Sisters of battle gain there power from embracing there inner darkness in a way only a female can
they are also the most powerful things in the universe

If in this universe the space marines look like eldar... what do the eldar look like? What do eldar WOMEN look like? How feminine can you get?

>What if instead of being designed with the stereotypical male geek in mind, Warhammer 40K was designed for stereotypical female geeks
It would never have got off the ground like it did.

Mephiston is a dark an misunderstood rommantic. who sparkles in the sun.

And is not a borderline reformed psychopath. honest.

40k with kissing. Also there would be no ugly people or things.
>you neckbeards think 40k is "fascist" now wait till you give it over to women.

Are you sure that deviant art guy didn't just trace Lady Death, shorten her hair, and call it 40K?

What about the 'nids and orks? They're too ugly and un-romantic to exist in this universe. Unless you turn the orks into native american expies who are actually deep and one with the land and are just brutalized by the cruel patriarchal imperium...

You guys are dumb. 40K for women would just have everyone be gay and all the females be Mary Sue or geek self inserts.

Dear god, the Space Wolves. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THE SPACE WOLVES

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>>21106421

>what is actual women
>what is actual men that women find attractive

Even weeb 'geek girls' still find plenty of real, human men attractive. Men who do not pass for women.

If anything most female roleplayers I've met tend to shy AWAY from waify-featured bishounen protagonists.

>>21106388
Beautiful orks and beautiful tyranids or they get squatted.

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>>21106421

This.

>>21106388
'Nids would become a representation of nature's brutishness and allure...
>'Nid furries

eldar would be.. mean girls?

>>21106432

Just like many male gamers don't automatically think a trench-coated, scarred, one eyed knight templar with a gun the size of a car and a motorbike the size of an ocean liner is the epitome of cool.

But stereotypes are funny.

>>21106432

Women have strange definitions for "attractive." I hope you realize that. Like you know how guys like tits and ass? Women like diamonds and shoes.

>>21106449

Nah, they're retarded and vaguely offensive.

>>21106449
>trench-coated, scarred, one eyed knight templar with a gun the size of a car and a motorbike the size of an ocean liner is the epitome of cool

Awesome....

>>21106449
>motorbike the size of an ocean liner
Well, now I want to see that.

>>21106432
40k will be the cheap romance novels in bookstores and every space marine will look like fabio
>nothing changes.

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>>21106465

I imagine it would be a jetski the size of a cruise ship. With wheels.

>>21106460

And the motorcycle is made of gatling guns that shoot nuclear missiles, and the wheels are all chainsaws.

It runs on the blood flowing from the mutilated genitals of demons and makes a sound like a million screaming orphans on fire.

>captcha: man, idshear

>>21106487

40K pls go

wait...

>>21106489
what that sounds like a typical girl gamers fantasy.

Not that much really changes - Nids and Orks stays the same, so does Necrons - they are the bad guys to defeat and destroy.

Eldars and Dark Eldars gets molded into one race together, the dark, mysterious and extremely dangerous - codexes claims they are evil right and left, but in a way that puts them into "bad boy" territory - they are exotic, tempting kind evil.

Space Marines comes in different body types, they probably don't ook so dam ridiculous (no shoulderpads), some chapters may not exist (Space Wolves), some might have been given to Sisters of Battle (Grey Knights), romance between Marines and Sisters is either common and accepted or treated as tabu, probably on chapter to chapter basis. Some shit like Khornatine Knights never happened.

>>21106470
>40k will be the cheap

Whoa this really is from Bizarro world

>>21106515
There are far more women on every position, including among Inquisition and Tech-Priests. Some Primarchs could have been female, I can see Horus as a woman, with story putting more emphasis on her doubts and reasons for betrayal, making her more ambigious and tragic figure. Her Heresy put an end to female primarchs and space marines, they wouldn't let women on any position at all if it wasn't for Roboute Guillman, either last female Primarch OR Primarch who saw it necessary to employ women en masse and wrote some laws to make sure it will be so.

God Emperor is still male, seen as sorta father figure by Sisters of Battle. Or, if you want to go Zimmer-Bradley, God-Emperor is female but Starchild theory is very true. Starchild is male and WILL turn into Star Father (who read Shape Of The Nightmare To Come knows what I'm talking about).

Chaos is more subtle, preffering to win by manipulation, all gods play games with each other and everybody else (even Khorne, who now sets up his own servants against one another so the strongest will survive). To fight it's infulence you don't need to be stick-in-the-ass fanatic, but you need to understand the darkness in your soul and work on improving yourself. What that means vary from person to person, some may need to become as horrible ans our 40k's Inquisitors.

Also, it's not battle game, it's bunch of RPGs, more akin to Dark Heresy and Rogue Trader.

>>21106504

What kinds of women *are* you dating?

INB4 "what women?"

>>21106515
>Space Wolves not existing
Do you even know any girls on the net? They're all about wolves and animals and stuff like that, they'd be all over Space Furries.

Slaansh is more powerful than Khorne and Nurgle combined.

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Nids would become this.

>>21106529
There is difference between wolves and furries and bearded, drunk space vikings. There is probably something to appeal to those fabnases, but it's nothing like Space Wolves we know and love.Probably some werewolf Inquisitors who are dark, mysterious and brooding all the time in place of guys who drink and rape every day.

>>21106548

They don't rape. The girl always enjoys it. The drama!

Mathilda Ward reviled for presenting Necrons as mindless savages and ruining everybody's shipping fics.

>>21106521
Most german women are like this.

