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You have already infected all these guys, and are infected with two other Stalker viruses.

See, those are other versions of the MORRIGAN virus. You've already fought and defeated Shade Man, Blade Man, and Flash Man who carried the DEMITRI, HSIENKO, and PYRON viruses respectively. Cut Man's JEDAH virus was benign, so you let him go.

Still infected with two more, which is bad. Wow, this all seems really stupid.

You also selected the following upgrades:
>Class - More respectable
>Wisdom - You got a Wikipedia in your head
>Charm - The less said about this the better, MAXED OUT
>Skill - Can demonstrate an impressive talent at will

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FAQ:
>this is terrible, you are terrible. report/sage/etc
I ain't drawing no porn, this is just softcore silly fun. That's it, no nudity, never. Give it a shot, might enjoy it maybe?

>ROBOTS DON'T BLEED OR HAVE FLUIDS OR DRINK OR WHATEVER
It's hydraulic fluid...? I don't know, roll with it.

>What AU is this in? Is Mega Man around?
You could say that this is before Mega Man 11, it takes place as late as possible in the timeline and is the set-up to Wily's latest scheme.

>i am morbidly interested in this, but i never know when you update
I'm keeping a semi-regular schedule, I make sure to tell you when the next update will be at the end of every chapter now. If that's not enough, you can get up to the minute updates on my twitter: https://twitter.com/bizarroDF

>This is getting kind of easy, we have too many weapons!
i know its like youre really playing a new megaman game, cause capcom sure aint makin one

That about covers it, what do?
>_

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Also, anyone else here reading the Archie Mega Man comic? New issue is Proto Man everywhere and a shit ton of >feels

>>21086936
I should find them, so I can do that.

>>21086924
Let's hit up Diveman, I guess.

And sadly, that's likely to be it from me tonight, gotta get soem time away from computer.

First, let's check on our systems. See if we've picked up another STALKER since the last time we checked.

If not, then maybe we should take a break and fuss around with our room or something like that.

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You go back to your room, wow, it has been a while since you took a good look at this abandoned game mechanic place.

You run a scan... yep, you still have 2 STALKERs.

Man avoiding robot STDs is tough when you were designed exclusively to spread them.

>>21087189
I've no idea what stalkers are or what to do with them. But diving is fun, so Dive Man.

Just to see what happens, swap out the bed with some of the more recent powers we've picked up. Like Knight Man, or Skull Man.

And especially Sheep Man.

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You decide to head over to Dive Man who you find on a submarine staffed by Mets and Sniper Joes.

Actually, this is quite impressive. So impressive that you almost miss the fact that Dive Man seems to be discussing surrender conditions with a hologram.

>>21087384
Gesticulate wildly. "Eyo, Dive Man. What the fuck up?"

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You also retroactively switch your bed's setting through a few variations you've unlocked.

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You greet Dive Man by getting all up in his shit.

He does not seem amused.

>>21087567
Polite cough. In a much more stately and reserved manner: apologize for prior outburst and inquire about the current situation.

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You cough, apologize, and ask what is going on.

Dive Man tells you that he's going to shoot the hell out of this underwater research facility unless they give him their engineer, a Mr. Scott Hall.

The Captain of facility is on the hologram, and informs you that there is now way he can give up Mr. Hall.

Why can't he give up Mr. Hall?

>>21087671
Smashing things? Can I help?

Switch to the commando bomb.

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You ask why they can't just give up the engineer.

The Captain explains that its because he's a human being damn it, he's a living being and they're not going to give him up.

You switch to the Commando Bomb and ask Dive Man if he needs help exploding the shit out of this guy. He says he appreciates your offer but he has it under control.

>>21087800
Lay some CHARM on this HFY bastard hologram.

>>21087800
Well if he's got it under control...

Start sticking bombs in odd places, just in case.

>>21087800
What do you want Mr. Hall for anyway?

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Using CHARM you tell the Captain that he has to give up Mr. Hall to save the rest of his crew, needs of the many and all that.

Regrettably, he realizes you are right and sends him over.

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Scott Hall teleports behind you, you decide to ask Dive Man why he needed him.

He explains that he didn't and you sort of fucked up everything, he was trying to destroy Pod 6 of the Sealab facility and was using this situation to make it look like an act of terrorism instead of what it actually is, which is mercenary work.

So thanks for complicating things.

>>21087992
Oh.

We can still blow things up though.

>>21087992
Well shit. Time to explode things. Volunteer to do this in his stead, hopefully in a way that doesn't draw attention to him?

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Dive Man hangs up on the captain and has a Joe send Mr. Hall somewhere safe.

You offer to make amends by destroying Pod 6 yourself, and Dive Man tells you that yeah, that would probably work. Just hop in a torpedo pod and he'll fire you in their general area, but way off course. Then you can make your way over there and wreck their shit, and the trajectory path of the projectile (you) wouldn't be able to be tracked to them.

>>21088155
Alright. We get some time in bed with you after the job, and it's a deal.

>>21088155
That sounds hazardous. So long as he's not just tryin to get rid of us...

