Delete the most worthless quest on a board cluttered by worthless quests.

Also, thanks to whoever archived the other thread. I seem to keep forgetting to do that.

"We've got to get out of here, go, go now!"

>>21087022

Hush you, back to your basement.

Stumble out from our slumber and softly question what's happened

Is this "shy-chan" male or female? I can't tell.

>>21087131
Female.

>>21087006
Give that bitch a taste of your Wisdom modifier and ask her how she suddenly knows how to get you out.

Oh, and get everyone else up.

>>21087022
Lighten up, nigga.

>>21087006

I think I saw the very first thread for this. I read the picture first, and Daaaaaaaw'd at Shy-chan because I thought it was a real person talking about their real group.

Then I read the OP and my world was shattered.

I may never D'aaaaaaw again. I just can't trust reality anymore.

Cool quest though.

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>>21087200
You mean this thread?

This is why I made this quest.

>>21087200
it IS a real person talking about their real group.

/tg/ just commandeered the narrative of her picture into an only-half-tongue-in-cheek quest thread

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>>21087232
>>21087223

World Double Shattered. I'm not sure where to go from here.

>>21087006
Wait, what the fuck is going on?

>>21087006
Get up and GO GO GO!

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When will this bullshit topic stop???????????

>>21087304
We're playing a tabletop RPG in which our characters are stuck in a sentient forest that either wants our help or wants us dead.

So far there's not been much indication of what it wants, so it probably wants us dead because we beat up their trees.

On the other hand, there's this naked bitch who may or may not know more than what she's telling us.

>>21087288
Just...

Just go with it.

>>21087354
WHEN SHY CHAN CHAN FINDS TRUE LOVE

I say we do what the scary naked lady says, but keep our eyes on her sweet ass so it's not poking us in the neck with a sharp stick

You stand up and stumble out of your tent, worried about what is happening. In your hurry, you wake up the other two.

"WOTS GOING ON OUT HERE?" Orc-bro shouts out, clearly not ready to wake up.

"You know I need my beauty sleep!" Slutty-san complains

"... that one woman told me we need to get out of here..."

"Of course we need to get out of here! That is what we have been TRYING to do!" Slutty-san says, annoyed.

>>21087605
"Well, the forest is mirrored, right? So what if we pull the lever on both sides at the same time. Then it will still be mirrored."

>>21087605
"Naked Lady's gonna get us outta here! Right, Naked Lady?"

>>21087647

This.

Shy-chan x Childhood Friend?
Childhood Friend x Slut?
Slut x Shy-chan?

"... its ok, Im sure she will help us..."

Turning back to the tent, the woman has apparently vanished. What a lot of help.

"...um, any other ideas...?"

>>21087885
And the only addition I have made to the roster, Waitress-chan.

>>21087615
Do this.

>>21087907

Pull the lever again and start running.

Rolled 72

>>21087913
i feel like we scared off waitress-chan with our craziness

>notice time, check /tg/ for shyquest
>first thread awww yeah

>>21087907
look for another temple and pull both levers at the same time seems to be the only idea worth pursuing atm

Double Leever-pulling action seems to be the only reasonable recourse we have. I say we do that, and then run back north.

Reverse Direction and head to the village of rape

>>21088005
>>21087986
>>21087931
>>21087615
Lever-minded. I say we go for this crazy shit

Just a heads up, this shrine is 3 hours from the path. That would mean (assuming) the other shrine is 6 hours away from here. It would also mean splitting the party. If this is your decision, who goes where?

>>21088029
Orc-bro goes to the other shrine, we stay here with Slutty-San. Tell Slutty-san to shoot a fireball into the air when they pull the lever.

>>21088005
>>21088012
I'm starting to get the feeling that DM-bro is using the forest as a plot device to keep us in the village so we don't get terribly separated from friend-kun's character

>>21088042
Isnt Slutty with you though? You are already at the lever.

>>21088049
Shit, sorry. I'm tired. Leave orc-bro here, and we go with slutty-san.

>>21088057
ESTROGEN BRIGADE, HO!

>>21088029
Then lets head back to the creepy village unless we ya' know can't.

>>21088057
Sounds about right.

Anything goes wrong, and we try the last thing we CAN do - go back to the village. If that way traps us too, we cower and pray.

>>21088057
>>21088181
>>21088188
>>21088190
Sounds like a plan to me

Is there anyway we can telepathically link to Slutty-chan or Orc-bro? That way we can determine how the forest is moving or something I don't know I've already lost my train of thought.

>>21088226
>>21088212
>>21088190
>>21088188
>>21088181
>>21088057
>>21088042
>>21088027
>>21088005
>>21087931
I think we have a conscious of double levering this thing

Also, how's the new worms game?