>>21106520
Errata: There is some appeal Orks could fill - they're sorta like Thempus Tales in Thieves World - brutal, cruel socipaths who care nothing but having good fight and are literarly unable to take woman gentely. Just like Thempu, whose creator was a woman.

There may be also, that's gonna suprise you, some Straw Feminist chapter, probably among Inquisition - dunno, group of Sisters that hate all men, seen by other chapters as fanatics and maniacs. I noticed that some women really like this trope, even feminists (Fiovannar Tapestry has one of the most obvious Straw Feminists I seen (at least in The Summer Tree, maybe she gets better later) and recommendation from Marion Zimmer-Bradley, who wrote feminist bible "Mists Of Avalon", on the cover)

>>21106580

... O_0TT

Holy shit. Dem German girls are into some kinky stuff, then! :V

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Just replace WH orcs with Lineage 2 orcs.
They have this mongolian/n.american shamanism/spiritualism theme going

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>pale effiminate space marines
Are you talking about the Blood Angels, the Dark Angels, the Raven Guard, the Pretty Marines, or some other chapter? Throw me a bone here.

>>21106610
Thats one hell of a codpiece

>>21106620

>Dark Angels

>vengeful, calculating, clever, prefer their enemies extra crispy

>"herpa derp, they sure are effeminate!"

Really now?

>>21106626

All the more a reason this might work for the stereotypical geek girl.

A tau will be the cutesy, awkward, nice guy friend of the female imperial guard protagonist, who strives after the bad boy space marine. However, the space marine love interest is entwined with the mean girl sister of battle. At the end of the story, and after a short, failed relationship with the space marine, the imperial guard girl realises that she loved the nice guy tau all along, and ends up dating him.

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>>21106696

>>21106696

Male tau look basically the same except cuter. Female tau now look like sexy human women with blue skin, because god forbid your fantasy alter ego be smart and UGLY.

>>21106696
This story shall be called, "Pretty Tough in Pink". At the last minute, the script will be changed and the guard girl will end up with her marine beau.

>>21106687

So instead of FUKHUEG SHOULDER-GUARDS, it's FUKHUEG CODPIECES?

>imokwiththis.png


>>21106696

Sounds too much like a romantic-comedy to me.

>>21106706

Forgive my insolence, Brother, but I must deny you your request on the grounds of your competence. Not that *I* would ever question a Space Marine, but the God-Emperor does leave us to our...better judgement, does He not?

>>21106648
>Lionel Johnson
>Lionel Johnson
>Lionel Johnson
Yeah, that's pretty fucking effeminate already.

>>21106736
>Sounds too much like a romantic-comedy to me.
What do you think girls like?

In Warhammer Fantasy:

Empire becomes even more anachronistic, with fashion and culture progressing some two hundred years forward so there can be fabulous balls and masquerades.

Noblemen are all beautiful and have perfect teeth and hair, though no less treacherous. Peasants have a 1 in 10 chance of being ruggedly handsome and also having perfect teeth.

And there would be werewolves in the game, because there are vampires and how can you have vampires without werewolves?

Also, dwarf women actually look like slightly shorter elves and are magical because DAMMIT I WANT TO BE BEAUTIFUL AND MAGICAL.

>>21106736
>>21106748
>Sounds too much like a romantic-comedy to me.

Maybe. When I wrote it I intended it to sound like a chicklit book, almost all of which seem to follow the layout I put forward.

>>21106764

Not enough angst. Wouldn't sell.

>>21106767
Tau-boy cuts himself.
There.

Laughed harder that I should have at all these scenarios

>>21106758
Skaven are cutesy and quirky little furries, who are always fussing over their women in an attempt to please them (even though the skaven women are like totally awesome and independant).

Lizardmen are all deep, emotional, dragon-like anthros who are sad and angsty about the world they crafted being ruined. There are no slann, for they are to ugly.

>>21106585
Errata 2: You know what? Forget about it. Space Wolves are now our Thempuses and they can turn in wolves, Orks are guys to kill again.

>>21106767
>>21106778

And the girl is extremely angsty and keeps monolouging about how unfair the world is.

The space marine love interest is a bad boy emo, but he's also a JERK who ignores the girl.

Just a note: Spaceships and descriptions thereof are going to get even more elaborate.

>>21106789

Either that or the Skaven women become even more obscenely fat, intelligent, and obviously villainous (ruling Skaven society from the shadows): representing women who are NOT independent in a ridiculous and negative light.

Oh, and ogres are noble savages from the orient who look like gigantic Chinese Conans, and instead of being obsessed with food they're obsessed with combat, because murder can be romantic but fat can't. And the female ogres are Chinese amazons.

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>>21106465
ohai!

Marauders from the Chaos Waste become heavily based on Gor.

>>21106843
It's like the logical step up from the War Wheel.

>>21106449
Sounds cool to me.

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>>21106850

>>21106319

Interestingly enough, I think the girls may emphasize the fact that Space Marines can't have sex even more. So they can be all courtly towards the ladies, and all chiselled Adonis', but they never have sex, ever.

>>21106696
Is it wrong that I unironically want someone to write this?

>>21106870

Not even gay sex?

>>21106880
That's all the ladies ever want: gay sex between two dudes, so what do you think?

>>21106515
>>21106520
>>21106585
>>21106791

Is it wrong I'd actually play this?

>>21106880

You know, I think the 'never have sex, ever' is a lot more tragic. So you have two Space Marines who have a totally gay vibe, and when one falls the other weeps perfect tears and goes something like: "I loved you, Brother!"

