357
Well, my impulse is to burn everything, but I'm sure that's not the right answer. I guess we wander aimlessly until the forest coughs up some better plot hooks.

Hoping to get away from the road for a while, you head west.

Your party gets in a few minor fights along the way with various forms of wildlife, though nothing too strange. After several hours of walking, you come upon a clearing. In the center of this clearing, up a short flight of stairs, is a shrine. There is no walls on the shrine, but you cant see what is on it due to the angle.

Wat do?

>>21074730
What type of architecture is it? Does it look man made or more naturally formed? What material is it made of?

>>21074730
Shrines, caves, "abandoned" fortresses and misty ruins are NOT to be trusted. Proceed with caution.

>>21074730
Toss a rock at it. If nothing happens, approach.

>>21074730
Climb them stairs like it was your job

Get your fuckin shrine on and start prayin to something

>>21074813
Caution, bro. You don't pray to unknown gods unless you're okay with waking the dead one that sleeps at Ry'leh.

>>21074754
You see a underlying stone structure, but much of it is being overgrown with plants.

>>21074879
Double cautious.

>>21074730
>>21074879
I climb the stairs and ready an attack action

>>21074921
>>21074929
We have a concences of trying to cautiously investigate the obvious trap

>>21074879

Go in, if the forest wanted to eat us it would have already.

>>21074991
Can't be any worse than orc dickings.

>>21075000

Treant dickings.

>>21074879
We're a Good cleric, we can cast Hallow, right?

We should go in and do that if the shrine is fucked up. Be cautious. Have Ork-bro take point, he's meaty.

>>21075020
Isn't Hallow a gorrilion gold though

Having Orc-bro walk in front of the less hearty members, the three of you ascend the staircase to the shrine.

There is bench and a lever on the shrine. Sitting on the edge of the bench is a stark naked woman, whom you recognize as the one who has been visiting your tent.

"Welcome to my shrine!" she says happily as your group approaches.

>>21075197
Well, at least it's someone we can have a civil conversation with?

I don't suppose she'd tell us what the lever does?

>>21075197
We're not quite sure what the jig is, but it's definitely up!

>>21075197

Ask her what all this is about. It's time to get to the bottom of this.

>>21075197
Ask her why she always comes in your tent naked?

>>21075338
Eh, no need for that. It's pretty clear by now that clothing just isn't her thing.

>>21075338
Forest ladies just don't give a fuck.

>>21075372
Or maybe they give too many.

>>21075362
Not really the cloths but she really only shows up for us except now

>>21075197
"S-so, you worship a lever god?"

>>21075386
If that was all that she wanted, we could hook her up with our unlimited supply of orc-dicks.

>>21075423
This.

Slutty-san suddenly shouts out
"Alright, what is going on here? Who are you, why cant we get out of here, why does that lever do, and what is wrong with this forest?"

"... and why are you always naked...?" you add

"Well, the answer to the last question is simple. I dont have any clothes. And I also dont like the restriction that comes with them. The other questions are a little more complicated. I dont know why you are here. I dont know what the Forest has in mind. I prefer to go unnamed, and this lever has never been pulled. Nobody knows what it does."

>>21075500
Damn computer crashes resulting in my trip falling off.

>>21075500
Adventurers are nothing if not audacious.

PULL DAT FUKKEN LEVER

>>21075500
Presumably Orkbro is already reaching for the lever with both hands.

Ask why no one has pulled the lever.

>>21075500
>>21075515
She dared us we ether have to pull the lever or kill her. Search your heart you know it to be true.

>>21075500
PULL
THAT
LEE-VER

>>21075500
KRONK, PULL THE LEVER!

>>21075601
>>21075585
>>21075558
>>21075515
We attained consensus we give no fucks about what the lever does and we pull it

"... why has nobody pulled the lever..?"

"Well, there has never been a reason to pull it. And nobody had a reason to pull it before them, and nobody before them." She shrugs. "Maybe it was just a lack of initiative."

"Well, Ima pull the level." Orc-bro says, reaching out. He then yanks it toward himself.

Nothing happens.