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You agree, under the condition that he has sex with you afterwards.

He's like okay, sure, whatever.

OFF YOU GO

>>21088315
I hope we're waterproof.

>>21088315
WHEEEEEEEEEE-

Activate water-based ability?

-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>LATER

Man, Asimov was a huge pussy. You had no idea killing humans was so FUN!

Dive Man tells you that you shouldn't feel too bad about it, Pod Six was full of jerks.

You tell him you don't, at all.

>>21088389
AWWWW YEAH, time for Dive Man to live up to his name and raise that periscope!

>>21088389
Give him a high five. Tell him that if he ever wants to kill some humans again, we'd totally be up for it.

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You high five him and offer your services in case he needs any other humans killed.

He says he will keep it in mind, but first, you have prior obligations.

>>21086903
I'm thinking Sheep Man is one. The session where we picked up that virus we only slept with Heat man and Sheep man.
OP gave a pretty blatant hint that it's one per Megaman game.
When we get upgrades we get yellow trim. It is unknown what happens with other robot masters.

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Properties:
>Projectile
>Remote controllable

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YOU'VE REACHED ANOTHER MILESTONE

Alright, now where we gonna put that point?

>>21088548
Moe!

>>21088548
Skill

Skill, because it's an area we really shouldn't be deficient in.

>captcha: and ctsorba
Okay captcha, on our next level up, we'll increase ctsorba.

>>21088548
forgot to mention: skill is already at lvl 1

i gotta start updating these re-used assets cause shit this is gettin ridiculous

In that case, I say Wisdom.

>>21088642
Well, I'd go with upgrade Wisdom and find out more about all these fucking stalkers.

Do we have something in our room that can aid research? Like, a computer, or a file cabinet, or a study desk, or a coffee machine, or one of those plasma orbs that are really cool to look at and make you think of science?

>>21088548
I don't care if Charm is maxed out. Let's break the limits.

Charm Max Max.

>>21088548
I'd say wisdom or moe

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>WISDOM is MAXED OUT!

>UNLOCKED - You can now tell what generation of Robot Masters your current Stalkers came from!

Your current foreign Stalkers belonged to Robot Masters from Mega Man 6 and Mega Man 9.

AND SADLY, MY SCHEDULE HAS BEEN TOO CRAZY FOR EVEN TONIGHT

this is getting ridiculous, i miss a week and then miss a day, whats next?

whatever, this will give me a chance to get the speed dial back in sync with the available robot masters so lets do this

choose 7 more robot masters to load the speed dial with, and i'll be back either tomorrow or saturday (Which works better for you? please tell me, i dont wanna hurt you, we can make this work /tg/) with a Stalker fight and more shenanigans

I'd say class... but who the fuck am I kidding. Let's get the cute!

>>21088832
shadowman, frost man and flame man look neat

Phoo. And I was so sure it was Heat Man! He was suspiciously easy.

Let's add Star Man and Grenade Man.

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>>21088832
>i'll be back either tomorrow or saturday

But all the train puns I've been saving up for this day...

>>21088910
im sorry, i am so so sorry

but i am retarded and juggle like 5 projects at once and they all have specific times they need to be done even though none of them give me anything

my life is basically majoras mask or dead rising

>>21088832
6 and 9? Uhh, lemme get up the chart

We had 2 stalkers even before sheep man. And the only dude we fucked from Megaman 6 was Yamato Man.

So that suggests pretty strongly that Yamato is a stalker carrier.

From Megaman 9, we've slept with Plug Man, Splashwo Man, and Hornet Man.

Since Splashwo Man keeps getting stalker'd anyway, I doubt she's a carrier.

That leaves either Plug or Hornet man, and we can tell that from the archives which one gave us the stalk.

>>21088926
Well I guess it will give me time to come up with more of them.

Oh gosh I hope you don't think I'm being serious about my disappointment. You go do your things, we can wait.

>>21088932
We had two, got a third, then took care of one of them. It really is Sheep Man.

>>21088989
Sheep man isn't from 6 or 9. He's from 10.

In what manner did we "take care of" that 3rd that we picked up?

We don't seem to be archived.

Need more Robot Masters? Okay, let's add Galaxy Man and Dust Man.

>>21088932
There's also Knight Man and Plant Man.

Also add Elec Man, Bubble Man and Tengu Man(is 8 allowed?) to complete the seven next.

So it's:

Shadow Man
Frost Man
Flame Man
Star Man
Grenade Man
Galaxy Man
Dust Man
Elec Man
Bubble Man
Tengu Man

I think we got too many.

>>21090425
Well, scrap my last three recommendations(>>21090370)
, thought you guys had only 4.

>>21090474
Understandable. A few of those were pretty well buried in the middle of paragraphs.

This still isn't archived yet, and it almost dropped off the board.

Since this is a pretty small topic, maybe we should keep it around and reuse it when Bizarro comes back.

Mother of god, archived. And branded with a terrible pun. Learn how to archive or suffer my pun-based wrath again.

>>21095123
>Hey everyone, I'm cool because I just shat myself! And this is somehow everyone else's fault!