...But they still don't fuck. Because girls would still want them to be attracted to *women*, and an all-homosexual/bisexual army would clash with the aesthetic.

>>21106520

I'd go with male Emperor, Female starchild. Less 'Reincarnation', more 'True Daughter and God'. Athena sprung from Zeus' head.

Oh , god how i laughed at this thread, really you made my day. The only good idea you made here, was the idea of matriarchs and feminine chapters

>>21106888

They can have sex, but then they are corrupted by chaos and become sexy EVIL. Until they are redeemed by TRUE LOVE.

Lovedagger 40K: In the beautiful darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only sorrow.

someone needs to make a logo for that.

>>21106920
It isn't supposed to be good.

We're trying to make the Blue Rose of tabletop wargames here.

>>21106610

So one is developed and the other is a retarded parody for cocksucking fans?

>>21106712

>because god forbid your fantasy alter ego be smart and UGLY

Right, because you neckbeards totally homely, lame-faced looking nobodies who exist only as wallflowers and cannon fodder in your games.

hurrbbaaddurrhurrr

>>21106896
That would fit too.

>>21106964

No, the male equivalent to fantasizing about being beautiful is being powerful. Hence space marines.

It's why people consider Eragon the "male Twilight". Instead of allowing a fat, insecure girl who's mocked for being an ugly bookworm to imagine that she's beautiful and has a great boyfriend, it allows a fat, insecure boy who's mocked for being an unathletic bookworm imagine that he's an invincible dragon-riding swordmaster killing monsters.

>>21106992
There is one thing redeemable about Eragon:
I like the magic system, the idea of spellcasters basically being restricted by how much energy is in their own bodies and how well they can access that energy is a pretty cool concept.

>>21106992

Except that one is sexualized and the other is a male power fantasy. Realistically both are male fantasies. Nice try though.

>>21107015

I don't know, if it was a male fantasy, surely there would have been more guys reading Twilight, rather than one creepy dude for every ten thousand squeeing ladies? SOMETHING about Twilight appeals to them.

>>21107028
The self insert. The protagonist in Twilight has absolutely no persona of her own, so everybody has easier time to imagine themselves with these perfect boyfriends.

>>21107028

SPACE MARINES are a male power fantasy. Eragon is a male power fantasy. Women wanting to be beautiful to meet your standards of attraction/general male attraction is a male sexual fantasy (and also bullshit.)

>>21107015
But most girls want to be beautiful. Being a pretty girl means guys want you, other girls are jealous of you and your life is easy.

>>21107036

So why are women the predominant readers of Fifty Shades of Gray Knight and Twilight? Do they read it because men have decreed it so, and therefore they must please our sexual fantasies by lapping up every last line about Fabio's magnificent gilded penis and how his burning eyes ravished Frizeldaninagesha's pure, virginal body?

Yeah, no, my grandmother burned through more than enough Harlequin Romances in her time for me to buy that shit.

>>21107051
>>21107036
>>21107035

That's the thing. You may call it a male fantasy, but ultimately that's what easily influenced, insecure little girls want. You can't really deny that. They fantasize about being beautiful as much as weak boys fantasize about being strong. It's what society tells them (or at least, what they hear it telling them) they should strive to be.

>>21107056

Implying women have agency is a mental gymnastic men use to justify their misogyny.

>>21107083

>implying men have personal agency
>implying we aren't all servants of the greater Mind Moth, Lord of Desire, Master of All Creation

ISHIGGYDIGGYDOO

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>>21107091

Forgot my pic.

>>21107091

Don't tell them the secret!

>>21107091
VAR'SKAN MIND MOTH
VAR'SKAN MIND MOTH
DILCH VOL SARDA G'AHK RA

Okay...okay. All this sounds very, VERY familiar to me.

And I have the really, REALLY strong feeling that the...damn, I'm not sure how to articulate this.

Why does steriotypical female writing suck so much? I don't think I've ever read any "male" literature written before 1950 that's quite as bad as what's being described here.

All these examples, and the two women I've gamed with, have this extremely strong sense of...serious, un-self-aware egotism. Everything you write and do is awesome and people should care about it because YOU wrote it.

to take a 40K example, Ciaphas cain is full of cool and interesting female characters who do in fact exist as something other than sexual conquests for the main character, and even then, he's not exactly the dominant one (he's kind of Amberly's bitch).

To make a character interesting, you actually need to give them interesting traits, not just SAY that they're dark and mysterious.

Can we get more funny female warhammer ideas, and less serious discussion of social roles and whatnot? I can already see this starting to go in a bad direction, and this thread's been good so far.

As far as I see, this is all a parody or however you'd like to call it anyway. I doubt anyone here actually thinks those things about women or men. So why not just be friendly?

>>21107132
Because, while women can detect and appreciate humor, they often can't produce it themselves.

>>21107132

>Who is Lord Byron and why are all his heroes so dark and mysterious

>>21107223
It's because when writers start doing works for women, they just try to make something that will make girls swoon instead of making a compelling story with good writing. When they try the latter it's pretty much as good as male fiction.

>>21107184
>>Written before 1950

Of course there's tons of really, really shitty "male" fiction, but I never personally encounter much of it; I read stuff that's...you know...Good, "male" or otherwise. But, whenever I encounter anything popular solely among women. it's almost always really, really shitty.

OOOH, wait, I have it:

the average Woman reads more than the average man. But, most people are stupid and have terrible taste. So, while stupid men just don't read anything, stupid women read twilight.

>>21106388
Nids stay, since girls love nids.

>>21106421
In my experience, girls are perfectly happy with the massive muscled barbarian archtype as-is.