"Well that was rather anti-climactic," the woman says.

"Yeah, I was kind of expecting SOMETHING. What a bummer." Orc-bro complains.

>>21075629
Check if the forest is still mirrored.

>>21075629
At least if she were to say "Please do not take these items" we'd have a clear direction to go.

>>21075629
Welp.

Sorry lady, but we might have to burninate our way out.

>>21075687
Wait, actually... Let's see if anything's changed. If nothing's REALLY happened this time, THEN we burninate the countryside.

>>21075681
>>21075760
These guys seem to have the right idea no need to get into a pissing contest with a forest if we don't have to

"... maybe it just isnt obvious...?"

"Eh, maybe she is right. Lets just try to see if anything as changed back on the path. With that in mind, your party returns the way you came, back to the path.

When you reach the original point, you cant see any obvious differences. You once more try causing a visible mark one one half and checking the other side, and one again, the mark is gone when you look back at it.

>>21075895
Huh.

Maybe the lever is just for show. Duids and trees and stuff aren't much for mechanical devices after all.

Shoulda just prayed at the shrine or asked the forest lady for advice

>>21075895
FUCK

We shoulda used Sense Motive

>>21075930
We gave no fucks its to late for regret, if it got we burn everything

>>21075895
I think this calls for pyromania

>>21075895
>>21075895

Maybe the forest wants to die.

We should burn it.

>>21075983
>>21075993
>>21075998
Yanderefags pls go

Play it cool gents. The forest PROBABLY wants us to burn it to the ground, but we should be sure first.

>>21076007
Hey man. We got a job to finish, we ain't got no time for moody trees that refuse to tell us what they want

Part of me wants to say it's not gonna work anyway.

>>21076007
I wouldn't say its yandere just having Shy vent her frustrations in harmless and humorous way.

>>21076018
You know I feel the need to point out Slutty would be the one who has to burn down the forest anyway. Lets check back with the temple nymph and see if we can't get something else outta her.

>>21076040
Maybe you ain't yandere, but I sure as hell am.

Burn the world.

>>21076040

Can Shy-chan even set things on fire? I thought it was Slut-san that was the spellcaster.

We waiting for friend-kun before bringing out the cookies?

>>21076078
>implying we need magic to start a fire

>>21076078
We could always, you know, suggest it to her

>>21076100
I honestly forgot all about the cookies lets bust them bad boys out in the middle of the session

>>21076160
Sounds like it's a good time to do just that, actually. Friend-kun's probably a no-show.

>>21076175

Let's save some cookies for Friend-kun.
Whatever's going on with him he could probably use them.

..unlesshesinthemiddleoffuckingwaitresschanohgodohgodohgod

Shy-chan would probably save some for him, just in case

>>21076199
Isn't she here, though?

Besides, any woman with a jug of lube either gets no poontang or way too much, probably professionally.

>>21076236
No, she isnt here.

So, we cookies, then?

>>21076199
>>21076208
Save some, but don't say why or draw any attention to the fact that you're doing so

Show 'em yer chokkit chips

>>21076249
Yeeah nigga, we straight up COOKIE AS FUCK up in dis bitch.

>>21076249
we cookies now

>>21076236

Last thread says 'everyone except Friend-kun' not mentioning waitress-chan exclusively.
Whether she's a regular member now is up for debate I guess.

"... um guys, I have something for you..."

Saying this, you reach under your chair, producing a bag of cookies.

"Oh boy, nothing goes better with whiskey than cookies. Or maybe Bacon. Steak?" Orc-bro looks away thoughtfully.

Slutty-san just stares at the bag with desire and guilt. And a bit of shame.

DM-bro shines with greed.

You have 24 cookies. How do you distribute them?

>>21076267
>>21076269
>>21076199
>>21076175
>>21076160
>>21076100
We have reached an agreement in the middle of the campaign we pull out our glorious cookies and offer them to our group with a little off to the side for

>>21076299
Four for everybody, four for us. We'll have some left over for friend-kun.

>>21076299
give each member 5 cookies, save 5 for friend-kun, and give yourself 4 cookies.