I haven't played anything in that series since I played Armageddon at my cousin's house

Deciding Orc-bro will stay here and hold down the fort, you and Slutty-san head to the other side of the forest.

The trek there is much more difficult than the previous ones, but you eventually reach there unharmed. The sun is starting to rise.

The top of the shrine is identical to the other one. The only difference you notice is that the bench for this one is black, a stark contrast to the white on the first one.

Oh, and sitting on that bench is another naked woman, also in stark contrast.

This woman, though also strikingly beautiful, is a dark ebony color.

"Come, sit down. I assume you are here because of my sister."

>>21088322
It isnt the same as the other games, which is a damn shame.

There are a few mechanics that I dislike, and the inability to make multiple teams is also a con, but it is a pretty decent game overall.

Not that a 2d Worms game can ever really be bad.

>>21088428
We are here cause we ain't been told shit and we want out of this damn forest.

>>21088428
"No, we're here about a leever."

>>21088428
I can't help feeling like this is a problem that needs orc-dickings. Oh well. If Darkie-san is smart enough to know what happened 6 miles away, maybe she could be kind enough to cut through the bullshit and tell us what's going on.

>>21088428
"Can you PLEASE just tell me what's going on, here. We need to leave, and we need to do so as soon as possible."

>>21088541
>Darkie-san
Fuck my sides with a rusty knife, that's hilarious.

>>21088555

+1 for this

>>21088496
Actually, this.

"You've got about fifteen seconds to tell me why I should stop moving to pull this lever."

>>21088555
This almost seems to sane. But I support it

>>21088555
Another +1

>>21088689>>21088697>>21088699
+3 for asking what's the deal from the second naked bitch

and +2 for ignoring her ass and pulling the lever

>>21088773
Ask her as a distraction while we pull the lever

>>21088795
Actually I say we go in to ask and Slutty pulls the lever anyway, that minx

Damn, it's been awhile since I've checked in on Shy-chan!

Also, does Slutty-chan=Waitress-chan?

>>21088840
They are different people.

>>21088840
Nah, she's a new face.

She shoves daemonette figs up her bum.

>>21088852
Thank god. I was worried you guys tarnished my beautiful Waitress-chan while I was away.

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>>21087288
Go Dennis.

>>21088867
We'll do that with you here to watch

>>21088904
Fuck you guys. Now I'm going to have to stay up all night just to vote.

Also, Waitress-chan x Shy-chan is OTP.

>>21088917
What? Nah, Waitress-chan is our new forever DM who runs scifi and doesn't try to railroad us into sex dungeons.

Oh god, I dont know what to do.

Are we pulling the lever? Are we talking to the newcomer?

>>21089001
No big hurry to pull the lever I guess. We've been walking for like six hours anyway. May as well attempt communication.

>>21089001
Pull the leever while talking to the newcomer.

>>21089001
I think it's split enough for us to call it both.

I imagine slutty-san's fed up with the whole situation enough to just want to pull the damn thing and find out what happens, but shy-chan's too guilty to treat Darkie-san like chopped liver

>>21089001
I think Shy would talk but Slut would just pull the lever

>>21089056
This. Shy tries to talk it out and Slutty just barrels onward.

"... um, what is going on here..? We just want to get out..."

"Oh, enough of this. Shy-chan, Im sending the signal." With that, Slutty-san moves back to the steps and launches a fireball in the air.

Seeing this, then watching Slutty-san move toward the level, this new woman stands up.

"Stop, please, you mustnt!" she shouts out.

"Oh yeah, and why not?" Slutty-san counters.

"Because it will ruin everything!"

"Explain yourself." Slutty-san says, stopping.

"Pulling both switches at the same time will bring the two halves of the Forest back together. Unfortunately for us, this half is the one that will vanish. It acts as a shadow for the other side, and even if this one vanishes, the other will remain untouched. It just means that we will all vanish along with this half of the Forest."

>>21089109
So how do we get out or we flip the switch

>>21089109
"Then...um... how do we get out?"

>>21089109
Too late already launched the fireball time to pull that shit

>>21089150
This.

We need more info.

>>21089109
"We're out of options. Unless you've got a brighter idea, dying instantly seems like a nice alternative to spending the rest of eternity in here."

>>21089109
You know what we forgot SINCE MOTIVE

>>21089236
I don't know what you're saying. Everything we do is because of motives...

>>21089109
Have Slutty-san roll diplomancy to convince shadow lady to pull the lever after we walk back to the other side and signal?