Eldar would all be pretty boys and beautiful women that enchant the galaxy over with their mystique, but they are ALL harboring a dark secret, a terrible terrible secret so dark and edgy it explains why they can never truly love anyone ever again AND involves tons of rape.

Oh wait...

There would be a lot more half-Xs running around, I tell you that much. In fact, one whole faction would be the mysterious and deep misunderstood half-breeds of all the other factions.

>>21107007
Also true names, that shit's pretty cool.

>>21107547

Wizard of Earthsea did all that before and better. It was also written by a woman, if I recall correctly.

>>21106696
What will actually happen is that the girl gets the Space Marine and the tau is either forgotten about entirely or ends up with the SoB. Which, if teen romance novel protagonists are anything to go by, he really dodged a bullet on that one.

The Horus Heresy is replaced with Love Can Bloom.

>>21107718

So the imperium ushered in a new 10000 years long dark age of war and strife because a human banged an eldar?

You're making me think of all those Anne Rice obsessed girls from my early teenage years. Are those still around, or have they been replaced by Twilight entirely?

>>21107739
But it was FORBIDDEN LOVE!

Think Romeo and Juliet, but R&J get away and everyone continues murdering each other instead of reconciling.

>>21107768
They're still around. In fact, many have become more zealous in their adoration of "true vampires" with all of these pretenders around.

>>21107769

But they didn't reconcile. At the end of it, the two families are fighting over who gets to set up the cooler and better memorial for the two.

Which will, inevitably, lead back to other problems, causing more murder, causing more shit.

The reason Rome fell wasn't because of outside barbarians. It's because the Italians decided it was more fun to kill each other than to kill Germans.

>>21106992
>>21107007
>Forgetting that Eragon is the Dragon Star Wars

I'm a little shocked this hasn't been brought up, but consider the following:

Sisters of Battle are women, possibly young women who put on heavily decorated outfits and team up with a group of their fellow young women to battle evil, or possibly injustice. Furthermore, when they put on their very ostentatious uniforms they gain the power to perform miracles, but only if they believe in themselves and their cause hard enough.

I'm saying that Sisters of Battle are one adorable mascot away from being magical girls, with all of the associated tropes.

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>>21107909
holy sheeet

>>21107909
Heres where you fucked up

1. Young.
SoBs are never deployed in the field when they're adolescents.

2. Physique.
Kinda hard to be a magical girl when you're a six foot tall amazonian musclebroad.

3. Uniform
SoBs don't look differentiate from each power rangers style the way your magical girls do.

>>21107909
You.... you shut your whore mouth!

>>21107968

This.

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>>21107968

>>21107995
What if my fun is ruining your fun?

>>21107909

By that logic, SPESS MAHREENS are magical girls. Especially if you get a couple of chapters working side-by-side, because suddenly they're color-coded like a typical magical girl cast.

>>21108034
Magical boys.

Space Marines are magical boys. They even pass item (3) in >>21107968

>>21108046
Deathwatch, especially, tend to have different colored Marines in the same nakama. Presumably they work to seal the xenos artifacts of Clow Reed.

>>21107136
Trying to defend my bad posts, I tried to be moderate in appealing to stereotypical female fans. Sorry if I went overboard and offended somebody.

>>21107633
And it was ripped off by other authors several times before Eragorn was written. Eragorn haven't done anything oryginal here.

>>21107968
You've missed the entire fucking point of this thread.

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>>21107805
>true vampires

>>21108183
The point is girl fantasy WH40K, not animu 40K.
We all know those magical shows are geared towards 30 year old men, so they shouldn't be included in the thread.

>>21107841
Italians have been killing each other since before they knew the place they lived on was called Italy.

>>21108224
Magical boys do fit much better, and would be more attractive. Girls would still want a self-insert faction, which could could be any one of them, up to and including marines. Female Horus (read; Isis) is very amusing to me.

So maybe magical boys are more limited. Who is the brave Tuxedo Mask of 40K, who swoops in to help out our heroines with strange weapons and powers, only to vanish into the night, and has a troubled past and a dark secret, and has a I-Love-you-I-don't-like-you-that-way relationship with the Imperium?

Cypher

Knowing /tg/ they'll pick Doomrider

>>21108292
So that means that daemon princes are now dark, broody actually princely looking pretty boy types who will just as often defy their Chaos gods to save the girl because they are just a rebel without a cause?

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>>21108224
>We all know
The only mahou shojo series designed for specific appeal to a twenty-something demographic is Nanoha.

>>21108351

>madoka

>>21108351
Whatever you choose to believe.

>>21108292
Doomrider would basically be young Marlon Brando; bad boy with a motorcycle. Bitches love young Marlon Brando

>>21108379
> Madoka > appeal to anyone
That is the exact opposite of how Gen Urobuchi works.

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>>21108473
My digger!

Space Marines are all thin prettyboys. Nobody plays them, but /tg/ is always posting slashfics about the primarchs

>>21106388
>women
>Not wanting 'nids

>girls would all be speshul snowflakes
>guys would only exist to show off how amazing the girls are
>primarchs are average joes except a little quirky instead of gods among men
>high school is the main focus of the setting, because thats what the target audience can identify with
>drama all focuses around incredibly pedestrian boring shit like who is cutting themselves this week or which girl has bulimia, completely ignoring the whole GALAXY AT WAR thing
>it will be praised by millions
Basically, it would just be Warhammer High.

>>21108719
That's not Girlhammer. That's just an anime. Girls aren't all like the girls you see in anime.