>>21076299
Free for all. If Friend-kun wanted them, he should have showed up.

>>21076299
We give them all five and take four for ourselves and set five aside for Friend-kun should he show up. Unless waitress is here to

>>21076299

Put the cookies in the middle of the table. Basic decency should win out, and if it doesn't then the onus is on the transgressors, not you.

>>21076326
>>21076316
make sure we look at the cookies we saved for friend-kun for an akward amount of time

You hand out five cookies to everyone else, leaving 9 in your bag. You take out 4 for yourself, setting them on a plate that DM-bro has provided for the occasion of Cookies.

DM-bro pours himself a glass of milk to enjoy them with.

Slutty-san looks at them, sizing them up carefully before taking a bite.

Orc-bro dips them in whiskey.

You patiently nibble on them.

When everyone has finished their share, the game begins once more.

"So, you are standing on the path, having confirmed that the forest is still mirrored..."

>>21076374
Well, I'm stumped. If Slutty-san doesn't want to explode some trees I suggest we go back to the shrine and try to find out if the nymph is lying.

>>21076374
Ask if Slutty and Ork have any ideas, and maybe hint that if we can damage the forest enough the spell will break

>>21076414
>>21076426
These two seem to be on the right track

"Alright, Im sick of this goddamn forest." Slutty-san says, readying a fireball.

She lets it loose at the nearest tree. It erupts into flames!

And then the fire goes out. The tree remains unharmed.

"How does that even work? I saw it on fire, yet nothing seems to have burned."

>>21076520
Talk to the Nymph in the temple, if need be bribe her with cloths

>>21076520
Yep. Find nudie fey again, Sense Motive that bitch. If we can't tell... Idunno, maybe the forest wants us to go back to the village?

>>21076590
I thought we were trying to get back to the village

>>21076555
Sounds right. That bitch better have her best poker face on, 'cause I'm starting to think she knows damn well what's happening.

Also, as a nymph, she might misinterpret an offering like that.

>>21076615
We're trying to get away from the village, to the other side of the forest. To my knowledge we haven't tried going back into the rape village yet.

>>21076590

I'd sense her motive, if you know what I mean...

wink wink, nudge nudge

>>21076640
I would want to see the spaghetti and Shy might think of it cause the Nymph said she had none cause she could get none

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>>21076680

Your group decides to return to the shrine.

As you climb the stairs, you notice that the sun is starting to set. Your group has been walking for quite a while. When you reach the top, you notice two things.

One, the level is no longer in the position it was in when you pulled it.

And two, the woman is no longer sitting on the bench. She is nowhere to be seen, in fact.

>>21076745
We set up camp in the weird temple and concentrate the ground

>>21076728
>Vivec, hey, Vivec! Am I cute? Uguu~

>>21076745
Yep, she's fuckin' with us.

Set up camp, then in the morning, get orkbro to pull the lever - and then snap the handle off.

>>21076745
Sleep

>>21076745
Tomorrow~
Tomorrow, comes today

Without much room on the shrine itself, your party sets up camp in the surrounding clearing.

You shaken awake. Looking up, it appears to be the strange naked woman. It is still dark outside.

"Shh. We have no time for sleeping. You guys have to get out of here."

>>21076884
"What do you think we've been trying to do?"

>>21076897
Freak out AGAIN at naked lady, then yeah, remind her that we've been trying to get out for a while now.

>>21076884
'ok'

Gather the party quietly. She told us to shh, it is probably wise to heed such advice.

Eh, Im just going to call it for the night. We are slowing down, and I want to get some Worms in before I go to sleep.


See you guys tomorrow, 20:00 4chan time.

>>21076920
Quietly ask how to leave and gather the party

>>21076884
Round up the troops, they should be awake for this.

Shoot her a look. She KNOWS HOW TO GET OUT?

Sounds good breh.

GUYS! GUYS! I GOT IT!
HEY GUYS!
GUYS LISTEN!
WHAT IF
WHAT
WHAT IF THERE WAS AN IDENTICAL SHRINE
AN IDENTICAL SHRINE
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FOREST
We need to flip both levers at the same time.