>>21089244
He means Sense Motive to see if we are being lied to.

>>21089254
I realize.

>>21089217
>>21089169
>>21089150
>>21089140
+4 for asking for a better idea first, and maybe checking to see if Darkie san is telling the truth

"... what should we do to get out, then...?"

"Have you tried walking out?"

"... yes..."

"Recently?"

"Well, it was a couple of days ago. But we did try. So is there any other good ways to get out? Because I signaled our buddy over there that we are pulling this lever, and if I dont pull this lever, that would be lying, now wouldnt it?" Slutty-san butts in.

"Well, I cant think of any. But seriously, you might want to try just walking out. I cant think of any reason it WOULDNT work."

>>21089452
"We just kept ending up in... erm, the same place. With the clearings, and the bark..."

>>21089503
This we tried a lot

>>21089452
"Okay, we'll try this, ONE more time. So help me Gods - if it turns out we're still stuck here, my Orc friend is going to gore the first nymph he sees."

>>21089603
Oops meant to tag this>>21089452
and agree with >>21089503

>>21089606

With his dick?

>>21089452
Fuck it. Even if she's telling the truth, this forest is too fucked up to tolerate. Proceed with the plan, and if we get banished into darkness we'll just fight our way out.

>>21089606
+ One

Alright, Im going to sign off for the night.

I apologize for being so slow. Part of it is again, my dwindling enthusiasm, and part of it is my insistence on a consensus.

Ill be back at 20:00 4chan time. I really want to try to get a bit done in a day again, but it seems like this quest is really slowing down. Ill try to come up with a way to speed it up to make it more interactive for me (thereby raising my encouragement) and also to make it more entertaining for you guys, because I realize that slow updates arent usually fun.

Ill try to think of something, and if anybody has any really good ideas, feel free to share them.

But until 20:00, I bid you adieu.

>>21089723
See ya later

>>21089723
my interest tends to dwindle whenever we start going into a game, it just seems a little slower and nothing important really happens, compared when we are shy-chan in the real world

>>21089907
Yeah, I had planned to keep these minimal, but then again, it makes more sense to have it be a significant part. After all, this is /tg/.

>>21089922

I don't suppose we could just fade to black, and then try to work out how bad we spaghetti'd after?

>>21089951
Either that or somehow be better at tying in the gaming to the social life. This thread felt like the equivalent of a filler episode, except its been going on for like three days now.

>>21089951
I could have an interruption to our gaming. That is generally how I end these things anyway. Or I could just say "You call it a night at that, and return to your respective houses."

If people are genuinely bored with this, there are always way to get out of it. I try to make that certain. If you want to pull the lever, go for it. If you want to try walking out, go for it. If you want to kill both of the nymphs, go for it.

I really dont want to railroad this too much. if you guys want to do something, ask.

>>21089922
true, they have their place in a quest about a roleplaying group.
Personally i liked how Multiquest handled game sequences, but it was plagued a little with similar faults.
Multi? are you still alive somewhere? i miss you

>>21089981
this, it feels like a filler. I was trying to find the perfect way to describe it. I cant imagine Shy-chan really getting into this game while she is worried about what friend-kun is up to

>>21089988
I was there for the first of his threads, then I noticed them running around the same time I run mine, so I didnt really have too much time to participate.

I think I am going to try to pull this away from the Questing. There are plenty of Quest Quest threads out there, but fewer Social Quest threads. Im sure there can stand to be one less.

>>21089988
Trina and shy-chan are tied for my favorite quest protagonist

>>21089984
As interesting as Cleric-chan's adventures are they aren't why we are here, maybe if you put the hurry on this session or got back to Friend-kun's shady ass issues there would be less of a slow down, but as is we have accomplished all of jack in the campaign so so maybe if we got to kill something or do something more productive than look for tax collectors there would be much more of an interest oh DM

So though, how have your lives been treating you? I read through Gunnerkrigg Court the other day, and I was rather impressed with it. Now I need to wait for updates. I also bought Worms Revolution last week. I dont quite like the new water mechanics, but I think the Physics have potential. I have not played online yet, but I would love to see how those things work with it.

>>21090080
Been trying to learn how to do multiplayer on Minecraft with my friend earlier, shit's complicated yo.
My music teacher is doing something tomorrow, so i have a three day weekend. thats cool.

>>21090080

Wanting to write a new story, but no clue what genre. Torn between horror and smut.

>>21090163
Why not both?

>>21090163
never got the appeal of smut, different strokes i suppose

>>21090193

It's easy to write because it isn't hard to put yourself in the mood to write it, and it sells well.

I have vague plans to try running a quest myself now. Possibly next week.