>>21108325

I'm fine with bishie chaos existing.

>>21108841
You act like Twilight is totally never a thing that happened.

>>21108873
Not that guy, but I've read two first parts of Twilight and nothing except maybe a high school setting(and that only partially)in >>21108719 matches it.

>ITT: /tg/ attempts to figure out what girls like

We may have to outsource our efforts. What's the girliest board we can go to?

>>21108930
/u/?

>>21108946

And Then Creed Was a Lesbian.

>>21108946
Not /y/?

>>21108946
/u/ isnt girly, /u/ is just whining about lesbians and how there are never enough. We need to go somewhere like.../cgl/. Nothing can go wrong from this plan.

>>21107056
>Fifty Shades of Gray Knight

Where the fuck did my sides go?

New Chapter: The Twilight Watchers.

Their geneseed flaw causes them to develop an unhealthy obsession with certain people, resulting in them spending hours stalking them and climbing up their bedroom windows to watch all night long. They also sparkle.

Actually we could probably do 40k like the Avengers movie and bitches would love it.

First make one dark pretty boy who turned to chaos for reasons that will give him pity points.

Then you make a mixed team of Space Marines, IG, a psyker, and a Sister of Battle that the main focus is on. The men in the team are snarky attractive older men while the SoB is sexy in a less cleavage, more catsuit way who is smart and somewhat good in a fight.

Play up this team as the sort of "main story" of the new 40k, and have each of the characters backstories delve into the lore of the individual factions.

>>21106364
we said female geek, not shitty valley girl and soccor moms.

OP it wouldn't be a war game, it would probably play more like diplomacy, with more war elements so you can fuck with people more.

>>21109197

I see someone hasn't met many girls in their life.

>>21106319
and so theCW has finally found their new prime time drama.

I would watch this. Or fap to this. Maybe both.

>>21109539

A show like this would cause a geek civil war. People will die.

>>21108595

Kamina is the antithesis of everything that is feminine.

>>21106319

Sexist troll thread

Reported

>>21109699
Actually, I would say Leron is more manly than Kamina. Kamina is effeminate as fuck.

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Thread started out good until gender issue fags and the curse of Twilight reared its ugly head.

I kinda want writefaggotry about Lovedagger 40000 now.

>>21116239
>gender issue fags
I didnt even notice that one.

Anyways, we already have some writefaggotry on the subject, Phaeron Phausset's Necronian rendition of My Immortal.

>>21107015

DID YOU JUST FUCKING CALL TWILIGHT A MALE FANTASY

AND NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS CALLED THIS NIGGER OUT ON THIS SHIT?

FUCK YOU FAGGOT YOU DESERV ETO DIE IN REAL LIFE NOT EVEN FUCKING JOKING

I'M SURE THE AUTHOR OF TWILIGHT IS TOTALLY A GUY YOU FUCKING FAGGOGT AS SMOTHE FUKER

>>21106454
Grow up and learn to laugh.

>>21116985
I think he called Eragon a male fantasy. Not Twilight.

>>21116985
Can't say I heard anything good about it so it's probably true.

>>21116239

This.

Less gender wars, more writefaggotry. This could be good if we don't screw it up.

>>21107841
Rome fell because it didn't conquer enough later on in its lifetime and its legions were watered down too far with foreigners. Infighting definitely was a part in it, but those two were the prime reasons: lack of money (it all was from plunder) and lack of loyalty (the mercenary barbarian hordes of the end times).

>>21108262
Everyone has been killing everyone since the dawn of time and moreso if they were from the other town over yonder. Less in cold countries, because (King of the Dragon Pass) cold season (lel impossible). A land war in Russia, eeehh.

>>21113267
Heresey!
captcha: renders assumption
My captcha agrees with me

>>21116239
Yes! I want to see how this would pan out. We could have discovered something amazing.

>>21108992
Gonna have to disagree with you there. There are more girls on /u/ than the average board. I can't remember where, but a survey noted that /u/ was about 30% female.

50 Shades of 40K.

>>21121361

Someone already made that joke before.

Space Wolves would have valkyries. They would be beautiful and strong and independent and possibly speak to ravens, because ravens are wise and mysterious and dark.

So it would be gender reversed version of what it is currently....


and nothing would change.

The Emperor looks like Fabio, right?

>>21122333
Valkyrie SoBs specifically trained to deal with the non-codex chapter could actually be pretty interesting.

>>21122333
Ironically, the raven thing would make some semblance of sense, seeing as Odin was all about ravens.

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>>21122639
It would be kind of cool if the SoBs had as many different looking orders as the SMs.

>>21122863
They also already have cyber Raven familiars for the Runepriests so it fits.

>>21122874

Salamander sisters of battle all look like Queen Latifah.

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>>21122975

forgot pic

>>21116239
I-I can try out writefagging...
Can you give me a couple names (along with a short description) of 40k things? Canon stuff, I'll twist it to fit.

CAPTCHA: scederig GREEKS
Yes, Captcha, this Greek is scedering, whatever that means.

Writefag offer guy here again, bumping just in case.

>>21123345
there is plety of stuff alreddy described in the thread check through then ask some questions to get help on details.

>>21123388
Yeah, I've got the gist of the thread, what I'm asking for is an initial "spur", and a bit of canon 40k knowledge.

>>21123427
It's so much of it you might as well look at the 1d4chan article for a summary.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/40k

>>21123619
Hum.
How does this sound? Abbadda, the shy, homely girl meets Roberta Girlyman, the unfortunately named outcast, and Leman Russ, the jerk with a heart of gold who teaches her what love, and pleasure, is all about.

Right where I thought it would be; only took 3 seconds to find it.

http://www.fantasyflightgames.com/edge_minisite.asp?eidm=50&enmi=Dark%20Heresy

Go for it.

>>21122874
They do. It's just that they don't get mentioned because of getbackinthekitchen-4strength.

Considering that the Sisters recruit from the Progena (the same institutions that give us Stormtroopers), there may actually be more Orders than there are Astartes Chapters.

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>>21108655
> Women like Nids
> Same women who're into tentacle porn
> NothingChanges.jpg

OC, up in this motherfucker.

It was another grim, dark day on Terra. In the tragic beauty of the 41st Millenium, after all, there is only angst.

Angst would be one of many words to describe Abadda's emotions that morning as she woke up. Her eyes, limpid pools of emerals, were red, the result of yet another sleep-deprived night. She was getting worse, after meeting that... that -other- Primarch. She had yet to tell Roberta about him, even though they were best friends, each other's true confidants, bound by their mutual bashfulness. She clamped her eyes shut, as glimpses of Roberta flooded her mind.

Their first meeting, after she the blue-clad girl dropped her pauldron. They had spent hours talking, and for the first time in her life Abadda felt she had met a kindred soul. She never managed to find words to describe the way her gene-seed was a-flutter after that first meeting.

That time when Roberta had come crying to her, after that bastard Sanguinius stole her favourite picture of the Empress, and how she consoled her sobbing friend, and reminded her that she was a strong, confident woman, who didn't need no man.

I know, it sucks, sorry about that

>>21124010
Could have them being angsty compulsive eaters rather than just mindless devourers.

>>21124077
Or play up the rape angle, because girls love the tentacly rape aliens.

>>21124095
I would say it depends on the Hive Fleet.

>>21124095
But of course, its gotta be that sensual rape thats not actually rape that chicks dig so much.

>>21124065
You're doing kinda good. Much better then I would.

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>>21124065
>limpid pools of emerals
>emerals
BAM

>>21107739
In the grim darkness of the 41st millenium, your racist grandparents were right about miscegination.

>>21124222
Thanks Anon. I don't think I have time for more today, but I'll try to jot down some more stuff at uni tomorrow, this is more fun than I thought.

>>21124238
Welp, time to commit sudoku I guess. Sorry boot that. I fixed it in my txt, let me know if you find any more typos

>>21106520
'Isis SHeresy'

>>21124065
I'm not sure what you're aiming at.

>>21124425
GRRL POWR BFFE <3 with Roberta and throbbing codpieces with Leman (the other Primarch), doing the whole "reforming the bad boy" deal.
To be honest I'm mostly playing by ear though.

>>21124452
You asked for some help on WH40k lore. I should pitch in with some:

Abbadon is not a Primarch. His Primarch was Horus. I do not recommend feminising Horus' moniker.

Sanguinius was the prettiest of the Primarchs and the Emperor's favourite. This should be useful.

Bob-Billy (no idea why people use "Girlyman" when you can just translate him) was a notorious martinet.

One way to avoid the canon would be to write about the Sisters of Battle. Very little is done with them compared to the Space Marines.

>>21124551
Oh. I could use Cora (from Corax) instead of Abadda.
I don't know ANYTHING (as opposed to "bits n pieces" that I know about Mehreens) about the Sisters though, and I kinda like them so I'd feel bad about writing shitty stuff about them (similar reason why I won't use Vulkan or Rogal Dorn).
About the martinet thing, I dunno... Maybe Leona (from Lion El Johnson)?

keep Lionell Johnson a dude just make him gay like his namesake chicks dig that stuff. As for sisters there is not much, they were founded in the age of strife( era between the hours hearsey and now) after a civil war in the church. the church still wanted an army after there defeat and because a loophole allowed the church to keep "no men under arms" they made nuns with guns. sisters are highly devoted to the god emperor and hate psykers, mutants, and heresey, They view the guard as weak and the space marines as no better than abhumans (acceptible mutants), and themselves and by extension the church as true servants of the emperor.

also the sisters are well trained, equiped, and fanatical rather than superhumans like marines

>>21106885
No, because these tweaks would make 40k fluff actually interesting and even nuanced rather than MACHOISM IN SPACE.

>>21125222
Instead, it would be MUH VAGINA in space.

>>21125429

Vaginas are nice.

>>21125429
You make it sound like a bad thing.

>>21125446
>>21125914
Do you really want to watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Carapace Greaves?

>>21125929
Right now it's the Brotherhood of the traveling PAULDRONS, so some change would be interesting in the least

>>21126032
I would rather see the breakfast club, but with all the different alien factions and the SM as the jock and CSM as the cheerleader
In the end, the quirky naive tau are rendered as grimderp as the SMs, losing all of their personality, and it is supposed to be seen as a good thing
The ork is left behind to write the report and gets shafted as the joke race yet again

>>21125929
It would have the novelty of not being just angry zealots with huge 80's shoulders.

Would the Necrons have a broken heart of stone after being abused and taken advantage of by the Star Vampires?

>>21126461

Yes, but that's partially because the Star Vampires are yet to find the right individuals who would truly understand their dark souls and hence lash out in frustration against anyone who attempts to get close to them.

>>21126502
Actually, IIRC one or the C'tan was so angsty he built himself a private room the size of a planet just for the sake of solitude and being driven insane by all his brethrens he consumed.

Sounds like a project to me.

>>21126629
So, how do we fix that?

the war wouldnt be one of great big titans and war machines and space marines. it would be smaller factions, rather than armies who battle for supremacy using magic, and occasional sword fighting. chicks like the self insert of being able to win a fight without being physical.

the horus heresy would be more like this; the emperor is a female, and horus is her dad. the dad was absent throughout the empress' childhood, but feels compelled to try and stop the empress' ascension to the throne because he feels a girl cant handle the responsibility...the ensuing war is fought between those who believe the empress has the right to rule, and those who believe horus was right to take the throne on her behalf. the warbands in support of the empress arent exclusively female; dark, edgy, brooding males are the muscle of the warbands, while witches and sorceresses are the main characters. and female foot soldiers are needed to "power" the sorceresses abilities.

horus' warbands are made up of dad figures and rebellious looking guys you would want to go out with to piss your dad off. they dont have magic or conjuring powers, but have superior weaponry.

magic is overpowered in the game, horus can never win a scenario convincingly.

eldar and other races remain marginally unchanged, but serve as "support troops" that can be taken as mercenaries or allies.

apologies for poor writing, im still asleep.

captcha; the ahoroc. sounds like a xeno race.

>>21133587
Sounds reasonable.

Are you fucks ready for more writefaggotry? I hope you are. First bit is a repost + a minor fix. Changed the protag's name to Cora btw.

Typos etc are because I typed it on my phone and will be fixed as soon as possible.

It was another grim, dark day on Terra. In the tragic beauty of the 41st Millenium, after all, there is only angst.

Angst would be one of many words to describe Cora's emotions that morning as she woke up. Her eyes, limpid pools of emeralds, were red, the result of yet another sleep-deprived night. She was getting worse, after meeting that... that -other- Primarch. She had yet to tell Roberta about her thoughts, even though they were best friends, each other's true confidants, bound by their mutual bashfulness. She clamped her eyes shut, as glimpses of Roberta flooded her mind.

Their first meeting, after she the blue-clad girl dropped her pauldron. They had spent hours talking, and for the first time in her life Cora felt she had met a kindred soul. She never managed to find words to describe the way her gene-seed was a-flutter after that first meeting.

That time when Roberta had come crying to her, after that bastard Sanguinius stole her favourite picture of the Empress, and how she consoled her sobbing friend, and reminded her that she was a strong, confident woman, who didn't need no man. Their feminine bond had grown that day, and she realized that Roberta was her first true, actual friend.

Slowly, she managed to force her eyes open, overcoming the momentary dread. The deep jade of her irises was still framed by branches of red, as usual. She performed her habitual morning rites with familiar reverence, then went off to the Academy, where she would find Roberta... And, she realized suddenly, Lionel. The other Primarch. Empress, she couldn't stand the sight of him, no matter how easy on the eyes he was.

>>21134953
The day had been going reasonably well, until it was time for the post-lunch free-time. As was their habit, Cora and her friend slinked off to a corner, their backs turned to the other 'cliques' of Primarchs. They were engaged in a hushed discussion, ehen they were quite rudely interrupted by a voice they both knew all too well.
"Whassamatter, Man-girly? Avoiding us, are you?"
Even before Cora turned around, she knew whom she would see. The usual gang of Lionel, Sanguinius, Alpharion and Leman Russ. Troublemakers, each and every one of them a bad boy, under the 'leadership' of Lionel 'the Lion' Johnson.
"Shut up, Johnson. Why don't you fuck off back to your bromance?"
"He wasn't talking to you, Crowface.", spat Alpharion, his ugly mug twisting into a smile.
"Leave her alone, Alph. She's not worth your time."
The men ignored her growl and turned back to Roberta, who was struggling to maintain composure.
"So, Sang here was just talking about you. Do you want to know what he said?"
"Ng... No. Go away." Then, to the pretty boy. "Why are you doing this? Are you that much of a petty bastard?"
Everyone could guess what she was referring to. It had been a bad idea from the start, and Cora didn't want to remember.
"Yes, yes I am. Especially to girls like you, who won't give what they owe me. I found some stuff of mine, but you won't retirn my calls. Fucking disgrace..."
The girl sighed, and hung her head in defeat.
"Fine... I'll vox you after supper... Bloody magpie..."

>>21134966
Luckily, the rowdy men were too busy laughing to hear that last one. They wouldn't have acted on it, even if they had. Rogal Dorn and Vulkan had positioned themselves nearby, as a subtle warning to the boys.

Leman Russ gave them a slight nod, and turned to walk away
The others followed suit, with Lionel being the last to depart, after he let his eyes linger on Cora for just a heartbeat too long. It was very peculiar, especially when she realized that his cheer had been lost.

The girls went up to the two boys and thanked them, ignoring their humble nonsense about coincidence, and asked about Ferrus Manus, who usually was part of the group. They could squeeze no more information other than the fact that his plans were with Magna the Red.
They kept up the small-talk between themselves, but something was amiss. The signal for the end of the academic day was a relief to Cora, who wanted to do nothing except think, and get her feelings in order.

The wight of her home was always a welcome sight. The silhouette of a man outside her front door, however, was not.

This last part (from the laughing thing until now) was re-written in a haste because of a save issue, I'll work on it after I get done with a thing.

>>21106791
>Orks are guys to kill again
As far as I can tell from my own experience a lot of girls aren't very kin on "Always Chaotic Evil" races who are just guys to kill. My ex didn't play a lot of video games, because she hated the ones where you had to kill a lot of people. So I guess the ork would work better as noble savages in an uneasy truce with humans.

>>21135829

So, Blizzard orcs?

>>21108224
>not animu 40K
Well, if it was animu 40K it would be closer to something like Revolutionary Girl Utena in aesthetics .

>>21135897
Yes. Ones you can sympathize with.

Come to think of it, I did see some Warcraft roleplaying/fanfiction about Blood Elf women and Orcs who fell in love. Would fit right in with lovedagger40k

Say, is this thing in the archives? If not, why isn't it in the archives? It should be in the archives. And possibly the wiki, too. That shit be golden.

>>21135897
Pretty much. Only hotter.

>>21136095
Not furry enough, have one of them fucking a wolf, that will do it.

>>21136108

And make them Nordic rather than native-American. And add romantic snow and lots of mysterious ravens.

>>21133587
>the ahoroc
Yes, the Ahoroc. Known for their frightening warcry of HORA HORA HORA

>>21136422

Actually not bad sounding at all

In Lovedagger Fantasy, about 1 in 6 Bretonnian knights is actually a woman in disguise (despite being gorgeous, she can somehow hide her true identity from the men who are none the wiser). Naturally, those women knights are infinitely more powerful than their male counterparts, and smarter, too - For They Have Vaginas And Are Free.

>>21136095

Apparently, too much steroids can cause lycanthropy.

Alright folks, writefag guy here, giving a small bump. Hit me up if you have any ideas/suggestions etc.

Thanks for tolerating my shitty writing and also my typos.

>>21137707

Needs more xenos.

>>21137707

it's actually shitty in a right kind of way if you know what I mean

>>21137743
Hm. Not sure how I can do this in the current plotline (since it's mostly the Lionel/Cora romance right now), but tell me more. Pretty omg kawaii azn Tau? Rowdy, energetic Orkz?

>>21137758
Crappy, predictable Harlequin-ish bullshit? If yes, then that makes me happy, that's the vibe I'm going for, doing the whole "chick-lit" thing.

>>21137707
Needs more Heresy.

>>21137776

>Pretty omg kawaii azn Tau

OH GOD YES, it's going to be hilarious

>>21137807
>Tau naive shotas
>Ork jocks
>Eldar pretty boys
>Dark Eldar glamrock/goth pretty boys
>Necron deep and mysterious 2old4u
>Tyranid rape fetish beast
Did I miss anything?

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>>21137851

Hmmm...

>>21106357
thats the irony. the eldar women are all shave-headed dykes.

>>21138034
>Squats and Hrud are the dorks who sit in basements playing tabletop games that everyone ignores.

>>21137851
>IG Topgun style shirtless volleyball playing soldiers
>SoB Lipstick Lesbians (how is this diff from current?)
>Big burly he-man alpha male SM
>Wild-man biker boy CSM

the imperial guard is just a bunch of girlish shota catboys.

>>21138110
I thought the SMs were already covered.

Should SoBs really be lipstick lesbians? They're a bit too buff for that. I could see them as all-female powerlifting team that is a bit too familiar with each other. And at night, they hold fight clubs that turn into BDSM orgies

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>>21106620
Did someone say Pretty Marines?

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>>21138287

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>>21138304

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>>21138313

>>21138110
Why not Sisters as strong confident women, ready and willing to make sacrifices to make the galaxy a better place?

I mean, I'm not an expert on women, but I think some chicks could dig that archetype.

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>>21138320

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>>21138327

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>>21138337

>>21138327
that's the most terrifying noise marine I've evren seen

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>>21138348

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>>21138354
some pretty marines do choose chaos

>>21138359

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>>21138374

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>>21138382

God fucking dammit, my net is crapping out some mighty. Gonna work on fixing the current errors, maybe progressing the scene a bit. Bishie Tau are confirmed for later though.

So...what would all this mean for the Mechanicum?

>>21138320
I want to buy 40K now so I can be this beautiful.

>>21139022

Obviously their implants would be a lot more subtle, or maybe even aesthetic, in away. A lot more focus on nanotechnology, probably. Alternatively, they could become even more obviously villainous, because they are both ugly AND harm the environment on their forge-worlds.

>>21139254

bad boy greaser types focused on tuning their machines and racing.

>>21137199

Well, geeze. If the disguised women are better/more powerful knights then men, wouldn't that mean that every grail knight is a woman in disguise?

Though, I can see the... connection. The Lady of the Lake can not be fooled... into thinking that you are not a free bretonnian woman.

on the other hand, I could see it being tragic for that every questing knight that is a man is on a fools errand.

>>21138382

Did the Tyranid just drop a love letter in front of the Pretty Marine?

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>>21138388
whoops had one more

So are Slaanesh daemons now Incubus that are manipulative handsome shapeshifters that used to be Eldars but they were taken by Slaanesh?

>>21142012
Or that really annoying slutty preppy bitch who always steals your man.

>>21142068
The Eldar would be the preps, the daemonettes are just man-stealing sluts.

In the tragic beauty of the 41st Millenium, there are only Eldar, persecuted and fading.

To maintain this, they are persecuted by OTHER beautiful, fading Eldar who are, themselves pesecuted by - well, you see where this is going.

>>21142094
It's just a vicious circle of pretty, waifish, Eldar persecuting one and other over their level of pretty waifishness.

Truly they are much too beautiful for this world.

>>21142094
Makes sense to me. The Harlequins are persecuted by the corsairs who are persecuted by the craftworlds who are persecuted by slaanesh who is really just the misunderstood chaos god of love and desire and fertility

>>21142489

They are so beautiful, it's a curse.

>>21140627

Basically, Brettonia would be Mists of Avalon on tabletop.

>captcha: olloxu institute
Some kind if alien guild?